d'oh!:
Literally
a contraction of Duh... Oh! made famous by Homer
Simpson. Used to denote anything from surprise to
being caught, to forgetting something, etc.
Example: Homer, did you remember our
anniversary? Homer - D'OH!
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d'you:
The
cool way of saying do you.
Example: D'you think I'm cool?
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D.F.S.
(Dinny fink sae): Dinny
fink sae (or 'I don't think so') to disagree or
indicate that a person may be 'Talking bollocks
for Scotland'.
Example: An example of its use: Macaulay:
Yeah, I pulled this really good looking burd at
the weekend Jonny: Dinny fink sae.
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D.O.J.,
D.O.D., etc.: The
various U.S. Government cabinet-level
departments.
Department of Justice, Department of Defence,
etc.
Example: Ashcroft narrowly missed being
rejected as D.O.J. head because of his right-wing
alliances.
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Da
Burgh: Ghetto
slang for Pittsburgh, Pennsylavnia.
Example: Wanna go down to Da Burgh to
watch Lemieux and the Penguins?
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Da-J.I.C:
Just
in Case
Example: Q:Why you bringin your gat? A:For
da JIC
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da-poss-e:
Describing
a person's followers or special group.
Example: Da-poss-e of Jesus was the Twelve
Disciples.
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dab:
Give
your friends a form of a handshake by hitting one
fist on top of the other and then alternating.
Example: Give ya girl some dab, phool.
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daddy-look:
(v.)
The act of searching for something in a half
hearted manner. A habitual token or cursory
glance most often used when looking for articles
of a child's clothing.
Example: Daddy says he can't find your
shoes? Did he look or did he daddy-look?
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Dadnasticate:
To
procrastinate, but feel kinda bad about doing it.
Example: If only I had started sooner.
But, blast it, I've been dadnasticating all week.
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Dag:
A
term of many uses, it can be used for anger,
humor, or to say, something is sweet :)
Example: Dag! (s)he's HOT!, Dag yo, thats
messed up, Dag!
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dag
nasty: unbelievably
nasty, utterly repulsive
Example: That snail and worm soup was dag
nasty.
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daggit:
A
corrupted version of damn it or dang it
Example: Daggit, my computer crashed
again.
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daggy:
Superlatively
lame, in a downmarket way.
To be precise: something that's half dorky, half
ghetto.
Australian derivation, most endearingly uttered
in a Japanese accent.
Example: I hate daggy stupid surferboy
shop in Shibuya, ne. Nobody there surf. Ne?
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daint:
don't
Example: I daint want to do the dishes
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Daisy-Dukes:
Extremely
tight, short-shorts worn by young women in the
American South.
Example: A classic example of a pair of
Daisy-Dukes can be seen on any of the Dallas
Cowboy cheerleaders.
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Dali:
A
distorted sense of perspective or reality,
usually brought on by alcohol.
The concept that your surroundings are no longer
solid.
Example: After ten pints of Stella,
everything seemed a bit Dali.
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dammit:
Useful
for substituting swear words when talking about
someone
Example: yeah, i mean dammitjonny.. what
is he playin at??
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Dammitol:
Psuedo-pharmacological
sounding word used to express frustration.
Example: Oh, dammitol, I have to go back
to the hardware store to buy a different size of
pipe.
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damn
clipy: A
phrase usually uttered when one first opens one
of the newer versions of Microsoft Word. Or, a
phrase uttered when someone forgets to turn off
the Office Assistant, and does something that the
program feels you could do more easily with a
little help.
Example: What would you like to do? Damn
clipy. ::hide Office Assistant::
Do you want to save the changes? Damn clipy.
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damn
skippy: A
quick response to a statement that you agree
with.
Example:
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damn-a-rama:
an
all-purpose term of exasperation; usually uttered
in frustration or extreme fatigue, sometimes both
Example: Tax time coming again?
Damn-a-rama! And I'm stuck with the long form...
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damnaged:
that
which is not only damaged, but is damaged beyond
repair. Generally used to describe something in
writing.
Example: This has been damnaged.
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damnder:
(adj)more
than damned, but less than damndest
Example: Can't think of a damned one (or a
damnder one).
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dance
nazi: A
person who goes around correcting dancers at a
ceili, those who are just enjoying themselves
recreationally.
Example: A. Get you self into step.
B. Oh, get off, you dance nazi.
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dance-apella:
A
dance performed without music. Usually
absent-mindedly, or to burn off excess energy.
Example: We were all standing in the hall
outside the conference room waiting for the prior
meeting to let out. It was taking forever! To
entertain myself I put on a little dance-apella
for my fellow attendees.
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danceterbation:
a
dance performered alone usually while wearing
boots and hat and timed to music containing
lyrics that include the words watermelon or
tractor.
Example: Clyde got really turned on
watching Bessie and Lurlene danceterbate to to
that new Ricky Van Shelton song.
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Dancing
Toad: From
the classic Warner Brothers cartoon One Froggy
Evening, featuring a dancing
and singing Michigan J. Frog that just croaks
when anyone other than its agent is present.
Describes an application which runs fine when the
development team are running it, but crashes when
demoed to clients.
Example: I thought the program was robust
enough to beta, but it turned out to be a dancing
toad.
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dandy:
Nifty;
spiffy; good; great; coolio; sunshiny; etc.
Example: Have a dandy day.
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Danem-gonit-chaheck:
Expletive
that combines Daggonit and Damn it all to heck.
Used to add a touch of light humor to an
otherwise undesirable situation.
Example: Danem-gonit-chaheck! Where the
hell are we now?
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Dangerou:
A
dangerou is a carnivorous and ferocious marsupial
now only found in captivity.
Example: Sharon saw the sign on the cage,
Warning: these animals are dangerous, and backed
off.
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Danglish:
words/grammar
combining danish and english
Example:
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Danielle:
A
woman who is extremely caring, loving, and sexy.
Example: Neil: My girlfriend Christina is
almost the Danielle I've been looking for. I feel
like I don't deserve her. John: Obviously, you
don't.
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dank:
when
refering to something really cool or nice
Example: damn...that new girl suzy is dank
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dankurtis:
a
feeling of overwhelming curiosity and sponteniety
Example: Matt is so dankurtis. He went sky
diving, bungee jumping, and hiking all in one day
without planning.
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danky:
Not
too great, not too bad. In the middle.
Example: I'm feeling danky today.
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danky
sore: Used
by a teenager--assumed meaning is canker sore.
Example: Last time I ate a grapefruit, it
gave me a danky sore.
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danny:
A
danny is a finger puppet. The derivation is from
the movie The Shining, when little Danny speaks
to his finger and says in a satanic voice- Danny
isn't here right now, Mrs. Torrance. Danny is
appropriate to be used for all types of finger
puppets.
Example: I bought the cutest little danny
today, a caterpillar.
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daps:
trainers,
sneakers, plimsolls or gym shoes by another name.
Example: Kate looked dazzling wearing her
new daps.
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DaQ:
To
be a complete idiot.
Example: How did you fail that easy test,
you DaQ?
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darishnafrod:
Synonym
for FUBAR, except much, much more so.
Example: Those drinks were too strong,
Jester is seriously darishnafrod.
He can't stop puking. OR My car got hit
yesterday, it's darishnafrod.
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Darius:
(chiefly
Brit.) v. To unwittingly embarrass oneself whilst
trying to 'make an impression', especially on
national TV.
Example: Britney dariused herself at the
karaoke yet again last night.
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dark
rainbow: Unlike
a dark cloud, there is no silver lining. Just
layer upon layer of variegated gloom and doom.
Example: When I asked the group did your
parents ever say to you Don't cry or I'll give
you something to cry about, our resident dark
rainbow began to talk about growing up in a
closet and being fed by a straw through the key
hole.
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dark
side, unleash the: To
will strike down with great vengeance and furious
anger. Unleashees usually include call centers,
and untrained computer shop staff.
Example: PCBigShop has sold me another
dodgy printer... i'm going down there to unleash
the dark side on them
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dark-thirty:
Half
an hour after sunset. Not to be confused with
O-dark-thirty.
Example: The newspaper said the fireworks
would start at about dark-thirty.
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darking:
(n)
Starting to get dark out.
Example: Hey, Mom, is it darking yet?
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darktime:
Time
when it's dark.
Example: It's getting late, it's almost
darktime.
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darn
tootin': Agreeing
with strongly.
Example: Do you want to go to the mall
tonight? Darn Tootin!
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darn
tootin`: damn
right - usually say with a pug smile on your
face; said to be stupid.
Also used as an answer after some one says
something really dumb
Example: hey! Did you know that cows have
utters?
You're DARN TOOTIN`
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darrick:
a
hot guy
Example: Check him out, he's a darrick.
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Darryl:
Somebody
that is just a complete dork, lacks common sense.
Not gender specific, it's a state of mind.
Example: Look at that Darryl. He has on
plaid pants with a Hawaiian shirt. Wonder where
his brother Darryl is?
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darsh:
Cool
or with it.
Example: That band is so cool, said Jimmy.
That lead singer is really darsh.
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darwin:
To
do something so stupid it gets you killed.
Example: He lit a match to see if there
was any gas in his car's tank--darwined
immediately when the car exploded.
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dashenka:
Moscow
slang for darling.
Example: You are just my little dashenka
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Dast:
Asking
a question with a dare.
Example: Dast I take the last beer?
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data-dink:
A
computer expert.
Example: Call the data-dinks, the system
has crashed again.
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Dataface:
The
face of data as expressed in a graphical user
interface. Shorthand for an interface to a
database.
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data-dink:
A
computer expert.
Example: Call the data-dinks, the system
has crashed again.
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Dataface:
The
face of data as expressed in a graphical user
interface. Shorthand for an interface to a
database.
Example: With the system having grown to
over 200 tables, building an easy to navigate
dataface became even more critical!
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datle-learnya:
To
become more learned
Example: Did you stack your bike?
Datle-learnya. You won't do that again.
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Daughter
of Aphrodite: A
female who is particularly beautiful; especially
a young woman.
Example: Sarah Michelle Gellar is a
daughter of Aphrodite.
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dauncey:
Strange,
odd, or just plain not cute.
Example: See the dauncey blouse she's
wearing?
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davism:
an
action intended to confuse someone so as to
derive ammusement at their confusion. Called a
davism after the dave project that searched out
and lists these confusionisms.
Example: I'll have black coffee with milk
please. (an example of a davism from
www.obscurity.org.uk/obscurity/dave/)
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Davros:
A
foot-propelled roll across the office floor on a
chair with casters. From Davros, the half-human,
half-Dalek villain of _Doctor Who_.
Example: I davrossed across the office to
change the CD.
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dawg:
A
salutation teenage boys use with each
other--inappropriate if used otherwise.
Example: John: Hey, Dawg, what's up? Dawg
(Lee, in this case): Nothin', J-man.
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dawn
patrol: Programmers
who remain at their terminals throughout the
night,
working right into the next business day.
Example: I'm exhausted. I was on dawn
patrol last night.
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Dawsons
Creek Moment: A
Moment that is so sappy, romantic and/or cheesy
that it belongs on Teeny-Booper-TV with bad pop
music ballads playing in the background.
Example: Me and Heather had a Dawson's
Creek moment last night.
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daymare:
A
nightmare that is lived out in the light of day;
a bad dream come true.
Example: His daymare about her turned out
to be far worse than any nightmare he could dream
up.
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dbc:
Don't
Be Cheap. Exclamation used when someone is being
cheap...and you want to tell her not to be, but
don't feel like spelling it out to them. Instead
you use this acronym that she is clueless over
and she wonders what you mean.
Example: Situation: Chris drank your last
beer and won't even offer to buy more when you
mention that you are out of it.
You: Ahh, I'm out of beer.
Chris: That sucks.
You: DBC!
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DBS:
Dumb
Bitch Syndrome.
Example: Your mom stole my liquor, she
must suffer from DBS.
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De-friend:
To
stop being friends with someone.
Example: I had to de-friend Billy because
he was a criminal.
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de-hottify:
To
go from extremely attractive, hot, and sexy
to...to RoseAnne--largely through gaining weight.
Example: I was a babe in high school, but
I thoroughly de-hottified when I had my baby.
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de-nudulating:
putting
clothes on.
Example: (On the phone)...could you hold
the line? I'm just de-nudulating myself...
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dead
presidents: Money,
in bills.
Example: The bank holds a lot of dead
presidents.
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dead-cat
bounce: Wallstreet
expression describing the phenomenon of a stock
bottoming out to near-nil and then recovering
with a sharp buying spree from bargin hunters.
The notion being that even a dead-cat will bounce
if dropped from a high enough point.
Example: Enron stocks continue to
experience a dead-cat bounce long after financial
pundits considered the conglomerate a moribound
interest.
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deafacacatated:
Hearing
loss caused by verbal bullshit.
Example: After five minutes of Chris's
opening remarks, Carol became deafacacatated.
