n'uch:
Nno
such.
Example: There's n'uch things as dragons.
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n00b:
A
newcomer or novice--newbie.
Example: That n00b didn't know what he was
doing; all the experienced players laughed at
him.
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nachtwesay:
(V)
To erase a thought from memory. Used by itself,
with a waving hand motion over the eyes.
Example: Ahhh, nachtwesay!
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nada
lotta: A
whole lot of nothing.
Example: What did you think of your blinda
date? Nada lotta.
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Nader:
A
dangerously designed car or thing.
Example: A: Do you remember the Suzuki
Samurai's that would flip over all the time?
I used to see those Naders with the bumper
stickers upside down...
so you could read them when they flipped over!
B: We redesigned the C5 Corvette extensively. We
didn't want to make it a Nader.
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Nader:
a
fat turkey or farm animal looking person.
Example: AHHHHHH! THERE IS A BLONDE NADER
HEADED MY WAY!
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Nadgered:
To
be tired, knackered. (Especially used in rural
parts of Southern England)
Example: I've had a hard day at work and
I'm totally nadgered.
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Nadmit:
No
admittance.
Example: I'd go to the movie, but it's
nadmit for people under 18.
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naff:
(adj)
Lame, stupid, dumb, idiotic.
Example: What was he thinking? That was a
naff thing to do!
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nail:
Hairstyle
featuring an abrupt transition from longish hair
on top to much shorter hair on the sides.
Example: See that kid over there? The one
with the blue t-shirt and the nail?
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nail:
Cigarette--short
version of coffin nail--slang from the '20s to
'40s and later.
Example: Can I bum a nail from you? I'll
go buy us a pack in a little bit.
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nake:
Wearing
almost no clothing, to be sparsely clothed.
Example: Luckily my girlfriend and I were
only nake when my mom walked in.
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naked:
To
be embarrassed. [ED. John must have noticed how
much how embarrassed looks like bare-assed.
Example: I spilled my drink on the floor
in front my friends and felt pretty naked.
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nakieisha:
A
queen.
Example: The nakeisha is on her way to the
dance.
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Name
TV: Internet
domain name that is either really great or really
stupid.
Example: You own pseudodictionary.com?
NameTV, baby, NameTV.
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namedrop:
v. -
To casually mention the name of a high status
person within a conversation, in order to gain
the respect of the listener. (also namedropping,
or n. - namedropper)
Example: I feel so intimidated at these
Hollywood parties! Everyone I meet is
namedropping all over the place!
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nameen:
short
for you know what i mean?
Example: When I say jump, you say how
high. nameen?
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Namestorm:
To
brainstorm names for a company or product.
[Ressi-ism]
Example: Ok, we're going to have a serious
namestorm right now.
[see wildfire]
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Namethattuneism:
Remembering
a few key lines of a song, but not enough to
determine the title or describe the song to
anyone else
Example: Lionel: argh, if i could only
remember that song
Jenny: what song?
Lionel: it goes something like: i can't see me
loving nobod but you.. do do dee doo...
Jenny: sorry, no idea, sounds like a bad case of
Namethattuneism
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nanatechnology:
the
effect of design completion by banana gas -
usually manifested as ripening, but in this case
applied to slightly broken things kept in a
drawer for months in the hope that they will work
again when you take them out next year sometime.
Batteries and floppy disks are examples of things
you'd put in a drawer instead of throwing away
when they don't work.
Example: *** note - this is cut 'n' pasted
from my 'Healing Drawers' submission to
halfbakery. jutta suggested I stick it here for
posteriority. ***
Most of us who are into technology in the
slightest have probably gone down the road of
pretending this idea is baked.
Most of us have put broken items, flat batteries,
non-working floppy discs etc. into a certain
drawer we have. Where, along with all the other
mixed up items, coaxial ethernet cards, pocket
lasers that never get used, business cards,
ancient CD-Roms and whatever else, miraculously
the battery emerges many months later with a few
minutes of life / the floppy is readable for long
enough to rescue.
Goodness knows how this actually works -
scientists currently think that it works by a
kind of encoding based around the order and
constituency of socks that have passed through
the vortex, powered by a sort of cold fusion
dissemination, using ball point pens as fuel. Or
something.
Well, why not have an actual drawer with actual
analytical powers, and hopefully the next step -
resurrection powers. This could be achieved using
nanatechnology. This is a form of technology that
uses banana gas, to form catalytic actions based
on the eventual outcome of the planned pattern of
progress and design in an item.
Usually, this manifests itself in ripening -
here, in our healing drawer however, it results
in things 'getting better' in such a way that we
all magically hope it would in any ordinary
passive drawer.
That it does in ordinary drawers, to some extent,
could be explained by the likelihood that you, or
someone in your street, has had some bananas
around at some point during the object's
hibernation in your drawer.
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nancy
neuter: Uptight,
prissy person.
Not willing to try anything new.
Example: To someone who is afraid to do
something, eat something, or see something new,
you say, Don't be such a nancy neuter.
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Nanologicaltancature:
A
language consisting of short, small words.
Example: James spoke in
nanologicaltancature to the kids.
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nanotized:
An
extreme reduction in the physical size of an
object.
Example: Over the years the transistor has
been nanotized.
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nape:
From
Vietnam War GIs. To napalm, to use napalm, to
completely obliterate something or someone. A
shutout or totally wasting your opponents in a
death match.
Example: The Padres lost 27-0. They got
naped.
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naplash:
The
violent muscle contraction that often occurs as
you transition between sleep and wakefulness.
Applicable to all such tics and twitches, but
especially to jerks of the head after nodding off
in a car or plane.
Example: I enjoy watching other people on
planes suffer from naplash.
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Napnesia:
A
feeling of profound disorientation after
awakening from a daytime nap.
Example: After I woke up, my napnesia was
so bad I couldn't remember the day of the week or
if it was morning or afternoon.
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napster:
(v)
1. To abruptly cut off a song just before the
end. 2. To interrupt
Example: 1. It's a song, but it's
napsterred at the last second. 2. Don't napster
me! I have something important to say.
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napster
guilt: buying
a cd that you already have in MP3 format already
because you feel like a chump for ripping off
musicians
Example: I have napster-guilt so I bought
the new Radiohead album anyway.
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napster
snob: One
who sets Maximum simultaneous outbound transfers
per user in Napster to zero, thereby not allowing
anybody to download his MP3s.
Example: Jim has some great MP3s on his
hard drive. Lotta good it does anyone else--he's
napster snob.
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Napsterbation:
Spending
hours downloading songs you don't even like,
because you can
Example: In 3 hours of napsterbation, I
got the complete works of the Partridge Family
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napsturbation:
Using
Napster when offline, to avoid sharing files
Example: Bob wasn't online according to my
hotlist, so I assumed he was napsturbating.
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napule:
A
brief nap, usually in the afternoon, often
including a dog or two and your sweetheart. Also,
during the week when one should be working.
Example: Wanna take a napule? I need a
napule. That was the best napule in a long time.
