f-bomb:
Relates
to a situation where someone said fuck. Always
preceded by a form of to drop.
Example: The car wouldn't start, so I
dropped the f-bomb in front of my grandmother.
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f-commerce:
An
alphabetic leap forward in e-commerce.
Once internet companies e-enabled everything, now
they are f-ing them.
Example: F-commerce is the next logical
step for our struggling dot com. I mean, we've
f-d up everything else.
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f-mo:
F-word.
From French: F meaning F and mo meaning mot or
word.
Example: She dropped the f-mo
mid-sentence.
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F.D.G.B.:
Abbreviation
actually used by doctors to describe injured
patients. Stands for Fall Down Go Boom.
Example: Sorry to call you so late,
doctor. We've got an F.D.G.B. here. We're gonna
need you to come in.
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F.I.N.E.:
F-ed
up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional.use it when
ur fealing that way.
Example: my day has been F.I.N.E.
everything has gone wrong
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Fab:
Adjective,
dervived from the rather popular Thunderbirds
puppetmation of the early 80's Fab has been in
use for quite some time and in it's current
context is an equivlent of great!.
Originally presumed to be an acroymn for Fire All
Boosters.
Example: Lady Penelope: Parker, get the
car.
Parker: Yes, m'lady.
Lady Penelope: (On telephone) Yes, this is Lady
Penelope, we are going to intercept the car now,
Fab.
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fab-flippin-tastic:
Something
that is incredibly good, so saying it's fantastic
isn't enough, you have to combine three words to
express your joy!
Example: That gig was fab-flippin-tastic!
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Fabbomateo:
To
indicate to someone that what you think she are
saying is not just fantastic but she is also your
friend. A combination of fabulous and mate.
Example: Bill: I think tonight is going to
be a great night.
Joel: Yeah, it's going to be fabbomateo.
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faboo:
Anything
that's absolutely wonderful and fabulous,
especially in a Southern California/West
Hollywood fabulous kind of way.
Example: Darling, you look so faboo
stepping out of your new BMW Mini drinking that
Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf blended iced mocha.
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fabtastic:
Fabulous
plus fantastic.
Example: That shirt is fabtastic.
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fabulicious:
Fabulous-delicious.
Great, fantastic, wonderful, yummy.
Example: This word is simply fabulicious,
Debbie.
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Fabulous
Thunderbirds: Derogatory
reference to the 80s blues-rock group; meaning to
lower in quality or be of exceedingly low
stature.
Example: Sheryl Crow used to be cool. It's
sad to see her go all Fabulous Thunderbirds these
days.
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face
card: Term
used to describe a one hundred dollar bill.
Example: Sam passed Will a face card.
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face-mail:
Term
used to describe the daring act of talking to
someone in person instead of either leaving a
voice-mail or sending an e-mail.
Example: Bill scares me--he knows how to
use the phone and his computer, yet just marched
right into my office and left me a face-mail
regarding the Simmons account.
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face-time:
Washington
DC expression used to indicate the amount of time
a person merits in face-to-face
conversation with a person in a position of
authority.
Example: As an Assistant-Deputy
Undersecretary she's not going to merit more than
two minutes
face-time a month with the Sec-Def.
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faceces:
A
combination of the words facetious and feces,
used to point out the difference between being
cute or irreverent
and just being difficult.
Example: He stopped asking the young nun
out when she told him that he was just being
faceces.
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faceheadnecklips:
Used
as a term of surprise, frustration, or
insult--especially when one doesn't have time to
find the perfect word for the situation.
Example: Faceheadnecklips! That car almost
ran into me.
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facelicker:
A
man or woman who kisses are so wet you have to
use a towel afterwards.
Example: Be sure to have a towel with you
if you kiss her, she's a real facelicker.
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facepalm:
To
bring one's hand to one's forehead in an
exasperated or irritated fashion.
Example: Glenn facepalmed at Corey's
comment, But that's exactly what I'm trying to
say!
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facetiate:
Euphemism
for troll, as in trolling online chat rooms to
provoke arguments with inane and useless
commentary.
Example: AOL users spend all their time
facetiating in _ChristianDebate_.
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facetnated:
(v)
To be mesmerised by staring at glass crystals.
Anton Mesmer?
Example: When Rhonda saw the chandelier
she was facetnated.
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facilitage:
The
act of assisting to deliberately encourage
dependence.
Example: She was going to move out, but he
facilitaged her plans by offering to pay all the
rent until she finished school.
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facismashing:
Fascinating
and smashing at the same time.
Example: What a facismashing zucchini you
have.
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facon:
Artificial
bacon.
Example: Ugh, my free continental
breakfast is just facon and toast.
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fact
off: To
fact someone off is to dispute their beloved
arguments and
cherished beliefs through recourse to measly
facts.
Example: Don't fact ME off.
| You can't fact me off with that.
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factoid:
Factoids
are a series of facts or truths on a related
subject.
Example: She was pumping me for factoids
about her ex-roomie, but I clammed up.
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factualist:
Someone
who continually corrects others' statements and
loves to tell people facts at random.
Example: I was stuck on the train with two
factualists who told each other statistics about
statistics for hours.
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fad-get:
A
person who is into all the latest fads.
Example: Look at the rich fad-get with his
FUBU shirt and Doc Martens!
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fadated:
Having
a lack of energy, feeling tired.
Example: I just dug up the backyard, so
I'm now feeling pretty fadated
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faded:
The
lack of clearity after an extensive drinking
binge a.k.a. hungover 2. Burnout
Example: Damn, Dan your looking pretty
faded after that party last night.
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fader:
(n)
We say someone fades from our memory. A fader
dissolves from the world itself. A fader is
someone who does not seem to exist--though the
fader is still there, no one in the world wants
to recognize that fact. Plural is faders, and
indicates each and every fader in a group. Faders
are the forgotten souls, the forgetten dreams
that slipped away. Faders are everywhere.
Example: 1. On the street corner in the
middle of winter, a fader sits and begs for food.
2. When I was only four years old, my father went
to the corner grocery to get a pack of
cigarettes. He never returned. I barely remember
him; my mother refuses to, because he deserted
us. He was a father; now he's a fader.
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faecetious:
A
supposedly witty comment.
Example: Richard Whiteley, king of the
faecetious comment.
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faff:
To
put something off for a extensive amount of time
until it has been forgotten, hence it is no
longer important.
Example: Sarah, stop faffing and get on
with it.
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fagarette:
Chimeric
cross-hybrid word developed from original English
slang, fag for cigarette,
and the word cigarette for cigarette.
Example: Excuse me, Johnny Violence, would
you care to partake in the smoking of a
fagarette?
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fagma:
Fog-ma.
1. pertaining to an individual who no other words
can aptly describe in character.
2. Expression of exasperation.
Example: 1. Johnny is a fagma.
2. Fagma! I cried as I dropped my pizza on the
floor.
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fagoogled:
Absolutely
exhausted or screwed.
Example: Bob was mountain biking in the
bush, and after the last hill climb he was
fagoogled.
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faintified:
Feeling
faint or dizzy.
Example: I feel faintified.
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fairy-dust:
Something
too technical or obscure to understand. Probably
not even worth understanding.
Example: Yeah, I looked up the specs, but
that stuff is all fairy-dust.
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fairynuff:
Fair
enough, meaning fine by me.
Example: A. I'm just going over there. B.
Fairynuff.
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fajet:
Misuse
of the word faget. Created in 1998 by several
middle school boys who were calling each other
fagets for fun, and one mis-spoke and said fajet.
Example: You're a fajet, pencilhead.
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fake:
To
flake out. To say you're going to show up and
then not show up.
Example: Denny said he'd be here by 5, but
he ended up faking on us.
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fake
and bake: Tanning
salon.
Example: She had no time during the day to
go to the beach so she resorted to a fake and
bake at night.
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fake
cop or faux cop: Mall
security guy, esp. one on a power trip.
Example: We're not afraid of the fake
cops. We always cause trouble at the mall just to
annoy them.
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fake-o:
This
is another way of saying something is not real,
or fake.
Example: After John put ketchup on his
finger pretending to be blood, Ranee said, John,
give me a break,
that is SO fake-o.
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faketml:
When
you enclose something you're saying with html
tags, but the html tags don't actually exist.
Example: No! I love it when you do that
thing that I've asked you not to do a million
times!
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falcon:
To
make head contact with a ball you are trying to
catch.
Example: Long pass downfield. Ohh, he's
done a falcon.
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fall
off: To
become less popular
Example: Rappers always have to have good
albums or they will fall off.
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fall-into-a-GAP:
to
wear or exibit massive amounts of logo'd items on
one's person
Example: I've never seen that many logos
encorporated into one outfit before. Did you fall
into a GAP?
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fallalotsy:
A
condition where your knees give out from laughing
too hard.
Example: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (fall to floor)
Geez, that joke was so funny it made my
fallalotsy act up. OR
I can't hang with you anymore. You're so funny I
have bruises from my fallalotsy.
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faloney:
Full
of baloney.
Example: You must be kidding me. You are
faloney.
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famdamnly:
Gathering
of all your family members; usually holidays;
used to show exasperation with the idea of having
to deal with the whole clan.
Example: The whole famdamnly came over for
turkey and I thought my head was going to
explode.
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fan-bloody-tastic:
Has
a double meaning. The word bloody is incorporated
into fantasitic to emphasis a point. Can be
sarcastic or enthusiastic.
Example: He asked me to marry him.
Fan-bloody-tastic.
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fan-child:
An
adult aficionado of things normally intended for,
or associated with children--such as cartoons.
Example: Pete tells me that _Babe_ is a
great movie. I'd like to take his word for it,
but he's a fan-child.
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fanaca
plant: Someone's
bit on the side.
It's a colloquial phrase used in the Dowlais Top
area of Merthyr Tydfil, South Wales, UK.
I've not heard it being used elsewhere.
Example: She's Jack's fanaca plant.
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fancicus
rex: Very
cool, awesome.
Example: Your house is fancicus rex!
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fancyman
island: If
someone is on fancyman island,
she is in a daze, on cloud nine, somewhat
blissfully out of it.
Example: You look like you're on
fancyman island today. Boy, I wish I were.
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Fancypants:
adj.
Ostentatious and amusing. Often unnecessarily
complex. Also implies envy.
Example: oooh check out the new fancypants
flashstuff at www....
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fandabbydozie:
Great,
fabulous, excellent. etc.
From tacky 1980s Scottish kids comedy show The
Krankies,
in which a tiny woman pretended to be a
schoolboy. Still widely used in the UK.
Example: Pizza for dinner, Bob.
Fandabbydozie, mum.
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fandabidosy:
Fantastic.
Example: We're having pancakes for
breakfast? Fandabidosy.
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fangerouso:
Something
that's dangerous but also fun.
Example: I wanna go swimming with
man-eating hippos. It looks kinda fangerouso.
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fangin:
Going
really, really fast.
Example: Matt was fangin. The cop's
photo-radar didn't even touch us. The g-forces
pulled my lips back from my teeth. Yeah, he was
fangin!
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fangio:
A
person driving dangerously or recklessly, in
honour of the former F1 world champion Juan
Manuel Fangio.
Example: Check out Fangio--he's all over
the road.
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fangled:
Literally:
funny angle. Used to describe something odd,
strange, or downright different from an everyday
item. From newfangled.
Example: Pseudodictionary.com sure has a
fangled take on the normal dictionary.
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fangtard:
A
specific type of loser in the gothic poseur
category,
the fangtard is a cultural stereotype that began
to invade the gothic night clubs in the later
90s.
Some typical traits include fake fangs, Victorian
attire, black trench coats, poet or pirate
shirts,
dyed black hair, white makeup, top hats, Anne
Rice novels, and _Vampire: the Masquerade_ game
books.
Some actually try to convince others that they
are vampires, when in fact they are merely losers
who live with their parents.
Example: If that fangtard doesn't stay
away from my girlfriend, I'm going to knock the
plastic out of his mouth.
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fank
you: Blend
of thank you and fuck you. Used best when talking
to those you really couldn't care less about.
Example: Snooty clerk at high-end store
*finally* asks if you need help--*after* you've
been in the store for 20 minutes, Are we doing
okay here? You reply, Yes, fank you.
I was just leaving.
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fanky:
(adj)
Combo of funky and stanky, when someone smells
bad beyond both those words
Example: This kid Jake, he's just fanky.
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fanmagilous:
Fantastic,
magical, and fabulous--all at once. Rare.
Example: Derek, that was a fanmagilous
catch.
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fanny
fatigue: The
soreness you develop in your bum at the movie
theatre; caused by the theatre seats.
Example: That movie was so long I now have
fanny fatigue.
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fanny-whopper:
Used
when no other word is good enough or if you just
can't think of anything to say.
So, instead of saying oh, shut up, use this; also
to be used instead of stuff.
Example: Oh, fanny-whopper! OR You know
what I mean... fetch me the fanny-whopper!
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fanon:
Term
used in fandom to describe something that has
never
been shown on screen (on the show / in the movie)
and yet is generally accepted as canon by many
fans.
Example: It is fanon that the TV show The
Magnificent Seven is set in a town called Four
Corners
--it was called that in the script of the pilot,
but the town has never been named on air.
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fanpool:
1.
Football pool. Open to all football fans.
2. A group of fans, or friends.
Example: 1. I've played in the fanpool for
the entire football season.
2. It's nice that our college friends have stayed
in touch and kept this fanpool.
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fantabulanistical:
Used
to describe something that's fantastic,
wonderful, amazing, bringing about many happy
warm fuzzy feelings.
Example: Rob is an extremely
fantabulanistical person.
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fantabulous:
to
exclaim when something is very
good/wonderful/pleasurable
Example: what a fantabulous pizza that was
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fantacious:
The
act of dreaming, to act fictitious, or to
fantasize.
Example: She's acting a little fantacious
over him.
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fantacular:
Combination
of fantastic and spectacular, but always used in
a sarcastic manner.
Example: The cable is out? Fantacular.
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fantan:
California
slang for fantastic tan.
Example: A: Wow, is she dark. B: Yeah,
she's fantan.
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fantascinating:
Somewhere
between fantastic and fascinating.
Example: If you can't deduce the
definition of fantascinating, you probably
aren't.
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fantasgreat:
Used
on Saturday Night Live for Fantasia and used for
something that is fantastically great.
Example: That wasn't just great, it was
FANTASgreat.
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fantasmagoric:
ultra
cool, fantastic minus the astic. phantasm minus
the phan, fangoria minus the ia but adding the ic
Example: Wow, this guy's site is
fantasmagoric!
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fantasmagorical:
Better
than categorically fantastic.
Example: The taste is fantasmagorical.
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fantasmarific:
it's
the word fantastic, but with more emphasis.
Example: This game is so cool, it is
fantasmarific!
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fantasmic:
a
more psychadelic version of fantastic
Example:
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fantasporadic:
displaying
fits of greatness
Example: poetry is fantasporadic. We get
then occasional gem from mines of mediocre dross.
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fantazmalistical:
something
that is beyond fantastic and beyond mystical
Example: I just found twenty bucks on the
ground, that's fantazmalistical!
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fanthraxtic:
A
combination of the words Fantastic and Anthrax.
Used to describe something that is both good and
bad
Example: You got caught going 85 in a
school zone? That;s fanthraxtic!
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fantra:
So
embarrassed for someone else that your butt
cheeks involuntarily clench in sympathy.
Example: Q. Did you see the Academy
Awards?
A. Yeah. Cher's dress gave me fantra.
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fantubular:
Very
cool; combination of fantastic and tubular.
Example: Fantubular!
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Far
Side-ish: This
word can be used by those lovers of the Far Side
by Gary Larson.