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Dealy:
A
word used in place of somthing you cant
remember.Used in an episode of The Simpsons
Example: Marge, wheres that metal dealy
you use to dig food??
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dealy:
word
used to describe something in which the name is
unknown. describes objects best. the smaller the
object, the better.
Example: while putting together
something...pass me that little dealy.
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death
polka: The
leftover electrical impulses in the body after
death cause the arms and legs to flail about.
Most often seen in gruesome action flicks.
Example: I watched in horror as Ramon's
body did the death polka.
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death
rattle: smoker's
cough
Example:
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death-:
Prefix
used before food item to imply that the item is
spicy to the degree that you are unable to eat it
Example: My roommate cooked me up a
death-omelet and I thought it was a real waste of
food.
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deathstyle:
Like
a lifestyle, but with a focus on the potential
negative consequences of a pattern of behaviour.
Example: I used to be a smoker, but then I
decided I needed a change of deathstyle.
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deboed:
To
take with authority.
Example: Jonathan just deboed Jason's
watch.
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debubbletize:
To
pop all the air bubbles in your bubble wrap.
Example: I can no longer enjoy this peice
of bubble wrap--it's already been debubbletized.
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debute:
a
combination of debate and dispute together.
Example: While in a deep discussion with a
friend I yelled,That's it, I'm not going to
debute this with you anymore! We laughed and
that's how it came to be.
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decakilonym:
The
name for the ten-thousandth element in any list.
Example: My word was selected as the
decakilonym for the pseudodictionary.
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decap:
To
remove the capitalization of a proper name,
usually a product, indicating that it's
ubiquitous.
Example: Watch as I decap the internet and
world wide web. There, I did it.
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decapacitated:
Incapable
of action due to lack of a functioning head.
Example: Susan's headache left her
decapacitated.
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decar:
To
get out of a car, like deplane which is an actual
word.
Example: We have stopped, you may now
decar. [Would you please get out of decar?]
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deceivious:
Both
deceitful and devious.
Example: I didn't trust him after seeing
his deceivious smile.
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Deceptacon:
A
person suspected of being a liar, or untruthful.
Example: Don't trust Jimmy. I think he
might be a Deceptacon.
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decepticon:
(From
the Transformers TV show) Someone who looks good
from behind (or in poor lighting) but horrid when
they turn around.
Example: On TV, Calista Flockheart looks
pretty good, but in person she looks like Golem
from The Hobbit! Serious decepticon.
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decievery:
Decieving
(sic) someone so you can steal his ideas or
property.
Example: She committed a major act of
decievery when she asked to take a look at his
screenplay, and then produced something similar.
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Deck-chair:
n. A
private schoolboy or schoolgirl forced to wear,
under the rules of their 'school uniform policy',
a multi-coloured, vertically striped blazer - a
design not unlike that often found adorning the
canvas of traditional wooden deck-chairs.
Example: The Richmond train was crammed
full with rowdy deck-chairs this morning.
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Deckerating:
Like
decorating but the early bit of the process
involving nice big power tools.
Example: When Janet came in from work the
bedroom was full of holes, plaster, sawdust and
beer bottles.
John had been deckerating again.
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decrapulated:
A
combination of the words decrepit, dilapidated,
and crap.
Example: That house is decrapulated.
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decroded:
Decayed
+ corroded. My wife uses this word as if it were
already in the dictionary.
Example: I found the hammer you lost in
the yard last year. It was all decroded.
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decruitment:
Retrenchment,
layoffs, downsizing, outplacement.
Example: I was headhunted for the agency
three years ago, and then this week, suddenly, I
was decruited.
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decrustification:
The
art of getting to know someone better. Getting
past the surface of some issue.
Example: You have to decrustify someone in
order to really know if you can trust them.
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dedryhated:
The
right pronunciation for dehydrated, same meaning
Example: I drank too much gin last night,
now I feel very dedryhated.
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deece:
From
decent: cool, good, etc. Noun. deecenox:
goodness, coolness, derived from as deeceness.
Example: Gray thinks she's deece, but
she's lame. She lacks deecenox.
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deeferdee:
D
for D. Dressed for Drinks. A state of dress for
woman.
When a woman is dressed rather sluttily for a
night on the town.
Example: Did you see how tight her skirt
was? She's deeferdee.
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deeluck:
Combination:
delicious and yuck. For the taste of something
that appears delicious but tastes yucky.
Example: My two-year-old daughter has
three descriptions for food: delicious, yuck, and
deeluck.
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deepdish:
When
someone is looking perplexed or overwhelmed by
some problem
we say, What's his deepdish all about?
Example: He is acting so strange, it makes
you wonder what his deepdish is all about.
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deeznuts:
Quickcomeback
to any comment made to you. Used similarly to
yourmom.
Example: Erica: Hey, nice pants. Mike: Uh,
yeah...deeznuts.
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Defective
Shake-N-Bake: One
whose face 'peels' due to dryness or high acid
acne medication.
Example: Look at Defective Shake-N-Bake
over there.
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defenestrate:
To
throw someone or something out of a window.
Example: If this computer crashes one more
time, I'm defenestrating the piece of junk. |
Okay, but when you say you 'defenestrated' your
PC, do you mean that you threw it out your
window, or that you wiped your entire operating
system off your hard drive? From
http://www.funwords.com/library/d.htm#defenes
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defenestratocast:
To
throw a guitar through a window.
Example: The music video's director made
sure to defenestratocast in slow motion for
maximum effect.
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deficky:
Offensive,
disgusting. Combination of definitely and icky.
Example: Nicky: Yum..
peanut-butter-and-green-olive sandwich.
Lauryn: Nicky, that's deficky.
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definately:
Definitely.
Added for those who don't use a spelling checker.
Example: There's definately a caterpillar
in the pudding down there.
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definotion:
The
loosely formed conceptualization of a word's
meaning.
Example: My mind could only tentatively
come up with a vague definotion of the word
antidisestablishmentarianism.
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Definotly:
Defin-ot-ly.
Definitely not, with a passion.
Example: Q. Wanna go to the jazz club
tonight?
A. Definotly.
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deflufferate:
To
remove the fluff from an article of clothing
Example: It is important to deflufferate
your jacket before going for the job interview.
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defongerate:
To
extract bad smells from a facility.
Example: It took quite an effort to
defongerate after Chris visited.
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defunkify:
fix
something that is broken or that is acting funky.
taken from the word defunct and funky
Example: Will you please format that hard
drive and defunkify my computer!
I have to take a shower and defunkify from my day
working in the garden.
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degraditated:
Completely
and utterly debased to the lowest point of human
dignity.
Example: After being put in stocks for
indecent exposure, the man felt degraditated as
the town threw rotten vegatables at him.
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degunkulator:
Anything
that initiates a process through which a dirty
thing becomes clean.
Example: A car wash is a great example of
a degunkulator.
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dehermitize:
When
a person comes out of self-imposed isolation and
engages in social activities.
Example: Thanks for asking me to join you.
I guess I can dehermitize myself for today.
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deicification:
Removing
ice from something.
Example: Please perform some deicification
on the car.
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deja
reve: The
feeling you've had this dream before. Often
illusory, I suspect.
Example: I experienced a curious sense of
deja reve.
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deja-booboo:
The
inexorable feeling that you've made this mistake
before.
Example: John's hanging out with a blonde
again--I'm getting a strong sense of deja-booboo.
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Deja-moo:
The
feeling you've seen that cow somewhere before.
Example: Driving past Farmer Bill's field,
I had a real feeling of deja-moo.
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dejuno,
djuno: Did
you know?
Example: Dejuno that Katie was running
with scissors?
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delecto:
USed
to decribe an object or act that is positive in
every which way.
Example: That hotdog was so good, it was
delecto.
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delete
yourself: To
go away or leave.
Example: Melissa, you are really starting
to annoy me. Would you please just delete
yourself?
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deletionial:
Refusal
to comply with or satisfy the fact that
yes, all those pages that you just typed have
just been eaten by the evil computer
monster that makes everything stop just as you
click the save button.
Example: Just before I could save my
10-page American Literature paper, my computer
froze up.
I went into deletionial and wasted an hour
looking for it on my computer.
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delic:
1.
Describes things found at, or related to, a
delicatessen.
2. An unpleasant psychological arousal directly
related to a change in luncheon-meat conditions.
Example: 1. The mayor's lunch included
meats, cheeses, and other delic treats.
2. The mayor becomes quite delic when the ham is
overcooked, but nothing compares to the time when
some dry pastrami sent him into a delic frenzy.
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delicatessian:
Exceptionally
delicious junk food.
Example: That pizza was a delicatessian
delight.
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delictation:
Neglect.
Comes from the legal term delict meaning
negligence.
Example: And now, for your delictation and
indifference: the latest Pokemon movie.
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delinquinate:
To
contribute to one's delinquency.
Example: By telling Sarah not to do her
homework and to go out and party, Madeleine
delinquinated her.
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delle:
A
German acronym: Durch einfach liegen lassen
erledigt. In English: solved by simply not
handling. Leave the e-mail with the notification
of a problem in your in-box.
Sooner or later the submittor will send another
one stating that the problem has been solved in
the meanwhile, or at least changed.
Example: No, I did not yet look into this
dynamic TCP/IP addressing problem: it'll turn out
to be a delle.
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demanize:
To
demonize a man so badly that it results in verbal
castration.
Example: She demanized him for many years
to try to cover up and justify her many sinful
actions.
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demapped:
(adj.)
the state of having been assasinated;
to have been figuratively taken off the map.
Always used in the past tense.
Example: The shopkeeper was found demapped
behind the counter.
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demoliated:
When
the ultimate, massive, final, non-reversible
destruction of something occurs;
a cross between demolish and exfoliate.
Example: When you drop a plate of food on
the driveway and as you turn to go back inside
the house to get something to try and rescue some
of the food, your friend drives over it with the
car as she is picking you up. The food and plate
have been demoliated.
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demon:
Person
who is an absolute legend.
Example: Larry. I got us front row tickets
for the concert.
Harry. You demon.
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demons
of stupidity: Mythical
entities responsible for illogical bureacracy,
paradoxical regulations, hard-to-use software,
and all problems that wouldn't exist if anyone in
charge had thought about them at all.
Coined by Scott Adams in Dilbert.
Example: The bank charges me a fee for
each electronic transaction I make--even though
I'm saving them money by not going into the bank
to be served by a teller. I guess they've been
possessed by the demons of stupidity.
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demonstraction:
demo
with flashy presentation style that masks product
shortcomings
Example: The input was so cool, we forgot
to ask where the data went in that
demonstraction!
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Dempo:
In
music, taking a song or a part of a song down
tempo, or slower. (See Umpo)
Example: Until we get the rythm down,
let's take it dempo.
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dench:
A
person who acts like a tosser, acts studidly.
Example: Stop acting like a dench.
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deniro
jockey: A
female who always expects the male to pay,
whether he is her boyfriend or not. Originally
from Vancouver CA, but supplanted to Sydney Aust
Example: I'm broke, my deniro jockey has
worn me/my wallet out
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denos:
the
male phenomenon of having chest hairs poking out
of the neck of your shirt.
Example: That guy would have been cute, if
he didn't have such a denos. (or if he wasn't
doing the denos)
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dental:
(adj)
Describes a situation that is like pulling
teeth--painful, annoying.
Example: Going to the DMV is dental.
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deokay:
To
reject or reverse approval of an action after
permission has previously been given;
to reverse a prior permission = to change the
rules, usually without notification.
Example: He did as he had done in the
past, but she deokayed it, acted angry, and then
used his action as the
basis for her betrayal, rejection, and desertion.
She then acted like it was all his fault.
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depictioneer:
A
person who spends her time writing and
illustrating use-case sceenarios for software
development.
Example: This part of the spec was done by
Betty, our staff depictioneer.
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deplenish:
To
subtract from, to take away from the whole, to
decrease.
Example: Reading books by certain prolific
authors may actually deplenish your knowledge.
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deposse:
To
break up one's posse for good. Also depossession.
Example: When everyone went off to
college, we had to deposse.
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deprecipitate:
Snow
shovelling or removing the precipitation.
Example: It snowed havily so I needed to
deprecipitate my parcetorium. (Latin term for
driveway.)
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dept:
Describing
word for a guy, especially when he's looking his
best.
Example: You're looking dept tonight,
Jimmy--you shouldnt have any trouble meeting some
new girls.
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Deputamatic:
Authoritative;
feels sovereign.
Example: James felt deputamatic toward the
little kids.
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Der:
Can
be used in two different situations. One, as a
substitute for no kidding when responding to an
obvious statement. (eg. Today is Saturday? Der!)
Two, to express exasperation over a situation.
(eg. You mean I have to get up at 9:00? Der!)
Example: Statement: You know, if you add
two and two, you get four. Response: Der!
