w'sup:
What's
Up?
Example: W'sup man?
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W.O.S.:
the
acronym for walk of shame, which means going to
work in the clothes you were wearing the
following day due to excessive partying and/or
sleeping somewhere you didn't expect.
Example:
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w00t:
Hacker-speak.
Amazing, cool. For exclamations. Also used to
describe someone.
Example: W00t! Sue owns me. Did you see
how she took control of that gibson?
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w00t:
Common
spelling of woot.
Example: Thanks, Mattie.
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wabalaba:
A
greeting, like hello or aloha.
Example: Wabalaba.
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wack:
Really
sucks.
Example: They forgot to give me my garlic
fries. That is wack.
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wackadoo:
A
person who is a step beyond crazy.
Example: Watch out for the one with the
funny look in her eye, I hear she's a total
wackadoo.
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wackaloon:
A
person on the brink of a mental breakdown,
exhibiting signs of insanity, irrational
behavior,
foaming of the mouth, and embarrassing facial
twitches.
Example: She turned into a wackaloon after
we got married.
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wacked:
(adj)
Crazy, messed up, stupid, retarded, or just
doesn't make any sense. Usually when you say
wacked, you are completely shocked by what you
have just seen or experienced.
Example: Did you see that? He just chugged
a gallon of eggnog. That is wacked.
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Wacker:
This
is a person who hacks into a system and wacks at
it until it's no longer usable.
Example: He is no longer just a hacker, he
has moved on to the wacking peoples systems to
bits.
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is a person who hacks into a system and wacks at
it until it's no longer usable.
Example: He is no longer just a hacker, he
has moved on to the wacking peoples systems to
bits.
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wackjob:
Someone
who is so stupid, annoying, or just plain
retarded she might as well be whacked by a hitman
to put her out of her misery.
Example: Did you see that moron wet her
pants? She musta studied extra hard to be such a
wackjob.
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wacktastic:
Really
odd, but nonetheless neat.
Example: That ghost movie was really
wacktastic.
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wadata:
What
I tell ya.
Example: Q. You going to the party
tonight?
A. Wadata.
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waddy:
A
one-and-a-half inch diameter piece of black
polyethyene pipe approximately three-and-a-half
feet in length. Used to persuade cattle to move
along.
Example: He won't move, go and get the
waddy.
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waffle:
To
hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of
your tire on the animal
Example: Oops, I really waffled that
squirrel back there.
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waffy:
Used
to describe fanfiction that has has a abundance
of warm and fuzzy feeling scenes.
Especially when the source material is the
opposite in nature.
Example: That Street Fighter story was way
to waffy for me.
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Wafi:
Wind
Assisted Fucking Idiots--nautical term used by
skippers of motor boats to describe sailors.
Example: We would have been here sooner
but some Wafi had to be rescued.
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wafish:
Way-fish.
To look as if withering away, losing weight or
decreasing in size, usually in reference to a
person.
Example: Andrew was beginning to look
wafish after a few weeks of eating only noodles.
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waggot:
A
waggot is the name given to someone who really
annoys you.
Example: Maurice, you are a complete
waggot.
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wah
kazoo: The
playing of a kazoo through a wah-wah pedal.
Example: Hey, Mike, dig that krazy wah
kazoo sound.
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Wah!:
To
ask a question in an exclamatory way. Used in
place of What the hell? when in polite company.
Example: John said, Wah! when he saw his
new gas bill was double that of last month.
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wahbam:
Sound
of hitting somthing really hard--also used to
make a point or express your superiority.
Example: I was--like, Shut up or I'll beat
your face in! Wahbam!
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wahey:
Exclamation.
Example: Wahey! We're winning the game!
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wahmbulance:
A
comeback word used when an adult or child is
throwing a fit, crying, bawling, etc. very
loudly, when they are upset.
Example: A child is bawling loudly in the
car. Somebody call the wahmbulance! Taken from
Disney's movie _The Kid_.
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Wahoo!:
To
show extreme excitement.
Example: I just won a million dollars.
Wahoo!
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wail:
To
attack physically or verbally.
Example: You should have seen how those
two guys were wailing on each other.
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Wajabofu:
We
Are Just A Bunch Of FuckUps.
Example: We printed the wrong phone number
on 200,000 business cards? WAJABOFU.
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waldo:
A
being that should have been a Greek god.
Example: That waldo is huge.
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Walken:
A
disquietingly creepy person or situation. From
Christopher Walken characters.
Example: There's Franco over by the bar.
Man, that guy can sure walkenize a room.
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wall:
A
circle of people meant to keep someone out.
Example: Our group made a wall because
Pasty was coming.
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wall
fly: When
a group excludes one unliked member by forming a
tight circle and the person doesn't get the idea
and leave.
Example: Look at Pasty, he's nothing but a
wall fly.
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Wall
Jumper: An
unwanted person who breaks into a group's
conversation.
Example: Pasty is bugging us again, the
wall jumper. No wonder no one ever wants to talk
to him.
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wallaby:
Someone
aspiring to be a kangaroo.
Example: The man in the costume with the
huge feet and the pouch was a wallaby.
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Wallace
and Grommit: To
vomit.
Example: Where's Pete? He's out back
having a good Wallace and Grommit.
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waller
buddy: A
southern slurring of the word wallow to create a
term that describes a person with whom one shares
no relationship beyond an intimate physical
encounter.
Example: I'm not trying to get my MRS
degree; I just want a waller buddy right now.
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wallet-screw:
The
situation of reassuring a customer of the value
of his or her purchase by charging as much for it
as possible. The customers are filled with a warm
afterglow and are sure it must be good because it
was expensive. Mutually rewarding in different
ways for all parties.
Example: Rather than shop for a bargain,
Chris would go to one of the big stores and get a
good wallet-screw.
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wallop:
To
devour ravenously.
Example: The duck rice at Four Seasons is
really great.
I walloped about three plates of it, much to the
horror and consternation of my friends.
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wally:
Stupid,
clumsy, with perhaps a hint of naivete. From the
Leave it to Beaver character.
Example: What a wally--he poured iced tea
in the radiator.
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Wally
Martinez: South
Texas-Rio Grande Valley for Wal-Mart.
Example: I'm headin' to the Wally
Martinez, need anything?
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Wally
Shakespeare: An
adult who is overenthusiastic and naive, stuck in
a room full of teenagers.
First used to describe a substitute teacher who
changed his name to William
and who looks and acts like Shakespeare.
Example: You actually did some work? Why
didn't you just sign the attendance sheet, wave
bye to
Wally Shakespeare and then eat Quaaludes with us?
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Wally
Stringer: A
33-cent stringer you can find at Wal-Mart that
holds fish very badly.
Example: Wally Stringer let my 5 trout go!
(Throws 33-cent piece of crap on the ground.)
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Wally
World: Well-known
discount department store development by Sam
Walton
Example: Hey, I'm going to Wally World to
get some stuff, what anything?
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wallybobber:
A
wallybobber is a fishing rig (large bobber, hook
and large minnow) used for catching northern pike
and musky.
Example: John caught a nice pike using a
rig he calls his wallybobber.
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walmaholic:
Anyone
addicted to Wal-Mart; has trouble spending less
than $25 in a Wal-Mart.
Example: Mom! You already bought two whole
new wardrobes, a 30 TV, six yards of fabric, an
extra car battery, and a mini-microwave for
everyone in your extended family. You're a
walmaholic.
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walmart:
Inexpensive
and readily available but often sub-standard.
Example: I bought that thing last week at
three in the morning and it's broken already;
it's so walmart.
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Walmartian:
A
person who buys everything (and I mean
EVERYTHING) from Wal-mart. To this person, there
is no other store, and watch out when a Wal-mart
Superstore opens nearby. These people live for
the day that the Waldisson hotel chain opens for
business.
Example: The Walmartian was googly eyed as
she said, I better go to Wal-mart to get a new
rubber tree and some celery soda!
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walter:
Waltered,
to walter. To curse, swear, rant or rave in a
completely unintelligible manner--as in Walter
Matthau.
Example: You, upon dropping a hammer on
your foot: GAB HOOPER! NABBAFRAk-A-BIT! Muzst
Carn SHEEBAN-A-FLABBIT! Friend: Just chill out.
Stop waltering and get some ice.
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waltzy:
(n)
Lack of coordination, clumsy.
Example: He looks waltzy just walking down
the street.
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wambly:
Sort
of all-purpose word. developed in my high school
theatre class some 20 years ago. Something that
is unstable or difficult; something that isn't
quite right; something that shows signs of
tipping over and whacking you on the head, or
that might nail your shoe to the floor, either
physically or metaphorically.
Example: That shelf is all wambly.
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Wandy:
A
drink, like a shandy but using red wine and coke.
Example: I've been awake for three
days--someone give me a wandy.
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wang,
wangy: Objectionable
taste in food or drink.
Example: I think this tea is old. It's got
a wang to it.
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wang-chung:
Acting
wild, acting wild at a party. From Wang-Chung's
song Everybody Wang-Chung Tonight.
Example: Murlin wang-chunged at Connie's
party.
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wanger:
wang-er
(noun) 1. used to describe anything that you
can't put a name to at the moment.
Example: Jason, hand me that wanger over
there...
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wangosev:
Do
you want to go to 7-11 (the store)?
Example: Wangosev?
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wangulate:
to
make the sound of an object vacillating back and
forth at an accelerating pace until it stops
Example: The pan you just placed on the
counter is wangulating.
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wanklore:
Damn,
that sucks.
Example: I wrecked my car. Wanklore.
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wanky:
Crazy,
odd, unique, and interesting female
Example: Vanessa, you are wanky.
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wanna:
A
simple way of saying want to.
Example: I wanna go to the movies on
Friday.
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waper:
The
desktop background picture, the wallpaper.
Example: Hey, guys, look at all these cool
wapers.
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WAPlash:
Backlash
against WAP technology that was oversold to
consumers
Example: After the WAPlash, people are
questioning all forms of mobile connectivity
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wappler:
you
say this to some special sort of looser in
Austria
Example: du wappler
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WAPsite:
WAP
(Wireless Application Protocol)-enabled site that
can be accessed from mobiles.
