m:
am
Example: m silly , at times ;)
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M$:
An
alternative way of writing MS, which is short for
Microsoft. Used by web message board posters who
think that Microsoft might be money-driven.
Example: I can't believe how much M$ is
charging for that software upgrade!
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m'ain:
Variation
of man.
Example: Hey, m'ain! Grab me a beer from
the fridge.
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m'enh:
Either
way, or whatever
Example: Person 1: Do you want to go to a
movie or stay in?
Person 2: M'enh
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m.a.c.h.o.:
an
acronym for Male(s) Acting Childish, Hormonal
(and) Obnoxious. used with a touch of sarcasim.
Example: random guy is picking on someone.
observer: oh, how m.a.c.h.o.
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M.D.L:
Mutton
dressed as lamb
Example: an older lady, usually divorced,
dressing in fashions which are way too young for
her.
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MA!:
Word
used when you want to say something bad but
can't.
Example: Hey, Matt, let me go to your
houseNo, my mom says you can't.MA!
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Ma-sheen:
Pronounced
like machine, this refers to someone who
excessively drinks, smokes, and flirts.
A nickname given to Charlie Sheen in his heyday.
Example: Albert: Hey I saw Rich smoking a
cigar, drinking a Guinness, and talking to this
fine lady!
Paul: Yeah, he is a ma-sheen.
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maal:
Seductive,
sexy babe....in pathetic clothes, so not chic.
Example: Jennifer Lopez looked maal at the
Oscars. That dress!
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mabel:
Or
to pull a mabel. To do something ridiculous (like
fall in public for no reason, spill food on
yourself at a high-class restaurant) or say
something extremely old-fashioned or uncool.
{Mabel was my very cool aunt.}
Example: AB pulled a Mabel and dropped our
Icees on the floor.
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Mac-thing:
The
word that a PC Wintel-using HTML programming geek
uses to try and disguise his sloppy
non-cross-platform programming skills. Usually
said with an air of indignance.
Example: Um, well, no - that table won't
look right to you - it's a Mac-thing. Now, if you
look at it on my PC...
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macadoodledandys:
fast
food restaurant (mc donalds)
Example: Man I am starving,I would love a
bit of macadoodledandys right now
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macca:
Similar
to seed, one who is humourous, but in a
disturbingly perverted way.
Example: Ian, you are a macca! Don't talk
about my sister like that.
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maccas:
fast
food restaurant - mcdonalds
Example: im famished, lets go to maccas.
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MacGuyver:
Completely
unbelievable, such as making a tank out of a VW
Bug with only a lighter and a Swiss Army knife.
originated in Philadelphia PA circa 1985
Example: Sorry, Chris, your story is just
another MacGuyver.
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MacGyverize:
Ingenious--for
inventions contrived in desperate situations
(TV's MacGyver.)
Example: Our trip across Canada in our '62
Valiant required us to MacGyverize the broken fan
belt several times.
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macho
grande: An
event you have witnessed that you can never get
over. From _Airplane II_ when the witness says to
the attorney, No, I don't think I'll ever get
over Macho Grande. Those wounds run...pretty
deep.
-- From Airplane II
Example: Losing my leg in Vietnam was a
macho grande.
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macho
madness: A
very awesome time. Very, very cool.
Example: My party is gunna be macho
madness.
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machos:
Nachos
with extra chillis. Nachos... for MEN.
Example: Yeah, uh, popcorn, two hotdogs
and machos, please.
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Macintosh:
A
computer far mightier than any other known to
man, this is recognised only by the incredibly
clever and the extremly wealthy. Luckily they
don't mind pointing out this to the not so
fortunate or clever.
Example: An iBook is an example of a
Macintosh.
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mack:
A
term used to describe broadly any sexual
experience.
Example: Betty Sue hasn't got her mack on
in a long time.
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mack
daddy: the
newest, hippist, coolest
Example: that car is the mack daddy!
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Mackenzie:
Someone
who always blames someone for doing something she
didn't do.
Example: I didn't didn't throw that paper
ball. You always blame me. You're a Mackenzie.
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mackin:
making
out with
Example: i was mackin out with bob all
night long.
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mackin':
Trying
to get a member of the opposite sex.
Example: Look at Matt, he's mackin' on
Jackie!
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macrobian:
Someone
who is eternally worried about grades below an A,
to the point of nightmares.
The typical macrobian takes pure science,
accelerated maths. and accounting (just in case).
Example: The macrobian sat crying, this
was the lowest A+ she had ever received.
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mad:
A
lot of, much of.
Example: That guy has mad skills on the
mic.
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Mad-Cell:
An
abnormaly large amount on cellulite on one's back
Example: That girl's got mad-cell.
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Madme:
The
dullard in every work environment,
self-proclaimed class joker who, frankly,
is anything but a natural in the role.
From the often heard phrases Watch out, I'm mad,
me. I'll do anything, I'm absolutely crazy.
Example: Avoid Claire, she's a madme.
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madness:
Totally
rad and really cool or baffling.
Example: That's madness, brother.
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madschool:
hardcore,
old school and mad skill merged together
Example: Wow, thats madschool!
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magafalator:
(n)
Anything you have no other name for.
Example: I opened up my computer and
connected the wire to the little magafalator on
my motherboard.
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maggrivating:
another
form of aggrivating
Especially when aggrivated by somebody who's name
starts with the letter m
Example: M--- is so maggrivating!
I'm so magrivated!
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Magic
Jordan: The
ideal basketball player: incredible offense,
incredible defense, wins championships at all
levels (high school, college, Olympics and pros).
Example: Vince Carter's great but he's no
Magic Jordan.
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magic
smoke: The
stuff inside expensive electric things that you
can smell if you accidentally zorch them on a
dry winter day. Once you let it out, that thing
will never work again.
Example: I touched my Palm Pilot after
shuffling across the rug,
and I think I let out the magic smoke because now
it doesn't work.
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magic
smoke: The
stuff inside expensive electric things that you
can smell if you accidentally zorch them on a
dry winter day. Once you let it out, that thing
will never work again.
Example: I touched my Palm Pilot after
shuffling across the rug,
and I think I let out the magic smoke because now
it doesn't work.
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magikrap:
Derived
from the Pokemon Magikarp. The absolute worst and
most useless of something. Use as a substitute
for crap.
Example: This computer you gave me is
magikrap.
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magishical:
The
same as magical, but more so.
Example: All of the lights glistened off
the tree. Shawn found it all very magishical.
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magnivi:
very
cool
Example: great cd, magnivi
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Magnum
P.O.'d: Magnum
pissed off--as pissed off as you can possibly be.
Example: She is Magnum P.O.'d at me.
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magodie:
Similar
to 'thingy', but usually in a digital /
interactive context.
Example: Let's get Alan to whip up a quick
Flash magodie for the site.
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magumbo:
A
bad feeling about a place, person, or event.
Example: The hallway gives me magumbo.
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mah-purrr:
Much
appreciation
Example: alex said mah-purrr when his mom
gave him a new car.
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maha:
Fun,
special, wonderful, etc.
Example: Q. How was the show? A. It was
maha.
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maharishi:
To
whine incessantly about others being cheaters
while playing a game.
Example: The game was great 'til Timmy
began to maharishi because he's so bad at it.
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mahkayooka:
Contraction
for my car, your car.
Used as a question when two people are trying to
determine which car to take on a trip.
The first or second half of the word can be used
as an answer.
Example: John and Tim walked out to the
parking lot to go to lunch. Mahkayooka? asked
Tim.
Mahka, answered John.
John and Tim walked out to the parking lot to go
to lunch. Mahkayooka? ,asked Tim. Mahka, answered
John.
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mahoosive:
Large.
Like, really large. Massive doesn't come close.
We're talking almost too big for your pitiful
imagination to comprehend.
Example: (Deleted line from Star Wars)
Look at the Death Star. It's mahoosive.
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mahousive:
Bigger
than massive, but not gigroncous.
Example: That is one mahousive burger.
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mahusive:
adj.,
massive and thensome, gargantuan, oversized
Example: Heather, who had been elected
prom queen, developed acute anxiety when, the
night before, she discovered a mahusive zit on
the tip of her chin.
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mailbox
head: Someone
who has an unusually squarish head. Can also be
used to describe a stupid or foolish person.
Example: Some mailbox head parked in my
space in front of the office this morning.
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Main
Damie: Similar
to Buddy or best friend, a person one likes and
socializes with.
Example: You're so cool, you know you're
my main damie.
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maja
de bum: Ma-sha
day bum. A term used to curse someone. Originates
from the French phrase eat your apple.
Example: Novotny: Maybe we should go do
something that's fun?
Miller: Maja de bum, Novotny.
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majoodied:
The
extreme state of inebriation.
Example: Simon was majoodied at the party
last week.
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majuberous:
Spotty,
scattered, incomplete or poorly defined.
Example: It was a small pub with a
majuberous assortment of unfamiliar beers.
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make-want:
To
act or behave in such a way as to cause another
person (potential sex partner) to desire you.
Example: It is usually not enough just to
be good looking. In order to successfully attract
a mate, one must also make-want.
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makee:
Someone
who is receiving something from someone who has
made something.
Example: Why did you give me the dodgy cup
when you made my tea and you have the good one?
Cause I was the maker and you, my friend, were
just the makee.
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making
a sentence fancy: When
you add an unecessary cuss word to a sentence.
Example: He's a fucking asshole. Sorry, I
had to make that sentence fancy because I am so
upset.
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making
googly eyes: To
look amorously at someone. In cartoons, googly
eyes are indicated by large hearts replacing the
iris and pupil.
Example: Martha was making googly eyes at
Charlie.
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mal:
Pronounced
mull--like we pronounce dull, skull, etc. Used to
describe a sexy chick.
Unfortunately, the literary meaning of 'mal' is
properties, luggage, baggage, etc.
Example: Look at the legs on that mal!
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Malefit:
The
prefixial opposite of benefit. To do harm to, or
contribute in a bad way. Also, as a noun, one who
or that which does bad things or contributes in a
bad way.
Example: Chris was a real malefit to the
group, and they were glad to see him go.
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malgenics:
The
opposite of eugenics. the science of promoting
the mating of horribly dysfunctional people.
Example: I think that the next step of our
malgenics experiment is to get 'Boz and Hinkley
to go out on a date.
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malicosity:
Mal-ish-ah-city--a
state of malicious behavior. Maliciousness.
Example: The statement was made without an
ounce of malicosity. It was simply taken wrong.
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malignorance:
The
type of ignorance that causes loss or harm to
oneself or another.
Example: Due to my own malignorance as a
first-time investor, I've lost thousands of
dollars in the stock market this past year.
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Maliphonolyrical:
Adjective
describing words sung in a song that sound like
something else.
Common in many modern forms of music.
Example: Celine: Near, far, wherever you
are, I belive that the hot-dogs go on.
Leonardo: Oh, that's very maliphonolyrical.
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Mall
babies: snotty
nosed dirty children and/or a mall dweller at any
age.
Example: eeew look at that mall baby
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mall
burn: Scars
you receive while fighting the crowds when
shopping.
Example: I came down with heavy mall burn
while doing my Christmas shopping.
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Mall
Job: 1.
Actually having a job at a Mall.
2. Someone who dresses overly trendy.
3. Used more generally, to describe someone who
doesn't think for herself.
Example: Look at that girl over there,
dressed like Britney Spears. She's a reall mall
job.
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mall
rat: Anyone
who dresses as gothy as possible and wanders
around malls annoying shoppers by escalators.
Example: Goddamn mall rats! I'm too tired
to climb the escalator.
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mallardruid:
A
mallard who crawls around town curing plants from
toxic waste and so forth.
Example: Is it a plane? Is it a car? No,
it's mallardruid.
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mallburbia:
the
business community that has developed in the
vicinity of a mall
Example: after shopping at the mall my
sister and I had more things to pick-up and we
found them in mallburbia.
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mallet
approach: used
often in school. If you are unsure of an answer,
you write an incredibly long answer that covers
such a wide topic, you are sure to get the
question right.
Example: I used the mallet approach on a
social studies paper and wrote a six page answer.
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malling:
To
go shopping at the mall.
Example: Let's go malling. I want to check
out the sales.
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mallitis:
A
condition brought on after following your female
companion through too many sale racks.
Symptoms include light headedness, irritability,
slumping shoulders,
and an overwhelming need for a place to sit.
Example: I have been in this Mall so long
I think I might have a case of mallitis.
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Mallrat:
A
person who spends much of their free time at the
mall, not necessarily buying anything or working.
Example: Rob is a mallrat if I've ever met
one. You can always find him at the mall on
Saturdays, even when he's broke.
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malltrash:
Essentially
mallrats, but more derogatory.
Example: I went to see a movie at the mall
and there was all this malltrash--made me
embarrassed to be there.
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malternative:
A
worse alternative; another option that is
unpreferable.
The word originates from Malternatives,
non-alcoholic malt-based drinks that are touted
as an alternative to beer.
Being non-alcoholic, they're not a pleasant
option.
Example: My girlfriend kicked me out of
the house yesterday.
I'll have to beg for her forgiveness.
The only malternative is to move back to my
parent's house.
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mam:
like
madam, only easier, and easier than ma'am
Example: yes mam!
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mamatone:
The
tone one's mama makes when she's complaining.
Also mamotony, mamatonous.
Example: She lectured me in a dull
mamatone.
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mambling:
A
cross between murmuring and rambling; speech that
is both low in volume and unintelligible.
Example: My wife got mad at me when I
couldn't understand her mambling.
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mamefonger:
A
sibling or other relative (usually younger) of a
famous person who becomes
famous partially via exposure through the already
famous relative.
Example: That Aaron Carter kid is a
mamefonger off his older brother, who is a
Backstreet Boy.
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mammoslam:
Masochistic
diagnostic test for breast wellness. (Any female
who's had one needs no explanation)
Example: Rats! It's been a year and I'm
due for my annual mammoslam. Damn, they hurt.
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Mammouth:
Big,
huge, impressive
Example: Vladimir Guerrero hit a mammouth
home run in the first inning.
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man
fashion: Person,
thing, or act worthy of a man.
Example: See the tires on that truck? Man
fashion, Ernie!
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man-chair:
The
always convenient, deftly placed chair for men to
sit on and wait for their female
counterparts to shop in a retail store.
Often plush and unapologetically cushioned to
keep men in one spot,
complete with all other purchases of the day.
Example: Honey, I'll meet you at the
man-chair while you put on that blouse. Take your
time.
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man-in-the-window:
Booger.
Example: Find a tissue, you have a
man-in-the-window.
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man-pit:
Used
when your bedroom stinks.