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napulous:
(adj.)
Feeling like one could take a nap.
Example: Listening to a boring lecture
after eating a heavy lunch left him feeling
particularly napulous.
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narapoia:
That
uneasy feeling that you are unintentionally
following someone.
Example: I drove my usual route home and
there was a car in front of me the whole way.
I got such a bad case of narapoia, that I kept
going past my house until it was safe.
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Narc:
One
who tattles, the act of tattling.
Example: That tool just Narc-ed me out!
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narc:
To
fall asleep suddenly, specifically from the lack
of sleep. Often used in the context of college.
Derived from narcolepsy.
Example: Your couch is so comfortable, I
could narc out right here.
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narcosleepy:
A
feeling of being so intensely tired that one is
convinced one is suffering from narcolepsy.
Example: I know it's early, but I'm truly
narcosleepy right now.
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narf:
A
word usually said after laughing after one of
your own jokes. From _Pinky and the Brain_.
Example: So I said, Tell me about it! HA
HA HA! Narf!
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narf:
A
stupid, bumbling person.
Example: Andrea I have too many narfs in
your life.
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narf:
Snarf.
To shovel food into one's mouth very fast and
messily.
Example: Quit narfing your food, Chris.
You look like a pig.
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nargle:
A
nargle is one of those really annoying, cloying
people who makes you want to tear your hair out.
Example: Roseanne is a nargle to end all
nargles.
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narkit/fair
narkit: Scottish
slang. Narkit = angry. Fair narkit = pretty darn
angry.
Example: Your wee laddie made me fair
narkit.
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narkmaster:
A
person who is in a bad mood.
Example: John: `Where's Sarah?' Kevin:`She
was being such a narkmaster that I left without
her.'
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narky
potato: stupid
or irritating person.
Example: nobody likes a narky potato
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narraty:
Usually
preceded by that's my... A proclamation of one's
sincerity; an affirmation.
Example: Are you serious? That's my
narraty, dog.
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narrowgulleted:
a
person born with only a thin passage in their
throat
Example: Martha was too narrowgulleted to
eat large sandwiches
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narsty:
Extremely
nasty.
Example: Whew, that smell is narsty.
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narvey:
A
hairy bastard, often large and ogre-like as well.
Example: Dave, you're a bloody narvey!
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nasa:
Your
significant other.
Example: I can't hang out with the guys
tonight, I have to go see nasa.
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nasadal:
No
ass at all.
Example: That chick has nasadal. Help is
on the way with science.
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nasodenial:
The
delusion shared by televised baseball players and
motorists stopped in traffic that no one can see
them publicly picking their noses.
Example: Ugh, the director groaned. Camera
two, pan away. That outfielder is in serious
nasodenial.
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nast:
Generic
noun for anything nasty. Similar in texture to
mung.
Example: The drain was clogged,so I
augered out a ton of vile nast and it works fine
now.
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Nasta:
Pasta
that is eaten with corn chips.
Example: At first I thought it was pasta,
then I thought it was nachos, now I realise it
was nasta.
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nastified:
A
combination of nasty and putrefied. Extremely
disgusting to the point of being repulsive.
Example: Check out the mold on those
dishes. That's nastified.
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Natch:
Naturally.
To clarify something that pretty obviously fits
and doesn't require any more than a one word
response.
Example: A. So we're going to Tomb Raider
FOR SURE! Opening night, right? B. Natch.
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nation:
Used
by CDN Bobsled wannabe's to describe an effort so
good that the performer should be on the national
team.
Example: Paula set a track record last
night. She was nation.
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naughties:
To
describe the current decade.
Example: Great music from the eighties,
nineties and the naughties.
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naughty:
not
behaviour, describes an item, usually clothes,
meaning ugly or looking bad.
Example: Those shoes are naughty.
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navel-fluff:
The
lint that collects within the belly-button
cavity.
Note: This word is unknown to people with outies
(where the belly-button protudes out, not in).
Example: Look at all my navel-fluff. I
could make a jumper out of that.
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naven:
an
idiot, a jerk, ala Steve Martin's character Naven
Johnson in The Jerk
Example: You've never parallel parked
before in your life, have you? What a naven.
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Naw:
Naw
means no. Just plain no.
Example: John said Naw I don't want to go
to the lake.
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nay:
A
condescending way to say hell no.
Example: Frat Dork: Will you go with me to
the fraternity semi-formal?
Cool Girl: Umm, nay. Do I look like hang out with
people who buy their friends?
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nazi:
Any
person who feels that they must deprive you of
something just because they want to
or that they own an extremely popular soup shop.
Example: That damn soup nazi told me No
soup fer you! Come back, tree years!
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nazi
gambit: The
rhetorical habit of being unable to disagree with
anyone without accusing them of being Nazis.
Example: Professor David Pense is a dab
hand at the old Nazi Gambit.
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Nazi-Stache:
The
mustache style that Hitler had. The little
press-on one.
Example: He's got a Nazi-stache. Must be
the next Hitler
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nazza:
Not
really.
Example: Do you want to get some food?
Nazza.
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NBA:
Nice
Big Arse. When a chick has a really nice
backside.
Example: Jacqueline has a NBA.
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NBC:
Nobody
Cares.
Example: So she took you to the cleaners
and also trashed your reputation? Don’t you
get it? NBC.
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ne:
nay
Almost like huh? only used when no one is/has
said anything to you, and its said, not only to
tell them you don't understand, but that you want
their attention
Example: ne! I'm over here! Whats going on
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neanderthilic:
One
who is like a neanderthal; an ill mannered
person;a large, clumsy individual.
Example: His neanderthilic behavior was
threatening to ruin the party.
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nearest
and dearest: Your
absolute best buddy in the whole wide world.
Example: You are my nearest and dearest.
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nearn:
A
dork, someone you think can't get a clue, dimwit.
Example: Bill, you are such a nearn.
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neat:
Bar
room slang for straight up.
Example: I'll have a whisky neat with a
beer back.
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neatolicious:
The
extreme form of neat or neato.
Example: I'll pick ya up at 8.
Neatolicious.
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neck
drapery: Used
to describe the layer of fatty tissue built up
under the jaw--synonymous with double-chin or
wattle.
Example: I think my boyfriend's neck
drapery is causing him to snore.
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neck
joey: A
built-up layer of fat under a person's jaw that
makes a person to appear have a double chin.
The joey part of this word is derived from a
kangaroos pouch, known as a joey-pouche.
Example: David, who was so skinny he was
called stick-boy in high school, now sported a
neck joey,
a result of countless pitchers of Milwaukee's
best and BIG M Subs.
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neckbeard:
Short
curly hair growing on the back of your neck.
Example: Can you shave my neckbeard for
me? I am beginning to look like a furry beast.
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Necrocosm:
1. A
dead system or world 2. Vision that is no longer
subject to life.
Example: After nuclear winter, Earth was
reduced to a necrocosm.
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nectar
of the clods: Coffee,
expecially the first cup in the morning.