Example: Now, moving over to M-commerce
(Mobile-commerce), we require a huge bandwidth to
support WAPsite.
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Warblebottom:
A
repugnant know-it-all. A loathsome smartypants.
Example: Neil: That fathead always thinks
he knows everything. Roger: Yeah, what a
warblebottom...
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warchalking:
Warchalking
is the act of adding a simple symbol (presumably
in chalk) to the sidewalk or wall near where a
wireless 802.11 signal is available. The symbol
denotes what sort of Internet access is available
and whether or not WEP or other security is used
to protect the wireless network. The warchalking
idea is based on the hobo sign languages of the
early 20th century in the USA. {This word was
sent out recently by Paul McFedries.}
Example: Calvin has been busy warchalking
the wireless nodes, the hotspots, all over the
city.
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warden:
nickname
for the parents
Example: No partying at the house tonight,
the warden's home.
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warewolf:
Not
to be confused with werewolf, a warewolf is a
peddler of warez (pirated or cracked software).
Plural: warewolvez.
Example: I was suckered into unknowingly
buying a pirated copy of Adobe Acrobat by some
nefarious warewolvez.
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Warez-Puppy:
A
young child who is obsessed with pirating
software.
Example: Look at all the appz this
warez-puppy has.
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Warhol:
To
make unreal the real, to abstract any situation.
Another meaning: to sieze a moment of
notoriety...to steal the show momentarily.
Could be used for something good or bad, usually
bad.
Example: He really made a warhol out of
the whole situation. OR
The show was great until somebody had to get in
there and pull a warhol--and he wasn't even
funny.
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wark:
Word
filler when you don't know what to say.
Example: Aquila. Aw, Jon, you've got such
great legs.
Jon. Wark.
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warpcool:
Someone
or something so cool it changes the world in the
same way Star Trek warpdrive technology bends
space to move the ship.
Example: Wow, the new iMac is warpcool.
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warpig:
A
very ugly person.
Example: Take at look at the warpig over
there.
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warsh:
to
wash something without soap
Example: ewww I cant believe u warshed
that cup
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wasabi:
Contraction
of the phrase, What's Up?
Example: Phil walked up to Mary and asked
wasabi.
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wasband:
Ex-husband.
More often used as an insult.
Example: Q. Did you divorce that jerk yet?
B. Yes, he has now attained the rank of wasband.
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Wasgonna
Nation: anybody
from this group of persons who practice the
voicing of intentions just to hear themselves
talk or to momentairly make the recipient feel
like a beneficiary of an upcoming good intention.
Because there are so many who practice this, they
have become a nation unto themselves.
Example: Not one of your intentions ever
bore fruit, all of which identifies you as a bona
fide member of the Wasgonna Nation.
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wash
one's vegetables: To
do something considered unacceptable.
Example: Steve wouldn't stop washing his
vegetables so we had to ditch him.
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Washerette:
A
southern laundramat
Example: Time to take my clothes & get
them washed.
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waster:
Wasp
as pronouned by Southerners, especially those
from East Tennessee.
Example: I sen them wasters up in that
thar gum tree.
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Wasup:
1. A
general greeting. 2. A way of saying hey, hi, or
hello.
Example: Wasup!
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watch
the scenes: To
watch the whole movie.
The opposite of watching a movie on DVD you've
already seen, where you skip to the cool parts.
Example: Ernie. Just skip ahead to the car
chase.
Bert: No way, I want to watch the scenes.
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watchamacallit:
Word
used when you don't know or can't think of what
it's called
Example: Can you hand me that
watchamacallit please?
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Watchutalkinbout:
Word
started by Gary Coleman (Arnold Jackson) to be a
fast, effective way of saying what are you
talking about.
Example: Ex- Whatchutalkinbout Willis?
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Waterfall
Effect: 1.
Used to describe how the sound of running water
induces you to pee.
2. May also be used to describe how when a girl
has to go to the bathroom
every other girl has to go as well.
Example: God, that table has all the cute
guys.
Let’s go over there and talk about white
water rafting.
Ramona, you make the appropriate noises.
When they experience the waterfall effect,
we’ll steal the boys.
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wattscompton:
A
very large posterior.
Example: We walked into the club and there
was this chick with a wattscompton out on the
dance floor.
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wavular:
A
technical term used by educated people to descibe
the shape of graphs, etc.
Akin to wavy, but only for use by
technical-minded individuals.
Example: Woah, that sine graph is very
wavular.
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Wawongwiju:
The
words what's wrong with you? said very fast and
with a heavy Chinese accent.
Example: You paid him fifty dollars for a
sheet of paper?Wawongwiju?
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way:
Questioning
the truth of something. Also confirming the truth
of something. Can be substituted for really.
Example: I got with Veronica Vaughn last
night.
No way!
Way.
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way
much: alot
Example: Ice cream tastes way much better
than sewage.
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Wayback:
another
phrase in the catch you later family. Emphasis on
way.
Example: Gotta go Henry, I'll catch you on
the WAYback.
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waybacker:
an
individual who stops WAY BACK of the car in front
of them at a traffic light.
Example: I got stuck behind a waybacker
and had to sit through the light twice.
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wayne:
Someone
with no friends.
Example: Tom is a wayne.
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wazoo:
Crazy
person. (For another meaning, check out the
wazoo.)
Example: Ej is wazoo. It must be from the
Elmer's Glue.
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wazzard:
A
portmanteau, comprising hazard and warning. So
much more than the sum of its parts...
also useful if you're not sure exactly what's
going on, which is usually the case in situations
of wazzard.
Example: There's some wazzard lights up
ahead--must have been an accident.
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wazzzup!:
Expressing
your infiltration in to the cult of mindless TV
addicts.
Example: A: Wazzzzap! B: Wazzaaaaaaaap!!
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WB13:
A
bad television program. WB from Warner Broothers
and 13 from the UPN affiliate in Los Angeles,
Example: Have you seen The Weakest Link?
That thing is WB13.
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weak:
To
describe anything that is not good
Example: is AOL ever fricken WEAK
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weak-sauce:
Disappointing,
lame, a major let-down.
Example: I can't believe he actually puked
ON the cop... Ya, 2 years in prison is
weak-sauce.
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weaksauce:
Likely
to fail under pressure, stress, or strain;
lacking resistance in sauce form.
Example: Nathan, you're such weaksauce.
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weaksaus:
Used
to describe an unsatisfactory product or service.
Example: That new album was smothered in
weaksaus, I had to stop listening.
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wearing
the cheese: To
move slowly or to do something slowly.
Example: Bob is really wearing the cheese.
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wears
jean shorts: A
phrase to attach to the mascot of a rival
football team.
implies that their fans all wear those heinous,
super short, ragged cut-off jean shorts,
therefore making them a bit fruity.
Example: Gators wear jean shorts.
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weasels:
The
alternative saying for M&Ms in upper Montana.
Example: Please put some weasels on my ice
cream.
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weather
porn: Reality-type
video TV program featuring home video of
tornadoes, hurricanes, etc. Related to cop porn.
Example: Are you watching weather porn
again? If you've seen one tornado, you've seen
them all!
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web
food stamps: web-only
gift certificates; particularly those sent by
amazon for 15% off your wishlist.
Example: I can't buy any books until I can
get into my email to use the web food stamps
amazon keeps sending me.
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web-wife:
Synonomous
with mail-order bride.
Example: He typed in brides.com and had a
web-wife in less than three weeks.
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Webberwok:
Noun:
Fictional dragon-like monster ala the book
Through the Looking Glass called Jabberwok.
Example: I got on line and immediately
found the horrible Webberwok confronting me,
hypnotizing me into submission.
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webbie
addict: someone
addicted to the internet
Example: The webbie addict surfed the net
for hours every day.
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webfare:
Income
from a job or a job working online, usually from
home.
Example: John's on webfare now.
I'm doing webfare.
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webfuscation:
The
art of using greater and greater numbers of URLs
to reinforce
your point on any discussion forum,
with the express aim of masking the fact that you
have no point at all.
Example: Mastr_Debatr's posting four
consecutive URLs, linking to US trade surplus
figures from 1935-1938,
during the great artechnica discussion on the
ethical standpoint of Bush's war on
terrorism was classic webfuscation.
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webify:
Placing
content online. Currently, to state that
something needs to be published on the Internet,
or an Intranet, multiple words are required. The
word webify can reduce the number of words
required to describe this action.
Example: Let's webify this project plan.
OR Please webify this diagram.
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webigrate:
To
make or integrate existing technology and legacy
systems to web interfaces.
Example: The developers neeeded to
webigrate their product with the finance
department.
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weblicate:
A
complete and exact online duplicate of a book,
magazine, or other printed material.
Example: Several library reference books
have free weblicates, including the CIA World
Factbook and the Merck Manual.
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weblication:
What
you get when you cross software/application
development and a Web site.
Example: My company builds weblications
for consumers to use.
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weblish:
The
language of abbreviations and terms used on the
web, such as 'BTW', 'A/S/L' etc,
Other forms include Textish/Txtish for use with
mobile phones, noteish/notish when used as
abbreviated short hand.
Example: I can't understand these people,
they're all speaking in weblish!
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Webmation:
Animation
or animated content created for the web or viewed
via the web.
Example: The site atomfilms.com displays
cutting edge webmation.
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webmonkey:
Web
developers/programmers; the tireless production
workers who slave away behind the scenes coding
corporate websites (idea from www.webmonkey.com)
Example: I just got a new job as a
webmonkey for Naomi's Widget Barn.
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webol:
Friends.
Also webolations.
Example: I am going to the skating rink
with my webol.
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webolepsy:
falling
asleep while chatting online
Example: Waking up to the bouncing Webtv
logo, because you fell asleep
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webonics:
Internet
Slang. See Weblish.
Example: I didn't understand half of her
e-mail. It was almost entirely in webonics.
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webscuttle:
The
action you must take when you find out that
someone else has already built the website you
were building.
Example: I had to webscuttle my new pages
because pseudodictionary.com beat me to it.
Alt.: Pseudodictionary.com webscuttled my site.
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Webstart:
Any
interesting website which happens to link to
numerous other interesting
and worthwhile sites where linking is not its
primary function (such as a typical portal).