Example: Ugh, it smells like man-pit in
here.
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Man-Swag:
Corporate
branded merchandise usually t-shirts, Golf-shirts
or the coveted Fleece-Pullover given away for
free at trade shows or to internal employees of
large organizations who can still afford this
type of marketing tactic. These items are almost
always in sizes made not only for men, but larger
men. Said items are imposed upon women who are
forced to either a)give the sawg to a man she
knows or b) add the tent-sized shirt to an
enormous collection of jammies made up entirely
of man-swag.
Example:
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Managementitis:
An
infectious condition that over time weakens a
business and can result in its death.
Symptoms are high losses, disbelief in the
system, and a feeling that the numbers are
erroneous.
The loss of reason, no control of policy or
procedures, a total lack of all checks and
balances.
A completely impaired management staff whose
every move is in direct correlation to the
desires
of the lowest employee.
Example: Here's how managementitis
works--and how companies end up self-destructing:
Jimmie does not want to clean the restroom.
Jimmie's boss doesn't tell him he has to do it
because it's part of his job.
Jimm'e's boss's managers is afraid he'll get a
grievance filed if he says anything.... And so it
goes.
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manalive:
An
exclamation.
Example: Manalive! Who ate all the
Doritos?
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manbra:
Fictional
undergarment that should be required for men with
large breasts.
Example: That old guy's so fat his breasts
sag. He needs a manbra.
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mancott:
Like
a boycott, but stronger.
Example: The airport was ticking us off,
so we staged a mancott.
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mandals:
Bulky,
strappy, sandals worn by men. European men wear
them with socks.
Example: Phil could walk no further, as
his new mandals had given him a blister.
If only he'd worn his socks!
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mandamonium:
A
state of intense hyperactivity, often
characterised by much body movement and excited
vocal sounds.
Example: She had reached a state of high
mandamonium, and it was unclear if she would calm
down ever again.
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mandate:
A
night out for the boys.
Example: With their women at home, Jack
and John realized too late that their evening at
the movies
had become a mandate.
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mandatory
ten: a
movie is given a mandatory rating of 10/10 when
it shows any nudity.
Example:
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mander:
As a
noun: A mander is a funny word which is created
by a person in a weird state of mind.
As a verb: To mander is the practice of creating
odd words while in weird state of mind.
Example: As a noun: This guy over here
does a certain activity that makes him come up
with manders all the time.
As a verb: Hey I'm going to go do a certain
activity and then mander for a bit.
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mandex:
Spandex
pants or shorts designed to be worn by men,
usually constricting in the crotch area.
Example: It was only his first day at the
gym, and Hugh had already seen enough mandex to
last a lifetime.
Had no one ever heard of shorts, or modesty?
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mandigan:
A
cardigan (woolen overgarment) worn exclusively by
old men.
Example: Uncle Carl looks quite fetching
in his mandigan, don't you think, Susie?
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Mang:
A
good fellow. An all-around good guy.
Example: Come on, be a mang and be the
designated driver tonight.
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mangalage:
Catastophic
damage resulting in twisted and disfiguring ruins
Example: The morning after the train crash
dawned on a mangalage of parts.
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mangi:
It
is pijin (spoken in Papua, New Guinea) for boy.
Example: Eric is still a young mangi.
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mangialicious:
The
sopra-superlative of tasy or delicious especially
when applied to home-cooked Italian food.
Example: Nonna, your bread is
mangialicious.
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Mangky:
likened
to a bucket full of bashed crabs, used to
describe something ugly.
Example: that dog was scary beyond all
reason; it was mangky
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Manglish:
The
chosen language of most personal web pages. An
offshoot of English, Manglish does not capitalize
the letter I, uses randomized swapping of letters
for their phonetic equivalents (i.e.
“kewl” for “cool”),lacks
punctuation and interchanges words that sound the
same but have different meaning, among other
features.
Example: The guy who wrote this page has a
Master’s degree in Manglish--check out this
sentence: i got a D on my Physics test becuz i
did’nt study enuff and i was two tired too
concentrate. [ED. See entry at is such a.]
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mangloid:
A
Bob Sergel original: a cross between the verb
mangle and the adjective mangled.
Example: The guy in the Stryper t-shirt
got mangloid in the mosh pit at the Slayer
concert.
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manglophone:
A
person who communicates by the intentional abuse
of a language or languages.
Example: Manglophones speak une bit comme
this.
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mangoes:
To
become excessively drunk.
Example: If I have one more drink I'll be
totally mangoes.
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manimal:
Part
man, part animal. A rough handsome male creature.
Example: Jane doesn't have time for a
serious relationship, but she seems to be able to
make time for the manimals.
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mankey
spunkner: During
a field trip with my friends,
I attempted to say, You're such a monkey spanker,
but the only words I managed to get out were
mankey spunkner.
It pretty much means--nu uh, no way, that's not
true.
Example: You're such a mankey spunkner,
I'm sure you got a 1600 on your SATs.
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manky:
dirty,
disgusting, can relate to people
Example:
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manopause:
A
decline in certain hormones that men seem to go
through in their forties.
Example: I think he looks pretty good for
a guy going through manopause; that testosterone
therapy must be working.
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manrape:
Milking
an unsuspecting guy for boyfriend-like
activities. You make a move...and run into a
brick wall. She just wants to be friends, so now
you're her pseudo-boyfriend. You do all the
sucking up stuff that a boyfriend does, but
you're not getting any action. And she's probably
still looking for some other guy!
Example: Graeme must have got
manraped...again.
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manser:
Man's
answer. A stupid answer given by a man to a
simple question.
Example: When I asked my cousin about the
kind of relationship he wanted, he replied, I
want a short-term commitment.
Now if that's not a manser, then I don't know
what is!
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manstress:
Male
equivalent of mistress; an object of one's
affections who lies outside of one's primary
relationship.
Example: Tom and Nicole had been married
for several years, but it was well known
that she was keeping a manstress on the side.
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mantado:
A
potato chip one finds that looks like a famous
person.
Example: The mantado is highly prized by
potato chip collectors.
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manteets:
Male
breasts, brought about by overdrinking or too
many kebabs.
Example: Oh, my God, did you see Chris's
manteets? Ugh!
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manties:
Man
panties. Men's underwear, particularly of the
snug-fitting bikini variety.
Example: Wisdom must be wearing his
manties again. See how he's walking.
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Manu:
When
a hockey goalie saves the puck, but then lets it
in the net.
Example: Oh, my golly. He pulled a manu
there.
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manuvigate:
Maneuver
+ navigate = manuvigate.
Example: If we manuvigate carefully we
won't knock over the boxes crowding the hallway.
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manwich:
noun.
three guys sitting on a couch, esp. when playing
video games. also, double manwich for four guys,
etc
Example: make some room in the manwich,
Steve wants to play too.
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manwich:
an
odd substance that drips out of your shorts after
or during sports activity
Example: during the game doug's manwich
fell out of his gym shorts
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manzeer:
A
fictional bra for a man with large breasts.
Example: He's so fat he needs a manzeer.
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mapalicious:
Asthetic
appearance on a map.
Example: The shape of Italy sure is
mapalicious.
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mapulation:
Male
population.
Example: The majoriy of Australia's
mapulation, agree that beer is grouse.
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mard:
Disgusting,
rotten, dirty, hideous, monstrous, greasy, oily,
molded and old.
Example: Look at her hair. It looks so
mard.
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mardy:
childishly
moody
Example: suddenly, simon decided he didn't
want the cake. he was being mardy tonight.
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marf:
From
the sound of a dog trying to meow. Implies a
total lack of comprehension. Also used to
indicate that the person speaking is babbling
nonsense. Quickly becomes an in-joke for those
that use it. Confuses the hell out of the
mundanes. Replaces Huh?
Example: Boss: Do you think that the color
of my socks could be affecting the speed of my
network connection? Response: Marf? Boss:What?
Response:Exactly.
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marf:
A
meaningless expression used by a speaker who
can't or won't decide on a word to express
her emotional state.
Example: Hey, Natalie, how was your day?
Marf. That bad, huh?
What should we order, pizza or Chinese? Marf. I
don't really want Chinese, so...pizza.
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Marfed:
To
be ruined by a printer or copier.
Example: The printer marfed my term paper.
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maried-out:
To
make an order in a manner similar to Marie. To
completely choke when making an order of any kind
(though usually a meal in a restaurant)
and have to use the phrase no wait, umm, could I
have at least three times.
Example: Marie: I'd like chocolate ice
cream with fud--no, wait, umm...could I have
vanilla wi-- no, wait could I have...
and so on... Jonny. Oh, crap. You're doing it
again. You've maried-out on me.
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marination:
The
inevitable result of a battle, fight, or war
waged by a large and able army, person, or
country
against a much weaker foe.
Example: If Isolation Tank crosses swords
with Ochre Orientis, Isolation Tank will
eventually be completely marinated.
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marketecture:
A
completely fictional architecture diagram of a
company's product, festooned with marketing
buzzwords. Used to woo investors and customers.
Example: This marketecture diagram bears
no resemblance to what we're actually building.
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marklar:
A
noun standing in place of any noun you have
temporarily forgotten. Synonym of thingy,
thingumbob, whatsit. Also may be used
deliberately when the meaning is abundantly clear
anyway. Derived from its use by space aliens in
an episode of South Park
Example: On Marklar, everyone and every
thing is referred to as marklar. We come in
marklar. Take us to your marklar.
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Marlon
Blando: A
variation on the word bland, Marlon Blando can
describe anything in its place.
Example: Although she's quite a good cook,
I found tonight's meal Marlon Blando.
-OR-
I had a date last night, but the guy was so
marlon blando, I hope I never see him again
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marmalade:
Collective
term for alcoholic beverages; however, cannot be
used to express the alcohol content level.
Marmalade is marmalade--30 proof marmalade would
be wrong.
Example: Got any marmalade? OR Shall I
bring marmalade?
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marrinate:
To
chill. [Any connection to marinating?]
Example: L: Hey, what's up? M: Not much,
just marrinating.
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marshalfaulk:
Near
perfection. Football announcers, such as John
Madden, treat Marshal Faulk as if he's a god.
Example: Madonna's concert is
marshalfaulk.
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Martian
Packet: Strange
email turning up in the wrong computer because of
bogus routing.
Example: I got such a funny email last
night--didn't understand a word of it. Must have
been a Martian Packet.
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martulious:
Devilishly
quiet. Planning. One who is martulious is
planning something bad.
Example: Hershell Justice thirsted for
revenge. As we watched him seat himself in that
far corner of the school library, we knew we
could anticipate some life-threatinging response
to occur to his martulious mind--and soon. Mr.
Watts, his math teacher, needed to be alerted.
(See Bulywer-Lytton Awards.)
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Marveyfloss:
When
something is between the stages of goingwell and
things being fantasic.
Example: Wow, marveyfloss i never thought
i could do that!
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marvinous:
Too
small. Non-living objects exclusively.
Example: The bread is all marvinous and
crusty.
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Mary
Jane: U.S.M.C..
WWI. Girlfriend.
Example: Cooper's going to marry his Mary
Jane when he gets back home.
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Mary
Poppins: Practically
perfect in every way. Great, wonderful, often
used in sarcasm.
Example: You should see the dress I got!
It's Mary Poppins.
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Mary
Sue: Mary
Sue is a word used in reference to fanfiction.
A Mary Sue is a character written in so that the
author can live vicariously through her.
Mary Sues usually have super-powers, tragic
backstories. and are terribly obnoxious to read
about.
See http://missy.reimer.com/library/guide.html#5
Example: Wesley Crusher is the most
well-known Mary Sue. Wesley is Gene Roddenbery's
middle name.
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mash:
Very
cool
Example: That is mash.
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mason:
A
master bricklayer, one who has made plans with
friends, family, members, or co-workers without
following through with what he says he will do so
many times it boggles his friends' minds.
Example: I've called Gootermin every
weekend for the past 6 months. He always says he
will come to the pub for a round or two but never
shows. He's beyond a bricklayer--this guy's
become a full fledged mason.
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masonic
boom: What
Lisa's mom calls a sonic boom.
Example: Oh geez, did ya hear that masonic
boom?
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Mass:
A
verb theat may replace ALOT in any situation. Can
also replace VERY
Example: There was MASS people at the
concert. The movie theater was MASS crowded. I
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masshole:
Person
from Massachusetts who, by definition, is
bad-tempered, in a bad mood at all times, and
extremely rude. Most pronounced if from the
Boston area. Oh, it's a tiny state
(intellectually, morally, and physically) so all
of Massachusetts is in the Boston area.
Example: As it is, Chris is just an
asshole. If he were from Massachusetts, he's be a
masshole.
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master
of illusion: (Manglish.)
Used to describe a person who, when seen from
behind, is said to be quite attractive, until of
course the person turns around and you get to see
a good look on his or her face.
Example: Whoah, you cannot believe what
happen to me today. I thought I saw this sexy
girl at Petaling Street today,
so I say lah 'darling.' And then she turn around
and....- What, master of illusion?
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masteraider:
a
vehicle that orginated in the 70s, so Aussie
looking that it requires you wear a safari hat
and listen to The Land down under when riding in
it.
Example: we're going to Green Bay, Tina's
driving the masteraider.
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masterfulicious:
Used
in reference to writing that is beyond masterful.
Example: The metaphors in All Quiet on the
Western Front were masterfulicious.
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Mastress:
This
Mistress who takes control everything without
cowering behind her femininity.
Overt dominence by a women.
Example: The mastress of the house is
responsible for financial affairs.
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matchitivity:
The
ability to match clothes.
Example: Women have better matchitivity
than men.
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Mate:
A
word used to refer to a friend
Example: Yeah, Andy's my best mate
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mater:
Pronounced
mate r. A shortening of the two words mate and
later. Used as a farewell.
Example: Nice catching up with you, mater.
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Mates
Rates: A
(usually substantial) discount given to a friend
or family member in a retail situation.
Used widely in Australia.
Example: Frank, the football coach, got
wasted on half-price beer.
Seems that his old friend Barry (the barman) was
charging him mates rates.
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math:
A
hip hop term that refers to one's phone number.
Example: My answering machine: I'm not
home right now. Lleave your name and your math
and I'll call back.
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math:
A
system by which you can attempt to determine the
special of the month at a given fast food
restaurant.
Example: What does the math say about the
Monterey Ranch Chicken Sandwich at Wendys?
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Mathing:
The
act of doing Math...If one who is using paint is
painting, then one who is using numbers and
equations should be described as mathing.
Example: The calculus students were in the
lounge mathing before class.
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matically:
Dramatically
or terribly.
Example: There must be someting matically
wrong with you.
