K:
When
used as a verb, to have a longing or desire for
something or someone. When used as a noun, a
person
or thing to be desired. Originates from Getting
one's K from bananas, K being potassium in this
case.
Example: Gee, Donald, I have been K-ing
that box of chocolates all day. Do you think I
could partake of one?
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k'i
(k'ive): Contraction
for can i? or can i have? Usually phrased as a
question.
Example: K'i go to the zoo? K'ive a donut,
Mommy?
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K-rad:
1000
points of rad, something most excellent.
The K for 1000 prefix can be used with almost any
word: K-cool, K-groovy....
Example: That's totally K-rad!
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k.o.:
To
fall asleep, comes from knock out.
Example: I'm working tommorow guys, I'm
gonna have to k.o.
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ka
kaw: An
exclamation of approval.
A friend of mine meant to say good call whilst
not sober and it came out as ka kaw.
Example: Mike: I think we should move this
little party of ours to a location more conducive
to male-female interaction.
Jay: Ka kaw.
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ka-ching
(or ca-ching): Onamatopoeia.
Sound a cash register makes. Used tfor something
worth a lot of money.
Example: Are you feelin' all ka-ching? (As
used on UPN's Dark Angel.)
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kabash:
Killed,
brought to and end, finished.
Example: The project was finally kabash,
and all were relieved.
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Kabillion:
A
number that goes beyond any countable number,
just to be dramatic about the sheer magnitude of
something.
Example: I would personally love to drive
a Jaguar, which is doable, seeing as it only
costs a kabillion dollars.
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Kablamo:
Kablamo
is basically used to respong positively to
something, to say that something is really good
or super cool or amazing or something like that.
Example: That band is so kablamo, you need
to check them out.
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kablingy:
Money,
usually a lot (see The Simpsons)
Example: What are you going to do with all
that kablingy?
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kaboofa:
(n)
Pronounced ka-boo-fah. Ne plus ultra: good
looking, sexy, suave, and erudite.
Example: Hey, Tom! Kaboofa!
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kabudge:
A
sound effect for (or the act of) smashing into
something.
Example: Did you see that guy get kabudged
by that Mack truck?
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kafuctous:
Chaotic,
out-of-control, FUBAR.
Example: The traffic on the 405 freeway
was kafuctous, so we took surface streets
instead.
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kafuffle:
Chaotic
situation; fuss; sometimes an argument.
Example: John's being 20 minutes late
caused a big kafuffle at home.
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kafwibbit:
A
general word for when you have nothing to say.
Example: Opa: Are you okay, Kitty?
Kitty: Kafwibbit.
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kagilliaton:
a
number so unimaginable
it has to be this word
Example: There must be a kagilliaton words
in the unabridged dictionary
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kahooga:
Extremely
babyish crying.
Example: She kahoogaed loud and long when
her dog died.
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Kai':
A
blending of the words of can and I.
Example: Kai' see the magazine after you?
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kajillion:
Large
amount; very many.
Example: I got a kajillion mosquito bites
at that party.
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kajunga:
Something
huge and really cool.
Example: That party was kajunga.
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kalendradee:
A
very stunning, well-spoken, talented woman who
has captured the hearts of many.
Example: He wishes to take his kalendradee
on a cruise.
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kamasensor:
mean
the heart,which is transforming romantic,weak
feelings into strong love sentiments.
Example: Your kamasensor is very sensible.
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kamasutraesque:
Anything
which is overly sexual. Anything too kinky.
Example: The erotic pictures on the wall
gave the room a kamasutraesque air.
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kamu:
Kiss
And Make Up, the general term for making amends
with someone.
Example: Nathan and Ryan got into a fight,
but they're best friends again now that they've
kamu.
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kamur:
Bore.
Example: Danny is a big kamur.
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kangakazi:
kangakazi
(n) - a kangaroo that waits until a passing
vehicle is guaranteed to hit it before attempting
to hop across the road.
Example: my car was attacked by a
kangakazi causing severe damage to the front end
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Kano:
When
a girl shoots a guy down, or puts him in the
friend zone, she is Kano. From Mortal Kombat,
where Kano's finishing move is to rip your heart
out.)
Example: 1. How'd it go with Jenny? 2. She
was Kano. Says she just wants to be friends with
me.
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kanushki:
Drat.
Example: Kanushki! How could anyone be so
harsh?
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kanutched:
tangled
Example: The fishing line was kanutched on
the bottom of the boat.
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karatesize:
Attacking
someone in a martial-arts-influenced manner.
Example: Stand back or I'll be forced to
karatesize you.