Example: Ahhh, morning coffee, nectar of
the clods.
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ned:
A
low form of human, usually male and sporting Fila
or Kappa colours.
Example: Guy staring at you aggressively,
making it clear he wants to harm you physically?
That'll be a Ned.
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neddy:
A
foolish person, particularly somebody who is
useless with technology.
Thanks to Mrs C Williams, Bishop of Llandaff High
School.
Example: If any old neddy walked in here
she wouldn't know a piggin' thing about
AN-THRO-PO-METRICS.
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nedogodemophobiac:
Someone
who can and does talk a lot, but when giving a
presentation collapses into total speechlessness.
Example: Ryan is a nedogodemophobiac. He
completely bombed on his speech.
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Needing
a Taco: The
state of being in which a person is taking him-
or herself wayyyyy too seriously. Most commonly
used in the context of love and romance. (Taken
from the South Park cd Chef Aid in which Chef
gives Meatloaf a taco because he gets carried
away singing about Meredith Baxter-Birney.)
Example: Now that is a man in dire need of
a taco!
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NeedlessMarkup:
An
apt description of the department store Neiman
Marcus.
Example: 1: You paid ninety bucks for that
shirt? 2: What do you expect? It's from
NeedlessMarkup.
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needlister:
A
person who makes lists for no appparent reason.
Example: Bob is a needlister--he just made
a list of all the people in the phone book with
his last name.
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negligeent:
Describes
a condition in which you absentmindedly answer
the door in your nightie.
Example: I can't believe I was so
negligeent that I answered the door for the FedEx
guy wearing my naughty nightie.
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negs:
short
form of negative
Example: Do buffalo have wings? Negs!
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neh?:
1.
Don't you think? Used to question the wisdom or
veracity of something.
2. Right?
Used to ask if a bit of information is right.
Originally Japanese slang. Always used at the end
of a sentence, like the French n'est-ce pas?
Example: 1. Eating three baskets of French
fries in an hour is a little much, neh?
2. Utah is south of Idaho, neh? I always get the
big states out west confused.
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Neil:
Can
be one of two things. To be extremely insane, or
to do something incredibly embarrassing.
Example: 1. Richard was being a Neil last
night--he said he worked in a fish factory.
2. Tom Green does a Neil every day.
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Nekedwork(ing):
Pronounced:
(rapidly) Neck-Ed-Working. This word should be
substituted in casual/business conversations
about Networking. If asked what you said, insist
you merely said networking.
Example: We need to add another port to
the Nekedwork.
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nelly:
It's
like coolio
Example: That shirt is nelly!
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nematoad:
1.
An elusive pond animal that was always being
sought after in the television show _Doug_. (A
nematode in the show?)
2. To describe someone who does something in such
a ridiculous or excessive manner that it is quite
humorous.
Example: Whenever I try to sell my used
CDs to the record store, the guy who works there
inspects them like a nematoad. He whips out a
magnifying glass to look for scratches.
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nen-em
m's: How
a 4-year old describes candy-coated chocolate
candies.
Example: Daddy, Katy took the rest of my
nen-em m's and I know cuz she got's them in her
mouth now.
Make her give me back my nen-em m's!.
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neo
maxi zoom dweebe: An
extended version for the word moron.
Example: That guy Chris is a neo maxi zoom
dweebe.
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neonazifem:
Woman
involved in the feminist movement.
Usually wearing combat boots and having short
hair.
Something along those lines.
Example: Ooh, noooooh, How did I end up
involved in a conversation about shaving with
this neonazifem.?
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neotrad:
Short
for neo-traditionalist. One who tries to embody
anachronistic behaviours or appearance.
Example: Where are all these neotrads
coming from; there isn't a retro shop in this
town.
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nerbie:
Someone
who is book smart, but street dumb
Example: Chris is such a nerbie.
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nerd-e-bonics:
computer
speak or technical talk used by nerds that normal
non-nerd people don't understand.
Example:
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nerdbox:
computer
Example: Spending time on the nerdbox
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nerdcake:
A
smart but soft person.
Example: Sean shouldn't be such a nerdcake
because people will continue to take advantage of
him.
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nerding
out: Having
a sudden attack of abnormally high nerdy or geeky
feelings and impulses.
Example: I walked into the computer lab
and immediately started nerding out -- I must
have drank three gallons of Tang and sat there
programming for eight hours.
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nerdlinger:
Someone
who does something slightly nerdish, while being
otherwise cool.
Example: A: Yeah, I went to a LAN the
other night.
B: Oh, nerdlinger.
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nerdlode:
Matter
formed when an IT department spontaneously
congeals.
This usually happens when the department is left
to its own devices
for more than 5 years with the same
infrastructure and technologies.
Managers (and cleaners) abandon and forget the
area before it finally goes critical.Occasionally
Lode Raiders break into a nerdload to extract
valuable Star Wars collectibles and Lara Croft
memorabilia.
Example: Pizza boxes crunched as he forced
open the door.
He sniffed the air: rarely washed t-shirts,
disappointment, and that strange minestrone soup
smell.
His canary fainted. This was pure nerdlode.
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nerdly:
Nerdy,
but in a respectable and admirable way.
Example: Adam's really great in science.
He's a real nerdly guy.
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nerdvana:
The
infinite bliss of technical perfection.
Example: On configuring the final router,
I reached nerdvana.
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nerf:
In
motor racing, when one car bumps another without
it being severe enough to be called a crash.
Example: ...and that was Villeneuve
nerfing Frentzen off the track.
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nerf:
When
something that was not intended (and being used
as an exploit) in a computer game
is edited in a patch it, (the exploit) is said to
be nerfed.
Example: The golden gun in James Bond
needs to be nerfed.
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NERFAR:
Acronym:
Not Emotionally Ready For A Relationship.
Example: Sam wouldn't go out with Jane.
Said he didn't have the time. Personally, I think
he's just NERFAR.
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Nergh:
An
annoyed or discontented sound
Example: Nergh, I hate geometry...
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nertz:
The
tiny slivers of rubber left on paper after
erasing.
Example: I tried to be neat, but there
were nertz all over my paper.
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Nes:
Neither
yes nor no, a one word answer to get you out of
trouble.
Example: Have you been throwing berries at
cars, Jon?
Nes.
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nespa:
Is
that not so?--challenging the other person to
contradict you.
Example: Yeah? Well, YOU were the one who
wanted us to come here in the first place. Nespa?
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ness:
to
be used in place of coolness or wickedness
Example: When finding out he had won $100
in the football pool, Scott said ness!
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ness:
Used
in place of any noun. Comes in handy when it
becomes impossible to identify what you desire.
Example: Hey, can you hand me the thing
between the stuff and the ness? Thanks.
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net-yocks:
The
jokes that are sent by email.
Example: Most of the net-yocks that arrive
from friends are pretty corny, but a few contain
real kernels of truth.
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netcafe:
An
establishment that provides a non-library study
and play environment with access to computers,
internet resources, and food services.
Example: I am going down to the netcafe to
study.
