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C
'n' E goer: Person
who attends church only for Christmas and Easter
and usually only to please her parents.
Example: Jane is not that religious. She's
just a C 'n' E goer.
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C
N' C: The
President of the United States, the Commander in
Chief.
Example: The C N' C is in Air Force One
over the Atlantic at the moment.
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C-Master:
A
type of opponent, mainly seen in FIFA soccer
video games, who constantly taps the C button to
kick the ball downfield, which sometimes results
in goals.
Example: JJ dribbles, passes....He's a
pleasure to watch. Other people are just
C-Masters when they play.
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C-Town:
Slang
term for the city of Cleveland.
Probably first coined by Jim Rome in his daily
syndicated radio show.
Example: C-Town rocks are usually very
reasonably priced.
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C.Y.A.:
Cover
Your Ass
Example: That trouble-ticket software is
more to C.Y.A. than for the users.
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C3I:
Command,
Control, Communications, and Intelligence.
Example: Good C3I is the backbone of any
largescale operation, like the one presently
underway in Afganistan.
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C4
explosive chassis option: A
notional feature on a new car that consists of a
chassis lined with C4 plastic explosive.
What cars in R-rated action movies typically come
equipped with,
since they seem to explode in fantastic and
colorful fashion at the slightest impact.
Example: Did you see that scene where
Travolta drove that Jaguar into
a bus and it burst into flames?
They must've ordered the C4 explosive chassis
option.
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cabanger:
Used
to discribe something that is broken or worn out
Example: You're going to drive me to the
prom in that cabanger!?
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cabinet:
In
Rhode Island the soda fountain drink made with
milk, flavoring, and ice cream. Called a frappe
in MA, a milkshake in other areas, etc. A Rhode
Island milk shake does not contain ice cream.
Example: Two coffee cabinets, please.
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cable:
Bulky
gold chain.
Example: Check out the cable around his
neck.
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cable-ten:
Low
budget, cheap, shameful, despicable, shoddy,
inexpensive.
Example: Look at yourself. Could you get
any more cable-ten?
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caboon:
An
intern, particularly in a research project
involving hawks. Supposedly from some Malay
language where it denotes slave.
Example: You are the most stupid caboon
that I have known.
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Cack:
Individuals
who are of great arrogance, or who are wholly
belonging to the mainstream society and laws of
social conformity and use that to their
advantage. Cacks are also identified as assholes
or similar offensive names.
Example: Due to the thirty gallons of
coffee you drink every day, and the minimum wage
you pay, that automatically makes you, sir, a
cack.
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cack
chugula: A
respectfully deprecating nickname usually
bestowed upon those who excel in slothing,
boozing, and story telling.
Example: Hey, Cack Chugula, get off the
couch and answer the door. The pizza guy is here.
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cacographer:
Not
a made up word, but a real word that means a bad
speller or writer. We need this word.
Example: Check out the Bulwer-Lytton
website (www.bulwer-lytton.com). They give awards
to cacographers.
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in
torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it
was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept
up the streets (for it is in London that our
scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and
fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps
that struggled against the darkness.
--Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford
(1830)
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cacophemism:
The
use of a more expressive, more distasteful word
in place of another. It would be the opposite of
euphemism.
Eu in greek means well or good; kakos means bad
or evil.
Example: The use of the word corpse
instead of the deceased is a good example.
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caddiwompas:
The
state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed,
or uneven.
Example: There was so much weight piled on
one side of the van, it sat caddiwompas.
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caddywampus:
It
means kittycorner, or askew.
Example: The tornado blew the house all
caddywampus.
The liquor store is caddywampus from the Lovely
Mullet Hair Say-lon.
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caf:
A
cafeteria, preferably one in a highschool or
college campus.
Example: Yeah, let's go to the caf and get
some pizza.
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Caffuffed:
To
be extremely exhausted and tired, as a result of
which you fall asleep.
Example: I was caffuffed after cooking for
the whole Smith family so I went straight to bed.
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cage:
Motorcyclists'
slang for a car.
Example: Man, that cage almost hit me
broadside.
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cagey:
Feeling
pent up, need to get outside
Example: I've been in this office too
long. I'm getting cagey
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caggy:
(clothing)
Adjective meaning old and unwanted yet still
useful i.e. decorating wear
Example: I'll put on those caggy jeans to
clean out the garage
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cak:
Hitting
your shin on something hard and usually blunt, so
it makes the shin bone,
which is close to the skin on the front of your
shin, hurt like bejesus.
From mountain biking, where the most usual blunt
instrument for cakking is a pedal.
Example: Owwwwwww! Just cakked my right
shin on my SPuD (qv) on that last descent.
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cake:
money,
lots of it.
Example: That Bill Gates is rolling in
cake!
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cake:
Used
to describe a woman who has a fat ass--in a good
way.
Example: J Lo has cake.
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cake
and pie: So
easy as to be laughable, a piece of cake and easy
as pie combined, from Bill Gibson, somewhere in
the Neuromancer trilogy.
Example: Doing graphics on a Macintosh?
Cake and pie!
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cakehead:
Someone
who is not very bright.
Example: That cakehead just ran that
redlight.
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cakewalk:
Easily
done, same as a piece of cake.
Example: Our calculus test was cakewalk.
[There is a dance called a cakewalk.
If you're on the right square when the music
stops, you win a cake.
It's also defined as something accomplished with
supreme ease.]
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calamatastrophy:
Worse
than a calamity but not quite a catastrophe.
Example: There was a calamatastrophy
involving 23 cars on the freeway last night
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calculeer:
The
dead lifeless look on one's face after sitting
through Mr. Graham's calculus class.
Example: Jane sure has a mean calculeer on
her face today.
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calcumalator:
Calculator.
Use the word when you want to feign stupidity.
Example: I can't do these physics
problems, even when I use my calcumalator.
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caldwellian:
To
brazenly use trickery, charm, craftiness or
sleight of hand to get your way; to scam or
grift; exhibiting or possessing a general
mischieveous nature.
Example: So you planned the whole thing,
and everyone got caught but you? How caldwellian.
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calico
cat: (adj)
Great. Usually about a time, place, or event.
This is used by just a few of my friends and me
in Kalamazoo, MI.
Example: This At the Drive-In show is
thoroughly calico cat.
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Californication:
The
process of ruining the quality of life of a
residential area by an influx of former residents
of the state of California.
Example: Damn Californicators. They want
to pass laws against breathing heavy.
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caligula:
A
level of something, just above mad.
Example: Check out Bizarro with the
powered-up chainsaw. He's caligula.
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calipso:
A
frontal wedgie.
Example: The calipso in the math teachers'
acid-wash jeans did not go down well with her
students in the front row.
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callipyge:
An
actual medical term meaning having an attractive
backside.
A polite way of telling someone they have same.
Adj. callipygous. Cf. steatopygous.
Example: Some believe J Lo may have the
most profound case of callipyge ever recorded.
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callow:
To
touch someone inappropirately
Example: He just callowed my privates.
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Caloosa:
I.
Short for Could Lose a few pounds Usually used to
describe a female that is not ugly but slightly
overweight. II. Can also be used followed by a
number indicating the amount of weight needs to
use.
Example: I. Is he cute? he Caloosa. II. Is
she cute? She Caloosa 20.
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calp:
Used
to point out a pair of nice legs without the
owner of the legs knowing.
Abbreviation of a bad Spanish translation for
Damn, nice legs.
Example: Don't look now, but there's some
calp behind you.
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came:
A
mix of cool and lame, used when you like
something but are not sure others feel the same.
Example: N'Synch is kinda came.
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camel
toe: The
same as a wedgie, except it only happens to
females, and is a front wedgy.
Example: That girl has camel toe.
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camelesque:
Bumpy
in texture or contour
Example: The gravel road was very
camelesque; the passengers were thrown into the
air.
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camelup:
To
get ready.
Example: Camelup before you go on a long
walk.
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camgirl:
Girl
who has a webcam, and, presumably, an audience
Example: http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/8968:
What's more pathetic than attention-seeking
camgirls?
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camp:
(v)
1. To remain in close proximity to or hover over.
2. To constantly refresh a message board post so
that you immediately see any replies made to it
or to search for a specific user's posts
continuously on a message board. 3. (Multi-player
Gaming) To stay close to a spawn point for a
monster or player in order to assure yourself the
kill.
Example: Bob is camping the copy machine
today. He must have a large report. I've camped
this post for 20 minutes and still no replies to
my thread. Betty is so cool. I constantly camp
her posts just to see what she says. I like the
game, but there are too many lamers who camp all
the spawns.
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camper:
Used
in mainly internet gaming lingo. It describes a
person who doesn't move far from a certain spot
and picks off other players without the use of
skill. Or sits in an area and kills a player(s)
repeatedly. The player merely stays in one place
and has hence sets up camp. Uses: In any FPS
game, EverQuest, Paintball and other multiplayer
games where a player can gain a cheap upper hand
by remaining in the same place.
Example: A: Bubba has stayed in the same
spot the whole game.
B: Yea, Bubba's just a camper.
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Camperoo:
A
Camperoo is a highly efficient, extremely
enthusiastic camper,
who lives for weekends spent communing with
nature and fellow Camperoos.
If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times
itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,
even on a moment's notice.
A Camperoo represents all that is pure and good
and fun about camping.
No one has to tell you you're a Camperoo...you
just KNOW.
Example: Tyler's absence of complaints
about the heat,
ability to camp comfortably for three days with a
minumum of gear,
and campsite left exactly as he found it showed
him to be a true Camperoo.
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can
of corn: Really
corny.
Example: Those red polka dot shoes? They
deserve a can of corn.
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can't
fall off: Getting
or being part of a good deal. You can't lose.
Example: Rolex for $3.99? You can't fall
off.
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canadians:
restaraunt
slang for non-tippers.
Example: damn justin, a bunch of canadians
just sat down in your section.
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canardly:
To
have difficulty in viewing an object, usually due
to size.
Example: That diamond is so small you
canardly see it.
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canary
blood: The
new fad of bleaching hair blond, and then making
spikes out of it using hair gel.
Example: Hey, look, Wes put on some canary
blood.
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canasta
glasses: Eyeglasses
with the long chain attached, like librarians and
old ladies wear.
Example: Al Davis looks so stupid wearing
those canasta glasses.
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canayavesum?:
Can
I have some? slurred into a single word (a slurd)
by drunks (or students) to indicate that they
want you to share whatever you have.
Example: Whatcha got? Canayavesum?
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cancer:
Rusted-out
section of a car.
Example:
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Candian
Routine: Unspecified
imaginary gambit, mentioned in order to worry and
baffle.
Example: Look, they're using the old
Canadian Routine.
| Steady now, you don't really want us to use the
Canadian Routine, do you...?
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canduity:
The
anger caused by the presence of cows, and
cow-related devices.
Example: When Billy went to the farm and
saw the milking station, he was filled with
canduity.
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cane:
A
word you can put in place of whatever you are
doing.
Example: I caned him at tekken!
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canipeliosis:
The
condition of being contaminated with dog hair.
Example: The canipeliosis spread from my
sweater to my lunch in record time, rendering the
food totally inedible.
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canipulations:
Extreme
reaction to something. Jumping around, yelling,
etc.
Example: My football team won and we were
all having canipulations!.
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cank:
Noun.
Pejorative for a Canadian national.
Example: The canks are all headed to
Flordia for some decent health-care.
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cankles:
a
condition where a person's calves are the same
width as her ankles
Example:
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Canned:
From
cannabalize. To remove something off of one piece
of machinery or equipment to make another work.
Machinery being canned from does not have to be
broken.
Example: One of my headlights went out, so
I canned one off my brother's car.
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cannibabilistic:
Human-eating
baby.
Example: Your daughter is
cannibabilistic--she's eating your son's foot.
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canntabilissumanaryloft:
A
place of residence.
Example: My home can be called my house,
my crib, and my canntabilissumanaryloft.
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canoe
beer: Another
term for cheap American megabrew lager,
from the joke about the similarities between
American beer and sex in a canoe.
Example: I just got paid. No more canoe
beer for me for a while. I'm drinkin' the
imported stuff.
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canoogle:
looking
to worm your way in on the sly.
Example: He's always trying to canoogle a
raise with the boss.
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cans:
Audiophile
slang for headphones.
Example: These cans sound great.
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canuckie:
That
sweet loving thing only a Canadian girl can
share. Always warm no matter how cold the winter.
Men have been known to drive 2000 miles to get
some.
Example: Check her out. Thats some fine
canuckie there!
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cap-ex:
Short
for capital expenditure.
Example: The cap-ex that is being spent is
being spent on new infrastructure, said Scott
Kriens, Juniper Networks CEO.
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capacitize:
Manufacturing
term applied to nearing full capacity
Example: We need to make sure the line is
fully capacitized to reach our true potential.
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capital-:
Used
to emphasize a word
Example: Carolyn forgave Barret for
cheating on her because she thinks she's in
capital-L-love.
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Capitalize:
For
two people to make out.
Example: Did you and Chris capitalize on
the first date?
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capophilia:
Obsessive
love of mafia movies such as _The Godfather_, or
of the HBO hit show The Sopranos.
Example: Till I got into therapy, I
thought I just liked _The Godfather_, but my
shrink diagnosed me with capophilia.
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caprahlism:
Word
used to describe a fat, acne-infested oaf who
waddles in and out of hallways.
Example: Who the hell is that?
That's a firm believier in caprahlism.
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captain:
What
you call someone with immense talent and a
recurring ability to screw things up.
Example: Well done, Captain Guru.
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captain:
Implies
authority on a given matter due to experience.
Example: Steve is Captain Designated
Driver because he doesn't drink.
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Captain
Obvious: One
who always points out the things we already know.
Example: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
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Caraoke:
The
practice of singing along to the radio while
driving.
Example: Mabel put on a caraoke show on
I-10 with Goodbye, Earl.
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carbage:
Odours
emitted by cars, i.e. engine or exhaust, that
smell like garbage.
Example: This street smells like carbage.
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carbo:
any
form of life based on carbon
Example: You carbos are all the same:)
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Carbon:
A
copy.
Example: I Carboned that tape for you.
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carcolepsy:
The
condition of falling asleep whenever you are in a
car.
Example: I can't let Jason drive. I'd be
afraid he'd fall asleep at the wheel what with
his carcolepsy and all.
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carding:
UK.
Soliciting for prostitution by placing a card
advertising a prostitute's business in a phone
box. Prostitution is not illegal, but carding is.
Check the website.
Example: Chris's source of income appears
to be carding. Either that or he's a pimp or a
drug dealer. I'd bet that he's a card boy.
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care
factor: A
rating of how much you care about something,
usually zero.
Example: Pete: Do you want to go for a
jog?
Steve: Care factor zero.
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Carealess:
Used
when one doesn't care or isn't listening.
Example: My car crashed into a tree,I
stepped on my pet spider, and lost $6,900 in a
bet with a pirate.
I carealess.
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careeput:
Cheap,
stingy.
Example: A: Buy me a drink? B: No. A:
You're so careeput.
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carfuck:
Happens
when you drive too closely and you can't stop in
time to avoid hitting the car in front of you.
The front bumper of your car overlaps the rear
bumper of the car in front of you.
Example: Let off the gas! You're gonna'
end up carfucking the lady in front of you.
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carginity:
The
first time you have sex in a car.
Example: Did you lose your carginity in
your '97 Tiburon?
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carglacky:
Of
or pertaining to the windshield of a car.
Example: Anyone who says that wiper baldes
aren't carglack is an insane.
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cargoyle:
The
chunks of ice and snow and sand that collect in
the wheel wells of cars and trucks.
Example: Emma had great fun in kicking the
cargoyles off her daddy's minivan.
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cargument:
the
peculiar situation in which two or more people
riding in a car have a serious disagreement and
then are forced to sit in close proximity until
they reach their destination
Example: After Ron and Nancy's cargument,
we rode in silence for six hours.
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Carked
it: Kicked
the bucket.
Example: It hurt so bad I thought I had
carked it.
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carmack:
A
person who spends all or most of her free time
programming or coding. Has a tendency stay at
home and not be social.
Example: Ah! C'mon, Christina. You're
being a carmack. We haven't done anything
together in weeks.
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carp:
Misspelled
version of the word crap. Most often seen in
games when one must type fast, or be killed
(again). Used to express distress and extreme
displeasure.
Example: Carp, he killed me...again!
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cArp:
Must
have a capital A--substitute for crap. Since carp
are crap fish, I figure the definition makes
sense.
Example: Bits of road cArp and filth blew
in her face as she drove down the interstate in a
car without a windshield.
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Carperpetuation:
The
act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or
a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching
over and picking it up, examining it, then
putting it back down to give the vacuum one more
chance.
Example:
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carpet:
To
be boring, dull, plain or monotonous.
Reference to how boring carpet shopping is, or
how monotonous and lacking in personality a
person is.
Example: I don't believe how carpet this
speaker is--I bet he practices carpetry.
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carpet
fuzz: the
tiny pieces of fuzz invariably appearing on top
of any carpet.
Example: There was a ton of carpet fuzz in
her house, she had not vacuumed in forever.
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carpse:
A
vehicle that continues to run long after it
should be dead.
Example: While cruizin' in my carpse the
muffler fell off again.
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carsastic:
Similar
to sarcasm, carsasm is less harsh. The act of
carsasm is to be carsastic.
Example: I didn't mean to make you feel
inferior--you're not. I was just being carsastic.
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carson:
a
seemingly nice person who turns out to be a jerk
Example: we used to think he was so funny,
with his dopey ties and his hats, until we
realised what a carson he was.
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cartographical:
Similar
to geographical, but mapalicious.
Example: As you can see, the
cartographical blob that is the Middle East is
definitely the hub of the three continents.
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cartoonery:
Activity,
gesture, or nuance that exemplifies properties
characteristic of a cartoon or animated character
or concept.
Example: Mona spent much of her free time
devoted to collecting scooters and engaging in
cartoonery.
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carvenient:
finding
a decent place to park
Example: Oh! How carvenient! The owner of
that Reserved spot next to the door is going home
for the day!
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casablanca:
Washington
DC expression, The White House.
Example: The President will be speaking to
the press from casablanca at noon.
