Z-Monster:
Tiredness
so excessive you can't keep your eyes open
Example: That Z-Monster is beatin' me
down.
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Za:
The
proper show form for pizza.
Example: Martha and I went out and grabbed
some za.
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zaaa:
Wazzaaap.
Used when one is very tired.
Example: Stephen: Hey, Rich! Richard:
Zaaa?
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zackly:
Used
as a substitute for the word exactly. It's
pronounced the way it's written.
Example: Works zackly like you said it
would.
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zackry:
Exactly.
(See Ed Zackry Disease on a joke site.)
Example: Whoa! Bob's breath smells zackry
like crap.
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zag:
Expression
of alarm, appreciation, or disgust.
Example: Zag! I never seen so much meat in
one place.
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zaiesque:
(adj)
Reminiscent of the appearance or character of Dr.
Zaius from _Planet of the Apes_.
Example: Her sublime head of red hair was
exotically zaiesque.
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Zandar:
1.
The fictional planet on which a person is landed
during states of extreme intoxication or
pleasure.
2. The hypothetical planet on which ludicrous
opinions or behaviors are possible and even
logical.
Example: 1. Maggie left me somewhere on
Zandar last night.
2. Bob: I think I might get Suzie in the sack
tonite. Steve: On Zandar!
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Zanzaro:
Meaning
someone who still can't understand your source
code even after reading your excellent comments.
Also meaning mosquito in some languages.
Example: Tony, I can't believe your being
a zanzaro.
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zanzay:
Ugly.
Example: Anna has a vey zanzay attitude.
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zanzibarian:
Bearing
a resemblance to the town of Zanzibar in
Tanzania. Small and charming, with lots of
little cobbled streets between old buildings with
huge and ornate doors.
Example: I loved Damascus; it was so
zanzibarian. I spent hours just walking around.
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Zappa-esque:
Something
that is beyond weird, yet also very witty and
satirically biting at the same time.
Named after the musician Frank Zappa.
Example: Have you seen that filmclip by
The Ones? It's extremely Zappa-esque.
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Zappable:
Tto
remove marker from a projector.
Example: Is this projector zappable?
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zark:
An
all purpose expletive. First used by Douglas
Adams in the Hitchhiker trilogy.
Example: Zark off you zarking fool!
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zatch:
From
catching some Zs. Catch + Z = Zatch, meaning to
sleep.
For people who have been living inside a catsup
dispenser for the last ten decades,
Zs apear over sleeping cartoon character's heads.
Example: 3 AM already. Fforget the term
paper. I gotta go zatch for a while.
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zatronic:
A
suffix added to the end of a persons name to
imply close friendship.
Example: Scott-zatronic! How's it going?
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zazz:
Like
jazz, only for images.
Example: I like the picture--only, could
you add a little zazz to it?
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Zazzera:
Hair
on the back of a person's neck.
Example: Can you please come here and trim
my zazzera?
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Zealism:
Zeal.ism
(zeel´iz´m) n. the principles, practice, and
tenets of the Zealist school of thought.
Example: Some Zealists practice Zealism.
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zebra:
A
copycat, a person who copies your style or
personality.
Example: Christina is a zebra ne plus
ultra. I had that on yesterday. The nerve! She
even asked where I bought it.
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Zebra
Logic: If
you hear hooves, think horses not zebras.
Those guilty of zebra logic are constantly
looking for the exception to the rule.
Example: Using her uncanny zebra logic,
Jen suggested that the holes in her clothes were
caused by my Martian death rays.
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zeltonik:
No
matter how sad you are, you get a abrupt sense of
total happiness, peace, calmness, and
tranquility. Used only in the singular. Zeltonic
is what you can take to make you zeltonik.
Example: I had the worst day ever, nothing
went the way I wanted it to--but as a zeltonik, I
know I'll feel much better soon.
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zemanakal:
Awesome.
Also see gnarlical, sick, rad, and gnarly.