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Karmageddon:
It's
like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the
earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
(From the Washington Post Style Invitational,
1999)
Example: Chris is sure to bring about
Karmageddon, if nothing else.
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Karmatical:
Attribute
of something influenced by karma.
Example: He refrained from killing her for
karmatical reasons.
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karoshi:
Working
so hard you die of exhaustion.
Example: I feel sorry for Matt. Worked so
hard to make the deadline he had a heart attack.
Downright karoshi.
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Katie
Gun: A
figurative weapon used by holding two fingers
against ones head and pretending to pull the
trigger in a effort to end ones strife. Red heads
actually believe this works, lucky for them they
dont know what a real gun is made out of.
Example: I am under a lot of stress. So by
all means why dont you use a katie gun
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kattyangle:
opposite
angle to a kittycorner, going from one corner
diagnaly to another corner
Example: The stream goes kattyangle
through my property.
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katungus:
Ass.
Example: Getting an F in history is a real
pain in the katungus.
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Kaw-Tay:
Alien
species in Star Wars Universe to be Introduced in
Episode II
Example: Tiff here is a Kaw-Tay. Watch
out, he bites.
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kawaii:
Japanese
for cute. Used excessively by otaku to describe
things they find to be cute.
Example: My Ryo Ohki plushie is so kawaii!
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Kaycee:
Used
when someone has pulled a hoax on a large,
unsuspecting crowd. Why a Kaycee? A woman fooled
tons of people on the Internet by pretending to
be a young girl, Kaycee, who suffered from
leukemia. This went on for a long time. Finally,
Debbie killed Kaycee. People who felt they were
Kaycee's friends were really sad, but some of the
curious did a bit of digging and found out that
Kaycee never existed.
Example: A fellow calling himself
GeorgeousGuy hoaxed readers of an online list by
stalking himself and then posting sightings.
Someone reporting the GorgeousGuy story posted,
GorgeousGuy was really a Kaycee.
http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/8939
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Kazaam:
Very,
very etxremely ridiculously stupid.
Example: Ernie, that movie was kazaam.
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kazook:
Another
word for very, very cool.
Example: Me: We should go put on Cradle of
Filth, make nachos and snort coffee.
Claire: Kazook.
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keanu:
An
idiot. A simpleton.
Example: I met this guy last night. He was
a total keanu.
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keck:
Drumming
in an unorganized fashion (chiefly in drum and
bugle corps).
Kecking can take place on any available surface
including but not limited to:
a drum, a practice pad, a table top, the back of
a chair, your own knee, someone else's
head, a pot, the floor, a basketball hoop, the
ceiling of a bus, the floor of a bus, the bus
driver.
Example: Snares, quit kecking while the
horn line tunes.
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keefilicious:
Means
totally awesome, cool, or groovy.
Example: Going to that party was a
keefilicious idea.
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keeper
of the speed: a
motorist who makes it their personal mission to
drive below the posted speed limit at all times,
thereby ruining the commute of those motorists
stuck behind
Example: I would have been here on time,
but I got stuck behind a keeper of the speed
doing 30 in a 45 zone.
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keesh:
1.
Keesh. To chill out or lounge about lazily
generally doing nothing, or to sleep.
2. Keeshy. A tired feeling.
3. Keeshed. Dead, sleeping, or tired.
Example: 1. There was nothing to do on
that particular day, so we just decided to keesh
at my house.
2. When we got home late at night we were all
feeling keeshy.
3. It was a sad day when my dog keeshed. 4. We
decided to keesh at some guy's house, but it was
pretty boring and it didn't take
long before we were all feeling keeshy and
eventually keeshed.
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keester:
To
take without appropriate authorization.
Example: Who keestered my flips (sandals)?
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kegerator:
A
domestic refrigerator that is modifed to chill
only kegs of beer.
Example: To keep lots of beer cold, every
bachelor should modify his fridge into a
kegerator.
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Kehee:
Slang
from the Kikuyu tribe in Kenya.
Literal translation: an uncircumcised boy
(circumcision marks adulthood in the Kikuyu
culture).
Modern meaning like saying a man is a sniveling
little baby, but ten times as worse.
Do not use this word in Kenya unless you want to
start a fight.
Used in America to befuddle your adversary when
he says something lame.
Example: He saw a cop and ran away. But he
got caught, started crying, and ratted us out big
time. He's nothing but a Kehee!
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keirmahndi:
A
style of footbagging where a person delays the
footbag on one's chest and
then walks quickly to a person and thrusts his
chest forward,
thus hitting the other person with the footbag.
Example: During a game of net, Joe tried
to use keirmahndi against Jason, but failed.
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kellogulation:
What
happens to your cornflakes if you leave them in
milk for too long.