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case
of the zactlies: exactly
Example:
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cash
money millionare: Someone
who has a lot of money, and may or may not flaunt
it.
Example: Is that guy fronting on a
cellular phone that doesn't work? Is that a fake
Tag Heuer on his wrist?
Not this cat. He's definitely on some Cash Money
Millionare trip.
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cashed:
Done,
finished.
Example: Put your cigarette out, it's
cashed.
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cashish:
Illicit
cash. Money that you know you shouldn't spend.
For example, cash that you pinch from your
tuition or rent money.
Example: I'm gonna have to score a little
cashish if i'm gonna check out that concert
tonight.
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cashola:
money,
hard currency
Example: I will come for a drink but I've
got to get some Cashola first
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cassatopia:
1.
The place where all your lost shoes go. 2. That
loose dog in your neighborhood.
Example: Travis: Where'd my shoe go? It
was just here last night. Katie: It probably
ended up in cassatopia.
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casters-up
mode: When
some piece of technical equipment is completely
broken.
Example: Me: Did you fix the server?
Guru: Nah. It was in casters-up mode.
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castrated:
A
weaker version of the real thing.
Example: I need to sleep later so give me
a cup of the castrated coffee.
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cat:
A
guy, often one who is considered cool or devious.
Example: I saw these two cats breaking
into your car last night.
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Cat
Fight: A
fight between women who don't know how to fight,
but just scratch at each other.
Example: When that cute waitress started
flirting with me, it was only a matter of time
before my girlfriend and her got into a Cat
Fight.
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cat's
ass: Luxurious,
hip, cool.
Example: I really, really like the folding
chairs with the beerholder in the arm-rest. They
really are the cat's ass.
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catapostrophe:
The
misuse of the apostrophe, esp. where such misuse
results in an amusing or ambiguous sentence.
Example: In a recent advertisement for a
freezer, the company used the term its' cool box.
This catapostrophe meant that it was not clear
whether the box is cool, or whether the freezer
has a cool box. The words its' of course, does
not exist. [See prior entry at it's.]
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catatonic:
Immobilized
by a contented feline whom one does not wish to
disturb.
Example: Sweetie, can you get me some tea?
Not now dear, I'm catatonic.
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catch:
Lazy
use of the phrase, catch you later. Talk to you
later, see you later....
Example: Catch.
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Catch-23:
In
order to solve a problem one has to create a
larger problem.
Example: Bill pulled a Catch-23 when he
saved 20 people at the cost of killing 35.
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catdention:
The
spot left on the bed where the cat has been
sleeping.
Example: I don't like it when the cat
sleeps on the bed, sheds, and leaves catdentions,
ruffling the covers.
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catdude:
Very
cool person. Cooler than a cat.
Example: Clint Eastwood is a catdude.
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caterpillar
in the pudding: Something
which seems out of place, or not quite right for
an undetermined reason. The general state of
affairs resulting from such a situation.
Example: I think something's wrong in the
mailroom; I haven't gotten any mail since last
week.
There's definitely a caterpillar in the pudding
down there.
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cathexis:
somewhat
similar to cow,' as in don't have a cathexis. It
does have a technical meaning in psychiatry, but
we don't care about that. To us, it means to get
all wrapped 'round the axle about something.
Example: don't have a cathexis, Mitch.
I'll be 18 in a week!
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catloaf:
A
position of contentment and relaxation in which a
housecat hunkers down and tucks its feet and tail
in close to the body, forming a symmetrical,
round shape which resembles a baked good.
Example: Why does Bootsy always do his
catloaf right on the section of the paper I'm
trying to read?
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catman,
and catkids: my
dogs, like to bark at cats, and the mailman, so
we just call the mailman,
and the cats in the neighborhood, here comes the
catman,
and they just go wild, looking up and down the
street for them,
it also has turned into the kids getting out of
school, as catkids
Example:
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catpause:
The
length of time it takes after someone leaves the
room before everyone starts talking about her.
Example: A catpause is a period of time on
the order of a nanosecond.
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catrepreneur:
A
cool cat who is in business. Cat + Entrepreneur =
Catrepreneur.
Catrepreneurs use fair and honest business
practices. (Contrast with ratrepreneur.)
Example: You made this most excellent
website? Hey, you're a catpreneur, my friend!
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catterwacked:
All
messed up and out of wack.
Refering to brain functioning or body parts most
commonly but can describe any situation that is
dysfunctional or misfunctional.
Example: After the night I had last night,
my brain is all catterwacked.
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caution-taped:
describing
an object that has been wrapped in caution tape
Example: Nick's car was caution-taped
while he was camping.
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cavityfighting:
very
cool. a fonz
Example: the new kid in school is
cavityfighting, i think he'll make lots of new
friends.
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CC
baby: (adj)
Very sweet and cute (usually babies). Also used
to praise someone for acting in a charming or
adorable fashion.
Example: Aww. She just smiled at me.
Kate's my CC baby.
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Celerica:
Righteous,
above reproach. Setting the right example in
business and personal life. Antonym: See
joejobbed.
Example: Although Oliver worked with
people he easily could have ripped off, his
approach has always been celerica.
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celibating:
From
celibate.
Example: My wife and I are celibating our
25th wedding anniversary
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Cell-yell:
when
someone can't hear on thier cell phone because of
static.(I find this very annoying.)
Example: he's cell-yelling and It's really
bothering me.
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cella:
Basement.
Example: Put the leftover boxes in the
cella.
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cellaholic:
A
person addicted to using her cell phone, and is
seen to use it very frequently. Especially at
times or in places that are inappropriate.
Example: Some cellaholic was talking
through the whole movie--reminded me why I'd
rather stay home and rent.
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cellphonic
appraisal: the
activity that occurs when a ringing cell phone
causes everyone in the room to check and see if
it's theirs.
Example:
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cellu-loser:
Anyone
who drives/rides/walks with a non-working or toy
cell phone permanently jammed in their ear to
give themselves what they believe to be status.
Example: See the cellu-loser in the Honda
over there?
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celluhang:
The
rear overhang on a chair.
Example: You'll have to diet. You've put
an extra two inches on your celluhang during the
holidays.
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celly:
A
cell phone
Example: Just call me up on my celly.
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celubrious:
Related
to celebratory? From a misunderstanding of
salubrious. The Word Mavens at
www.randomhouse.com.
Example: I trust you have recovered from
any celubrious activities during the festive
period.
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celwebrity:
Someone
who is famous solely because she has a site on
the internet. |
http://www.insecurities.org/wwmnua/
Example: Paul Jarvis is my favourite
celwebrity. (Paul is a very well-known performer
with Cirque du Soleil. Check out the show next
time you're in Las Vegas.)
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censobation:
The
act of censoring something for no good reason,
just because you can.
Example: The V-Chip is a major
Censorbator.
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century
21 page: A
website that exists but for no other purpose than
to direct you to
the website's new location or new owners.
Example: After launch.com got bought out
by Yahoo!, it became nothing but a century 21
page to Yahoo! Music.
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Centurysquared:
The
10,000th.
Example: This is the centurysquared word
to enter the dictionary.
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ceoster:
Pronounced
che·ous´·ter. A corporate CEO who is
indistiguishable from a court jester or
buffoon--has engaged in buffoonish, foolish, or
silly behavior--quite possibly criminal behavior,
too.
Example: Enron's Jeffrey Skilling is a
good example of a ceoster.
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CÊpë:
A
variation of the word cp (cerebratepartes) which
is used frequently in Sweden as an allroundword.
Example: That was really CÊpë of you to
do.
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ceramic
fish: Swanky,
usually pertaining to a gift or new acquisition.
Before Wheel of Fortune started awarding cash
prizes,
contestants were required to use the money they
won to purchase prizes.
Any money left over from buying golf clubs,
vacations and La-Z-Boys would be
spent on the cheapest prize available--invariably
a ceramic dolphin, Dalmatian, or fish.
Example: Did you see the bracelet that
Janice got? Oooh...ceramic fish!
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Cerp:
The
slow evolution of the phrase See you, to see ya,
to cya, to cerp.
Basically it means see ya
Example: Pete: I'm going now, I'll see ya
later.
Mike: Cerp.
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certifiable:
Crazy
Example: When we were playing in the rain,
your mom looked at us like we were certifiable.
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cewebrity:
A
web celebrity. (My co-worker JT coined the term.)
Example: Once I get this online comic up
and running, I'm going to be a total cewebrity!
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ch
ching: This
word means excellent, fantastic and is believed
to come from the sound falling coins
make when you collect from a slot machine. The
opposite of ch ching is ba bau.
Example: Thanks for cooking a great meal;
it was ch ching.
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cha:
Yeah.
Popularized by Mike Myers in the _Wayne's World_
movies.
Example: A: So, you got her number?
B: Cha.
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cha:
child
or baby; term of endearment
Example: Hey, cha, how're your chas?
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chach:
see
chav, a chach is that guy who comes to the club
with a vest and no shirt under it, gold chains,
and fake tan. he thinks he rules and tries to hit
on you blatantly. term may have originated with
Chachi from Happy Days.
Example: I can't believe that guy shaves
his chest! What a chach!
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chach:
term
of endearment
Example: Hi, chach, how are the things?
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chaedaque:
Hed-ayk.
A very minor dizziness that lasts for no more
than two minutes.
Causes are unknown; however, it is believed to be
caused by too much television
or time spent in front of the computer.
Example: Got anything for my chaedaque? I
can't seem to walk straight.
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Chafim:
Falling
for no reason at all.
Example: Sam chafims all the time.
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chaif:
A
beautiful girl that you would like to chalk up
Example: lets go out and Chalk up some
chaif's
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chaired-up:
When
one has acquired a chair and is in a sitting
position.
Example: Are you sitting down?
Thank you, I'm all chaired-up!
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chakos:
Exclamation,
when something surprises you.
Example: Chakos! This is the real stuff.
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chalk
up: To
put a notch on your bed post, or to pull a girl
Example: Lets go Chalk up some Chaifs
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champers:
Sham-pers.
British slang for champagne.
Example: Any champers left? I'm thirsty
after the caviar.
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championees:
Champions
Example: Qs sung by soccer fans
worldwide,Championees, championees are we are we
are we.
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chandler
wannabe: Describes
people with little social skills who attempt to
make conversation by endlessly quoting from
whichever film or TV show is popular at the time.
Example: Know Steve from Accounts? Is he a
chandler wannabe or what?
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chank:
Derogatory
term, applied to situations where you feel
cheated or left out.
Example: We missed the bus. That's chank.
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channelate:
When
you are talking to someone about something and he
suddenly changes the topic.
Example: Mo always channelates from
football to religion to books while we talk.
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chanticipation:
A
state experienced at or near the end of a song as
the listener expects a specific song to follow,
due to album order, etc.
Example: After the station played Should I
Stay or Should I Go? my strong chanticipation of
Rock the Casbah was dashed by a string of
commercials.
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Charity
Mole: an
expression used to describe a young, dressed up
girl in a nightclub taking advantage of an older,
rich man exclusively for his money
Example: see that chick over there latched
onto that old guy? She is so a charity mole
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charp:
the
one green mutant chip in every packet of chips
Example:
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Chartmanship:
Chart
craftsmanship, the ability to prepare a beautiful
presentation to cover up the fact that it
contains no real information.
Example: Murray's half-baked proposal was
accepted by the board chiefly due to his
chartmanship.
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Chastity
belt: Ironic;
to be hit upon by a lesbian such as Chastity
Bono.
Example: I was given a real Chastity belt
in the bar just now.
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Chatnik:
Those
people who hang out in chatrooms, coined by those
who met in the TalkTV chatroom.
Example: I consider myself a chatnik.
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ChatterBrain:
One
who takes IRC and other chat-related events far
too seriously.
To the point of depression or never speaking to
someone again.
Example: He saw her chatting to another
male chatter so he's stopped eating...He's such a
ChatterBrain.
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chatterfuge:
Chat
that involves false identities.
Example: You’ve been chatterfuged by
that user, bigboyhot4u. He ain’t doin’
nuthin’ but the chatterfuge.
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chatty:
Name
given to a place which is potentially dangerous.
The biggest threats: gangs, muggers, rapists and
thugs.
If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to
your wallet and mobile phone.
Example: Sam and Kerem were walking around
chatty, when they were approached by two thugs
who took their wallets.
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Chatty
Cathy: Someone
who talks a great deal. Mostly connected with
phone conversations.
Example: She talked to me on the phone for
2 hours. She sure is a Chatty Cathy.
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chatty
kathy: A
person (boy or girl) who talks too much.
Example: The lady in the aisle seat was a
chatty kathy.
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chaunch:
A
hot girl seen from afar. Could possibly be used
to describe hot guys. Baby chaunch: jailbait.
Example: Check out the chaunch standing by
the bar. Do you think I've got a chance with her?
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Chav:
A
snobbish yet common female. Must wear gold clown
necklace--the bigger, the worse. From Lower Kent,
England.
Example: Look at that clown! She's a
top-class Chav.
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Chaver:
A
lighthearted manner in which to describe a person
who is a bit of an idiot.
Example: Come on you chaver, we're going
to be late.
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chawesome:
Something
both choice and awesome.
Example: Bert: I got a new BMX for my
birthday--and fifty bucks!
Ernie: Chawesome.
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Chawny:
Pertaining
to food. Unpalatable in both flavour and
consistancy.
Example: Ugh! I am never staying at
Eugene's house again. His mom serves up chawny
pig-slop.
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chebluhbeh
(sheh-ble-beh): Used
when you can't think of words to form a sentence
good enough to say.
Example: Slim: Yeah, I like that game,
too.
Bob: Chebluhbeh.
Slim: Exactly.
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Check
Please! / Check Please.: Used
as an exclamation, when something happens you
like. Used as a statement when something happens
you don't like.
Example: Alright! Jane asked me out for
the prom. Check please! -or- Damn. 1 day until
the prom, and the only person who asked me out
was a guy. Check please...
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cheddar:
Money,
cash.
Example: That guy must have mad cheddar to
be driving that Benz.
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cheddar:
School
bus--the yellow paint resembles cheddar cheese.
Example: Hurry up. If we miss the cheddar,
we're going to have to walk home.
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Cheech-marin:
To
wait or remain in one place for an additional
period of time.
Example: Don't leave yet. Let's
cheech-marin here for a while.
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cheedle:
The
reddish-orange, dusty residue left on your
fingers after eating a bag of Cheetos.
Example: After eating those Cheetos, boy,
did I have a lot of cheedle on my fingers.
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cheekunk:
(noun)
mountain chipmunk
Example: Cheekunks will eat from your hand
sometimes.
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cheeriomagnetization:
The
tendency of the last four or five cheerios in the
bowl to stick together for survival.
Example: Bobby's last few Apple-Cinnamon
Breakfast Squares floated in his bowl on their
own,
each square independent and solitary of the
other,
unlike the cheeriomagnetization exhibited when he
usually finished a bowl of his favorite low-sugar
cereal--
all the o's hugging each other as if they just
got tossed off the Titanic.
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cheerk:
Highly
dangerous cross-bred animal with the head of a
shark and the body of a cheetah. (Collective is
couch.)
Example: Look out! There's a couch of
cheerks coming this way.
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cheerleading:
One
word: Athletes. Girls (and guys!) who lead cheers
for popular American sports such as football and
basketball.
Tumbling, jumping, stunting, yelling--all are all
involved.
Example: It's gonna suck if I don't make
cheerleading this football season.
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Cheers:
Another
word for Thanks, used and loved by Geordie's
everywhere!
Example: Cheer's mate
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cheese:
moola
baby
Example: i hate spendin cheese on women
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cheese:
To
be happy and not worry.
Example: Don't cry. Life is short, so just
be cheese.
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cheese
and rice: Jesus
Christ.
Example: Cheese and rice! Would you look
at that?
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cheese
it: Co
leave quickly, usually because of fast
apporaching danger. This phrase is most often
yelled to alert other people to leave
immediately, but can also mean get out of here in
a more relaxed sense.
Example: Cheese it, the Feds! and Ready to
go? Let's cheese it, then.
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cheese
music: trendy,
pop music, the radio stations like to play these
same songs about 100 times a day
Example: like boy bands and ditzy 16 year
old girls, e.i. Back Street Boys and Brittney
Spears
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cheese
n' crackers got all mud: A
mild expletive based on mangling Jesus Christ God
Almighty.
Example: Cheese n' crackers got all muddy,
I dropped the collection plate.
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cheese
wagon: A
large, yellow, American school bus.
Example: Until I can afford a Camaro I
have to take the cheese wagon to school.
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cheese-a-delic:
Something
that is far beyond cheesy. (I would like to give
credit to Ms. Schantz, my English teacher for
coming up with this marvel to the English
language.)
Example: The TV show _The Prisoner_ has
incredibly cheese-a-delic special effects.
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cheesecaking:
The
act of sitting and staring into space and not
doing anything, like a hunk of cheesecake.
Example: He's been cheesecaking for half
an hour. Someone should send him out to get the
groceries or something.
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cheesed:
To
be extremely angry with someone or something,
extreme aggression
Example: Ex. That guy hit your car? I'd be
cheesed!
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cheesed:
Extremely
happy.
Example: Every time I see Julie, I'm
cheesed.
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cheesed:
Broken
or otherwise non-functional
Example: It looks like Dave's computer is
cheesed again.
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cheesefactory:
Used
in this phrase or something similar: Yeah, and I
own a cheesefactory. It is the sarcastic reply to
anything anyone says.
Example: You always lose your job. I got a
new one. Yeah, and I won a cheesefactory.
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cheeser:
a
cheesy person, a poser, someone who adopts trends
and/or beliefs that are trendy, dated or just
plain lame
Example: That guy with the mullet cut and
Starter jacket thinks he's so cool. What a
cheeser!
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cheesidue:
(n)
The thin layer of residue left on the blade of a
knife after cutting a slice from a block of
cheese.
Example: It is a good idea to clean the
cheesidue off of the knife before putting it back
in the drawer.
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cheesy:
Cheep,
tacky or tasteless.
Example: Did you see that cheesy movie on
TV last night? OR
The car mechanic charged you a clean up fee too?
That's so Cheesy!
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cheesy
feet: When
you have been wearing sneakers all day with no
socks and you take your sneakers off, your feet
smell like parmesan cheese.