Example: Tommy Z was so zemanakal.
His kickflip back tail on that hubba was
zemanakal.
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Zeng:
Meaning
good or exelent. Origin: Wanyes World
Example: Ex: How was last night? Zeng!
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zentropic:
The
state of someone who has a shallow understanding
of Zen, and uses it to excuse the fact that she
does absolutely nothing, on the basis that she is
in tune with the Tao.
Example: Jim smokes marijuana every day,
and he sits at home contemplating the universe.
He's so zentropic he hasn't left the house in
months. OR He fixed me with his best calm pond
look, the zentropic bastard.
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Zeppster:
An
avid or devout fan of the band Led Zeppelin.
Example: Wally's a real zeppster.
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Zero-two-early:
Military
slang. Refers to an activity scheduled for way
too early in the morning.
Example: We're SPing at zero-two-early
tomorrow, so I'll have to get back early.
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zerovelopy:
The
act of inspecting a cash envelope that was sent
to you via a drive-up bank teller--for the third
time
after you already removed the right amount.
Kind of like dropping an envelope in a mail box
and and double checking that it really,
really fell all the way down.
Example: The jerk in the Yugo held up the
bank drive-through lane with zerovelopy.
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zetadonic:
Something
strange, unexplainable--can also can describe a
psychical stage where
fear and confusion are mixed.
Example: The noise from the graveyard was
zetadonic.
The prophet had a zetadonic vision of the future
events.
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zhuzhi:
Family
filler word for any small electronic
device--e.g., calculator or remote.
Example: Trying to ask for TV remote:
Please hand me the zhuzhi.
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zifflenook:
telling
someone you caught them checking someone out.
Example: zifflenook! said tom
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ZIG:
ALL
YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. What you say? For
Great Justice. Launch all ZIG
Example: How are you gentlemen? All your
base are belong to us! You have no chance to
survive make your time. MOVE ZIG!
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Zigg:
A
cigarette, corruption of german word Zigarette.
Example: Mike, can can I bum a zigg off
you?
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zigguraggerate:
To
wildly exaggerate.
Example: Oh, boy, the Mandelbrot really is
God: that's no zigguraggeration.
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Ziing:
Zing
with an extra letter added to give it extra zing.
Example: Animations may give your site
ziing, but they can be a pain in the ass, too.
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zilch:
not
a damn thing
Example: 1) Whats up? 2) Zilch
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zilla:
Suffix
that denotes the biggest, baddest version of a
thing.
Example: That new hummer is car-zilla
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Zima
Queen: Cheesey
girls who often looked like they stepped out of a
Friends episode. Prefer the taste of Zima. Often
belong to a sorority.
Example: Yo Chaz, here come the Zima
Queens.
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zinc:
the
sink
Example: Just throw the dirty dishes in
the zinc.
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zing:
A
good verbal shot or insult, or retort to a stupid
remark
Example: I really zinged him when he said
that!
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Zing:
Zing
is the thing that makes something even better
than what it was before the zing was added.
Example: Zing is what spice is to a
meatball--it just makes it that little bit better
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zing
zang zoom: 1.
Immediate conversion of potential energy (verb).
2. Instant hope for sexual connection (verb).
3.follow-through on 2 - the best romance ever
(noun)
(I don't know how you separate meanings and
entries.)
Example: 1. They made the decision to move
and zing zang zoom, goodbye Chicago.
2. She looked over and he felt the zing zang zoom
from across the room.
3. Yeah but my first boyfriend...that was zing
zang zoom
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zip
plus four: Since
1986 or so when a postal worker went berserk in
Enid, OK, postal has meant berserk. Zip plus four
is an escalation. Hyperbole for postal. If you
use postal to mean berserk around USPS workers,
you may get an intense reaction.
Example: Chris went zip plus four on us.
Had to put him down with a tranquilizer dart.
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zip-zero:
Nothing
= reward you can get for hard labor and loyalty.