Example: Darn, I shouldn't have stayed in
the bathroom that long. Now my breakfast had
keloggulated.
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kelsay:
To
kick ass.
Example: I'll kelsay you to death.
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Keniffilin
Valve: An
auto shop version of the economics class word
Widgit. A fictional automotive part.
Example: Imagine how much money GM saves
by replacing say, a metal Keniffilin Valve with a
plastic one on all thier cars.
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Kenneth:
A
relic from the 80's metal scene. Long hair,
excessive tattoes and an uncanny ability to play
air guitar are the identifying characteristics.
Example: I went to the concert and the
place was full of kenneths. Synonyms: Zinik,
Skurik
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Kentucky
Waterfall: A
mullet.
Example: That's one mighty sweet Kentucky
Waterfall.
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kep:
1.
Pet name for a male friend. 2. Pet name for a
tomboyish female friend.
Example: Aw, Kep, you shouldn't have
brought me lunch.
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kepias:
Extremely
spicy food.
Example: I'm so hungry I could even eat
kepias all night.
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keppo:
1.
Pet name for a female friend. 2. Insult for an
adrogynous male.
Example: 1. Keppo, c'mon! You've been
doing your makeup for an hour.
2. Look what Joe's wearing. Keppo!
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kerbloffle:
A
silly mistake caused by confusion or
disorientation. Originates from a
misunderstanding of the name of The Simpson's
character Ms. Crabapple. See keruffle.
Example: I kerboffled and hung up on my
boss.
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kerbopulled:
Out
of sorts, to be thrown off by something or
someone.
Example: I was kerbopulled by all the work
they wanted me to do at one time.
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Kerching:
Yorkshire
slang meaning to punch (and potentialy make
unconcious).
Example: Watch it or you'll get a kerching
in your face.
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kerfuffle:
A
confusing mess (noun); becoming disorganized
(verb).
Example: The Mideast is a perpetual
kerfuffle.
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kerfuffled:
Puzzled,
perplexed, confused.
Example: I'm kerfuffled. I could have
sworn I put my keys right here on this table.
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keroserene:
The
state of being peaceful while on fire.
Example: That Barbarian's fire resistance
was so high that he was able to stand in a
burning pyre and remain totally keroserene.
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kerploppilibbit:
Means
Go away, Leave me alone. Use when pesky little
brothers are launching an invasion of your room.
Example: Brother: Heee Heee Heee! I am in
the enemy sister's room!
Sister:Kerploppilibbit!
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kershmugina:
1.
Nonsense phrase in the tradition of the early
Batman and Robin--how Robin would never say Holy
cow but some weird thing.
2. Replacement term for a curse word where it's
not appropriate...usu. in surprise
Example: Holy Kershmugina! That's way too
much to pay for a candy bar, Batman.
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ketchagulation:
That
goopy stuff that forms around the top of a bottle
of ketchup.
Example: Oh, God, LeRoy, you got
ketchagulation on your shirtsleeve again.
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kevork:
To
send to the hereafter with the aid of a morbid
technology
Example: She believes that is the enemy of
art, and must be kevorked.
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kevvers:
A
incredibly easy bro to pick on or play pranks on.
Example: My bro is a kevvers, so it's just
to easy to trick him.
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kew:
Personal
pronoun. Use by those reared in South
Alabama--and other parts of the South.
Example: Why, thanKEW.
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kewl:
Really
great and/or excellent.
Example: When Frank heard about the
N'Beens concert tickets his buddies had bought
for him, he thought, Cool.But when he heard they
were front row seats, he thought, Kewl!
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kewlies:
A
different way of saying cool.
Example: Hey, look at this shirt.
Oh, kewlies!
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kewlio:
Really**4
great.
Example: The new video game I bought is
kewlio.
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key:
Key
is simply a word you use instead of cool, dope,
sweet, awesome, etc.
Example: The new ruler of Neptine is key.
he has a key butt!
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keyster:
To
vaudevillians this word meant suitcase, but the
meaning changed to mean one's posterior.
I can see why and how it changed, but have never
been able to confirm it. [Didn't the
vaudevillians spell it keester or keister?]
My friend was 90yrs. old and corrected me on its
use and meaning.
Example: He fell on his keyster. He sat on
his keyster.
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keystone
chatter: Drunk
talk.
Example: I can't believe Amy's talking
about breaking up with Charles.
Not to worry, that's just keystone chatter.
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Ki-Ki
or Kit Kat: An
abbreviation for kitty cat (used mainly by my
family)
Example: When talking to my cat, I might
say,Where ki-ki ball?