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Der
Fuhrer: Any
person who physically resembles Adolf Hitler.
Example: Who wears short shorts? Der
Fuhrer wears short shorts.
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derder:
A
cardboard tube that used to be inside a roll of
toilet paper, paper towels, or wrapping paper.
Called a derder because kids of all ages
inevitably hold the tube to their mouth and say
der der der
and make other nonsensical sounds.
Example: Hand me that big derder.
I need it to mail this poster to my friend.
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derect:
To
tear down; the opposite of the verb to erect.
Example: As soon as we derect the tent, we
can head out.
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derflamminloggin:
This
is my husband's name for those pseudo-logs that
you can burn in the fireplace.
Example: Honey, it's kind of cold out. Do
you want to burn derflamminloggin in the
fireplace tonight?
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derstand:
To
not comprehend, to be confused--opposite of
understand.
Example: Sorry, I derstand you. Please
repeat the question.
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des:
to
be desperate for someone or something, to really
like and want it
Example: Damn Donna des's for Ray Lee
across the street.
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describitory:
Superfluously
painting a verbal picture
Example: The describitory to define a
baseball as a spherical orb composed of a
processed rubber ball
the size of a ping-pong ball, encased in tightly
wound string, and covered in two pieces of
bleached
cowhide expertly fitted together and stitched
with finely woven red thread, tested for hardness
and
durability.
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Desk
Jockey: Someone
who does nothing all day but sit behind a desk.
Often used to describe someone in a cool, manly
type profession (Air Force, Mountain Climbing)
but who
doesn't actually do anything cool or manly, just
preens about as if he actually has a life.
Example: Chris keeps going on and on about
fighter jets, but he's just a desk jockey. The
only thing he ever really flew is off the handle.
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desouled:
stripped
of one's soul, trust, emotions, etc.--like
heartbroken, but worse.
Example: He was completely desouled when
she left him.
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despediate:
(des-PEE-dee-ate)
To take leave or dismiss oneself from a
conversation, meeting, etc. From the Spanish,
despedirse.
Example: Maria heard me coming down the
hall and quickly despediated herself from the
telephone. I have to go now, she said, I have to
drive my friend to the airport.
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desperadoo:
The
kind of hair style in which a long (desperate)
ponytail is coupled with no hair top.
You will see this sort clinging to the hair that
will grow while the top is losing more and more
hair.
An extension of the slang doo describing hair
styles. A variation of doo.
Example: What's with the desperadoo,
Chris? You could always make a hairpiece from
that ponytail and start all over again.
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Despicion:
The
feeling toward something despised.
Example: I hold Windows in despicion.
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dessert
pocket: Humorously
used to refer to that part of the stomach
reserved for dessert.
Especially well developed in teenagers, this
allows a person eating a large,
group meal such as Christmas dinner to be full on
meat or vegetables,
but perfectly capable of eating multiple servings
of cake or pie.
Example: (Everyone is sitting and
commenting about how full they are. Dessert is
announced.)
Someone (often a grandchild): Some pie sounds
good to me.
More senior family member: You have quite a
dessert pocket there.
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destinated:
Amateur
radio operator signifying that he's reached his
destination.
Example: I'm destinated; I'll talk with
you when I'm on the move again.
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destinesia:
reaching
a destination and forgetting why you went there
Example: he/she suffers from destinesia
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destinkify,
destinkifier: To
shower, or, in noun form, the shower. See
rainbox.
Example: You reek. Go destinkify.
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destructions:
The
instructions for any mechanical device or
unassembled product that, when followed
step-by-step, will either render the item useless
or cause serious injury.
Example: Okay, here's the Destructions, it
should be no problem to put this bicycle
together.
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detritest,
detritester: To
pick up candy, food, cigarettes, etc. off the
street and check for damage (usually before
consuming). Someone who acts thusly.
Example: There was this hot dog in the
bin. I mean, it only looked about a day old, so I
picked it up and detritested it. Tasted great!
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deuce:
To
poke someone in the eye with two fingers.
Example: Sometimes I wear a special face
mask so that I can't be deuced.
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deuce-and-a-quarter:
Reflects
the number 225.
Example: That will cost you a
deuce-and-a-quarter. Back in the day I drove a
deuce-and-a-quarter.
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Devil-Billy:
A
proper noun used to describe someone who is
acting in an outrageous or devious manner.
Example: You replaced the vanilla ice
cream with lard? You're the Devil-Billy.
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devon:
means
BALD, having no or little hair
Example: e.g. look at that devon head
(pointing at gramps with no hair)
or what devon feet you have (no hair on feet when
have hairy legs)
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Dewdney
Trunk Road: Used
in conversatation with someone who knows the
Vancouver Lower Mainland. An expression of cool,
wow, awesome or apocalyptic. Sometimes this
describes an outdoor drinking binge.
Example: Whoa! Dewdney Trunk Road.
Oh, man, I got a headache--we did 3 days on
Dewdney Trunk Road .
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dewey:
A
person for whom a bicycle is primary
transportation due to the loss of her driver's
license for illegal substance use.
Homonym for DUI--Driving Under the Influence.
Example: There goes a real dewey on that
bike. I heard the cops got her for drunken
driving twice.
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Dexlexia:
A
condition that causes the transposition of
letters in words while typing.
Example: My figners hvae dexlexia today,
so forgive my spleling.
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dexterfreebish:
Ssnobbish,
stuck up.
Example: Some rich kids are
dexterfreebishes.
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dez:
Short
for derelict. It can be used many ways to
describe a bum on the street or a friend slow on
the uptake.
Example: Look at that drunken old dez on
the corner.
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dharma
situation: Participating
in any activity that you would otherwise avoid
like the plague simply because it will give you a
chance to ogle members of the opposite sex. Can
be used by male or female. From Jenna Elfman's
character on the execrable show _Dharma and
Greg_.
Example: Yes, I watch _Baywatch_ every
week, but it's purely for the dharma situation.
OR The only reason I'm at this party is for the
dharma situation.
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dhinchak:
Adjective
used when you see really weird clothing on nice
people.
Example: Remember Smita's dhinchak tiger
skirt?
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dhl:
to
send something via courier
Example: I dhl'd the package to you
yesterday.
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DHR:
also,
Demon Hell Ride. a very, very rough time, as
would be experienced during a schitzophrenic
episode. Origin: the music of Wesley Willis,
which is inspired by his own schizophrenic
episodes
Example: The phone hasn't stopped ringing
all day. I didn't even get time to take my lunch.
I'm on a major DHR, today.
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Dhr:
When
someone does something stupid or a remark is not
liked.
Example: Well, I have the best car money
can buy....Response: Dhr.
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dhud:
A
lazy person.
Example: A dhud like Mac can never succeed
in life.
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diagonalistics:
Ability
to form a diagonal line.
Example: That line is curvy. You need to
work on your diagonalistics.
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diagonized:
the
dread of having an illness diagnosed
Example: I hate being diagonized by the
doctor.
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dialectic:
Extremely
interested in other dialects and picks up on them
quickly.
Example: Leigh is clearly dialectic.
Whenever she hears a new slang term, she
immediately and seamlessly incorporates it into
her existing vocabulary.
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diaper
diva: Pre-teens
who really like NSYNC and the Backstreet boys,
and try to dress like Britney Spears.
Example: Eww! Christina's a diaper diva.
She just turned 11, and she's wearing a tube top.
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Diatricationalism:
The
belief that all vacation and free time is
pointless.
Example: James had diatricationalism for
BMX and cliff jumping that summer.
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dibble:
a
little bit of something, as in food or drink
Example: How big of a piece of cake do you
want? Just a dibble.
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dibbley-doofus:
Non-specific
technological artifact. Used by engineers to
indicate components that they cannot remember the
names of. Usually acompanied by vigorous hand
waving and violent gesticulation.
Example: While Chris was holding the
spring clip he gestured to the bench and asked
Mike to pass the dibley-doofus. Unfortunately,
Mike passed him a thingy instead.
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dibbs:
A
set of clothing, often with accessories.
Example: Hey, Lauryn! Nice dibbs.
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Dick
Dictator: The
female equivalent of being pussy whipped.
Example: I'd ask Jane but she's so Dick
Dictated she'd never go with us.
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dicked:
Cheated.
Example: You got dicked out of that deal.
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dickens:
Unit
to measure pain. Derived from the phrase, Hurts
like the dickens.
Example: When I cut my finger, I
experienced about 23 kilo-dickens of pain.
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dicknotized:
The
state of sexual/emotional limbo that the average
teenage girl enters when she finds her first real
male sexual partner, thereby causing her to skip
school, neglect her academics, drop friends, etc.
Example: I don't know if this is too
sexually explicit or not, but...I am a HS English
teacher, and this word came up in a class
discussion about a student we hadn't seen in
months. A fellow classmate of this young lady
informed me that the missing student had gotten
together with Jeremy, and she is all dicknotized
now. You won't see her again.
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dictionary:
This
is where all words are found.
Example: Can't find that word in the
dictionary? Try the pseudodictionary, mate.
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did
I hear a niner in there?: A
reply for when somebody is attempting to lie, but
falters horribly. From _Tommy Boy_.
Example: Yeah, sorry I didn't call, but I
smashed...my...brand new...Porsche
into...a...light-post.
Did I hear a niner in there?
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did
it great: A
question about something that took place in the
recent past; did it go well?
Example: Ed: I just had a job interview.
Ted: Did it great?
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did
you get my invitation: Refers
to a pending invitation to bite one's lower
posterior
in response to a perceived insult or as a
childish retort.
Example: You're an idiot.
Did you get my invitation?
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diddly:
Nothing.
Example: It don't mean diddly to me.
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diddly
squat: Don't
mean nothin'. Actually, it does mean nothing.
Example: I din't get diddly squat from
that class.
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diddly-Widdle:
A
direction when all other directions just wont do.
Example: Just go right, then make a left.
Now, all ya got to do is...diddly-widdle on Oak
and you're there.
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diddums:
Mocking
diminutive, used when someone is being overly
whiny.
Example: A: I just broke a nail! B: Awww,
poor diddums.
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didilate:
To
lie about the time of day when asked, especially
in a manner that would cause the requester to
panic about being late for some important event.
Example: I don't have my watch. What time
is it, John?
It's half past nine.
Oh my god! Are you serious?! I'm late for my
final exam!
Settle down! I'm didilating, it's really fifteen
after eight.
Whew! I hate you, John.
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didiot:
(did-ee-it)
a stupid person, often used between friends...
Example: Jayme: Bah! Marsha, you can be
such a didiot!
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didoes:
Cute
animal antics, such as rolling by a frisky,
friendly feline. Possible Scottish origin.
Example: The tabby kitten did didoes on
the floor as her belly was scratched.
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die
aria: A
solo sung in an opera while the singer dies a
tragic death.
Example: The soprano performed a moving
die aria at the end of _Madame Butterfly_.
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diehardcore:
In
the world of fandom there are diehards and
hardcore people.
But if you are above both of that then you are a
diehardcore.
Example: Johny was a real diehardcore fan
of that baseball team.
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diesel:
Tough,
unstoppable.
Example: Shaq is a diesel. He can mow
through any defense.
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dieseldo:
Right
item.
Example: Selection of the closest item to
which one is looking for. Dieseldo, thanks.
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dieselfitter:
Clothing
inspector in a garment factory.
Example: Holding up a pair of undergarment
checking for size, passes inspection, says:
Dieselfitter!
(These'll fit her!)
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difirenta:
No
value; no attantion; no care.
Example: It is absolutly difirenta to me.
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difted:
Different,
strange, a little weird in the head.
Example: A lot of the guys at school stay
away from the punkers, just 'cause they're
difted.
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digga:
A
crash or faceplant. Take a or have a digga.
Diggaed: A bad state. Diggaman: Person in bad
state.
Example: A. What happened to your knee? B.
I took a digga.
How are you feeling?
Diggaed
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digger:
A
guy doing the groundwork with the laidez.
Example: That guy has been talking to
Felicity all night. What a digger.
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diggidy-swizz:
a
way to say something was truly cool, great, or
exciting.
Example: Man, did you see that girl? She
was the diggidy-swizz!
-or-
I've heard lots of good jam bands, but Phish is
truly the diggidy-swizz!
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diggle:
A
male doorstop made from coiled metal with a
plastic cap.
The diggle prevents the doorknob from making a
hole in the drywall.
The diggle makes the sound digg-ull, digg-ull,
digg-ull when sprung.
Example: Mom, this is a boy house. There
is a diggle behing every door.
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digicaterponysaurus:
A
generic name for a digital-based service which
remains nameless due to incompetence. A digital
service with no future.
Example: That new media company is most
definitely a Digicaterponysaurus.
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digilliterate:
1.
Offensive term for people who are not able to
operate computers or program VCRs.