It can be used as an adjective or an adverb to
describe a person or an action that you might
commonly find in a Far Side scene.
Example: The chubby, buck-toothed child
appeared far side-ish in nature when he attempted
to enter through the exit door.
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Faraday
caginess: From
Faraday cage. Revulsion of electrical devices
after over-exposure.
The antidote is a book or three and blessed
silence. And possibly a good single malt.
Example: After writing that analysis of
the midframe market, I had Faraday Caginess.
I had to curl up with a copy of _The Proud
Highway_ and a sherry cask finish Glenmorangie
before it went away.
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farble:
To
work aimlessly, amiably, without focus.
Example: Sunday I just farbled around with
my new woodworking tools.
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farbster:
A
farbster is a female parent (with two or more
children) who manages to occupy the
full width of a sidewalk in an urban area, thus
forcing other pedestrians to walk in the road.
Example: I was run over by the lorry,
officer, because I was forced to step into the
road by an oncoming farbster.
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farby:
Short
for far be it from original. Originally used to
descibe Civil War reenactors who spent the
weekend in a air-conditioned Winnebago. Now it
can be used to describe any poser or wannabe.
Example: That Puffy Combs outfit looks so
farby on you.
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fardwack:
The
transition from a media that is good to a media
that is bad.
Example: The Super Mario Brothers movie
was fardwack.
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farfoura:
sweetie
Example: you're such a farfoura! no one's
sweeter than you!
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farge:
The
dried stuff that you find on the ketchup bottle
cap.
Example: I could hardly get the ketchup
out of the bottle with all of the farge that was
on the cap.
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Fark:
It's
not news, it's Fark
Example: The ten o'clock Fox news hour is
just a bunch of Fark
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fark:
Fuxk,
used to bypass email scanners when emailing from
the workplace.
Example: Fark this!
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farkle:
1.
To break down; to stop functioning properly. 2. A
really fun dice game involving six dice.
Example: When I have too many thoughts
circling in my head, my brain farkles and I can't
think straight.
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farklempt:
Choked
up, bummed out, bad mood.
Example: She caught me off guard with her
resignation, causing me to become farklempt.
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farkus:
A
completly messed up situation beyond your
control.
Example: How the hell did I get involved
in this farkus?
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farmer:
Nautical
term used by experienced skippers to describe
someone with no idea how to steer a boat.
Example: Where the heck is that farmer
going? Any further and he will hit the reef.
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Farmer
Ted: A
geek that is likely trying to pick up on you.
Comes from Anthony Michael Hall's character in
Sixteen Candles.
Example: Oooh! Don't look! Farmer Ted is
approaching at 4 o'clock. Run!
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farnarkle:
The
stuff that appears next to your fingernails if
you don't push the cuticles back.
Example: Look at all this farnarkle on my
fingers.
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farpishtet:
Noticeably
drunk. (From Claire.)
Example: After 5 beers, she was
farpishtet.
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farrad:
A
group of friends.
(note to editor: usage is similar to that of a
gaggle of geese)
Example: Neo and his farrad were hanging
out in the parking lot at lunchtime.
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farzha:
A
unit of measurement for distance. Derived from
far as you can see.
Example: It's up the road 3 farzha.
What's 3 farzha?!
Well, you go farzha can see once, then go farzha
can see twice, then go farzha can see a third
time.
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faschnickered:
Very
tired.
Example: She was so faschnickered she
couldn't walk.
I got home from school, and was too faschnickered
to do anything
'cept diffuse nutrients from a pool full of sugar
water.
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fashimite:
Someone
who is a slave to fashion.
Example: Someone who wears uncomfortable 7
heel boots and a winter coat shown
for the following year the hot summer beforehand
is a fashimite.
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fashion
chuck: A
well dressed man. Particularly someone who has
the ability to layer exceptionally well.
Example: When Matt walked into the bar he
caught the eye of every lady. When he took off
his jacket they could see right away he was a
fashion chuck.
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fashionate:
Used
to describe persons obsessed with spending
inordinate amounts of time,
money, and their friends' patience to mindlessly
follow what the clothing, hair, jewelry,
cosmetic, and personal hygiene industries have
arbitrarily determined to be in this season.
Etymology: fashion + passionate
Also see: Narcissus, Sisyphus
Example: She was particularly fashionate
about anything in red leather.
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fassie:
Cutesy
nursery-sounding term for (ponytail) fastener,
used mainly by little girls or their mothers.
Example: Do you want the pink fassies in
your hair today or would you rather have the
green?
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fassoon:
A
close relative of the bassoon, except it is
played with a ballon as an air chamber.
Example: The musician pressed the
fassoon's balloon down hard to produce a sound.
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fast
backwards: Rewind,
on a VCR.
Example: Omom, would you fast backwards my
tape?....Please?
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Fastantic:
When
something is so good and the appreciator is so
wasted that 'Fantastic' simply won't do.
Example: Did you see the way those pigeons
landed simultaneously and in perfect silence? It
was fastantic!
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fat
chance: No
chance something will happen.
Example: Fat chance you get to go to the
movies tonight.
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fat
coke: opposite
of diet coke
Example:
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fat
controller: TV
remote control. Also simply the fat.
Example: Uh, oh. Ricki Lake. Where's the
fat controller? OR Oh, my God. Sweet Valley High
is on next! Where's the fat? Whare's the fat?
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fat
grip of scrilla: To
have on hand a large sum of cash.
Example: I just got paid, and I'm about to
have a fat grip of scrilla.
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fat
quarters: Super
cool.
Example: Hey, Pseudodictionary.com is fat
quarters!
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fat
slapper: Lazy
or sloppy individual;
one who is generally rude, inconsiderate, or
completely oblivious to the existence of others.
Example: I was driving down the road,
minding my own business, when some little fat
slapper cut me off.
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fat
to the fifth: obese,
stupid, lazy, bad smelling, and irate
Example: Why is it that many teachers
nowadays are fat to the fifth?
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fat-finger:
verb
.. to make a typographical error. implying large
fingers fumbling over the keyboard
Example: no, that's a typo, i fat-fingered
it
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fat-stupiding:
To
describe someone in the act of making a total
jerk of herself. The sheer idiocy of such a
person prevents her from recognizing the
anguished, annoyed faces of her victims, thus
making it impossible to stop her without hitting
her.
Example: Look at her, just look at her.
Fat-stupiding all over the place, oblivious to
the world.
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fath:
fast
Example: Like the little boy with a lisp
said, I can run willy, willy, fath.
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fatist:
A
person who doesn't like people that are fat.
Example: You don't like me because I'm
fat, you fatist!
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fattage:
A
ratio of weight to height obtained via the
following equation. W is a persons weight in
pounds, and H is a persons height in inches.
Fattage = (W/H) - (H/10)
Example: I stopped running track and my
fattage went up by half a point.
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Fatty:
Cool,
bomb, neat, awesome, wild. Otherwise:huge,
extreme, big.
Example: Your shoes are fatty.
You're gonna get a fatty bruise after running
into that wall.
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fatty
boombalattie: A
term of endearment, only to be used with friends
who are not overweight.
It is a derivative of hottie bombalottie and
phat.
Example: Sachin is one hot fatty
boombalattie.
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fattycapped:
A
person who has reduced mobility due to the
presence of extra weight on her body. Terminally
obese.
Example: Her cousin is fattycapped, she
can't get off the sofa without someone helping.
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faulty
wiring: The
state of being stupid or acting stupidly.
Example: When somebody does something
stupid, say faulty wiring in a condescending
manner.
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faunky:
Rankly
nasty
Example: Your shoes smell faunky, Laura.
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faux
html: Writing
something in contrived HTML tags to make a point
or express a feeling which may
otherwise not be conveyed through words alone.
Example: (exasperated)Stop
it!(/exasperated)
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faux
queued: (adj
phrase) State or condition of being trapped in a
stalled checkout line, especially one that was
initially the shortest and therefore ostensibly
the fastest, but which was plagued thereafter by
unforeseen price checks, old ladies rummaging
through purses for exact change, people redeeming
coupons....
Example: I am always being faux queued by
little old ladies.
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Faux-po:
A
security guard, rent-a-cop, or other courtesy
officer of the non-government variety.
Example: That mall security guard can't
really arrest you, he's just a faux-po.
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fauxfurphobia:
An
intense fear or revulsion at the sight of fake
fur, including animal prints. May also be used in
regards to really bad toupees.
Example: The sight of the leopard-skin,
fox-fur trimmed jumpsuit in the window at
Fredrick's, sent the level of Larry's
fauxfurphobia into the stratophere.
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fauxlympics:
Any
Olympic event that makes you wonder if it's a
sport or not.
Example: Curling is a sport? Oh, come on.
What is this, the Fauxlympics?
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favouroid:
A
thing which has all the ingredients that ought to
make it a favourite thing, but inexplicably
doesn't. (Or a thing which you want to like, and
even affect to like, but deep down just lack the
enthusiasm.)
Example: Blackadder Back and Forth--dunno
what went wrong, but it was a bit of a favouroid.
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faxland:
Where
faxes go when a wrong number is keyed into a fax
machine.
Example: Your report must have gone to
Faxland, because I didn't get it.
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Faygo:
A
cheap, sweet soft drink. Not easy to find in all
parts of the country. Comes in a myriad of
flavors.
Example:
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fazmic:
Amazing.
Example: Wow! Those fireworks are fazmic.
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fazod:
Freakish
or out of whack.
Example: Lauryn: Guess what, Nicky? My mom
just said that she's a prostitute and that I'm
illegitimate. Hahahahaha!
Nicky: *chuckle* What!? That's fazod.
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fbarro:
a
sarcastic way of apologizing.
Example: 1: you just ruined my favorite
shirt with a dead frog on it! 2: well, fbarro.
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FBI:
Female
Body Inspector
Example: Can we get the FBI over here?
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fbls.:
Abbreviation
of football fields when used as a unit of
measure. 1 fbl. equals approximately 100 yards.
Used by media outlets and the Discovery channel
to describe objects of arbitrary 'biggness' to
audiences who, evidently, are unable to relate
size to anything but football.
Example: The moon is over 3 billion feet
from the earth. That's over 10 million fbls.
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FC:
Future
Consideration.
Example: In exchange for your joystick
(30$). I'll trade you a bottle of hair gel (15$)
plus an FC.
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feach:
1.
Irish potato.
2. A word to use when you forget the word you
were going to use in mid-sentence.
Example: 1. We were in Belfast and feeling
rather peckish. Luckily we had a stack of feaches
to cook up.
2. Please pass me the ... er, feach.
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feak:
A
gentle version of freak - a fanatic.
Example: He's a complete feak - he goes to
every one of their shows.
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feasonable:
Something
that is 'feasonable' is something that is both
reasonable and feasable
Example: 'Gee its hot, lets go for a beer'
...
'Yeah, thats feasonable'
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feast
of two monkeys: A
combination of two things, both undesirable.
Example: What did you think of the recent
war of words between the Chinese and US
governments.
Ah, it was a feast of two monkeys.
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feather-rat:
A
pigeon, as pigeons are just rats with feathers.
Example: Oh, look! There's a feather rat
flying over us.
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featuritis:
A
disease carried by management and sales. Caught
by projects (exp. software) when m/s decide to
add unnecessary features to give a product unique
selling points.
Example: That new gizmo has developed
acute featuritis.
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federal
abuse: Abuse
of a sibling
Example: My sister was tickling me, and I
screamed FEDERAL ABUSE!
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fedexcess:
the
state or condition of an overabundance of
packages to be shipped overnight
Example: Tell Maureen if she wants that
package to go out today she'd better step on
it...we're up to our necks in fedexcess down
here!
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fedexodus:
the
moment when overnight packages actually go out
the door
Example: Sorry, Maureen, you missed the
fedexodus by three minutes.
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feeb:
(n)
One who is socially, mentally, and physically
feeble.
Example: You didn't ask for her phone
number? You're such a feeb.
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feebicle:
One
who has no knowledge about a certain subject that
one's peers are knowledgeable about.
Example: You don't know what DiVX is? Ha!
What a feebicle.
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feed
the Chicken: A
physical congratulatory expression, similar to a
high five.
Example: Bert: (Cupping one hand palm up)
Hey, Great job, feed the chicken.
Ernie: (Hand cupped palm down, touches palm of
Bert repeatedly) Thanks.
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feelena
folana: Ulta-feminine,
flirtatious.
Example: Oh! I just bought the cutest pair
of pink slippers. I am so Feelena Folana today.
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feelin':
To
have an inclination toward.
Example: Last night was quite a bender,
I'm not really feelin' brunch right now.
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feelin'
it: To
be hurt physically.
Example: Ed: I saw you get punched in the
face just then, are you OK?
Ted: No, I'm totally feelin' it.
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feeling:
The
condition of having eaten too much and not
wanting to move or think.
Example: I ate two #3 meals at Wendy's and
now I've got the feeling, so I'm just going to
sit here for a while.
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feeney:
another
word for a word that you cannot remember at the
moment. (aka. thingamajig)
Example: Can you please pass me that
feeney?
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Feezie!:
Exclamation.
A sound of utter suprise on every imaginable
level.
Example: Feezie!
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feh:
An
expression of indifference.
Example: Guy 1:I'm going to the store. Guy
2:Feh
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Fek:
Used
to show disgust at something, or to describe
something disgusting.
Example: this is some really fek food
that was the fekest thing i have ever seen
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felectricity:
The
phenomenon of cat hair sticking to your clothes,
especially when you are about to go on a date.
Example: Blast! The felectricity is
causing cat hairs to cling to my black dress.
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felinbobism:
Belief
that you are really a small cat named Bob.
A common condition in old dogs, and also in small
cats named Bob.
Example: The vet said that Rex had a mild
case of felinbobism.
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femalien:
When
a female goes completely psycho.
Example: When she went femalien, I thought
she was going to kill me.
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femi-nazi:
A
woman with strong feminine views
Example: Go and burn your bra, you
femi-nazi!
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femiffy:
Characterized
by or possessing qualities generally attributed
to a woman.
Example: Look at the way that guy has his
legs crossed. How femiffy.
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feminitpicker:
Softer,
gentler, and more insidious form of a feminist.
People who start replacing the male pronoun with
the female version a little bit at a time--
to correct a perceived mistake--even though
centuries of use have effectively neutered the
male pronoun.
The end result is confusion, anarchy, and the
fall of western civilization as we know it.
Most noticed by saying the secret code, If there
is a God, I hope She's a liberal.
Example: I can't believe some
feminitpickers replaced ALL the pronouns in ALL
the 3rd edition D & D books with she and her.
You would think they would be happy with
replacing ... where no MAN has gone before
with ... where no ONE has gone before in the Star
Trek franchise....
But that was only the beginning.
Shun the feminitpickers.
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Femious:
Frustrating
when applied to the operation of an object.
Example: This crayon is femious! (As
stated by my daughter who was four at the time.)
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femmullet:
A
mullet (perhaps with a rattail) sported by a
woman; aka lady mullet.
Example: Hey, we were out mullet spotting
and we saw about three chicks with really sketchy
femmullets and neon green bikinis.
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fempulation:
Female
population.
Example: The majority of the fempulation
of the world have once uttered the phrase men are
pigs.
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femtomush:
Speech
so arcane, byzantine, or drivelous as to be of
little or no use,
even to casually tolerate in polite and generous
company.
Example: Did you hear what he was talking
about? Pure femtomush.
Man. I can' take that prof's femtomush. Can't he
speak plain English?
Grade F: Comment: Your paper is full of
femtomush.
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fen:
To
make a decision.
Example: I fen to rise up and get my drink
on.