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matressable
(mat-tris-abl): A
girl that you would like to get in the sack.
Example: Damn that girl is matressable. A
good word to use when you dont want people
knowing what your talking about
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matricize:
To
resembling or emulate the movie The Matrix.
Example: Charlie's Angels was all
matricized.
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matrimoney:
An
exhorbinant amount of money spent to celebrate
the beginning of the end of your relationship.
Example: The matrimoney has left me
destitute, and the honeymoon is over.
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matrix:
Bending
back in order to avoid something, similar to the
bullet dodging seen in the movie The Matrix.
Pulling a matrix.
Example: Lindsey tried to dump a cup of
water on me but I pulled a matrix and she only
got my shoe.
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matrix
fighting: Term
used to describe wire-assisted or wire-fu martial
arts fighting in movies. Named for the movie _The
Matrix_, the first mainstream movie to
successfully showcase such fighting. Often used
by people whose first exposure to wire-fu is
through this movie.
Example: _Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon_
may have better matrix fighting than any previous
movie.
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mature
moment: Usually
applied to people over 40--a synonym for brain
fade or synapse lapse. Forgetting something
simple.
Example: I forgot milk at the store again.
I must have had a mature moment.
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mawn(ing):
When
you almost yawn but it stops at the last second.
Example: I've been mawning for the last
hour.
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mawst:
A
sore on a bear's mouth.
Example: The mawst was swollen and painful
to the bear, causing great roars that shook the
trees.
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maxin'
and lampin': To
chill out in style. Dressed to the nines and
kickin' 'round the house. (Thanks to Jason from
Atlanta for this one.)
Example: Jill: Whatcha doin', hon? Jack:
Awww, you know, jus' maxin' and lampin'.
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mayhap,
mayhaps: A
play on maybe. Sometimes mayhaps, then a play on
perhaps as well as maybe.
Example: Mayhap I will go to the dance
later.
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mayhaps:
A
combination of 'maybe' and 'perhaps.' Useful when
showing just how much you care about taking part
in an activity.
Example: So you want to go to that new Tim
Allen movie? Mayhaps, but isn't there anything
else on?
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mayonnaise
sandwiches: A
stereotypical favored delicacy of rednecks,
mentioned to flag someone as being of poor
breeding. Its usage was amplified by Chris Rock,
who described America as being full of white
trash who are broke-ass, livin' in trailer homes,
..., eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches, listenin' to
John Cougar Mellencamp records
Example: Observe mullet on that guy. You
think he just got through eating mayonnaise
sandwiches for lunch?
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mayonnaise-mannequin:
Someone
who is fake or a poser.
Example: Most pop icons today are nothing
more than mayonnaise-mannequins.
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MBA:
Married
But Available.
Example: He's not just a lech he's an MBA.
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mbooshkateer:
Derived
from musketeer and used when wanting to avoid
revealing a true occupation.
Example: Suzy: So, I'm a hairdresser. What
do you do for a living?
CIA Agent: Oh, I'm an mbooshkateer.
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Mc*word*:
Allows
limitless unflattering descriptions of people and
their mannerisms.
Preceding word is what they are, trailing two
words are what they do.
Example: Fakey McYakYak...Chintzy
McCheapCheap...
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Mc-:
Prefix
meaning shoddy, half-assed, lame, low quality,
etc.
Example: It only took me a couple of hours
to write my Mcpaper, but I hope I still get a
good grade.
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McDeath:
Vegetarian/vegan
nickname for the popular fast food chain...
also refers to the way your intestines feel after
eating in said food chain.
Example: Bert: I feel so gross and bloated
right now.
ERnie: Well, no wonder, you just ate at McDeath.
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McDoctor:
No-waiting
24hr mini-emergency rooms that have sprung up
around malls.
Example: I can't wait to see my regular
MD, so I'll just run over to the McDoctor.
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McDogfood:
1.
Fast food hamburgers. 2.A generic reference to
fast food.
Example: I worked late so I grabbed some
McDogfood on the way home.
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Mcdonald's:
An
alternative for any foul word.
Example: 1. Oh, just go to McDonald's.
2. Well, you know you can just stick that in a
McDonald's.
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McDumbass:
Dumbass,
but slightly more interesting. Especially at or
near a McDonalds.
Example: Someone drops her fries and you
say, Nice move, McDumbass.
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McFloi:
Simply
pool, on a pool table, but hard to pronounce from
an infant's tounge.
Example: I want to play McFloi.
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McGee:
Expression
attached to an adjective (including insulting
adjectives) to form a pseudo-proper name.
Example: Hurry up now, Speedy McGee. or
You're crazier than Crazy McGee if you think I'm
going to do that!
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McGillicuddy:
describes
a person, place or thing that is representative
of a whole class or type.
-the epitome of.
Example: Your boyfriend has a mullet and
drives a Camaro. He is definitely cheese
McGillicuddy.
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McGirl:
1) A
cute girl working a McDonalds 2) Something to
order at the drive through
Example: 1) Did you see the McGirl at the
McDonald's down the street? 2) I'll have a #3
with a coke, (under your breath) and a McGirl.
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McGoon:
A
member of a mob team, especially when as to
appear similar or identical, or with the
intention of a hooligan.
Example: 1. Agent Harris walked swiftly
down the corridor, two McGoons in tow. 2. Why
should we believe the likes of you? yelled a
McGoon from the crowd.
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mcguffin:
Movie
term, invented by Hitchcock, to refer to any
interchangeable object
--diamonds, secret plans, computer disk, rare
animal etc.-- that is the focus of the action in
the plot,
but which has no significance to the plot itself.
Example: In _The Pink Panther_, the
diamond is the McGuffin. It could have been
anything.
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mchoober:
A
thingie-like thing. Often used with the word
thingie, to wit, thingie-mchoober.
Example: Gimmie the.... What's it
called?... The...the...mchoober.
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mcjob:
To
describe the act or working for, or searching for
work that is of the McDonald's variety.
Example: Mom, I think I'm just going to
McJob for the summer.
I don't want to go through all the work of
putting up resumes and finding something real.
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McKilometers:
The
distance between McDonalds fast food outlets.
Term used as an exaggeration of distance.
Example: I can hear you 5 McKilometers
away!
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McMansion:
A
generic, bland or ugly mass-produced American
upper-middle-class house unit.
Example: Bob and his family are living a
happy life in their new McMansion.
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McQueen:
An
example of incredible coolness, from cool actor
Steve McQueen.
Example: Look at Richie talking to that
girl. He's so McQueen right now.
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McSally:
The
middle finger or corresponding gesture. Thought
to be named after an annoying supervisor at a
steel plant. Apparently since steel plants are
noisy, a kind of informal sign language was
evolved. The sign for McSally was the middle
finger.
Example: Some jerk cut me off, so I threw
him the McSally.
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McSite:
A
website thrown together with all the passion,
creativity and lack of lustre that a McDonald's
employee puts into cooking a burger.
Example: I'll meet you down at the pub as
soon as I've finished McSite.
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McSubstance:
Secretly
copyrighted and trademarked by the McDonald's
Corporation in 1992,
McSubstance is rumoured to be a mixture of 2
parts asbestos,
1 part grease, 3 parts mayonnaise, and 4 parts
unknown;
with it, McDonald's are able to whip, cook, or
stir the substance into any and all of their
burger,
ice cream and drink products, as well as their
styrofoam containers.
Can be used as a derogatory adjective.
Example: This chicken tastes like a piece
of McSubstance.
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mctishin:
Extreme
happiness when someone praises you for doing a
excellent job.
Example: I felt very mctishin when my
teacher put a GROOVY sticker on my paper.
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McVagiBurger:
Any
burger without cheese.
Example: I'd like a cheeseburger--no, make
that a McVagiBurger.
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MD:
Used
in the medical profession to denote how doctor
feels about himself.
Can mean Minor Deity or Major Deity depending on
the specialty of the doctor involved.
Example: I am an MD!, Your waiting for 4
hours to see me for 3 minutes is an experience
you should cherish.
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me-mail:
An
email written by someone utterly self-absorbed.
He either complains about life or brags about
how great he is, never asking how you are.
Example: All she ever sends me is
me-mails. Why am I even friends with her?
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me-mee:
parents
say this when they want their children to sleep
so they can have me time.
Example: It's time for me-mee.
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meafo:
Acronym
for My Exams Are F***ing Over.
Example: Meafo! I deserve a smoothie.
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Meafordite:
some
one of the town of Meaford
Example: Darn meafordites always trying to
tip my cows.
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meal:
The
4th meal of the day, eaten after dinner, usually
around 2am.
Very common among college students and bar
patrons.
Example: You wanna go get meal after last
call?
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Mean
as a Stripe'ed Snake: Hateful,
spiteful, malicious, acerbic, scornful, and just
generally devilish and the most unpleasant sense
of being.
Example: That little boy who bit your leg
is just means as a stripe'ed snake.
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meander-thal
or slo-magnon: someone
(usually a big gump of a person in a mall) who
walks slowly and doesnt seem to have any clue
what he/she is doing
Example: I'm strolling down the middle of
the hallway, and I ran into this huge dope. He
was just standing there, what a meander-thal.
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meanderthal:
early
morning wanderer about the house, unshaven,
scratching where it itches
Example: at 5 a.m. he can barely pry open
his eyelids as he cruises the house, a true
meanderthal
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Meanwhile:
a
red-alert amongst friends to notice a passerby
(usually attractive)
Example: As the blonde adonis walked by,
Mark said, Meanwhile! His friends took a look and
quickly agreed.
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measureit:
to
measure something
Example: give me the spoon to measureit
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meat-eater:
U.S.M.C.,
Vietnam era. A fearless, aggressive, alpha-male
often envied by his peers.
Example: He decked that gorilla with one
punch. He's a real meat-eater.
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meatcentric:
A
condition in which a person bases most of his or
her diet on beef, pork, lamb, or chicken.
Example: The juice bar patrons gasped when
the overbearing meatcentric demanded a steak
burger.
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meathead:
Generally:
a large man, usually wears a medium t-shirt over
huge pecs. Employed at a bar. Drinks heavily,
fights frequently, harasses women, eats a lot and
spills it on that size medium t-shirt. Obtrusive,
abrasive, and condescending.
Example: Went to Scores last night .
Showed the door guy my I.D. He laughed, tossed it
on the ground, and threw me in the street, the
meathead.
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meats:
a
vehicle's tires
Example: Since I've got new meats on my
car, I'm no longer afraid to drive in the rain.
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meatspace:
The
world where people live, the functional opposite
of cyberspace.
Example: They got off llne and decided to
get together in meatspace.
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meatware:
The
people cost of an IT project.
Example: Hardware (computers), software
(programs), and meatware (IT personnel) complete
the IT triangle.
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mech:
A
bipedal military robot loaded with advanced
weaponry, usually giant in size.
Example: I was driving in my car when
suddenly a mech destroyed the bridge up ahead.
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MeD:
To
have power, like a king or Presedent
Example: Jason has alot of MeD as the
chairman of a big company.
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media
imperialism: The
concept that a particular country or culture can
enforce its ideals, culture, or perspectives of
world affairs on another culture, country, or
countries.
Example: The Blair government in England
sought to ban FoxNews, because of its media
imperialism and its desire to place its own spin
on the President's actions.
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mediacracy:
Government
by the media. Think mediocrity. (Cf: adhocracy -
Rulership by committees and task forces. From The
Grandiloquent Dictionary,
http://www.islandnet.com/~egbird/dict/dict.htm)
Example: This isn't what our forefathers
had in mind, but we've earned this government we
have, this mediacracy.
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medievil:
Just
medium evil. Nowhere near the calibre of evil
suggested by Marcellus Wallace in The Gold Watch,
_Pulp Fiction_, 1994, when he said to Zed and
what remained of Maynard, I'm gonna get medieval
on your ass. Torturing them, perhaps even
skinning them alive, was not out of the question.
Medievil could involve medium calibre, but not
high calibre torture.
Example: Chris is probably only medievil,
but he's only in his 30s. With seasoning he could
get really bad--if he lives long enough.
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Mediorca:
The
not-so-exact middle of a killer whale.
Example: Mantuk and Banthar wanted equal
pieces of the creature and would not hesitate to
slay
Ungan if he so much as hitched towards the
mediorca.
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medloid:
An
alloy consisting primarily of trace extracts from
the elements startrekium and marlborolightium.
Methods of mining on earth have consistently
proved futile.
Typically derived only from incoming earthbound
projectiles released from the second story of the
oortcloud.
Example: Fixing this lawn mower is really
a pain in the neck. Sure wish I had a couple
pounds of medloid to boost my octane.
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meeep:
Exclamation
indiciating shock or surprise.
Example: You're playing Quake, you turn
the corner, and you find 6 bad guys all with
BFGs--your only response is Meeep!
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Meef:
1.
Generic squirrel/rodent sound, origin uncertain.
2. Generic sound used to indicate you are still
online.
3. Generic sound of panic in a stressed
situation.
Example: 1. So I was sitting there and the
little guy just comes up and meefs at me trying
to say hi!
2. I'm meef.
3. Oh meef...!
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meep:
a
sound/word you say when poked or otherswise
surprised
Example: She meeps as her friend comes up
and pokes her.
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meep:
Expression
of surprise and more often than not, a delighted
surprise. :)
Example: Your friend gives you a hug when
you're feeling blue: Meep! I wasn't expecting
that.
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meese:
Plural
of moose.
Example: If you're driving in
Newfoundland, watch out for meese crossing the
road.
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meetingcide:
death,
typically by boredom, due to the frequency of
meetings or the length of a single meeting.
Example: Meetingcide was the clear cause
of Rebecca's death due to the ridiculous amount
of time she spent in the staff meetings required
by the organization.
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meff:
a
description of somebody who is slightly scruffy
Example: what are you wearing you look
like a meff
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mega:
Incredible,
fantastic. Can be added to words like cool.
Example: The party on Saturday night was
mega.
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Mega-Ace:
A
word almost always used in sarcasm to describe
something that bad.
Sometimes used in conjunction with hand motions,
pointing to a raised thumb.
Example: After hearing about some guy's
new hobby of stamp collecting, Yeah, mega-ace.
Points to raised thumb.
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megagrotic:
A
big, snowy hill for sledding.
Example: Bill and Janey sailed down the
megagrotic on their innertube.
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megan:
to
laugh until liquid comes out of one's nose
Example: When he told his joke, Wendy
meganed all over the lunch table
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megastraction:
(prefix
mega- and distraction) A distraction so great
everyone has to stop what they're doing and look.
Example: The dog running onto the
playground was a major megastraction to the
children.