Example: I found gazm.org to be a great
webstart; it links to some truly interesting
sites.
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webtrail:
Any
line of urls/links one follows getting from site
to site.
Example: I followed a webtrail yesterday
that took me to the gateway musiczone, a terrific
site.
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weby,
webby: A
weby is a person that hangs on the Internet 24/7.
Example: Do you know how to find
Pseudodictionary's webpage? No, but let's ask
Thomas, he's a weby. (More correct, The Weby.)
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wee
naif: Pronounced
wee nyaf. Scots slang for an impudent child.
Example: Come back here with my shawl and
slippers, you wee naif!
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wee-wip:
An
anatomical term that describes the space between
your nose and top lip.
Example: That is not a real mustache! You
can still see his wee-wip.
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wee-woe:
Feeling
attached to NOT be allowed to swim in the Red
River, Winnipeg, Manitoba.
Wee-woe mean river and disappointed.
Example: Alas! Wee-woe is me. The Red is
brown and stinky today.
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weebo:
Used
to descibe something that is sarcastically neat.
Example: Guess what? What? My dog harfed
up this nasty lookin' fuzz this morning! Weebo.
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weebro:
waist-band-rollover:
when someones gut or sides rolls over the top of
their pants waist band causing it to fold over
Example: i ate so much, i got a weebro.
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weech:
a
sandwich
Example:
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weedle:
To
use up time at other people's expenses.
Example: Business had to be done, but Gus
was weedling around.
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weefreaks:
The
very short kids at the concert.
Example: Yeah, I had a great view. I was
standing behind a bunch of weefreaks.
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weegers:
Group
of losers, jackasses.
Example: One of those stupid weegers just
shot a rubber band at me.
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weekdaily:
Something
which comes out every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, and Friday. Usually refers to a
publication, but could be used in other ways.
Example: I love Scott Shaw's weekdaily
column on Oddball Comics. I wish it came out on
Saturday and Sunday, too.
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weekend
warrior: Barbarians
from the north that invade South Jersey usually
beginning around 4-5:30 P.M. on Friday afternoon,
and departing around the same time on Sunday
afternoon of the same weekend. They are typified
by their loud, obnoxious, and often drunken
behavior, and their odd regalia, eg: Hawian style
shirts, bug-eyed sunglasses, sandals, large gold
chains, boombase cars, etc. Also, they are known
to come blazing down the Navesink River in an
easterly direction in their high-powered very
expensive boats and then crash into the old
submerged rock dyke extending nortward from the
point of an island where the Shrewsbury River
splits off. One must attribute their multiple
sinkings to a lack of nautical knowledge relative
to coastal waterway Aids To Navigation (buoys).
See also: Bennies.
Example: Sweet suffering Lord, here come
the weekend warriors!
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weekstart:
In
the US, calendars start the week on Sunday,
therefore Sunday is the weekstart. Saturday is
the weekend. Sometimes the term weekend is used
to describe Saturday and Sunday.
Example: I'll see you at church next
weekstart.
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weeman:
A
man who is small, a dwarf or midget.
Example: The weeman was dressed impeccably
in a classic worsted suit and complementary tie.
Small but impeccable.
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weemblywombly:
Something
that is wavy, crooked; not straight.
Example: I was thinking of buying that
car, but one side was weemblywombly.
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weenie:
like
a loser but less harsh
Example: you are such a weenie
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weeple:
Collective
term describing all those vertically challenged.
Example:
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weetales:
Details
that are a story in themselves and, in hindsight,
made all the difference in an endeavor's success.
Example: A good biography exposes the
reader to the weetales that all add together to
reveal the totality of the one story.
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weeze:
To
take something from another without permission.
Example: Claire weezed the last of the
bagels.
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weezer:
A
person who has asthma or who coughs constantly.
Example: When Rivers Cuomo grew up with
asthma he was nicknamed Weezer because of his
coughing.
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weirdette:
a
female weirdo :)
Example: that girl's weird...she's a
weirdette
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weirdities:
Similar
to quirks, but something that exuberates
weirdness.
Example: You may think eating a whole jar
of olives is strange, but hey, we all have our
weirdities.
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welfaremart:
Walmart.
Example: It's the first of the month. I
don't want to go to Welfaremart.
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Well,
then: The
ultimate way to end a fight ambiguously without
admitting fault while simultaneously putting the
problem back on the person with whom you are
fighting. It is especially useful for those
people living with either a roommate or
significant other.
Example: Tom: I hate it when you finish
all of the cereal and then put the empty box back
in the cupboard.
Sally: Well, then... | Sally: You never take me
out anymore, and I'm tired of spending my Friday
nights at home.
Tom: Well, then...
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Welly:
Short
for Welliot or Sir Wellington boot. It describes
a person who is an idiot or someone who is highly
competitive. Individuals tend to have a striking
resemblance to Tim Henman and reside in Renmore.
Example: He’s a bit of a Welly isn't
he? or He's so competitive, that Welly.
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Welp:
Well.
Not for use when describing your condition.
Example: Welp, I've got to go.
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wench:
Used
for centuries to describe pretty young girls.
Recently perverted by the feminazis.
It does *not* mean a prostitute, as they would
have you believe.
Used when mildly irritated by a woman you like.
Example: Stop tickling me, wench!
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wenis:
Used
to replace any word.
Example: Slow down, here comes a wenis
sign. (stop)
I'm going to punch him in the wenis. (face)
Why don't you learn how to wenis! (drive)
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Went
Off: If
you go clubbing and you instantly feel the energy
on the dance floor,
you tingle and the beats are making you move, the
DJ is mixing one phat tune with another
and taking you higher--explain that to your mates
with Went Off.
Example: The crowd went off last
night...It was amazing.
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went
up: A
local (Maryland) term which is used to mean the
same thing as broke down or stopped working.
Example: My car went up on the Beltway.
(My car broke down on the Beltway.)
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werd:
To
offer agreement and congratulations on an
outstanding proposition or statment.
Example: Damn, fool! I told you he was
steppin!, Werd!
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werno:
(said
upon hearing) a word that does not actually
exist. reply to nonsense.
Example: my stummy's grumbling. let's eat.
stummy? werno.
2get the widget in the moto, tank. wha?...werno.
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wes:
To
vomit. As Wesley Crusher undoubtedly did during
zero gravity training.
Example: I think I'm gonna wes!
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WestByGodVirginia:
The
birth place of a very distinct race of people who
have rather outspoken ways.
Example: Hi, I'm Sonny Robinson and I'm
from WestByGodVirginia.
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wet
burp: Precisely
that--a burp, usually small and noiseless but in
which a small amount of stomach acid actually
rises up the esophagous into the back of the
throat, producing the the taste and aroma of
vomit in one's mouth.
Example: (erp) Oh, man, I just wet-burped.
Man that tastes nasty! No kidding, Chris...I can
smell it from here!
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wetware:
Surgically
implanted hardware.
Example: The pacemaker is my latest piece
of wetware.
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wev:
Contraction
of the term whatever, often used on people not
worth spending three sylables on.
Example: 1st person: I was just going to
pull into that parking space! 2nd person: Wev.
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wevah:
a
shortening of the word whatever
Example: wevah, i'll try something else..
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wexis:
Slang
for generic computer-assisted legal research or
systems.
It is a combination of Westlaw and Lexis, the
dominant vendors in the field.
Example: Did you run a wexis search on the
statute?
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wha-huh:
To
be used in place of what or huh
Example: Wha-huh? I'm sorry, I didn't hear
you...
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Whacha:
contraction
of what have you or what are you
Example: Whacha been up to lately? or
Whacha doin'?
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whack:
When
somebody thinks she has something that is cool
but really, it's not.
Example: Put that Nokia 6190 down, that
junk is whack. It's all about the 8890.
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whacked:
surgical
slang for remove
Example: We whacked his appendix last
night
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whacked:
Just...not
right. Meaning crazy, weird, odd, interestingly
funny, etc. Also used for sick humor.
Example: That joke is really whacked.
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whackit:
Something
to whack it with.
The generalized term for anything meeting the
every tool's a hammer criterion.
Example: Hey, toss me a whackit--this
thing's stuck.
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whackmonkey:
A
mistreated person who serves those who mistreat
him, an administrative assitant, a go-fer
Example: When Carl made Klaus get him a
cup of coffee after the meeting, Klaus realized
that he was Carl's whackmonkey.
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whadayat
(wha-da-ya-at)): Newfuneese
for What are you doing, how are you, what's going
on and many other such conversation opener
questions. Can be used in place of wazzup.
Example: Hey Johnny, whadayat?
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whadup:
What
is up? as used by cool doods.
Example: Whadup. dood?
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Whahoobi:
Exclamation
for when something good happens. Sort of like
yay.
Example: You got an A+ on you paper.
Whahoobi.
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whamakus:
Whoa!
Example: Whamakus! You did that?!
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whampaloo:
What
adults say other then yeaaaa! whilst running
around waving their hands in the air.
Example: After winning the state
championship the team could be heard yelling
whampaloo
halfway across the county.
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whang:
Good.
Example: That shirt is whanging.
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Whangdepootenawah:
In
the Ojibwa tongue, disaster.
An affliction that strikes hard when no one
expects it.
Example: Whangdepootenawah.
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whanky:
Whiney
and cranky, like many people you know in the
morning.
Example: She is so whanky in the
morning--don't even talk to her until she's had
her coffee!
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What
bird!: What
on earth is the matter with you?
Example: A peanut butter and mustard
sandwich? What bird!
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What
d'y'say?: A
hybrid of asking someone, What's up? and also
What are your plans for tonight?
Example: What d'y'say?
Oh, nothing much really, just gonna go fill out
that application. Wanna go see a movie afterwards
or something?
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what
is up, my sister?!: What's
going on? Doesn't necesarily have to be said to a
girl. (From Scary Movie)
Example: Hey, Lauryn.
What is up, my sister?!
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What
you say?: A
phrase originating from the computer game Zero
Wing. It is used by many people to respond to a
question or sentence they do not understand or
purely to annoy someone.
Example: What you say?
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What's
crackolatin': Mix
of cracking and percolatin'. What's happening?