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Fenderberg:
The
large amounts of ice that build up in the wheel
wells of cars during the winter.
Example: I have to kick the fenderbergs
loose before we leave.
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Fendercicle:
The
large chunks of ice that for on the fender of
your car in the winter.
Example: I had to go around and kick the
fendercicles off my car this afternoon.
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fepsudosy:
Well,
this is a word I made up by using my daughter's
alphabet magnets... I don't really have a
definition, but I have been looking for a good
one. All variations are possible - fepsudosical,
fepsudosiary, that sort of thing. Please help!
Example: That is the most fepsudosical
thing I've ever seen! It makes me feel so
fepsudosical just looking at it!
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Fer
Cripes!: A
phrase used in annoyance or mock annoyance.
Example: Shut up fer cripes! They're
complaining in Bejing.
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Fercrushtnutz:
Fercrushtnutz:
an expletive used in times of extreme frustration
when foul language is best avoided.
Example: Fercrushtnutz, Mom, I told you I
didn't want another T-shirt!
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ferheretogo:
A
time-saving bastardization of for here or to go?
Asked by fast food employees when taking your
order.
Example: Sam asked the customer if his
order was ferheretogo but the man stared blankly
at him.
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ferior:
The
opposite of inferior; an alternative of superior.
Also-a person who is always one better than you
is ferior. (thx to DubThis for this word!)
Example: Mike is totally ferior. I hate
him for that.
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fernduck:
A
fernduck is a mythical creature. When drawn by a
three-year old a fernduck resembles a cross
between a penguin and a duck. Fernducks have the
tuxedoed look of penguins except that fernducks
wear multi-colored coats. (Scott and Jim B.)
Example: That's not a penguin, that's a
fernduck.
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ferpacious:
Having
to do with making the lives of high school
students more complicated or miserable.
Example: The shcool's dress code is
ferpacious. [ED. And that's the only reason the
bastards have such codes--simply to make our
lives ferpacious!]
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Ferral:
Adj.
used to describe someone of extremely freakish
and unkept nature.
Example: Did you see that guy covered in
tattoos, with the long hair in a plait talking to
Lauren at the pub the other night? He was really
Ferral!
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ferruginous:
Combines
ferrugose--ridged with ferrous--ironlike. To be
ferruginous is to be surfaced like corrugated
iron.
Example: Despite frequent applications of
all the best anti-acne medications commercially
available, Mimsy's skin retained its ferruginous
quality.
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fershimilled:
Discombobulated,
but more so; incredibly confused and a tad
flustered.
Example: I was so fershimilled that I
forgot my own name.
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fest:
A
hyperactive psychotic state induced by caffeine,
alcohol, boredom, hormones, stress,
group mentality--or all of the above.
Involves fast extensions of the limbs, often
accompanied by punching noises,
and various quotes from Arnold's films, Mortal
Kombat, Street Fighter, Blade, Daler Mehndi, and
the like.
Although not directly violent, a fest shall only
cease when something has been broken,
or the threat of excessive punishment revealed.
Example: Sorry, it was destroyed in a
lunchbox-fest earlier today--but no chairs were
broken this time!
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fester:
Smeone
who is constantly sick--especially if such
sickness normally coincides with work to be done.
Example: Chris, the typical fester, was at
the doctor's office just as the next container of
car parts arrived to be unloaded.
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festival-phone:
The
act of shouting, at a festival, so it gets passed
from person to person until it attracts the
attention of the desired person.
Example: Bert: Wheres Ryan?
Ernie: Dunno, use the festival-phone.
'Ryan!','RYYYYYYAAAAAANNNNN!'
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festivus:
its
the holiday for the rest of us. Consists of such
celebrations as feats of strength.
Example: Holidays are so commercial.
Everyone should celebrate festivus.
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festouche:
The
hairs growing on the upper lip of some women,
especially rednecks, often evolving into full
festouches if not waxed.
Example: I told her to wax her lip, but
she didn't listen. Now she's got a thick
festouche.
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fettle:
To
work on something that is already in good
condition to improve it yet further. From
Yorkshire, UK.
Example: What are the new Pace suspension
forks like? Oh, they took last year's one and
fettled them. They've got grease ports,
unobtanium stanchions, and a bit more travel.
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Fetus
Days: 1.
Strictly speaking, a time very long ago in one's
past.
2. In more common usage, any excessively long
duration, whether spatial or temporal.
Example: 1. I've been friends with Kerry
since fetus days.
2. Walk all the way there from here? That trip
will take fetus days.
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ffa:
Free-For-All.
Example: Is this game teams or FFA?
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fial:
A
mispronunciation of the word fool...pronounced
feeyal. I'm sure lots of teenagers have tried
changing vowels in words, but this is the best
example I heard of it.
Example: Only a fial would try running on
ice.
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fibble:
Fibble
is a cross between fiddle and dibble dabble. To
fibble is to mess around trying too many things
at once and not really do anything.
Example: Don't fibble your life away.
Dilettantes aren't happy people.
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fiberglass
coffin: An
old, tiny car, usually made by a Japanese
manufacturer.
Example: That guy is driving really
agressively, especially considering his
fiberglass coffin.
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Fibertastic:
Full
of fiber.
Example: Ally: Here, Grandpa... Some
Metamucil for ya. Grandpa: Mm... fibertastic.
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fiblit:
It's
a Koosh ball (that colorful ball that looks like
it's made of old rubberbands), but Fiblit is
easier to remember.
Example: Erik, don't throw the fiblit in
the living room.
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Fibrous
Evader: The
errant bit of lint, hair, or fuzz that
accidentally finds its way into your mouth, can
be detected with the tongue, but can't seem to be
removed with the fingers, at least not until
you've had to talk funny and slobber all over
yourself to find it.
Example: Beulah was temporarily
speechless, as her tongue was preoccupied with a
fibrous evader floating somewhere near her
molars.
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ficknish:
Another
word for interesting when you're run out of more
interesting words to say in place of it.
Example: Elizabeth: The other day my
brother ate a ham and pickle sandwich.
Nicky: Hmmm....that's quite ficknish.
-OR-
He wore a ficknish hat the other night to the
game.
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fiddadle:
to
go away and do something
Example: you're annoying me, go fiddadle
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Fiddy:
Fifty
dollars.
Example: When are you going to pay me back
that fiddy?
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fidiot:
A
fucking idiot..
Example: That fidiot just cut me off! (Can
be said in front of children without feeling
guilty.)
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fidna,
finna: Texan
for fixing to. Can be pronounced either way, but
Chaz will argue the latter.
Example: We're fidna (finna) go to the
store-- you wanna come?
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fierce:
Cool.
Example: Her party was fierce.
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fife:
to
blatantly lie to someone, especially an absurd
lie
Example: He said he had met the Pope at
the Trekkie convention, but he was just fifing.
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fifty-footer:
person
who looks attractive from a distance, but gets
progessively more ugly with proximity
Example:
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fiftyleven:
Fifty-eleven.
A vaguely high number, similar to umpteen.
Example: I've revised this paper
fiftyleven times, and it's still not good enough.
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fight-club
secret: A
secret so sacred that if you leak it out your
very life could be at stake.
Example: Don't tell anyone that I told
you. It's a fight-club secret.
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fightation:
A
combination of fighting and flirtation.
Refers to the practice of fighting (rather,
play-fighting)
solely for the purpose of touching the other
person.
Example: He was grabbing at my hands and
poking my ribs but I let it go because I knew it
was just fightation.
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FIGMO:
Fuck
It, Got My Orders.
Military acronym referring to release from
military service.
Example: Screw that work detail. I'm FIGMO
in two more days.
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fihom:
Famous
In Her (his) Own Mind.
Example: She became fihom, decided he was
not exciting enough for her, and traded him in
for a long
line of men.
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filarious:
Fucking
hilarious
Example: Oh, my God! That was filarious!
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filialize:
The
opposite of patronize. A tendency to behave in
overly submissive fashion towards overbearing
individuals.
Example: I found myself filializing toward
the new director and I hated this because, in
fact, I despise the arrogant sweet-old-boy.
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filk:
Folk
music played at sci-fi conventions.
Example: Tom Smith is a good filk singer.
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fillage:
A
musical term. To fill a section of music with a
solo or different style of playing.
Example: The guitars need to put in some
fillage after the chorus for four bars.
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fillerneumic
peckerloomer: Someone
who annoys you inordinately.
Example: That guy is a fillerneumic
peckerloomer for not being here on time.
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Fillim:
Film.
However, fillim is generally used to provide more
personal satisfaction
as the pronounciation is punchier.
Example: Stuart: Hey Zoobaz, how's your
fillim comin' along?
Zoobaz: Meh.
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filth
bucket: A
really ugly girl--one too good for me.
Example: Chris is usually attracted to
filth buckets.
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filthdom:
To
describe a place which is run down, poorly
maintained or had nothing going for it in the
first place. To be a kingdom of filth.
Example: I can' believe that boy lives in
the garage. That place is an utter filthdom.
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filthify:
The
act or process or create filth.
Example: Please don't filthify the
kitchen--I just cleaned it.
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filthy:
1.
Dirty, bad, horrible, awful. 2. Really cool,
incredibly neat, awe-inspiring.
Example: The way John boosted the beer was
just filthy. OR I love that new Dre album, yo.
It's filthy.
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Financification:
The
process of manipulating financial data to serve a
specific corporate purpose.
Example: The financification of our
revenue figures should win us this contract, no
problem.
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finark:
1.
Bugger off! 2. An expression of
frustration--bugger.
Example: Finark off, dumbass. Finark this.
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finch:
To
over-specialize in a chosen field.
Example: I totally finched myself in the
tech writing biz, namely policy and procedure
manuals for help-desks.
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Fincher
Syndrome: When
someone looks good in the dim light of a
nightclub or a concert, but makes you want to
puke when seen in the light of day. Named for
filmmaker David Fincher, who often uses
underexposure.
Example: So did see that guy from the
concert again? Yeah. What happened? Had to shoot
him down. Turned out he had Fincher Syndrome.
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finger
in the dog's eye: Like
having one's finger on the pulse, only misguided.
Example: Those TV people really have the
finger in the dog's eye of public opinion. T
hey don't know anything.
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finger
rust: The
gross brown or green line that cheap rings leave
around your finger after too much wear.
Example: This $.25 ring gave me finger
rust. They should have a warning for that.
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finig:
[n.]
That which signifies lack of substance, quantity,
or accomplishment: nothing; zero; nada; zip.
(Believe it or not, finig is a popular
combination of finish and goose egg. It's about
time that it appears in a dictionary so it can
appear in scholarly papers.)
Example: Adam's mother entered his bedroom
to inquire about how much homework he had
completed. Looking up from his videogame, he
answered, Finig.
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finkie:
A
cross between your pinky and your ring finger.
Example: My finkie hurts.
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finkle:
(verb)
to erroroneously bumble or foul up something, not
accomplishing the objective. (taken from 'Ace
Ventura' referring to the kicker who missed the
winning goal, losing the superbowl)
Example: He really finkled that one, we're
gonna have to do it over again.
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Finna:
Another
way of saing going to or gonna.
Example: I finna go to the store. Or, I
ain't finna go to work today.
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finsky:
American
slang for a $5 bill.
Example: Loan me a finsky.
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fire:
Very
cool or the best; something that is very
pleasing.
Example: That party was fire!
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Fire
truck: Phrase
used to reserve a seat when one gets up.
Example: Ed: You can't sit there! Ted: Why
not? Ed: I called fire truck.
|
fired:
Response
to an inappropriate or stupid remark.
Example: Eddie Haskell: Wally, your mom's
hot. Wally Cleaver: That's it, Eddie, you're
fired!
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firendo
(far nader): Your
house on fire during a tornedo warning
Example: I did not know where to go during
that firendo!
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firing
the surgeon general: A
counterproductive dismissal of someone doing
something we all do.
Example: I don't know what my wife is so
disgusted by-- all I know is that she's firing
the surgeon general.
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firium:
A
substance or act that is extremely hot. From fire
+ -ium,
the suffix used frequently when naming new
elements.
Example: That chilli is like firium,
exclaimed the kid.
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firkytoodle:
Foreplay.
Not my original word, but a wonderful word to
say. Try it. Firkytoodle. Probably got it from
Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary.
Example: As in a song lyric: Momma don't
'low no firkytoodlin' 'round here.
We don't care what Momma don't 'low, we're gonna'
firkytoodle anyhow....
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firs:
Full;
containing all that is normal or possible.
Example: This calculus class sucks, and my
notebook is already firs of notes.
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firstratary:
This
is a word that was used on secretaries’ day
to replace secretary.
The reasoning behind this was secretary has a
derivative of sec and implies secondary status.
The secretaries we are familiar with are nothing
but first-rate,
therefore deserving of their own designation.
Example: If you haven’t passed that
through my firstratary before I’ve seen it,
you have wasted your time.
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fiscus:
The
first full moon of the new financial year.
Example: Being the start of July, the
fiscus for this year should soon light up the
night sky.
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fish:
Hot
guy.
Example: OMG! Look at the fish twirling
his mustache--over there, standing in the corner.
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fish:
To
describe something completely surreal or random.
It comes from a joke How many surrealists does it
take to change a light bulb? How many? Fish.
Example: Paul: This broom represents some
dead guy, so don't you be mean.
Me: Fish.
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fish:
Your
one and only, as reference to fish of the sea.
Example: I'm so happy to have finally have
met my fish. Her name is Tami.
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fish:
Used
in exclamation in the place of religiously
offensive words, or by itself, in anger.
Example: Holy fish, that's a big TV.
What the fish was that?
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fish
test: How
to tell genuine surrealistic invention from cod
surrealism-- that perpetrated by people who think
that surrealism involves a fish up a tree, a man
holding a fish outside a toilet, a fish and a
lettuce hanging from the ceiling, men with fish
in their mouths. See reprehensible UK comedy Dare
To Believe for the worst example of this.
Example: Uh-oh, here's a new off-the-wall
comedy. Time to apply the fish test.
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fiss:
To
undergo the process of fission, to split, esp.
for atoms.
Origin: used as a replacement for the constant
undergoes fission in a physics lesson, fisses,
fissed and fissing are shorter and more
entertaining.
Example: The atom fisses to form two new,
different atoms.
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fistaloar:
Someone
who likes to fight a lot.
Example: James got kicked out of school
yesterday!
Yeah, he's a real fistaloar.
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fit:
Attractive.
British equivalent for US's hot.
Example: That chick is fit.
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fitty:
Essentially
fifty, but usually used by street vendors and
bartenders
Example: T-shirts here, only nine-fitty.
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five
across the face: a
slap across the face
Example: That boy better shut up before he
gets the five across the face
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Five
by five: Everything's
great, couldn't be better.
Example: Hey, how are you? Five by five.
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Five
Kinds of Crazy: Really**5
crazy .
Example: Chris is five kinds of crazy.
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five-finger
discount: Shoplifting.
Example: Q. Where'd you get that? A. It
was a five-finger discount.
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five-goose
horse: Like
a dark horse, but much weirder.
Example: I didn't know John was once
arrested in Luxembourg for stealing old men's
teeth
and trying to sell them to cats. He's quite the
five-goose horse, isn't he.
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five-O:
Term
used for the police. Derived from the show Hawaii
Five-O.
Example: Here come the five-Os.
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fivehead:
Balding
male's big forehead.
Example: He doesn't have a forehead. He's
got a fivehead.
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fiver:
A
five dollar or pound (in England) bill.
Example: I only have a fiver, so I can't
pay for dinner.
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fives:
Used
to claim continued ownership during a brief
period of absence.
Example: I'm going to the bathroom but
I've got fives on that seat.