2. Uneducated: having an inadequate education in
or knowledge of a computers,
or none at all; digitally illiterate
3. making many language mistakes: full of or
making many basic errors in the use of improper
coding.
noun (plural digi·lit·er·ates)
offensive term: an offensive term for somebody
who lacks education and knowledge, especially
somebody who cannot read or write code
[15th century. From Latin illiterat(t)us ,
literally not lettered, from lit(t)eratus
lettered, learned (see literate ).]
digi·lit·er·ate·ly adverb
digi·lit·er·ate·ness noun
Example: The schmuck the boss hired to fix
this program is a complete digilliterate.
My mother-in-law is a digilliterate. She couldn't
program a freakin' toaster!
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digiphernalia:
Digitally
enabled paraphernalia.
Example: One can just imagine what
ridiculous digiphernalia these people will be
presenting at Comdex next year.
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digital:
To
either love or hate something or someone. A
binary state. No shades of gray.
Example: The reviews were digital. The
movie's either really, really good or really,
really bad. I want to know which.
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digital
ganglia: The
mess of wires, cables, and cords that hang from
the back of your average computer workstation.
Example: My attempt at locating the other
end of the USB cable amongst the digital ganglia
behind my computer ultimately proved futile.
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digital
issue: An
issue on which you are either for or against,
love or hate, but not anywhere in between.
Opposite is an analogue issue where degrees of
support are possible. Really should be binary
issue from the analogy with 1/0, but that's very
20th Century, while digital/analogue is more
contemporary.
Example: Don't you think whether you like
Philip Glass is a digital issue?
I mean, you either love his music or it drives
you mad.
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digital
room: The
part of the brain where bland items are stored,
but where they are not analyzable
by humor, emotion, human, or aesthetic
sensibilities.
Example: Maybe girls will like me more if
I get a really cool website. -/- Sounds like that
idea has been floating around in your digital
room for a little too long.
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Digital
Smog: The
overabundance of misinformation and erroneous
data on the internet that gets in the way of the
viable and supportable information you require.
Example: I was not able to find accurate
information on the subject due to the digital
smog.
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dike:
To
crudely isolate or remove a component from a
piece of machinery or electronic equipment.
Example: Look, if that stupid blown fuse
is what you think's causing Project Ducky to
explode, dike it out!
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dilbry:
Idiot,
foolish. Australian slang.
Example: You broke it! well, your're a
dilbry aren' you.
Hey dilbry! It's here. Have you got eyes or what?
Where is it? Dilbry over there lost it !
If you think the police won't catch you then,
you're a bloody dilbry.
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dillatation:
The
medical condition of seeing unusually large
pickles everywhere.
Example: Due to dillation, he was refused
reentry into the delicatessen.
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dillerize:
to
take apart something that functions perfectly,
add or subtract parts, and make it not work
anymore. Whole process usually takes several
months and makes people mad.
Example: I wanted to watch a movie I
rented, but Andy dillerized the VCR and I can't.
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dillery:
Collection
of foolish people or group of things that defy
sense or logic.
Can also be used to describe a mistake in
judgement.
Example: Tell all the dillery they need to
get back to work. Please stop the dillery.
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DILLIGAD:
Do I
Look Like I Give A Damn
Example: Q. Honey, do you think I look
better in the red dress or the blue dress?
Honey:DILLIGAD!
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dilligaf:
who
cares
Example: I dont dillagif if i passs this
course or not.
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dilligaff:
Short
for Do I look like I care? When someone tells you
something you are uninterested in, instead of
saying I don't care,
just say dilligaff.
Example: Joe: Nice weather today. Mary:
Dilligaff!
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Dillio:
Deal.
Example: What's the dillio? Why are you
doing that?
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dillish:
this
is what my daughter called dill pickle relish
when she was about 2, so we all call it that now.
Example: I want some dillish on my hot
dog.
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dilly:
Variation
of the word deal.
Example: So what's the dilly with Jane;
she looks awfully glum.
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dillyicious:
Even
better than delicious.
Example: Mom, your pecan pie is
dillyicious.
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dillyun:
Top,
best, awesome, rocking, radge, top banana,
fantastic, supremely excellent.
Example: Which models would you rate
dillyun?
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dimbo:
A
mix of bimbo and dumbo
Example: That blonde is such a dimbo. I
can't believe she forgot the lid on the coffee
cup again.
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Dime
Bar!: Early
'90s UK slang, said to someone slow on the
uptake.
Comes from a TV advert. Used in the same context
as Duuuuh! or McFly!
Example: Hey, why are you wearing your
coat? Are you going outside? Dime bar!
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Dime
Sister: Describes
any person that is shallow, ditzy, or airheaded.
Example: Some of those cheerleaders are
sure dime sisters.
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Dimepiece:
An
attractive woman. The dime refers to a perfect
10.
Example: Mary has a pretty face and curves
in all the right places. She's definitely a
dimepiece.
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dimlop:
Describes
one who is dizzy, dippy, thick, or just generally
not all there.
A dimlop usually inadvertently provides a certain
amount of entertainment to onlookers.
Example: No, you dimlop, you can't do that
with elves.
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dimp:
A
person who insults you in a cheap department
store by asking, Do you work here?
Example:
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Dine
'n' Dash: Di·ne
n dash (dine n dash) v. 1. Eat and leave without
paying. Eat and run.
Example: The food and service at the
restaurant was so bad the group decided to dine
and dash.
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dinfast:
The
meal eaten late at night that is a combination of
a late dinner and an early breakfast.
Example: That was a delicious dinfast.
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ding:
Southern
Americana, short for ding-a-ling, describing a
person who is pretty much out to lunch all the
time,
living in his own little world, maybe not stupid,
but might as well be.
Example: He's a real ding.
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Dingit:
A
way to say Dangit from Canada
Example: Dingit, my took fell into the
igloo
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Dingleberry:
Mild
friendly insult. Literal translation: Those
little balls of lint that accumulate at the end
of body hair.
Example: Stop playing that N'Sync song you
Dingleberry!
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Dingus:
A
person whom is of very low intelligence, or
annoying.
Example: Mike is a dingus.
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DINK:
Dual
Income-No Kids. Often phrased as DINK couple
Example: A doctor and a lawyer make a good
DINK couple.
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dink:
Australian
slang. To give someone a lift on the handle-bars
of your bicycle.
Example: Kid 1: Let's go down to the
beach! Kid 2: I can't, my bike's broken. Kid 1:
No worries, I'll dink you!
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dink:
Submarine
slang. Contraction of delinquent.
Adjective: Failure to complete qualification
requirements in the expected time.
noun: A person who is delinquent in
qualifications.
Example: You're dink! No movies, no cards,
and no sleep until you're qualified!
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dinkin:
Used
to describe the act of wasting time or goofing
off instead of being productive.
Example: The chemistry teacher noticed
that instead of working on their lab project, two
of his female students
were busy melting the tips of their eyeliner
pencils with the bunsen burners.
He promptly admonished them saying, Girls! Would
you quit dinkin around and get to work, PLEASE!?
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Dinkum
Thinkum: Sharp
Thinker. From The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by
Robert A. Heinlein.
Example: Mike was a fair Dinkum Thinkum,
sharpest computer you'll ever meet.
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dinno:
didnt
know
Example: i dino u were a prissy!
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Dinny
fink sae, DFS: I
don't think so. To disagree or indicate that a
person may be Talking bollocks for Scotland.
Example: Macaulay: Yeah, I pulled this
really good looking burd at the weekend.
Jonny: Dinny fink sae.
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dint:
Did
not.
Example: You stole my candy!
No I dint!
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dip:
to
eavesdrop on someone's conversation
Example: Hey, quit dipping, I wasn't
talking to you.
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dip:
to
leave somewhere quickly, to make a speedy return.
Example: I'm about to dip to the store and
get gallon of milk.
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diplomates:
Couples
who marry for political or financial gain.
Example: Bill and Hillary are the
quintessential diplomates.
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dipstick:
Idiot,
moron, stupid person.
Example: He knew the ice on the lake was
only an inch thick. But the dipstick walked on it
and fell through, anyway!
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dir-nastic:
Adj.
a combination of the words 'dirty' and 'nasty,'
employed to express ones profound or extreme
disgust for something
Example: That is one dir-nastic auto
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directional:
Has
no meaning but looks good when used by posers
Example: This report is realistic, timely
and directional in its approach.
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directionally
challenged: For
one who gets lost easily, no matter how small the
space.
Example: I thought you said you knew this
mall inside and out. What are you, directionally
challenged?
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dirtaly:
the
state of being dirty
Example: the cloths were very dirtaly,
only washing them will make them clean again.
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dirte:
Deertay.
Another more powerful and cooler way of saying
dirty.
Example: Jhonny! Quit looking at that
dirte magazine. It's ruining your ability to
spell.
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dirtt:
Typo
for dirty. Same pronunciation and meaning.
Results from hitting a key with the left
forefinger rather than the right forefinger.
Example: The emperor in _Amadeus_ said Too
many notes. I say, Too many dirtt words.
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dirty:
When
something or someone is getting on your nerves or
bothers you.
Example: 1. Julie dirty won't leave me
alone.2. I sat for a dirty hour waiting on the F
train.
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dirty
dog: another
name for Greyhound bus line. Origin 1: grey =
dirty + hound = dog; Origin 2: Greyhound busses
aren't the cleanest or nicest way to travel.
Example: I can't afford a train or plane
ticket, so I have to take the dirty dog.
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dirty-bird-meal:
Any
chicken-related burger. Extra points for getting
a McDonalds' employee to serve you the right meal
using the term.
Example: I'll have a Big Mac and a
dirty-bird meal with fries and a coke.
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dirty-laundry:
Someone
or something that feels naughty or over eager
towards the opposite sex.
Example: Jenny felt irritated by that
dirty-laundry for trying to pick her up in a
Waffle House.
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disaffected:
Shows
no emotion or feeling when something bad or scary
happens.
Example: I was 3 inches away from getting
hit by a truck crossing the street last night and
other than getting a sudden hydrinalin rush out
of it I was disaffected by it.
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disassembleation:
The
process of manufacturing or building something
for the sole purpose of taking it apart again.
Example: We will increase profits and
productivity by decreasing the amount of
disassembleation
scheduled for this month.
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disastrophy:
an
unexpected event that has a serious, immediate,
negative impact on ones life.
Example: ex.1 When the comet hit the
village, it was total disastrophy. ex.2 Since his
wife left him, John thinks his life has been a
complete disastrophy
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discaboobliated:
Being
flustered or confused.
Example: Having that beautiful girl come
up and talk to me left me all discaboobliated.
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dischinect:
When
you hang up on someone because your chin hits the
disconnect button. Usually occurs when the phone
is wedged between your ear and shoulder.
Example: Sorry, didn't mean to hang up on
ya--we were dischinected.
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disco
Leg: The
shaking or jiggling of a single leg
absentmindedly or obsessively when nervous.
Usually consists of moving one knee up and down
by bouncing the leg on the ball of one foot when
in the sitting position.
Also descriptive of decrepit or infected
livestock.
Example: Jethro, I think one of your dairy
cows might have BSE (Bovine Spongiform
Encephalopathy)--
it's got a clear case of disco leg.
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disco
nap: Going
to sleep one or two hours before a big night of
clubbing.
Example: I must take a disco nap before
heading out to see Richie Hawtin spin tonight.
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discolicious:
Combination
of disco and delicious used to describe something
that is retro, yet cool.
Can anything be both retro and cool?
Example: Wow, did you see that guy's
spandex suit? It was discolicious.
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discom-bebop-ulation:
The
need to turn down the car radio when you are lost
Example: We are not lost - turn down the
radio so I can find our way
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discombluberated:
Confused;
confounded; unable to concentrate; totally at a
loss; without a clue.
Example: She had so many things on her
mind and was so busy, she became totally
discombluberated.
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discombobulate:
(diss-com-bob-you-lay-ted)
Verb: To mess up, destroy, re-arrange, shuffle,
or otherwise cause to be in a state of disarray.
Example: My car is all discombobulated. I
need to get a new one.
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discombobulated:
Totally
oblivious to the present due to severe
confusement from any source.
Example: After babysitting five children
who were anything but angels, the woman
discovered her house was on fire, lost her purse,
and credit card, causing her to become utterly
discombobulated when a typical thought process
was required.
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disconfect:
v.
To sterilize a piece of confection (lollypop) you
dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming
this will 'remove' all the germs.
Example: After dropping my lollipop, I
quickly disconfected it before shoving it back
into my mouth.
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discopone:
Discopone
originates from a misheard lyric in the Madonna
song Ray of Light.
The lyric is actually I feel like I just got
home, but many hear it as I feel like a
discopone.
A Madonna fan and literary scholar looked up pone
in the OED to find that it is an archaic form of
poon. Said scholar interpreted the word to mean a
woman who enjoys an active social life,
resists sexual objectification, yet is powerfully
confident in her own sexuality.