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meh:
Multi-purpose
response, mainly used to imply a degree of
indifference. Tone of voice and circumstance
imply the meaning. Can be used when you don't
want to answer an awkward or embarrassing
question--or if you just plain have nothing else
to say, and you want the other person to
interpret meh however she
chooses./////WebMasterP/webmasterp@xtremetek.com/
http://www.xtremetek.com: desc: A mix of goddamn
and any other curse word you want. Usually used
to demean someone else's idea--in a one word
sentence with an exclamation mark. Yell loudly
and make a crow-like sound. Ex: A: Why don't we
turn ourselves in? B: Meh!
/////David/moptail@hotmail.com/http://www.angelfire.com/or/crimmy:
desc: A term of indifference or neutrality. A
subtle form of requesting sympathy due to being
despondent.
Example: A: What did you think of that
movie? B: Meh. OR A. Do you like Chris? B: Meh.
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meimei:
Pronounced
mee-mee. A term used to descibe cowardly
behavior.
Example: Filled with terror, he screamed
like a meimei.
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meine
fresse (MEYE-nuh FRESS-u: German
words meaning the equivalent of my god!
Example: Meine Fresse, will you ever shut
up?!?
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melh:
A
grotesque random ouburst of laughing.
Example: Look at that random and obscene
melh.
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Melissa
Syndrome: A
state of being in which the most important thing
in your life is your wife or girlfriend, doing
whatever they say. Family and friends are
forgotten or ignored.
Example: Andy has a serious case of
Melissa Syndrome. He treats his mom like she
isn't even alive sometimes.
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Mellaflusia:
A
state of utopian bliss. A feeling of calm, zen,
or superiority.
Example: ...and after exhaling, Kreplech
was left in a satisfied mellaflusia.
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melless:
Worry-free;
carefree; happy.
Example: Why does she act so melless when
you know that inside she's angry all the time?
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mellish:
The
act of being a self-centered, narcissistic moron
who doesn't know her head from her ass.
Example: I am better looking than you,
Lauryn. Stop being so mellish!
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mellowdrama:
Dramatic,
but in a laid back kind of way.
Example: I can't believe you haven't put
out the trash yet, so could you, like whenever?
she said, her voice tinged with mellowdrama.
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melodharma:
New
age actions or sayings taken to a ridiculous or
misappropriated level.
A combination of the of the Hindu and Buddhist
word kharma--
the principle or law that orders the universe-
and melodrama
Example: Rachel just read the Celestine
Prophecy and now she won't stop spouting her
melodharma.
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melonious:
The
possession by a body part or area of the body of
the aspect of a melon in any combination of size
and shape.
In men it usually applies to the head, in women
it is also sometimes applied to the chest.
Example: Chris tried to buy a hat but the
shop had nothing to fit his melonious cranium.
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melonology:
The
study of melons and people named Mel.
Example: I study melonology at Yale. I got
my degree in cantaloupe and minored in Mel
Gibson.
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melt:
A
person who clothing style mixes and matches.
Usually dressed in thrift clothing.
Example: That girl in the Coke delivery
shirt and jeans is a melt.
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meltdown:
When
the boiling point of your anger is reached, or
when you are frazzled and ready to explode.
Example: Lady Lorex had a meltdown when
she discovered that Rick, the gardener,
had cut down her favourite rose bush.
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member
of the moronic temple: Used
to tell or ask if person is stupid.
Example: You got hit by a car? You must be
a member of the moronic temple.
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memberfication:
I.D.-
from my three year old son Jack
Example: Excuse me m'am, but I need to see
your memberfication.
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membratastic:
An
out of the ordinary mambrane, or a membrane that
excels.
Example: Ordinarily I wouldn't trust it.
But this membrane is membratastic
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meme:
Shortened
form of mimeme, derived from gene.
An idea or concept that resides and travels to
and from various people's brains.
Can be used to describe an idea or information as
if parasitic.
Word obtained from Richard Dawkin's The Selfish
Gene.
Example: 1. The God meme is a very
widespread meme which resides in the
consciousness of many people.
2. Computers and writing media can be used as
large meme repositories, and can aid the spread
and reproduction of memes.
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meme
pool: A
large collection of ideas, or link to ideas
(memes) in one big storage space.
Example: Whoever came up with that Wazzup?
saying really shouldn't have released it into the
memepool. It's spread like crazy.
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memetics:
The
study of backgounds, history, vocabulary, ideas,
memes. Memeticly (adv). Memtic (adj).
Example: You are just like him, I swear,
you must be memetically identical.
OR If I had a better understanding of his memetic
code, I could tell you why he likes that.
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memnull:
Zero
memory; stupid, moron, idiot.
Example: He's always making stupid
mistakes because he's a memnull.
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memory
illusion: Used
in two senses:
1. Those all-too-frequent moments when you can't
remember whether you did something or
just thought about doing it;
2. those other all-too-frequent and embarrassing
moments when you have absolutely
clear and vivid memories of events or
conversations that never happened at all.
Example: Mark Twain's famous statement
I remember everything whether it happened or not
tells us that he understood the important role
memory illusions play in everyday life.
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menapuke:
I'm
gonna puke. Said if there's not enough time to
say anything else.
Example: Bryon: Lauryn, you look kinda
sick. Are you ok?
Lauryn: Menapuke!
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Mendydo:
A
person who is highly productive and makes the
workplace fun.
Example: Why can't Joseph be more like
Mendydo?
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Menglish:
A
language spoken solely with the intent of
communicating between two people--characterized
by no
regard to grammar, spelling, sentence structure,
or other bothersome rules. See Manglophone.
Example: If U ken compredays this then U
already no what Menglish iz.
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meninano:
To
not know what is going on around you.
Example: Are we going to the mall
today?...Meninano, are we?
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MENSA
candidate: Sarcasm-laced
term used to describe someone who would never in
a million years
be considered for membership by MENSA (the high
I.Q. society).
Always delivered with heavy sarcasm and contempt.
Example: What? You thought that playing
catch with a steak knife would be a good idea?
You got a punctured lung, did you? Yeah, you're
definitely a MENSA candidate.
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mental
goalie: The
part of your brain that keeps you from saying out
loud the evil or stupid
thoughts that are sometimes your first response
to questions or situations.
Example: Thank God for my mental goalie.
Otherwise, when she told me she was pregnant, I'd
have blurted out,
Oh, who's the father?
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mental
laxative: the
inability to keep your thoughts (mainly negative)
in your head, having no couth
Example: When he told his girlfriend she
looked fat in her dress, he was suffering from
mental laxative
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mental
lounger: One
who is too lazy to think through an issue.
Example: His opinion comes from a brain
lying in a mental lounger mode for too long.
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mentalpause:
The
mid-life tendency to have one's thoughts
temporarily clouded or one's information
recall blocked in mid-sentence. Akin to a senior
moment.
Example: Uncle Eric was recounting the
highlights of a trip into the Amazon Jungle when
he hesitated for a moment, searching for an
important detail. Then, as the mentalpause slowly
lifted, he astounded us with the conclusion of
his exciting adventure.
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mentaltude:
An
attitude shared by the general public that is
almost wholly
the result of media-generated propaganda, with no
basis in reality.
Example: Over time, we have adopted a
mentaltude in regards to tolerance of or sympathy
for perversion.
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mentattitude:
Someone
who does not have the right mental attitude about
something
Example: James did not have the right
mentattitude when he went for his tax audit.
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mentee:
person
instructed by a mentor
Example: The teacher looked at the faces
of his mentees.
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menthaesthesia:
Loss
of feeling in scalp, due to overindulgence in
mint shampoo.
Example: Yerks! That's not cool and
refreshing. That's cranial menthaesthesia.
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mentifex:
Mindmaker.
From the Latin, mens, mentis (mind) and facere
(to make).
Example: The programmer was working on a
mentifex-class artificial intelligence.
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meowleluia
chorus: A
game in which you sing the word meow to classical
or religious tunes, solo or in groups.
Example: The meowleluia chorus began when
we sang meows to Amazing Grace
in three part harmony--most impressive.
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mer:
an
interjection when someone's talking to you and
you don't want to listen
Example: them...so anyway, i was at the
mall and... you(interrupting)...mer...
them(shocked)...what? you...mer... them...yeah,
so, um... you...mer!
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Mer:
Can
be used as a payout to describe simple idiocy but
in the process make the user look
more of a fool, can also be used in the place of
everyday words such as what and why.
Example: That guy is so mer it is not
funny OR I'm sorry, mer?
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merch:
Material
goods, merchandise.
Example: She only got into show business
for the free merch.
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mercurygirl:
A
zany,fun loving Canadian girl, obsessed with old
Mercury pickups.
Example: Ya! She loves old trucks..she is
a regular mercurygirl!
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mergemeister:
A
driver who is unusually adept at merging safely
regardless of traffic speed or congestion.
Example: The mergemeister crossed four
lanes of traffic during rush hour and exited the
highway without being honked at once.
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mergeredness:
A
somewhat depressed condition caused by the merger
of the company where you were employed with one
or more other companies.
Example: Schlackel occasionally
experiences bouts of mergeredness since his job
was declared to be redundant.
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merise:
The
disk-shaped connecting part that joins the stem
to the foot on a traditional goblet. (See also
avolio.)
Example: The finest examples of 16th
century Venetian goblets have three evenly-sized
merises
between the bowl and the stem.
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merlin:
A
gifted but lazy student who somehow manages to
pass exams
without doing any work at all, as if by magic.
Example: A. Did Kurt pass his exam?
R. Yeah, he truly is merlin.
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MESH:
the
linguistics of self
Example: Speak mesh only when spoken to.
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mesopotato:
A
very old potato. Old enough to have come from
Mesopotamia. Sprouting and everything. Yech.
Example: How disgusting, my ex-roommate
left a bag of mesopotatos in the cupboard. She's
going to hell.
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messagement:
The
art and practice of communicating, particularly
with email messages..
Example: Messagement in the heat of the
moment is usually regretted.
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meta:
Prefix.
Dealing with topic rather than information--e.g.,
an online diary about other online diaries.
Example: Why can't we see fewer meta sites
and more original content?
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Meta-:
Meta-
/Mehtah/ (Prefix) 1. Meta is a prefix that can be
joined to any word to indicate that word is a
multifunctional varient of the word.
Example: Meta- is a meta-prefix, in this
case it indicated that it can be used in many
diffrent prefixes.
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meta-irony:
describing
when the irony involved is itself, ironic.
Example: The song Ironic by Alanis
Morissette does not actually describe anything
ironic. The chorus could be described as
meta-ironic.
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metaabsurd:
The
state of being that is beyond absurd, or the
study of the principles that explain the nature
of absurdity itself.
Example: Being naked in public because you
stepped outside of your hotel room and the door
closed behind
you is absurd. If your mother and her book club
then walked down the hall, this would be
metaabsurd.
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metacool:
Beyond
cool.
Example: Jill is so hip and trendy she's
metacool.
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metal:
Signifying
approval or happiness
Example: That chick Molly is metal.
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metal-monger:
Also
muscle-car.
Any of the large, fast, two-door, American sedans
built between 1966 and 1974.
Example: The '68 Dodge Charger is the
classic American metal-monger.
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metaler:
Person
who listens to heavy metal all the time,
relentlessly. Appearance: long, mousse-groomed
hair; tight, stoned-washed jeans;
fanny pack (containing a Zippo, pack of
cigarettes, and a demo tape of their own lame
band); poorly-executed, ridiculous-looking
tattoos of skulls and bones; tank top; and a
menacing stance.
Example: Went to Saratoga Winners last
night to see Marauder and Type O. Place was
packed with metalers. Humorous, to say the least.
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metalgearsolidy:
Something
that really is great.
Example: The St.Louis Rams are
metalgearsolidy.
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metallicat:
a
fan of Metallica, also the band members
themselves.
Example:
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Metallifreak:
Avid
or devoted fan of the band Metallica.
Example: DeWayne has all the rare
Metallica albums. Has ticket stubs framed to his
wall. And he even has a lock of Jaymz Hetfield's
hair. He is a genuine a Metallifreak.
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metalybollobs:
Those
millions of little silver droplets that spray
everywhere when you drop an old glass
thermometer or otherwise spill mercury
Example: Daddy, I dropped the thermometer
and it broke into metalybollobs.
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metaspam:
Spam
that tries to sell you email lists and spam
services. Targeted at webmasters.
Example: I got more metaspam than real
email yesterday.
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MetaTate:
Staring
at the monitor in contemplation while you prepare
a post or comment to MetaFilter.
Example: I had to MetaTate for an hour
before I organized my comment to that link.
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meteor
strip: The
patch of land in between lanes on the highway.
Example: He drove his car on the meteor
strip.
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meteorette:
A
lit cigarette butt thrown out the window of the
car ahead of you at night.
Example: Meteorette
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meterologist:
A
person who can't help watching the meter tick
over in the taxi in which he is travelling.
Example: The more John travelled in a taxi
the more his eyes were glued to the meter. He had
become a real meterologist
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methinks:
I
think.
Example: It's raining outside. Methinks
I'm going to get my coat.
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Methodist
religious: A
Golden Mean sort of religious--probably more
fundamental or evangelical than Unitarians, but
less than the Pentecostal religions.
Example: Me: Her son seems to be pretty
religious, probably more so than Susan. Her: Our
kids are religious, too. They're Methodist
religious. You know what I mean, don't you? Me:
Yes, I went to MYF every Sunday night. But that
was largely because there were a lot of cute
girls there from the neighboring church. We also
had a regular Sunday night poker game afterwards.
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methostiff:
1.
One who has been a Methodist from birth.
2. One who believes that the Christian religion
started with John Wesley.
3. One who is unwilling to consider the claims of
any other religious denomination.
Example: My grandma remained a methostiff
till the day she died.
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methylethylbadstuff:
Used
by Orlando Fire Dept. Communications Specialists
to describe any type of unknown hazardous
material whether solid, liquid, gas or biological
in nature.
Example: Example: I don't know what kind
of methylethylbadstuff that tanker was carrying
but it's on fire now...whatever it is!
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metric
butt-load: A
high, unimaginable, or exaggerated number.
Example: I just ate a metric butt-load of
gummi bears. I think I'm gonna puke.
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metrognome:
A
metrognome is an elf-like or troll-like person of
Swiss descent who collects tickets in the Paris
Metro. The metrognome is a small, ugly Swiss
immigrant in Paris, France, currently employed as
a toilet attendant.
Being unable to afford a taxi when he first
arrived, he started riding Le Metropolitain
wherever he went.
Eventually he came to love his frequent rides so
much he got a part-time job filling in as a
ticket taker on weekends.
(Individual Métro ticket is 8FF; packet of 10
tickets (a Carnet) is slightly more reasonable.