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fivic:
A
word that can only be used in Scrabble. This word
cannot be used in a regular sentence, but can be
used in Scrabble.
Example: Double-word score, I used fivic.
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fixin-ta:
A
Texan in the act of preparing to do something or
go somewhere.
Example: I'm fixin-ta get up and go to the
picture show.
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fixinto:
To
get ready or prepare for.
Example: I was fixinto wash the dishes.
Did you get the pizza? No, I was fixinto.
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fizabulizmous:
Fabulous.
Example: That concert was absolutely
fizabulizmous.
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fiznitt:
An
alternative for Dang it or a swear word and used
every time something goes wrong or you screw
something up.
Example: Did you get your chemistry done?
Fiznitt! I KNEW I forgot to do SOMEthing!
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fizz:
cop
Example: Put that out, here comes a fizz!
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fizz:
Kuwaiti
Slang. Racing to do another area of importance,
especially when under pressure and when the
person is suprised.
Example: He absoloutely fizzed off to his
car when I told him his wife was pregnant.
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fizzake:
Fake.
Example: TV. sitcoms are fizzake.
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fizzy:
Soda
pop.
Example: I was thirsty, so I bought a
fizzy.
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Flabam:
The
taking down of someone's pants with a quick swipe
of the hand in an s like motion
Example: Flabam! your pants are down
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flabbage:
Stretching
the truth for entertainment or graceful purposes.
Also has a verb form. Flabbing - acting out these
lies by speaking -or- lazing around all day.
Example: That boy is just flabbing up a
storm right now.
What ya wanna do today? Flab around.
Allright.
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flabbergammered:
To
be so astonished that you stammer.
Example: Marie was flabbergammered when
she spotted John exiting that hotel with her best
friend. . .
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Flabbergasted:
(adj.),
appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Example: Ed was flabbergasted when he had
to buy size 40 pants.
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flabbergheist:
A
ghost that knocks over stuff.
Example: How did that end up on the floor?
Guess it was that flabbergheist again.
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Flabbering:
The
physical movement of giant, rubber monsters in
grade B Japanese horror movies.
Example: Dumzilla flabbered through the
streets of Osaka, but no one took him seriously
because he looked fake.
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flabulous:
The
antithesis of fabulous.
Used in any case where a sarcastic intonation
would be used on fabulous; a
very convenient substitutute for certain
expletives in circumstances which demand the
regulation of foul language; also an
obscenely rotund person who nevertheless
performed excellently at a task or looks
particularly nice considering her size.
Example: What? I have to take my AP
Physics and AP Calculus exams on the same day!?
Flabulous.
OR Although that woman looked to weigh 450 lbs,
she did a flabulous job on her hair.
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flace:
Floor
space. Generally used to denote areas created by
cleaning up.
Example: I threw out all the old papers in
the study. Now we have flace.
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fladget:
1. A
piece of, or chunk of something.
2. A small, handy object (i.e., gadget).
AFAIK, has no offensive connotations. Found in a
Bill Bryson travelogue.
Example: Could you pass a fladget of cake,
please.
2. Can you pass me that little fladget over
there...yes, that one.
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Flagon:
Flag+wagon
= flagon. A car or truck festooned with one or
more oversized US Flags.
Example: Grandma drives her Ford flagon to
bingo on Sunday.
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flail
& bail: when,
to get out of doing something you've foolishly
committed to and upon reflection decide you
really don't want to do, you come up with a crazy
scam with which to get yourself out of it!
Example: I had to pull a flail & bail
to get out of meeting my boss for drinks on the
weekend.
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flake:
A
(perhaps unconsciously) thoughtless and
inconsiderate person
Example: He's a flake. OR He flaked on me.
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flakooie/flakooey:
To
explode, erupt, crash etc. This came about when I
emailed my friend that my stomach was going
kaflooie. He had never heard this expression
(from cartoons?), got very worried, and
immediately called asking if I was OK and what
flakooie means. [ED. A similarly spelled non-word
is flakookie, a combination of flaky and kookie.]
Example: I ate waaaaaay too much last
night and this morning my stomach went flakooie.
My computer's gone flakooie.
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flambooki:
Combination
of flame, kabuki and chinese food. Used to
express dissatisfaction
Example: Did you make that pile of
flambooki?
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Flame
On: Stay
gay and proud
Example: Hey Adam, flame on
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Flame
On!: An
expression showing excitement and willingness to
begin. Originally used by the Human Torch as a
way of telling his enemies it's on now, punks.
Example: In the words of the Beastie Boys:
Flame On, I'm gone, I'm so sweet like a nice bon
bon.
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flame-out:
The
engine on a vehicle stops abruptly, usually in
the middle of traffic, or at a busy intersection
Example: My truck flamed-out downtown
during rush hour this afternoon!
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Flamed:
to
take everything to seriously.
Example: He is so flamed, that he yelled
at me for not saying goodbye to him yesterday
morning.
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flameengolation:
The
act of being assimilated by pink plastic
flamingos, as by the Borg.
Example: FlamingoJeff and Ms. Flamingo
went to Toronto and
their friends were caught through
flameengolation.
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flamming:
Drunk.
Example: I was flamming last night.
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Flannimal:
A
flannel that has been through so much with you,
and become so dear that you look upon it in the
same manner one would a pet.
Example: I had to turn around and go all
the way home because you know I can't go camping
without my flannimal.
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flantasy:
A
local area network (LAN) that never, ever
crashes.
Example: Our Chief Information Officer, I.
M. Dreaming, is determined to find, set up, and
maintain a fail-safe LAN. What a flantasy.
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flarking:
The
usage of ribaldrous behavior
Example: Let's keep the flarking to a
minimum please
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flashing
12: The
condition of being so technologically inept that
one can’t even program his or her VCR.
Example: Customize my own browser? I'm so
flashing 12 that I won't even have a browser when
I'm done.
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flashturbation:
excessive
use of flash on a site, usually for its own sake.
Example: Your site's okay, but it's a
little heavy on the flashturbation.
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flasm:
Used
in place of noun you haven't thought of or
decided on yet.
Example: What do you want to eat?
How about some flasm.
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flat:
Smooth-sided,
older style subway car preferred by graffiti
artists
Example: My mural was done on a flat.
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flat
biscuit: 1.
(adj) Really fast.
2. (adv) In the manner of someone putting
everything she's got into whatever she's doing.
Example: 1. You can take this corner flat
biscuit and she won't lift.
2. He's really going flat biscuit there.
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flat
out like a lizard drinkin: To
be very busy.
Example: I've got all these projects to
do... I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
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FLATE:
to
add air to
Example: The tire is low. Better flate it
soon.
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flatfoot:
A
beat-cop. A cop without a car.
Example: He's a flatfoot who walks the
beat from 19th to 22nd street.
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Flatliner:
Brain
dead,a very stupid,or very disorganized person
Example: YO! 'Flatliner',The RED light
means STOP!
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flatterpuss:
Since
copying someone is the best form of flattery,
this is a person who copies you. A synonym for
copycat.
Example: Jami was just a flatterpuss when
it came to Linda's elegant style.
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flavor-saver:
A
particularly large or unkempt beard or moustache
that may harbor leftovers or odor.
Example: Did you see that guy's
flavor-saver?
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flavoritism:
picking
through candy for the good flavors, leaving the
yellow and green ones behind
Example: The Lifesavers people have
managed to avoid flavoritism by packaging the
wildcherry ones separately.
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flawberries:
The
green or mushy strawberries hidden under a layer
of ripe ones in the solid cardboard berry box.
Example: I didn't have enough to top the
cake because most of them turned out to be
flawberries.
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flazy:
A
compound word combining fat and lazy into one,
but emphasizes an extreme condition as reflected
by the laziness of combining the two words in
order to reduce syllables.
Example: Dave is so flazy; he hasn't been
off the couch once all night.
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flea:
Someone
who does not tip or tips very poorly. Las Vegas
gambling term. A flea will almost never get
special favors from the house. Cocktail
waitresses will stop offering drinks.
Example: Guy's a flea. Won ten thousand
and didn't tip anyone.
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Fleaker:
An
instument used in chemistry that is a mix of a
flask and a beaker.
Example: I used a fleaker in chem today.
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fleam:
to
spend time visiting various flea markets; the act
of visiting flea markets
Example: Bob: Are you guys gonna fleam on
Sunday?
Jim: Why, yes! You should come fleaming with us -
you never know what treasures we might find!
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fleance:
Pronounced
FLAY-ance. Plural of fleece, the clothing item.
This may look like the minor character in
Shakespeare's Macbeth, but his name is pronounced
fleence.
Example: We could tell they were from
Vancouver because they were all wearing Taiga
brand fleance.
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fleckta:
The
rubbery white stuff that forms on top of hot milk
and tastes Grosse Pointe.
Example: I hate drinking hot milk because
the fleckta always sticks to my lip.
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fleeboflam:
An
extra leg muscle that sprinters and jumpers have
to make them run
faster and jump higher than the rest of us.
Example: He ran that mile in under a
minute, he must have a fleeboflam muscle or
something.
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fleen:
Little
bugs you don't know the names of.
Example: Get these fleens off me!
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fleloquent:
Able
to speak forcefully and expressively with ease.
Example: The student, though he was from
Germany, was fleloquent in the English language.
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Flex:
Superrelaxed,
cool, freaky, renewing.
Example: Now that was a flex party!
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flibble,
flibblay: Approval,
agreement.
Example: Get your supervisor's flibblay
before taking a day off.
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Flicker
Flacker: The
remote control for the television
Example: Hey... where did you put the
flicker flacker, my shows on!
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flicktated:
(Adj)
Stupid or weird or messed up.
Example: That is so flicktated. OR Your
flicktated girlfriend stole my car.
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flictarded:
This
hybrid of afflicted and retarded reportedly saw
use in the '70s.
Example: As in describing an unpleasant
situation: This is one flictarded situation.
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flid:
Stupid
or sad person.
Example: Chris has all the symptoms of
being a permanent flid.
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flie:
A
flat-out lie.
ORIGIN OF WORD: Combination of parts of flat-out
and lie.
Example: She flied so much no one can tell
what’s true anymore. It was just one flie
after another.
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fliginflockin:
very
exciting yet mysterious
Example: This is a fliginglockin day!
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flink:
To
cause someone to blink by flicking your finger(s)
at her.
Example: She's so nervous, I can flink her
from across the room.
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flinkelflank:
Remote
control for DVD player, VCR, TV, or stero system.
Most commonly remote control for TV. Abbreviated
as flink.
Example: I can't change the channel
because I don't have the flinkelflank. Do you
know where the flink is?
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flint:
High
quality.
Example: That car is flint.
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Flintstone:
In
surfing, to surf on top of the wave, as Fred did
in the Flinstone's cartoon.
This is usually not a desired surfing style.
Example: I think Kenny stood up too early
on that last wave, cause he Flintstoned the whole
way in.
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flip
a bitch: Make
a u-turn.
Example: I missed my street. Gonna have to
flip a bitch at the next light.
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flip-a-bitch:
To
suddenly and without warning freak out to the
point where spectators might call an exorcist
Example: Yeah, when Mom found out I got
suspended, she totally flipped-a-bitch.
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flip-flopera:
Dramatic
musical narrative, taking place mostly on the
beach.
Example: Hear that Jimmy Buffett's going
to write a flip-flopera for Broadway?
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flipper:
Remote
contol, particularly for the television.
Example: This show's a rerun--gimme the
flipper.
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Flippin'
Nora: Also,
blinkin' Nora. To be completely shocked about
something. An exclamation of complete shock from
up north. Has nothing to do with anyone named
Nora.
Example: 'Flippin' Nora! I can't believe
she did that.
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flipping
a risky: to
make an illegal U-turn in a high-traffic, highly
visible city street
Example: Everybody hold on! I'm flipping a
risky!
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flippydoo:
This
actually belongs to my fiancee.
It works like thingamabob or hoogiewhatsis.
A word for the thing that you can't thing of at
the moment.
Example: You know, I went out and bought
one of those flippydoes that you use to keep your
hair back with.
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flitigate:
One
who purposely breaks down the emotional state of
another for her own amusment.
Example: Rhea was flitigating me
yesterday, making nasty remarks about my personal
life. Then she left just as I was about to cry.
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float
test (n); float testing: Disposal
of an unnecessary, unwanted, or known to be
non-functioning item. Derived from placing
something in water to
see if it floats--in most cases it will not and
will sink out of sight.
Example: Get rid of this. Go float-test it
or something.
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floater:
A
partially-finished and unclaimed bottle or can of
beer.
Example: Whose floater is this?
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floater:
When
you and your friends have an inside joke and an
outsider doesn't get the meaning
then she is subjected to a floater. The meaning
is from something that was over their head.
The reference comes from the idea that something
over your head can float by like a balloon.
Example: We had a good laugh over the joke
but Susan only got a floater.
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floater
patrol: Searching
for partially-finished, unclaimed cans or bottles
of beer when there is nothing unopened left to
drink.
Example: Ed: We're out of beer already?
I'm barely even tipsy. Ted: Then join me on
floater patrol, my friend.
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flob:
Noun:
Acronym of free-loading oxygen breather.
Submarine slang for a non-crew passenger,
unqualified crewmember or other useless person. A
waste of life support.
Example: Until you're qualified, you're
nothing but a flob.
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Flobby:
The
state of lazy or very tired muscles which makes
moving difficult or impossible.
Example: After hiking up a long hill my
daughter fell to the ground claiming she was all
flobby.
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flobo:
1.
Stands for For Lovers Of Beautiful Objects.
Someone who only does thing for the monetary
rewards
2. To look primp.
Example: 1. Those playmates are flobo-ing
Hugh Heffner
2. John is lookin' flobo in his new Armani suit.
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Flockynockynihiliphilipication:
The
act of labelling a person, object, or situation
as meaningless or nothing.
Example: This is
Flockynockynihiliphilipication! said Steve when
Angus called him insignificant
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flodge:
The
frayed or torn part on the bottom of trouser legs
of the young, caused by the fabric dragging along
the ground.
Example: Kitty got the flodge on her denim
flares trapped in the escalator.
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Flog:
To
beat or to harm
Example: I'm gonna flog you one for lying
to me!
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flollappy:
A
derivative of floppy relating to a relaxed bodily
state.
Example: Laying sprawled over a couch I am
feeling flollappy
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flong:
Junk
email sent by well-meaning co-workers, friends.
and often by relatives new to the net.
Example: Can you believe it? My own mother
sent me some lightbulb joke flong yesterday.
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flooble:
Gross,
flabby, and very much uncouth.
Example: Yeah that chick should wear some
more clothes, she's hella flooble.
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floochie:
A
floochie is the act of placing one's mouth on
someone else's stomach, arm, etc. and blowing
out,
for the purpose of making a phthhhh sound.
This is especially done to little babies and
children to evoke laughter on their part.
Example: Daddy's gonna give you a stomach
floochie.
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floofy:
Starburst-shaped
effeminate woven bathing cloth sponge thingy that
lathers up soap when you rub it.
Example: Using someone else's floofy to
wash yourself is like using someone else's
toothbrush on your teeth. You just don't do it.
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floonery:
Word
used to describe a very idiotic action.
Aggravated floonery is being immensely dumb.
Example: What did he do?
He decided to push him under a car. (Ed. Please
resubmit using the word in the example. -- N]
Sheer floonery!
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floop:
The
curl of hair in the front of the face that looks
so natural it had to take hours to achieve.
Example: He had the cutest floop I've ever
seen.
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flooped:
Stumbled.
Example: The girl with all the dishes just
flooped by me because she couldn't see and
tripped over the chair.
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floopy:
An
adjective that one uses when one can't think of a
suitable defintion to describe a certain
something.