Example: After 25 years of successfully
supporting all, his reward was zip-zero and many
libels
and slanders.
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zippy:
1.
Okay or perfect.
2. Quick or fast.
Example: 1. You say, Hey guys! They say,
Sup manż You be like, Nothin' much, everything's
zippy.
2. You say, Yeah, my Viper's in the shop. Once it
gets out it should be more zippy.
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zircon:
A
girl that's pretty enough to date but you can't
get serious about, as in worthy of a cubic
zirconia but not a diamond.
Example: Cheri's sweet, but that hyena
laugh makes her a zircon.
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zithel:
To
mess around with people, to trick, to confuse.
Example: Jenna planned to zithel with
Meghan's head when she placed boxers on the side
of her bed.
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Zizz:
N. A
short sleep attack.
V. to take a nap without going to bed.
Example: Go take a zizz--you're not making
sense.
I was up all night so I zizzed at the monitor at
work.
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Zizzy
Ballooba: Extremely
disorienting alcoholic drink.
Example: I have a terrible hangover. Had
too many Zizzy Balloobas last night.
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zofwiur:
Pronounced
zofwiur. Concocted by my friend Mike and me as we
played Scrabble at 4 am. We had 7 letters, so we
put them down and made zofwiur. Zofwiur is yet
another replacement for words such as good, cool,
sweet, and even dude. Zofwiur means something's
really awesome, and it's an expression of
surprise, happiness, or when you like something.
Example: Zofwiur, where's my car? OR
Totally zofwiur.
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Zoinks:
Universal
sound of surprise, as popularized by Shaggy.
Example: Zoinks! It's the one-legged
zombie again!
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zolaxed:
A
zone of relaxation where a person experiences
complete harmony and peace within. Often
accompanied by periods of either; 'thought-free',
extremely calm, trance like states; or
alternatively, deep emotional connection with
other persons within the same zone.
Example: They blissed out in their
hammocks, completely at peace with the world,
enveloped by warmth and philosophy, sharing deep
moments of emotional connection, feeling zolaxed
by the harmony of the moment.
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zombielicious:
Something
so good it turns you into a wide-eyed slab of
enjoyment.
Example: Mike's party was zombielicious.
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zombocom:
A
website, game, or movie that is all hype and no
content.
Example: The movie _Tomb Raider_ was
nothing but zombocom.
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zone,
the: The
circumstance created when a green light changes
to yellow and you can neither stop nor go through
the light without feeling you have done something
wrong.
Example: Why did you run that light?
I was in the zone. There was nothing I could do.
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zone,
zone out, zoned out: A
way of floating out and not realizing passage of
time or anything else around you. Can happen
intentionally or unintentionally
Example: Unintentional: I don't know what
happened after that. I just sorta zoned out.
Intentionally: I was really zonin' till my
girlfriend came along and started yelling at me.
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zoobaz:
The
term used for describing a European/Canadian film
student w/a uniquely painted car.
Example: Hey Zoobaz, what shakes?
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zoobulation:
The
joy felt from a visit to a zoo.
Example: His spirit was filled with
zoobulation while visiting the San Diego Wildlife
park.
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zoodled:
You've
had way too much alcohol in a particular outing.
Example: She's puking-- must be zoodled.
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zook:
Regurgitate,
puke, throw up.
Example: I think I'm gonna zook if I see
any more synonyms for throw up.
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zoolander:
a
guy who looks and dresses like a male model.
Someone who wears lots of turtlenecks, pocketless
clothesl. It's derived from a sketch Ben Stiller
did for the VH1 Awareds in 96 where he was Derek
Zoolander - male model.
Example: Hey zoolander, it's time for some
fud.
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zoom-zooms
and wham-whams: Inadequate
compensations for jobs well done--as opposed to,
say, cash or promotions.
Example: Alice saved our butts with her
Powerpoint presentation. Of course, she only got
zoom-zooms and wham-whams for her efforts.