Cost of RER tickets depends on distance traveled.
Within central Paris cost is the same as Métro
tickets, and the same ticket is also valid on
both systems.)
Example: Watch out when you step away from
the pissoir at Le Crazy Horse Saloon.
Their metrognome just about pounces on
you--little twerp must be desperate for tips to
support his habit.
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mew:
Basically
another verb meaning to vomit, spew, chuck. Can
also be used as a noun.
Example: 1. Last night after a few too
many brews I didn't feel too well and mewed.
2. Sometimes when you're sick, you have to have a
mew.
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mezmer:
The
hair on a woman's face that mesmerizes you. Try
as you may to focus on other features and no
matter how attractive she might otherwise be, you
are overwhelmed with the urge to stare at the
hair. Mono-brow, mustache, whiskers, etc.
Example: I tried to look her in the eye,
but I just couldn't take my eyes off the mezmer
on her upper lip.
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mibble:
the
act of talking complete, freestyle nonsense.
Originated in South Wales and is gradually
spreading east.
Example: we had too much booze and ended
up mibblin' in the park.
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michelinized:
Used
mainly in reference to fat babies who resemble
the Michelin Man in body structure.
Example: Rachel's baby has been
michelinized.
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Michigan
left: In
many cities in Michigan, one cannot make a left
turn at a major intersection.
Instead, one must turn right, and then do a
U-turn through the median to turn left.
Example: To get to that McDonald's, you
have to do a Michigan left.
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mickey:
Making
fun of someone.
Example: Stop taking the mickey out on me.
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Mickey
D's: McDonald's.
Example: Let's go get some food at Mickey
D's.
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micro
media: Weblogs
or websites that offer links to articles,
comments, and opinions related to certain current
events, to such an extent that they are
considered as an alternative news source.
Example: His personal weblog died the day
he decided to micro media Gary Condit's
activities.
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micro-metrical-autometrology-a:
The
career of one who ensures quality control in
ukaturnative three pronged blibits.
Example: Whats your profession? Oh, I'm a
Micro-Metrical-Autometrology-Analyst.
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microbloat:
Microsoft
computer application of such extreme size that it
fills your hard drive and takes forever to
install.
Example: I spent all last night installing
the new microbloat and now I need a new hard
drive.
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Microfasting:
That
period of time spent waiting for a microwave to
warm your lunch when at work.
Example: I'm now spending half of my lunch
break microfasting.
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Microsoftcide:
The
breaking up of Microsoft or killing off any
monopoly.
Example: The justice tried to practice
Microsoftcide but failed.
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Microt:
The
little pieces of paper towel the size of a dime
that you tear off in attempts to pull a full
sheet.
Example: How'm I gonna clean up the spill?
All I can get off this roll of Bounty is microts.
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mid-flight:
Caught
in the act, this also goes along with the deer in
the headlights look.
Example: Caught you mid-flight, you
jackass.
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Mideast
Skylight: Any
aperture in one's home that comes as a result of
a military action. Can be in the ceiling, walls,
or floor.
Example: Yassir Arafat's compound in
Ramallah has been significantly enhanced with
mideast skylights in recent weeks.
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midgetbigot:
One
who hates small minds.
Example: I'm such a midgetbigot that I
think anyone displaying obvious signs of
stupidity should be shot
on site (or on sight) or at the least sterilized.
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midgie:
Fly-like
insects prone to biting in the height of summer.
Commonly found in Scotland.
Example: I've just been bite by another
midgie.
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midimize:
Clicking
on the overlapping squares button at the upper
right in a window to make it a mid-sized floating
window.
Example: In order to view two windows on
your screen you should midimize one or both of
the windows.
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midnight
around two: The
time of a late-night rendevous, unspecific,
because you're going out--
probably drinking, but you know you'll eventually
get there.
Example: I'll meet you at the bar. What
time? Midnight around two.
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midnight-thirty:
12:30
at night
Example: Please be home at usual curfew,
midnight-thirty.
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midworth:
the
trough in something's worth between the time it
is highly valued because it's new and the time
when it's highly valued because it's nostalgic
Example: Devo was in its midworth for most
of the 90s. Now it's coming back.
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miffed:
UK
slang: upset, put out, annoyed, angry. [This is
informal, but quite common in the US as well.]
Example: She was miffed that he turned up
late for the date yet again.
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miffle:
Nothing.
Example: A. What are you doing? B. Miffle.
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migot:
Singularly
bigoted on only one thing.
Only accepts one kind of outlook on life, or
approaches life through one vein of thought,
unable to accept others.
Example: Forget that migot. He's obsessed
with Walt Disney.
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mik-mill:
Variation
of milk.
Example: Could I have a tall glass of
mik-mil, please?
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Mike
Costa: A
cross between a homo and a gay.
Example: You little Mike Costa.
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mile
long dot com: This
is the name given to those stupid websites where
the URL is a mile long.
Example: http://www.milelongdotcom.com/14432/sam/pseudo/paul&garret/psgepfs3256/32463457/.com
is a mile long dot com.
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milf:
A
hot woman, a female who is pleasing to the eye.
Example: Did you see that chick that just
walked by? Absolute milf.
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militant
veggie: 1. A
vegetarian or vegan person who tends to be rather
outspoken about their non-meat-eating ways. 2.
Attitude of a vegetarian or vegan person who
tends to be rather outspoken about their non-meat
eating ways.
Example: Don't tell Sally that you had
lunch at McDonald's.. she'll go all militant
veggie on you!
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Milk,
Milking, Milked: Using
something up as much as possible.
Example: A: The guy got $3000 for that
little dent in his car door. He milked the
insurance company big time.
B: I got this hall pass with no date on it. I'm
going to milk it for all it's worth!
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Milliganese:
The
particular brand of goonish nonsense, invented
and used by the late, great Spike Milligan.
Example: Ning nang nong where the cows go
bong, is an example of Milliganese.
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millipause:
The
time it takes to check your memory for another
way to pronounce a word before saying it in the
company of anyone you want to impress.
Example: After a millipause I said Poo-ket
instead of the other way to say Phuket.
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Millipig:
Someone
who knows loads of useless facts and says them at
really stupid times.
Example: How did I know that?Oh, this
millipig told me.
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millitate:
to
irritate or anoy in a small way
Example: you millitate me or at least he
only millitates you
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milocryptavestamentaphilac:
person
who has a fetish for black underwear.
Example: My boyfriend is a
milocryptavestamentaphiliac.
|
mimbo:
Male
who acts exceptionally feminine (male bimbo =
mimbo).
Example: There's Sam, mincing around
again. He's a stereotype mimbo.
|
mimicate:
To
mimc and imitate at the same time.
Example: Josh can mimicate gorilla
movements and noises perfectly.
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min:
A
man, usually Scottish. Or just a platonic
man-to-man term of endearment.
Example: Min, ye are my best friend. Ye
ken 'at?
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mince:
A
name for someone who does something really
stupid.
Example: I cannot believe you just fell UP
the stairs, you mince.
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mince:
Wonderul,
cool, excellent, good.
Alternatively rubbish, pathetic, bad.
Generally used as the thing compared to in a
similie and its
goodness or badness determined by the adjective
in the similie.
Example: As cool as mince.
What a pile of mince.
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mincer:
Insult.
Like jackass or moron, etc.
Example: The blond guy in N 'SYNC is a
mincer.
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mindbogglation:
One's
mind being boggled repeatedly.
Example: Whoa! The mindbogglation factor
there was off the scale.
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mindo:
Like
a typo, but said in conversation. Simple mix-up
or slur of words or sounds.
Example: Do you mind if I ket the pat?
(pet the cat) Did you drive, or did you leave
your house at your car? (car at your house)
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Mineeni:
A
white iced bun found only in the baker's oven.
Must have pink squiggly icing.
Example: Two mineenis, please.
|
ming-ery:
(adj)
ming. er. ree Really gross, disgusting,
unattractive.
Example: That guy you went out with is the
most ming-ery guy ever.
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Minger:
Minger
= someone who smells or looks unclean, or is
generally unattractive
Example: oh god, look at her - she's a
right minger!
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mingin':
Unpleasant,
icky, bad-tasting, designed with bad taste, or
just heinously ugly (esp. of females). Also has
noun and verb forms.
Example: Don't drink that beer--it's
mingin'. OR, offensively: Yikes, she's nasty!
That girl mings for England!
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minging:
Disgusting,
foul, gross.
Example: My shoes were minging after I
stepped in the vomit.
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minimum:
daughter
Example: She should look like me, she is
my minimum.
|
minstint:
A
hurried minute, or expression to signify a rushed
situation.
Example: I'll be done in a minstint. OR
Come down here this minstint.
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mint:
very
cool. everything's okay.
Example: that party was mint - good party
|
minted:
rich,wealthy
Example: that bloke is minted
|
mintox:
Extra-specially
cool. Just as sick upsizes to fully sick, mint is
trumped by mintox.
Example: Davo's pool party was mintox.
|
mip:
Sharp,
precise word. Mostly used to describe one's mood,
usually joyful.
Example: Mip! I want to hug and kiss the
whole world.
|
Mip-Mip:
Derives:
Pax, Pacis. Another word for a Pacifyer. A brain
child of my three year old mind.
Example: Momma, I want my Mip Mip
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miracule:
A
scientifically acceptable miracle.
Example: Gadzooks, it's the Miracule of
Birth.
|
miralovent:
A
morale event, a type of get together that
companies have to boost employee morale.
Example: When is the company's next
miralovent?
|
mirt:
Dressing
or having a hairdo like an old person. A
relatively young person dressed too old. May also
be spelled as mert or myrt.
Example: I just had my hair done at the
hairdressers, and I think it looks a bit mirt.
OR Here comes mirt walking down the street.
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mirthquake:
The
physical manifestation of hilarity, aka a fit of
giggles, that leaves you breathless,
unable to make any sound, but shaking and rocking
in your seat with laughter.
Nothing to do with Quaker comedians.
Example: She was laughing so hard, the
mirthquake was an 8.2 on the Bill Hicks Scale.
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misaneria:
Hatred
of men.
Example: Though there is an undercurrent
of misogyny at the men's meeting,
the misaneria at the women's meeting is palpable.
|
miscara:
Those
black smudges you get on your eyelids when you
blink too soon after applying mascara.
Example: I'm late for work today because
of two bad miscaras I got while applying my
makeup.
|
mischief
alley: Any
place where unexpectedly fun things can happen.
Example: Sally's such a riot. Every time
she comes to town, we wind up in mischief alley.
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misconceived:
Those
born out of the failure to understand the
effectiveness of oral contraceptives and
prophylactics.
Also misconception.
Example: Clive and Diane were misconceived
because their parents thought they were being
careful.
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misconfused:
mis-con-fyoosed
1. The approximate state of being that IT Techs
sometimes find themselves in.
Example: When Tommy was being harrassed by
Jason, Joe and Mike, he experienced a heightened
mode of being misconfused and spluttered sentence
fragments at the customer he was attempting to
support.
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miscumbubulated:
Confused
or Unorganized
Example: My papers are all miscumbubulated
from falling on the floor or My mind is all
miscumbubulated after all that information.
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misel:
Might
as well.
Example: Misel take out the garbage.
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misgreet:
A
euphemism for insult.
Example: Excuse me, I think you just
misgret me.
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mishtookplah:
To
just give up.
Example: I was supposed to go to the gym
but I mishtookplahed.
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misle:
To
mislead someone in a malevolent manner. The past
tense is misled, pronounced my-zld, as opposed to
misLED, pronounced mis-led with short I and E,
and which might denote a more innocent intent.
Example: That dude done misled me. I'm
gonna misle him back.
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mislegend:
A
modern legend so patently false as to be
considered camp.
Example: JFK is being kept alive on a
Greek island--that's a mislegend.
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misnegglties:
Particulars.
Example: No need to quibble over the
misnegglties, my dear
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mispelings:
Misspelled
or misunderstood words submitted to the
pseudodictionary. The examples are from actual
submittals--four (summerize, essey, shakespear,
and charachters) came from a single submittal.
Some of the misspellings have been entered as new
words.
Example: Frase = Phrase, loose = lose.
Abreviation = abbreviation.Sindrom = syndrome.
Stimulent = stimulant. Impregned - ?! Thouht =
thought.
Ammount = amount. Tempreture = temperature.
Marvellous = marvelous. Generaly = generally.
Sandwitch, sawndwitch = sandwich. Deuschbag =
douche bag. Posessing = Possessing. Pleasent =
pleasant. Definative = definitive. Cubical =
cubicle. Freind = friend. Definately =
definitely. Summerize = summarize. Essey = essay.
Shakespear = Shakespeare. Charachters =
characters. Alright = all right. Toatly =
totally. Economoic = economic. Ussualy = usually.
Shakespere = Shakespeare. Extreamly = extremely.
Quotia = quotient. Gawdy = gaudy. Motovation =
motivation. Criptology = cryptology. Moraly =
morally. Concensus = consensus. Visa versa = vice
versa. Archeoligists = archeologists. Mithologic
= mythologic. Discribing = describe.
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missable:
Able
to be missed.
Example: Joey: No one misses me.
Frankie: Of course they miss you. You're so
missable.
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misspelation:
N.
An instance of incorrect spelling.
V. To incorrectly spell a word, often resulting
in humor.
Example: His research paper was one big
mispelation.
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misteeque:
Derived
from the name of the RnB band and pronounced in
the same way. To misteeque is to talk incredibly
fast.
Example: I'm amazed by the speed at which
my friend James (a real person, by the way) can
misteeque.
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misunderestimate:
To
simultaneously misunderstand and underestimate
Example: It appears that I have
misunderestimated you, Mr. Bond.
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misunderheard:
Not
heard right.
Example: Will you repeat that? I
misunderheard you.
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Mitch:
An
extreme prank.
Example: Wow, the seniors pulled one hell
of a mitch this year.
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mither:
To
bother, pester, hassle, harass, worry, fatigue.
Pronounced MY-thuh, this is a colloquial term
current in the North and Midlands areas of
England,
and is often applied to fretful children.
Example: Stop mithering, Johnny, we'll be
home soon.
Johnny kept mithering me all afternoon.
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MITIN:
an
acronym for: More Information Than I Need
Example: Oh, sheesh, MITIN... in response
to my cyber-sex partner's remark that his wife is
menstruating.
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mizworm:
A
particularly unpleasant person--short for
miserable worm.
Example: You mizworm! I can't believe you
would do that!
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mizzle:
Light
precipitation that is, in density, heavier than a
mist, but lighter than a drizzle.
Example: Look, kids, it's mizzling again.