An influential group of women on the eastern
seaboard of the U.S. uses it with pride to
describe themselves. Madonna herself is called
the Mother Pone.
Example: You want the discopone? You can't
handle the discopone.
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discussment:
A
heated discussion that borders on being an
argument.
Example: They're having a heated
discussment about politics.
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disemboobily:
A
state of utter confusion, usually caused by
interaction with an animal.
Example: I was struck disemboobily by the
bumblebees flying around.
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Disenable:
The
crippiling of a software feature, as an indirect
result of adding another software feature.
Example: I installed a new codec that
works fine for MPEG4, but it disenabled MPEG3
playback.
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disenfreelanced:
Combines
disenfranchised and freelance to describe the
mood and status of many people in various
branches of the media industries at the
moment--laid off, disenchanted, and forced into
part-time or freelance work.
Example: John doesn't work on that
magazine anymore--he's disenfreelanced now.
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disfragmentor:
A
person who recreates a story or scenario using
personal journals and other sources..
Example: The disfragmentor used interviews
with elder family members to write a family
history.
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disfunktional:
A
feeling of confusion and disorientation, normally
in the morning after a long night.
Example: Stop being so disfunktional.
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disgroostifying:
Very
disgusting, often in a humorous way. Synonyms
include disgroostificating and disgustifying.
Example: When you burp like that, it's
absolutely disgroostifying.
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disgussed:
(verb,
past tense) had an unpleasant discussion
Example: We disgussed the slipping
schedule earlier today.
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disgustipate:
A
word to show extreme disgust.
Example: Get away, you disgustipate me. OR
That expired milk is disgustipating.
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Disgustipating:
When
something is both shocking and disgusting aswell.
Example: When the baby blew that dog's
head clean off, that was disgustipating.
Now, let's go sip some hot coca, and play a game
of pictionary.
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disgusto:
The
manner in which a person pretending disgust might
tell a story with great relish.
Example: ...and then she rolled off the
table,
staggered to her feet,
the chocolate sauce was dribbling down her
blouse,
and she tried to remove the groom's shirt, he
said with disgusto.
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disguys:
To
hide or disguise one’s sickness, injury, or
other malady in order to avoid attacks,
while down and weakened and stressed, by bosses,
wives, children, etc.; to fake
wellness, mostly a guy trait = why men don’t
go to doctors much.
Example: He had to disguys so that the
vultures around him, waiting to rip him off and
tear him to
pieces, did not know of his plight, so he could
survive to fight another day.
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Dish:
Date
Example: I've got a dish with a fish fish=
good looking guy.. (see fish)
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dislipsia:
the
tendency to reverse or invert the spoken language
Example: you've got that ACK-BASSWARDS.
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disnacular:
Very
childish; unable to accept the reality of what
the world really is.
Example: Don't be so disnacular--we need
you to be mature about this.
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Disnomic:
Inabillty
to remember names.
Example: I'm disnomic, I remember faces
but not names.
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disorientatedness:
Being
disoriented.
Example: This whole disorientatedness is
so confusing.
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Dispangular:
Anywhere.
Example: I think this survey is totally
dispangular.
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dispoclog:
Having
all of the dishes in the sink with the garbage
disposal.
Example: I can't throw away this roasted
spinach because we have a dispoglog in the
kitchen.
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Disposable
Pretense: phrase
meaning a ruse or feigned excuse calculated to
obtain what is truly desired. Delightfully
multi-purpose, for if what seemed desirable
really isn't, the pretense can be enjoyed. If the
true purpose is to be obtained without need for
the Pretense, it can be easily disposed of.
Example: Hey, why don't we get together
and, erm, work on that project Friday night? Erm,
my place? 9pm?
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disqualmed:
To
feel misgivings, out of sorts and confused.
Example: When I saw my dad in my mom's new
bra, I felt disqualmed.
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Disthespia:
The
inability to remember what actor played what
part.
Example:
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Ditch:
Finish,
stop doing, leave.
Example: This sucks, let's ditch.
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ditto:
to
agree with something another's said or instead of
repeating another's already said
Example: Jesse: That band blows! Katie:
Ditto. Jesse: Later. Katie: ditto
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ditzerqueen,
ditzqueen: The
lead girl in a group of ditzes. Ditzes are not
very smart and never make decisions on their own.
Example: See the tall blonde one? She's
the ditzerqueen!
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diva
living: High-end
living on a budget--fashion clothing for bargain
prices. Can also be used as a term for a fabulous
attitude.
Example: My new outfit is diva living!
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divalicious:
Larger
than life bitch diva.
Example: No longer the country girl, the
big bad city had turned her divalicious.
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Diverse:
One
who is in the minority, especially ethnically,
even if that person taken alone is comprised of
only one ethnicity
Example: Enrique is diverse; Ebonee is
diverse; John is not.
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Django
kill: A
particularly nasty accident with the tomato
ketchup; anything which looks gory but isn't.
Example: That squashed fruit on the road
is a Django Kill.
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DJfreeloader:
a
person who has unjustifiably built up his own
self image, while still relying on others to do
anything for them
Example: Awww that guy can't do anything,
he's djfreeloader
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djou:
Did
you. Occasionally do you?
Example: Djou already wash the car?
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dl:
Short
for down low, meaning secret.
Example: Keep Wally's surprise party on
the dl.
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DMY:
Short
for Don't Mess Yourself. Used when someone
overreacts
Example: DMY, Rich. It was an accident.
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DNF:
Does
Not Finish or Did Not Finish. Used whenever
several people are trying to do the same job at
the same time and everyone else finishes ahead of
one person.
Example: We were all trying to cook
omelets and Bill DNFed.
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do
me a solid: used
in reference to asking a favor
Example: Yo, do me a solid and pass me
that eraser.
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Do
what ?: This
is a term used by rednecks when one is attempting
to have you repeat what you've said?
Example: Tom to Bubba, Hey Bubba what time
is it? Bubba replies Do what now?
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do'h:
All
purpose exclamation as popularized by Homer
Simpson
Example: Hey, Homer, should your car be
towed away like that? Do'h!
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Do'h:
(Make
famous by Homer Simpson.) Used to show regret
upon doing a stupid act or forgetting something.
Example: Homer, did you remember to wear
pants? Do'h!
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doable:
Able
to be done. See non-doable.
Example: Since non-doable was already
listed in pseudodictionary.com, Rebecca thought
submitting its opposite for inclusion in the
dictionary was doable.
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doag:
A
cigarette.
Example: I was having a nicotene fit, so I
asked my friend if I could bum a doag from his
pack of Marlboros, not having any of my own.
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dobber:
Someone
who is acting dumb, stupid, silly. Lifted from a
TV show.
Example: Quit being such a dobber.
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dobbler:
A
person of limited social ability.
Example: Bob from Accounting is a real
dobbler.
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dobo:
A
name for someone who does something idiotic.
Example: Great move, dobo.
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doctor:
One
who has acted in an especially stupid manner,
usually resulting in personal harm. A person with
a PhD in stupid.
Example: I was driving and wasn't payin'
attention--fiddling with my cd--and I rear-ended
a police car. I felt like such a doctor.
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dode:
1.
The last half-swallow of beer at the bottom of
the mug. 2. Can also be used as a verb to
describe a person.
Example: 1. I'm all out of cash and all
I've got left in my beer is the dode. 2. Chris is
hitting on Danielle again. He's a dode.
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dodobber:
A
name for anything you don't know the name for.
Example: While putting together the
computer desk, I couldn't figure out where the
little oblong dodobber went.
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doflicky:
The
same as thingamabob or doohickey. Something for
which you've forgotten or cannot remember the
name.
Example: Please hand me that doflicky over
there next to that thingamabob.
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dog:
a
close, trusted friend- man's best friend.
Example: Tony and Lester Joe are my dogs-
I'd trust them with anything.
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dog:
adjective
used to describe things that are gross, ugly,
stinky, bad, etc
Example: this tastes like dog or it smells
like dog in here or she looks like dog
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dog
breath: what
you have in the morning after a night of drinking
a ton of beer smokin a pack of ciggs and whatever
else
Example: Dont kiss me you pig get some
clothes on and get rid of that dog breath
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dogfood:
A
verb from the high tech industry. Meaning to use
what you are selling. From old TV commercials
where a celebrity would endorse Alpo: This is
Lorne Greene. I feed my own dogs Alpo!
Example: Bill Gates uses Microsoft Word.
He has to show the world he's dogfooding.
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dognose:
Dyslexic
atheist's version of God knows.
Example: A. Where's Johnny? B. Dognose.
Probably in the pub.
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dogs:
feet
Example: It feels so good to let my dogs
out (of my shoes).
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DOHAB:
Someone
who's stupid or lacking in common sense. Dropped
on Head at Birth.
Example: Don't mind Fred, he's a DOHAB.
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dohickey:
Otherwise
known as the thingamajigger, whatchamacallit or
that thing that I don't know the name of.
Example: Hey, Bob, what's that little
dohickey do?
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dohser:
Adapted
from user - technology industry jargon for
customer and the frequent utterance of Homer
Simpson, doh, meaning I just did/thought/said
something stupid. Hence, a dumb user is a dohser.
Example: (pron. DO-zer) And then the
dohser said, I didn't realise the drink holder on
my PC would also play CD-ROMs!
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doi:
A
response to any statement of the obvious.
Example: STATEMENT: Wow that accident must
have hurt. RESPONSE: doi!
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Doike:
To
move your body in a certain way to produce a bad
way of playing certain sports.
Example: Kiri doiked her shoulder around
which prevented her from scoring points in
basketball.
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doing
stuff: To
do amazingly well at something.
Pinball slang from Ohio State, taken from the
kid's usual answer to the question
What have you been doing?
Example: He got the high score on that
machine--he's really doing stuff now.
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doink:
Someone
lacking sufficiant cranial capacity. A moron,
idiot etc.
Example: That doink just ate all the food
and drank all the beer for the party tonight.
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dole:
Slang
for unemployment.
Example: I'll never be able to work
again--I've been so spoiled living on the dole.
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Dolled
Up: Dressing
up, embellishing.
Example: A: I sold the car as soon as I
dolled it up a little.
B: I'm going to this big club tonight and I need
to get all dolled up.
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dolphin
clicking: When
two people of similar interests can talk in a
language that is not common.
Example: I'm really glad you two met; you
seem to be dolphin clicking.
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dolt:
Arcane
word used by aficionados of Dungeons &
Dragons to describe a stupid person.
Example: You can't microwave a metal
spoon, you dolt!
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domainopause:
(n)
The condition of really, really wanting to
register that swank or supposedly-clever domain
name,
but holding off or not being able to because it
just isn't practical or affordable.
Example: Hell, I almost lent my roommate
the 30 bucks to register hoosierdaddy.com so I
wouldn't have to listen to him bemoaning his
domainopause all month. I didn't because I know
he'd never pay me back.
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dome:
your
head, above the face.
Example: John just got mugged! They
slapped a lead pipe against his dome!
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don't
implode: An
exhortation not to lose structural stability in
an emotional or melodramatic fashion.
Example: When saying goodbye to friends
for the evening, Don't implode.
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don't
sleep on...: It
means don't underestimate something or someone.
Example: Hey, don't sleep on MAX DUGAN
RETURNS. It's a classic.
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Don't-ask:
A
word to describe a situation or feeling that is
generally unpleasant and, well, you just don't
want to talk about it.
Example: JaneDoe. So, John, I hear you
spilled coffee all over your boss's dress.
JohnDoe. Don't-ask.
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donc:
French
for so. Used when someone says something really
obvious or you don't know where she's
heading next with what she's saying.
Example: A. I'm going to go diving with
some big, chunky octopuses tomorrow.
B. Donc?
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doneanddone:
finished
this, finished that.
Example:
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dontalistic:
The
state of being embraced with passion and
excitement.
Example: The play was filled with
dontalistic.
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donucular:
Cylindrical
or hemi-spherical.
Example: That bowl is really donucular. So
is that tire.
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donut:
To
drive your car in a tight circle.
Example: Hang on, I'm gonna pull a donut!
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doo-di-doo:
A
cardboard tube from the middle of a roll of paper
towels that is used as a trumpet.
Example: What instrument does Greg play?
All he can handle is the doo-di-doo.
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doobery-sprocket:
something
or someone you can't remember the name of.
Example: Oh, look over there it's erm...
doobery-sprocket
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doobrey:
generic
noun for something whose name you can't remember,
or just can't be bothered using.
Example: If it doesn't fit just whack it
with the doobrey.
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dood:
Same
as dude, only way cooler.
Example: Dood, whadup?
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doodletext:
Text
without meaning.
Example: Often found in newspaper,
magazines, and government papers.
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doodlism:
An
abstract art form in which a bored student draws
randomly in his notebook,
accidentally creating an interesting image.
Example: Math class has inspired many
works of doodlism.
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doof:
Someone
silly or funny.