What's going on? What's new?
Example: Me: I haven't seen you in days!
What's crackalating? You: Not much. Just about to
go see _Tomb Raider_. That Angelina Jolie is out
there.
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what's
the haps: means
what is new with you, or what's happening
Example: What's the hap's?.
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whatabouts:
What
someone is doing.
Example: The whereabouts and whatabouts of
Paul remained a mystery.
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whatchajiggy:
A
word used in place of another word that can't be
remembered at the moment.
Similar in principle to whatchamacallit.
Example: I'm looking for the whatchajiggy
I had earlier.
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whatchamacallit:
Used
when you can't remember the name for something.
Example: You know, the whatchamacallit,
the thing that I put my hair up with? Oh, yeah!
It's called a beret?
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whatev:
Valley
shortened version of whatever. Often used is a
derisive manner, with the the second syllable
accented.
Example: I got these cool new pants!
WhatEV, like I care.
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whatever
wets your salad: whatever's
good for you
Example: Girl. I think he's fine.
Response: Hey, whatever wets your salad, girl.
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whats
da jaysus craic: Customary
greeting rarely used outside of Dublin, Ireland.
Generally speaking it means Hello, any news or
fun?
Example: When meeting a friend on the
street, you say, What's da jaysus craic?
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whats-his-face:
a
pronoun substitute used for one whose name you
either cannot remember, or do not want to.
Example: I'll never forget whats-his-face.
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whatsdadillyo:
Whats
going on? What are we going to do?
Example: You: whatsdadillyo? Them: Prolly
going to the bar.
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Whattag'wan:
Short
form for What is going on?
Example:
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Whatussino:
A
description of what you see but different from
what every one else see's.
Example: Hey !, I dont see no whatussinos
man !
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whazzupmanship:
The
annoying habit of white teenage boys to compete
to see who can take on the most black culture,
speech, and habits.
Example: Tommy's whazzupmanship when he
hung out with his friends was a sight to behold.
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wheebop:
exclamation
meaning all of the following: c'est la vie, yay!,
cool.
Example: 'i passed my music exam!'
'wheebop!'
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wheels
flying off: 1.
Used to describe someone in the process of going
totally bonkers.
2. The point at which everything breaks down.
Example: 1. Why are your wheels flying
off? Calm down.
2. I lost my purse and all my credit cards, then
had a wreck, got a ticket, only to find my house
was on fire when I got home...and then the wheels
flew off.
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wheels
of steel: Two
turntables
Example: The DJ forgot his wheels of
steel.
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wheels-up:
Upside
down, of a vehicle. Used when someone starts to
drive her truck upside down while off-roading
(usually not intentional, and usually done by
someone who has a truck so big the only thing
bigger is her out of whack ego).
The reason there are roll cages.
Example: We're going wheels-up.
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wheelsucker:
A
driver of a vehicle that consistently follows
other vehicles too closely. [See mufflefuck.]
Example: I had to change lanes to get that
wheelsucker off my tail. (Acknowledgements to the
movie Breaking Away.)
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Wheesht:
Scottish
for please be quiet--or when said loudly, shut
up.
Example: Wheesht yer tongue, lassie.
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wheeze:
A
good laugh.
Example: We had a wheeze at Jim's expense.
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whell:
A
combination of well and hell for use with Oh
when you run out of things to say or forget what
it was you wanted to say.
Example: Oh, whell!
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whelmed:
Content.
Not overwhelmed, not underwhelmed, just whelmed.
Example: When she saw that his biceps were
of a regular size she was whelmed.
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wherewithall:
Knowledge.
Example: I have the wherewithall to come
up with many more words than this.
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Whever:
Word
used among my friends and me, referring to an
unknown time or place.
Distinct from wherever, which indicates any
place.
Example: Whever did you come from?
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whichevered:
Transitive
verb form of whichever.
Used to dismiss a topic which is a priori made
impossible due to eventualities.
Meant to express apathy regarding the
cancellation or sudden change in a plan.
Example: Our plans were whichevered
because I couldn't get my friend to lend me his
car.
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whimmy-wammy:
Aa
bendable and pliant state that something is or
has become, often unexpectedly.
Example: His ruler has gone all
whimmy-whammy.
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whinging
pom: openly
perpetually unsatified English person. Almost
exclusively used by Australians.
Example: Shut up, you bloody whinging pom!
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Whip:
Adj.
(whi-puh) A term used to describe someone that is
extremely cool. Something that is the greatest
available version.
Example: Look at her thinkin she's the
whip just cuz she got a neden.
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whip:
Somebody's
car, usually a very nice car.
Example: Hop aboard my whip, and let's do
it.
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whipped:
To
be completely controlled by someone else.
Example: You're SO whipped.
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whipstain:
Coined
when I was 13 after colliding with a branch -
such incidental humour that my best friend almost
had a cardiac seizure.
whipstain = visible markings post-whipping, or
similar.
Example: Crikey, that's a grand whipstain!
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whirlpool:
The
effect created by spinning the beer in your glass
in
an effort to do something other than drink it too
quickly.
Example: My friend was drinking way slower
than me and it was his round next, so I had to
spin a whirlpool,
I was so bored waiting.
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whirt:
A
situation that is slightly uncomfortable or
discouraging or a person that is causing another
person emotional distress.
Example: I hate Phil, but he just asked me
out. How can I pass up a free concert? God, I
hate whirts like this.
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whiskey
tango fox trot over: WTF
expanded using the phonetic alphabet.
Example: Hamish: I hear the liquor store
is closing at 5 every Friday night, eh?
Jane: Whiskey tango fox trot over.
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Whiskey
Tango Foxtrot: What
The Fuck? Military slang.
Example: Bill. Damn, your mom is HOT!
John. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
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whisped:
Clumsily
ran past.
Example: Was she dizzy? Because she just
whisped by me like I wasn't even here.
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white
guy shuffle: Dance
performed by rhythmless white males across the
Americas. The shuffle has no set moves and has
all the grace of the blue-footed booby's mating
ritual.
Example: I hope Uncle Harold doesn't do
the white guy shuffle at my wedding
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white
out: code
for a white person leaving
Example: I leave the room and state white
out, later
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white
pine: Very
annoying.
Example: Man, that song is white pine.
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White
Trashistan: The
nation from which all white trash originates.
Example: Tonya Harding will represent
White Trashistan in the 1998 Olympics. (Courtesy
David Spade)
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white
water: Skim
milk.
Example: I like the way white water
tastes, but most people I know call it skim milk.
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white-bread:
Unextraordinary,
typical, common, dull.
Example: After his acting career ended, he
went back to his white-bread existence in
Davenport.
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White-hat:
A
person wearing a white hat in the winter
Example: What's with the white hat? It's
January
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whitfield:
A
combover-oriented hairstyle
Example: That old guy who sells newspapers
on the street is rocking a major whitfield.
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whittlediddy:
To
lazily sit around
Example: Grandpa smiled and said he'd
rather whittlediddy today.
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whivel:
A
combo of whine and snivel.
Example: Stop whivelling and start living.
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Whizzy:
Something
fancy, with all the bells and whistles.
Example: (Kid with fancy new bike): Hey,
Bobby, that sure is a whizzy looking bike.
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Who-ha:
The
kind of girl you don't take home to mother.
Example: I was worried about Jim going to
the bachelor party, because I thought he may
encounter many who-has.
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who-ha:
What?
or an expression of confussion.
Example: Teacher: The shear stress applied
to the soil acts on the failure plane at failure.
Mel: Who-ha? (confused)
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Who-ho:
Used
in place of Yeah! to express joy.
Example: Who-ho! I just won the lottery.
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who-in-the-what-now:
instead
of saying what? or what was that? or sorry? if
you didn't hear someone the first time, say
who-in-the-what-now? You gotta say it as one
quick word
Example:
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whoa:
when
something is so amazing, and it caught you off
guard
Example: That $80 SeanJohn outfit was like
whoa!
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whoadamn:
Used
when very impressed, or as a Hey, look at that!
Example: Look at the lady wearing that
ugly shirt. One word: Whoadamn.
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Whocelfudge:
What
the hell just happened?
Example: Ol' boy just went and
whocelfudged it all up.
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whodie:
Another
word for friend or homie.
Pronounced - whoa-dee
Example: What's up, whodie! Peace out,
whodie!
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whole
nother: It's
used instead of the word another or the words a
different.
Example: Oh, I understand now. That's a
whole nother story.
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Whomies:
White
people who dress up like Homies.
Example: Eminem is a Whomie
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whomp:
(verb)
1.to hit someone; 2. to beat someone at
something; 3. to accelerate the car really really
fast, gas it.
Example: 1. i'm gonna whomp you. 2.we
whomped up on them. 3. whomp it! we can make it
through this light.
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Whompel:
To
beat severely.
Example: That guy was whompelled in a bar
fight last week.
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Whomps:
Sucks.
In case parents or teachers get offended by
sucks.
Example: Man, this totally whomps!
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whompus:
Overly
large and revolting.
Example: Jim was a strange looking fellow,
with a slender body and a whompus head.
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whonka:
A
big wet kiss given by a small child.
Example: I'm going to give you a whonka
kiss, Grandma.
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whonky:
Extremely
strange or confusing, out of whack.
Example: My computer's acting all whonky.
It keeps freezing up.
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whoop:
Equal
to the word deal. Usually used in a frustrated
sort of manner, but trying to get across a point.
Example: When her friend wouldn't try
something new, she said, Come on, what's the big
whoop, anyway?
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whoop-ass:
(noun)
Associated with the state of being beat up.
Example: I'm about to open a can of
whoop-ass on you.
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whoopiecussion:
An
incident intended to be a practical joke that
results in some form of harm. (Combination of
Whoopie and concussion.)
Example: Tom placed a bucket of water over
the lintel, hoping to have a good laugh at
Tucker's soaked head, but when the bucket smacked
Tucker in the skull before spilling, Tom grimaced
and said meekly: Whoopiecussion.
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Whoopin':
To
party, or enjoy oneself immensely; celebrate
exuberantly. Origin may be traced to a habit of
involuntarily choking up and coughing up a
variety of matter upon hearing some very good
news.