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mlac:
Expression:
Calm down, take it easy. Said mil-lack.
Example: You don't have to yell at me.
Mlac a bit, bro.
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mmm...raspberry:
Said
when something tastes, looks, or feels good.
Example: Best looking guy I've seen this
year. Mmm...raspberry.
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mmmmmm:
Used
to describe something that is tasty.
Example: Mmmmmm, those ribs look
delicious.
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Mmmmph:
A
sound made through the nose whilst the mouth is
closed. Used to describe almost any emotion i.e
Apathy, Pleasure, Disintrest. Native to about 10
ppl on the east coast of Australia.
Example: How ya feeling man? Mmmmph oh
really? bummer.
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mmmyellow:
(inter.)
How saying hello sounds when one answers the
phone if one has just woken up
or if one is a lexical prodigy.
Example: (ring ring ring) Mmmyellow...
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mneh,
mneh, mneh: A
sound made when the person is trying to convey an
unpleasant feeling; when something is found
distasteful.
When you are making this sound, it almost looks
as if you are tasting the nastiness.
Example: I looked at her outfit, and it
was mneh, mneh, mneh. She has no idea that
pleather is, like, SO out.
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mnemographik:
Action
of remembering with a short description that is
as clear as a photograph.
Example: I really can learn or perfect
skiing a lot more efficiently with a mnemographik
method.
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moach:
An
upper caste cockroach. They like drinking
martinis, sitting in hot tubs whilst smoking
Cuban cigars. They deeply frown on their crunchy
six-legged cousins. Can also be used as an
adjective meaning cool or all right.
Example: That brie is moach to the max.
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mobo:
The
motherboard of a computer system.
Example: My mobo needs to be upgraded to a
Pentium 4.
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Mobs:
A
more than sufficient amount of something.
Example: I didn't need to buy any more
toilet paper because I had mobs at home already.
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moby:
huge
Example: there were 8 of us, so we needed
a moby pizza
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moc:
MOC
is an acronym for Male Of Choice, meaning someone
that you like, your male of choice. It does not
necessarily mean a boyfriend, more a crush.
Example: I saw the moc on the subway
yesterday, he looked very sexy in his blue shirt.
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Mock-eyed:
To
drink alcoholic beverages to the point where you
can no longer see.
Example: I went out drinking with my
buddies last night and got mock-eyed.
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mockahama:
Supersonic-idiotic-disconnected-brainaffected-bubbleheaded
jerk.
Example: Chris is the best known mockahama
in the state.
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mocus:
Like
the word fong, mocus connotes a disturbed energy,
a dysfunctional situation, the opposite of focus.
Note: Mocus, Idaho, is not the origin of the
word.
Example: The situation was full of mocus.
There was mocus everywhere. Mocus is beyond
bogus.
Mocus suggests serious fong.
Mocus is almost always the result of
confusement--i.e., lack of focus.
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mod:
Moderator.
Also used to describe lazy people who own a site
or a chat room you are visiting.
Example: Bob: Why are these chat rooms
such crud?
Slim: I dunno, probably designed by the mods.
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moded:
Used
to describe one who has just made a fool of
herself or gotten an unexpected, negative result.
(Term originated in the San Francisco Bay Area.)
Example: Well, that song's going to flop.
You are so moded. It just hit Number One.
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model-years:
Analogous
to dog-years, referring to a time-unit in a very
brief professional lifetime.
Can be extended to actress-years, starlet-years,
sportsman-years, scientist-years, and so on.
Example: Lancome dropped Isabella
Rossellini because she was in her forties,
which is about a 1000 in model-years.
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Modell,
Modelling: To
ruin someone's meal by asking Are you finished
with that?
Automatically makes the person eating inclined
towards offering the remainder of the meal.
From the character Modell in _Diner_.
Example: Stop Modelling. If you want my
sandwich just say so.
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moduleric:
An
odd act.
Example: Man that was one moduleric. I
mean the guy just swallowed a chicken whole, and
alive at that.
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Moe:
(pron.
Moh-ee) A refuge for bogans and sheryls.
Example: Teagan: Oh My God Tracey! Have
you been to Warren's new caravan in Moe. Tracey:
That's not a caravan, that's a panel van.
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moggie-don:
Your
cat is all nice and warm and comfy on your lap,
so you fall asleep because you don't want to
disturb it.
Example: Someone wakes you up because you
were asleep on the lounge with a cat on your lap:
Did I take a moggie-don!
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MOGGY:
Cat.
A Cockney expression.
Example: Yow! Moggies, en masse.
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mogical:
(adj)
Magical and logical, expressing simultaneous
approval and incomprehension,
as in laymen's discussions of science,
engineering, etc.
Example: I don't understand why it works,
but it does. Mogical! he said.
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mogile,
mogility: The
art of combining mobility and agility in a fluid
and graceful manner.
Example: The running back displayed
exceptional mogility evading the tacklers.
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moh:
A
word to say when you don't like something that's
happening. Like Homer Simpson's D'oh but sadder.
Example: A. You have to go now. B. Moh. I
don't want to.
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Moheffen:
Enormous,
huge.
Example: I'm so tired I need a moheffen
cup of coffee.
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moho:
A
short and furry person. Combination of monkey and
hobbit.
Example: That fuzzy midget is a moho.
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Moid:
To
act selfishly; to keep something for oneself.
(Credited to James Ruggieri.)
Example: Andrew, quit moiding on the vid
sitch. That is, stop playing that video game all
day long.
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moil:
In
glassblowing, the bit of glass that surrounds the
pipe that cannot be used.
Example: The goblet broke because the moil
got too cold and cracked.
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moil:
The
orange oily substance that bubbles to the top of
bolognese sauce whilst cooking or left standing,
also left as residue on plate after eating
spaghetti bolognese.
Example: This spaghetti bolognese is
really moilly.
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moishy:
A
combination of moist and mushy.
Example: That back porch rug is always
moishy after a storm.
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mole:
A
real low-life. Typically with a short neck, stout
head and very small brain, this nocturnal
creature seem to frequent dive bars, county fairs
and jail cells.
Example: That fellow must be the first
generation in his family tree to walk upright.
What a mole!
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mole-er
than thou: The
attitude in expensive mexican restaurants.
Example: Let's go to Chevy's. That other
place is sooo mole-er than thou.
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molehole:
The
name for a person who is either a very good
friend, or someone with an amazing resemblance to
a mole.
Example: Look at that molehole.
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molestache:
The
feathery, three-to-four day-old looking mustache
commonly worn by middle-aged men who may be
suspected of pedophilia.
Example: Jonny's face was adorned by a
downy-soft molestache.
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mollycottle:
when
you are wasting time, usually procrastinating.
Example: quit mollycottling dan! I need
our new swooshy-swirly logos implemented on our
website by thursday!
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Mom
Radar: The
innate ability of mothers to find anything
seemingly lost around the house.
Australian = Mum Radar.
Example: I thought my favourite shirt was
gone forever until I rediscovered it utilising
Mom Radar.
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Momma
Jahma: Extremely
big.
Example: Thats one Momma Jahma Slurpee.
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Mommaflauge:
To
remove all evidence of illicit paraphenalia,
empty alcohol containers, porn,
naked members of the opposite sex, et cetera,
from a dorm room, apartment, or house,
in anticipation of a parental visit.
Example: Dan, we have to mommaflauge the
house. My parents are coming by for dinner
tonight.
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mommanem:
One's
family
Example: Q. How's your mommanem?
A. They're fine.
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momo:
derogatory.
an idiot, jerk.
Example: He's a momo: he didn't leave a
tip for the waiter.
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momspam:
(varient:
dadspam) the endless barrage of trivial emails
sent by recently online mothers to their adult
children. Momspam is the cyber-age equivalent of
those envelopes full of newspaper clippings and
unfunny comic strips your mother used to send
you.
Example: examples of momspam are: unfunny
forwarded internet humor, links to news articles
and online birth and wedding anouncements,
pictures of relatives and pets, chain letters
& unfunny online comic strips.
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momular:
pertaining
to anything that looks or sounds like something a
mom would wear or do
Example: that is a momular looking shirt
or that is a momular saying
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mon
yana: I
don't know what this means! Can you help?
Example: As in: See you mon yana.
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monchichi:
A
sometimes small, hairier-than-usual person with
dark-toned skin. Origin: early 80s Saturday
morning cartoon of the same name.
Example: ex. Pete Sampras has monchichi
qualities.
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Mondayist:
Someone
who believes that Monday is the first day of the
week. See also Sundayist
Example: I used to think Sunday was the
first day of the week,
but there are so many Mondayists around I'm no
longer sure.
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mondegreen:
A
you-can-find-this-in-thedictionary-already word.
A mishearing, something that was misheard, a
misunderstanding. Happens all the time with song
lyrics, sayings, familiar pharases, slogans, etc.
Example: Gladly, the cross-eyed bear is
one of the better-known mondegreens.
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mondo:
Very.
Example: That is mondo tasty.
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money:
Pronounced:
Maaah-kneeMeaning: good, beneficial
Example: That footie game last night was
mo-ney!
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money:
Friend,
homie, dog, etc. Popularized by rapper DMX.
Example: Hey, money, what's poppin?
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Money
box: 1)The
ATM machine
2)The bank
3)Someone who owes you money
4)Parents(if applies)
Example: We have to hit up the money box
before we go out
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money-maybe:
Automatic
teller machine, especially one in a popular or
busy location and frequently out of cash.
Example: Before we go to the movie, I have
to hit the money-maybe. Otherwise you're buying.
|
moneytree:
An
unending producer of money.
Example: After finding out he was just a
moneytree to them, he decided to work only for
himself from then on.
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Monged:
Very
drunk.
Example: You should have seen how stupid
he was acting--he was monged.
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monger:
Abbreviation:
mong. Stupid people--idiot, or alternatively can
be used as a nickname for friends.
Example: Cassie is just a monger. OR Hey,
mong, what's going on?
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mongfrucious:
Unreasonably
large, numerous, expansive or extensive:
descriptive.
May also be used as an exclamatory statement.
Example: That was a mongfrucious amount of
money. OR He owns a mongfrucious amount of land.
OR
Godzilla is a mongfrucious lizard. OR
Exclamation: That's mongfrucious, Bert!
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mongloid:
Similar
to meathead, but with the emphasis on large
physical size and lack of intelligence.
Example: 1. See the size of that bouncer?
Mongloid could barely fit through the door.
(Could have meathead sense of being a jerk here.)
2. Didja' see the pizza guy? That mongloid could
barely fit through the door. (Less of the
meathead sense here. The pizza guy's a lot less
likely to be acting like a jerk.)
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Mongo:
Name
for a person who is mentally deficient.
Example: Nice driving there, Mongo!
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monk-style:
To
temporarly obstain from any sex, alcohol, or
drugs.
Example: Cindy isn't going clubbing
anymore. She's going monk-style tonight.
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monkey:
Frenetic,
often violent, usually reacting to something not
understood.
Example: I wanted to tell him it was over,
but I thought he'd go monkey on me. OR
I was teasing Phil's cat; which was funny until
it went monkey on my face.
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monkey
around: Goofing
off, especially when you don't have time to goof
off.
Example: Dad to Tom, Better do your
homework and quit sending words to the
pseudodictionary, son.
You don't have time to be monkeying around this
evening.
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Monkey-Flip:
A
white trash variation of a martial arts maneuver
whereby the attacker tosses the defender over his
head.
Example: Don't mess with me or I'll
monkey-flip ya.
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Monkey-Hanger:
Derogatory
term for Hartlepool residents, by other
North-Easteners (England).
From the fact that the town hanged a monkey
during the Napoleonic wars,
mistaking it for a French spy.
Example: Have you met our new teacher?
Yeah, she's a monkey-hanger.
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monkeyish:
Acting
stupid. If someone is monkeyish, he is acting
stupid--but he's not.
Example: My friend Chris acted monkeyish
at the party last week.
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monktified:
Describes
a person or situation that is primal in nature or
that is foolish.
Example: The monktified customer service
representative could not provide any sensible
help to the customer.
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Monolunaticidy:
When
something is horribly repetitive or boring but
also horribly insane.
Example: Practice today had so much
monolunaticidy--our director kept doing
cartwheels to get our attention.
|
monomatopoeia:
Sound
effects not recorded in stereo.
Example: Older films suffer from
monomatopoeia.
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Monoquistic:
Speak
in a monotone, one language voice with absolutely
no inflection.
Example: Your monoquistic skills are truly
boring.
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monorash:
Short
for mono-rationalise. To jump to a conclusion,
following the mistaken logic that just because
you *can* think of *a* reason for something,
that's THE reason.
Example: The Newsnight programme went on
another monorashing spree yesterday, I see.
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monosexual:
A
man whose wife on becoming pregnant during their
first union is refused sex forever.
Example: We'll not be having more children
as I'm monosexual.
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monosyblacioustutatious:
Cool.
Example: She thinks she is so
monosyblacioustutatious.
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monotheopoly:
Exclusive
rule over humanity without need to compete with
other gods--monotheistic monopoly.
Example: God should be broken up into
several less powerful deities. I'm tired of
living in this monotheopoly.
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montipyhone:
Mon-tee-pie-hoe-n.
Funny by nature of being spelled wrong.
Example: Maybe we should be writing
montipyhone sketches and not games.
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monumenial:
Monumenial
-- adjective; describes the state of having
accumulated so many undone or incomplete
inconsequential and/or trivial tasks that the
doer is overwhelmed. These are tasks that
individually would be no porblem, but
collectively result in doer paralysis.
Example: I put off cleaning up the kitchen
until eventually the job got monumenial and I had
to hire help.
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moo
juice: Milk.
Example: Pick up some milk, the moo juice
has gone chunky.
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moobs:
Man-boobs.
Seen on obese men. Don't they know only buff guys
should run around without shirts?
Example: The beach was wall- to-wall moobs
today. What a nightmare.
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mooch:
Moocher.
Someone who always takes and never gives back.
Example: He's the classic mooch. Never
buys his own beer or cigarettes.
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mooch:
Moocher,
someone who wanderers around shopping centres
aimlessly.
Example: Let's mooch today.
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moofed:
The
annoying act of being disconnected from chatroom
or any other online public forum.
Example: She's been moofed again from the
chatroom
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Moofie:
A
small furry colour-changing four-legged spider
that disconnects you from the internet at
inappropriate times.
Example: What? Disconnected? Now? Damn you
moofies! Damn you all to hell!
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Mooghan:
Said
when used to describe a girl with blonde hair and
blue eyes from Montclair, New Jersey.
Example: ::Looking at a girl with blonde
hair and blue eyes from Montclair, New Jersey::
Oh my! Look at that Mooghan girl.