Example: I took all that cough medicine
and now I feel...like...all floopy n'stuff.
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floopy:
Feeling
somewhere between weird, confused, and loopy.
Sometimes caused by too little food or sleep.
Example: Jane realised she was feeling
floopy as she walked down the same street for the
third time in a third different direction.
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floor-:
Prefix
used to indicate that a given food item has spent
some period of time on the floor,
but may still be consumed if desired.
Example: Floor-chips are great, but unless
you've cleaned the house really recently,
floor-pizza cheese is terrible.
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flop
out: (v)
to fall asleep almost instantly
Example: I was so tired the other day, I
flopped out as soon as I got home.
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flopchki:
Any
type of sandal (usually of the pool and beach
variety) that makes that slapping noise against
your foot when you walk.
Example: My brother threw my new pink
flopchki off the boat and now I have to walk
around barefoot.
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florama:
If
you feel really weird you don't know what to do.
You don't know what will happen and you see
everything blurry and sort of in a flow--like the
picture in front of your eyes is flowing.
Example: As I woke up one day I was in a
deep florama.
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Floridiot:
Describes
anyone who drives like a retiree from a certain
Southern state.
Example: What are you doin', you
Floridiot, driving 35 on I95?
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floss:
When
trying to look good for other people by showing
off what you have
Example: Let's go floss in my new Lincoln
Nav with the rims and the tvs.
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floss:
To
beat someone very, very severely in a game or
competition.
Example: Rich: I just picked up tenladies
in an hour and you picked up none.
Albert: Yeah, I got flossed.
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flossofise:
To
spend countless hours waffling extensively about
any and every issue raised in a discussion.
An important aspect is that the waffling is
usually in opposition to the raised issue as set
forth by the original flosser. Waffling by
any-person-other-than-self or by
pseudo-opinionaters challenges the original
speaker's position as well as understanding of
the issue. Ultimately, flossofising tends to (a)
confirm the flosser's original position, (b)
thrash the argument to pieces by pedantically
picking at every possible flaw, and (c) start off
as a mock-fight eventually leading to real and
often heated arguments. The flosser is usually
left with a feeling of despair when she realises
how futile the whole excercise has been.
Example: Damian decided to go on holidays
for a few months to leave all the rest behind to
flossofise on life, while he went to live his.
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flosstitute:
Professional
Dental Hygienist.
Example: I can't see you on Thursday at 5,
I'm seeing my flosstitute then.
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flouf:
a
combination of pouf and fluff...what many women
do to their bangs to make them stand up a bit off
of their forehead
Example: Flouf bangs, then spray well to
keep them up through out the day.
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flove:
The
feeling between liking someone and loving
someone.
Example: I'm not sure I love you yet...but
I flove you.
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floydian:
One
who loves the band Pink Floyd. (Also used in
floydian slip.)
Example: Bob saw Pink Floyd in concert 12
times. He's a floydian.
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flubby:
The
state of the carpet under the TV or behind the
bookshelves;
any unswept area with grey fluff and dead flies.
Example: Those sweet wrappers and dust
make the room so flubby.
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flubnub:
The
act of bumping into an obese person for the sick
pleasure of watching her jiggle.
Example: See that fat man over there? Go
flubnub him.
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fluctuary:
Frequently
fluctuating freely without rhyme or reason.
Example: His fluctuary thought patterns
make his decisions and decisions regarding him an
insurmountable nightmare.
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fluebumbulent:
The
ultimate in stupidity and laziness combined.
Example: The maintenance crews actions
were absulutley fluebumbulent.
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fluetic:
To
flow, run smoothly.
Example: This job is going very fluetic.
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fluff:
Used
to express anger, irritation, contempt, or
disappointment.
Example: Fluff it all! Why in the fluffing
hell are they talking to me? Fluff you, too.
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fluffle:
To
show affection by rubbing or tousling the hair of
the object of your affection
Example: She fluffled that nice boy that
brought her cookies.
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Fluffy
bunny: Used
describe a new age or spiritual person who is
overtly sappy and flower-childish.
Someone who is rather flaky and difficult to take
seriously.
Example: As soon as she said Let's all
hold hands and tell each other about our spirit
guides, I knew right then she was a fluffy bunny.
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fluffy
nazi: A
girl who looks sweet and innocent but is really
Hitler in pumps.
Example: As I made Kevin fork over the red
crayon in kindergarden, I knew I would enjoy the
power of being a fluffy nazi.
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flug:
More
than one cup of tea. Plural of tas.
Example: Shall I make some flug for you?
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flugged
or flug: Flew
or fly.
Example: The soup just flugged out of your
mouth! Have you ever seen such a thing flug so
far in your life!?
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flugs:
Flying
hugs, for when you are in a hurry or far far away
Example: Sending you some flugs and
blisses
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flulu:
A
person or place that appears to think highly of
herself or itself.
Example: In New York City, I frequently
saw flulu women dressed to the nines with their
noses in the air.
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flumpus:
(n,
v) An animal or person who sprawls all over while
looking squishy, cuddly, and cute. Plural:
flumpi...or flumpuses.
Example: My cat is the neighborhood
flumpus. Look at her, purring and flumpusing in
the laundry basket. Squish!
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flunky:
When
something isn't right, and it is hard to know the
reason behind it.
Example: 1. My clothes are all flunky now
that I have lost 30 lbs.
2. John was really flunky when he was in school,
but in business he's terrific.
3. Why was that really good-looking woman trying
to steal my man?
The whole situation is pretty flunky if you ask
me.
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fluorocrash:
A
sensation of vivid, sudden, and possibly
catastrophic alienation from the mundane world;
the temporary inability to associate with sober
and reserved people after a hedonistic or
mind-expanding experience.
Example: It was five in the morning. Terry
still saw sparkles from the glitter, and that was
fine, but she saw it when she closed her eyes,
too. She had an hour to clean up, remember where
her boyfriend put the key to the cuffs, and drink
enough coffee to make herself stop seeing rainbow
trails when she moved her fingers. She had to
remember not to tell her boss she loved her, no
matter how good an idea it seemed at the time.
She was fluorocrashing, hard.
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flupp:
1.
Used as the sound for when you squash something.
2. Can also be used to describe the fat on an
overweight person.
Example: That bug went flupp when I
smacked it.
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flurd:
A
particularly fat bird, esp. a parakeet when
puffed up.
Example: My flurd eats so much, I'd be
surprised if it could fly anymore.
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flurf:
(v)
Similar to fluff, the way in which a bird poofs
out all its feathers when it gets cold.
Example: In order to preserve body heat
while perched on the stone ledge, the pigeon
flurfed its feathers. January is tough on pigeons
in Philadelphia.
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flurfled:
The
condition of a cat's whiskers being in the
forward and locked position,
usually indicating excitement or playfulness.
This word was invented by Jill Knowles, who
hasn't had time to submit it herself and
gave me permission to do so.
Example: Oh, oh! Watch your ankles!
BrightEyes is flurfled!
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flurglier:
An
indescribable connection between two people.
Example: We...we just have flurglier.
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flurple:
The
little flap of skin in between each finger.
Example: Oh, crap, my flurple is infected.
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flustrate:
A
combination of fluster and frustrate
Example: Looking foolish in front of his
girlfriend made him feel flustrated.
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flustrated:
Flustered
and frustrated
Example: I locked my keys in the car
again. I'm so flustrated.
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flustration:
the
state of being flustered
Example:
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flutterby:
My
stepbrother's version of butterfly coined as a
child in WV;
family members determined this to be more
accurate than the standard term.
Example: Vern says he saw the first
Monarch flutterby of the season on his way home
from school today.
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flutteround:
Describing
what happens when a load of birds take off at
once.
i
Example: Blimey, look at that flutteround.
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flux:
When
something is out of whack.
Example: What's the flux here?
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fly:
cool
Example: that's a fly outfit
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fnarkenessing:
An
extreme case of frustration, restlessness,
boredom, and depression--due to the inability to
rectify the situation without requiring the
individual to expend an hugenormous amount of
effort.
Example: This is fnarkenessing! exclaimed
Jesse when he ran out of cigarettes on a stormy
night when he couldn't be fnarked walking over
the hill to go and get a pack of smokes. (The
situation is aggravated when you have to wait for
your next pay to come in before you can afford a
new pack.)
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fnmphy:
Generally
lethargic; sleepy to the point of near paralysis,
yet still awake; stuck on your couch.
syn: floppy, lackadaisical
Example: Need to get up and go to work,
but I'm too fnmphy.
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Fnord:
A
sound. Meaningless. A response to any statment
when none is required or normaly able to be made.
Example: Bob! I just ate a baby Fnord?
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fo'sheazy:
For
sure.
Example: Friend: You going to the party
tonight. You: Fo'sheazy
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foak:
Fake
oak, the plastic wood veneer on cheap furniture.
Example: Nice furniture. Is it solid foak?
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FOB:
Falls
Off Bed or anything similar. Used in place of lol
or lmao. (Internet slang)
Example: Loser2002: Did you see Wayne
Brady the other night?
NeonLites888: Yeah! FOB...that was so funny!
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Focker:
A
name used when insulting a person, thereby
insinuating his or her stupidity.
Comes from the movie _Meet The Parents_. The lead
character, Greg Focker, is the inspiration for
this.
You can call anyone this, it's just like saying,
Hey stupid.
Example: Hey, Focker, quit talking to your
plants and come out to the club with us like a
normal person.
(NOTE: someone said this EXACT sentence to me
today...weird...)
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fogart:
A
noun describing someone who is a cross between an
old fogey and an old fart,
generally one who is both contemptible and
stubbornly old-fashioned.
Example: She's being such a fogart about
using the new computer system.
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fogent:
Exceedingly
bright and radiant.
Example: The sun was fogent today due to
the lack of clouds and the excellent air quality.
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Foggy-Bottom:
Washington
DC expression, The U.S. Department of State
building.
Example: Send someone over to Foggy-Bottom
and figure out what our foreign policy stance on
this issue is.
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foglout:
(n)
Person who inexpicably drives with fog lights
illuminated, day or night, fair weather or foul.
Short for the clumsy word foglightlout.
Example: But, officer, I rear-ended your
cruiser because my eyes were blinded by the
foglout in the oncoming lane.
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fogullnugget:
A
word that is exclaimed to show your appreciation
for a snow day
Example: Bob turned to channel 3 and made
a loud fogullnugget when he learned that school
was cancelled for the day.
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fohgiddabodit:
Forget
about it. To tell someone not to worry about
something, no problem. Can also be used to trick
people into thinking that you're connected.
Example: A. Don't have any money today. B.
Eh, fohgiddabodit! I'll buy. Pay me back
tomorrow.
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foily:
Unpleasant;
disgusting; bad. Possibly derived from foiled, as
in Curses! Foiled again.
Example: Stay away from the spam quiche --
it's really foily.
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Foimog:
a
word used to fill in a mind blank of a real word.
Can be used in any situation and in any
discussion
Example: could you pass me that ooh damn
what is it? that..um...fiomog! Thanks
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foist:
To
give someone an unpleasant job, task or thing.
Example: I was going to pick up the folks
at the airport, but due to my dentist appointment
I had to foist that onto my girlfriend.
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foldies:
Foldies
are the lines in unused clothing that never seem
to come out after being folded for months.
Example: It's finally spring again, but I
can't seem to get the foldies out of my favorite
pair of shorts.
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follicotomy:
The
result of a bad haircut.
Example: She cut way too short, so I now
have a follicotomy.
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follopitude:
The
ability to make up new words--completely new, not
just two other words combined.
Example: Paul McFedries is great at
follopitude. Check his site.
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fonch:
To
move around annoyingly while close to others as a
result of boredom, physical discomfort or simply
youth. Typically occurs from a supine position,
and most often in sleeping bags.
Example: Meredith's constant fonching
during the Norweigan bell-ringers' performance
was driving her mother to the brink of sanity.
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fondue:
When
someone or something is perfect--warm, delicious,
and expensive.
Example: Russell is the perfect
boyfriend--he is SO fondue.
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fong:
The
film that appears on certains foods that are
exposed to air
Example: The brown gunk on apples that are
half eaten
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fonoxity:
Lather,
suds, bubbles, etc, generated from the mixture or
agitation of soap (or shampoo) and water.
Example: Jim put greasy pans in the sink,
and within 5 minutes almost all the fonoxity was
gone.
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fonshin'
at the bit: someone
who is very anxious to get going, someone who is
really steamed and ready to blow, had to have
originated from something to do with horses
Example: The kids were so anxious to get
to Grandma's that they were fonshin' at the bit
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fontificate:
In
word processing, to ajdust a document's fonts,
tabs, styles, and so on. (n) Fontification.
Example: The consultant emailed the draft
of the proposal; please fontificate it to match
our corporate style.
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fontrum:
The
embarrassment one feels on behalf of people who
do not know they should be
embarrassed for themselves.
Example: Jane is flirting with every man
in the room even though she has vomit on her
shirt.
I have such fontrum for her.
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foo:
Fool.
May be ghetto slang.
Example: Yo, what you be doin' foo?
Gettin' all up on my grill like dat?
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foo-foo:
Anything
that's girly--such as lotion, body glitter, nail
glitter, etc.
Example: Hey, what's that foo-foo smell?
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Foo-Foo
food: chinese
food
Example: I feel like foo-foo food tonight,
how about you?
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foobar:
A
programer's placeholder.
Used in examples to fill in for the name of
something that isn't important to the example:
class names, table names, function names. See
fubar in slang dictionaries.
Example: sql select example: select * from
foobar
integer declaration example: int foobar = 10;
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food
baby: The
slight pooch of fat on a girl's lower tummy,
where a real baby would normally be.
Example: Time to hit the gym, my food baby
is reaching its second trimester.
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food
coma: The
state of being so full after a meal, all you can
do is remain in a motionless state.
Example: After this lunch I will be in
food coma.
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food
coma: Describes
the sleepiness induced by eating, marked by a
lack of attention, dazed expressions, and total
fatigue
Example: After he binged at the buffet, he
fell into a food coma.
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Foodage:
Slang
for food. What coinage is to coins, foodage is to
food.
Example: I'm going down to the shops to
pick up some foodage.
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foodar:
Food
radar. Especially the ability to home in on free
food.
Example: Art's foodar led him to the
buffet where he was first in line.
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foodgitive:
When
you are eating a tv dinner and one pea has jumped
over the plastic divider into the mashed
potatoes.
Example: My peas won't stay on their side
of the plate. What a bunch of foodgitives!
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Foodical:
A
partille of food usually a snack or small meal.
Example: she called Foodicals! After she
was done cooking the burgers .
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foodies:
Small
pieces of food, especially candy.
Example: After going to the vending
machine, Bob refused to share the foodies he
obtained with anyone.
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foof:
Fun,
alternative way to express mild annoyance, etc.
Similar to darn it!
Example: Foof! I left my favorite shirt at
Lester's house. Knowing him I'll never see it
again. Or, if I do, I'll never be able to wear it
again. He'll wongull it, fer sure.
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foofbeat:
To
flee someone you promised to aid, particularly in
dire distress. To act like a fairweather friend.
From the phrase, Hoofbeats in the night regarding
paid mercenaries abandoning the American
revolutionary war.
Example: He promised to help me with my
term paper, but when it was time to write it, he
did a hoofbeat.
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foofer:
(noun)
your mouth, when blowing on hot food.
Example: The soup is very hot, so be sure
to use your foofer.
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FooFoo:
When
someone does something but looks like a complete
fairy.
Example: Whenever Chris jumps to spike the
volleyball he looks like such a FooFoo.
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foogie,
foogey: An
insane person of either sex, over the age of 65.