Let's go down to the netcafe and surf the
internet.
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netlag:
Suffered
by many people attempting to access the same
website that uses an underclassed server,
a description of a slow internet connection.
Example: Sorry I could not get the file
for you sooner, I was suffering from netlag.
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Netscape-thing:
The
word that an Internet-Explorer-only using HTML
programming geek uses to try and disguise his
sloppy non-cross-browser programming skills.
Usually said with an air of indignance.
Example: Um, well, no - that table won't
look right to you - it's a Netscape-thing. Now,
if you look at it in Internet Explorer...
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netscapegoat:
(n)
Something that can be blamed for faults with or
from the internet.
Example: Bill is using the server as a
netscapegoat instead of his poor skills with
computers.
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netutient:
Miserable.
Example: What a netutient day. There's no
blue sky anywhere
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network
nazi: Term
referring to IT support personnel, typically
working for a large corporation, who impose
arbitrary production-inhibiting rules about what
software and hardware is allowed on the company
LAN.
Example: The network nazis took out my
CD-ROM drive because it was non-standard
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neur:
Verbal
shrug of indifference.
Example: Me: What do you want to do today?
You: Neur.
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Neuticle:
Term
used for a prosthetic testicle.
Example: When the doctors removed Duke's
cancerous testicle, they put in a neuticle as
ballast.
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neutron:
(adj)
describes something extremely impressive. Origin
- since the neutron bomb is the most destructive
bomb, describing something as neutron means that
it is more impressive than something that is just
the bomb.
Example: I went to see the Ween concert
last night. It was neutron!
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neven:
Not
even.
Example: I don't neven like it.
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neville:
Someone
of no note. From Australian slang Neville Nobody.
Example: You think you're good, but you're
just a neville.
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newbie:
Beginner,
new kid on the block, player new to a computer
game, etc.
Example: We knew he was a newbie because
he typed in all caps.
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newbie
influx: A
net occurrence which happens after
Christmas--when people have recieved their new
computer, complete with ISP CD).
Most noticeable in chat rooms were they often
crash and burn.
Example: Beware of confused and desperate
IMs, newbie influx in effect.
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newce:
Collective
noun for nephews and nieces.
Example: This year I can't afford to buy
Christmas presents for all of my newce.
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newgart:
A
complete jerk, uninvolved distant moron.
Example: I could tell he was a newgart
when I first herd him speak.
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newjack:
Cool.
Example: Those shoes you got are newjack.
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news
syllogism: Adding
2 and 2 to get 5. The unique logical process by
which all news stories derive their conclusion.
Example: A news syllogism: Kids who watch
more TV before the age of two commit more crime
in their teens.
Some TV programmes depict crime. Watching TV
crime causes real crime. [ED. Please provide an
email address.]
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nexialist:
One
who knows absolutely nothing about anything, but
posts hyperlinks to data that support whatever
his position of the day is.
Example: Uh oh, looks like we have another
nexialist on the newsgroup.
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NEXTHETIS:
mean
the superior level of the poetical inspiration,a
sort of extasy,but even deeper,where is realized
a perfect harmony between soul,body and spirit.
Example: Paul falled in nexthetis,and his
creations are wonderfulls.By writting day by day
a poem,just in this way is possible to acquire
nexthetis.
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nexting:
The
act of blindly clicking the Next buttons on
software installation dialogs.
Example: I'm nexting through the dialogs.
I hope it installs right.
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NFBSK:
Not
For British School Kids. Used to replaces swear
words on the snopes message boards
(www.snopes2.com/message)
Example: I heard that if you NFBSK an
apple pie, you can seriously scald your NFBSK.
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NGE:
Acronym
for Not (or Never) Good Enough.
Example: No matter how hard he worked it
was always NGE, and he was thought of as NGE, so
he
stopped trying to please others.
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Ni:
A
word describing pleasant feelings twoards the
previous subject matter in a conversation or
otherwise.
Example: So i said rectum? I totaled the
guy! Hahaha! Ahhh...ni.
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Niarcky
Buolstey: Combination
of the names Nick Nolte and Gary Busey. It refers
to the common mortal shell both of these
thespians inhabit. Don't let them fool you.
Example: Niarcky Buolstey has been doing a
lot of non-regulation movies lately, what ever
happened to quality flicks like _Under Siege_ and
_48 Hours_?
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nibling:
Gender-neutral
term for niece or nephew
Example: My sister's three daughters and
her son are my four niblings.
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Nibs:
The
little things on the ends of shoelaces.
Example: The nibs on my laces make it
easier to lace up my shoes.
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nickel:
This
word is used when someone very stupid thinks they
know what they are talking about. They are called
nickels because their input is worth about 5
cents!
Example: Will you listen to the nonsense
spweing out of Cutulio's mouth, well, thats cause
he's a damn Nickel
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nickel
in the can: Five
years in jail.
Example: Keeping mouthing off to the judge
and you're going to get a nickel in the can.
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nickel
ninety-five: A
very small amount of money, or a low salary from
a job.
Example: I've been working my tail off for
the last two years, and I'm still only making a
nickel ninety-five.
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NiCMO:
Non-Committal
Making Out
Example: Bert: I saw you kissing that guy
at the party. Is he your boyfriend? Ernie: No, it
was just NiCMO.
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nicotime:
The
years added to someone's appearance because of a
long smoking habit.
Example: Her ID says she's 27 but she
looks 40 because of nicotime.
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nif:
To
be great, nifty.
Example: Matt's a very nif driver.
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nifters:
It
means something is really neat, or its really
awesome (like nifty)
Example: When the girl saw the awesome
shirt, she thought it was very nifters.
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nifto:
(adj)
nifty, cool.
Example: Hey! I found five bucks! Nifto!
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nifty:
Just
extremely cool
Example: after you've seen a skater jump
over a car, you could say: nifty!
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nifty-tifty:
Nifty,
cool
Example: That calculator's nifty tifty.
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nigglywiggly:
The
little paper tag hanging out of the top of a
Hershey's Kiss
Example: My Hershey's Kiss had two
nigglywigglies; that means that somewhere in the
world, another Kiss doesn't have one!
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night
monkey: Going
out in to the middle of the night and running
around like an idiot to get rid of one's nervous
energy.
Example: We've been working on this
project for 15 hours straight and I can't sit
still any more.
Let's night monkey.
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nightclub
kamikaze: When
there are two guys together, one good looking,
one ugly, the nightclub kamikaze is the gal who
occupies the ugly one in order to give her friend
a shot at the good-looking one.
Example: No greater love hath a woman than
when she nightclub kamikazes for a friend.
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nightmare
symbol: Diamond-shaped
face symbol indicating a nightmare in a
dreambook.
Example: What's that?
That's ma nightmare symbol.!
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nightrider:
A
woman of the night.
Example: She got a high being a
nightrider, capturing all the men she could.
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nightsomatic:
Someone
who prefers the night as opposed to the day; a
night owl.
Example: Joanie's a real nightsomatic.
She's always going to bed about the time I get up
to go to work and vice versa.