Example: I just walked the dogs and I
can't take off my shoes because I will have
cheesy feet.
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Cheetle:
The
stuff that's left on your fingers after eating
Cheetos.
Example: Got a napkin? I need to get this
cheetle of my fingers.
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cheezlewellerkit:
To
give someone a packet of cheese snacks, usually
Cheezles, in a Get Well hamper.
Example: Mary decided that
cheezlewellerkiting Tom was not the best idea, as
he was allergic to cheese.
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chem-cam:
A
traditional silver-halide camera.
Chemical camera.
Example: Would you like to buy a chem-cam
or a binary cam (a digital camera).
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chent:
a
complete dimwit
Example: that guy is a total chent
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chercher
la vache: From
_Monty Python and the Holy Grail_; uttered by
Python fans when someone unwanted or unliked is
descending on them. In the film, the unwanted
people were repelled by hurling cows at them.
Example: Oh, no, here comes Rosie;
chercher la vache!
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cherniss:
One
who is incapable of fitting in. Someone who acts
like an idiot trying to impress people. A
dumbass. Clueless when it comes to computers.
Example: Hey, cherniss, how 'bout you try
and shut up.
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cherry:
Original
slang to mean a virgin, but now more commonly
used to describe something in pristine condition.
Example: My Dad's 1970 Oldsmobile 442 is
cherry.
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cherryize:
To
put a cherry on top. Used figuratively to mean to
top everything off;
can be used both in a positive or negative sense.
Example: To cherryize my day, after having
been given the run around by everyone, I was
twenty minutes late to the meetings and bombed my
demonstration.
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cherryscary:
1.
Frighteningly virginal or wholesome, with an
unhealthy liking of puppies, kittens, fluffy
bunnies,
bows, and the colour pink. 2. Fearsomely red,
having a shade of redness that inspires awe and
fear.
3. The flavour of really cheap cherry-flavoured
cough syrup.
Example: 1. The 13-year-old who maintains
that Sailor Moon page is a little too cherryscary
for me.
2a. Yaz'Mati, the mighty king of the efreet, is
very cherryscary, indeed.
2b. Ignatz's face became all cherryscary when I
walked in on him biting the wax tadpole in his
room.
3. I had to take some cough syrup to get to
sleep, and I woke up with that cherryscary taste
in my mouth.
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chesidue:
The
cheesey residue that snacks like Cheetos leave on
your fingers.
Example: I need a napkin to get this
chesidue off my fingers after eating all those
Cheetos.
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chest-shaver:
Incredibly
vain male. Coasts on charm.
Example: You should break up with Rob,
he's such a chest-shaver.
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CHEVY:
Said
when someone has just been dissed. Usually said
by itself.
Example: After Jim got dissed by his
friend, everyone yelled out CHEVY!
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ChevyBread:
Bread
that is hard and old.
Example: This sandwich has ChevyBread
Yuck!
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chew
and spew: Cheap,
all you can eat restaurants.
Example: Do you want to go to the Chinese
chew and spew?
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chewbacca:
(v)
Chewbacca in Star Wars always had to walk behind
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. To be chewbaccaed:
when the third person in a group is forced to
walk behind the other two, who are walking
shoulder-to-shoulder.
Example: Walking behind two friends: Hey!
Don't chewbacca me!
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chewbaccalypse:
The
end of Chewbacca; Chewbacca's apocalypse.
Example: Look out for that really hairy
guy in the road! Christ, you hit him.
Chewbaccalypse, for sure.
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chewit:
A
small coloured chewy sweet.
Example: Cor blimey! Those chewits are
nice!
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chewobyle:
A
word used to get out of difficult situations
Example: Q: What is the double-vectored
pipelined cpu bus?
A: Chewobyle?
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chewy:
Backyard
quality bodywork on a late model car that would
otherwise be appealing.
Example: That new Russian kid drives a
Benz! Yeah, but up close it looks a little
chewy--prob'ly built it himself out of Bondo and
bubble gum.
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chez-monkey:
Some
one who is dirty.
Example: Chris, you are a chez-monkey.
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chezmoid:
A
nice way of saying something is cheesy, cheap, or
poorly made.
Example: Did you see Linda's new rug? It
is very chezmoid don't you think?
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chezt:
To
dress yourself.
Example: I'll be right back, I gotta go
get chezted.
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Chhagal':
Literal
meaning is goat in Bengali. Used to label a
person as stupid or dumb. Widely used in
Bangladesh.
Example: You're talking just like a
Chhagal.
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chia
pet: Someone
with short, curly, frizzy chia pet hair. From
Chia pet.
Example: He's all right, but a bit of a
chia pet.
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chiavinist:
A
male chauvanist attempting to use chivalry soley
to win a woman's affections.
(like a sheep in wolf's clothing.)
Example: David started opening doors,
pulling out chairs, and reciting prose in an
attempt to charm Lisa; but Lisa's friends warned
her of his reputation as a notorious chiavinist!
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chiba:
an
exclaimation used in moments of love struck
embrassment
Example: When Tom handed her the rose,
Heather blushed and whispered, chiba!
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Chibbery:
Hyper
and excitable. Usually because of chocolate.
Example: After eating all of that
chocolate ice cream, Melissa was very chibbery.
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chica
chee-ka: polite
term for hot friend. Also, mama-chica.
Example: What's up chica., Hey mama chica
what's the shakes.
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Chicago-Style:
To
do something without wearing pants. {Commando
style from Friends is go go without wearing
underwear.}
Example: It was hot out, so I finished my
homework Chicago-style.
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Chicamawaka:
(CHICK-UH-MU-WAH-KU)
A person that is acting like an idiot
Example: Some of my friends are such
chicamawakas.
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chich:
A
gal of the world, intelligent, hip, and ubercool.
Note: Does NOT refer to chick or bitch but may be
a subconscious synthesis of the two.
Example: (To be said to a close friend)
What's up, my chich?
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chick:
Exclamation
used to express surprise or alarm in the presence
of females.
Like dude, but more riot grrl than surfer.
Example: Chick. I *cannot* get another
speeding ticket.
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Chicka:
A
girl or woman that is especially beautiful and
trendy.
Example: That girl is a fine chicka.
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chicken:
Term
of endearnment for co-worker, often used in its
plural form in relation to team.
Example: Chickens, time for the
meeting....
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chicken:
Used
to describe someone who runs around doing things,
but doesn't understand why
(running around like a chicken with its head cut
off).
Emphasis in a sentence dictates the intensity
(like fuggetabout it).
Example: He's such a chicken!
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chicken
feeder: A
poor tipper.
Example: The only people I waited on in
the restaurant were chicken feeders.
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chicken
huntin': To
harass and degrade a racist. To seek out and
destroy anything racist. (Could chicken huntin'
itself be racist?)
Example: Who wants to go chicken huntin'
with me?
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chicken
o'clock in the morning: Really
late or really early, ungodly hour of the day,
waking up with the chickens. See oh dark thirty.
Example: Ed's nuts! He wants to go fishing
at chicken o'clock in the morning.
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Chicken
Soup: A
solution to something, works without any real
understanding of why. (Chicken soup helps you get
better from colds, but no one knows why.)
Example: Hey, my Mac is messed up. It
won't work.
Try re-building your desktop, it's chicken soup.
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chickenhead:
A
woman who seeks men for their money.
See Project Pat's song Chickenhead for a detailed
description. A goldigger.
Example: Ever since my pockets became fat,
all these chickenheads come swoopin' in trying to
claim my cheddar.
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Chickening:
The
actions of someone who is a chicken (see chicken)
or is
acting like one without actually being a chicken.
Usually just wasting company time.
Example: He's just chickening around
today.
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chickindeenis:
Any
part of one's body.
Example: Hey, git your chickindeenis over
here. OR
Git your hands off my chickindeenis.
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chicklet,
biblet: An
annoying, bubbly, teenage girl.
Example: We've gotta jet--there's a pack
of chicklets heading our way.
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chickwich:
A
girl, or a friendly way to call one of your chick
friends.
Example: Hey, chickwich, what's up?
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Chickypoo:
A
pretty girl in unconventional attire.
Example: She may look weird, but she's a
real chickypoo.
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chicoism:
To
be the one least remembered or lauded in a famous
trio. The least distict member of a trio.
Example: Poor Maurice Gibb is a victim of
Chicoism.
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chictionary:
A
man's black book of ladies' numbers.
Example: Look at Pete. Getting a new skank
for his chictionary.
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chief:
A
generic but slick nickname to call anyone.
Example: Would you like fries with that?
Yes, thanks chief.
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chief
circle: The
big cheese, or the very head of an organisation.
Example: He's totally arrogant, and struts
around the place like he's chief circle, for
crying out loud!
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chiger:
To
lie.
Example: Don't chiger me, you mess.
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chikan-san:
A
ladies' man; a player.
Example: Matt's a chikan-san.
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chilax:
chill
+ relax
Example: Just chilax and have a seat.
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childsafe:
Anyone
who compulsively seeks to isolate children
(theirs or other's) from the common realities of
the world by forcing others to change instead of
changing their own behavior which exposes said
children.
Example: Most of Ozzy Osbourne's critics
are a bunch of childsafers. After all, it was
only a bat.
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chill:
Beyond
cool. Dank.
Example: Wanda is sooo chill.
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chillax:
Chill
and relax.
Example: Just chillax. Okay?
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chillaxin:
To
chill and relax.
Example: Before you came over today, I was
just chillaxin.
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chilling,
chillin': Doing
not much. Just hanging around.
Example: Q: What did you do yesterday
after school?
A: Nothing much, just chilling.
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chillt:
The
state of being chilled out or relaxed completely.
An almost Zen state.
Example: I spent this weekend all the way
chillt.
Also this allows for the shortest meaningfull
dialogue in English:
Sup?
Chillt.
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chimbly:
Chimney.
Example: My farplace needs a new chimbly.
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Chimbo:
A
cheerleader bimbo.
Example: Don't worry, she's just a chimbo.
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chimneyfish:
One
who drinks a lot and smokes a lot, often at the
same time.
Example: My dorm is inhabited by a bunch
of chimneyfish--it smells disgusting.
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chimp:
Someone
who follows instructions blindly but never
considers the reason.
Trained to do something without understanding the
reason why (as a trained animal).
Example: These reports are a disaster.
Didn't anyone understnad why we were doing them?
These people are chimps.
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chimpette:
A
fictional anthropomorphized sentient female
chimpanzee character from _Planet of the Apes_.
Example: Dr. Zira is a very intelligent
chimpette, but she’s not as cute as Ari,
from _Tim Burton’s _Planet of the Apes_.
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chin
music: In
baseball, the act of brushing back the batter
with an inside pitch. Also used as a
fist-fighting term.
Example: The Big Unit played some chin
music for Bagwell on that pitch.
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chinage:
To
rub or pat another person under the chin
Example: Ric's mother got upset when he
gave her chinage.
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ching:
The
sound a disk makes when hitting the chains in
disk golf.
Example: That was a sweet ching.
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Chingaso:
a
little thing that you can't remember the name of
right now. Taken from Spanish
Example: Hand me that little Chingaso over
there.
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Chinglish:
A
combo of chinese and english.
Example: Hey! Do you speak chinglish?
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chinstache:
A
small patch of long hair on one's chin, but not a
goatee or beard.
Example: It looks like all of DEFROST have
chinstaches; they should shave better.
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chip:
Fine,
OK, all right.
Example: Bert: Can I borrow your car,
Ernie? ERnie: That's chip with me.
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chip-head:
One
who is obsessed with computers.
Example: He's such a chip-head he could
draw you a diagram of the internal cicuit of the
Pentium 4 microprocessor.
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chip-shop:
Half-hearted
or inadequate.
Example: Your CV is completely chip-shop.
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chippermonky:
Hi,
I'm Dr. Evil. Due to the lack of 3's we are now
changing 3 to Chippermonky, so wherever you used
to say 3, You will nnow say chippermonky instead.
Example: 1, 2, chippermonky, 4, 5
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chippie:
A
malicious teenybopper.
The chippie lifestyle is exemplified in Seventeen
magazine and television shows directed at the
13-18
age bracket.
These people are loud, especially enthusiastic,
but insecure.
They are generally not very interesting to talk
to as their passions range only from boys to
shopping.
Example: In the girl's bathroom, the
chippies were fixing their makeup and gossiping
about the new boy whom they all felt was totally
gorgeous.
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chipple:
A
very small chip.
Example: Bob. The chippy filled this bag
with chipples.
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chippy:
Chiefly
British expression used to describe the upper
classes, particularly their accents.
Example: He's got a Saville Row suit, a
Hermes tie, and a chippy accent. My bet is he's
very rich.
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chirpacious:
Overly
cheerful.
Example: She was so chirpacious it got on
my nerves.
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chirt:
Flirting
while chatting online.
Example: Honey, are you chirting again?
Get out of that chatroom and pay attention to me.
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Chisausa?:
Expression
used by UK kebab vendors, usually of Turkish
nationality.
Compression of Chili sauce, salad?
Example: Large doner please, my good man.
Chisausa?
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chive:
Something
stuck between your teeth
Example: Do you have a toothpick? I think
I have a chive.
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chive
free: response
to chive scan wherin your date's teeth are indeed
free of remaining food particles
--preferably abbreviated as CF
Example: Hey, do I have anything in my
teeth?
Nope. Chive free!
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Chive
scan: The
practice of examining your date's teeth after a
meal to make sure there are no lingering food
particles. Can be abbreviated “CS.”
Example: Can you run a chive scan, make
sure I’m clear?
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chivilrist:
Someone
who is very chivalrous.
Example: He was always polite to the
ladies like a good chivilrist.
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chizmate:
what
it sounds like when australians say, Cheers,
mate.
Example: I'll pick that up for you.
Chizmate.
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chlomostlestangerine:
Kklom-os-tl-stan-ger-een.
The way your nose feels when it's stuffy and
really really dry inside.
You can do nothing about it.
Can also be used to describe a feeling of
helplessness or stagnation.
Example: I can't do anything about that
problem...I feel so chlomostlestangerine. You
gotta help me.
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cho
cho: Synonym
for chocolate, but much more fun to say.
Example: It may be bad for your health,
but I love cho cho sundaes.
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cho's:
Nachos.
Example: Bro's, you want to get some cho's
with some extra peno's?
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choade:
Can
mean anything as long as it's derogatory or
disgusting.
Example: Your boyfriend's an unrepentant
choade. OR I drank too much, I'm gonna choade.
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chobeez:
1.
The feeling of uncontrollable excitement you get
upon meeting someone whose presence in your
life or circle of friends proves to be very
exciting or revolutionary.
Usually characterised by loud nonsense sounds,
squealing, and rapid movement of head, arms, or
hands.
Example: With our shared interest in
digital music, Pearl and I connected right away.
It gave me the chobeez just thinking about how
she would be able to help me further
my own flagging career.
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chobo:
Adjective
(cho-boh)- Korean in origin. To be very bad at
something. A newbie. Someone who is not elite.
Example: That chobo driver can't stay in
his lane.
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chocolacuted:
The
result of having consumed excessive amounts of
chocolate: chocolate overload.
Often characterized by an intense need for water
or salty foods.
Example: The death by chocolate sundae was
great while I was eating it, but now I feel like
I've been chocolacuted.
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chocolate
panzer: Any
one of a later-model German-made large, boxy
sedan (usually a Mercedes),
painted chocolate or any other cenfectionary
color--butterscotch, creme, etc.
Example: Check out that Benz. That's one
serious chocolate panzer.
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chocolate
teapot: Something
that is useless for what it is designed.
Example: I know it looks good, but it
doesn't work at all. It's about as useful as a
chocolate teapot.
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chocospurfulation:
(n)
Flatulating sound the squeezable chocolate sauce
container makes when it's almost empty.
Can be used with a variety of condiments:
mustospurfulation, ketchospurfulation, etc.
Example: Sally looked insulted and glared
at Mark from across the room while Mike was
making sundaes. He said, Hey, that's not me, it's
chocospurfulation.
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Chod:
Bad,
unsatisfactory, worrisome, nasty.
Example: Last night I got so drunk my
tongue went black and fell off. That was a bit
chod, wasn't it? How did you get it reattached to
say that?
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chode:
Loser,
chump, wannabe, dork--and doesn't know it.
Example: I can't believe that chode is
macking on Monica--she's way too hot for him.
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chog:
esp.
of traffic: sluggish, densely-packed,
slow-moving. Also choggy.
Example: We were going to take the new
road but it was all choggy with beach traffic
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chogret:
A
close friend.
Example: Hey, chogret, lets go to the mall
tonight.
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choice:
Awesome
Example: Choooiiice
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choir
junkie: Equivalent
of band geek for choir class.
Example: I can't believe what a choir
junkie Tina is. She is in the choir room all the
time.
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Choke
N' Puke: Canadian's
nickname for McDonalds.
Example: Where do you want to eat tonight?
Let's go to Choke N' Puke.
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choke
yourself: To
display your distaste for another's disposition;
usually used when you're glad you're not in her
shoes.
Example: A. My boss said I have to work
this weekend.
B. Just choke yourself.
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choke
zone: Opposite
of comfort zone. Esp. sports,
an uncomfortable area of the field to shoot or
throw from, a situation where you feel likely to
fail.
Example: I made the birdie from 15 feet
inside the choke zone.
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chokel:
Preferred
method of execution when dealing with yokels.
Example: Step out of your tractor and
prepare to be chokeled.
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chokolatenfreude:
The
joy that comes from eating chocolate
Example: One bite of that Godiva chocolate
bar gave me considerable chokolatenfreude.
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Chombie:
A
customer of a retail store that is usually unable
to find the commodities he wishes to purchase.
Example: A clerk conversing with coworker:
Yesterday, I had to help this chombie find the
limes.
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chomley:
A
contraction of chamomile tea.
Example: Would you like a cup of chomley?
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chompers:
exclaimed
just before biting into something, with the
intent of eating 40-60 percent of it with the
initial bite (especially pertinent to sandwiches
or burgers)
Example: ah, this is a boss-looking
burger, chappy. well, chompers! (chomp)
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chomps:
any
type of food
Example: I'm hungry. I'm gonna get me some
chomps.