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zoomout-moment:
When
you are suddenly exposed to the full complexity
or size of something you thought you
knew a lot about, but obviously didn't--thus
making you feel like an idiot.
Example: I thought I understood the
storyline of the TV show, but then Colin exposed
me to all the different episode strings, and I
had a zoomout-moment at that point.
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Zoop:
Skeleton,
bag of bones--what's in the closet.
Example: On Halloween, my two-year-old
exclaimed, Mommy, mommy there is a zoop hanging
there!
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zooted:
1.
To be incapacitated beyond the ability to
function on any level.
2. To be disciplined, taken advantage of, or
treated unfairly by an individual, group, or
institution.
Example: 1. He was really zooted at the
party last night.
2. Although I was about to put a coin in the
meter, the officer zooted me anyway.
3. The judges zooted the Canadian skaters.
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zorch:
One
who wears entirely too much makeup, especially
eyeliner.
Example: That zorch used a putty knife to
apply her makeup.
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zot!:
The
sound used in smiting someone or something.
Example: *point left index finger at
target*
Zot!
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Zounds:
An
expression used to convey amazement or wonder.
Similar to Wow! Often used by Pinkey of _Pinkey
and the Brain_.
Example: Zounds, Brain! That's brilliant!
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zowie:
What
you say when you hit your thumb with a hammer
really hard.
Example: Zowie! That hurt!
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zows:
To
fake being amazed by someone, to mock in an evil
way.
Example: John Hughes aced his calculus
test? Zows, Matt, zows.
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zrbrt:
to
place ones mouth, slightly open, against another
persons body and blowing, making a raspberry
sound.
Example: *pppbbbbttttt* Hey, you zrbrted
me!
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zug:
A
person who is fanatically obsessed with a geeky
hobby to the point of being socially clueless--
poor hygeine, rude behavior, moronic sense of
humor, arrogance despite obvious foolishness.
Common subcategories include comic book zugs,
gaming zugs, Star Trek zugs
(trekkers, the people who are so into it they
can't let themselves be called trekkies),
rennaizugs (idiots with sticks wearing sheets,
socially clueless people who live at the
Rennaissance festivals and
fairs), Rocky Horror zugs (way too late, way too
lame),
Vampire zugs (fang tards), anime zugs, etc.
This is not a term for the general fans of these
hobbies,
but for a specifically severe type of social
retard.
To my knowledge this was originally a comic book
or game shop insider term as early as the 80s,
but it has not been shared with the fan base,
instead being supplanted by the less derogatory
and more gender-specific fanboy.
Example: We'd better get the subscribers
comics out of the shipment before the
hordes of slobbering zugs come through the door.
That guy seems to think he's cool, but he's just
a zug.
You should see how many toys he has in his living
room.
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zunkie:
Person
who takes her kids to see the pygmy elephants at
the zoo a little too often.
Addicted to the zoo experience.
Example: In the school holidays, my
grandmother becomes a zunkie.
We've seen the pygmy elephants five times in the
past week.
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zuphomeez:
A
greeting for addressing friends.
Example: Friends: Yo. Bob: Zuphomeez!
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zuzzy:
A
word used to describe something really, really
bad.
Example: Your clothes look really zuzzy.
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Zwa:
(exclam)
Word used when you are completely caught unaware.
Example: A. Jack, we hit the Lotto! Jack:
Zwa?
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zyxatch:
Concept.
The word has no official meaning. It is merely
the most horribly ofensive thing to say to
someone. It's the type of word that in other
languages and countries would get you kicked out.
Example: Chris was being such...such a
*lowers voice* zyxatch. Why am I whispering?
Everyone knows he's vermin.
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zzz-mail:
An
email that is taking forever to send
Example: Damn b, this ain't email, this is
zzz-mail
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Zzzzolch:
Verb,
to laze around and barely do anything.
Example: I hope you're not planning to
zzzzolch all day because you have homework!
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