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nij:
Shortened
form of the word 'need'. However must be used in
conjunction woth 'Need you'
Example: Hey baby, you know i will always
nij ya (as in i will always need ya)
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nik:
Can
be any part of speech. Used especially when you
can't remember a specific word. (See also:
crombie, sappa, nik.)
Example: Where is my ... nik? I know I
left it right here.
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nilla:
same
thing as nigga...just for white people instead
=)..somtimes can be used with an H on the end
Example: wsup nillah!
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nilpertains:
Has
nothing to do with.
Example: It nilpertains my being here.
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nimrod:
another
way of telling someone they are an idiot
Example: That nimrod ran into my car.
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nine:
short
for a nine-millimeter automatic handgun.
Example:
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nine:
Street
slang for a 9-millimeter gun. Also refered to as
a 9 milli.
Example: Don't make me sneak you up with
this nine.
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niner:
A
freak or weirdo. From the movie The Wedding
Singer in which all of the weirdos
are seated at table nine.
Example: Hey, look at that weirdo over
there! What a niner!
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nineteen-longtime:
used
instead of a super long time ago or say, back in
19whatever.
Example: member so and so? i haven't seen
him since nineteen-longtime!
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Ninja:
Ninja
is a Multiuse word, it can replace a
person/place/thing or it can replace an action.
Example: Whut up Ninja! Yo how bout you
ninja me a pop juggalo? Me and Chris ninja'd his
PS2 outta his house I move like the ninja!
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ninja:
An
act of supreme physical skill unperformable by
mere mortals, a
s can frequently be seen in a Jackie Chan film
for example.
Example: Wow, did you see that? Those were
some ninja styles.
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ninja
(from ICP): used
to describe a person, especially male. Also a fan
of ICP...another name for Juggalo.
Example: Jason, that ninja, just gave me a
whole two liter of Faygo. Or, Jason, that ninja,
just took my last two liter of Faygo.
Another Example: "Whud Up Ninja. U Here The
Wraith Lately"
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Ninja
Master: Used
by me and some of my friends to mean that someone
is very cool.
To add emphasis Stealth Ninja Master should do
nicely.
Example: I'm a real Ninja Master, huh?
Response:No, you're a Stealth Ninja Master.
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ninjaed,
stealth-moded: To
take slyly and secretly.
Example: What the...? Who ninjaed my hot
pocket?
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ninjaly:
Nin
juh lee, To perform a feat with such remarkable
precision, especially when surprised, so as to
appear ninja-like.
Example: Did you how ninjaly Mark caught
that vase?
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nintendicide:
Intentionally
killing yourself in a video game so you can go do
something else that is deemed more important.
Example: I had to commit nintendicide last
night because my parents insisted I call it a
night and my lousy game doesn't allow for saves.
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nintenditis:
Any
hand injury caused by excessive video-game
playing.
Example: We played Mario Party for eight
hours. By the end we all had severe cases of
nintenditis.
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nip:
To
have a small taster of an item currently being
enjoyed by a friend - borrowing a portion
Example: Can I have a nip on that beer ?
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nipplage:
When
nipples are visible through clothing because they
are cold.
Example: Check out the nipplage on that
one.
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nippley:
Chilly;
cold.
Example: It's a bit nippley outside today.
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nipplitis:
getting
so cold your nipples stand on end
Example: Damn man she's got a bad case of
nipplitis
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nipply:
When
the temperature drops to the extent that allows
one's nipples have the ability to cut glass.
Example: It sure is nipply today. My
high-beams are on.
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Nitl:
Not
In This Lifetime.
Example: So, Luccia, are you going to go
on a second date with Chris? NITL!
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Nitus:
Cool,
to be cool, to describe something cool.
Example: That is one nitus song.
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Njgaack:
Unspeakable
substances that find their way into your mouth,
like earwax,
axle grease, and unidentifiable gloop from under
your nails.
Example: NJGAACK!! I've been picking the
dags off the sheep and just licked my finger!
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NME:
Enemy.
Example: Guy1: Why'd you shoot me?
Guy2: Because you're my NME.
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NNM
sleep: Nodding
Neck Movement sleep: cousin to REM sleep,
occurs when sitting upright and neck begins to
nod sporadically due to sleepy state.
Example: Sven is going to get whiplash if
he stays in deep NNM sleep.
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no
brakes: 1.
Still trying when everyone knows the situation is
futile.
2. Unable to stop.
3. A psychotic belief that the next time one will
be successful.
Example: Bob: Why did Jack send flowers to
Betty?
Billy: No brakes.
2. Jim has no brakes--that's why he keeps plaing
that video game.
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No
Dice: Exclamation
of failure.
Example: I tried to start the car, but no
dice....
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no
moking: Instructions
on signs where the little plastic sticker S has
fallen off
Example: NO -Moking in this area
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no
pun intended...: Said
when one tells a lame joke.
Usually said by the person who made the joke and
followed by someone
who understands the phrase, saying What pun?.
From the mediocre movie _Rat Race_.
Example: john: knock knock
bob: who's there?
john: boo
bob: boo who?
john: no need to cry (silence and a few strange
glances at john)
john: no pun intended
bob: what pun? (acting confused)
john and bob: (laughing but gettin strange looks
from people who haven't seen the movie or just
don't plain understand)
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no
wuckers: Derived
from the Aussie expression 'no wucking furries'.
Swap the first letter of wucking and furries and
you see what I'm getting at here.
Example: You want a root? No wuckers!
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no
zone, the: Any
place that is bad to be.
Example: I went to the game, but my seats
were in the no zone and I couldn't see anything.
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no-abla:
Shut
up. Stop talking.
Example: Nicky: Lauryn, your socks don't
match today.
Lauryn: No-abla!
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no-un:
Person
with stupidity in their blood.
Example: He's such a no-un!
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noassitall:
No
ass at all.
Example: My man has noassitall.
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NOBOland:
The
state of mind you find yourself in after an all
day whiteboard
mindmapping session in a poorly ventilated
meeting room.
Example: No use talking to me, man, I'm in
NOBOland.
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noddles:
I
agree.
Example: Sally, do you believe 2 + 2 is 4?
Noddles.
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nodstrip:
the
safety grooves along the highwat intended to
awaken sleeping drivers who stray too close to
the shoulder. also see: bumhummer
Example: i like to drive along the
nodstrip.
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noe:
know
Example: i noe u is a idiot
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NOFL:
Acronym:
No Other Form(s) Listed. It is good to use when
you can't find alternative forms in a dictionary.
Example: Ms. Reece, there was NOFL in the
dictionary for the word vivacious.
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nog:
An
appreciative exclamation; a nod with intensity
greater than Yeahhhh!
Example: Adrianna is hot! Nog that.
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nog:
To
acknowledge a concept, or greater idea. To agree
and convey sympathy.
Example: Illegal immigrants are exploited.
Nog that.
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nogethitsu:
Ancient
fighting style that consists of dodging and
running away very quickly
Example: The main reason he survived
recess in elementary school was his skill in
nogethitsu.