Kind of like fogie or fogey, but even more
senile.
Example: That crazy old foogie offered me
$50 and some candy to get in her car,
so I took the fifty bucks, kicked her in the
shins, and ran away.
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FOOL:
Acronym:
Fresh out of Luck.
Example: He’s FOOL, and no one will
help.
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Fool's
Gerund: Language
used by laymen to assist in their defense when
confronted with their misdeeds; the tendency of a
defendent to try and sound educated by using as
many ing words as possible.
Example: I was just conversating with some
friends. We were situating at 39th and Lexington.
Now, I'm thinking its wasn't a particularating
good idea, your honor.
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foolbrain:
(n)
Someone not real bright, an idiot.
Example: Frank often slams his fingers in
the car door. What a foolbrain he is.
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fooligan:
The
word you get when you combine fool and hooligan.
Example: The boy that stole the candy bar
from the store was a fooligan.
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foolio:
An
utterly stupid, silly, irritating, or despicable
person. Can be used to refer to someone who
breaks social conventions, someone who bugs you,
or affectionately to name some crazy, fun-loving
fool. Use in place of the word fool to indicate
sass and fun.
Example: Nekobus is a foolio for
breakdancing. OR Did you see that foolio make a
left-hand turn from the right-hand lane?
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foomp:
Noun.
A hairstyle that is trying to be a pompadour, but
only succeeds in pushing all the hair on the head
forward.
Example: That's quite a foomp you have
going on there today, Bob.
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foomped:
Used
when playing Monopoly, when you land a certain
person's property and she dosen't notice it
because she is not paying attention. Then
whoever's turn it is next rolls the dice and you
don't have to pay rent even though you landed on
it.
Example: Pete just landed on Boardwalk,
and you have three houses on it.
But it's Amy's turn and she already rolled the
dice. You've been foomped.
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foon:
What
you get when you turn a spork inside out.
Example: John spent an hour fooning the
hard McDonald's spork.
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foon,
foony: Fun
or funny. An extended way of saying something is
*really* fun.
Example: Adam Sandler is the fooniest man
alive.
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Foondabiggles:
Abreviation
of dog.
Example: I got a new foondabiggles, and
I'm calling him Rover
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foosh:
screw
up, break, destroy, render useless
Example: dave's bad code fooshed the
server and we had to reboot it.
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fooshtie:
Mouldy,
rotten, past its best, generally of no appeal.
Example: That apple is so fooshtie that it
looks like the sole of my foot after a 12-hour
bath.
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Foot
Flusher: A
person who uses her foot to flush in public
bathrooms.
Example: Mary was so germphobic I bet she
was a foot flusher at home as well.
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footix:
nothing
available
Example:
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footle:
To
briefly investigate or examine.
From archaeology, when a trowel is used to
quickly dig a small portion of a deposit to
determine
its nature and likely origin
Example: I don't know if this is a refuse
pit or not. Let me just have a quick footle.
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footless:
A
person who cannot, or will not, stand for
anything; one who goes with the flow, or is all
things to all people.
Example: He tried to raise his kids right,
but, alas, they were footless.
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footy-pajamas:
Sleepwear
that are one piece with sock-like coverings
connected and covering the feet. Used by mothers
and fathers with small children and in turn, by
their children.
Example: Go and put on your footy-pajamas
and get ready for bed.
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Fooz:
verb.
The act of shoving something in someone's face,
literally or figuratively. A complete, utter, and
immediate rejection. Synonyms- to diss, or the
80s remark in your face Derived from a scoring
method in foosball
Example: Every time I make even the
littlest mistake, my boss foozes me. OR Did you
see that loser, Bill, try to hit on that woman up
at the bar? She foozed him quick.
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foozzle:
Foam
on top of a beer when it is poured too fast.
Feminine version of head, which some may find
uncomfortable to say.
Example: Please, no foozzle on my beer.
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FOP:
FU_KING
OLD PEOPLE
Example: THAT FOP CUT ME OFFF!
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foput:
The
absolute greatest, most wonderful, or just plain
amazing.
Example: That new Sting album is totally
foput. OR www.pseudodictionary.com is foput,
especially compared to a few other
(ahem, www.dictionaryofslang.co.uk) so called
slang dictionaries.
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foquester:
One
who eats forks.
Example: Jimmy couldn't help help himself;
he was a foquester from way back.
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For
Great justice: a
reaction to a certain situation, usually for
demanding something or demonstrating surprise
Example: For Great Justice...Give Me Zig
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for
real for real: 1.
beyond belief 2. used to enunciate a unbelievable
occurence
Example: I saw my girl with another guy.
No! Yo for real, for real.
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for
serious: like
for real, except used when you don't really
believe someone
Example: Are you for serious?!
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for
the DVD: Items
surplus to requirement.
Example: Hey, you've made way too many
sandwiches there. Um... well, these are for the
DVD.
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for
the hallabut: For
the hell of it. Play on words by smushing
everything after the into the name of a fish.
Example: Harry: I set off a stink bomb in
the hall. Clair: Why? Harry: For the hallabut.
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forbo:
A
drink purchased as part of a meal deal that
proves to be too large but which the purchaser
feels obliged to drink (because they paid for
it), and does so to their own discomfort
Example: The burger was ok, but this drink
is becoming a bit of a forbo.
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forcery:
The
act of forcing somone to do something against
their will. Past tense forcerized.
Example: If I do sleep with you it will be
by sheer forcery.
I have been forcerized into writing this
definition.
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forepitchblack:
When
the hint about the upcoming plot in a movie or TV
show is somewhat less than subtle.
Example: That's not foreshadowing. That
was so obvious, it's forepitchblack.
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foreploy:
Any
misrepresentation made solely for the purpose of
getting laid.
Example: Introducing himself as a Vice
President of Merrill-Lynch was a foreploy. She
fell for it.
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forgotten-snakes:
For
goodness' sake as interpreted by a 4 year old.
Example: Forgotten-snakes dad! Aren't you
going to read me a book?
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forible:
To
fail horribly.
Example: I foribled my chemistry test.
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forking:
A
practical joke involving sticking hundreds and
hundreds of plastic forks into someone's
lawn or some other large, grassy area. Much like
TP'ing.
Example: We forked Jeff's lawn last night.
When we drove by in the morning he was running
them over with a lawnmower. Ha.
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forkloader:
A
socially inept person; dullard.
Example: That forkloader better leave me
alone, or I'll have to hurt her.
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forkster:
The
act of placing ones fork into the toaster in an
attempt to get your now charcoalled toast out.
Example: Xavier! How many times have I
told you not to forkster? You could get
electrocuted!
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formatophobe:
a
music-lover addicted to vinyl, with an abhorrence
for CDs, tape, MP3s and mini disks.
Example: Harry's wall-to-wall collection
of 70s albums, together with this Dansette record
player marked him out as a complete formatophobe.
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forn:
Pornography
in any language other than that of the audience.
Refers specifically to foreign movies or shows
that contain graphic sex and subtitles
over-dubbing, but are not hardcore pornography.
Example: Some suggest that watching enough
forn will let you learn the words Oh god in over
a hundred languages.
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fornever:
For
never; never happening; the opposite of forever.
Example: He married for forever, but it
turned into fornever...and a forever rip-off.
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forrealiously:
For
real and seriously.
Example: That English test was easy!
Forrealiously!
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forsheezy!:
to
exclaim the greatness of a thing or situation or
oneself
Example: (the attractive object of your
affection (attention) invites you in for a drink
(much desired sex) ) Forsheezy!
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forty
lashes with a wet noodle: Ann
Landers' (Eppie Lederer) suggested
self-flagellation for imagined or real offenses.
Example: Give yourself forty lashes with a
wet noodle.
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forty-two:
I
don't know. From Douglas Adams' series _The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_ in which 42 is
the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything.
Example: Bryon: Lauryn, what time is your
mom getting home?
Lauryn: Forty-two.
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fortyleven:
Originally
Forty-Eleven. A number to use when one doesn't
want to provide a specific figure.
Example: Sorry I'm late. My boss made me
run off, like, fortyleven copies at the last
minute.
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forumoron:
Someone
stupid who spends too much time with message
boards.
Example: I'm a forumoron and I'm proud of
it!
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forward:
Arrogant,
unkind.
Example: That guy cut me off just now. How
very forward of him.
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forward:
What
was previously meant by the direction straight
(rampant in Renaissance Faire circles)
Example: There is no such thing as
straight--only ever so gaily forward.
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Fosl:
an
acronymic word meaning Fear of speed limit
Example: I would of been here on time but
I got behind a fosl on the narrow road
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fossa:
Fossil.
Arkansas pronunciation.
Unknown cattle rancher: If animals weren't made
to be eaten, why are they made out of meat?
20020710, Neal Boortz Show.
Example: Not only do they have diamonds at
Murfrrrsboro, they also have fossas.
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fossa:
Synonymous
with the noun ditch, derived from Latin (1st
declension).
Example: That drunken idiot? He fell in
that fossa there and broke his arm.
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fossil-burner:
A
car, especially one that is old, large,
inefficient, and over-powered for the purposes
for which it is used.
Example: At 4 o'clock, the street outside
the school is lined with mothers in
fossil-burners.
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Fossmaster:
A
person who is very good at flaunting wealth.
Overly stylish or expensive in taste. Fossy.
Example: Referring to a lady wearing furs,
walking two French Poodles:
That new Beaufont hairstyle makes Gigi look like
even more of a fossmaster.
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founch:
To
fidget and annoy.
Example: Sam, quit founching your sister.
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fountaining:
To
jump into fountain and get wet.
Example: On my vacation to Finland, I
fountained in Helsinki. {Young children who
elevate a hose to about 45 degrees to create a
fountainlike effect have been known to say, I'm a
fountain.
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four-banger:
Also
two-banger. A conventionally aspirated automobile
(i.e., a car without fuel injection).
Example: Almost all American cars
manufactured in the 1960s are four-bangers or
two-bangers.
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four-o-four
(404): Taken
from the web's Not Found error number, this handy
number can be used to describe a stooopid person
or anything misplaced or forgotten.
Example: Don't date him--he's 404! or
Where the 404 are my keys? or Damn, I 404ed last
night.
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four-oh-find:
A
dynamic website development technique that uses
404 errors (page not found) to instigate searches
in that website's content or database.
Example: I couldn't remember the
definition for 5 by 5, but pseudodictionary's
four-oh-find technology let me just type
www.pseudododictionary.com/5 by 5 into my
browser!
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four-oh-foreplay:
Wasting
time, especially in a verbal exchange with the
clueless
Example: I asked him how it happened, but
all I got was a bunch of four-oh-foreplay.
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four-one-one:
info
Example: what's the four-one-one on that
girl?
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four-seven-tennis:
The
game you play when browsing the pseudodictionary
letter by letter to get back to the middle of the
Ms, Ts, etc. by clicking on 4 7 10.
Example: I hate to check my inbox at work
because I lose my place and hafta play
four-seven-tennis again.
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Fourbucks:
Slang
for Starbucks coffee houses--since they tend to
be a little more pricey than the usual cup o'
joe.
Example: I really like the coffee from
Fourbucks.
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fourteen-four:
To
move very slowly. Refers to a 14.4 kbps modem.
Example: I couldn't get my daughter out of
bed and off to school this morning; she was
really fourteen-fouring.
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fourve:
It's
more than four and less than five
Example: That house is fourve stories high
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frab(s):
Any
infestious vermin that invokes an itching
sensation.
Example: Gosh dern frabs just won't go
away.
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Frag:
Kill,
in computer gaming.
Example: Q3 session: Why are you chasing
him? Ans: He fragged me, the bastard!
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frag:
To
throw a hand grenade (fragmentation grenade)
Example: If he doesn't stop singing, I'm
gonna frag him.
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fraggaholic:
Anyone
that plays first person shooters more than 8
hours a day.
Example: Jim, you are a fraggaholic.
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framazol:
A
poor or bad item.
A second-rate person.
Example: It's a framazol leash.
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franglais:
A
combination of French and English words and
grammar. Often used when an English-speaker is
trying to speak French and doesn't know a French
word needed to complete the sentence. Or, using
English sentence structure when composing a
sentence in French..
Example: Her French failed her, so she
resorted to franglais.
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Frank:
Term
used when an actor or actress looks exactly like
a better or more famous actor or actress. It
comes from a lot of lesser-known siblings being
named Frank, most notably Frank Stallone and
Frank Shamrock. NOTE : This does not apply to
special cases such as Nick Nolte / Gary Busey
because they are the same person. See Niarcky
Buolstey. Term can also be used for things other
than thespians, but works best when used with an
easily recognizable last name.
Example: GOOD : She looks like Frank
Pinkett Smith. Oakland. Man that's like San
FRANKcisco. Who is this guy, Frank Malkovich? BAD
: That girl looks like Frank Roberts. (Referring
to a Julia Roberts look-a-like.)
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frank
you berry mush: A
cute way of saying Thank you very much.
Example: Lauryn: I like your shirt, Nicky.
Nicky: Frank you berry mush.
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Frankenboobies:
Breasts
that have been surgically enhanced, usually
enlarged.
Example: Any breasts that round are
full-on Frankenboobies.
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frankenstein:
(v)
To put something together from many different
parts in a way that is not altogether natural.
(n) Something put together from many parts in a
way that is not altogether natural.
Example: My mom wanted a computer so I
built her a frankenstein from parts I had lying
around.
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Frankinsense:
The
ability to offer a gift to a child, generally the
son of someone more powerful than you,
that makes you look wise.
Example: Say what you will about Doug, but
that guy's got frankinsense.
He just gave the boss's son the 26-volume set of
the _Complete Works of Mark Twain_.
And--guess what?--he's been promoted.
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franks:
Pistachios.
No, it's not a brand name.
Example: I like franks. I don't like
having to de-shell them, though; it gets tiring.
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frap:
Expletive.
For frustration, surprise, disdain--generally for
negative feelings.
As a modifier, What the frap is he doing?
Example: Oh, frap! My foot is caught in
the escalator.
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Frapulent:
Adj,
one who is easily coerced out of their scruples.
Example: Although highly religious, the
frapulent girl at the bar went home with John
that night.
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frassem:
A
family swear word directed at ill-behaved or
angry children, from the cartoon dog Muttly
onLaugh-a-Lympics. May be used with the prefix
rassem in especially trying moments.
Example: You little frassem! I told you
not to put the cat in the oven.
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fratal:
Aan
incident that is sure to result in a broken bone
or minor injury. Based on fatal.
Example: As fast as he was skiing when he
fell, I'm surprised his accident wasn't fratal.
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Frazzin':
Something
extremely cool.
Example: I.E. Her outfit was frazzin.
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freak-tard:
Someone
so bizarre that it becomes idiotically funny.
Example: Look at freak-tard stuffing fries
up his nose.
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freakalicious:
To
get your nasty groove on.
Example: I met this girl, we got drunk,
went back to my house and got freakalicious.
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freakazoid:
Extremely
bizarre individual who has some strange behavior
patterns.
Example: My boss is a freakazoid with
definite limited insight.
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Freals:
Combining
the words for and reals. Usually said in
disbelief in response to what someone has said.
Example: When Shawn told me that his
brother talked about me often, my response was
Freals?!
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FRED:
Fucking
Ridiculous Electronic Device.
Example: Some think that PDAs are nothing
more than FREDs.
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freddy:
A
hippie term for Forest Service and ATF employees.
Example: Get ready for trouble. Here come
the freddys.
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free
gift: I
have seen this at promotions, such as grand
openings, or special sales--are gifts sometimes
not free?
Example: At the grand opening of our new
Target Store on their billboard: Come in and pick
up your free gift.