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KIAP:
Know
It All Pest. Pronounced with a long i and AP as
in apple. Used primarily for annoying people who
drone on an on about a subject that they know
very little about. Can be used for a person who
is expert on a subject that nobody cares about.
Example: John is the biggest baseball KIAP
on earth! Won't he ever shut up?
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Kiasu:
A
word literally translated into scared of losing.
It is used in Singapore English and has its roots
in Hokkien,
one of the dialects used by the Chinese in
Singapore.
Example: Why are you buying so many
textbooks for the upcoming test? You're really
kiasu.
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kiboshilator:
The
individual who is putting an end to anything or
situation.
Example: As the kiboshilator, I terminate
without preduice.
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kiboze:
To
search the internet for mentions of your own
name.
Example: He found my post about him in
alt.is.too. He must have been kibozing.
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kick:
Much
like short for kick ass.
Example: His new kicks are really kick.
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kick
can: Verb
pharase expressing that something is extremely
awesome.
Example: That kicks can.
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kick
in: To
hand over.
Example: Kick in some dishwasher detergent
so I can run the wash.
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kick
it: To
hang out, or stay somwhere.
Example: C'mon, let's go kick it at my
pad. Don't go kicking it at his pad, its boring
there.
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Kick
it (any word) style: To
do something in the manner of something, or to
resemble something.
Example: Ed: I was kickin' it vomit style
last night! Ted: Well, you shouldn'ta been
kickin' it turpentine style, fool.
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kick
it in the ass: Hurry
up, move faster.
Example: Nicky: Ok, I'm almost finished
writing my paper.
Lauryn: Kick it in the ass so we can go eat!
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kick
it through: To
express feelings, usually anger.
Example: I was angry at her for teasing
me, but I kicked it through my art and I feel
better. OR
He burned me bad, but it's OK now because I
kicked it through my guitar.
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Kick
it up a few notches: Similar
to bringing your game up to a whole new level,
this phrase indicates increased productivity or
expectations
Example: Now that I got a job I better
kick it up a few notches to stay employed.
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Kick
Rocks: To
leave or to have someone leave quickly.
Example: If you eat that third burrito,
I'll really have to kick rocks.
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kick-ass:
Someone
who has submitted a word to the pseudodictionary.
Example: Jen kicks ass. I wish I was
kick-ass, too.
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Kickassocity:
Collective
term for ablities involving beating people up
while looking cool.
Example: That ckick in the Matrix had
severe kickassocity!
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kickcellent:
a
combination of kick-ass and excellent that means
wow, that is really damned good
Example: You got front row tickets to the
Metallica concert? Kickcellent!
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kicked
him or her to the curb: To
break-off a relationship with someone. Usually
implying that you lived together.
Example: She was a horrible girlfriend so
he kicked her to the curb.
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kickin'
back: relaxing,
derived from laying back in an easy chair.
Actually an old expression that I came up with in
the '70's
Example: I'm just kickin back &
enjoying life.
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Kicks:
Shoes.
Example: Check out my new Kicks.
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Kiddo:
a
word for a peer
Example: Hey kiddo whats up?
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kidlets:
A
southern slang to describe young children.
Example: Howdy, kidlets. This is your ol'
pal Huckelberry Hound. (HH is the true originator
of this word.)
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kids:
A
term of endearment for one's close group of
friends.
Example: So, are all the Kids going to be
there? What up, Kids?!
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kiel:
an
intense and powerful love, the love that makes
ordinary people do great things. Accent on the
2nd syllable.
Example: an ordinary-looking girl, but her
love was so intense you could see the glow of
kiel around her.
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Kielè:
Key-L-A.
It is simply a substitute for hello, howdy, 'sup,
etc.
Example: Kielè. How's your day?
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Kife:
Something
that is insufficient or unpleasurable.
Example: This cereal is kife
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kifed:
when
something is stolen
Example: somebody kifed the last doughnut
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kill
the noise: Be
quiet.
Example: Kill the noise. I'm trying to
sleep.
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killer:
adj.
- Particularly vibrant and exciting.
Example: That chess game was killer! I was
sweating!
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killitwithastick:
Aggressive
response to anything that is causing frustration
or is just plain not working. Basically Kill it
with a stick strung together.
Example: This stupid server's booted me
five times already! Killitwithastick!
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Kilostupid:
A
unit of measurement used to measure utterly
moronic actions.
Example: A man is kicked by a buffalo
while going for a closeup camera shot: That was
about eight kilostupids moronic, Chris. Wanta try
again?
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kina:
kind
of
Example: yea me kina busy..
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kinda:
meaning
kind of.somewhat, not entirely
Example: That girl wasn't gorgeous but she
was kinda good-looking.