Example: The big-wig of the company was
whoopin' it up cuz he was gonna be as rich as a
hog is filthy.
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whoopty-do:
Sarcastic
form of yah or wow.
Example: Lana: Whoopty-do, the phone! Me:
Whoopty-do, bet it's my mom.
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whoore
(hoo-er): Someone
who is always out to get some action...But just
for the fun of it!
Example: That chick is a dirty, dirty
whoore...
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whoosywhatzit:
A
confusing way to say I didn't understand what you
said because you were mumbling.
Example: Whoosywhatzit?
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whopperjawed:
In
disarray, messed up.
Example: Who left the books all
whopperjawed?
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whore
of babylon: A
reference back to Revelation 17 where it talks
about the great prostitute who was
drunk with the blood of the saints.
Only it's not biblical in reference at all. Used
to describe an exceptionally evil woman who lacks
any redeeming qualities, and generally makes your
life hell.
Example: She's a whore of Babylon. She's
trying to take over my project and run it into
the ground.
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whoredrobe:
Wardrobe
that contains only risque clothing.
Example: I attract a lot of attention when
I go out on the town wearing something I've
borrowed from Monica's whoredrobe.
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whorph:
Turning
into a loose woman.
Example: For years that woman acted like a
faithful wife, but then she whorphed, and about
drove
her husband over the edge.
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whorse:
A
whore who resembles a horse.
Example: That whorse was really cheap, and
she neighed too much. OR
Why would a whorse say Nay?
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whosamacallit:
Used
when you dont know someone's name, or for lack of
a more intelligent answer.
Example: Has anyone seen whosamacallit?
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whosayonthewhatnow?:
Expression
of extreme exasperation--and I mean extreme,
people.
Example: B. Hey, Amy, what did you do
today? Amy, lying through her teeth as usual,
Well, I parachuted out of a giant doughnut, ate
some sugar-coverd lice, joined a circus, got
engaged, died my hair upchuck green, developed
three mental conditions, and fell in love with a
goat. B. Whosayonthwhatnow?
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whosiwhatsis
syndrome: What
you have if you are consistently saying things
like the following.
Example: Yeah, you know that guy.
What's-his-face? You know who I mean!
The guy with the face!
You know!
You don't remember the guy with the hand?
He was the same guy with the ear!
Remember him! What was his name? You know who I
mean, don'tcha?
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Whosyurdaddy:
Used
as an exclamation when something has just gone
your way.
Example: After sinking a 3-point jumper,
the basketball player said Whosyurdaddy.
or
Nabbing a parking space close to the store during
Holiday shopping, a driver might be heard to
exclaim Whosyurdaddy!
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whot:
Used
after a questionable act has been performed to
express false-innocence through cuteness
associated with this word. Used first by Eddie
Izzard.
[I dunno, Benny. Did John Travolta's Vinnie
Barbarino character's use of Whot? in the TV
series _Welcome Back,
Kotter_ predate Eddie Izzard's use? The series
was on in the 1970s, starting just about the time
Eddie Izzard turned 13.]
Example: After poking her in the side, my
friend gave Alex an angelic smile and said, Whot?
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Whow!:
What
you say when you Google whell.
Example: Whow! You should see all the
misspellings under whell!
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whozafatza:
(n.)
Brooklyn term. Person whose name you do not
recall at the moment.
Example: You know, him... um... you
know... whozafatza!
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whozits:
a
pronoun substitute used for one whose name cannot
be remembered or does not want to be remembered
Example: Always remember whozits.
|
whuffo:
Term
used by skydivers for non-jumpers. Skydivers
imagine this is what non-jumpers are saying when
they point and gawk.
Example: Whuffo they do that?
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whumm:
When
you whistle and hum at the same time, producing
an annoying buzzing effect.
Example: Check that out- my brother can
whumm the entire 1812 overture!
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Whut!:
What!
Whut! alone can mean What! With a fairly
aggressive tone, it can also be used as a count
in for rappers, Whut, whut! Or it can be followed
by up to be a greeting, Whut up?
Example: Whut! I didn't say anythin' like
that.
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whycome:
conjunction
of how come and why do
Example: whycome i have to go to the store
with you?
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Whyever:
For
whatever reason.
Example: Whyever whyever isn't already a
real word it should be--because whatever,
whenever, wherever, whoever, whomever, whichever,
and however all are.
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wibble:
A
word used to demonstrate something silly. An off
the cuff silly word which replaces an otherwise
sensible answer
Example: 'Did you really mean for the
ferret to loose all of its fur'?
Reply...errr...wibble
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wibble:
Of
progressive rock, intelligent electronica).
Spaced out sounds, extended, heavily reverb'd
drones and pads, and noises that make very little
sense to the unattuned ear. Extreme examples can
be termed acres of wibble.
Example: Check out this ambient mix album
I just bought. Acres of wibble, my friend, acres.
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wicamist:
British
expression: A graduate of Winchester College,
Oxford.
Example: He claims to be a Wicamist but we
have no evidence of his educational pedigree.
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wicked:
Can
replace the words very or really, but sounds much
cooler.
Very popular in Holyoke and Massachusetts as a
whole.
Example: Did you see Letterman last
night--he was wicked hilarious.
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wickey-phat:
Wicked
+ phat. Can be used to describe anything that is
exceedingly phat.
Example: Have you heard this new band?
They kick out some wickey-phat tunes.
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widget:
An
example of something manufactured. In a 1950's
movie starring Rock Hudson and Doris Day, widgets
were advertised to the point that the entire
country was anxiously awaiting the production and
arrival of widgets. Only problem was, there were
no widgets. It was just a concept. This word is
often used when lay people and educators alike
discuss business marketing strategy and marketing
theory.
Example: Let's say, for example, you want
to make and market widgets,...
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wiener:
someone
who does something which you cannot comprehend
Example: Don't be a wiener.
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wife-beater:
1.
Newcastle Brown Ale. 2. The sleeveless undervest
as favoured by the redneck community.
Example: Bottle of wife-beater, please.
Ah, I see your dad is wearing his wife-beater.
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wifebeater:
a
wife beater is one of those tank tops for men and
are usually white.
Example:
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wiffdoodle:
The
iteration of an idea or plan (for an invention,
business, civic improvement, etc.)
which one knows he or she will never have the
time, energy, or talent to execute.
¡°wiff¡±: sound of bat swinging at air + to
doodle
Example: Chris: I had a high-quality
wiffdoodle the other day, wanna hear it?
Cindy: Chris, your entire life is a wiffdoodle.
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wiffle:
A
person with numerous piercings and body
modifications, from wiffle ball, the hollow
plastic ball with cutouts.
Example: I asked Jeff why he pierced his
septum for the third time and he
said because it was there. That confirmed what I
already knew, that he was a wiffle.
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wiffleass:
Someone
who has holes in her story. From wiffleball.
Example: Did you hear about Monica and
that wiffleass Clinton?
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wig:
To
be disturbed by a certain person, object, etc.
Example: A. Ever since I was little,
clowns gave me the wig. B. Why? A. I saw a clown,
and it gave me the wig. There really is no story
behind it.
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wig-o-meter:
Device
which measures and displays the degree to which a
person is wigging out.
Example: He could tell it was going to be
one of those nights; her wig-o-meter was clearly
pegged and he couldn't figure out what he might
have done to cause that.
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wigger:
A
white person who emulates blacks, especially
hip-hop culture
Example: Look at Nick over there with his
pants sagging. What a wigger.
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Wiggii!:
An
expression used in extreme frustration or when
you just can't think of that one word you're
looking for
Example: Agh! Wiggii! or Where's the...
ugh, wiggii.
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wiggins:
Feeling
of imminent freak-out or fear.
Example: That tall slayer guy gives me a
wiggins.
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Wiggins:
To
be afraid
Example: It gave me the major wiggins.
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Wiggler:
A
shady tuff-guy, unemployed usually sporting a
mullet and wife beater who lives in a trailer
park. Origin- modern English descriptor for
inhabitants of Tread Wells Mills, NY AKA
WiggleTown.
Example: Damn, I bet that wiggler's got
four cars on blocks in his front yard. Don't say
that too loud, if he hears ya, he'll Wiggle-Flip
ya!
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wiggy:
1.
When a person acts so silly that it seems fake or
plastic. 2. Really out of touch with reality.
Example: 1. I didn't think we would ever
get a table--and did you notice how wiggy that
waitress was?
2. It's Monday, I woke up late, haven't had my
cappuccino yet--I am feeling wiggy.
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Wilaholic:
Person
addicted to excessive exposure to Wil Anderson,
Australian comedian.
Example: I am a wilaholic. I listen to Wil
Anderson every morning.
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wilbury:
A
state of sleepiness when, beginning to nod off,
you become limp and rubbery
Example: I noted my dog was wilbury when
she, tired, slowly dragged herself onto my lap
and gently collapsed.
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wildapart:
A
cinematic production matching or on an equal
standing of the quality made by veteran filmmaker
Billy Wilder, The Master.
Example: _Almost Famous) (2001), was
wildapart from the missing third act scene with
Russell (Crudup) and the Rolling Stone
revelation.
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Wildergeek:
One
who engages in out-of-doors sporting activities,
such as going to the mall, while clad in enough
of the lasest brightly-colored, high-tech, Gortex
clothing to make him look dumber than someone who
bites the heads off of small animals for a
living.
Example: After failing to get their REI
Millennium Mountaineer 2000 tent set up, the
Wildergeeks were forced to spend a cold and
frightful night in the back of their Chevy Tahoe.
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wildfire:
To
fire people like wild.
Popular in days of the demise of dot coms.
To be used properly, should not make pure
grammatical sense.
[Attributed to A.Ressi]
Example: If you guys don't get your act
together, it's going to be wildfire in here.
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Willadam:
A
good combination of breakfast radio presenters.
Example: Every morning the Willadams
provide enjoyable listening on the radio.
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willage:
This
word is used for a really, really cool place.
Example: New York is definitely a willage.