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chonky:
Bulbous,
or chunky.
The word was invented when a New Zealander
attempted to say chunky', and what she said was
chonky.
Example: Stacey: Have you seen _Jaws_?
Sam: No, why? Stacey: there is this one part when
all these chonky bits of humans were floating in
the water.
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chooch:
A
person who does something stupid by making a lame
comment or a physical action without thinking
first.
Example: Alyson sure looked like a chooch
when she blew that bubble and the gum
flew out of her mouth onto her in-laws plate.
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Choofy:
Worthless,
trivial, unimportant; noun form is Choofacabra.
(Credited to James Ruggieri and Sandice Alaska.)
Example: The whole system is completely
choofy; it's a complete waste of time. OR That
guy is a Chufacabra--he never does any work.
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chookies:
Chocolate
chip cookies.
Example: I don't like chookies; I prefer
oatmeal raisin.
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choom:
1.
Often said in preparation to do something
2. An expression of happiness after receiving an
alcoholic beverage.
3. In Scotland, choom can also be used to
initiate the act of love.
Example: 1. Och, right time to do some
work... choom!
2. A lovely pint of whiskey! Choom!
3. Come a little closer and choom me up.
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choom
choom: Life
personified, according to Mr. Paris of Hinsdale
Central.
Example: Choom choom, Mr. Paris!
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Chooooow:
Derived
from Eddie Izzard's Dress to Kill sketch. Must be
said Chooooow.
A way in whcih Eddie Izzard Fans often say
goodbye.
Example: Later, man. Later. Chooooow.
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chop:
An
absolute jerk. A person who thinks she is cool
and has lots of friends. The truth is, nobody
likes her.
Example: Pam is a chop. Why does she hang
out with us when we tell her to go away?
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Choppicer:
A
Choppicer is a member of the law enforcement
community. They typically are just one notch
better than a meter-maid and can usually be found
with a well-waxed moustache and a small man
complex.
Example: Ahhh S*&t! Here comes
Choppicer O'Riley. He been bussin' my ass all
damn week.
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choprasettic:
Beyond
good, it's new-age good.
Example: After that meditation he was
feeling choprasettic.
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chore:
Chat
room whore.
Example: I'm typing naked, said the chore.
OR I'd have sex with you, but I hate to do
chores.
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Choregasm:
Working
extra hard to give your partner an orgasm because
you feel guilty if you don't.
Example: It took me almost half an hour
but my girlfriend finally had a choregasm.
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chosty:
Overly
large, burly, tough.
Example: That's one chosty steak and
kidney pie.
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chotels:
Tight
shorts or pants that are like a cheap hotel--no
ballroom.
Example: Did you see the chotels on Chris?
Give it some air!
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Chrikannadanza:
A
holiday that occurs near the end of the calander
year.
Example: Christians, Jews, Arabs and
African-Americans can all buy gifts for
Chrikannadanza
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Christeaster:
A
particular religious denomination that only has
church Christmas and Easter.
Example: Mark's annual attendance at
midnight mass was in keeping with his
Christeaster faith.
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Christohannukahmas:
when
a child has one parent that celebrates Christmas
and one that celebrates Hannukah.
It is a mix between the two holidays, so the
everybody is a winner.
Example: A. Kids, which holiday would you
like to celebrate this year?
B. Christohannukahmas
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chronic:
something
that won't go away. usually said before a word of
what is being continuously done.
Example: all day I've had this chronic
yawn! I can't stop it!
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chronic
lyricosis: The
inability of some people to get the words of a
song right even though they have heard them a
million times. This inability extends not just to
one song but becomes a consistent, annoying
occurence.
Example: Do I have chronic lyricosis or is
Madonna speaking Spanish in her song La Isla
Bonita
when she says Tropical re-ilandries? (Tropical
the island breeze)
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Chrons:
Short
for chronics.A state when you you feel bad,
tired, sick, annoyed, braindead.
Example: He was late for work because he
had the chrons.
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chub
the nub: To
really be bad at something.
Example: John sure can't play hockey.
Yeah, he really chubs the nub.
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chub-rub:
This
is generally only experienced by the overweight
and slightly-overweight people. chub-rub is a
heat rash in the inner-thigh/arse/crotch region
caused by the friction and sweat produced by
walking or running in the heat.
Hurts like a bitch, but that's what you get for
having tree-trunks for legs.
Example: I can't go out to Sweetwaters
with my friends tonight because i have a severe
case of chub-rub and I can't walk!
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Chuck:
To
throw something.
Example: Just chuck the remote control
over here, willya?
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chuck:
Bad,
piece of crap.
Example: Phil's car is a chuck.
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chuck
norris: badass
Example:
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chucklish:
Funny
or humorous.
Example: You accidentally dyed your hair
pink? I find that kind of chucklish.
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Chucky
Larms: Lucky
Charms mixed up, may get a laugh out of someone
who hasn't quite awakened.
Example: Pass the Chucky Larms, please.
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chud:
it's
an acronym for Canibalistic Huminoid Underground
Dwellers and can be used as a general insult
large groups of people. it was also used in the
simpsons, when marge tells homer, can't judge New
York on it's Pimps and Chuds.
Example: man, this casino is starting to
piss me off. all these chuds don't walk fast
enough and keep elbowing me.
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chuddy:
Being
round--but not fat.
Example: Alec is definitely chuddy--not an
ounce of fat on him, but he weighs a lot for his
height and age.
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chuff:
to
smoke, inhale, puff
Example: What, are you gonna chuff on that
all night?
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chuffy:
The
way I look after consistently failing to shave.
Often used metaphorically for things that are
dirty, worn, or rough around the edges.
Example: I had to buy a new jacket because
my old one was getting all chuffy.
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chugget:
Used
to order chicken nuggets whilst in a hurry.
Example: I'll take 6 chuggets to go.
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chullet:
A
child's mullet.
Example: Mommy, my chullet is tangled.
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chummery:
An
accomodation provided by an organization where
employees who are bachelors reside.
Example: Let's go to the chummery to have
our dinner.
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Chump:
1. A
loser.
2. Really dumb.
3. Easily duped.
3)a sucker for something
Example: Alex is the biggest chump I've
ever known, falling for Chris.
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chumpus:
A
person makes a complete fool of themselves
without knowing it.
Pronounced: chum-puss.
Example: Look how ugly that guy's car is.
He's a champion chumpus.
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chumpy:
Slightly
overweight.
Example: You're not fat, Momma. You're
just chumpy like me.
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chun:
Used
to describe something that is particularly
unfair, unjust or cheap.
Example: That Street Fighter match was so
chun--all you did was trip me.
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Chunder:
Vomiting.
Example: You come home after an all night
kegger and 7 shots of Pepermint Schnaps--and you
just feel like chundering.
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chunklove:
Unconditional
love. Taken from the 80s hit, The Goonies, when
Sloth the isolated 8ft it declares his love for
Chunk, the fat friend everyone made fun of.
Example: Wow, that's some real chunklove
right there.
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chunnel:
To
speak on behalf of a spirit from another country;
to channel a dead foreign citizen.
Example: Tonight I'm going to my aunt's
house. She wants to chunnel Che Guevera and she
needs a translator.
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chunter:
To
wander around, seemingly aimlessly, but usually
with some sort of purpose--although somone
chuntering is easily distracted.
Example: Tom: Have you seen Harry?
Dick: Yeah, he's chuntering around somewhere..
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chuppa:
Another
word for puppie.
Example: Come here chuppa.
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church:
The
decisive moment, the moment when there is no
doubt how the game will end.
Example: When the Cowboys scored with ten
minutes left, it was church.
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chuzzlewort:
A
person who, while drinking, spills something on
his white shirt but doesn't notice until the
stain has dried and the shirt is beyond saving.
Example: Danny's such a chuzzlewort. He
doesn't have any clean T-shirts left because they
all have coffee stains on them.
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cidiot:
A
rich person from a city who is very ignorant and
rude.
Example: I knew the guy was a cidiot when
he cut me off on my bike with his Mercedes.
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cinemate:
Well-versed
or knowledgable about movies; a movie fanatic.
Example: He came off as this really
cinemate guy until he told me his favorite movie
was _Men In Black II_.
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cinemuck:
The
sticky substance found on the floor of a movie
theater.
Example: The cinemuck in the Union Square
Theater is so bad my shoe came off twice on my
way to the bathroom.
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Cinewobble
(cine-wobble): Describes
the awkward, almost drunken-like look ma, I just
learned to walk motion one experiences after
watching a movie in a dark theater. Usually
experienced walking up the slope, exiting the
theater.
Example: 1) My cinewobble surely did not
impress the ladies as I left the movie. 2) Barney
met Betty for the first time, as he cinewobbled
into her at Bedrock Theaters.
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CIOed
(cee-eye-owed): Technical
Term: project disruption caused by CIO or other
high-level management when they attempt to prove
their (outdated) technical skills.
Example: Tried to build a dimensional
database but it got CIOed. Now its all
flat-files.
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cipher:
Knowledge.
Example: After school was over I gained a
lot of cipher.
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circle
take the square: the
phrase comes from Hollywood Squares.
I use it when I agree or disagree with my
friends.
Example: Caitlin: You know, that guy's ass
is so fine.
Sara: Oh, I disagree. Circle take the square.
or if you want to extend on this phrase, you can
block (i.e. Sara: I'll take Whoopie for the
block, his ass is far from fine. )
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Circlemouth:
An
individual who becomes overly talkative when
drunk; term is used, however, for a much deeper
defect of character
whose symptoms are antisocial behavior and a
tendency to blame others for things they didn't
do.
The term is to be used as a proper monicker as
well as a generic.
Example: A: Jim told me he didn't want to
go to breakfast with us. But when we got back
from Shoney's he asked us why we didn't take him
to breakfast!.
B: Ah, fergit it. That's just Circlemouth.
A: He's a circlemouth all right.
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Circling
the drain: Preparing
to die.
Example: That guy on life support is
circling the drain.
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Circumstantial
Intelligence: Intellect
coming by the wayside, and having nothing at all
to do with intentionality.
Example: Saving money by being a commuter
wasn't a smart decision on my part.
It was a case of circumstantial intelligence.
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circumvegetate:
To
go completely around the house in a vegetative
state;
to go around the house only in an imaginary way
such that one is merely daydreaming
of the act instead of actually doing it.
Example: Over the past two weeks, Mark has
circumvegetated his home several times a day,
making quite a mess in the process.
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circus
sex: Unprotected
sex, working without a safety net. Unusual sex.
Example: John was having circus sex with
the midget.
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citidiots:
Rich
New York City Idiots that descend upon the
Hamptons in the summers.
Example: The citidiot in the Mercedes was
parked in the handicapped spot at the
supermarket.
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city:
Implies
an abundance of something in a given place.
Example: After I had been gone for a
month, my house was dust city.
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city
juice: Water
from the tap.
Example: Could I get a glass of city
juice? asked the man of the waitress.
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citydrop:
To
casually mention exotic cities you have visited,
in an attempt to appear superior.
Example: Don't bother asking John about
the international conference. He's just
citydropping again.
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ciupacabra:
Mythologic.
Example: Chris is ciupacabra. You know,
one of those who's a legend in his own mind.
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clackett:
The
little ball inside a can of spray paint,
so-called because of the noise it makes when you
shake the can.
Example: I was doin' a tag, and this cop
heard the clackett. I was so busted!
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claim:
To
claim someone is to beat the hell outta them;
usually said in a very bad Cork (Ireland) accent.
Example: If you don't shut up I'm gonna
claim ya!
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clam
slam: Aggressive
fighting move.
The assailant raises one arm above his own head,
places the other along his leg,
and then brings them together in a rapid motion
on another's body in order to cause injury;
the arms make a motion similar to that of a clam.
Example: I was really kicking john's
behind until he clam slammed me right in the
face.
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clandestiny:
A
secret or hidden future or fate.
Derived from the words clandestine and destiny.
Example: Before his death, Bob could never
have imagined the clandestiny of his brain.
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clankie:
Word
used to describe an engineer. Due to the noise
created when working.
Example: Tell the duty clankie that the
ballast pump is leaking.
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clarisma:
Having
the ability to clarify; expand meaning; to make
clear, less puzzling.
Example: John has clarisma in deciphering
the federal regulations.
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Clark
Kent-ing: The
practice of using a tame online identity in the
presence of friends in order to hide the real
Internet freak you are.
Example: Most people don't know about my
Usenet antics because I am Clark Kent-ing with my
main email address.
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Clashion:
Items
of clothing or accessories that should not be
worn together.
Example: Leg warmers worn with white
dinner gloves are serious clashion.
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clasp
shakers: the
handtouch which is speech without words
Example: They always gotta clasp shakers
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claustrophobisized:
To
succumb to the effects of claustrophobia.
Example: She became claustrophobisized
when the zipper on her sleeping bag got stuck.
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Clavichord:
An
invisible muscle on the thigh. Originated from
The Catcher in the Rye.
Example: My clavichord hurts, don't sit on
my lap.
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Claytons:
The
large black sunglasses that are worn over
eyeglasses,
mainly by senior citizens (also called cataract
sunglasses).
The name derives from the large shades that
Clayton Moore had to wear
when he was told he could not continue wearing a
Lone Ranger mask in public appearances because
the rights to the character and representations
of the character were owned by someone else.
Example: Two women were waiting for the
bus, both wearing large black Claytons that
covered most of their upper faces.
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clean
the closet: A
phrase used by married couples when referring to
the sex act.
This allows one to discuss it without the taboo
as only the people familiar
with the term know what it really means.
Example: Sorry, Susan, we're unable to
come over tonight. Bill and I really need to
clean the closet.
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cleaver:
Clever,
but in a Wouldn't your mother be proud? kinda
way.
Example: You got all A's on your report?
Well, aren't you cleaver?
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Clem:
Refering
to any male from the country.
Example: Here comes Clem
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cleo:
An
imaginary and unpleasant body part; can be used
to describe an unpleasant person.
Example: Haha! You have a cleo. OR Stop
being a cleo.
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Cleveland:
Cleavage.
Example: In that low-cut dress she was
wearing, you could see Cleveland.
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Clickage:
Mental
synergy. The phenomenon of finding yourself on
the same wavelength as another person.
Example: She and I aren't going anywhere-
I mean, we just haven't achieved any sort of
clickage.
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clicklur:
Remote
control.
Example: Gimme the clicklur. This show's a
rerun.
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Cling
Cling: As
in super Clean!
Example: If My mom saw my room so Cling
Cling my mom will know its gotta be the puppy
chow
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clingon:
A
driver of another vehicle who increases her speed
when you attempt to pass her.
Example: I had to get it up to 80 in order
to pass that clingon back there.
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clink:
Noun:
A clickable link. Hypertext link.
Verb: The act of clicking a hypertext link.
Example: The page needs a clink to
pseudodictionary. Clink to visit
pseudodictionary.
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Clinton:
To
flirt shamelessly.
Example: That drunk girl is Clintoning on
my boyfriend.
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Clinton's
Legacy: A
society in which ten- to sixteen-year-olds
(pre-adolescents and adolescents, children all)
engage in all kinds of sexual activities and say
what they are doing isn't sex.
From fellatio and cunnilingus with a single
partner to pulling trains anally, orally, and
vaginally. Nasally? Aurally? With krelbows? Backs
of the knees? Definitely with their hands.
Example: What I'm doing is OK.
The other girls are doing it, too.
It's just the sort of thing President Clinton
did--and you voted for him both times.
I don't intend to get pregnant, so it's not sex.
It's part of Clinton's Legacy.
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cloan:
To
loan something out that was borrowed in the first
place.
Example: Arthur cloaned my CD to Debbie.
She turned around and asked me if I wanted to
borrow it.
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clock:
To
capture the eye of an admirer. Possible origin:
cops' radar.
Example: Ryan, I think Brit just clocked
you.
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clock
dollars: To
earn money.
Example: My new job allows me to clock
dollars.
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Clockblock:
When
a person sleeps between the alarm clock and
another person so that said person doesn't turn
off alarm to make you oversleep, thus missing
work.
Example: I can't afford to miss work
again, so I will have to clockblock you.
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clockstalking:
Watching
a clock so as to get the absolute last second out
of being on the computer.
Example: Bob's Starcraft strategy was
weak. He was clockstalking so he wouldn't be late
for work.
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clocksucker:
One
who drags out a job, either to earn a lot of
overtime or to avoid new assignments
Example: Those clocksuckers in the mail
room were here 'til midnight.
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clockulations:
Any
mathematics involving time.
Example: The game starts at seven and it's
quarter to six now. By my clockulations we have
75 minutes.
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Clodpoll:
Archaic
term for a stupid person.
Example: That new guy is a clodpoll.
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Cloe:
Used
in describing one article of clothing. Singular
form of clothing.
Example: Can you hand me that cloe
(refering to a shirt lying on the bed)?
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clonus:
A
type of muscle spasm.
Example: As he twitched spasmodically on
the floor, I thought to myself, He's sure having
one sweet clonus!
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Clorange:
A
word that doesn't rhyme with anything
else--except orange.
Example: Orange is a clorange.
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closature:
How
something closes or ends. The opposite of opening
or overture.
Example: 1. The romance was fizzling but
the final closature was way too cold.
2. The vet had to fix the closature of the dog's
eye.
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close-talker:
Someone
who stands too close to you when speaking. From
the tv-series Seinfeld.
Example: You know Aaron? Yeah, he's that
close-talker, right?
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closet-time:
The
length of time one hides part of her character
from others.
Example: They didn’t know she was so
loose; her closet-time was almost 25 years.
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clothes
porn: Movies
or TV shows masquerading as women's drama,
lifestyle or infotainment.
Main demographic: viewers envious of the glossy
and trendy wardrobes worn by the participants.
Can be readily detected by the presence of a
changing-clothes montage to upbeat music (see
Pretty Woman).
Phrase may have originated with science-fiction
author Pat Cadigan. See shopping porn, food porn,
and gun porn.
Example: Supposedly the interviewer spent
a day with the starlet talking about her latest
movie,
but actually it was just clothes porn.
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clothestase-splingy:
Dry,
fuzzy mouth. kloths-tays-plingee
Example:
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clousher(s):
A
combination of the words Clouds and Showers.