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Kindergarten
Nap Head: Hair
that has been particularly mussed up during
sleep.
Reference to little kids hair after they wake up
from naps.
Example: John woke up with a severe case
of kindergarten nap head after falling asleep in
the library. We all laughed.
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kindernetzi:
One
who believes in and advocates the notion that all
public net content should be family friendly.
Specifically, one who believes that the realities
of sex and drugs need to be kept hidden from kids
for as long as possible.
Example: When content submitted by users
to a site like H2G2 is censored by the
kindernetzi,
it is truly a disservice to the free flow of
infotainment.
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Kindred
Idiocracy: Kindred:
A group of related persons. Idiocracy: Being
really stupid. Kindred Idiocracy being a mixture
of the two, usually a large group of people
believing stupid crap.
Example: Person 1: I keep getting dumb
forwards about getting my Hotmail account frozen.
I'm getting it from every moron on my list.
Person 2: Yeah, it's total Kindred Idiocracy.
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kinetic:
Adjective,
usually describing an entertainment or social
event that is high-energy,
extremely stimulating, and spontaneous.
Example: P-Diddy's kinetic party on South
Beach lasted until 6 in the morning.
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King
Fecalis: The
opposite of King Midas, everything King Fecalis
touches turns to feces.
Example: Don't let Robert near the
servers, he's King Fecalis.
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king,
prince: Musical
jargon. The major key of a tune. A major is King
Alfred, B major King Bob, C King Charles, D King
David, E King Edward, and G King George. Minor
keys are princes.
Example: The next tune is a reel in King
Alfred, going to King David in the B part.
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kinkalicious:
Kinky,
but also implying that the object looks good
enough to eat and would taste delicious.
Example: 1. My, my, Amy. You look
kinkalicious in that dress. 2. Kinkalicious! (In
response to something you didn't hear but
probably should have paid attention to.)
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kinked:
Refering
to a sexual situation or conversation; used to
express feelings of how the topic is kinky
Example: That boy is kinked! she
exclaimed.
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Kinnokami:
English
arrangement of the Japanese words meaning Golden
God. Basically, a person that is really cool.
Example: My favorite celebrities are
kinokamies.
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Kip:
A
short sleep, like a nap.
Example: I'm stuffed, so I'm going to have
a kip.
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Kipple:
Kipple
is a word coined by the sci-fi writer Philip K.
Dick.
It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which
simply builds up without any human intervention.
Example: Hey, look at the Kipple in this
place.
Kipple breeds Kipple.
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kirk:
(v.)
1) to speak pompously and for effect, especially
if that effect is lost on everyone but the
speaker. 2) to pause at odd intervals while
speaking. Also 'kirked', 'kirking'. For the
ficticiously loquacious captain of the same name.
Example: Don't... interuptmewhen... I'm...
tryingto... speak!, he kirked.
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kirker:
Noun
form of the verb to kirk. One who speaks
pompously for effect or pauses in speech at
counter-intuitive intervals.
Example: My old boss was a kirker, so we
couldn't even tell when to nod when we tried to
pretend that we understood him.
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kirking:
To
speak... in... a halting manner.
Example: As long as...I'm...captain of
this ship,...you'll...listen to me.
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kirkir:
Some
shady happenings, something that one would push
under the carpet.
Example: Rohit is always talking about
Geetha, I guess there is some kirkir between
them.
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kisape:
Kih-sah'-pee.
A badly dubbed Japanese movie.
Example: Did you see _Prince of Space_?
Just kisape.
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kisarhardgidentpare:
(Pronounciation:
kee-sahr-har-jee-dent-pah-rey)
One who is of above-average intelligence and has
curly hair.
Example: Wow, Adam and Jason are smart
aren't they?
Yes, they're kisarhardgidentpares.
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kismis:
Disgusting
and smelly, or a place that is extremely muddy
and smelly.
Example: The pitch they are playing on is
kismis. OR I hate that kismis rubbish dump.
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KISS:
Keep
It Simple Stupid.
Example: KISS. We all need simplicity in
our lives.
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kiss:
keep
it simple, stupid
Example:
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kisseltoe:
Combination
of mistletoe and kissing--the whole purpose of
mistletoe.
Example: Come over here and stand under
the kisseltoe.
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Kit-bomb:
kit-bomb
(n) A person who, despite every and all
preparation will inevitably have his or her
project
end in disaster (from Cdn Army Kit-bomb: an item
of issued kit that falls apart).
Example: Even though Sarah had both the
best intentions and the finest schooling
available, she was doomed to failure from the
start: she was a Kit-bomb
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kitten:
To
be startled by something while consuming food or
beverage, causing you to spit out particles of
the consumable. Made popular by kitten of
alt.callahans
Example: That joke was so good, I kittened
my soda all over the screen
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kitty
litter: Formula
1 slang for the gravel traps designed to slow
down errant racing cars in the event of an
accident.