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mook:
Idiot,
moron, etc.--that is, a very stupid person.
Example: There he is, folks. The world's
undisputed champion mook--Chris.
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Mook:
How
the marketing organization of a major TV based
entertainment company discribes the average
teenage boy. Dates back to the 1930's meaning
stooge.
Example: The average 15 to 18 year old
teen boy is a mook.
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mookalook:
An
idiot.
Example: That kid is a real mookalook.
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mool:
To
pine for someone romantically; make the moonface
every time one sees them;
act a fool around a potential suitor.
Example: I'm so embarrassed. I met a guy
last night and everything was going great--until
I got drunk and started mooling all over him.
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Mooly:
What
Mopnopoly becomes when one places the pot (won by
landing on Free Parking)
over the nop in Monopoly.
Example: You have to pay a poor tax. Put
the money over nop and wee'll be playing Mooly.
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moomf:
noun;
an expression of emotion depending on the tone of
the speaker
Example: Q: How are you, Joe?
A: moomf :(
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moomin:
A
person who will scrounge anything from his or her
friends. Substandard in many aspects of life.
Example: Jon was a moomin--he never came
out with any money OR cigarettes.
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moomuffles:
Little
anecdotes from life.
Example: Most people have collected a
plethora of moomuffles during their lives.
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moon
pig: A
pale and chunky person.
Some people are moon pigs because it's the first
weekend of the summer and they haven't
dieted or been exposed to the sun since last
summer.
Some people are always moon pigs.
Example: Give me my sunglasses, I'm
getting glare off the gut of that moon pig on
that beach towel over there.
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moon
the dog: To
let your hair down, to get a little wild, to
break out of a boring monotonous life.
Example: It's 3 p.m. on a Friday
afternoon. I turn to my friend Holly and say:
It's time to moon the dog! Let's go!
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moonprice:
the
daily (suck!) reality : an exaggerated price
charged by some oh so clever shopkeeper-havak
Example: 'beware, that shopster charges
moonprices for dirt.'
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moonstompers:
High-top
sneakers, particularly large ones.
Example: Take your moonstompers off before
you jump on the trampoline.
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moony:
when
it's a very clear night and you can see the moon
very well (esp. when it's full)
Example: It was pretty moony last night,
you could see your shadow!
|
moose
knuckle: Camel
toe.
Example: Look at the moose knuckle on her.
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mooseknuckle:
The
same as a wedgie, except it only happens to
females, and is a front wedgie.
Example: She got off her bike and I
couldn't help but notice her serious
mooseknuckle.
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moostache:
The
mustache formed on the upper lip after enjoying a
glass of milk.
Example: Fully satisfied, I wiped the
moostache from my face.
|
mope:
One
who wears baggy pants and does drugs and also
behaves in a mopey way.
Example: Jeff's a mope; he doesn't care
about anything
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MOR:
Middle
of the road.
Example: Those combat boots are so MOR.
|
morantic:
morantic
Example: Wearing shorts when it snows is
morantic
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Mordivar
or Mortivar: A
made-up monster.
The name was derived from seeing the lit up
stylized electric sign for an amusement
park ride from behind and certain people not
being able to read it.
It may have been called something like The
Gravitron.
I don't remember the actual name of the ride.
Example: Oh, no! The Mordivar!
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more
better: Better.
When something has to be redone over and over and
over and over....
Example: It's more better than before, but
still needs some work.
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morenski:
Another
slang word for someone who commited an act of
being a moron.
Example: Billybob over there is acting
like a total morenski.
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Morfy:
any
form of gum found under public seating facilities
(eg. bus seat, cinema seat, park bench, etc.)
came into use in the late sixties.
Example: Dammnit! I just put my finger in
some morfy! or Hey, i morfied that seat!
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moridiot:
A
person whose intelligence is lacking to a point
of shame.
Example: Some moridiots should be
sterilized to remove their genes from the pool.
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morkish:
The
stage above mawkish, only achievable in Robin
Williams's films.
Example: I saw _Patch Adams_. I never knew
it was possible to be that morkish.
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Morno:
Typo
for moron, which, through its misspelling, comes
back at the writer twice as hard as delivered.
Esp. in realtime chat-- ie, ICQ.
Example: Well, I for one think that Gerri
Halliwell is a misunderstood genius.
You're a morno.
I mean moron.
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moroculous:
To
become less than coherent due to the consumption
of alcohol.
More than merry, not quite shit-faced.
Example: Got quite moroculous the other
night, did we?
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moronistic:
Action
or reaction appearing to be that of a moron.
Example: Though the individual would be
considered as quite intelligent, his actions from
time to time have been moronistic.
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moronize:
(UK:
moronise)
1. Transitive: to destroy another person's
intelligence by consistently confronting that
person with moronic behaviour.
2. Intransitive: to feel one's IQ decreasing when
confronted with consistently moronic behaviour.
Example: 1. The incompetent employees were
moronizing the information officer with a stream
of inane requests.
2. As a result the information officer moronized
to kindergarten level.
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Moronologist:
One
who studies the science of the motives and
actions of morons.
Example: A man falls from a hot air
balloon while trying to drop a beer bottle on a
bystander: Moronologists will have a tough time
figuring this out.
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morphadite:
anything
that's screwed up
Example: Now the whole spreadsheet is
morphadite!
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morphadite:
An
oddball item, something uncommon.
Example: This is a morphadite tire size,
I'll never be able to find a replacement.
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morphopinionated:
The
state of a person whose ideals and opinions
change constantly
according to whichever band, politician, or
philosopher she has most recently read about.
Example: James was reading Nietzsche, and
was totally into the UberMensch. Now he's reading
Sartre and says he doesn't know if he exists or
not. He's so morphopinionated.
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morsel
slap: The
act of slapping the last morsel of food out of
another's hand.
Especially funny when it's something she's really
enjoying.
Example: While enjoying his yummy peanut
butter and jelly, Dave got morsel slapped.
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mortalled:
A
description of extreme drunkenness, based on the
apparently
life-threatening nature of the alcohol intake
level. Used in London, hence the grammar in the
example.
Example: Me and Dan was completely
mortalled last night--I feel like death warmed
up.
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mortemigon:
Mor-de-meh-gon.
Used to tell someone to be quiet or get out of
the way.
Example: Bert: Can you see the TV?
Ernie: No. Mortemigon!
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mosdef:
Most
definitely, connoting confirmation or agreement.
Example: Will you be at the party tonight?
Mosdef, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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mosh:
Slam
dancing. Usually associated with heavy metal
music.
Example: Back in '85 I saw Slayer play,
and the first time they played the then-new song
Angel of Death,
the whole club was one big Mosh Pit.
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mosquitoe
bite: A
mosquito bite on the toe.
Example: Damn, another mosquitoe bite!
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moss:
Really
bad hair.
Example: Um, nice moss, boss.
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motate:
Get
moving right now!
Example: You'd better motate or we're
going to be late!
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Mother
Bitch: Exclamation
of frustration, or an insult. Common among
Russian Mafia youths, adapted to North American
usage by yelling it at video games or sporting
events.
Example: Ah, Mother Bitch!
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Mother
of Pearl: Is
really a kind of jewelry, but in this case it is
used in lieu of a curse word when around small
children.
Example: What do you mean its going to
take 3 days to fix this? Mother of pearl!
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mother-loving:
The
tendency for children, courts, agencies, to
believe everything a mother says JUST
because she is a mother and everyone knows
mothers are good--loving, believing a
mother no matter what she does.
Example: The mother-loving court system
said it did not matter how many men she had or
what
she did, she was still going to get at least half
of everything.
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motheritis:
A
disease that occurs when someone is flustered or
not concentrating so as to confuse the names of
two or more related persons. Most common amongst
mothers.
Example: She continues to call me Chris,
despite the fact that she knows I'm Steve. Must
be a case of motheritis.
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mothra:
An
insect of legendary size, around 2 - 3 inches
long, but reported at times to grow up to 20,000
metric tons with a wingspan of 60 meters;
usually found fluttering around well-lighted
front porches,
but possessing an uncanny ability to fly up an
unsuspecting sleeve at the most inopportune time.
Example: While contentedly chatting away
online,
Stephanie suddenly toppled out of her chair,
caught off guard by a surprise mothra attack.
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Motion
Detectoralis: The
finely tuned muscle moms possess that allows them
to detect when their kids are in motion.
Example: Settle down up there! Dang, Mom's
motion detectoralis is mighty sensitive.
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motion
tagging: Painting
graffiti on a moving subway car.
Example: Paul was motion tagging when he
was busted by the police.
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motivate,
motovate: Let's
move; let's do something.
Example: Let's motivate out of here.
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motorgate:
To
drive slowly, or without a specific destination.
Example: Me and the boys like to motorgate
for chicks.
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motovation:
A
vehicle--car, truck, bicycle, train.... From a
misspelling of motivation.
Example: It'll take me a while to get
there. I lack motovation, so I'll have to walk.
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motro:
Remote
control.
Example: Mommy, where's the motro?
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motts:
Alcoholic
beverage made by siphoning off a small amount
from every liquor bottle in
your parents' liquor cabinet.
Example: I got rocked off some motts the
other night; it tasted foul but it did the job.
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mourge:
a
place where older publications are kept in
storage, such as newspapers and magazines
Example: You can find that back issue in
the mourge.
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mouse
potato: Someone
who sits in front of her computer for long
periods of time without communicating with actual
people.
Example: Stop being a mouse potato. Go
outside and talk to some real guys.
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mousegma:
Mowss-gmuh.
The crud that forms on the rollers of your mouse.
From mouse + smegma (duh).
Example: Damn, my mouse is full of
mousegma again. Gotta clean it.
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mousemate:
The
electronic age equivalent of a Pen Pal.
Example: The use of email has resulted in
my aquiring lots of new mousemates.
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mousephancy:
A
childish jest, a stupid affirmation, something
comical can be named in this way,
and also a situation where contradictions are
dominating.
Example: He did a mousephancy. Peter told
his friends a mousephancy.
That really was a mousephancy.
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mousetrap:
Addictive
site, one that keeps your attention for a long
time or keeps you coming back for more.
Example: Pseudodictionary.com is one
wicked mousetrap.
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Mousterbait:
The
wiggling of ones mouse in order to wake a
computer from sleep mode.
Example: My screen went black so I
mousterbaited to wake it up.
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mouthbreather:
a
fool
Example: He really needed to take a clue
out of the clue bag. What a mouthbreather.
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move
zig: to
do something.
Example: After I set up us the bomb, I
will move zig and come to your base.
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movem.l:
Funky,
weird music with chunky beats.
Example: Wow, that movem.l is really
groovy!
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movie
and a half: A
great movie.
Example: The Matrix is a movie and a half.
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movie
extra: Either
a married man with two kids dressed in a suit on
his way home from work by himself
or a woman with a pram and shopping bag, also
walking home by herself.
These are people who are shot first in movies.
Example: Have a look at all these movie
extras coming out from the train station. This is
an action movie waiting to happen.
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mox:
Lazy
and sloth-like.
Example: Oh, we're just moxin' around the
house.
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Moya:
Oh
boy, yes!
Example: Was it good for you, too? Moya.
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MR
or MRS Degree: Used
to describe people who go to college just to find
someone to marry.
These people usually have BS majors like Liberal
Arts or Communications.
Example: Jane is just here for an MRS
Degree.
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Mr.
Kathleen Matthews: It
is used to describe someone with a fake I.D.
Especially when thye have one that doesn't look
like them.
Example: Excuse me, Mr. Kathleen Matthews.
I don't believe that this your real I.D.
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Mr.
Pants: The
person in charge, often used disparagingly.
Example: All right, Mr. Pants, I've had
enough of this crap, I'm getting out of here.
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Mr.
Science: A
term used in same manner as scholar...Used to
make fun of an intellectual remark
Example: Well actually, that wouldn't be
possible 'cause the gravitational.... Yes, yes.
Thank you Mr.Science...
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Mrgle:
A
handy word to use in conversations when you
cannot think of another reply
Example: My adorable doggie just had
puppies yesterday! Aren't you sooo proud?! Mrgle.
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MSN:
Moronic
Satanic Network.
Example: I used to belong to MSN.
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Mspuckalufs:
A
word to say if you forget what your saying
Example: Hey man did you
see...uh....mmm...ermm...mspuckalufs....i forgot!
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mst:
Pronounced
mist. To insert one's own disparaging comments
into a (generally bad) piece of work, be it
written or in movie format. Utilizes multiple
characters who make the snide comments, often
with a mythos unto themselves. Taken from the
vast Mystery Science Theater 3000 fanbase.
Example: 'That self-insertion fic was a
piece of utter drivel. It could do with some
msting.
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MTV-zombie:
A
person who follows the cliche template of
Ambercrombie & Fitch clothing, listens to
crappy MTV music, uses annoying phrases and acts
like an idiot aware only of MTV and pop culture.
Example: My history class is awful. It's a
bunch of MTV-zombies.
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mubte:
acronym.
stands for Most Unquestionably Boring Thing Ever
Example: Social Studies classes are
usually Mubte.
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Much
props: Simply
means, Congratulations or Big Ups.
Example: Much props to albawheels.com for
the hottest chrome wheel for 2002, the 405
Battle.
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much?:
Sarcastically
used in conjunction with an adjective to imply
someone's state of being.
Example: Jealous much? (from the movie
_Heathers_).
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muchly:
Very
much
Example: Thank you muchly.
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mucka
nucka: Can
be used to make fun of somebody. Just call
somebody a mucka nucka to make fun of them.
Example: Shut up, you mucka nucka!.
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muckender:
Handkerchief.
(Lincolnshire dialect.)
Example: A' ya seen me new muckender? It's
got a picture o' the Queen on it.
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muckle:
To
bang up, destroy, damage.
Example: My car really got muckled when
that fire hydrant ran into it.
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muckle:
Scots
slang, big.
Example: Look at that muckle cow.
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mud:
(v)
To play a multi-user online game.
Example: My boss fired me because he
caught me mudding, choked Arnold, as he broke
down in tears.
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mudder:
To
fill gaps with irrelevant information.
Example: I can't think of anything to back
up my essay so I'm going to mudder it.
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mudge:
When
the covers on your bed become disheveled because
of constant turning or tossing or the actions in
that bed of another, causing sleep discomfort.
Example: Geez, wife, can you lay still?
Now the sheets are all mudged!
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mudguts:
Most
likely the younger sister of a skank, a mudguts
typically has at least two inches of stomach
showing. To be a true mudguts the stomach must
also fall two inches beyond the top of her short
skirt. A beer gut for young women. Muddy for
short.