Example:
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clow:
A
completely random but completely great happening
or event.
Example: We had the weirdest clow last
night.
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clown-munch:
A
person that is stupid in your eyes, or someone
that makes you angry.
Example: That driver behind me is a
clown-munch.
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club-fed:
The
federal law enforcement officer's training center
at Glynco, Georgia.
Example: No one carries a badge for Uncle
Sam without going through club-fed first.
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clubberin:
Referring
to a fake or staged fight on television or
movies, and can also refer to a wrestling match.
Example: Look at Stone Cold and The Rock
clubberin on each other.
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cluck:
A
person who does stupid things at random.
Example: Boy! That idiot sure is a cluck!
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clueful:
Having
a clue. Adeptness. Antonym of clueless.
Example: That was a very clueful way of
handling the problem.
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Clums:
Clumsy,
but as a noun.
Example: I just dropped the vase on my
foot.I am such a clums!
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Clunger:
Cluster
of hangers. ClungerWhat you come up with when you
reach into the closet and grab a hanger.
Example: I only need one hanger for my
coat, not that whole clunger.
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Clutch:
A
good thing or when something works out.
Example: I checked out that resturant last
night, it was clutch
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Clutcheon:
A
general term for small bits of hardware.
Example: That's a clutchen and that's a
clutcheon. Said by a four-year-old pointing at
items on a hardware store shelf.
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clyde:
well
dressed man about town
Example: with my cream turtleneck sweater
and navy blue oxford jacket, i am as clyde!
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CME
Christain: A
person who only goes to church on Christmas,
Mother's Day, or Easter.
Example: There are those who claim that
Hattie is a CME Christian.
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CMYK:
Acronym
for Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and Black (don't ask
me why K stands for black). Theoretically, when
properly and applied to white paper, these colors
can replicate any visible color. Actually, some
colors need to be pre-mixed.
Example: This appears yellow, so we'll
reduce its yellow CMYK component.
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Cnai:
extremely
fast version of can I?
Example: Cnai go now?!
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co-ollybobbles:
Stomach
ache.
Example: If you eat those green apples,
you'll get co-ollybobbles.
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coach:
To give, hand over
Example: Hey, Adam, can you coach me that
pillow?
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coal
Mine, coal miner: Another
artschool term. A drawing class in which you are
required to make lots and lots
of big drawings using soft charcoal from 8:00 to
6:00 in the evening.
When you are done, you look like you have been
coal mining.
Example: When I came home from coal
mining, I made the mistake of lying down on the
bedsheets I just cleaned.
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coalburn:
A
mixture of lemonade and iced tea.
Example: A tall glass of coalburn goes
down smoothly.
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coaster:
What
a CD is called when there is an error writing to
it.
Example: My computer crashed while I was
burning a CD, so all I got out of it was a
coaster.
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cobb:
To
make something out of nothing, to perform a
quick-fix with limited supplies. Usually
car-related. Cobble.
Example: I'll see if I can cobb something
together with this duct tape and some toothpicks.
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cobsquaddled:
to
be completely confused; baffled; intensely
bewildered.
Example: That statement completely
cobsquaddles me.
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cobwebsite:
a
website which hasn't been updated for a long
period of time.
Example: I did a search for some useful
current information, but all I got back was
broken links and cobweb sites.
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cockapoo:
A
half-breed cocker spaniel and poodle.
Example: Cockapoos are some of the more
common mongrels in America.
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cockroach:
Negative
term for a female who has no unique personality
and behaves in a predictable way. Never
independent from her social group, superficial.
Example: Look at those cockroaches over
there. They are a dime a dozen here at school. I
can't stand them.
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cocoanuts:
Obviously
bored or bewlidered extras seen in the background
of movies. From the Marx Brothers' debut movie of
the same name, in which all but one of the extras
are plainly bored and bewlidered.
Example: The movie sucked, but it was fun
watching for cocoanuts.
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coddiwomple:
To
travel in a purposeful manner towards a vague
destination.
Example: Hey, Mac, let's coddiwomple
across the food court and find something to eat.
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code:
When
one has a cold and his/her nose and throat is
stuffy, this word can replace the word cold.
Usually, the sick's friends will understand. If
the friends are horribly mean and insensitive,
however, they will point and laugh every time the
word is uttered for the next 15 years.
Example: It's code.
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code
pie: The
need for success.
Example: Code pie is getting me down.
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Code
Red: This
means that he or she is WAY HOT!
Example: GUYS: Jennifer Lopez in my
opinion is a total CODE RED! She is way pretty.
GIRLS: Robert Downey, Jr. is a definite CODE RED.
He is way hot!
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Code
Whore: A
contract employee or consulting programmer.
Usually refers to the high-rate hourly
programmers that will do anything for a price.
Example: We're way behind schedule, so
they're bringing in a team of Code Whores to pull
a week of all-nighters.
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codentron:
Someone
who specialized in cryptology, able to break any
code and to create unbreakable informational
systems.
Example: Steven is a codentron in the
service of the army.
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codery:
the
end results of coding (programming)
Example: that's an amazing feat of codery
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codish:
(n)
- 1. The uniquely personal dialect a person uses
to say code out loud.
Since there's no standard, everyone has his own
way of speaking it,
with humourous results.
Just listen to two coders attempt to engage in
conversation over a programming
problem--hilarity!
Example: Good gravy, Billy has been
hacking so long today he's ordering his lunch in
codish!
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cody-eto:
Name
for the perfect guy--who doesn't exist.
Example: Jane finally realised cody-eto
never was and never will be real.
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coffee:
A
person who is coughed on.
Example: Bill coughed on Nancy. Since she
was the coffee, she caught the flu.
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coffee:
Another
word for snuff or chewing tobacco.
Example: Cal, do you have any coffee?
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Coffee-shop
intellectual: That
new age, poet-type guy sitting in the corner with
a beret on,
putting the finishing touches on his Everquest
fan fiction.
Example: Bert: Did you hear him talking?
It sounded like he ate a thesaurus.
Ernie: It's all a fake, he's just a coffee-shop
intellectual.
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coffeetize:
To
drink coffee. Formation can be used with other
food or drinks: sodatize, candytize, etc.
Example: I'm so exhausted from last night,
I need to coffeetize myself immediately.
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Coffier:
A
coffee maker.
Example: Hey, why's the clock blinking on
the coffier? Again?
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cog:
a
cat that behaves like a dog
Example: The cog was waiting for me by the
door.
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coglottist:
A
person who speaks the same language as someone
else.
Similar in structure and use to coreligionist.
Example: Henri, you speak French--help me
translate this letter from one of your
coglottists.
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cognatoid:
Something
that on the surface seems difficult but, in fact,
is not.
Example: At first I was worried about that
math problem. But, when I looked again. I
realized it was just a cognatoid.
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Coincert:
That
annoying sound that changejinglers make.
Example: Jerk behind me was putting on a
full symphony coincert.
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coinkedink:
Used
humorously, when saying coincidence is just too
serious a word to use.
Example: What a coinkedink. I didn't know
you liked cheesecake too.
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coinkidink,
coinkydink: Coincidence.
A strange happening, unusually odd
Example: What a coinkidink. We were just
talking about you, and bam...here you are.
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coinkydink:
(n)
A coincidence. Observing that things are oddly
synchronizing. May be used as a false exclamation
of wonder, to suggest that one ought to take a
closer look at the obvious. Or used to annoy
others by applying for no apparent reason.
Example: Coinkydink!
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Coka
Soaka: When
you open a can of a carbonated beverage and it
sprays all over the place.
Example: I opened a 2-liter of Coka Soaka
and it ruined my white shirt.
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cokaboka:
It
is a word for like back at ya
Example: your so sexy cokaboka
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Coke:
The
real thing.
Example: Waiter: What will you have to
drink. Customer: A large Coke. Waiter: We don't
have Coke, will Pepsi be all right? Customer: No.
Please, God, save me from Pepsi.
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cold
approach: CIA
expression: To approach a foreign national
(usually an
individual with access to information) with the
intention of recruiting
him as an informant (usually paid).
Example: There have been many cold
approaches of Iraqi government officials in the
last ten years.
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Cold-A-Hellen:
A
slang word meaning that it is very cold outside.
Used mostly in the Lancaster County area of PA.
Example: I am putting on my long
underwear, because it is going to be
Cold-A-Hellen tonight.
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coldwater-sandwich:
Beer.
Beer is made using many of the same ingredients
as bread,
so beer is liquid bread.
Take a cold slice of liquid bread and put it in a
can and you got yourself a coldwater sandwich.
Example: Grab me one of them
coldwater-sandwiches from the ice chest, would
you?
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Collollopsed:
To
collapse, dramatically, with sort of
semi-epileptic fit type movements.
Example: Charlie drank 20 bottles of
high-velocity beer, stood up too quickly. and
just collollopsed.
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Collyness:
same
as craziness, but better.
Example: Who just drank 181 bottles of
beer? Thats collyness!
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collywally:
Someone
who is crazy
Example: Eddie just jumped off a building.
He's a collywally--or was.
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Colomonoagilactity:
The
feeling of apathy towards sports.
Example: James had colomonoagilactity for
football that summer.
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colour
me: Works
like I was, but more colorful.
Example: Colour me surprised. I never
expected that to happen.
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colourizeed:
Used
clothes consisting of white and only one other
colour.
Example: That outfit he wore the other day
was really colourizeed.
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Columbate:
To
come together, to join forces dynamically
Example: Friends, let us columbate in the
bar for a few jars!
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columnar
food: Describes
the current method of restaurants serving food
that is stacked up on a plate rather
than the usual way of serving in sections on the
plate surface.
Example: Columnar food is okay for one
course of a meal. However, it loses its novelty
with overuse.
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coma
drive: When
one must drive from point A to point B, the state
one enters during the same long,
daily commute.
Example: Oh, I'm here already. I must have
been in coma drive.
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Comaed:
Disfunctional
component usually computer hardware
Example: This hard drive is comaed
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comance:
A
relationship between two people who work at the
same company.
Example: Noticed Ted and Sarah holding
hands? Yes, they're having a comance.
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combinate:
To
play multiple numbers in lottery.
Example: When I play lotto, I combinate my
numbers.
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comblot:
It's
actually a combination of two words--completely
forgot.
Example: I'm so sorry that I missed our
meeting, I comblot.
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Comboable:
something
that is able to be made into a combo. Used in
Pool games.
Example: That shot looks comboable
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combobulate:
To
arrange or organize.
Example: The harried mother tried
desparately to combobulate the winter clothing of
her absent-minded offspring.
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come
orver!: it's
what you say when you miss someone a lot and just
want to see them face to face. it sounds cuter
than just plain old come over.
Example: i miss you lots, come orver now!
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come-see-come-saw:
One
or the other, either or.
Example: When asked to choose between two
answers: Eome-see-come-saw.
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comedownance:
Opposite
of comeuppance.
Example: 96-point Headline:TV CRITIC GETS
COMEDOWNANCE.
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comedydiot:
Someone
who thinks they're really funny, but they're
really obnoxious.
Example: If that comedydiot calls me bubba
one more time....
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comesee:
its
similar to come here, its what you say when you
want somebody to come and look at something,
usually used by itself
Example: Hey you, comesee
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comflicts:
when
hardware or software conflicts with your computer
for whatever reason
Example: you might want to take out the
old memory stick so theres no comflicts with the
new one
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Comfordable:
Pretty
simple, a cross between comfortable and
affordable.
Example: The couch we bought at the flea
market was very comfordable, a bargain at only
$25. Soft as a baby's bottom.
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Comformodore:
standard
Australian family sedan
Example: Gee, id really like this years
new model Comformodore
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comfortabate:
to
make oneself comfortable
Example: please, come in and comfortabate
yourself
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comfortability:
A
desired state of comfort.
Example: I am more interested in the bed's
comfortability.
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Comfty:
Comfy.
Example: Those sweatpants are comfty.
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coming
together: Polite
Formula 1 slang for a crash.
Example: That's Alonso and Irvine having a
coming together.
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commissioner:
when
you want another drink - pref. whiskey - you ask
for the commissioner
Example:
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Commitmentphobia:
Fear
of commitment to relationships, found primarily
in human males.
Example: They had a great relationship,
but it ended because of his commitmentphobia.
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Commode
Commando: Jumping
into the shorter restroom line, usually the
men’s, in order to urinate.
Example: Seeing that the line to the
women’s bathroom was interminable,
I decided to become a commode commando and used
the men’s instead.
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commodorebogan:
A
person who drives a commodore, usually in a
stupid and totally bogan way.
Example: The guy that crashed into the
pole was a definite commodorebogan
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communism:
The
belief that an action is right and logical when
it is either ludicrous, stupid, obviously
foolish, comedically wrong, or completely
inappropriate.
Example: Eating Burger King's French fries
is communist.
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comodian:
combination
of comode and comedian, used in sarcastic
namecalling by children after someone makes fun
of you or tells a stupid joke.
Example: ha ha ha, you're such a comodian.
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compactify:
To
condense, to shrink, to make smaller, to put into
a compact state.
Example: Please compactify the results of
your experiment so that they will fit on this
page.
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company
detox: Process
going on post-Enron by which companies are
publicly purging their balance
sheets of previously unreported items which might
scare investors if they found out by
accident or through the press and lead to their
share price plummeting.
Also known as balance sheet detox.
Example: Did you see that exceptional
charge on the profits of XYZ announced last week?
Talk about company detox.
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compass:
A
computer student who happens to be an ass.
Example: I really wanted that other
marking scheme. I'm gonna find that compass who
complained.
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Competitious:
Competitive.
Example: When I start playing video games,
I do get competitious.
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complaint
of actors: 'Complaint'
is the word used to describe a group of actors.
Example: At the restaurant I noticed a
complaint of actors crowded around a table.
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completionist:
It
is used to describe both (a) a person who feels
compelled to complete something once they have
started it; and (b) a person who collects certain
related items (for example, all Star Wars related
things) and buys eveything they can in the
collection even if it is something that, on its
own, the collector would not particularly like.
Example: I would not recommend the new
Star Trek book to anyone excect completionists.
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complexicated:
The
state of being both complex and complicated. [ED.
See complexify.]
Example: I couldn't finish the assignment
because the instructions were so complexicated.
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complexify:
To
make something more complex and complicated.
Example: We do not want to simplify for
them; we want to complexify--if such a word
exists. Or something to that effect was said by
Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense, Oct 2001.
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compliddity:
Usually
occurs after someone asks you a question, and
your answer is slightly delayed, and she asks Are
you sure?
and the little bastard makes you doubt yourself
and you aren't sure whether you were sure,
or were ever really sure about anything.
Long-term effects include the overall inability
to make up your mind.
Example: Due to an episode over
super-sizing a Mc meal to split with his girl
last January,
Jerry was in a constant state of compliddity and
had to rely on a shiny silver dollar to make up
his mind.
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compophobia:
An
intense fear of creative writing.
Example: If your limbs become rigid and
your brain freezes at the sight of a blank sheet
of paper
or if your gastric muscles involuntarily contract
at the mention of verbs or descriptive, you
may suffer from compophobia.
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compruter:
n.(cum.pruu.ta)the
ghetto slang speach for computer.
Example: Can you help me on my compruter?
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Compstipation:
This
word describes the reason for all computer output
interruptions. Verb.... Compstipated
Example: I could not get my current bank
balance because the banks computer was suffering
from compstipation
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compunabula:
Forlorn,
extant, or obsolete computer-related items.
Generally related to the collection and
appreciation of said items. Based on the word
incunabula.
Example: It started when I got my first
Apple II, and now I can't even get into the
basement because of all the piles of compunabula
I've got down there.
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compusexual:
New
classifiction of sexuality, used to describe
someone who has bonded to her computer in a
special way
and requires no human contact beyond her system.
Usually a recluse.
Example: Our best guess is that she's
compusexual, seeing as how she isn't interested
in one sex or the other but loves her computer.
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computato:
An
adjective used to describe a person who does
nothing more than sit at his computer for hours
on end.
Example: Dave's turned into a computato
since he got his new computer. His wife is giving
him hell.
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computer
pimp: Person
who uses the internet dating systems to meet and
date numerous people
Example: Kyle has meet so many women on
the internet he has been labeled a computer pimp.
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computerate:
To
use the computer.
Example: I wish I had more time to
computerate.
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computercommuter:
Someone
who stays at home and works in the office via
computer.
Example: On Mondays and Thurdays the boss
is strictly a computer commuter.
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concensus:
The
convict count. Consensus is misspelled concensus
so often, the editor figured we needed a word
spelled concensus. No claim of originality,
though. {Idea of one more coming back in than
went out came from a Ridley Pearson novel, _The
First Victim_ if memory serves.}
Example: Bert: Hey, Ernie, what's goin'
on? I did the concensus and we got one too many
guys came in from the yard.
Ernie: Nah, you musta miscounted.
Bert: No, I checked and checked again. We got one
too many. Somebody musta busted in.
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concluscious:
To
be luscious because of intelligence.
Example: You wrote an award winning paper
on supersymmetry? A Nobel Prize, too? You're so
concluscious.
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concraption:
A
device which is designed to save time, but
instead consumes it.
Example: I'll fax the report to you
tomorrow, if I can figure out this concraption.
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concrapulations:
A
sarcastic way of saying congratulations.
Example: Well, concrapulations to you on
your new promotion.
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Concreightor:
Someone
who ate concrete for some unfortunate
circumstance.
Example: Billy is a concreightor, surfing
is his passion.
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concretiate:
To
solidify.
Example: In order to concretiate the
facts, the detective did further investigating.
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concretize:
The
process of turning all of the greenspace on the
planet into parking lots, sidewalks, and roads.
Example: The developers are slowly
concretizing the grass in front of the
library because people will take shortcuts across
the lawn.
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condominimum:
A
condom for the short.
Example: Midget to druggist: Do you sell
condominimums here?
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cones:
Drivers
of vehicles that are widely spaced and moving at
or below the roadway's posted speed limit.
Example: I had to pass a bunch of cones
back there before I could catch up with you.
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confidentiality
trap: Any
website, chain letter, email, or other form that
seems innocent but tricks you into giving away
personal, embarrassing, or otherwise stupid
information to an individual, usually the one you
got linked to the site by.