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willy
g: 1) A
super nerd, one of those kind of people who
program for a living and you go to for help when
a client asks for something particularly tricky
2) bill gates
Example: An online ordering system that
needs credit card auth at point of sale in
PYTHON? Sure, willy g is on the case
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wilson:
talk
to yourself
Example: are you going wilson on us
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WIMC
Disease: Where
is my car? Disease. Suffered by people who are
too preoccupied or stupid or...to remember where
they parked.
Example: Dude, where's my car? :)
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wimperial:
The
new-found power of computer nerds over the rest
of us, hence wimperium,
wimpire building, wimperor.
Example: As the only member of staff
capable of opening an archived email,
Colin weilded wimperial power over the audit
department.
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win-place-show:
Indicates
that a previous statement is the absolute truth.
Can never be broken.
Example: I got Samuel L. Jackson's
autograph when I was on vaction. No way. Yes I
did. Win-place-show.
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Winblows:
Slang
for any version of Microsoft Windows.
Example: Winblows crashed again!
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Window
Licker: A
person that is below average intelligence
Example: Look at that guy with that stupid
expression on his face, He's got to be a Window
Licker.
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Windows
NT: The
ultimate program for maintaining employee focus.
This program is not only incompatible with any
distracting activities (i.e. games, chat rooms,
and interesting desktops) but it also cannot be
manipulated by the user, only by a System
Administrator.
Example: If you check the owner's manual
under 'Troubleshooting', you will find this:
Manufacturers Note - Ha ha ha!
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windoze:
Windows
operating system. Called windoze by those who
dislike it.
Example: Heather prefers Linux over
windoze.
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Wing-wong:
A
combination of wing and a variation of wrong
(spelled wong). Used to describe a wrong flight.
Example: Drats! Stupid wing-wong!
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wingbang:
Scatterbrained,
unpredictable.
Example: I don't think it's a good idea to
depend on her as she has always been kind of
wingbang.
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winky:
1.
For someone who is very chicky, very cutsie,
someone you could see writing you a cute note
with i's dotted with hearts and URAQT-pi written
at the end. Describes a stereotypical
teeny-bopper.
2. Anything overly cute, sappy, sentimental, etc.
could be considered to be winky.
(Note, this is not necessarily a derogatory
adjective. It is only if the elocutionary force
behind it is derogatory.)
Example: Those pants with the pink hearts
as backpockets are definitely winky.
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winner:
Loser.
Idiot.
Example: This poor bastard left his
headlights on. Definite winner material there.
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winner:
Loser.
Idiot.
Example: This poor bastard left his
headlights on. Definite winner material there.
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winnet:
Mild
friendly insult that also can be used if you are
mad at something that has happened.
Example: Someone spills a drink over you.
Oh, my winnet. OR What a winnet.
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winshipers:
win-shy-pers
(noun) windshield wipers
Example: The winshipers quit working right
in the middle of the rain storm.
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wintel:
A
computer running Windows on an Intel processor is
a Wintel machine.
Example: No, Mr. Huffaker, we will not use
a Wintel machine for our server!
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Winterfresh:
A
guy/girl that you never can tell if the like you.
Example: Mack is my winterfresh, I love
him, but I can't stand how confusing he is.
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wiper:
Used
extensively in Paintball.
Someone who wipes off his hits after the
paintball has splattered on his body, in order to
stay in the game.
Example: I KNOW I hit that guy at least
three times! He must be a wiper.
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wire
fairies: Wire
fairies aren't tiny imaginary beings in human
form, possessing magical powers. They are tiny
little evil beings in human form, their sole
purpose in life is to tangle wires up when humans
aren't looking and this is how wires become
messed up always.
Example: oh my, all of my wires have
become tangled, damned those Wire Fairies damn
them all.
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wire-fu:
See
matrix fighting.
Example: Jet Li was surrounded by eight
gangsters when, in a stunning display of wire-fu,
he leapt out of the pack, spun-kicked four of
them and then ran up the wall.
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wireability:
To
be able to be wired, connected to power.
Example: I don't want a smoke alarm that
takes batteries, I need one with wireability.
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wirehead:
1:
person possessing an extensive knowledge of
electrical wiring and/or electronic circuitry.
Before the advent of computer technology, these
progenitors of the modern nerd attempted to
satisfy their insatiable curiosity by tinkering
with radio, television, and telephone circuits.
The occasional lethal result of these endeavors
served to thin the herd, thereby ensuring the
survival of the geekiest.
Example: Okay, I'm officially a wirehead
now; my PC's connected to my stereo, my TV, my
phone, my guitar, and a cappuccino machine!
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wirelust:
(n)
A deep, burning, almost primal need to have a
fast, reliable, always-on connection to the
internet. Experienced by just about anyone who
actually bought into the wireless web marketing
hype and spent hundreds of dollars on what
ultimately results in a very expensive way to
risk injuring one's thumb.
Example: Despite the relative success of
his thumb physical therapy program, after the 9th
dropped connection, Doug could no longer deny the
wirelust that was beginning to consume his every
thought.
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Wireout:
To
describe the complete and utter chaos of wires
and cables in the back of any complex
family entertainment system with an assortment of
VCR, DVD, TV, AMP, Speakers, Karaoke,
Cable, MP3 players, play stations, etc.
Example: The stupid VCR is not taping
again; the whole thing is all wireout.
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wirgin:
A
wimpy, reluctant virgin.
Example: Jill was hesitant about her first
sexual experience, so her friends began to call
her a wirgin.
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wish-wipers:
Windscreen
wipers, because they make a noise that sounds
like wish.
Example: It's raining, turn on the
wish-wipers.
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witch's
tit: It's
an old wives' tale that the mammary gland of a
female, magic-practicing individual can be used
to gauge cold temperatures. Cold as a witch's tit
means freezing or slightly above freezing. Any
temperature below freezing is colder than a
witch's tit. (See balls.)
Example: It was very windy and snowing,
almost a blizzard. It was colder than a witch's
tit, and we were miserable.
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witcha:
A
request for something, particularly a cup of tea
or coffee, especially if the person to whom the
request is made is walking by the kettle, coffee
machine, etc. From If you are making a drink,
I'll have one with you. Originates from one C (K)
Leong.
Example: Person sees other person walking
into the kitchen, calls out Witcha!
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with
a pound of Morton's iodiz: More
than a grain of salt; for verbal garbage that
needs a little extra seasoning to make it
palatable.
Example: Joe: I've never known him to be a
violent guy. Which is why I have to take these
stories about his sudden rage explosions with a
pound of Morton's iodized.
Don: You're obviously not talking about Chris.
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with-a-hay-nonnie-nonnie-and-a:
A
phrase expressing extreme jubilation.
Example: Teacher: Billy, you got an A on
your spelling test.
Billy: With-a-hay-nonnie-nonnie-and-a-ho-ho-ho.
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withdrawal:
Suffering
from missing somone you dearly love and comparing
it to withdrawal from an addiction.
Example: I was gone for month without my
girl, so I was getting some major withdrawal.
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withe:
This
word is short hand writting and typing for the
words with and the
Example: I went to the store withe car i
got last week.
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Witlag:
The
amount of time that transpires between the
telling of a joke and the comprehension of the
listener. May be applied as a factor of
ignorance.
Example: In the middle of dinner my date
bursts out laughing, Chunks is the dog! I get it!
she said to me. She's obviously suffering from
major witlag because I told the joke in the car
on the way to the restaurant. OR He may be good
at laying pipe, but he's a witlag to the third
degree. I mean, He thought Tchaikovsky was a
Korean dish made from dogs.
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witlings:
People
who think they're funny but aren't. (From Paul
McFedries, The Word Spy.
http://www.logophilia.com/WordSpy/hominist.html)
Example: And now I, too, am one of the
witlings who submit their unfunny words to
pseudodictionary.com.
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wittle:
White
trash women.
Example: My sister in Alabama is a wittle.
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wivvy:
Something
or someone that is dumb, strange, or funny.
Example: Your new shirt is wivvy.
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Wix:
wicked
(as in good) but far cooler
Example: We found this wix new restaurant
down on Queen Street...
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wixed
mords: A
phrase used after you accidentally mess up 2
words in what you just said.
Example: Sorry. I wixed up my mords.
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woc:
Woman
of Character.
Example: His life would have been so very
much better if he’d picked a woc.
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wock:
An
all-round champion, or top bloke.
Example: Carl was a wock.
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Woday:
Homie,
friend. Often heard in rap lyrics. Alternate
spelling of whodie, but also pronounced
differently (whoa-DAY, as opposed to WHOA-dee).
Example: Woday, wusup? You heard that new
Juvenile song?
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Wodie:
The
word comes from New Orleans, which is divided
into sections called wards. Wodie is like homeboy
except that instead of it being a neighborhood
thing, it's a ward thing.
Example: You know Charlse, don't you? He's
my wodie.
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woftam:
accr.
for waste of friggen time and money
Example: Any repair on this toaster is a
woftam
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Wog:
A
combination of walk and jog.
Example: Jason and I hate to wog around
the track during gym.
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WOIDS:
for
some years now I have been inventing words for
use in cyberspace religion discussion groups.
Interested? I'd have to send you a file. They're
generally held to be fun.
Example: The generic term for the whole
lexicon is WOIDS.
Send a URL.
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wok:
this
word is used in place of the overly used word:
whatever.
Example: i dont know what to wear!, oh
wok, i am only going out with my grandmother it
really doesnt matter anyway.
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wok:
Lopsided,
awkward, strange.
Example: Your eyebrows are wok.
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wom:
The
female equivalent of guy, somewhere between girl
and woman.
Example: There's a bunch of cute woms over
by the pool today.
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womagnet,
homagnet: A
man who attracts lots of women.
Example: At a party you can always rely on
Tristan being the homagnet.
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womancott:
Like
a boycott, but only effective one week a month,
every month.
Example: Those college students don't
really have their act together.
The best effort they've been able to do is a
measly little womancott.
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womanipulated:
getting
manipulated by a woman
Example: you just got womanipulated by her
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Womb
Raider: Inevitable
pornographic movie staring a buxom female who
travels
around fighting and copulating with other similar
specimens.
Example: Angelina Jolie in _Tomb
Raider_--I can hardly wait to see what tattooed,
overinflated,
loudmouthed bimbo stars in _Womb Raider_.