Example: Chris thinks he's funny, but he's
the wrong kind of doof.
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doof:
Australian
slang for a rave party--refers to noise of bass.
Example: You going to the doof out in the
bush?
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dooficious:
Adjectival
form of doofus. Adverbial form = dooficiously.
Example: It is redundant to say that a
dooficious doofus is waiting dooficiously in the
dungeon.
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dooflinky:
(doo-fling-kee)
A word used for any noun that is not a person.
Example: Bring me that dooflinky! or: Turn
the dooflinky off!
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Dooflotchy:
Can
mean anything meant to mean something one says.
Use it anywhere for anything.
Example: You stupid Dooflotchy!
This Dooflotchy's giving me a rash.
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doognoobit:
Interjection
used to express anger, irritation, or
disappointment.
Example: Doognoobit! I forgot my pen in my
locker!
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doohickey:
wet
stuff that forms on your hickey early in the
morning.
Example: Say, what's that doohickey?
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dooley:
an
object that,while you know what you're speaking
about you can't remember it's proper
name,therefore it is up to the other person to
figure it out and take appropriate action
Example: The dooley on the car isn't
working,you know the thing that keeps it from
rusting.
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Dooley:
A
person who tries to look or act cool but really
comes off like a moron.
Example: Check out Dooley over there
acting like a moron.
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Dooly:
Usually
used as the dooly. Means the same thing as the
down low i.e., keep it quiet, don't tell anyone
Example: Tom and Jane broke up, but it's a
secret, so keep it on the dooly and don't tell
anyone.
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doom
sickness: Nausea
from excessive playing of 1st person POV computer
games.
Example: It doesn't feel like 9 o'clock,
maybe because I'm normally suffering from Doom
Sickness by now.
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doomaflop:
Word
used in place of a multiple syllable word that
you can't remember or do not understand
(First heard this word when a friend was telling
about his new computer.)
Example: Jason: My new computer has 650
doomaflops and a cd-rom.
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doomafloppy:
Worthless,
limpy piece of thing.
Example: That dead worm is nothing but a
doomafloppy.
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doomey:
Derived
betwixtfrom doom and gloomy.
Example: Being cash-poor at the end of the
month, makes for a doomey rent day.
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dooododoo:
A
ditty sung when you have nothing to say, or
bored.
Example: Are you bored because you just
sang your dooododoo song?
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doordyslexic:
A
condition where a person is unable to follow
directions for opening a door-- i.e., when a
person tries to push open a door when a sign
clearly says pull.
Example: I just tried to push open the
door, when on the handle it said pull. I'm such a
doordyslexic!
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doork:
when
you approach a store, and the door says exit only
- the person who tries to go through these doors
anyway
Example: the doork couldn't understand why
he couldn't enter the store through the exit
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dootdoot:
Expression
of boredom, usually to break the silence.
Example: In an effort to get you to talk,
Drew would mumble, Dootdoot.
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doover:
Miscellaneous
item, usually one you can't remember the name of.
Substitute for thingo. Can be extended to
dooverlakie.
Example: I left the thingo on the doover.
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dooverlarkey:
Alternative
spelling & pronunciation of dooverlackie, for
a more relaxed flavour.
Example: Hand me that pointy dooverlarkey
so I can get this screw out, would you?
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doovy:
adjective:
good, interesting. particularly if useful
Example: i like my new stereo, it's a
pretty doovy piece of kit
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dope
off da heezy: Very
cool and outrageous. It can also be used as a
mockery of something.
Example: Yo dawg, that's dope off da
heezy!
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Dopeler
Effect: The
tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you in rapid succession. (From the
Washington Post Style Invitational, 1999)
Example: Only after I got out of that
meeting did realize that it was just the
presentation's Dopeler Effect that caused me to
like the idea: a motel for chickens, adjoining
all you can eat feedhouse, and KFC franchise
right next door.
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dord:
A
non-existent word entered in the second edition
of Webster's New International Dictionary by
mistake (that I feel sorry for and wish to submit
it back into a dictionary).
Example: [see
http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words1.html for
information]
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doris:
A
parking spot right out front of where you want to
be
Example: I'd thought I'd have to park
miles away, but I jagged a doris.
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dork-style:
When
you're sitting at a table by yourself in a
restaurant or cafeteria--
because it makes you feel like a dork with no one
else sitting with you.
Example: Ed: I'm back. Ted: Good, I was
getting tired of rocking it dork-style.
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dorkana,
dorkano: Female
form of the word dork.
As in the possible Spanish form.
Dorkano for males.
Used meaning stupid (in a funny way) or just not
thinking.
This is not a mean term, but rather a term to
jokingly make fun of someone and
bring attention to her action that caused her to
look so goofy.
Example: Sally couldn't believe what a
dorkano her friend was when he licked the ice
cream store sign's large ice cream cone.
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dorkasaurus:
Someone
who is so intensely dorky, the word dork alone
will not do her justice. See jerkosaurus.
Example: Check out the pocket protector on
that dorkasaurus. (See pocket protector at
ridleypearson.)
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dorkified:
Something
that has been made dorky.
Example: My brother got dorkified when he
turned thirteen.
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dorkify:
Used
as a transitive verb:to debase or make nerdy or
unweildy or any other negative connotation.
Example: You know, you dorkify everything
you touch. Nice blouse, nice skirt--but stripes
and plaids don't match. Change something.
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dorkis
maximus: A
person who attempts to do the right thing (save
the trees) but ends up tripping over a log,
inhabited by rabid squirrels, who then rampage
out biting all the birds and the bees in the
forest, thus producing rabid honey that is fed to
infants under three
years old which causes a horrible decline in the
human population.
As everyone turns to said Dorkis as she falls
face-flat into a mud puddle with mud guppies
jumping all over her.
Example: Sherry, dubbed Dorkis Maximus,
always tries to do the right thing but somehow
fails, causing more problems than she fixed; we
love her anyway.
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dorko:
Less
offensive form of jackass.
Example: Hey, dorko. Watch where you're
going.
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dorkus
amorkus: Someone
beyond being a dork.
Example: Sup, dorkus amorkus?
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dorkus
ficus: A
dork, nerd.
Example: Quit being such a dorkus ficus.
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dorkus
malorkus: a
huge dork.
Example: hey you idiot! it's not dorkus
amorkus, you dorkus malorkus!
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Dorm
food: Food
in name only, this material is manufactured from
wool and garbanzo beans and delivered to dorm
cafeterias the world over. Its only useful
function is that you get money from your parents
by claiming you will buy and eat it. Don't.
Example: This lentil pie your mom made is
dorm food. Let's go get anything else and eat
that instead.
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dorniker:
Large
stone or rock. A dorniker is a large stone that
hinders your work in the field, work such as
plowing or
disking. It's not in any dictionary and seems to
be a local term, not a made-up word on my part.
Maybe someone has heard of it.
Example: Rats, broke my blade on a
dorniker again.
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dorsajar:
Unfinished
feeling you are left with when you go to do
something, get distracted, and temporarily forget
what it was you were going to do. Similar to deja
vu. From the car alert prompt The door is ajar.
Example: I was running late so I put the
wine in the freezer to chill, but then when the
guests arrived, I totally forgot to take it out.
Half listening to the conversation with lingering
dorsajar , I kept double-checking the nibbles.
It was only when the wine exploded an hour later
that I remembered.
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dorsography:
Use
of a fingertip to write an invisible message on a
recipient's back.
Example: What he remembered most was how
ticklish Svetlana's dorsography made him. In the
short time they spent together, he came to love
if not understand the Cyrillic alphabet.
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dosh:
dollars
+ cash = dosh
Example: I'm taking you out tonight, as
I'm flush with dosh.
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doss:
Easy,
a pushover, useless, crappy.
Example: This is one doss example.
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doss:
to
inform on someone a little, but not as much as a
dossier
Example: Don't doss on me!
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dot
gone: unsuccessful
internet company
Example: pets.com
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dot
prom: A
company party usually at a start up that
celebrates nothing in particular.
It is neither tied to a holiday nor to a
milestone of the company.
Dot proms are either held in the office
after-hours complete with cheap decorations
(like the gymnasium for a public school prom) or
a ballroom is rented out and there is a more
elaborate theme
(like a private school prom).
Example: We had stayed late every night at
the office this week so we didn't want to stay
late again for another lame dot prom.
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dot-bum:
The
fallout from a dot-bomb; a laid-off web designer.
Example: What's Adam doing these days?
Well, ever since Pets.com imploded, he's been a
dot-bum.
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dot-com
boyfriend/girlfriend: A
sexual or romantic partner who requires a high
level of investment,
on which you will never see any return.
Example: I just finished putting my
dot-com boyfriend through medical school.
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dot-communism:
1. A
totalitarian system of enterprise where a single
authoritarian body controls the production of
lame web-based products, software, services, or
goods.
2. A system or theory that advocates the
elimination of a private life,
an actual IPO date, and long term financial
security.
Example: After two unproductive years of
disappointment and disrespect at
placeofemployment.com, John realized he had
become a victim of dot-communism. So he quit.
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dot-communism:
The
belief that all services provided over the
Internet should be free of charge.
Example: Ed. Have you seen
Pseudodictionary.com?
Ted. Yeah, it rocks. Someone's got a serious case
of dot-communism for sure.
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dotbomb:
A
dotcom that went under.
Example: What ever happened to that
website? Is it now a dotbomb?
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Double
Bagger: A
member of the opposite sex with an attractive
body but a face so ugly that one should put a bag
over one's own head just in case the bag on the
other person's head should fall off.
Example: Guy 1: Suzie has a terrific; but,
good God, what an ugly face. Guy 2: Yeah, she's a
double bagger.
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double
d-nial: State
of a woman with surgically-enhanced breasts who
claims they are natural.
Example: Britney Spears is in serious
Double D-nial.
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double
digit: Not
particularly intelligent, as in only two digits
in her IQ.
Example: She was so double digit, she
couldn't finish middle school.
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double
E: DwEEb,
gEEk.
Example: Chris is a double e
extraordinaire.
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double
nod, the: The
double nod is a true sign of a dork or loser.
As a common casual greeting one gives a nod to
the other person.
But when one gives two quick nods instead of one,
she is branded for life.
Throughout my own, and my friends’
experience this has been proven true.
Sometimes it may happen by accident, but if
repeated it is solid proof.
Try it, it just doesn’t look right either.
Talk to the people who do it, you’ll see
what I mean.
Example: Person 1: Chris gave me the
double nod today. Person 2: LOL. Nearby girl:
That confirms it. Chris is a dork.
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double
sawbuck: Twenty
dollar bill.
Example: Zak owes me a double saw buck.
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double
word score: Implying
that the fruits of your endeavours have doubled,
or at least greatly increased. From Scrabble.
Example: Wow, I got paid extra last week.
Double word score.
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double
yolked arsehole: To
do a double-yolked arsehole is to slip and fall
in a spectacular manner.
Example: I did a double-yolked arsehole
off the steps last night and broke my arm
AND spilled my drink.
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double-dip:
To
dip ones partialy-eaten, already dipped carrot or
chip into said dip again;
depositing your germs into said dip.
Example: Ew. Don't double-dip--I don't
want your germs!
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double-klicked:
A
definition for a person who wishes to retaliate
against another.
To insult or to strike back twice, quickly. A
verbal retort to threaten someone humorously or
maliciously.
Sexual connotation of twice in one night.
Kissed twice.
Put down.
Example: Better be careful or you'll get
double-klicked. OR
Thomas got double-klicked by his wife the other
night--caught with some girlfriend and threw him
out. OR
I mean, she was so beautiful, I wanted to double
klick her lips--like, right now.
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doubleplus:
A
prefix meaning really or very. Can be used with
un for emphasis on the negative.
Example: You can sleep on the sofa, it's
doublepluscomfortable. OR
Q: How are you? A: Doubleplusungood. I just broke
up with Sam.
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dough-nut:
One
crazy about money.
Example: You’ll never satisfy her,
she’s a dough-nut.
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doughter:
Someone
who always stretches the truth.
Example: Oh, Jennifer told you that? Don't
believe it, she's a doughter.
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Dougie:
Dressed
to impress. As in Doug E. Fresh. Fresh dressed
like a million bucks.
Example: You know I have to get dougie
before I go to the club.
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Dove:
A
name for a $10 dollar bill
Example: yo, can i borrow 2 doves
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down:
To
be on acceptable terms.
Example: Ed: Do you know Bill?
Ted: Yeah, I'm down with him.
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down
smack: Equivalent
to down pat.
Example: I got this game down smack.
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Downalator:
A
down escalator.
Example: I'm lost in this store. Where's
the downalator? (Upalator, too.)
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downher:
A
person who deserts her partner when he is down
(from illness or financial, political,
or job pressures); one who will not stick by his
partner when she gets into trouble.
Example: He did not know she was a downher
until he got buried with problems, and she took
off
with as much as she could steal.