Example: And that's Frentzen off into the
kitty litter.
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Kittyangle:
An
angle you get going from one corner diagonally to
another corner.
Example: Draw a line from the lower left
corner of a rectangle to the upper right corner,
and you have more than one kittyangle to measure.
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kittywompus:
Utter
chaos, as if a kitten has run through the room or
a situation.
Example: The wind left her hair
kittywompus.
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kkkrap:
Hate
literature.
Example: I cannot believe the kkkrap that
these folks from the DNC keep leaving on my
doorstep.
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klaex:
Kley-e-x.
A thing that's easy to do.
Example: It was a klaex to beat Chris in a
computer game.
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klausercycle:
A
BMW motorcycle.
Example: You can't beat those
Bavarian-made klausercycles for reliability.
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kleptomistic:
Hoping
to find something good to shoplift. (Note:
Shoplifiting is illegal.)
Example: Pat was kleptomistic going to Wal
Mart. Thought she might find some new Nikes.
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klick:
One
kilometer, slang from the Vietnam war.
Example: We're about five klicks upriver.
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klingons:
Disgustingly
lovey-dovey sweethearts, the kind who fawn over
each other in public.
Example: Why don'cha get a room, ya
klingons?
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klogger:
someone
or something that causes a path to be impassible
Example: That guy blocking this one-lane
bridge is a real klogger.
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kluge,
kludge: Something
that looks like a pile of junk but actually has a
purpose. Used mostly in building models, all the
junky bits on spacecraft such as the Millenium
Falcon.
Example: Didja see Max's Honda?? He
covered it in re-bar...it's totally kluged.
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Klyzub:
A
indusputable lie
Example: That kid just pulled a klyzub.
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knacker
bag: A
canvas bag for holding nails and other
miscelaneous items;
used mainly by carpenters.
Example: Pass us the knacker bag, mate. I
need to bung a few nails into this before the
scaffolding falls down.
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knackered:
tired,
worn out
Example: I just flew in from L.A. and boy
are my arms knackered.
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knap:
A
session of sexual activities.
Example: Last night we went back to her
place and knapped. She's quite a knapper.
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knasty:
Pronounced
with the k. Means something especially nasty and
awful, usually smells.
Example: That is one knasty piece of
roadkill!
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knat:
Past
tense of knit. Saves paper and ink.
Example: She knat that sweater for me when
I was a child.
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Kneebow:
Knee.
More often means the inside of the knee.
Example: Thorsten was trying to pull a
Fakie Double No-Can and his skateboard hit his
kneebow.
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kneepit:
The
underside (back) of the knee. Similar to armpit.
Example: Sometimes when I cross my legs,
my kneepit gets sweaty.
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kneuter
valve: A
fictitious mechanical part present in every
mechanical device that always is the
cause of a breakdown or malfunction.
Example: Mr. Drury, we've found the
problem with your car.
You have a faulty Kneuter Valve that we'll have
to replace.
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knick
knocks: Female's
underpants.
Example: I swear, mate, her knick knocks
were mingin'.
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knifty
(k-nifty): Better
than nifty, pretty darn cool!
Example: Wow, look at her shoes! Those are
knifty!
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Knioy
(KUH-noy): Used
when throwing something, especially at someone
(The word yoink backwards, the opposite of yoink)
Example: (throws socks at his friend)
Knioy!
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knob:
Used
to describe someone of low social standing or
someone of limited intelligence.
Example: Tracy, is that your de facto
doing burnouts in the carpark over there? Jeez,
that guy is a total knob--I don't know why you
left Wayne for him.
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knob:
To
fiddle, adjust, or tweak something, even if you
do not understand what you are doing.
Example: Since the repair bill would
exceed the value of this old tape recorder, I
will open it and knob with the adjustments inside
to see if I can make it sound better.
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knobby:
Odd,
involved, or unorthodox method of solving a
problem.
Example: My solution to your problem is
knobby, but if you don't mind going through
several steps, you can repair your unit though no
orthodox repair method is published.
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knobjockey:
An
incredibly stupid person
Example: It's broken, ya knobjockey.
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knobule:
Small
raised portion of grass in a lawn, felt rather
than seen. (Attrib: A. Cozzani in a moment of
frustration at tripping over one.)
Example: My butt hurts from sitting on
this knobule. We just have to flatten this
knobule and we'll have a perfect lawn.
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knock
boots: To
have sexual intercourse.
Example: We hooked up. But we didn't knock
boots or anything.