Example: AARGH! Kelsey lured me into a
confidentiality trap. Now she knows that I have a
crush on Danielle.
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conflama:
Mixture
of conflict and drama. Usually involving juicy
gossip.
Example: So much conflama tonight.
Lester opened the closet door and found his
girlfriend in there...with someone else.
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confoozled:
Confused
and bamboozled.
Example: This problem is hard. I'm
confoozled.
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confoozled:
Extremely
confused.
Example: I get so confoozled sometimes. Do
the shoes go on your hands or your feet?
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confrustipation:
Mental
or physical paralysis caused by a combined state
of confusion and frustration, resulting complete
lack of productive output.
Example: Getting his story published
finally allowed Boutros to break through his
confrustipation, thus ending his long struggle
with writer's block.
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confrustrated:
Being
both confused and frustrated at the same time.
Example: After this morning's class I was
confrustrated about what to do.
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confuddled:
Very
confused.
Example: This whole mess has left me
confuddled.
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confugality:
problematic
Example: a child custody added confugality
to the divorce
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confunderstood:
A
mix between being missunderstood and confused,
first used by buddies Nick and Matt.
Example: Yes I know I am confunderstood.
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confusatory:
Use
this when you're so confused, you don't even know
what adjective you're looking for.
Example: Math boggled them; they found it
very confusatory.
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Confusement:
When
two neurons in your brain do not connect
properly. Which leaves the victim unable to form
a complete and rational statement.
Example: Excuse me... there has seemed to
be some confusement...
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confusiasm:
Also
confusiastic, confusiastically. When a person is
always confused and stupid, he/she is
confusiastic. There are three kinds of
confusiasm: Stupid confusiasm, Comic confusiasm,
and Deliberate Confusiasm.
Example: Sheena is confusiastic because
she's always saying stupid things and asking
What? Von is confusiastic because he'll go up to
you and say Mmmzzznrhamanerang just cause it's
funny. Emmanuel is confusiastic because he acts
stupid to be cool.
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confusled:
A
word taken from Winnie The Pooh that means,
essentially, being confused--but sounds a whole
lot cooler than plain ol' confused.
Example: Heffalumps and woozles, are very
confusled, because they come in every shape and
size.
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confuslicated:
Mix
of confused and complicated.
Example: This problem is so hard I'm
totally confuslicated.
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confusticate:
Orig:
Tolkien. Apparently a contraction of confuse and
frustrate, often used as a very mild curse to
place upon someone who has vexed you.
Example: Confusticate him, he put my
sneakers in the icebox again.
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confustication:
Confusion,
frustration.
Example: OMG, we have a Spanish test next
period. I didn't study at all, and I dont
understand a thing.
Aaaggghh! The confustication.
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confustrigated:
Confused,
disgusted, and agitated or irritated.
Example: This new computer program has the
whole office completely confustrigated.
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Confuzzle:
Confuse.
Example: The confuzzled student tried to
solve the confuzzling math problem.
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confuzzled:
Confused
and puzzled at the same time.
Example: That game confuzzled me to no
end.
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congrats:
What
Paul and Garret and everyone else at
pseudodictionary.com should recieve for getting
10,000 fictitious words.
Example: Congrats to everybody at
pseudodictionary.com on your accomplishment of
10,000 words.
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congrolences:
To
congratulate a person with his new whatever and a
sad feeling for the person at the same time.
Example: I hear you were called to be the
new scoutmaster. My congrolences.
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Connect
Four: Solving
a friend's problem by putting all the pieces in
order and solving all the loose ends.
Example: Albert's house was on fire, his
cat had to have surgery and he needed $5000.
So needless to say I pulled a Connect Four and he
is all right now.
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connectamazoink:
A
certain ambiguous something used to connect
something to something else.
Example: Get the connectamazoink, he said
after dropping the vase.
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connectorize:
The
act of applying the appropriate connectors to
network cabling. Includes both copper and fiber
types.
Example: Please connectorize the remaining
cables in the wiring closet.
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consaywa:
Corner
store. Mostly used for a deli on a corner.
Example: I have to go to the connsaywa to
buy candy.
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Conservia:
A
utopian-styled society in which conservation
efforts have gone to extremes.
There is no pollution and no alcohol, killing
animals for food is strictly outlawed,
and nothing at all goes to waste.
Even human bodies are recycled instead of being
buried.
Example: Conservia is utopia gone all
wrong.
They throw out the steak and eat their dead
instead, and then call us sick.
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conspicious:
Conspicuous
(obvious) and suspicious. Not inconspicuous
(hidden) or not innocent-looking.
Example: That woman in the dark hat looks
conspicious to me.
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constancy:
A
lathargic feeling, caused by a boring or
repetitive activity, usually over a long period
of time. This feeling is generally brought on by
full-time work or full-time study. It can also be
caused by repeating the same activity a number of
times in one day. This feeling is less associated
with true irritability, and more associated with
begrudging acceptance of one's lot in life.
(Constance where appropriate)
Example: The constance of working in the
same civil servant position for 36 years caused
George to grow into a depressed loner, who came
off us a lovable loser.
OR
How can you possibly stand working in the same
civil servant position for so long?
Isn't the constancy killing you? Mary asked
George.
It's a living, George replied.
Not much of one, Mary muttered as she walked
away.
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constantaneous:
Appearing
or occuring and then continuing without a pause
or break.
Example: The throbbing pain in my head has
been constantaneous since last night.
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constern(ed):
The
state of being full of consternation.
Example: He was consterned about the
activities of the board.
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constipation
officer: An
anal-retentive conservation officer--park ranger.
Example: That ranger was severly ticked
when he saw us having a beer by the camp fire.
He's obviously a Constipation Officer.
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construction
screws: Supervisors,
managers, and project planners responsible for
ineptly run improvement projects that keep
highways and streets torn up much longer than
necessary.
Example: The construction screws are
responsible for this travesty.
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contage:
Replaces
the function of the word caught or catching
depending on use.
Can be applied to any item that can be considered
contagious, whether physical or non-contagious.
Ex: yawning, illnesses or diseases, smiles, songs
stuck in somoene's head, etc.
Example: Jenny had yawned, and as a result
of being tired as well, Johnny contaged the
gesture shortly after.
|or|
I just know if I go to visit Sarah with her cold
I'm gonna contage that in a hearbeat.
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CONTHEOMNESY:
Means
the spiritual level of somebody who in hard
situations or good times thinks and acts
according to virtue, without any changes in
behaviour.
Example: Popan is a special man because he
acquired contheomnesy and in this way everything
it s easier for him.
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continentality:
Referring
to one's continent of ethnic origin
Example: What is your continentality,
Asian or African or maybe European?
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contirbute:
To
wilfully misinterpret somebody else's words in
such a way as to inflict the maximum offence,
ignoring the obviously intended original meaning.
A technique often used to pick fights in
relationships,
the contirbuted meaning will be based on an
illogical and tenuous chain of reasoning.
Example: Don't contirbute my words you
paranoid bastard.
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contrabanned:
To
be restricted access from something for the
general good of everyone involved.
[Ressi-ism]
Example: You're contrabanned from your
computer because you suck.
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Contrafibularity:
More
than just a contradiction.
Example: That sandwhich is a total
contrafibularity of the menu description.
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Conundrunk:
A
drunken riddle to which only a conjectural answer
can be made.
Example: Arnie finally cracked the meaning
of dog life, finally solving the conundrunk.
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convagulations:
A
woman's way of congragulating a man.
Example: Martha convagulated Mike when he
got a promotion at work.
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conversability:
To
be able to converse, to hold a conversation.
Example: I love talking to her--she has
great conversability.
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conversate:
Talk
with someone.
Example: I really enjoyed conversating
with you last night.
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conversatic:
(adj)
Term used to describe the level of a person's
chattiness.
Example: I'm not very conversatic today.
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conversation
Heart, c-heart: Pickup
line that is really lame, or overused, like the
ones on the candy hearts. It can also describe
the user of the musty, rusty pickup lines.
Example: Jim is a conversation heart
waiting to happen. He is soo inexperienced when
it comes to dating.
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conversatory:
A
conservatory with intellectual pretentions of
being a salon.
Example: The gathering found refuge from
the rain and intellectual starvation in the
conversatory.
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convirons:
An
environment well-suited for conversation.
Example: I'd like to sometime, but I'd
rather go to a place with better convirons than a
noisy bar.
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convo:
Abbreviation
for conversation.
Example: Jodi and I had a convo about you
yesterday.
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convolutationism:
The
state of believeing in convoluting things.
Example: He described the idea with a lot
of needless convolutationism.
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convoluvulous:
A
swirling coming together, a thing of blended
beauty
Example: The convolvulous grain in the
wood around the knothole is beautiful.
My canoe was almost swamped in the convolvulous
current where the two streams joined.
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coo':
A
variation of cool; usually used when talking
about something that's happened or will happen
Example: I can't wait till the party,
it'll be so coo'. OR That's coo'.
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cooda:
Fantastic,
brilliant, awesome
Example: The pseudocictionary is cooda.
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cooked:
What
happens when an Mp3 is improperly ripped. An
annoying hiccupping glitch noise in the song.
Example: Aw man, this Mp3 is cooked.
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cookie:
The
black paths left on a roadway after spinning the
tires until they smoke, racing ahead at 80mph,
then pulling the emergency brake and turning the
wheel 90 degrees hard left.
From above, the pattern is rounded, resembling a
cookie.
Example: Now that I put a new engine in
and racing slicks on my Camaro, we can go out and
spin some cookies on Main Street.
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cool:
Meaningless
word used by lazy British journalists to prefix
any large amount of money.
Example: Last week, Mr. Smith won a cool
million. And you can own the car for a cool
hundred thousand.
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cool
beans: Way
too cool stuff.
Example: Cool beans garbanzo!
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cool-aid
drinker: One
who blindly follows company policy.
From the Jonestown massacre where Jim Jones'
followers obeyed their leader and drank the
cyanide-laced cool-aid.
Example: Bob won't approve that because
he's such a cool-aid drinker.
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coolafied:
Someone
you just decided is cool has been coolafied.
Example: John has been coolafied.
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coolfunky:
Not
just cool, not just funky.
Example: Coolfunky!
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coolie
doolies: an
alternatate way of sayin cool, yet more sytlish
Example: 'wanna go out'
'yeh coolie doolies' or..
'ill be back in a sec'
'coolie doolies'
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coolies:
Evolved
form of the word cool that is used usually as a
reply to a statement.
Example: Statement: Hey, I just found $50
on the sidewalk. Reply: Coolies.
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coolio:
a
person- preferably in their teens- who is beyond
cool
Example: Rebekah is the most coolio kid in
the school.
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Coolio
G-mony.: Cool,
Man.
Example: Well, all right, Coolio G-mony.
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coolrunnings:
meaning:
everything is good or couldn't be better.
Example: How's it going?
reply:Coolrunnings.
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coolth:
Antonym
of warmth.
Example: Yes, the air conditioner is
working, put your hand over the vent and feel the
coolth.
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coop:
To
get rid of evidence quickly.
Example: Quick, your mom's coming. Coop
your cigarette.
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coopervision:
The
ability to see through barrels. A cooper was a
medieval barrelmaker.
Example: Wow! He's got coopervision. He
saw right through that barrel.
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coparana:
The
act of dancing the Macarana up against the wall
and spread 'em.
Example: The dance floor went wild doing
the coparana.
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copathetic:
Opposite
of copacetic, really lousy - in an rather
pathetic way. All botched up.
Example: His inane use of words for which
he had no understanding revealed that, in fact,
Doug's grasp of the language was copathetic.
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Copiavita:
Living
an amazing abundant life, whether materially,
physically or spiritually.
Example: He is overflowing with energy,
joy, money, time to live the life he chooses,
peace of mind and love - a classic case of
copiavita.
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copma:
The
kind of luck (good or bad) that you have with the
cops. Similar to parkma.
Example: He's been pulled over six times
since he moved here, and he's never gotten a
ticket.
That's some seriously good copma.
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copophilia:
(pronounced
cop o' feel ya): The phenomenon of offering a
police officer low level sexual favors in return
for NOT writing a traffic ticket.
Example: The judge in traffic court found
that I wasn't guilty of speeding, but fined me
$300 for copophilia.
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copsicle:
A
variety of security guard or officer riding some
form of seemingly useless transportation. Good
examples are college campus police in golf carts,
mall security guards in little jeeps or police
riding bicycles. Even funnier when they are the
overweight variety.
Example: There was no way that chubby
copsicle would catch up with the shoplifter, he
couldn't pedal fast enough!
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copulated:
Not
to be confused with the verb copulated, this is
an adjective much like populated--
used in reference to the number of police in a
given area.
Example: I wouldn't speed too much along
that section of highway because the area is
heavily copulated.
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copululation:
The
act of two police cars parking side by side,
facing opposite directions, so the officers can
chat to each other out the windows.
Example: I flew past these two higway
patrolmen at about 85mph- they were too busy
copululating to notice me.
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Copversation:
Conversation
between two cops while parked in their squads
side-by-side facing opposite directions.
Example: Look, Earl, them two police is
having a copversation over there.
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copymark:
A
copymark allows free copying and distribution of
intellectual property. The work may not be sold,
altered or modified from its original form
without the creator's permission.
Example: I copymark some of my music to
retain credit, and to publicize my sounds.
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Copywriter:
A
writer who works in advertising. The conceiver of
ideas and writer of copy. Commonly used but not
deemed worthy by normal dictionary standards.
Example: Noah is the Senior Copywriter at
Thibeault Advertising.
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coralatory:
To
affect something else.
Example: Food has a coralatory effect on
my weight.
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corall'd:
When
you are feeling generally crappy or over tired.
Example: I am feeling so corall'd after
last night.
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corduroian:
A
person who is laid back about fashion and,
therefore, on most days of the week and for most
occasions, wears corduroy.
Example: With his laid back attitude and
the flannel shirt, I knew he was a corduroian.
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core:
A
moderately high level of cool, rad, or awesome.
Example: S: I just picked up that new Me
First and the Gimme Gimmes album. It's great.
R:New MFaGG? Core.
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corkeltite:
Cement
industry innovation--corkletite is made out of
glass and toothpaste.
Example: Corkletite may be more expensive
initially, but it lasts longer than regular
concrete.
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corleoned:
To
make an offer that someone cannot refuse. Either
through bodily harm or overt pressures of
violence.
Example: The store clerk was corleoned
into opening the safe.
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corn
chip: Pitiful
attempt at a ponytail by guys trying to grow out
their hair.
Always the size of a corn chip and usually curled
under or all over the place.
Example: Jiff was proud of his luxurious
locks. Unfortunately, whenever he tried to pull
them back into a sassy style, the result was a
corn chip.
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corn
phone: A
type of cell phone.
A person speaks into the shuck portion and
listens through the cob.
The cob is placed in the shuck when not in use.
Example: Bob called George on his new corn
phone.
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corn
starch: Both
the feeling of and remedy for jock itch.
Example: Jim. Why do you keep fidgeting?
Ed. Corn starch.
Jim. well go get some corn starch.
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cornbinder:
Any
vehicle made by International Harvester Co.
Example: Based on the what International
made before they made trucks. After seeing an old
International pickup going down the road, There
goes a cornbinder.
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cornbread:
Reference
to the song No sex in the champagne room by Chris
Rock.
In it he says Cornbread.... Ain't nothin' wrong
with that.
So I made up this word to mean that someone is
perfect and you can't find anything wrong with
her,
just like cornbread.
Example: Girrrrl, did you see that fine
blonde guy? He was cornbread.
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Corndogging:
The
act of being excessively stupid or making an
unwise decision. It may also refer to the act of
being geeky, as in, unwise to the ways of the
world.
Example: He was really corndogging when he
tried to make his own fireworks.
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cornify:
To
reduce the value of statements due to ingenuity.
Example: Instead of real response to the
email, I merely attempted to cornify the email I
received.
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corporarchy:
A
country where the illusion of democracy is
maintained while private sector corporations
actually make all of the decisions for the
elected government, based on how it benefits the
corporations.
A hybrid of elected government and private sector
corporations.
Example: Canada, much like the United
States, is increasingly heading towards a
pseudo-democracy where the corporarchy continues
to subvert real democracy.
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Corporate
Gelding: A
well paid, upper management employee made
tractable by the company through exalted salary,
position, and benefits.
Will not hesitate to foresake his own personal
values or betray friends in order to keep his
corporate position secure.
Example: When Eric was fired for doing the
morally right thing, his immediate superior (and
good friend) just stood by like a Corporate
Gelding. (Dan Hopkins was not a corporate
gelding. He quit when he was told to inform those
who reported to him that they had been laid off.
That's why he was know as Dan the Man.)
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corpsetrunk:
Reference
to an extremely large trunk on a car. An
acquaintance recently began to expand its usage
by using it in regards to a large, unattractive
rear end.
Example: When we travel, we always take my
car because it's got the corpsetrunk.
OR
If it weren't for the corpsetrunk, Sheila would
be 100 percent babe.
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corpus-bones:
This
sucks.
Example: Corpus-bones! I cant belive we
have to do this.
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correct:
Used
to describe a person conspicuously committed to
politically correct causes or liberal ideology.
Example: The man is so correct he's got
save the whales, save the spotted-owls, save the
rain-forests,
and Nader 2000 stickers plastered to the back
side of his solar-powered bicycle.
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corredespondent:
To
be upset or despondent that no one writes to you
anymore. Not receiving mail from friends leaves
one feeling somewhat despondent.
Example: Nothing but bills in the mailbox.
Makes me feel corredespondent yet again.
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Corringe,
Forringe: A
Corringe is the ironed front pleat of a pair of
dress pants, a Forringe the rear. (These words
were created and used extensively at Cal State
University, San Francisco, in the early 1990s.
They addressed a lack of proper nouns for ironed
pleats and also remedied the lack of words that
rhyme with orange. The songwriters and doggerel
writers in the area were thankful for our
inventions.)
Example: Your Corringes and Forringes all
look sharp.
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corvus:
Excellent,
cool
Example: That is just corvus.
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COSIMETRIXON:
Mathematical
problema with high difficulty degrees, mainly
appearing in geometria.
Example: Marcel was not able to resolve
this cosimetrixon.