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freeballin':
When
a guy wears shorts without any boxers or briefs,
he's freeballin'.
Example: He was in a much better mood
because he was freeballin'.
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freeballing:
Not
wearing underpants.
Example: It's too hot today, so I'm
freeballing it.
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freebies:
Items
and services you can get for free - especially on
the Web.
Example: I spent all evening surfing the
Web for freebies.
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freeday:
The
as-yet nonexistent mid-June long weekend in
Canada.
Example: We'll go there next freeday,
honey. I promise.
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freefills:
A
free refill
Example: At Taco Bell, frefills are
allowed.
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freen:
Cool,
exciting, enjoyable
Example: This whole day has been freen.
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freenie:
The
annoying little black flecks of soot that appear
when one burns a piece of plastic--or any
annoying little fleck in your coffee, tea, or
whatever.
Example: I set my model car on fire, and
nearly choked on all the freenies. OR That's the
last time I go to Starbucks. My latte was
swimming with freenies.
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freezation:
A
state of suffering of the human body caused by
insufficient protection against cold
temperatures.
Example: Please lend me your jacket. I'm
dying of freezation.
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freezinasscold:
Chilly,
brisk, cool in temperature.
Often used as an exaggeration of the actual
situation.
Must be pronounced as one word.
Example: Can we turn the heat up? It's
freezinasscold in here!
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freezone:
The
age during which women can rely on strange men to
buy their cocktails for them:
the years between the legal drinking age and the
time when her looks fail.
Example: My sister learned to drink in the
freezone.
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Fregs:
The
last few french fries that have fallen out of
their fry box and are burried at the bottom of
the fast food bag.
Example: These new see-through fast food
bags guarantee you won't throw away any fregs.
Add up all the fregs thrown away each year and
you'd have enough fries to feed Manhattan.
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Frenz
or Friends: The
little droplets of backwash that you always get
in the rim of a pop can when you drink pop.
Usually used when sharing a pop, when you don't
want to drink somebody else's. Can be removed by
intense sucking.
Example: A. Here, you can have the rest of
my Coke. B: Get rid of your frenz first. A:Sorry.
(slurp) B: That's better. Now hand it to me.
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fresh
out: Lacking
possession. In contrast to the simpler out, fresh
out need not apply to a collection.
Example: Q: Do you have a light? Q: Can I
borrow a buck? Q:Do you know how to get to the
IHOP?
A: Sorry, I'm fresh out.
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Fresh-up:
To
look nice with your clothes neatly pressed
Example: Since John got his new job he
really looks fresh-up.
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Fresh-up:
To
wing it, or otherwise come up with something out
of nothing. Often sarcastic.
Example: No, I don't have my paper done,
but I think I can fresh-up something by this
afternoon.
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freshie:
A
new cold beverage.
Example: My drink is all gone, I need a
freshie.
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fretwork:
The
extra work that goes into producing a news story,
designed to make it that bit more worrying.
Example: Every writer who got hold of the
story added a little fretwork of her own.
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freudulent:
C0mbination
of Freud and fraudulent.
The use of only marginally understood
psychobabble--as applied by Oprah or anyone else
with insufficient knowledge or understanding of
psychology.
Example: On what am I basing my opinion?
Oprah, of course--plus a couple of fredulent
articles in _Psychology Today_.
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freusty:
Can
carry the same meaning as any of these words:
crazy, weird, frisky, etc.
Example: You have too much sugar again?
You're actin' hella freusty.
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frgnc:
stands
for fragrance
Example: frgnc of this deo is nice
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fribble:
Miscellaneous
stuff, sometimes important (that's my tax fribble
piled up over there), sometimes not (how'd all
this leaf fribble get all over the windshield?).
Example: You have twenty-four hours to get
all your fribble out of my basement before I toss
it into the street.
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Fribble-Grommet:
An
imaginary item. (A widget before it became a
programming term).
Example: The inventory system will track
all of the widgets and fribble-grommets that come
into the warehouse
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fricken:
Another
way of saying FU--ing when its inappropriate to
do so
Example: Hey grandma that was fricken good
pie
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Frickin':
Used
as an adjetive to describe something that is not
what it should be, or for something that is not
doing what it should.
Example: The frickin' matches got wet and
therefore would not start the fire.
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frickle(s):
When
pulling very dry clothes apart after being in a
dryer,
it's the static that makes the noise and holds
the items together--especially wool from
polyester.
Example: My socks have frickles.
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frictal:
Friction
or ill will between colleagues in the workplace.
Example: The dynamics between Joe and Bob
have been frictal ever since Bob took
credit for Joe's work and got promoted .
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fridge:
Same
as brick: an outlandishly large cell phone. Used
mainly by European teenagers.
Example: My mom bought me a new phone. It
was a fridge. Embarrassing.
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fridgichondria:
The
dynamic that makes your wife orgirlfriend believe
that she needs a down comforter, flannel sheets,
and an electric blanket when the room temperature
is 80 degrees F.
Example: My girlfriend's fridgichondria
was so bad last night I thought I was going to
spontaneously combust by dawn.
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fried:
A
bad state for state for your brain to be in.
E.g., not been able to comprehend anything.
Example: That lecturer fried my brain.
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friend,
friendly: Used
in Ireland as an umbrella term for all that is
good in life.
Example: Greeting: How the friend(ly) are
ya!
Question: Who wants a friend (drink, chocolate
etc)?
Adjective: Yer one is pretty friendly (sexy).
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friends:
Boogers,
but more discreet.
Example: Do I have any friends?
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friends:
Cigarettes.
Example: Ed: Do you have any friends?
Ted: No, but Bill does.
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friendscape:
The
an everchanging circle of aquaintances you spend
the most time with and trust the most
Example: Upon arriving in a new town, you
should expect your friendscape to change.
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Friendship
date: When
two people want to date each other but are
already in commited relationships
with other people.
Example: John and Jenny went on a
friendship date while John's wife was in labor.
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friendsy:
To
act like or be like friends. Friendly, chummy.
Example: I thought Bruce and Ken hated
each other. Why are they being so friendsy?
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frigamarole:
Like
rigamarole, only more so.
Example: Sorting through the laundry
basket for a clean pair of socks again--same old
frigamarole.
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friggin':
alternative
for f--king
Example: You friggin' liar! Tell me the
truth, dammit!
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frijater:
A
two year old's version of refrigerator.
Example: Put the milk in the frijater.
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Frildo:
For
real, though.
Example: Man: It sure is cold outside.
Woman: Frildo.
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frill:
For
real.
Example: Liz, Justin just asked me out!
Frill? Frill!
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frillover:
I
hope this doesn't break any of the guidelines--it
was coined by a friend of mine in Germany,
where lots of people are militantly eco-friendly
and make a statement by wearing alternative style
clothes.
We thought the pullovers a lot of these eager
young men wore looked like something their
mothers or
grandmothers had knitted, which went loose and
baggy round the bottom when washed--hence looking
frilly.
From this came frillover to describe someone who
is rather green, possibly vegetarian, and a bit
of a dreamer.
Example: Don't use plastic cups at the
seminar, some of the frillovers might not like
it.
We should buy cups that we can wash up or use
paper ones that we can recycle.
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frindle:
Pen
Example: Can I borrow a frindle?
In wide use in southeastern Bay Area.
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Frink
Factor: How
many Professor Frink appearances orquotes there
are in a Simpsons episode, if any.
Example: Did you see that new Simpsons
episode last night? The Frink Factor was
extremely high.
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frinky:
Hybrid
of freaky and funky. Quite cool, but a little
strange--frinky.
Example: Your eyes shoot sparks? Frinky!
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friplot:
A
noun used to describe the last piece of toilet
paper that is partially glued to the roll,
and has no useful purpose.
Example: There is nothing worse than
finding out that the friplot is all that's left
when you're in the restroom.
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frisbeetarianism:
the
belief that when you die, your soul goes up on
the roof and gets stuck
Example:
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frisbeetarianism:
the
belief that when you die, your soul goes up on
the roof and gets stuck
Example:
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friskle:
Cross
between frisky and tickle. It's kind of like what
a puppy does when it's excited to see you.
Example: A. Dolphins swam and friskled in
the water.
B. John saw his girl Jane and was so excited to
see her that he tackled and friskled her.
C. Zsa-Zsa's cat friskled around her legs and
purred.
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Frittle:
Weary;
fatigued; buggered.
Example: I'm all frittled out.
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frivvering:
Freezing+shivering.
Shivering from the cold
Example: It is so cold and windy, I'm
frivvering.
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fro-yo:
Frozen
yogurt shop.
Example: There's hella peeps down at the
fro-yo.
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frob:
an
unsepcified physical object, generally small.
synonymous with widget. also a verb, genearlly
any action performed on a frob can be considered
frobbing the object.
Example: (noun) It has a frob for
controlling the pressure. (verb) I need to frob
the volume knob - it's too quiet in here.
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frobnicate:
1.
To munge; to process in an unspecified but
vaguely complicated way.
2. To screw up in a particularly convoluted or
elegant manner.
See also: Frobnicator
Example: I'm not sure how that program
works; all I know is it frobnicates whatever you
type in so you can't read it anymore.
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Frog-kisser:
A
childishly hopeful dreamer.
Example: John Lennon was nothing but a
frog-kisser.
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frognadian:
Descriptive
term for those people who live in Canada who
can't decide whether they want to be
French or Canadian.
These are the people who force all the signs in
the city of Montreal and the Province of Quebec
to be printed in both French and English.
Example: If you need to know how to
pronounce fleur de lis or menage a trois, go ask
Maurice; he's frognadian.
Q. Who's going to the Stanley Cup playoffs this
year?
A. Probably not the Montreal Frognadians.
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Frogophobia:
1.
Fear of amphibians, mostly frogs.
2. Fear of being hit very hard in the arm;
frogged.
Example: Her frogophobia is ridiculous.
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frohawk:
A
mohawk hairdo composed of nappy, curly hair.
Example: Adam, you need to clip off that
frohawk. It makes you look like Jack Osbourne.
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Froke:
The
past tense of 'freak'.
Example: I really froke out when I saw the
exam.
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froke/froked:
This
is an odd conjugation of freak I came up with,
and seems to be rubbing off on people who hear me
use it.
Example: When his girlfriend broke up with
him, he froked out. When she broke up with me, I
froke out
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Frollet:
A
cross between a mullet and an Afro. Looks like a
big ball of hair.
Example: Geez, Chad's frollet is enormous.
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from
Hoy: Out
of it, not knowing where you are, being
absent-minded or ignorant
Example: I can't seem to remember where I
left the remote. I'm from Hoy today.
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fromage
coupage: From
the French; to cover large objects in slices of
cheese and try to pass it off as art.
Example: Eduardo's extensive fromage
coupage works are pure genius.
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fromalicious:
A
cute guy or girl, with a fro.
Example: That guy is fromalicious.
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fromie:
A
homie (friend) with a fro!
Example: Oh yeah, he's my fromie.
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frond:
Writing
or talking a lot about something while you could
summarize it all in a few words.
Example: I fronded a whole essay about
some Shakespeare play when all I know is the name
of some characters and the main plot.
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frong:
so
digusting or horrifying that it is unspeakably
wrong, in fact, it is beyond mere wrongness
Example: Did you hear that kid in the
booth behind us? He was talking to his plastic
toy zebra, and he said you can be my girlfriend!
That is so frong.
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fronsis:
A
person you do not know.
Example: I stopped by that park, but it
was just a bunch of fronsises so I left.
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front/
fronting: : -
to act false. To put up a appearance of being one
way when you're another. Basically Lying. don't
be fronting!
Example:
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frontass:
a
girl's gut
Example: Look at that chick's frontass.
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frontload:
1.
As opposed to download, where information is
received and stored for later use, the frontload
does not have a cache.
It requires full and immediate attention, but
once the desired goal has been reached is almost
completely dropped from consciousness, leaving
only a shell that allows for a hazy remembrance
of your past interest.
May be used to describe short-term relationships
and my father’s hobbies which have included
but in no way are limited to leather tooling,
archery, bartending, masonry, and culinary
school.
2. A short hot but doomed relationship
Example: Ramona, it’s not that we
won’t see each other any more.
It’s just that I frontloaded our
relationship and every day I come one day closer
to forgetting who you were.
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frood:
A
really amazingly together guy or girl. Originates
form The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
Example: That's my friend Nic, she's a
real frood.
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froody:
Meaning
everything is fine.
Example: Don't worry. It's froody.
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froofy:
Describes
people who are pushovers.
Example: John thought to himself, Chris is
awfully froofy for a guy. He cries over broken
nails. He's not tough at all.
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frooky:
To
feel both freaky and spooky at the same time.
Example: Your last girlfriend was really
frooky.
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froom:
The
small amount of air next to your vital parts that
makes objects whizzing past dangerously close go
froommm in warning.
Example: That rock nearly got me in the
ear, but luckily I heard the froom and ducked!
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froom:
Taste
like the smell of.
Example: This juice frooms freshly cut
grass.
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froop:
an
exclamation of displaced enthusiasm.
Example: oh boy! can we go to pita pit??
we can't? oh froop.
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Froopy:
Relaxed,
cool, positive, agreeable. Usage similar to
groovy. Derives from Hoopy and Frood as coined in
the Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Example: I really like that new shirt;
very froopy!
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frop,
fropping: Stray
french fries found at the bottom of a take-out
bag after divvying out large orders of fast food.
Froppies are usually in high demand and are the
cause of many sibling wars.
Example: Dibs on the froppies!
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Frorority:
Cross
between a sorority and a fraternity.
Example: Sam, the crossdresser, belongs to
a frorority at college.
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froshmores:
freshmen
and sophomores all bunched together.
Example: Freshmen, sophomores, who can
tell the difference? They are all froshmores to
me.
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Frost:
To
encrypt a single stage of a multi-stage network
connection,
especially between an end user and a proxy
server.
Example: I don't trust my ISP, so I have
my proxy server frost my connection to the web.
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frostback:
A
Canadian working in the USA.
Example: We've got a frostback from
Toronto for two weeks to help code the site.
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frosted
flake: a
teenage girl who's freezing in a tank top and
short shorts and can't stop hugging herself
Example:
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frosty:
Alert,
ready for action, calm, cool-headed.
Example: As used in the film _Aliens_,
There's a lot of activity down there, so I want
everyone to stay frosty.
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frotee:
What
happens when someone with really curly hair tries
to grow a goatee.
Example: Check out Cameron's frotee. He
needs to shave it off.
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fround:
From
around.
Example: I don't know who he is. He's not
fround here. Maybe he's from Clinton?
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froze-inated:
freezing
Example: Burr...I'm nearly froze-inated,
cause it's so cold out here!
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frozen:
Way
beyond cool. So cool it's frozen. Awesome.
Example: Their new CD is seriously frozen.
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frubie:
A
person who is amusing in an unsual or inventive
fashion.
Example: Carrot Top is my favorite frubie.
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frugalitious:
Small
but very tasty
Example: Mmm...that Kylie Minogue is
frugalitious.
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fruitbooter:
An
inline skater, especially the extreme sub-breed.
Example: Those fruitbooters think they are
just so cool.
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fruited:
Used
to refer Fig Newtons in particular, and can be
used in a multitude of ways.
Example: A cookie is just flour,
shortening, sugar, butter, vanilla, etc.; but Fig
Newtons are fruited cake. Heavenly.
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Frump:
To
hit someone over the head with a foam bat or
racket.
Example: I took up my foam frumping bat,
and frumped him silly.
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frumple:
To
get angry. Paticulairely at people who don't get
the point, or try to get in your way on purpose.