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noise:
verbiage
that is stupid, nonsensical, or just plain
undesirable
Example: What's this noise from Pete
saying he can't drive me to Tahoe?
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noisy
paper: That
nasty shiny toilet paper that crackles when you
touch it.
Example: This toilet only has noisy paper.
[Are we in Europe?
For those who don't know it, European visitors to
the United States have been known
to load their suitcases with American toilet
tissue to take back home when they leave.
Having visited Europe a couple of times myself, I
can understand why.
Toilet tissue there is similar to waxed paper. It
is, indeed, noisy. No wonder so many European are
anti-American.]
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nome
sane: verification
of understanding; literally, Do you know what I'm
saying?
Example: She one baaaad mamajamma, nome
sane?
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nomer:
Right.
Used when agreeing with what someone has stated.
Similar to amen.
Example: Are the Kennedys gun-shy? Nomer.
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nomomaniac:
Someone
completely obsessed with rules.
Example: Child nomomaniacs may grow up to
be teachers.
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non-clamatic:
It's
an adjective to use when describing a person that
is so see-through and predictable that you want
to spear yourself.
Example: My last boyfriend was so
non-clamatic.
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non-doable:
Not
able to be done.
Example: I give up, this is just
non-doable!
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non-heinous:
Good
(or, more literally, not bad). One of the few
Bill and Ted words that never caught on.
Example: That trip we took through time
and space was most non-heinous.
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non-joke:
A
type of joke. A non-joke often vaguely sounds as
if it ought to be a joke, but on closer
inspection, it makes no sense (or slightly
botched/mysterious sense). Oddly, non-jokes are
sometimes very funny.
Example: Non-joke, from a dream of E.
Thrasamund: On seeing that the sign of a pub
called the Queen's Arms had fallen to the ground,
I said, Look, the Queen's arms have fallen off.
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non-nonword:
Word
submitted to pseudodictionary.com that actually
already exists.
Example: Um... I hate to break this to
you, but penile is a non-nonword.
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non-spillage:
Not
having spilled something.
Example: That was close, but there was
talent involved in that non-spillage.
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Nonald
King: Any
fast food burger franchise including, but not
limited to, MacDonalds, Burger King, and the
like. Also refers to food and beverages purchased
from said franchise.
Example: JDawg: You're gettin' big, girl.
Maybe you should go to Subway for lunch.
Beta 17: No way. I'm gonna get me some Nonald
King.
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Nonce-sense:
Nonsensical
rubbish spoken by thick celebrities duped into
believing they are warning against the dangers of
child-abuse when really they are warning against
the dangers of their own stupidity. From UK TV's
Brass Eye.
Example: Child-abusers smell of hammers
and share more DNA with crabs than humans is an
example of nonce-sense. Phil Collins actually
said, I am speaking nonce-sense on national TV
and still didn't realise he was being duped.
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nondividual:
a
person who attempts to be themselves, break out,
and embrace nonconformity, but ends up only being
another lemming of the (non)conformist
revolution, only another faceless poser.
Example: So, he's being himself now? And
he acts like his crowd, dresses like them,
listens to the same music, thinks the same? So,
they're all the same person? What a bunch of
nondividuals.
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nongnong:
A
person who is smart but they do stupid things.
Example: Rachel is such a nongnong, she
got had an A in Sociology but she woke up late
and missed the final.
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Nonie:
Nose.
Example: My dog has a cold nonie.
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nonigsaw:
Jigsaw
(generally a big, hard one) with one piece
missing...which you only find when you've
completed the rest. Oh, and it'll be a hugely
important piece.
Example: You know that 15,000 piece jigsaw
of baked beans Auntie Mavis gave me for
Christmas? It's a nonigsaw.
-Shame.
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nonline:
A
person or business entity that is not, has never
been, and probably never will be connected to the
internet
Example: We can't email grandma: she's
still nonline
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nonmoent:
A
person that would eat anything
Example: I am not a nonmoent.
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nonterraqueous:
Something
bizarre or indefinable.
Something that falls quite outside of all the
categories you have words for--even when your
vocabulary has been enhanced by several weeks
aquaintance with Pseudodictionary.com. (Name of
1980s computer game. Literally: Not of land or
sea.)
Example: What was that? Dunno, it was
totally nonterraqueous.
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nonyo:
An
insult describing a person as lacking intellect,
consequently making her deranged or insane.
Example: Chris is a nonyo--he even locks
himself in his room to play video games, not just
to look at his pornography collection.
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Noodle:
Stupid
person.
Example: You Noodle! referring to the fact
that the person commented on is equally smart as
a cup of noodles.
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Noodlesplargen:
A
mixture of ground up meat, powdered cheese
substance, and noodles.
Usually packed into a tube or bowl, and eaten
with a straw.
Considered a delicacy when heated up to aboput
350 degreese farenheiht and
eatenright then while it is still boiling.
Example: I held up the dripping tube of
boiling noodlesplargen,
stuck my straw into it, and drank it right there,
burning my mouth as it went down.
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noogans:
Expression
of congratulations or approval.
Example: We won the game! Major noogans!
|
noogie:
When
you make a fist and rub it in someone's hair.
Example: I'll give you a noogie.
|
noong:
Australian
slang used to describe someone who has been
stupid.
Example: Typical Chris behavior--he's a
noong.
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noot:
noun.
like neat, but one step up. Often used with tres
in front of it.
Example: ex: The new Dandy Warhols CD is
tres noot!
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nopidok:
A
strong confident no.
Example: A. Is there any chance your
mother is married to your father? B. Nopidok.
|
nordling:
To
talk to yourself within earshot of others, but
about nothing in particular.
Example: A. What did you say? B. Ah,
nothing. I'm just nordling.
|
NORF:
No
Observable Redeeming Features.
Example: The suggestion made by the Gov't
man was another NORF.
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norggle,
var. norgle: Norggling
is to necking as filet mignon is to cheap
hamburger. Used in the 1950's (before the sexual
revolution) to describe intense and protracted
periods of making out with extremely sensual and
varied technique.
Norgling often required the use of Darvon to deal
with the resultant stones or blue balls (q.v.)
for the male and their equivalent pains for the
female participants.
Example: Sunday, Sandy and I were
norggling all day and most of the night, down at
the lake.
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norking:
Compulsive
repetitive physical motion, generally in an
oblique, sideways or crablike manner, especially
those motions subsequent to ingestion of cough
syrups containing dextromethorphan hydrobromide.
(Yes, I suppose this does relate to drugs, but
this is legitimate.)
Example: Dag, she must have had too much
Robitussin -look at her norking.
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norm
chan: One
who is very easily manipulated and has very
little common sense
Example: God, your such a norm chan!
|
normal:
One
who does not possess psychic powers.
Example: That psychic sure hates normals.
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norman:
derived
from gun. Has the same meaning as gun: used to
describe someone doing really well at something.