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Cosmic
dope slap: Punishment
of some sort, after doing something that you
shouldn't have done.
Example: I got a cosmic dope slap when I
bit into that giant cookie--I accidentally bit
the inside of my cheek. Ouch!
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cosplay:
Costume
Play. Where adults dress up in costumes of
Japanese anime or game characters.
Example: I am going to a cosplay party as
Pikachu.
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coss:
The
act of putting an empty milk carton or bag onto a
skateboard.
Example: Don't bother showing up for the
competition until you can manage to coss.
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cossackcracy:
Rule
by members of a people of southern Russia famed
as horsemen or circumstances having a similar
feel.
Example: The school administration
supports fraternities no matter what they do. It
upholds the cossackracy.
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Costings:
An
estimation of potential expenses.
Example: I've made up costings so that you
will know how much money to save for vacation.
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Cot:
Mix
of cool and hot. It was actually said when
someone was trying to say the words at the same
time.
Example: Ohhh, that is cot.
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cotched:
a
place to sleep/crash
Example: I cotched on my floor the other
night.
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cottage
cheese ceiling: one
of those ceilings that looks like .. cottage
cheese .
Example: She is so weird, got cottage
cheese ceiling n everything.
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cotton
head: An
elderly person.
Example: Traffic is very heavy this
morning. There are a lot of cotton heads on the
road.
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couch
monkey: Someone
who just sits around and doesn't do much, yet
manages to make your life miserable.
Example: The couch monkeys in HR won't let
me take any more vacation days.
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couchy:
Very
uncomfortable, hard as a rock. Originated when a
friend sat down HARD on an old couch I had that
seemed to have cushions of concrete. From then
on, we referred to any uncomfortable seat as
couchy.
Example: This chair is so couchy!
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cougar:
the
word used for a middle aged woman who hits on
twenty-something men at university pubs
Example: That cougar just bought me a
drink and asked if I wanted to dance.
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Count
Bakula: Someone
who posts useless information to an internet
message board or forum,
either in hope of angering other visitors, or
simply to make herself look important or
intelligent.
Example: Some Count Bakula was claiming
that the warp nacelles of the U.S.S. Enterprise
from the Star Trek films only glowed 2.6% of the
time.
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counter
monkey: An
employee at any chain resturant or fast food
service that for the most part hates the job,
hates the people, and hates how customers all
think everyone behind the counter have no brains.
Example: Customer (speaking slowly, as if
to an imbecile, with no respect): Hey, you! Yeah,
you. I asked for a regular coffee and this has
cream and sugar in it. Counter Monkey: A regular
coffee HAS cream and sugar in it. If you want
something else, make it yourself, you selfish,
preppy, rich, snobby, corporate pig. (Dumps the
coffee on the customer's Armani suit and hides in
the walk-in fridge.)
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Counterline:
A
horizontal watermark along the front of pants or
a dress, produced by leaning against a wet
bathroom sink or counter.
Example: This counterline is so
embarrassing, I don't want to leave the bathroom.
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countersurf:
dogs
cruising along kitchen counters, hoping for
crumbs, on hind legs
Example: uh oh, Spot's countersurfing
again, hide the steaks!
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county
blues: Jail
uniforms. Usually blue.
Example: Now that she's in prison she has
to wear county blues.
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couster:
An
individual who is both your sister and your
cousin. An example of this phenomena would be
your father divorcing your mother, and then
marrying your mother's sister. They then have a
baby girl. Said baby is now your couster.
Example: I'd like you to meet my mother,
my father, my aunt, and my couster.
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couth:
Cool,
hip opposite of uncouth.
Example: That party last night was pretty
couth.
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cow
orker: Spelling
of alternate prounciation of co-worker.
Example: John: How do you know Peter?
Jill:Oh, he's my cow orker.
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cow-orker:
(n)
a work colleague who is supremely annoying and
incompetent.
Example: My horrible day at work began
with a meeting with my officious cow-orker Tom.
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cowabunga:
Used
in greetings by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and
a TV show from the 50's I wish I remembered.
(Was it _Howdy Doody_ or _The Lone Ranger_) Let
me know if you remember.
Example: Cowabunga!
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cowesque:
Feeling
like or pertaining to the size of a cow.
Example: No way will I wear this tube top
and leggings ensemble in public due to my
cowesque appearance.
OR My stomach is quite cowesque due to comsuming
a large pizza and sucking down 3 frozen cokes.
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coxic
shock: The
male counterpart to the female condition of toxic
shock.
Example: Unbeknownst to his wife, Charlie,
Charles was suffering from coxic shock.
His symptoms were at first undetected--moodiness,
angst--but with a closer look he was showing
signs of his monthly male visitor whose symptons
are greatly spoken about in small circles yet
still considered too taboo to label a patient
with the ailment.
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coyote
ugly: after
a night of drinking you wake up next to someone
you dont know that is so ugly you'd rather bite
off your body part then wake up next to them.
Example: I woke up this morning with a
person who was a confirmed coyote ugly.
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crable:
A
chain of like minded crabs.
Example: Traffic was stopped in both
directions due to a crable that stretched over
300 yards.
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crack
of noon: Sleeping
in late, but hoping to make it to sound like you
got up early.
Example: I was up at the crack of noon.
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Crack-onto:
Australia
version of the term hitting-on.
Example: Remember Dave at the bar that
night? He was cracking-onto that girl with the
boob tube on so bad.
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cracker:
Someone
who is weird, crazy, or just out there.
Example: He was a typical cracker, but
even more so. He forgot how to spell his name.
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crackerbarrel:
An
obese person or someone with a very large
appetite; can be used as a noun, verb, or
adjective.
Example: Bob's a real crackerbarrel; he's
gotta be 375 lbs.
Hope there's more shrimp because I'm
crackerbarrelin' the stuff like mad.
Cindy's gone totally crackerbarrel since she
broke up with Zeppo, she's put on at least 40
pounds.
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crackle:
adjective
used to describe a girl who is very beautiful
Example: Erin wasn't just pretty-- she was
crackle.
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CradleBooty:
The
younger member in a romantic relationship with a
large age difference.
Example: Jim took his CradleBooty to her
high school prom, even though he went to his own
fifteen years ago.
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craic:
Irish
slang. Unfortunately, also crack and pronounced
as such. Hard to translate, roughly meaning fun.
Example: We had great craic that night.
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crakne:
A
topical outbreak of acne confined to the
buttocks.
Example: I shan't be wearing a thong to
the beach this evening as I have an unsightly
case of crackne.
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cranial
rectitis: being
so clueless as to have your head completely
inserted in your rectum
Example: He/she has a case of cranial
rectitis.
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cranial-rectal:
I
used this when my teenagers acted like they had
their heads up their asses.
Example: Son: Dad, the car just ran out of
gas...by itself.
Dad. Sounds like a be a cranial-rectal problem to
me.
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cranium
crusher: to
give someone a swift kick in the head
Example: man if justin keeps this up im
gunna give him a cranuim crusher he will never
forget
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crankybird:
A
person in a foul/fowl mood.
Example: Jeeze, why are you being such a
crankybird?
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cransatulated:
A
depressing situation, especially one that catches
you by surprise, or that you had no way of
preventing.
Example: I failed my final, just because
my professor hates me. It's quite cransatulated.
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crantific:
Scientific
innovation used for mass killing
Example: A nuclear bomb is a crantific
thing.
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crap
handle: The
handle above the passenger-seat window that wary
riders may often grab during the course of the
ride, especially during particularly rough
sections. A colorful word or two may often
accompany a reach for the crap handle, if the
driver is exceptionally terrible.
Example: I like learning to drive with
Clay so much better. Whenever I go out with Mom
she grabs the old crap handle and tells me to
slow down.
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crap
head: One
who forgets, a jerk, an idiot.
Example: You were late picking me up, you
crap head.
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crap-thirty:
A
relative point in time: whatever is considered
obscenely early to the speaker
Example: For that job interview, I had to
get up at crap-thirty.
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Crapalanche:
When
the stuff on your cluttered desk falls on you.
Example: I hadn't cleaned my table in
weeks and a I experienced a gigantic crapalnche
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crapeteria:
A
cafeteria with foods whose edibility one
questions. (Inspired by ex-students of St.
Aloysius College Nth, Melbourne, Australia, Class
of '98.)
Example: Wish me luck. I'm goin' to the
crapeteria.
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crapitalist:
One
who aspires to personal wealth, but is unable to
create a business
plan worth a crap, hence a crap capitalist.
Example: Not surprising that
takeit.itsallfree.com went bust. It was run by a
bunch of crapitalists.
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crapola:
What
you say when something doesn't go your way.
Example: Oh, crapola. I forgot about that!
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crapola:
The
new shade from Crayola chosen to represent the
angst of Generation X.
Example: (To be sung to Gray skies are
gonna clear up. Put on a happy face.)
Crapola skies aren't gonna clear up.
Put on your angst-filled face.
Brush off the bagel crumbs and peer up.
It's crapola coming your way.
Get used to that gloomy mask of tragedy
Cause it's here to stay.
Now that mommy and daddy
Aren't paying the way.
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crapoliscious:
Tastes
bad, but in a good way..
Example: Yummy. Mom, your soup is
crapoliscious. No, I'm stuffed. I couldn't eat
another bite..
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crapophone:
A
reproduction Gramophone, particularly one made in
India with a shiny brass horn and a crank coming
out at an angle.
Example: He bought a gramophone thinking
it was a genuine His Master's Voice, but it
turned out to be a crapophone.
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crapperiffic:
The
opposite of terrific.
Example: My final project was crapperific
since the glue wouldn't hold, causing it to fall
apart.
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crappinaferous:
Beyond
crappy, shot through and through with crap, made
entirely of crap, with no redeeming value.
Example: This combination
fax/scanner/copier/coffee machine sounded like a
great idea in the ad, but it makes bad faxes, the
scanner doesn't work, the copier broke, and the
coffe tastes like toner. On reflection, this
device is entirely crappinaferous.
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crapplique:
Take
a perfectly good T-shirt, attack it with puffy
paint and your trusty
Bedazzler and--voila! Crapplique.
By the same token, anything possessing the finer
qualities of true tackiness can be crapplique.
Example: I had to move to another state
because I'd been spotted in
public with my mom when she was wearing her
finest crapplique.
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crappola:
Anything
unneeded or unwanted but found in every day
life--work, school, conversations with jerks,
losing things, etc.
Example: Joe was sick of all the crappola
lately.
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crappopotamus:
Exclamation
of severe unhappiness or distress.
Example: Holy crappopotamus!
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crappuccino:
Bad-tasting
expensive (allegedly gourmet) coffee.
Example: I went to Starbucks last night.
Paid $4 for their crappuccino.
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crappydoodle:
Shoot
or darn-- especially when you've forgotten
something.
Example: Crappydoodle! I forgot to pay my
rent.
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crapsmack:
Many,
a lot, plethora.
Example: Posting words on
Pseudodictionary.com is a crapsmack of fun.
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craptacular:
Something
that is remarkable for its inferiority. Event,
excursion, or undertaking that
is extraordinarily disasterous or dull.
Example: A. How was Donna's party? B.
Craptacular. Nothing but a bunch of lawyers
playing Michael Bolton records.
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Craptain
Crunch: Captain
Crunch (tm) cereal, without the
hyperactivity-inducing sugar coating.
Example: Omom, I'm hungry. Can I have some
Craptain Crunch.
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crapulence:
Sarcastic
remark about the value and merit of a cultural
item--movie, theatre, music, etc.
Example: This movie reeks of crapulence.
That painting is crapulent.
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craputer:
A
computer that is a piece of crap.
Example: My Windows 98 that I got roughly
3 years ago is turning into a craputer.
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crash:
(v)To
stay, usually overnight
Example: Can I crash at your place?
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crash
can: What
my kids call the trash can - because it is made
of metal and it crashes like a cymbal when you
let the lid down.
Example: Please put the wrapper in the
crash can.
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crastinator:
An
amateur or novice procrastinator, one who doesn't
wait quite long enough to be a pro.
Example:
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crath:
When
you're doing crap in maths.
Example: What's 989+657? Oh, to hell with
it; I'm doing crath anyway.
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craveable:
Being
able to be craved.
Example: The sandwich was very craveable.
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craw:
A
slack-jawed yokel who prefers skinnin' coons to
more intellectual endeavors.
Example: The craw said, Look ma! Uh dead
possum on that there street! We gonna eat high
tonight!
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Crayola
Storm: Someone
who wears as many of the brightest colors as is
humanly possible, all at the same time.
Storm can be replaced with Monsoon, Tornado,
Hurricane, etc. for varying degrees of eyesore.
Example: When the brightly-colored
offender is walking by.
I'm gonna need an umbrella for that Crayola
storm.
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crayon-wielder:
A
person who makes his money not through the noble
art of coding, but through the black magic of
graphic designing.
Example: Ask the crayon-wielders to jazz
these new site designs up photoshopically (viz.).
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crazening:
Like
maddening, only more so.
Example: I can't seem to get anything to
go right today. It's downright crazening.
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crazor,
king of the monkey peo: Someone
truly insane, and unpleasant to be around.
Example: Stay away from Caleb. He's
Crazor, king of the monkey people.
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Crazy
Fresh: used
in place of the tired, old word cool
Example: Yo, that concert was crazy fresh!
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creak:
Anything
old, outdated, in poor working condition, or
assembled improperly.
Can also be referred to as creaker.
Example: This 14.4 baud modem is total
creak. OR What a creaker!
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cream:
Cash
Rules Everything Around Me--basically, suggests a
desire for large sums of cash.
Extra funny when said randomly during games of
Monopoly.
Example: You landed on my hotel at Park
Place. Cream!
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creaminess:
Used
to express wonder, amazement, or great pleasure.
Example: Bryon: Have you seen Alec's new
car? Lauryn: Naw, what'd it look like? Bryon:
Ahh, creaminess.
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creasing:
laughing
Example: I was just creasing!
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Creathers:
A
tough to reach area; synonymous with nooks,
crannies.
Example: I dusted the house from top to
bottom, even getting into the creathers.
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creeg:
to
be a creeg - to be annoying // to be creegin -
doing something annoying // creegness - something
irritating
Example: you're such a creeg // i can't
believe how creegin your being // that's amazing
creegness
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creeled:
To
twist or sprain.
Example: My brother fell and creeled his
ankle.
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creep:
to
do something without letting other people know
(Slowly or Quietly) or behind someone's back
Example: Have you heard, one of our
coworkers is creeping with the boss' wife.
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creep
factor nine: Scary
or ominous beyond belief. Pick your favorite
horror flic. That creepy. Invented by yours
truly.
Example: Have you ever played Resident
Evil? Yeah, creep factor nine.
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creepycode:
When
someone uses code that makes her look like a
psycho.
Example: Bobbie used creepycode last
night. She said, Let's take the midnight train to
Squaresville.
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cremamoratorium:
When
in the state of eating too much ice cream, Thus,
making the choice to stop pending a hemmorage.
Occurs when the individual has eaten a good
amount of ice cream, and starts to feel ill
because of the quantity.
Example: ie: Dave sat still on the couch,
he had to concede a cremamoratorium or he would
surely get sick.
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crescent
fresh: From
Sifl & Olly (sock puppet show) indicating
niceness, coolness, flyness.
Example: John: You wanna come over for
some beers? Steve: Crescent fresh, J-man. Hippies
playing hackeysack are crescent fresh; crackheads
are not crescent fresh.
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cret's:
A
very cool item, situation, etc.
Example: See my Lexus? It's cret's.
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crevasse:
To
become hidden or lost.
Example: I was running around last night
and my car keys crevassed somewhere along the
way.
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crew:
1.
Gang 2. Group of graffiti artists 3. Breakdancing
group
Example: He was shot on by the enemy crew.
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crib:
One's
dwelling place
Example: I was in my crib chillin' by the
fireplace.
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crick:
A
variation of the word creek, used in rural Oregon
and other rural areas.
Example: Glen crick is sure high.
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Crickets:
the
silence you hear after saying something you
thought was funny but apparently others did
not...so all you can hear are the crickets.
Example: can also be used as a verb...you
can cricket someone. meaning you did not laugh at
his joke.
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crid:
A
tiny, inoffensive bit of waste material.
Example: Don't give me the last cup of
coffee from the pot! I hate getting all the
crids!
Did you just wake up? You still have crids in
your eyes.
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cringeful:
Embarrassing
or cringe-inducing.
Example: Walking around all day without
knowing that your skirt is tucked into your
undies is a cringeful experience.
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cringent:
Causing
one to cringe.
Example: That phony way he smiles is
cringent.
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crip
time: 1. A
flexible standard for punctuality, as an
accomodation for a person with a disability.
2. The extra time needed to arrive or accomplish
something, needed to maneuver your wheelchair,
empty your leg-bag, etc.
Example: 1. The meeting will start in
twenty minutes, with allowances for crip time.
2. I'll be there in by noon, allowing for crip
time.
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criptology:
The
process or science of decoding the messages and
text of gangs such as the Crips.
Example: I'm not African-American, but I'm
still good at criptology.
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CrisCo:
Abbreviation:
Christian Coalition. Also, a member of that
organization.
Example: Most CrisCos may have good
intentions, but many are misguided or uneducated.
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crisertunity:
Out
of crisis comes opportunity. Coined by Homer
Simpson.
Lisa: Dad, do you know that in China they use the
same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?
Homer: Yes! Crisertunity!
Example: I'm going through a mid-life
crisertunity.
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crisitunity:
A
crisis lending itself to a personal opportunity.
Example: I'm moving to Bangladesh to sell
surfboards. It seems like the perfect
crisitunity.
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Crisp:
An
object or a situation that is favorable.
Example: Your new car is crisp.
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Crispy
Critter: Paramedic
slang for a body that has been badly burned.
Example: That house has a crispy critter
in the back room.
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criticalmasochism:
When
somebody creates web sites one after the other in
an atomic-chain-reaction-like manner and carries
on making them no matter what criticism she
incurs, she suffers from criticalmasochism.
Example: They found him slumped over his
keyboard. Ccriticalmasochism had set in and he
had passed out due to exhaustion from making his
1000th web site at geocities.
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criticistic:
someone
that is criticizing a lot, being critical,
analyzing things
Example: Jim is a very criticistic person
when he judges artwork.