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knock
out: Going
to sleep
Example: I'm tired, had a long day. I'm
going to knock out.
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knockoverable:
being
in a place where something is easily knocked over
Example: The cup on the table is lookin' a
little knockoverable.
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knod:
The
knowing, desperately agreeing, eager-to-please
sort of nod (often accompanied by yes and that's
right) used by panelists on a discussion
programme when listening to a member of the
audience mouth off some deranged nonsense that is
the exact opposite of what the panelist has just
said.
Example: He knodded compulsively, a
frantic look creeping into his eyes.
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knotsmanship:
Able
to tie a wide variety of knots even when they are
not necessary.
Example: Bob, you didn't have to use a
half hitch to tie the boat to the dock.
It was a good display of knotsmanship, though.
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knuckle
brother: a
person who is always willing to fight for you; a
true friend
Example: Tim always has my back. He's a
true knuckle brother.
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knuckle-dragger:
Naval
Term. A colloquialism referring to sailors who
are in the Machinists Mate rating (job category).
More generally, it may be used to refer to
members of any naval rating who work in
mechanical jobs. In very common use in the U.S.
Navy today, the origin of the term is based on
the assumption that those of lower intelligence
will chose these jobs, and therefore are
analogous to the apes who drag their knuckles
while walking. The term is no longer taken to be
seriously offensive.
Example: First sailor: So what rating is
Jones? Second sailor, replying, He's a 2nd Class
knuckle-dragger. (Meaning that Jones is a
Machinists Mate 2nd Class)
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Knuckling:
Snowboarding.
Taken from skiers calling snowboarders
knuckle-draggers.
Example: You goin' knuckling?
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koalastarbang:
Generic
term for a porn star.
Example: Ooooh, that girl is just too
koalastarbang.
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Kobayashi
Maru: From
the Star Trek movies. To beat or avoid a no-win
scenario by cheating. Also refers to a really
nasty kludge or patch that breaks the rules of
good programming.
Example: Yeah, the project's on
schedule...i just pulled a Kobayashi Maru on the
due dates Yeah he pulled a Kobayashi on the
network problem, he just swapped out all of the
hardware. She pulled a Maru on that buggered
sockets API. She just wrote her own TCP stacks in
the application
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Kodak
Courage: An
inflated sense of ability and courage caused by
someone snapping pictures of you partaking in a
dangerous activity, generally reserved for
snowboarding or skiing.
Example: Nick got some Kodak Courage in
the park and broke his arm in three places.
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kodak
moment: someone
doing something so stupid, you wish you could
have caught it on film.
Example:
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koern:
(n)
Musical slang to exclaim a particularly inventive
or unusual performance.
Example: He really wailed the hell out of
that solo. It was koern.
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kojak:
from
snowboarding - wimping out on a difficult slope,
thus going down the hill slowly using one edge of
the board. Shaving the mountain.
Example: Those moguls were way too much
for me- I kojaked it down that run...
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kojak:
Finding
a parking place right in front of the building
you're going to even in a very busy, populous,
congested city.
Example: Claire never has to hunt for
parking. She always manages to pull a kojak and
park right in front.
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kools:
Cool.
Example: I dig those cheerleaders' high
kicks. Kools.
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koote:
A
being that is abnormal, lives and does things in
a dirty and disgusting environment
Example: The space travelers landed on a
planet that had a lot of kootes on it.
They wondered how something could live so
different than things on earth.
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KOS:
Kill
On Sight. Used by players of EverQuest. Also used
for someone you always have problems with
immediately.
Example: I hope you didn't invite Brian.
Me and him are KOS.
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kosher:
Cool,
with the flow, nice, OK.
Example: That insult was not kosher. OR
Wow, you pulled off that move! That's dosher.
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kotlu:
A
synonymn for spoonerism, slip of tongue.
Example: Have you heard the latest kotlu
from Shiv? He told me,Ram, wake me after 10
minutes if Iam awake.
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kottke:
Comes
from the guitarist Leo Kottke,
who often uses unusual guitar tunings.
To get kottkied is to pick up your friend's
guitar in hopes of impressing the
crowd but you find it is retuned to some absurd
string combination,
making you look like a talentless hack-fool.
Alternatively, it could mean a situation in which
someone throws a curve-ball into your comfy
familiar logic.
Example: Hey, Waldo, can I jam on your
axe? Oh, you kottkied me.
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kouse:
Keyboard
mouse.
Example: The kouse in the middle of your
keyboard is very sensitive and must be used with
care
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Kovie:
snuggling
with a loved one while watching a movie.