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Wombat:
Code
word indicating it's safe to put the garbage
truck in reverse and step on the gas.
Popular among garbage men in the South.
Example: Wombat. You got six feet 'til you
hit the Benz.
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wombat:
Waste
Of Money Brains And Time.
Example: Any time spent with Chis is
strictly a WOMBAT.
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womble:
To
gamble on a woman.
Example: He should have known not to marry
her, because over half of those who womble
lose--the odds
were not in his favor.
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Wombsical:
Nostalgia
for old TV programmes.
Example: Unfortunately, the dinner party
got entangled in a wombsical discussion.
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womenopause:
The
loss of male sexual drive and function later in
life.
Example: Cute blondes no longer had the
same effect on Sean after he went through
womenopause in his nineties.
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womf:
A
meaningless expression used by a speaker who
can't or won't decide on a word to express his
emotional state.
Example: It's 3 pm already. When are you
getting out of bed? Womf. OK. I'll go watch TV or
something for a while, then.
What do you wanna do? Womf. C'mon, we can't just
sit here all day.
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womps:
A
bad or unfavorable situation, when something goes
wrong.
Example: This is womps.
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wonce:
To
win once and once only.
Example: John Doe finally wonce a tennis
match and retired.
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wonder-tard:
1.
One who acts exceedingly stupid and surpasses the
idiocy for which one might just be called a
retard.
2. Someone that has the drooling potentiality of
a block of wood (see also: pocket lint).
Example: Yes, Chris's beyond stupid; he's
a wonder-tard.
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wonderbad:
The
opposite of good, great, fantastic, and
wonderful.
Example: The banana pie was so gross it
was wonderbad.
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wonderiffic:
Extremely
wonderful and terrific.
Example: Ice cream is wonderiffic.
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wonderific
fantasgreat: Really**2
wonderful, terrific, great, and fantastic
Example: Anna Begins by Counting Crows is
Wonderific Fantasgreat.
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wonderlust:
Sexual
desire based on curiosity rather than passion.
Example: Andrew? He's seriously hot for
Rollergirl, but with Bjork it's just wonderlust.
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wonderment:
Miracle,
something out of the ordinary, extraordinary,
unbelievable, cool, awesome, neat.
Example: Saw a guy person rip a 4 thick
phonebook apart. It was a wonderment.
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wondermous:
Beyond
wonderful and fabulous put together.
Example: I won the lottery today and it
feels wondermous.
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wonderwoman:
A
girl who is studk on herself. [Can't remember how
to spell the other word myself.]
Example: Sarah thinks she is really
wonderwoman.
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wong:
You
would call somebody a wong if that person was
really annoying, snobby, or any type where you
would like to insult the person.
Example: Chris is a wong.
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wongull
(ed): (v,
adj) What has happened to your clothing when it
has been stretched for some reason.
Example: The last time I let you borrow my
shirt, it got all wongulled.
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wonk:
To
cut a person's bangs so short that they appear
far younger and more alarmed than they actually
are.
Example: My friend was giving me a haircut
and she totally wonked it.
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wonkwards:
1.
To travel diagonally
2. An object which is crooked
Example: 1. I walked wonkwards along the
path as it twisted like a snake.
2. The leaning tower of Pisa is wonkwards.
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wonky:
messed-up,
gone wrong, esp. in reference to technology.
Example: the server went all wonky & i
couldn't get my email.
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wontsom:
Describing
desire or questioning need.
Example: I wontsom cream in my coffee.
Do you wontsom cream in your coffee?
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woo:
great,
yes!, abbreviation of woohoo, usually typed with
an exclamation mark symbolising something good.
Example: person 1: i love you!
person 2: woo! i love you too!
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woo-ee
diaper: Really
dirty diapers that make you say, Woo-ee!
Example: Momma, the baby has a woo-ee
diaper!
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woo-la:
The
point at when a person is up in the middle of the
night and cannot think right/is all giggily about
everything.
Example: Yeah..we were sitting up about
3am..I don't remember what she said because I was
all woo-la
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woobie:
(n)
A fleece jacket or shirt. (adj) Used to describe
an item made of fleece.
Example: Mary is wearing a lovely orange
woobie today. I bet it's warm.
That woobie purse is cute!
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Woobie:
A
favorite blanket, usually very soft and cuddly.
Example: Megan refused to go to sleep
until she had her woobie wrapped around her.
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woobie:
An
old stuffed animal or plush toy used as a dog
toy.
Example: Spot tore the stuffing out of his
woobie.
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woobly:
problematic,
odd, or of questionable stability.
Example: when i compiled and ran it, mr
program went all woobly and started spitting out
data locations interspersed with random ascii
characters.
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wood-pusher:
A
professional chess player.
Example: Bobby Fisher was the greatest
American wood-pusher ever.
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wood-shampoo:
N.Y.P.D.
To beat an unruly suspect about the head a
shoulders with a policeman's baton.
Example: He took a swing at me when I was
cuffing him, so I gave him a wood-shampoo.
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wooden
kimono: A
coffin. Also, wooden coat.
Example: They fit the dead man with a
wooden kimono.
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woodkicker:
One
who kicks a plank of wood, a skateboarder.
Example: Woodkickers are more extreme than
fruitbooters.
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wooftie:
1.
Ugly, doglike 2. Feeling ugly and doglike.
Example: 1. I think I'm coming down with
the flu. I'm feelin' all wooftie.
2. She looks so wooftie I can't believe he likes
her.
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woofy:
acronym
for Well Off Older Folks
Example: ie, conversation with sales help
in a garden shop: Do you have any more of those
cute special-edition gnomes? No, those woofies
driving off in the silver caddy bought us out!
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woogie:
A
dog that makes a strange yowling noise,
especially when it yawns. From doggie and Wookie
from Star Wars. {The Chris Elliott character from
_There's Something About Mary_--wasn't his name
Woogie?}
Example: I thought the next door neighbors
had a walrus living with them until I saw them
walking their woogie.
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Woogie-Woo:
A
word used to give something ordinary a magic
quality, or in place of big deal.
Example: How'd you know that? (smile)
Woogie-Woo? OR
Did you see my penny collection? Woogie-Woo. No
one really cares.
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woohoo:
A
word with multiple meanings. meanings are given
by tone or the way it is pronounced
1)happiness or excitement when said fast and
loudly.
2)sarcastic happiness or excitement when said
slow
these are the classics there are many other uses
Example: WOOHOO! I got 2 dollars off a cup
of Starbucks frapaccino.
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Woohooters:
Interjection.
Used to express joy on your way to Hooters for
some chicken.
Example: Woohooters, I can't wait to get
some hot wings.
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woojy:
An
adjective used to mock the child-like behaviour
or whining of another person. Can be emphasised
by using twice and tickling in a baby like
fashion.
Example: Ow, i just hurt my pancreas Aww,
woojy woojy
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wooling:
To
beat up or wrestle, usually in a playful,
non-violent manner; typically involves tickling
and headlocks.
Example: If you don't settle down, I'll
have to come over there and lay a wooling on you!
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woop:
#NAME?
Example: boy: i just got home. girl: woop!
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Woop
woop: Aussie
word. In the middle of nowhere.
Example: Where'd I get that? Oh, woop
woop.
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woosh/wooshed:
something
which is particularly fast or to describe an
amazing experience
Example: woosh! what a shot that was.
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woot:
to
be used as an exclamation, for example yay
Example: I bought you a pony WOOT!
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wooza:
Weird
loser--used jokingly around friends.
Example: Stop being a wooza. When you
stick cheeze up your nose I fear for your furure.
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wope:
Past
tense of the word wipe.
Example: I wope down the table after
dinner.
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woperchild:
Politically
correct term for women. Etymology: Women contains
the word men, which is sexist. Thus, Wo(person) a
word that expresses equality. However, it was
noted that person contains the word son and is
thus sexist. So I created Wo(per(child)).
Example: Shut up and go bake me a pie,
woperchild.
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wopnin:
What's
happening?
Example: Hey, wopnin?
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wopperjawed:
To
be in a state of disarray, or shambles.
Example: After the accident, his car was
completely wopperjawed.
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word:
I
agree
Example: Somebody says something. You
say,word.
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word
foundry: A
person or group which comes up with new words on
an almost industrial basis.
Analogous to Korean semiconductor chip foundries.
Example: Heh, that Alan Morrison is a real
word foundry! ;-)
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word
of mouse: The
way news and rumors spread across the internet
via message boards and IRC servers. (Someone
coined this along time ago...just did not see it
listed and thought it should be.)
Example: If word of mouth and work of
mouth don't do it for you, try word of mouse and
work of mouse.
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word
on the street: The
rumor or the consensus.
Example: Ed: The word on the street is
that you hate Mexican food.
Ted: What street is that word on? It's totally
wrong.
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Word
to you and your mothers!: A
totally hip and cool way to say sup, homies?
Thought up by everybody's favorite Olympic gold
medalist, Kurt Angle.
Example: When Kurt was lost in New York
City and needed directions
to where he needed to be, he saw two homies.
To get their attention he exclaimed, Sup to you
and your mothers!
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word
up: Spawned
before Wassup? and with the same meaning.
Example: Michael: Word up? Shaun: Not
much.
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word'em
up: 1.Give
praise to. 2.Be thankful for
Example:
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word-hole:
Mouth
area where words come out.
Example: Shut your word-hole.
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word-nerd:
using
word without knowing the definiton
Example: that word nerd doen't know what
he's talking about
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word-to-yer-motha:
Phrase
used by the whitest of white in so-called rap,
Vanilla Ice.
Example: Yo! Word-to-yer-motha! (Making a
fist and pressing it to the camera.)
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wordchuck:
someone
that wastes time by thinking up useless words and
submitting them to psuedodictionary
Example: How many words could a wordchuck
chuck if a wordchuck could chuck words?
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wordhumping:
(1)
The process of fixating on a specific, isolated
word when one is speaking to you, interrupting
the conversation, repeating the word obsessively
for minutes/hours/days (in any and every context)
until it renedered almost meaningless, then
discarding it until it has some useful purpose
again (i.e. in an actual sentence.)
(2) Taking a word out of context and enjoying it
simply for the sound.