Example: Even after I explained the joke
to her, she didn't get it. It makes me frumple
when people are that dense.
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Frunge:
To
frunge is to give someone a massage to the back
of the neck/base of the head.
Example: I need a good frunge.
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Frupsday:
The
imaginary day that comes between Saturday and
Sunday, used when dealing with long school
vacations. Also the day when you didn't have
school yesterday and you don't tomorrow.
Example: There are a ton of Frupsdays
during summer vacation.
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frusperation:
The
feeling one has when one is arguing with a
partner, and she cannot see that you are right.
Example: He felt intense frusperation
while she was screaming her point across.
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frust:
When
you sweep, its the line of stuff that always ends
up at the lip of the dustpan and which eventually
backs you up against the wall as you try to sweep
it up.
Example: Hey, wet a napkin so i can wipe
up the frust.
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frusto:
(adj)
A very agressive form of frustration, combining
of frustrated and aggro.
Example: I worked on that paper all night,
and my roommate saved over the file.... I'm so
frusto, I could strangle him!
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Frustramatrated:
A
frustratory pronounciation of frustrated, usually
in extreme conditions.
Commonly in anger.
Example: This is making me so
frustramatrated.
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frustranswer:
Frustration+answer.
When you are given a complicated and obtuse
question, you get so frustrated finding a logical
and good answer, you put down anything just get
it over with.
Example: I completly frustranswered my
science worksheet.
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Frustratory:
Causing
frustration.
Example: Homework is so frustratory.
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frusty:
Feeling
slightly frustrated and flustered, yet majorly
annoyed at the same time.
Example: I am so frusty after spending an
extra 30 minutes in traffic today.
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fsck:
syn.
the other f-word. orig. UNIX (file system check).
Popular with hackers and geeks generally,
particularly those connected with Linux.
Example: fscking hell! I just vaporized
this week's sales report!
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FTMP:
For
the most part.
Example: FTMP this abbreviation is
unknown.
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fu:
Suffix-like
word attached to any of several words, indicating
the force thereof.
Example: Godzilla attacked them with major
giant lizard fu.
That jerk got to backtalkin' me, so I had to pull
out some major size-12 boot fu.
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fu-fu
& fee-fee: Used
in place of words that don't come to mind
immediately.
Example: Take that fu-fu over there and
place it on the fee-fee.
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FUBAR:
Fucked
Up Beyond All Repair, Fucked Up Beyond All
Recognition.
Example: Technition to office manager: I
checked over your printer thouroughly.
Eighty-three percent of all the parts are either
broken or worn out. It's totally FUBAR.
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fubu:
Loser,
jerk, etc.
Example: Good on ya, fubu.
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fuck-all:
Function:
Noun
Defintion: Nothing.
Example: I have fuck-all to do today, so,
I'm going to watch something on T.V.
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fucking
up the math: A
person, system or root cause that is at fault,
causing errors, or making mistakes leading to
data loss or the generation of spurious data.
(lex.) Originally seen c. 1990 during a jam
session of the rock band Chim Chim, where
sometime vocalist Neil Walls was heard to utter:
Sitting in a dark room
Sitting on my ass
Watching TV
Sitting in a dark room
FUCKING UP THE MATH!
It was later determined that the last lyric was
supposed to be fucking up the Man, but it
appeared the tape recording machine used that
day, or maybe the piece of media, was fucking up
the math.
Example: Do you think it's the X-130
switches that are causing the data loss in this
scenario, or the RJI cards?
Well, Juan's most recent and rigorous battery of
fmd5 analysis would lead us to believe that the
X21-12 tape drives are fucking up the math.
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fucupidness:
Fucupidness
refers to the level that a noun is fuc'ed up.
For example, Charlie Manson has a high degree of
fucupidness.
Example: His fucupidness was the only
barrier to his career as a janitor.
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fud:
it's
just food, pronounced fudd.
Example:
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fuddle-duddle:
The
result of a marshmallow in the microwave set at
high for 5 minutes.
Example: Whoa! What a fuddle-duddle!
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Fudge:
Like
the F-word
Example: Man , this is fudged up right
here.
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Fudge-head:
What
you have first thing in the morning. Foggy
feeling.
Example: Rubbing eyes, Uggg.....I got
fudge-head this mornin'
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fudge-nugget:
Used
to express dissatisfaction or annoyance.
Example: Ahh, fudge-nugget. I forgot my
pencil.
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FudgeFactor:
The
answer you wanted divided by the answer you
actually got (especially as applied to
engineering data).
Example: What's the Fudge Factor for this
cost estimate for cubic feet of concrete?
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Fudgemuc:
Chocolate
that tastes horrible.
Example: That tasted fudgemuc.
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fudgie:
(see
citidiots)Tourists that travel to Northern
Michigan every weekend for tourist activities
(and fudge).
Example: Town will be packed this weekend
with all the fudgies up here.
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fudlicecreem:
the
thin bit of ice cream left on the lid of the
container and always seems to taste the best.
Example: dibs on the fudlicecreem.
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fugazy
(Foo-gay-zee): When
something or someone is a fake.
Example: I thought he was my friend but he
was just fugazy
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fuggedaboudit:
Forget
about it.
Example: Fuggedaboudit. You don't stand a
chance
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fuggered:
An
amalgamation of fuck and buggered.
Example: I'm fuggered after all that work.
OR I'm completely fuggered.
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fuggle:
Very
large number, usually more than 1,000.
Example: I fuggle-dare you! Timothy
exclaimed to John as the crowd gasped.
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fugharwie:
(Same
as fugawi from Johnny Carson's version of _The
Tonight Show_, from the 60s or 70s.)
Used when you have no idea where you are.
Example: Where the fugharwie?
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fugly:
Fucking
ugly. Epitome of ugliness.
Example: Her ass might be nice, but, damn,
her face is fugly.
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Fugly:
When
someone is so unattractive that their appearance
creates a rift in space-time, vastly exceeding
notions of linearity, temporality, and memory,
they become Futuristically Ugly, or Fugly
Example: Man did you see that fugly kid?
Did I ever! He was so fugly I'll be seeing that
face for years to come!
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fulfilling
your destiny: referring
to people who dye their hair blonde
Example: You dye your hair blonde? You
must be fulfilling your destiny.
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fullet:
Female
Mullet. The female version of the horrendous hair
style involving short sides and a long back.
Favoured by female truck drivers.
Example: Oh, my God! What a minger! That's
nothing, did you see that fullet?
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fully:
In
total agrrement. Yes.
Example: Hey, do you think we'll win
tonight? Fully.
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fumblepindle:
Describes
the 30-second long re-plugging action that
follows accidentally
pulling out the headphones from your PC when
playing loud music at work in
a full and deathly quiet office.
Example: He knew the boss was standing
right behind him and that made him fumblepindle
even more.
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funch:
To
flip your pillow over in the middle of the night
to reveal the cold side.
Example:
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funcraptic:
So
stupid or dumb, that it is instantaneously funny.
Example: That joke about the yogurt was
funcraptic.
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fundage:
Money.
Example: We're gonna have to go soon. I'm
running low on fundage.
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Fundage:
Current
availibility of money that can be spent on
non-useful things, like books or going out to
dinner.
Example: I don't think I have enough
fundage to go to Red Lobster. Let's go to Taco
Bell. You get more for your money there.
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funderful:
1. A
feeling or description of child-like euphroria.
2. Describing an act, place or emotion that is
the mostest.
Example: 1. You are so funderful.
2. That sounds funderfully delicious.
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funderwear:
Not
the basic whites you wear under your office
clothes, but the more unusual and daring numbers
you wear on special occasions when you 're hoping
someone else may get the chance to see them.
Example: We're going out dancing tonight,
so you better wear your funderwear.
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fundoo:
Fun-loving.
Example: Rohit is really fundoo guy.
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funemployment:
The
practice of actually enjoying one's unemployment.
Example: You lost your job? Let me be the
first to welcome you to the wonderful world of
funemployment.
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fungry:
A
conglomerate of fucking and hungry. Fungry is an
extreme form of hunger; usually the result of
skipping breakfast and sitting through a three
hour class or meeting.
Example: I can't remember the last time I
was this fungry!
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funkadillic:
Bad.
Example: The ice cream tasted funkadillic
because it was over two years old.
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funkafied:
Used
to describe something or someone that has become
incredibly cool and funky.
Example: A: Hey, check out this new.... B:
Oh, wow, that's funkafied!
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funkalicious:
Something
that is very kewl, funky, awesome, and in a
sense, delicious.
Example: That is quite a pair of
funkalicious pleather pants you are wearing
today.
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funkitated:
1.
Untruthful. 2. Disorder or disorganization. 3. A
displeasing sensory experience.
Example: That is funkitated. Don't ever
say you made up the word funkitated. We know Dana
made up the word.
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funkovitch:
Extremely
weird, odd, or out of place.
Example: What's Nader doing speaking at
the Republican Convention? That's funkovitch.
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funktified:
That
which has become cool or of a funk state.
Example: That broken keyboard is fixed;
it's been funktified.
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funktillion:
A
sarcastically huge amount, in mathematical terms
infinity factorial.
Example: I just spent about a funktillion
bucks getting my car fixed.
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funkworthy:
awesome,
cool, held in high reguard.
Example: I've just come back from
Amsterdam. Boy was it funkworthy.
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funky:
1.
Cool in an odd or quirky way. 2. Rotten or rancid
in an odd way.
Example: 1. These home-made trombones make
a realy funky sound. 2. That green cheese made my
stomach feel funky.
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funky
chicken: Cool,
great, awesome.
Example: I have only two words to describe
that movie, funky chicken.
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funna:
A
midwest adaptation of finna.
Example: Yo, I'm funna leave. Peace e-z.
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funnabagos:
Female
breasts.
Example: Look at those funnabagos.
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funnalize:
To
make an event or an action more fun.
Example: Let's order pizza. That should
really funnalize watching the movie.
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funner,
funnest: Fun,
funner, funnest: fun, more fun, most fun.
Example: Let's hit the water slide. It's
funner than the pool.
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funnest:
Most
fun.
Example: 14 is the funnest age to be.
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funny
factor: simply
the main reason for doing something otherwise
seen as uncool.
Example: Let's go see _Harry Potter_, just
for the funny factor.
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funt:
The
middle section (where it gets skinny) of an
hourglass.
Example: The funt is blocked and the sand
cannot get through.
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funt,
funted, funting: The
skill used and the process of HUNTING for FUNDS.
Example: I have to funt before the
proposal is submitted.
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funtabulistic:
Amazingly
fun and fantastic and fabulous--with a bullet.
Example: Wow, that show was the best ever,
definitely funtabulistic.
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funted:
Used
to work once, but is now completely broken beyond
repair (generally for no apparent reason).
Example: Q: Why isn't the server working?
A: No idea. It's completely funted.
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funusual:
An
unexpected goodtime while doing a not so fun
thing.
Example: My trip to the dentist was
funusual because she was such comedian
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fur:
Stupid
Example: Don't be fur.
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furbelicious:
Used
to describe a beautiful animal, being very furry
and also very gorgeous.
Example: My fluffy cat is Ms. Furbelicious
personified.
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Furn:
The
verb of hitting someone to the point of bleeding
with garden furniture.
Example: I was going to furn him but he
never showed up.
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furnidents:
The
indentations left in the carpet after moving
furniture.
Example: We knew that we put the couch
back in the exact same spot because we positioned
its feet in the original furnidents.
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furnitureortheTV:
used
when someone is being unclear about what they are
asking for.
Example: I'm confused. Do you want to buy
the furnitureortheTV?
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Furry:
Furry
\furree\ (pl furries) noun: 1. A creature with
form, anatomy, or expressed characteristics or
traits of both humans and animals.
Example: I am a Furry.
The Furry sub-culture is extremely diverse.
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fussass:
pronounced
as fuss-arse. means that someone is particularly
fussy in their behaviours and work habits.
Example: Cathy is a fussass, because she
likes to maintain a high standard of work.
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fussiness:
A
business run by a fussy person.
Example: The museum was a bad fussiness,
so you never knew what to expect each day except
trouble.
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fussivity:
state
of affairs in which people fuss constantly
Example: We were all in a state of
fussivity during the holiday.
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Fusstrated:
Being
exasperated over an extended chaotic situation,
usually stemming from too much fussing about
nothing. Fuss + frustrated
Example: I was so fusstrated at my kids
that I gave in and let them have their way.
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fustercluck:
IT
world variant of clusterfuck. A situation that
has deteriorated beyond the point of any possible
rescue.
Example: This project is a fustercluck.
I'm going home.
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fustulate:
To
worry without need; to work yourself up over
nothing.
Example: It's just a test --don't
fustulate.
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fusty:
Being
difficult; usually the result of hunger or lack
of sleep. Related to fussy.
Usually accompanied by wiggling, foot-stamping,
whining, or making a wincing rat-face.
Example: I know you're hungry, so stop
being fusty and pick a restaurant already.
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futility
room: Any
room in the house that is always messy and out of
control
Example: That tool you are looking for?
Possibly in the futility room ?
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futz:
To
tinker, manipulate, and modify in small ways.
A pejorative term applied to manipulations that
are a pain to do and really screw things up.
Example: That stupid IT guy futzed with my
machine and now it loses all my files.
I'm done futzing with this project.
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fuzy:
A
member of the Italian Mafia, attempting to
integrate into Irish culture--achieved by giving
children traditional Irish names, the result
being names such as Seán Di Fusco.
Example: Tony Soprano moved to Ireland. He
called his first child Aongheas; so, Tony Soprano
is a fuzy.
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fuzz:
1920s+
for police.
Example: Run, it's the fuzz!
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fuzzified:
Angered,
enraged. That is, the act of becoming of or like
Fuzz, who was once the angriest reptile alive.
In memory of Fuzz the gecko.
Example: Can you believe this? That makes
me totaly fuzzified.
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fuzzpuddle:
Hair
ball.
Example: The cat just vomited a
fuzzpuddle.
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FUZZY:
A
pleasant and catchy replacement for the f-word as
popularized by the Disney cartoon character
Pepper-Ann Pierson. It is also popular amongst
overworked 911 dispatchers.
Example: Example: What the fuzzy is that
substance leaking from that body bag??
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fuzzy
head: Any
animal with fur, usually a pet.
Example: When I get home, the fuzzy heads
greet me at the door. Heard it on 'The
Animaniacs.
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fwang:
Unpleasant
odor, usually assoicated with a person or food
item.
Example: Bob forgot to shower and has a
fwang about him this morning.
My fish tacos have a bit of a fwang to them.
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fwank:
A
loud, percussive orchestral hit sample, used
annoyingly for no reason in 80s pop music.
The word is
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=onomatopoeic,
since the hits sound sort of
like fwank! Most notable examples of use: Owner
of a Lonely Heart by
Yes, and Unforgettable Fire by U2.
Example: 80s pop music can be dated by the
sheer number of fwanks used per song.
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fwinsies:
The
freezing winds that are let into your warm bed by
other persons when they move without taking
precautions to look after your warmth.
Example: As Jason gets out of bed and lets
in the freezing winds, I yell at him saying, If I
have told you once, I have told you a thousand
times! DONT LET THE FWINSIES IN!
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fynardus:
A
sophisticated way of referring to an argument
which neither opposing force is very enthusiastic
about.
Example: I told you, Cecil. Coffee with
one sugar spoon is quite enough to fill a chap
with energy. Let's not go through this little
fynardus again, agreed?
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fynglexia:
Typographical
errors made by switching two or more letters in a
word because you're trying to type at the speed
of thought during an instant message session.
Example: You know you have fynglexia when
your fingers do the walking like a drunk
staggering down a drak...err, dark, alley.
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