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downslaught:
Downpour
+ onslaught. A torrential rain.
Example: I can't believe the Christmas
lights stayed up with that downslaught we had
last night.
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Downtown
Chapstick: A
term used to describe the ointment needed to be
applied prior to dealing with a kiss ass.
Example: Hey Mike, her comes Gordon. He's
still trying to get the promotion for that new
job opening you better put on the downtown
chapstick or you'll chafe.
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downtown
foldies: Money.
Example: Q. You want to go to the bar
tonight? A. I can't. I don't have any downtown
foldies.
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Downy:
Someone
who does something stupid that is worth giving
her some kind of recognition.
Example: You're such a downy when you send
the skyride cabin uplocked and open with people
inside.
You would think by the 12th time you would learn.
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dr
pepper: Texas
Coca Cola.
Example: Do you want a coke? Yeah. What
kind? Dr Pepper.
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Dr.
Schmokter: THE
physician of choice for men everywhere.
Example: Honey, that looks really bad. Why
don't you go see a doctor?
Doctor, Schmokter.
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dracophiliac:
Someone
with a Dragon fetish.
Example: I love dragons so much I've
become a dracophiliac.
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drag
racing: amusing
canine pass time whereby a seated dog scoots
himself across the carpet with a guilty, knowing
look on his face.
Example: No, the beige carpet wasn't
striped - until Snot discovered drag racing!
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dramangst:
A
condition of petty negativity compounded by
egocentric,
adolescent controversy between parties where no
justified source of animosity exists.
Example: C'mon, you guys, cool the
dramangst. You know you're just trying to find
something to argue about.
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Dramastic:
a
combination between dramatic and drastic
Example:
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Dramastic:
To
be Dramatic in a Neanderthalic or Ice-agion
manner.
Example: The wooly mammoth dramastically
broke through the wall.
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drank:
A
word used to make the distinction between an
alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverage.
A drank is an alcoholic beverage. Pronunce with
urban flavor.
Example: Nicole: We should go get a drink
right now.
Aviss: Are you crazy, this early?
Nicole: No, a drink not a drank.
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drasual:
Dressy
casual. The way to dress for an event.
Example: What should you wear? It'll be
drasual.
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drawkcab:
to
do something in reverse, aka backward
Example: I tried to follow the directions,
but I got them all drawkcab.
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dre:
(adj)
From Doctor Dre. Good, but in a street sort of
way. Also to keep it real.
Example: These new trousers keep it dre.
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dre:
alternative
way of saying der or duh. Coined by my sister's
friend who thinks the word der is overused.
Example: I forgot to put gas in my car and
got stranded on the highway. Dre...
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dreadline:
A
dreaded deadline.
Example: We're going to be busy night and
day to meet this dreadline -- if we can make it
at all.
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Dreadmill:
Derivative
of treadmill. Torturous workout contraption that
allows you to walk or run five miles and go
absolutely nowhere.
Example: As Odysseus was drawn to the song
of the Sirens,I was rendered defenseless when
that third piece of cheesecake called to me,
though I knew I'd have to pay with an extra hour
on the dreadmill.
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dredger:
Something
or someone that is tedious or boring.
Example: People stopped hanging out with
Greg because listening to his long stories about
statistics was a real dredger.
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dreich:
Often
used to describe Scotland's weather on a
grey,damp or wet, miserable day.
Can also apply to a boring person, speech,
sermon, etc, and is thus siimilar to drab.
Pronounced dreech.....(ch as in Loch).
Example: Think I'll stay indoors &
watch the footie(football)--it's a bit dreich
outdoors.
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dressed
in black label: To
be drunk at a funeral
Example: I can't belive Jimmy showed up
dressed in Black Label. That little punk!
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Dribble
Doll, Sloppy Sally: Girls
who squat rather than sit on a public toilet and
urinate all over the seat.
Example: The appropriate punishment for a
Dribble Doll is to force her to sit in her own
urine for an hour and then remove all further
bathroom privileges.
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Dribble
Dude: 1.
Men who are incapable of hitting the yawning hole
of a urinal.
2. Men who don’t shake off the last drop
well enough.
Example: Aim for the hole, not the lid; be
an adult and not a dribble dude.
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drifty:
Word
is short for brain adrift. This was Navy slang in
the early 1970s and meant someone whose mind was
not anchored. An drifting ship can end up
anywhere and there was no telling where a
drifting mind could go to or what such a person
might say or do..
Example: Bill sure is acting drifty today,
he doesn't seem to know what planet he is on.
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Dringle:
food
stuck in one's braces after eating.
Example: Uh-oh, here comes Brad! Kelly,
quick! Check me for dringle!
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drink-link:
A
modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM).
Example: On the way to the pub I'd better
visit a drink-link.
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drinkish:
To
be somewhat drunk, or buzzed.
Example: We went to the party and got
drinkish enough to kiss each other publicly.
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drismal:
drizzly
and dismal combined
Example: It is a drismal day.
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drive
Geiger: n.
The sound that a hard drive makes when being
accessed by the computer. Originates from the
fact that accessing a hard drive usually sounds
like a Geiger counter near a radioactive
substance.
Example: When I opened up the file, the
drive Geiger from my computer was so loud that I
was afraid I'd broken something.
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drive-by:
A
short, unscheduled meeting in a person's
office/cubicle to discuss one issue.
Example: I did a drive-by on Bill to ask
him for those numbers.
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Drive-up
Braile: The
directions designated for blind bank customers at
the drive through ATM machine.
Example: While on the go in between
recording sessions, Stevie Wonder likes to take
advantage of the drive through ATM where he can
use the Drive-up Braile
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drivelspeak:
Random
babbling without saying something of substance.
Eloquent sounding soundbites without actually
stating position on a subject.
Lack of a comprehensible substance in a
conversation
Example: 95% of the soundbites coming from
Washington are nothing but drivelspeak.
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drivia:
(n)
Especially trifling and insignificant or
inessential information.
Example: Knowing Lou Diamond Phillips'
filmography would be the quintessence of drivia.
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Drizzerable:
A
weather condition. Miserable due to drizzle.
Example: It's been just drizzerable
outside all week, so I've been working on my
monitor tan.
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drizzle:
Of,
or relating to reduced mental capabilities;
foolish, ignorant ideas.
Especially effective when used in conjunction
with brainstorm.
Example: The closest Gunther ever came to
a brainstorm was a light drizzle.
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droddle:
the
remnants of am abandoned drink, consisting of
melted ice and diluted alcohol.
Example: I'd been nursing my Manhattan for
hours but, as I couldn't afford another one, I
was reduced to sipping the droddle.
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drok:
Dork.
Example: I think Chris's a drok.
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Drongo:
A
dense or stupid person
Example: You drongo!
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drooble:
When
a baby is releasing more spit than a dribble but
not so much that he is drooling. This is usually
a permanent waking state of the teething baby.
Example: Eeew! The baby droobled all over
my shoulder!
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Drookit:
Scottish
slang for soaked through.
Example: Dinna bring the bairn in here,
she's drookit.
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drooly:
A
slang word for excessively cute/
Example: The mass of girls waiting outside
in the rain for three hours at the premiere of
_Lord of the Rings_ were there because they
thought Orlando Bloom and all the other guys were
completely drooly.
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drop:
To
deliver a quick and decisive beating.
Example: Some guy was talking trash on my
car so I dropped him.
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drop
a body: To
murder someone.
Example: If his crew keeps coming around,
I may have to drop a body.
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drop
kicked: This
is the feeling one feels, when she realises that
a word she attempted to enter into
the Pseudodictionary has been rejected. And
hence, not posted on the internet site.
Example: Sam tried to enter a word into
the Pseudodictionary; however it was rejected. He
has been drop kicked.
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drop
sack: A
downpour or snowstorm. Mass amounts of
precipitation.
Example: I can't get out tonight. It's
dropping sack outside.
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drop
science: To
share knowledge.
Example: I go to school so my teachers can
drop science.
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drop
syndrome: An
illness where you drop whatever you're holding
for no apparent reason.
Becomes a syndrome when it happens repeatedly.
Example: Travis dropped his Dew again.
He's got a bad case of drop syndrome.
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Drop
The Ball: To
let somebody down or to fail in an assignment,
project, etc.
Example: Simon really dropped the ball for
that customer.
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dropcat:
a
feline used by spelunkers and cavers to determine
the depth of a chasm. see:yowler
Example: a dropcat is only accurate till
it hits the first outcrop.
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dropsee:
A
disease, malady, character flaw, or habit that
prevents various people from keeping their pants
on--
that prompts people to drop their pants--and
expose themselves.
Example: His ex-wife had a severe case of
dropsee.
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DRT:
Dead
Right There--someone or something that has
expired, does not work or is simply dead.
Example: Hey, is that brain matter? Yup,
he's DRT.
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drug:
Past
tense of drag.
Example: I didn't want to come but she
drug me here.
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Drunkish:
The
language of drunkland
first seen in Truth by Terry Pratchett.
Example: Boy, Pete had had a few last
night he sure was talking drunkish
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Drunkland:
Like
Brigadoon this mythical country appears
sporadically, usually between 2 and 4 am on
Saturday night. It's populated by men who scream,
hit on anything in a skirt or a kilt, and girls
who twirl and twitter. And, suddenly everyone
sounds like they have an accent.
Example: Ello dahlin' bet ya can't guess
where I'm from?
Mmmm Drunkland?
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drupple:
The
puddle of drool that you wake up with when you
fall asleep at school or work.
Example: Hey, you got drupple all over
your chin and the teacher's looking right at you.
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druz:
A
feeling of lethargy, sleepiness, and general
drabness.
Example: I'm feeling really druz today
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dry
baulk: A
feeling of nausea. An urge to vomit, but checked
by a dry gagging or choking of the throat.
Example: The smell was bad enough enough
to give you the dry baulk.
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Dryad:
A
dryad is a naiad, or water nymph, with a towel. A
naiad is inclined to be wet, whereas, once she
has dried off, she becomes a dryad.
Example:
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dt:
A
convenient excuse for typos in an instant message
conversation
Example: Did you see the eggs on that
chick? Oops, DT, I meant legs.
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dub:
20
rim (wheel), usually on a luxury car.
Example: That Lexus GS is rollin' on dubs!
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dub-dueces:
A
set of 22 inch rims on a car.
Example: That boy Mookie was riding in a
Escalade seated on dub-dueces.
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dubbum;
gubbum: My
one-year old nephew's name for snack food.
Example: Dubbum is a good snack. Gubbum is
a great snack.
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dubdavision:
A
housing development named after flora or fauna
that doesn't exist there anymore.
Example: The Redwood Hollow dubdavision
was the last place in Florida you'd actually find
a big tree.
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dubiance:
That
quality which marks one so absolutely
unattractive that the very ideas of attractive
and unattractive
become unhinged and lose any specific meaning.
In short, the state where one's powerful,
radically destabilizing ugliness creates a fatal
rupture in the
possible certitude of any value judgment.
Compound of dubious and Jacques Derrida's
Differance.
Example: Oh, my God! What was...that?
(Vomiting) Something caught in the undecideable
play...of dubiance! (Vomits again)
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dubilicous:
Weird,
wacked out, odd, cool.
Example: Did you hear that song? It was
dubilicous.
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dubious:
Someone
who appears to be attractive from a distance but
as she approaches you, she turns ugly.
Example: That girl is attractive.
I agree that she seems quite foxy, but we mustn't
forget that she might be...dubious.
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duck:
The
extra treat for those who sit through the entire
showing of credits at the end of a movie,
the first notable example of which followed the
movie _Young Doctors In Love_ where the duck
which had been seen sporadically throughout the
movie made its final appearance.
Example: The duck at the end of _A Bug's
Life_ showing out-takes of the film's making was
hilarious.
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duck
butter: Generic
for any thick lubricant, esp. in the
semiconductor equipment industry: vacuum grease.
Example: The seal still leaks? Open it up,
put a little more duck butter on the O-ring, and
try pumping it down again.
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Duck
Squeezer: An
envirnomentalist. From Neal Town Stephenson's
novel _Zodiac_.
Example: Ah, stop being such a duck
squeezer and help me pour this sugar in the fuel
tank of that bulldozer over there.
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Duck-turd:
Slang
for a cigar.
Example: Hey Jeff, give me a puff of that
duck-turd.
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duckarse:
To
wet the end of a cigarette, or joint, with
saliva, and thus make it difficult to smoke.
Example: That wanker duckarsed my
cigarette!
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duckbills:
People
who duck paying their bills.
Example: We are not the duckbills who left
Magoo's without paying our tabs.
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Ducketts:
Another
term for money.
Example: Can you hook me up with some
ducketts till I get paid.
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dude
man: Used
when you want to say something serious in the
middle of a light conversation.
Example: Dude man, I forgot to tell you I
landed that job I wanted.
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dudeage:
A
lot of guys; an activity.