Example: Example 1
Person 1: So my great-great-great aunt had the
bubonic plague and...
Person 2: (wordhumping) Wait, stop. You said,
'bubonic.'
Person 1: Yeah, and so...
Person 2: Bubonic. Bubonic. Boo. Bonic.
Boo-bonic.
Person 2: (next week, on the phone to Person 3)
Oh my god, I was at that party the other night
and it was so damn bubonic...
Example 2:
Slacks.
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wordify:
modifying
the interent html text into a word document for
handier use by using the explorer edit with
microsoft word icon
Example: If you wordify the text, we wil
be able to work on it easier
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wordisbawn:
when
someone comes up with a new idea or news, this is
what he/she'll say.
Example: Yo, I just came up from L.A. and
there was mad shots goin' down, wordisbawn.
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wordism:
A
made up word or phrase.
Example: This site contains a lot of
wordisms.
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wordjitsu:
A
verbal battle requiring quick wits and a whole
lotta sass.
Example: After some wordjitsu, I managed
to get my evil stepmother to allow me to go to
the ball. Little did she know my life was about
to change forever....
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wordporn:
The
genre of literature written for the purpose of
tittilation.
Example: My grandmother's collection of
wordporn is so extensive that she owns every
paperback
Fabio ever appeared on.
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wordsmith:
Someone
who is good at using words, especially in written
communication.
Example: You should have that letter
checked by a wordsmith before you send it. Here,
let me help.
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work
of mouth (tm): An
actual typographical error for word of mouth.
Phrase has been around since 1976 and is now a
trademark. Forget about word of mouth--this is
the real way you let people know about you, your
products, and your services.
Example: Want some more customers or
visitors to your site? Try work of mouth.
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work
the biscuit: This
phrase was originally used in the context of a
guy hitting on a girl or vice-versa.
Since it's conception, however, the phrase has
been extended to include many other forms
of action not necessarily related to dating
rituals.
Example: Check out Dave talking to Kelly.
He's really working the biscuit.
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workbench:
Code
word used by experienced men, usually when women
are present, to describe a well-used bed.
Example: After I take her out for a few
drinks, I'll take her to the workbench.
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Working
Blue: Originally
used to describe the act of a stand-up comic that
was composed entirely or excessively of sexual
material. More expansively, describes overuse of
foul language or discussion of sexual or taboo
subjects.
Example: “Andrew Dice Clay has
painted his career into a corner because of his
habit of working blue.”
OR “I had a bunch of friends over at my
house and my mom got upset because we were
working blue.”
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workshopped:
Description
for somebody who attended one or usually more
workshops.
Example: Three times workshopped.
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worktribe:
A
social group comprised of persons who associate
with one-another while performing separate jobs
or activities.
Example: The afternoon worktribes from the
office building next door filled the restaurant.
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world
serious: A
collection of baseball games, generally played in
October,
often viewed by aficionados in a light similar to
religious ritual.
Term first coined in the 1950s by the inimitable
Walt Kelly, cartoonist, humorist,
and linguist extraordinaire.
(We have met the enemy and he is us.)
Example: 2001 was the first year the World
Serious lasted into November.
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worrymindit:
Preceded
by the word don't, it means not to be concerned
if something can't be done.
Example: My three-year-old daughter said,
Dad, don't worrymindit if we can't go to the
movies today.
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worthwhility:
Worthwhile-ness.
Example: I sincerely doubt the
worthwhility of the exercise.
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wossname:
What's
his name. Can be applied to either sex.
Example: I got the bucket off wossname.
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wotcha:
colloquial
English for 'Hello'
Example: Wotcha, how are you today?
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would
you like some cheese: A
snappy retort to be used against someone who
keeps
interrupting in an annoying way.
Example: Them: Oh, can't we just stop
here? My feet are getting all hot and I think
I'm getting blisters.
You: Aw, look at the poor little baby? Would he
like some cheese with his whine?
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wounded
soldier: A
partially-finished can or bottle of beer that can
still be consumed.
Example: Ed: I can't find any more beer
anywhere. Ted: Here, take this wounded soldier
off me.
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wowie
zowie: A
term used when one wants to seem sarcastically
happy, taken from a Mothers of Invention song.
Example: Hey Cathy, I just bought a set of
encyclopedias!
Wowie zowie.
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wowsers:
Dizty
version of wow.
Example: You got new shoes? Wowsers!
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woxymoron:
An
active, actual oxymoron.
Example: That lady selling smokes while
dragging her oxygen machine is a woxymoron.
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wrage:
A
woman’s rage. The almost indescribable anger
exhibited by a woman when she is caught in
adultery,
theft, etc.
Example: Her wrage was so great she busted
out all the windows and doors of his house, and
then
took everything of value.
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wrank:
used
in decribing an unpleasant taste or stench
usually from people food or or objects
Example: Jesus murphy she smelt wrank.
that food was total wrank.
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wrape:
The
process whereby a woman falsely accuses a spouse,
boyfriend, or lover of domestic or sexual abuse
in order to obtain possession orcontrol of a
child, property, or money….or to destroy the
man. The wrathful rape of a man. A common
practice of the hysterical personality type.
ORIGIN OF WORD: Combining parts of the words
wrathful and rape.
Example: She said she was going to wrape
him until he had nothing left, including sanity.
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wrarble:
A
warped marble.
Example: Check out this wrarble.
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wras:
Through
physical or psychological means, imposing one's
will on another; the violation of another
physically or mentally, through threats or
actions.
Example: The wras she suffered at his
hands was so extreme it made her teeth bleed.
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wreck
one's shop: To
defeat devastatingly.
Example: I wrecked Bill's shop today on
the basketball court.
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wrinkle
ranch: A
name used in place of nursing home, senior
citizen estates, and so forth.
Example: Damn, is she getting old... It's
about time to move Grandma to the wrinkle ranch.
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wrinklies:
old
people (plural)
Example: Hey, the wrinklies are coming
over for tea - boil some water.
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wrinkular:
skin
that is overly wrinkled
Example: did you see the back of my elbows
- they've gone completely wrinkular!
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write-only:
Unreadable
or indecipherable. Something of sufficient
complexity that it is incomprehensible. Often
applied to someone else's style of writing
software.
Example: I've spent an hour trying to
figure out what your freaking write-only PERL
script does: lean to use some comments for a
change!
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writer:
A
practitionar of graffiti.
Example: The local writers in this area
united as one and formed the 893 UNIT.
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wronf:
The
state of being incorrect, not wrong but not
right.
Example: I was not wronf, just slightly
mistaken.
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Wrong
way to eat a reese's (c): A
phrase said when some one makes either a very big
mistake, or any mistake one would think
impossible. Comes from the Reese's (c) ad slogan
there's no wrong way to eat a reese's (c)
Example: I spilled wine on my date's
dress, and then almost set her on fire Whoa!
Wrong way to eat a reese's (c)
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wrunkled:
A
face aged by life.
Example: If you're lucky, you'll live long
enough to get a very wrunkled face.
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wtf:
Acronym
for demanding a logical answer to something
confusing or absurd.
Example: Bungie jump out of an
airplane...wtf were you thinking?
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WTG:
Way
To Go.
Example: WTG Bill, that was a great
demonstration.
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WTMI:
Way
too much information.
Example: You and your husband are no
longer physically involved? OK! WTMI!
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wubbering:
The
peculiar quavering certain singers experience
whilst singing high-frequency lyrics,
resulting in the distortion of certain syllables.
Derived from Wubbering, wubbering heights.
Can also occur when one is crying and speech is
in the form of a wobbly sob--think blubbering.
Example: She was really wubbering a hell
of a lot after she got smacked in the face by
that door.
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wubsmeed:
Imbercile,
fool, moron, etc.
Example: Are you a complete wubsmeed?
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wuccas:
Commonly
used Australian slang. Abbreviation for the
spoonerism wucking furries.
Example: Bruce: Thanks for the lift. Mick:
No wuccas, mate.
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wudelphreignjyuur:
Wood-elf
ranger.
Someone who is extremely knowledgable about
wildlife and lives in a woodland area.
Example: The hermit who produces herbal
medicines in the mountains is a wudelphreignjur
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wug:
A
completely sporadic combination of walking,
running, and jogging. Most often demonstrated by
particularly obese people on a treadmill.
Example: I'm permanently scarred from
seeing some plus size model wuggin' it at the gym
today in spandex.
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wuh-wuh-wuh:
WWW
when spoken in an internet address. Much easier
than saying double-you double-you double-you.
Example: The pseudodictionary is located
on the web at wuh-wuh-wuh dot pseudodictionary
dot com.
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wumzif:
What
happens if.
Example: Wumzif we can't get home in time
to let the dogs out?
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wunch:
A
collective noun for a group of bank employees.
Example: This is a Spoonerism: They are
all a wunch of bankers.
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wuppie:
web
yuppie
Example:
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Wurr:
A
soft sound of contentment, sounding like a cross
between a purr and a sigh.
Example: Stephanie wurred dreamily when
she found out she could adopt the kitten.
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Wuss:
One
who freaks out at even the smallest bit of
unpleasantness.
Example: That guy's a complete Wuss.
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wuss-rock:
music
that males (mostly boy-bands) make that's very
sappy and cheesy in nature. it's usually listened
to by teenaged girls, who think there are males
out there that actually talk like that.
Example:
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wuttling:
Extraction
and disposing of the essence and replacing it
with something else.
Example: Another example of wuttling: you
know the animutations,
where they interpret the Japanese words into
English? That's wuttling.
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wuzzle:
To
Mix. From elementary school CAT tests. (see
younker)
Example: Wuzzle means to mix.
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wwwzipitdotcom!:
Shut
your mouth!
Example: Hey! Wwwzipitdotcom! You are
being rude!
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Wyrm:
From
the Olde Engish word for serpent or dragon. (See
root words of worm in the dictionary) (See
Silkwyrm.)
Example: Any SciFi Fan knows that the
words Dragon and Wyrm are synonyms.
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WYSAWYG:
Pronounced
why-za-wig. What You See Ain't What You Get! The
opposite of WYSIWYG.
Example: I hate WYSAWYG websites. I like
such user loving sites such as
pseudodictionary.com.
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