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criticus
maximus: Of
the highest priority; an extremely dangerous
level.
Example: My level of frustration has
reached criticus maximus.
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crivvens,
crivens: Scottish
expression of surprise, similar to Yikes!
Example: Crivvens! Look at the size of
that dog.
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crizzle:
It's
what rice crispies had before, crackle.
Example: SNAP,CRIZZLE,POP.
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croaker
sack: Clumsy;
inept. Comes from: Can't carry (whatever) in a
croaker sack. A burlap bag used when gigging
frogs.
Example: That boy's so sorry he couldn't
carry a tune in a croaker sack.
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Crohnie:
A
person who has Crohn's Disease.
Example: In the IRC network XWorld.org we
have a channel called #crohns-colitis
where a lot of crohnies hang out and support each
other.
All of us have Crohn's Disease or ulcerative
colitis, a disease similar to Crohn's.
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Crolli:
A
very small kind of dwarf with blue hair.
Example: The crollies rampaged through the
kitchen.
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crolocious:
Naive,
oblivious to obvious things.
Example: It's crolocious to think that a
man holding a gun to your head is just trying to
be your friend.
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crombie:
Pronunciation:
crom-bee. Can be any part of speech. Used
especially when you can't remember a specific
word.
(See also: vah, sappa, nik.)
Example: Can you get me the... uh...
crombie off my desk?
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crommulant:
Used
when you make up a complicated word to sound
intelligent. If someone dares challange your
pseudo-word, assure them it's a CROMMULANT word.
Example: Jane: I found the film
miterasfusic. Bill: Miterasfusic isn't even a
word! Jane: Miterasfusic is a perfectly
CROMMULANT word.
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crommulent:
A
Simpsons-inspired word meaning: timely,
insightful, competent, polished, sophisticated.
Example: Nigel's reading of Eliot's The
Wasteland was a crommulent performance.
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cromulent:
Egotistical,
arrogant, etc.
Example: That cromulent King, tells the
people false information regarding taxes.
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cromulent:
Cromulent
is used to describe a made-up word which sounds
like a real, proper word you
might find in the dictionary--i.e., possessing
the characteristic of cromulence.
Example: Shampaign sounds like a perfectly
cromulent word to me.
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cromulent:
The
speaker doesn't know if this story is true or
not, but if it isn't, it really should be.
Orig: _Simpson's_ TV cartoon, meaning drift from
original.
See other cromulent entries on
pseudodictionary.com
Example: This has got to be the most
cromulent story I have ever read on the web. Read
about the teen who built a neutron gun and
proto-breeder reactor in his back yard, after
refining and collecting radioactive material.
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Crook:
Australian
slang for being sick or unwell.
Example: I can't come in to work today--I
feel a bit crook.
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crook:
bad;
not a satisfactory outcome.
Example: Don't use that car, the engine is
crook.
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crookeding:
Dusting
pictures hanging on a wall. One wipe with a dry
cloth and the pictures are crooked.
Example: Every Saturday morning I notice
my wife crookeding the paintings in my study.
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cross
the border: In
chess, when a pawn gets to the opposite end of
the board and can become a queen.
Example: I thought I was done for, but
then I crossed the border and the game turned
around.
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crosstitute:
Transvestite
sex worker.
Example: I went to the Crosstitutes Rights
Convention and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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crotch-rocket:
Any
street motorcycle built for speed.
Example: The Honda CBR-900 is one of the
most agile crotch-rockets on the market.
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crotchcorn:
The
popcorn that neither ends up in your mouth or in
your hand at the movie theatre,
and ends up wedged under your crotch, usually to
be eaten later when all the popcorn in the bag is
gone.
Example: Eric was happy as he discovered
he had a stash of crotchcorn halfway through the
movie.
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crouton:
Varient
of the work cretin- has less 'sting' more
affection.
Example: Don't be such a crouton- you
didn't mean to kick the cat, so suicide is not
neccessary.
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crowl:
A
noise emitted only by the female of the human
variety during the peak of an especially amazing
round of sexual contact.
The crowl is a rare occurence, being made capable
only by those who truly are in touch with their
animal.
The crowl can be traced back to such orgasmic
expressions as the cry and the yowl. Not for
amateurs.
Example: Their adventure in bed was so
amazing that all she could do was let go and
crowl.
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CRS
Disease - Can't remember s: A
person with frequent memory lapse.
Example:
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Crub:
Cuss
word that is stronger than dang, but weaker than
damn.
Example: Crub! I just dropped my backpack
on my foot.
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crucial:
Very
good, incredible.
Example: Ed: Have you seen Boondock
Saints? Ted: Yeah, that movie is crucial.
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cruckle:
The
act of going over on one's ankle.
A common word in Rochdale, Lancashire, UK, but
seems to be unheard of anywhere else.
Example: Aaaaarg! I've just cruckled.
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Crudbunny:
The
stuff that collects in the corner of your eye.
Example: Honey, you have a big crudbunny
in your right eye.
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crudmuffins:
Used
in place of words such as dang or shoot.
Example: Crudmuffins, I left my homework
at the house.
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crufty:
Cross
between crusty and crappy.
Stale, old, and uninspiring.
Example: Professor Van Brummenumphle's
lecture on the Kinetic Molecular Theory and
Fluffy Bunnies was pretty crufty.
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crugles:
Bits
or pieces of something; debris.
(NOTE: c pronounced as c in car)
Example: Years of not cleaning the couch
left many crumbs and crugles underneath the
cushions.
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cruisin'
for a bruisin': 80's
slang for telling someone they're going to get
beat up if they keep talking the way they're
talking or acting the way they're acting. a more
serious form of this would be cruisin for a
bruisin in your chevrolet
Example: danica wouldn't stop poking on
the subway, so i was like, yo girl, you're
cruisin for a bruisin!
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Cruising
Night: Refers
to the night before trash pickup, when cherry
furniture is to be had. Particularly in New York
City, because they throw out the best stuff.
Example: You busy? Good, cuz' it's Monday,
and that means cruising night.
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crum:
Something
that you dislike, usually an article of clothing
of food.
Example: That's so cheap looking--it's
crum. I wouldn't be caught wearing it.
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crum-bum:
Person
who is dirty, lazy. Never leaves the house.
Example: Katie hasn't left her house in 4
days and she's kinda stinky. What a crum-bum!
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crumbed:
When
you severely stuff something up.
Example: I crumbed that exam.
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crumbgobbler:
1. A
child, especially a trick-or-treater.
Example: It's Halloween and all the
neighborhood crumbgobblers will be out tonight.
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crumbler:
someone
who hates everything
Example: Crumblers dont like to go to
parties.
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crumbs:
Mild
expression of shock or regret.
Example: I left my keys at home. Crumbs.
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crump:
verb:
In ambulance jargon, to die on the way to the
hospital, has been used to describe computer
crashes in hospitals too.
Example: The driver is hurt pretty bad,
he'll probably crump on the way.
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Crumpped:
When
someone or something distorts its physical
appearence by distorting its body.
Example: That dog's face is crumpped!
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crumpy:
an
object that is old, gnarled, dusty, cheap to
begin with,in disrepair, and not working.
Example: You are not putting that crumpy
assed tape in my machine!
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Crunchel:
A
combination of crumpled, wadded up, wrinkled and
squashed.
Example: I found my homework cruncheled in
the bottom of my locker.
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crunchified:
Something
got crunched, or crunched into pieces.
Example:
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crunchy:
being
in a bad mood, irritable
Example: Don't bother him today, he's
crunchy
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crunk:
crazy
Example: Man that was crunk
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crunk:
incredibly
gay; more homosexually active than the word gay
can describe
Example: Yo, this tour bus ride through
Atlanta is crunk!
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crunkled:
When
something, often a piece of paper, is both
crinkled and crumpled.
Example: I had a five all crunkled up in
the corner of my winter jacket pocket.
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crupinchit:
It
replaces any swear word if you are in a situation
where you can't swear.
Example: Oh, crupinchit. I forgot my
homework.
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crustache:
A
mustache that doesnt have enough hair and is
'crusty'
Example: Eww that guy has such a
crustache..Shave!
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Crusty:
Adj.
Negative word used to describe someone of an
undesirable nature with outwardly dodgy
appearances. Also used to talk about any negative
experiences.
Example: That girl Paul had his tongue
down all night was really very crusty. Or, I ate
this steak pie, and found half a fly in it. It
was really crusty.
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Crutch:
A
walk or strut.
Example: Katy: Check out that guy's
crutch. Jen: Sweet one! Like Brad Pitt with a
splash of Sherman Helmsley to spice it up. I'd do
him.
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cruze:
Cruise.
Example: It's Friday night, so let's go
downtown and cruze for chicks.
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cryballs:
Eyeballs
that are crying
Example: My seven-month-old granddaughter
had been fussing for a while so my son looked her
right in the cryballs and said, :OK, let's go
over to grandpapa's house right now!
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Cryptkeeper's
Call: In
books or movies, any despicable comment made by a
character to make the readers dislike them, and
to make it okay for the writer to have whatever
nasty in the story to bump them off. Happens in
_Tales From the Crypt _ all the time.
Example: The ignorant sheriff made his
cryptkeeper's call, a comment about how the
homeless should all be put in jail--and was
immediately eaten by zombies.
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crystal
ball: Tool
used to evaluate whether or not to proceed in a
certain direction. (Pre-cyberage fortune tellers
used crystal balls to predict the future.)
Example: Before you pull that trigger,
check your crystal ball. You may not like where
you're heading.
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Cubed
Ice: A
wanna-be rapper or someone who freestyle raps
very well.
Someone who pretends to be ghetto and actually
means it.
Example: That Leemore be one Cubed Ice,
look at her freestyle.
There's some weird Cubed Ice kid in my class, he
keeps calling me B.
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cuberat:
Office
workers and other corporate minions--they live in
cubicles, see.
Example: I used to be a cuberat, then I
got promoted. Have my own office with a window
now--pretty cheap furniture, though.
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Cubeville:
The
part of an office where cubicles are set up as
the main work space.
Example: Hey, the guys in cubeville are
prairie-doggin'!
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cubic:
A
3D, updated version of the slang term square. To
be unhip; out of touch with the times; a prude.
Example: Bob hasn't wanted to have any fun
lately. He's been acting so cubic.
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cubic
cow: 1.
The Gateway logo
2. A Gateway computer
3. The Gateway company
Example: If your computer is a genuine
Gateway, it should have a cubic cow on the front.
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cubicell:
Cubicle.
Example: Corporate policy allows me to
have up to three personal items in my cubicell.
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cuckoldafied:
To
be made a cuckold.
Example: Was I cuckoldafied when he kissed
my girlfriend?
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cueless:
The
blank expression on a newsreader's face when the
autocue breaks down.
Example: When they cut to camera 5 and for
a moment, he looked totally cueless.
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cuggin:
Chunk
of hard snot found in your nose.
Example: Look at that cuggin in Trevor's
nose.
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cugus:
junk
Example: get rid of the cugus
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Cuhht:
K-ut.
Damn, or smiliar to the term dag.
Example: Cuhht, that Keith is so fine.
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Cullum:
That
which can't be explained. Just is.
Example: To be at one with the Cullum you
must shminkelate your Fleugin.
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cultural
latency: The
converse of cultural literacy, which measures how
versed one is on the music, literature, and
events of the times, cultural latency is a
measure of how far behind the times one has
become.
Example: Chuck's dad still thinks that
going into the crane position from _Karate Kid_
when he pretends to fight is still hysterical.
If my dad had a 17-year cultural latency, I'd
die.
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cunny:
a
beautiful girl with attitude
Example:
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cupcake:
A
group of people participating in an activity.
Example: Come join our cupcake.
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curley:
On
edge or anxious; needing to be straightened out.
Example: He was all curley about having to
give a big presentation.
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curridious:
To
be worried and curious at the same time.
Example: Is everything good between the
two of them? Because I am very curridious.
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curry:
(n)
Person who transfers files from one site to
another.
(v) To fxp data across remote sites.
Example: I need some new curries on my
site.
Did you curry the new DMX?
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cursmidgen:
A
word to measure something which is very small
Example: Ok, I want you all to move a
cursmidgen to the left.
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cushiony:
Soft,
plush.
Example: That chair is very cushiony.
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cusstress:
A
woman who lives off the hard labors and support
of a man, but curses him behind his back while
acting out the part of a loving partner. A
cusstress usually exhibits a hysterical
personality type. A man-cursing actress.
ORIGIN OF WORD: Combination of parts of the words
cussing and actress.
Example: That cusstress was his mistress,
then his wife, then became his ex-wife when he
finally found out her true character.
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custom:
An
especially well-integrated modification to a
vehicle; often sarcastic.
Example: You used electrical tape on your
stereo connections, huh? Wow, that's custom.
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customer
vigilante: A
fellow customer (always some stranger) who tries
to help you find something in a store or offers
free advice about a product. The key traits of a
customer vigilante are that she is NEVER asked
for her input, she tries to take on the role of a
customer service
representative, and her advice is always wrong.
Example: You: I wonder if the new
Jamiroquai CD is out yet.
Customer Vigilante: I saw some Jamiroquai CDs on
a shelf on the other side of the store.
You: That's the discount rack for old CDs.
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cut:
When
someone is very hurt and upset
Example: 'My boyfriend just dumped me! I'm
so cut'
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cut
grass: To
steal someone's girlfriend.
Example: Don't hit me, I wasn't trying to
cut your grass.
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cut
the mullet: to
move out of Arkansas
Example: Uncle Billy Bob left Arkansas, so
I guess you can sau, He cut the mullet.
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cutalicious:
Deliciously
cute.
Example: My dog is sooo cutalicious.
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cutiful:
This
is used to describe someone who is in either
between cute and beautiful or is both. It came
from my 7 year old daughter Chrissie.
Example: Suzanne is really cutiful.
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cutify:
to
bring cuteness to, to assign a factor of cute to
something. If gone too far, this can be very
annoying.
Example: Sammie knew it had gone to far
when his friend tried to cutify everything
by calling bananas bananies, and forks forkies.
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cutissimo:
Ultimate
state of cuteness.
Example: You look super cutissimo today.
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cuts
rock: That's
hard, that's cool, the idea is good.
Example: A: Hey, let's the cash 2 ways
instead of 3--you and me. B: That idea cuts rock
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cutsey-pukesy:
Something
couples (especially new ones) do that they think
is very cute but makes you want to hurl.
Example: Tara's totally cutesy-pukesy when
she's with Clint.
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cuttin
up some mean rug: Doing
well on the dance floor.
Example: He is cuttin up some mean rug
over there.
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cuttin'
shapes: When
one is on fire on the dance floor
Example: Melli sure is cuttin' shapes.
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cutting
glass: used
describing very cold weather refering to nipples
getting hard
Example: Can we hurry it up here? It's
freezing and I'm cutting glass!
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cuttlerized:
Not
possessing any intelligence.
Example: Adam answers a question with his
usual blank stare and repies, I don't know.
His co-worker then says, Jeez, has your brain
been cuttlerized?
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cuzim:
Abbreviation
of because I am, sign of inteligence and
abstract thought.
Example: cuzim TNT, watch me explode
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Cuzzo:
Cousin.
Example: What's up, cuzzo?
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cyber
digits: A
person's email address, URL, instant messaging
screen name, or other web-related contact info.
Derived from the slang term digits, referring to
a person's phone number.
Example: I just got that cute guy's cyber
digits. I'm going to email him tomorrow.
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cyberbiotic:
Antidote
for computer viruses.
Example: I used a cyberbiotic to get rid
of the X3D2 virus.
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cyberbug:
Person
who spends too many hours on the internet.
Example: You're being a cyberbug. Let's go
to a movie. We haven't done anything together in
weeks.
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cybercastration:
Inability
to connect to the internet due to your provider's
activities.
Example: Can't get on the net tonight.
I've been cybercastrated.
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cyberchondriac:
The
constant belief or suspicion that your PC is
infected with a computer virus.
Example: Leslie is a cyberchondriac; she
thinks her PC has a virus.
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cyberdazzle:
To
surprisingly attract the attention of another
on-line. To electronically dazzle and engage.
Example: David's candid loquaciousness and
indomitable wit in an on-line chat room
cyberdazzled me.
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cyberian:
A
state of mentality wherein all things of a
noncomputer status become uncommunicatable to the
average person.
Example: I tried to talk to him but he's
too cyberian to communicate with. OR Cyberians
don't converse, they interface..
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cyberlizing:
includes
all the various ways we socialize through the
internet(cyberspace).
Example: Instant messaging,chat
rooms,e-mails,posting,etc.. are some of the more
popular form of cyberlizing.
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cyberologist:
A
person who studies the behavor and practices of
people on the internet.
Example: He became a research cyberologist
because of the need for studies that would
produce
an understanding of human behavor interaction
with a new communication and advertising media.
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cyberphobia:
Jealousy
of another's online affair.
Example: She's calling off the engagement
because she caught him talking to another woman
online.
She suffers from cyberphobia.
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cybertician:
A
specialist at spending multiple hours staring at
a screen and pushing noisy little buttons.
This person presents varied emotions directly
related to the most recent button pushed.
Example: My favorite cybertician froze
when she noticed that the delete button was
pushed.
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cybertrash:
An
avatar composed of, and dispelling digital refuse
online.
Example: That's not a bona fide chatter.
That is cybertrash.
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cyberwocky:
From
Lewis Carroll's poem Jabberwocky, this word
refers to any kind of humourous nonsense
propagated through the internet.
Example: That email you forwarded me is
pure cyberwocky.
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cybironic:
A
situation where someone says she is the exact
opposite of what she actually is when describing
herself
online.
Ways to tell: I could stand to lose a few
pounds...is probably a model.
I'm not fat, if that's what you mean...you need a
running start to hug her.
Example: She said she wasn't fat, then we
met, and I had to look twice to see all of her.
She's definitely cybironic.
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cynasm:
Crossbreed
between cynicism and sarcasm, because sometimes
the difference between the two is marginal.
Example: Aren't we behaving like a
cynastic bitch today ?
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cyte:
Added
for emphasis after an impressive deed has been
accomplished.
Example: Ted (after dunking on Ed): Cyte!
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