Example: Check out that dudeage! OR Let's
go cruisin' for some dudeage.
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dudeaphobia:
The
ever-increasing fear the editor has that he will
receive yet another entry or description with the
salutation Dude. Other fears relate to is such a
and dawg and other overuses and abuses: it's for
its; your for you're--and a plethora of
misspellings.
Who's teaching these days? Who's learning?
He has been known by many names: the Prince of
Lies, the Director, Lucifer, Belial, and once, at
a party, some obnoxious drunk kept calling him
'Dude.'. -Stig's Inferno.
Example: Wait, I can't breathe. It must be
another dudeaphobia attack.
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dudette:
The
femine name for dude. One who is hip, nad, or
cool.
Used in a greeting sentence. Related words or
phases: That is whack!; Wassup, Dude?; Dude; and
Sweetness!
Example: Check that dudette out--man, is
she hip.
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dudical:
Variation
of radical (cool) Pronounced DOOD-i-kul
Example: Saved By The Bell is dudical.
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duds:
Clothing.
Example: With those duds, Alec is clearly
one hip cat.
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dudus:
1. A
person who is pretty cool, better than a dude.
2. More than one dude.
3. Anything charactaristic of someone who is a
dudus.
Example: 1. You know, the boys from The
Living End are dudus.
2. Hey you dudus, get over here.
3. That The Living End tour of America was pretty
dudus.
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Due
South: Where
perfectly promising TV shows head when they start
introducing gimmicky sub-plots about ghostly
fathers, etc.
Example: I enjoyed the first few episodes,
but it's rapidly heading Due South now.
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Dueg:
Pet,
puppy, not a dog, smart critter, lovable family
member, sweet pawed one, human like pet, king or
queen of the sofa.
Example: Torrie's not a dog, she's a dueg.
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duh
moment: Generally
used immediately after asking a question and
realizing the answer all by yourself.
Example: That was so obvious! Guess I just
had a bit of a duh moment.
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duh-woo:
To
make a remark in ignorance, feigned ignorance, or
insensitivity.
Example: He duh-wooed in an unintelligble
manner.
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dui
decimal: Meaningful
law enforcement classification regarding a
person's intoxication.
Typically the numeric value of the first two
digits to the right of the decimal point of a
breath analysis.
Example: I was arrested for driving with a
dui decimal of .12!
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dulce-electrico:
1.
Electrifyingly sweet 2. Delicious.
(From a Spanish-language Sour Skittles ad
campaign in Southern California.) See
juice-isimo.
Example: That Minute Maid lemonade is
dulce-electrico.
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Dumasian:
Any
sort of wrongful imprisonment where one is forced
to eat bugs and crumbs and that sort of thing.
Ala Alexandar Dumas' 'Count of Monte Cristo'
Example: His Dumasian situation looked
bleak until he remembered he had a pick axe and a
file.
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dumb:
1. A
good amount. 2. Slow, slug-like reaction to one's
natural environment, thereby lacking common sense
and improvisation skills.
Example: 1. When Nancy's CDs finally
mature, she gonna have dumb chedda for a brotha.
2. She said that she doesn't grind at clubs and
you walked away? Ethan, you're so dumb. That, in
all likelihood, means that she grinds at her
place.
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dumbage:
Adjective
(dumb) needs a rest. Let's go with a noun.
Example: Not backing up your hard drive is
dumbage.
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dumbass:
Someone
who frequently makes very boneheaded decisions,
usually resulting in an amusingly embarrasing
ending.
Example: What a dumbass! Insulted the big
guy's girlfriend,
the guy kicks his ass, then the chick kicked his
ass!
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dumbquick:
A
person who, in his or her haste, has done
something dumb.
Example: Oh, you left your keys in the
car? What a dumbquick? Did you leave the engine
running, too?
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dumilicious:
Applied
to a guilty pleasure. A term that compliments
while also acknowledging lack of merit. Sometimes
spelled dumbilicious.
Example: John loved The Phantom Menace
even though he knew it was a lousy movie. It was
truly dumilicious.
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Dumo:
Someone
behaving in a unintelligent manner.
Example: Chris is not only a bully, he's
also a dumo!
He tries to show how tough he is by beating up on
people who are smaller than he is and have no
interest in fighting.
He thinks that makes him tough? How stupid can he
be? It just shows that he's an extremely poor
sport and a bully.
No way would he ever take on another third-degree
black belt who was his own age and bigger and
stronger and faster.
Well, hehe, I guess that'd just show that he was
dumo, too. He's hopeless.
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dumpster
diver: Someone
who looks around in dumpsters for hidden
treasure.
Example: I used to think that most
homeless people were just dumpster divers.
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dumpster
with sand: Essentially,
an insignificant life.
Example: Ed: What ever happened to Bill?
Ted: He ended up in the dumpster with sand.
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Dunch:
a
meal which occurs between lunch and dinner. The
meal usually between the hours of 2 & 4 and
replaces the need to have dinner.
Example: I ate too much at dunch and am
not hungry for any supper.
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dundidit:
Describing
an action performed.
Example: Billy go an warsh yur face
AAHH, Mah, I already dundidit
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dunett:
To
descibe that you have performed a task.
Example: Mum, I've already dunett.
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dungeon:
When
two men are forced by circumstances to sleep in
the same bed in a non-homosexual situation.
Example: Chris and I had to go dungeon
style when there were four of us in a two-bed
hotel room.
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Dungeon
Mooch: To
borrow something from your friends with the
understood implication that you will not give it
back.
Example: I dungeon-mooched all of Eric's
figures last year.
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dungwhoppery:
The
level of an individual's coolness among others.
Example: His dungwhoppery reigned supreme.
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Dunk
Egg: A
fried egg that is 'sunnyside up' so you can dunk
your toast in the yolk.
Example: I'll have a dunk egg for
breakfast
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dunt:
Scots
slang, to bump, especially the head.
Example: Did you enjoy your football
match? No, I got a dunt on the head.
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dupa:
What
you call someone you care about who has just done
something increadibly stupid.
Example: You are such a dupa! You just ran
that stop sign back there and a car was coming!
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dupotous:
Imaginary
disease created by my sister Vicki, to get out of
various social functions. No specific symptoms,
just whatever Vicki can fake most easily.
Example: I can't go to her house because I
have dupotous.
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DUQ:
Dumb
User Question. A tech-support term for an
incredibly stupid question.
Example: Hey, boss! We've got a DUQ on
line two.
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dur-hey:
another
way of saying duh, from Mystery Science Theater
3000.
Example:
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durbish:
Mixture
of debris and garbage--not really debris and not
really garbage.
Example: 1. Look at all of this durbish
floating in the water. 2. Your room is full of
durbish.
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durn:
Like
darn, but with a gangster twist.
Example: Ah durn, I lost my slippers.
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durp:
A
quiet, playful sound used to exrpess boredness or
silliness.
Example: The person durped for no apparent
reason.
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durr:
said
when someone misunderstands what u are trying to
say and you then tell them in moron terms what
you meant
Example:
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durry:
Australian
for a cigarette.
Example: I'm going outside to smoke a
durry.
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dury:
To
divide something up, to work in your favor.
Example: When the bill came Tom durried it
up.
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dussimo:
Very
bad.
Example: Any Britney Spears song is
dussimo.
This pizza is totally dussimo!
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dust:
A
saying to let others know that you are leaving or
leaving them behind.
Example: Christian was leaving so he said
Dust to all his friends to let them know that he
was leaving them behind but would see them later.
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dustbunny:
A
person, typically an executive, who can't be
pinned down on an issue.
Example: Clinton was a real dustbunny
during his deposition.
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Dustify:
To
speak very quickly and using words that may or
may not exist
Example: All he could do was go on and on
about clubberin and the muthaship. I swear, all
he did was dustify at me.
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dustydiamond:
A
uncontrollable Hot Wheels collector--there is no
helping them.
Example: That guy has a problem; he's a
real dustydiamond.
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Dut:
A
car alarm remote control, usually on a keychain.
Can be a noun or verb. Dut is repeated when used
as a noun.
Example: 1. Hey, the Corolla is locked.
Toss me the dut dut.
2. Can you dut the car? My hands are full.
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dutch:
Attractive.
Also Dutchess or Grand Dutchess.
Example: Yo, that chick was dutch!
Yes, I agree, she was a Grand Dutchess.
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dwasshole:
A
driver who does not wave at you when you drive by
each other. You can be a dwasshole only in rural
areas where passing someone is infrequent and you
always wave to oncoming cars. If the non-waver is
not a local, or is from the city, or is a
tourist, she is not a dwasshole because she
doesn't know any better.
Example: There is a really stubborn local
guy I've seen who must be a dwasshole. He doesn't
have the kindness
to greet locals, not even a wave from his car
when he drives by you.
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DWAStard:
Derogatory
term for a member of the Doctor Who Appreciation
Society.
Example: The convention was okay, except
it was full of DWAStards
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dwaver:
A
driver who waves at you when she passes in the
opposite direction. In rural areas where passing
someone is infrequent, it is considered rude if
she doesn't. You assume the driver must be a
tourist, city person, or non-local. If not, see
dwasshole.
Example: You are much more likely to
encounter a dwaver in the country than in the
city.
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dweebweeder:
Use
only when nerd, geek, dweeb, and dork just don't
cut it.
For those whose pocket protector affinity just
can't be expressed with the words your teachers
taught you.
Example: Did you see the test scores? Adam
was the only one who got 100%. That dweebweeder
makes the rest of us look bad.
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Dweezil:
To
name one's child inappropriately, usually
referring to rock musicians.
From Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa, the children of
Frank. See also Rolan Bolan and Zowie Bowie.
Example: It's such a cute child, don't
Dweezil it!
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dwelve:
To
dwell and delve into
Example: They don't dwelve too much on the
subject of empathy, do they?
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Dwidly:
A
name for any object, particularly when you can't
think of the actual name of the object.
Example: Hand me that dwidly over there.
Where'd my dwidly go?
We'll have to get her some dwidlies to go with
her new coloring books.
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dwim:
Do
what I mean.
a command in computing used when you wish your
code to function as you would expect, rather than
as you have written
Example: I need to use the dwim command
here.
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dwin:
Gorgeous,
handsome, sexy, god-like, attractive.
Example: Girl sees a boy she finds
attractive: Mmm...mmm...mmm... He sure is dwin.
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dwinmetry:
Perfect
physique, perfectly symmetrical. (See dwin.)
Example: He works out for an hour five
times a week. You don't see that kind of
dwinmetry very often.
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dylsexic:
A
word that you use to after you say something
backwards.
Example: I'm sorry, I'm dylsexic.
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dymantic:
Dynamic,
romantic, sexy, bombshell, and otherwise utterly
gorgeous.
Example: Oh, that dress is so dymantic! OR
I'm feeling absolutely dymantic today.
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dynamassage:
Vigorous
health facilitating massage therapy developed by
yours truly.
Example: I don't give regular massages. I
give relaxing, rejuvenating dynamassages.
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dynamicity:
Stellar
fabulousness.
Example: We were awed by Stella's
dynamicity as she glided through the club.
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dynamictivity:
Used
to describe how something could use some or
additional dynamic features.
Example: Your site could use a bit more
dynamictivity.
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dyno:
Rockclimbing
move where you leap from the wall to get a higher
hold without using your feet.
Example: That was a sick dyno, Jess.
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dysaudia:
The
unfortunate tendency to hear things as the or as
a twist of their intended message.
Example: When an employee says I've got
three weeks recuperative therapy before I can
work the floor, the supervisor hears Three days
to recuperate and I'll take my three weeks leave
now, please
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dysfronifat:
To
feel as though you and your family are suffering
from a disease found only in chickens.
Example: I dysfronifat, doctor.
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dyslaphsia:
the
notion that one's own jokes are funny
Example:
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dyslex:
Verb,
back-formation of noun dyslexia. To switch the
order of items accidentally.
Example: Sorry I'm late. I dyslexed your
address and wrote down 12 West 14th Street
instead of 14 West 12th Street.
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dyslumina:
The
light-switch equivalent of dyslexia.
Example: Since Kat invariably reaches for
the wrong light switch, she suffers from
dyslumina.
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dysluminaxy:
A
guy who suffers from dyslumina --which see.
Example: Since Tom invariably reaches for
the wrong light switch, he is a dysluminaxy.
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dysphonia:
A
behaviorial condition marked by the inability to
use a telephone properly. In advanced cases,
sufferers are unable to use the telephone at all.
Example: He told me he'd call but he
didn't-- an obvious case of dysphonia
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dystypia:
Typing
equivalent of dylexia. Getting the letters in the
wrong order, usually committed by two-fingered
typists.
Example: For the umpteenth time, I slipped
into dystypia, typing teh instead of the.
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dzzzz:
What?
Used when not paying attention.
Example: A. HR, did you take those CDs?
HR. Dzzzz?
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