Norman comes from the Australian comedian Gary
McDonald's character Norman Gunston. Gunston was
used for a short period of time, but norman soon
surpassed it's use
Example: That band was norman.
You are an absolute norman.
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Normanimal:
Someone
who's neither man
nor animal but seems normal acting like one.
Example: He's just making a jackass out of
himself. Normanimal for Chris.
|
Norn
Iron: The
name of a small state, a shorter name for
Northern Ireland.
Example: Q. Where do you come from? A. Oh,
I come from Norn Iron.
|
Norno:
A
playful insult.
Example: You are such a stupid norno.
|
noseeums:
The
small bugs that fly around your face but can be
seen as a fuzzy gray cloud.
Example: The noseeums are terrible out
here today. Let's go in the house.
|
nosejin:
A
dirty rat with a large snout.
Example: The nosejin can burrow through
anything.
|
nosh:
to
eat a bit of something.
Example: Let's go to the coffee shop and
nosh on some bagels.
|
nostalgebra:
The
feeling of warmth and excitement at seeing, say,
a page full of complex equations, or thinking
about the imagery of algebra-- without, needless
to say, feeling the urge to understand or do
anything about it.
Example: I love those old Open University
programmes--I just bask in the nostalgebra.
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nostrifibrillate:
To
rapidly flare and contract one's nostrils,
especially in times of trying to contain one's
laughter.
Example: Shannon told Charlie a joke, and
boy look at him nostrifibrillate.
|
nosul:
Polish
for Big Nose.. Also someone who interferes with
others' matters.
Example: That Dave is sure a nosul.
|
not
Scottish: Somthing
that's crap; uncool. From Saturday Night Live,
spoken by Mike Meyers.
Example: Their new album is *so* not
Scottish.
|
Not
so much: Not
at all.
Example: Q. Do you like dead teenagers? I
mean, for a snack.
A. Not so much.
|
not
spot: a
place where 1 and/or more persons should NOT be
Example: This is your not spot.
|
not-:
Prefix
used before a person's name to create a new name
applied to a different person who looks similar.
Example: Ed: Hey, look over there, it's
not-Ted.
Ted: Haha, I should go talk to him. It would
probably look funny, the two of us.
People would think we were twins or something.
|
not-food:
Food
that can be eaten by vegans.
Example: I saw some vegan cheesecake. I
wasn't aware they could make cheescake into
not-food.
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notatious:
A
very observant person that recognizes others'
worth. The ability to keep incredible notes.
Example: If I have to listen to that
notacious nerd again, I might as well opt-in for
the email.
OR
Can we get rid of this notatious outsider? Or
should we get his email and send him the video
version?
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noticement:
The
degree to which something is noticed.
Example: When Ethan said Do you remember
the original Spy Hunter video game?
he got blank stares from the younger party goers.
At this point, the noticement of the age
difference was extremely high.
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noticient:
Possessing
great skills of observation and attention to
detail.
Example: The noticient young soccer player
quickly jumped out of the way of the opposing
player running toward him from behind.
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Nottablak:
Not
a black eye. Any injury gathered from
participation in a sport, walking into a door,
or getting drunk and falling over, but which is
interpretted by everyone else as being the result
of
a fight or beating.
Despite your protestations, everyone will believe
you got a drubbing anyway.
Example: Bert: Woooo. Your girlfriend give
you that black eye? I saw her haircut went a bit
wrong.
Ernie: No, it's a nottablak--I walked into the
door of the pub at closing time last night.
Bert: Yeah, right. Better buy her some flowers.
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notwork:
The
system in place when you must have some online
project finished today.
Example: Oh, no, the notwork is down
again!!
|
noupseen:
Do
you know what I'm saying?
Example: Coach told us to tighten up our
defense , noupseen?
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novelty
facial hair: Anything
from soul patches to muttonchops to spiky,
lightning-boltesque sideburns--
especially as worn by clueless, no-hope-having
baristas,
under the illusion that it speaks volumes about
their profundity or nonconformity.
Example: That idiot with the Mr. T
baseball cap at the 8th Avenue Starbucks is too
busy
admiring his novelty facial hair to be bothered
with pouring me a coffee.
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nox-nix:
Anglicized
version of the German machts nichts (literally:
makes nothing) meaning makes no difference. Used
by soldiers stationed in Germany to describe
something unimportant or a chore or small detail.
Example: Jay cleaned out most of the junk
in the garage. Now all that's left is some
mox-nix stuff.
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nozzle
nut: Firefighter.
Example: Oh, yeah, Bob's a nozzle nut,
just waiting for something to catch on fire.
|
NSFW:
Not
Safe For Work, Not Safe For School. A warning for
a link that is not proper to surf during business
hours. NSFW sites usually contain nudity; NSFS
sites may only have a bit of mildly coarse
language.
See: http://www.fark.com
Example: Some people think
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nsynctified:
Obsessed
with the band N 'Sync.
Example: Belle is nsynctified.
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nubbie:
Any
small raised area on the surface of any flat
space. For example, the F, J, and 5 keys on
computer keyboards.
Example: I awoke this morning worried
about this little nubbie on my shoulder.
By afternoon, it had formed into a carbuncle.
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nubbin:
When
someone's ribs stick out at a point on the chest.
Example: It ain't lovin unless it's from
the nubbin.
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nubbin,
nubbinectomy: Third
nipple on a man.
Example: Even though it's usually done as
an outpatient procedure, Chandler was
hospitalized for his nubbinectomy. The surgery
was a success, so he's now sans nubbin.
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Nuch:
not
much
Example: Q: What have you been up to
latly?
A: Nuch, how bout u?
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nuclear
dinner: TV
dinner cooked in the microwave oven.
Example: That pup eats so many nuclear
dinners, he's gonna start glowing.
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nuclify:
The(a)
art
(b) past tense form
of microwaving an object way past logical limits
resulting in a very well done, smelly mass of
goop.
Example: (a) I am going to nuclify this
popcorn like you wouldn't imagine.
(b) Hey, did you nuclify that--what appears to be
a steak--on purpose?
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nucular:
Mispronunciation
of the word nuclear, usually by newscasters and
younger sisters.
Example: I believe in peace, and am like
totally against nucular war.
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nude:
Beyond
excellent--quite simply, incredibly good. From an
early episode of Quantum Leap,
the meaning has mutated from its original meaning
of naked.
Example: Wow, that's completely nude!
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nude-up:
Getting
nude or changing clothes.
Example: It's so hot we should all
nude-up.
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nudenick,
nudnick, nudnik: Geek,
freek, dweeb, a total jerk.
Example: Did you see that nudenick trying
to ski that double black diamond? He had a total
yardsale!
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nudge-wink
network: Web
sites that supply illegal material (warez, MP3s,
etc.) regarded as a single source.
Example: I've been playing Grand Theft
Auto non-stop since I found it on the nudge-wink
network.
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nuff:
To
have enough of something.
Example: That was nuff safe guy.
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nuff
nuff: A
playfully derogatory name to call someone who has
done or said something silly or brainless.
Australian slang.