Example: ok I am a loser, and a sell out
sorry guys... I must kovie with my girlfriend
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koyak:
From
the Malay word to tear. Botched up, broken,
failed.
Can be used to describe a foiled or failed plan.
Example: So, how's your girl?
Koyak, man. She fall for some bugger with the new
VW. Says our relationship can't really work.
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Kramer:
To
whip into a room like Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld.
Someone may do this intentionally to drive you
nuts, bursting into rooms all the time, but they
usually don't realize the power of the moment.
Example: Nancy Kramered into my office for
the last time! She'll be mighty surprised when I
lock my door.
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krangus:
Cumulative
dirt on a surface, particularly food and food
preparation mess in kitchens.
Example: There's krangus all over the
inside of the microwave because Steve never
cleans it after he makes grilled cheese.
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krank:
uncool
Example: Those shoes are so krank!
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kraut:
an
extreme of temperature
Example: it's cold as kraut
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krelbow,
crelbow: The
wrinkly, concave part of one's arm opposite the
elbow. (From my friend Cameron and supposedly
originating in Lancaster, CA.)
Addendum. My brother Greg was reading a book in
which he happened upon the real name of the
krelbow: anticubital fossa. Anticubital pretty
much just means opposite the elbow but I don't
know what the hell a fossa is.
Example: Ow. I slept funny on my arm and
now my krelbow hurts.
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krisman:
When
cleaning up after a party, a krisman is a half
cup or bottle of beer.
The name derives from the guy who used to get a
beer from the keg, drink a little of it, put it
down, and lose it. Then he would get a new full
beer.
Example: I hate cleaning up the krisman's
when I'm hung over.
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kro:
A
fine chick.
Example: Thats one fine kro.
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krod:
Reverse
of dork--a joking, really-doesn't-mean-anything
kind of insult.
Example: You're a krod! That's the
kroddiest picture I've ever seen!
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kroker:
A
person who sings well, sounds good, and enjoys
singing karaoke.
Example: I love to hear Jessica sing;
she's a true kroker. There are so few.
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kron:
Can
be used to describe anything that is bad or not
good.
Example: This cheese is kron because
Jeeves left it in the sun.
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krunk:
used
in place of the word crap ( a Conan O'Brien word)
Example: Katie , you are so full of krunk
right now ..or ...this pizza taste like krunk !
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krunk:
Let
loose, get hicked up.
Example: I bet you won't get krunk.
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kryser:
It
means remote control
Example: Get me the kryser so I can change
the channel, hurry.
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kthx:
Okay,
thanks.
Example: A. Hey, can you send me that
file? Kthx.
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Kumbaya(h):
From
the song: someone's cryin' Lord, kumbaya,
Oh, Lord, kumbaya... Literally, Come by here,
Lord.
Used in this context as the quality of taking
something very much to heart.
here, something is needed.
Example: George didn't think much of the
sermon but Randy was all kumbaya about it.
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kuperosis:
1.
The act of writing down one's dreams.
2. The act of using one's dreams in one's
fiction, relatively unchanged.
3. The act of turning into copper (oneself), in a
dream.
4. The act of becoming a wooden mannequin man, in
a dream.
(The word kuperosis is itself from a dream.)
Example: I have two journals. A regular
one and a kuperosis diary.
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kushy:
Used
when describing a short person esp. a short, cute
girl (not meant offensively). Or can be used to
describe someone very ditzy.
Example: 1. I can't believe you're in
advanced classes, you can act real kushy
sometimes.
2. Come over here, kushy. I want to see if you've
grown any.
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kwality:
When
a product is of poor quality. Dodgy in appearance
or make.
Example: That Supersun DVD player looks
top kwality.
Also spoken as (to make the difference apparnet):
That Supersun DVD player is quality with a
capital 'K'
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kwijibo:
A
big hairless ape, similar in appearance to Homer
Simpson.
Example: You're acting like a kwijibo.
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ky00t:
(adj)
Pronounced kai-yoot. Adorable, cute, overall
fluffy. Used either as a adjective or an
interjection.
Example: Aww! That stuffed teddy bear is
sooooo ky00t!
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kyfe:
Bad,
of poor quality.
Example: That movie was kyfe.
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Kyle,
Kyle Pinto: Jesus
Christ.
Example: You slam your hand in a door and
yell Kyle! Kyle Pinto! That hurt!
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kynee:
an
adjective used to describe the silly state you
get into when you stay up very late and end up
laughing at everything.
Example: We were so kynee that even Conan
O'brien made us laugh til milk came out our nose.
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kyoot:
Extremely
cute. Can be used in its elongated form:
kyoooooot! Pronounced KIH yute.
Example: Awww, that widdle puppy is ever
so KYooooooooot!
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