Example: No we can't go there. That club
has been closed for years, you nuff nuff.
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nuffy:
To
be looking bad or messy.
Example: Dont look at that photo. I look
like a nuffy.
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Nuge:
As
in Ted Nugent, pronounced newje. People who are
obsessed with hunting. Good for use in rural
areas.
Example: Did you see that Nuge with the
spotlights on his pickup?
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nugget:
Used
to describe someone who is a novice or new at
performing a particular task. Origin: student
naval aviators are referred to as nuggets until
they get their wings. Related to the word golden,
since if you are not a nugget, you are golden.
Example: That nugget couldn't is still
trying to figure out how to work that computer.
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nugget:
yours
or someone else's head (from ICP)
Example:
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nuggety:
Short
with a stocky or muscular build.
Example: Chad's real nuggety--don't you
reckon he'd make a great rugby player?
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nuggsy:
A
short, and weighty individual, not unlike a dwarf
or gnome.
Often with an ignorant outlook on life, and can
be found in great supply in cities.
Example: What a rude fat little boy, a
nuggsy if I ever saw one.
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Nuglet:
Meaning
a friend or lover that is cute but nerdy.
Example: hello Nuglet, how was your
day...?
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nuh:
Kind
of stuck between no and nah and naw.
Example: Have you done your homework?
Nuh.
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nuke:
to
cook something in a microwave
Example: I just nuked some leftovers and
went to bed.
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nukeorphan:
Forgotten
things in the microwave.
Example: I forgot the chicken in the
microwave. Oh, the poor nukeorphan.
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Nukeulator:
Alternative
for the word 'Microwave'. Rather than heat it in
the microwave you can now Nuke it in the
nukeulator. Pronounced nook-you-later
Example: A. my tea has gone cold B. no
worries just bung it in the nukeulator
(the author however does not condone the
reheating of tea in this manner...yuck)
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Nukyuler:
This
is actually the right way to spell nuclear.
Example: I work in a nukyuler power plant.
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null:
(adj)
Nerdy, socially outcast, uncool. Sometimes
unkempt, dirty, or stupid.
Example: That new kid is sooo null. He
wears horn-rimmed glasses with tape all over
them...and he stinks!
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number
3: Means,
essentially, Dames is grief.
Example: Ray: Did you get anywhere with
Ellen?
Bob: Number 3, man, number 3.
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numericize:
To
put in numerical order.
Example: The invoices need to be
numericized before filing.
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numerize:
to
place a group of numbered items in numerical
order
Example: Please numerize these papers so
it will be easier to file them.
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nummers:
An
item that is above and beyond its normal level of
goodness.
Example: This hamburger is nummers.
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nummy:
to
be tasty very in nature.
Example: that sushi was oh so nummy.
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Numpty:
when
some one is being really silly and u dont know
how to describe them
Example: Ohh you are such a Numpty!
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Numpy:
An
affectionately derogatory term, used to describe
someone of slothful or slow demeanour.
May also be used in the form of an adjective.
Example: Geoff (referring to Dean): What's
Numpy up to today?
Greg (referring to Dean): I dunno. Last time I
checked his cubicle, he was asleep.
Or, Try not to be so numpy, will ya? You're
driving crazy!
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nun'sayin:
do
you know what i am saying it is one of the
longest slurred sentences in the ebonic language
Example: I'm gonna go see a movie but i
dont have any money... nun'sayin?
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nun'ya:
not
yours, of no concern to you.
Example: Nunya business.
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nune:
To
nune is to make spelling mistakes which
inadvertently create new words and meanings.
Example: On stormy nights, Santa Claus
puts extra reincoats on his raindeer, nuned the
tired,
old journalist in his whiskey-sodden Christmas
column.
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nunsy:
From
the Cantonese word nun meaning warm. Pronounced
n-OO-nsie (as in book).
Example: My lambswool cardigan is nice and
nunsy.
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Nunya:
Say
when someone is trying to butt in on your
conversation as a way to let her know that
whatever you're discussing is NONE OF HER
BUSINESS.
Example: Chuck: What are you talking
about? Buck: Nunya. Chuck: What? Buck: Nunya
business!
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nup:
a
noun meaing no or nope.
Example: I would ask her to the prom, but
i am afriad she will say nup.
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nurdler:
A
well meaning person who cannot cope with
practicalities; unable to grasp the essentials of
a job
Example: Uncle Fred is a real nurdler; he
takes a load of tools into the garden and brings
them back without having accomplished anything.
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nurgle:
Verb
encompassing the act of entering a shop and
walking around
looking at stuff but with no intention of
actually buying anything.
Example: A. Can I help you with anything?
C. No thanks, we're just nurgling.
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nurple:
Feeling
rather blue.
Example: I'm feeling rather nurple today.
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nurr:
Lacking
the sense of smell.
Example: He didn't smell the smoke because
he was nurr.
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nurries:
Contraction
of the term 'no worries'. An Australian
expression analogous to the Bart Simpson
utterance no problem.
Example: Hey mate! Couldya pass the salt?
Nurries mate, here ya go.
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nurting:
When
editing computer code, this is the word for
indenting large blocks at the same time.
Example: I was nurting my Perl script when
out of the corner of my eye I saw....
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nushion:
Hillbilly;
person from rural area.
Example: All the nushions congregate at
the flea markets and gun shows.
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nut-graf:
Journalist
slang: the paragraph (see graf) that contains the
gist of the news story. Also nut graf.
Example: So the lead paragraph of a story
became lede, paragraphs in general became grafs,
and the graf explaining the basics of the story
was called the nut graf.
From Ken Layne's warblog.
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nutbunnies:
Just
an exclamatory with no real meaning. Used in a
state of distress.
Example: Oh, nutbunnies, I stubbed my toe.
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Nutscrape:
Derogatory
nickname for Netscape.
Example: Nutscrape's screwed up my DIV
tags again!
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nutters:
tight-ass
pants or shorts on a male individual
Example: damn! larry bird got some nutters
on!
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nuttion:
A
guy whose stories always top yours, especially
stories dealing with girls and mentadent.
Repeatedly participates in moronic acts like
punching inanimate objects and smaller people.
Screams senselessly and groans infantilely.
Example: Good Lord! Chris is acting like a
nuttion again.
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Nuzzah:
This
is the opposite of Huzzah and generaly means:
bad, darn it, etc.
Example: Nuzzah the Challenger exploded
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nVidiot:
An
updated version of the word vidiot.
It comes from new vidiot as well as from the name
of the company nVidia.
Used in reference to someone who spends too much
time playing computer video games.
Example: Dan never stops playing GLQuake.
He's a nVidiot.
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Nyar:
Word
expressing discomfort or displeasure.
Example: Aquila:Some guy just threw up all
over our carpet!
Elena:Nyar! Icky!
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nycphobia:
Fear
of travelling to New York City.
Example: Lena refuses to go to New York
City, she claims she has nycphobia.
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nyoink:
To
steal, grab, take, copy
Example: Stacey nyoinked my pencilcase.
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