Example: For a sixteen year old she must
drink a lot of beer.
She isn't pregnant, so she must be a mudguts.
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mudle:
Combination
of mud and puddle.
Example: I stepped in a mudle.
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mues:
Expression
of the utmost satisfaction, both in greeting and
in conversation.
Example: Last night was mues!
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muf
(or muffi): very
nice / good / smooth, as in this gives me a muf
feeling or a bit of muffi design
Example:
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muffed:
To
screw something up.
Example: My cat muffed up the computer
when he jumped on the keyboard and knocked over
the monitor.
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mufflefuck:
To
drive extremely close to the person in front of
you.
Example: Drew, let off the gas before you
mufflefuck that guy.
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mug
out: To
be overly aware of one's own posture, facial
expressions, etc. To pose and vogue for a camera.
Example: Nothing's funnier than watching
her mug out when she passes a cute guy; she
totally mugged out in that photo booth at
Disneyland.
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mugly:
Attractive
body, ugly face.
Example: Lenny was in a pleasent haze of
lust until his gaze reached her face, then he
screamed, Mugly! and ran when she smiled.
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mugpuddle:
The
water that accumulates on inverted mugs after the
dishwasher is run.
Example: I failed to empty the mugpuddles
and got all wet.
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muhflubuduh:
A
word to say when you can't think of the name of
something in particular at that moment, similar
to thingamajig.
Example: Hand me the muhflubuduh over
there, Janie said, pointing to the hammer.
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mule:
Slovenly,
rough, or uncouth. Can refer to a person or to a
particular neighbourhood.
Example: The couple looked very mule. Both
were wearing moccasins and sporting mullet
hairstyles.
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Mule
eating briars: A
guilty person trying to look not guilty.
Example: He did it. He looks like a mule
eating briars!
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muling:
The
act of moving slowly, like a mule.
Example: Brett sure was muling today at
work!
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mullahd:
Pronounced
moolad. When you start a job or task with good
intentions and it just goes to pieces in front of
you
leaving you with something wrecked--or mullahd.
Example: I painted a door and while the
paint was drying a fly landed in it, so rather
than leaving it I tried to get it out and made it
worse. One mullahd paint job.
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mullet:
Short
front and sides, long back hairstyle. Seen
commonly on the male of the species in Australian
bush towns, demo derbies, and stadium rock
concerts.
Example: Did you see that pearler of a
mullet?
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mullet
spotting: n. a
recreation sport where a group will attempt to
discover the best mullet during an otherwise
boring outing
Example: Shopping again? Oh well, I might
be able to catch up on a bit of mullet spotting
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mulletard:
A
person who sports a mullet haircut and thinks it
looks good.
Example: Joe thinks his business in the
front and party in the back hair looks good. He's
a clueless mulletard.
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mulletboy:
The
kid who comes to school with an really phat
haircut.
Example: As mulletboy entered the school,
everyone was in silent admiration.
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Mulletocracy:
Any
group in which the male haircut of choice is the
mullet.
Example: The worst thing about being a
hockey fan is that you're a part of the
mulletocracy.
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Mulley:
A
person who comes to a public campsite and acts
loud, rude, destructive and otherwise
inconsiderate. Trouble to staff.
Example: Can you drive down and clean up
the trash around the mulley sites?
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mulrooney:
An
undesirable who refuses to accept that you don't
like her.
Example: Todd wants to hang out today
after cheating me in a game of pool yesterday.
What a mulrooney!
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multi:
1.
In online strategy games, a player who uses more
than one game account
(usually against the rules of the game). 2. Being
a multi.
Example: 1. Chris is a blatant multi--he
has about 15 accounts.
2. Chris is blatantly multi-ing.
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Multi-tsking:
Describes
the tsk tsk tsk noise a plumber or mechanic makes
just before quoting you a month's
pay to make a repair.
Example: After five minutes of
multi-tsking the plumber said, Who did this for
you then, pal? Gonna cost you, this is.
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multiculturally
illiterate: A
term used to describe someone who does not know
how to speak, read or write fluently in any
language that is not their mother tongue.
Example: I am multiculturally illiterate
because I can only speak, write, and read
fluently in English.
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multilemma:
Multilemma
is when you are faced with numerous choices, as
opposed to a dilemma where you are faced with
just two choices.
Example: I can't decide between the orange
top, the fluro pink top, and the bright yellow
top. This is just, like, a total multilemma.
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Multiorama:
When
someone adds orama to the end of, like, a
gazillion words in one sentence.
Example: We were having a conversation and
it turned into a multiorama when B said
Paul must dieorama and we kept adding orama to
everythingorama.
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multiposter:
Someone
who, on discovery of the pseudodictionary,
immediately can think of 6-10 words to submit,
and is continually coming up with new words.
Example: I've been such a multiposter
lately. I should cool it on the submissions.
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multisclamation:
Multiple
exclamation points.
Example: Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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multitaskal:
Able
to do a lot of different things at the same time.
Example: The reason I have so much time to
slack is because I'm multitaskal.
I can eat lunch, finish my history paper, surf
the net, talk on the phone,
and do my job all at the same time.
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mumfumbling:
Fumbling
with words.
Example: A: And then I... er, that thingy,
and um, what's-his-face, er...
B: Stop that, you're mumfumbling!
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mumpie:
Middle-aged
upwardly mobile professional.
Example: I became a mumpie when I started
graduate school at age 45.
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mumpkin:
Term
of endearment used to describe cunning ingeniuty
as well as overwhelming cuteness.
Derived from monkey and pumpkin.
Example: Like a good mumpkin, Sandee was
able to get out of the dinner obligation with
little effort.
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Mumster:
Meaning
mom, mother, etc.
Example: Oh, mumster, you are the greatest
mother to ever walk the planet.
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munchking
around: to
do something cute, or to act cute
Example: hehe look i'm a munchkin or hey
stop munchking around we gotta get going soon.
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Mundane:
From
the usage common among Wiccan/Pagan groups
(referring to a non-pagan). A person that's
outside of the circle of knowledge/understanding.
A
non-tech/non-gamer/non-Unix/Non-windows/Non-BeOS/non-whatever
(depending on your particular point of view).
Also implies a guru/mystical status to the group
using the term.
Example: No mundane is going to load UNIX
at home. He's not going to frag us in Quake. Up
until last week he was just another mundane
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mundine:
To
be unable stop talking rubbish.
Example: That fool was totally mundine.
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mundu:
very
naive, an unmatched simpleton
Example: Though he appears an intelligent
bloke for all practical purposes he is a mundu
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Mung:
Dirt,
grime, and similar substances.
Example: I have some sort of Mung on my
shoe.
|
mung:
To
eat.
Example: I was munging on a sandwich when
the phone rang.
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mungry:
Proclamation
of hunger as a contraction of I'm hungry.
Example: Mungry. You? Let's bend out of
here and get something to eat.
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municrat:
A
municipal bureaucrat
Example: The municrats in Tacoma are
waging an all-out war on smaller communities in
their watershed.
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munnerrh:
Can
be used as a verb or a noun, to describe a
feeling of disbelief, especially about the
conversation of others.
Example: When I told her I was running for
President, she replied Munnerrh
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munsoned:
To
have a situation under control and then for no
reason at all mess it up badly. From the surname
Munson, used in the movie _Kingpin_.
Example: Johnny was winning the race by a
mile, until he munsoned everything up and tripped
on his shoelace.
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munt:
An
alternative spelling of the word month. Also used
to describe a random amount of time.
Example: Jon: I can't wait for my berfday.
Jack: Jon, that was last munt.
OR
With all the work it takes to build the perpetual
motion machine, it will take about a munt to
finish.
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munted:
Screwed
up, not right, out of sorts, scrumpled,
Example: My hair's all munted today.
|
munted:
Full
of drugs
Example: he was munted
|
munter:
A
girl that fails to meet your exacting standards
Example: Don't know what I was thinking
last night, I pulled a right munter.
|
munter
hunter: A
person who goes for less-than-attractive people
(munters).
Example: Andy's a munter hunter . Did you
see what he took home last night?
|
munto:
To
vomit everywere.
Example: Amos munted on the
couch--couldn't hold his liquor.
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munty:
Powerful,
impressive.
Example: Her PC is pretty munty since she
got it upgraded.
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mupper:
Mupper
has come to have a few meanings. It started with
a 3 year-old saying it to one of us and all of us
say it constantly now.
Our aim is to get our entire school saying it by
the end of 2002 and to get it in the Collins
Dictionary by 2010.
A mupper is basically a gom, or an eejit, but it
can also mean the coolest person going. Kind of
hard to put into words :o)
Example: Hey, Ciara, ya mupper! How are
you?! OR You are so mupping cool. OR I can't
believe you did that! You're such a mupper!
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muppet:
Person
displaying muppet-like or embarrassing behaviour;
a general idiot.
Example: You are such a muppet.
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Muppet:
Mild
insult to the mildly dippy.
Usually reserved for someone doing something
without calling upon common sense in the process.
Example: And then the man from the RAC
told me my car was not working because I'd run
out of petrol.
You muppet!
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Muppetry:
Used
to describe the actions of someone who should be
acting
more maturely.
Example: John, you should know that
answer. The answer you gave was complete
muppetry.
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murble:
To
murble is to engage in the kind of conversation
that is used to politely fill space in order to
avoid an awkward silence.
(n) Murbling = engaging in such conversation.
Example: She was unaware that she was
murbling until the words, Nice weather we're
having escaped her lips.
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Murderlize:
Commonly
used in old cartoons. A silly way of telling
someone you are going to beat them up.
Example: Put up yer dukes. Puttemup,
puttemup! I'll murderlize ya!
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murf:
Murf
means everything in one. The meaning depends on
the tone of voice from the person saying it.
Example: The pizza at Pete's was...
well... murf.
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murphed:
Messed
up, gone wrong, or failed. From Murphy's Law
(everything that can go wrong, will)
Example: I got all the way to the
eight-ball, and then murphed the last shot
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murphy:
Very
small. This term originated in Florida, but has
spread through several communities,
particularly in the eastern United States.
You might hear people say Mark Murphy which means
the same thing.
Example: How did 12 clowns fit in that
murphy car?
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murse:
Man
purse. A bag carried by a male--use closely
resembles that of a woman's purse.
Example: Hold on while I put my wallet
into my murse.
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musical
response: A
response to a person accidentally saying a phrase
from a song by adding on to it.
Example: Guy: Hey cutie, what's up? Girl:
I beg your pardon? Guy: (singing) I never
promised you a rose garden.
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Muso:
A
musician; especially Australians.
Example: That muso put on a rocking show
last night.
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musonaglosis:
Breakage
of the fingernail(s) as a result of excessive
mouse clicking.
Example: My typing is slow because I'm
still recovering from musonaglosis.
|
musquirt:
The
thin juice that separates from the rest of the
mustard.
Example: Awww! Musquirt all over my
kielbasa!
|
musquirt:
The
liquid that first squirts out of a plastic
mustard bottle when you first squeeze it that has
no mustard in it, just juice.
Example: I tried to squirt a little
mustard on my hot dog but all I got was some
musquirt.
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muss:
An
intimidating person, a bully. Someone with a
susceptibility to violence who will often become
enraged with little or no provocation. Generally
a muss will have a reputation for being one, so
the label is earned by reputation rather than
self-proclamation.
Musses rarely, if ever, take on someone bigger,
stronger, or better trained.
2. Of, or pertaining to the physical, emotional
and psychological characteristics of Jake from
the New Zealand Maori movie, _Once Were
Warriors_.
Example: Did you see how Chris beat that
guy within an inch of his life because he asked
him for a cigarette? He's a real muss.
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mustard-snot:
The
little dried piece of mustard left on the tip of
the mustard bottle applicator.
Example: I am so tired of finding
mustard-snot in the kitchen sink.
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mustication:
Anything
having to do with a lot of mustard, such as a
chicken nugget covered in mustard.
Example: Share the mustication, there's
enough to go around.
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musticle:
The
cuticle that's always covered in mustard whenever
you eat something with mustard on.
Example: I was on a date and I started to
make out with her and she noticed my huge
musticle.
I didn't even eat anything with mustard on it
today. How'd it get there!?
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mute:
short
for mutant
Example: hey, remember that time when alan
spilt all those drinks on himself? what a mute!
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Mutt:
Police
Slang: Basic information (name, address, DOB) on
criminals is referred to as pedigree.
When referring to totally unpleasant orunruly
criminals, or when the information is unknown or
unobtainable,
the individual is referred to as a mutt.
Example: Sergeant: Do you have the
pedigree on the drunk you arrested?
Patrolman: Naw, he's out of it. He's a mutt.
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mutterance:
An
important statement or admission, made under
one's breath;
any mumbled exclamation when one is talking to
one's self, but accidentally doing so aloud.
Example: Some of the most dangerous things
in a realtionship are the mutterances that escape
your lips late at night,
when you are talking but are very close to
sleeping.
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muzrub:
Burzum
is a Norwegian black metal band member who is
currently serving time in prison for a
brutal murder and burning down churches, which is
quite evil.
However, by backmasking or inverting or reversing
his name you get muzrub,
which is even more evil than Burzum.
Example: Jeffery Dahmer was muzrub. OR I
shall summon up all the fires of hell and rain
pure muzrub upon you.
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muzzy:
Mentally
fuzzy or foggy, as with sleep or drugs--unable to
think straight.
Example: After too little sleep, my brain
got very muzzy.
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mwah:
On-line
or written form of the traditional smacking of a
hand to one's lips, in a variation of blowing a
kiss. Usually written with asterisks (*) around
it to denote an action.
Example: I love you, darling. *MWAH*
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my
bad: my
mistake
Example:
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my
boyfriend: 1.
Get lost. 2. Beat it. 3. No thank you. 4. No! Not
if you were the last man on earth.
5. The phrase used by a female to thwart a male's
advances.
Example: Boy: Want to see my etchings?
Girl: My boyfriend has a collection of WWF action
figures.
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My
controller's broken: A
lame shifting of blame when you fail at
something.
Refers to lame excuse commonly heard while
playing video games.
Example: Rich: So I hear your girlfriend
broke up with you.
Paul: Yeah, but it wasn't my fault--my controller
was broken.
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my
left foot: A
vacuum cleaner.
Example: Somebody get my left foot;
there's dirt all over the floor.
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My
List: The
list of people of people you could happily
murder.
Example: You're going on my list.
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Mylar:
An
acronym for MY Lazy-Ass Roommate, used to
describe a particularly sloth-like roommate.
Example: Mylar watched TV all evening, and
didn't bother to do any of her dishes which are
piling up in the sink.
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mysticalism:
A
mental disorder caused by the game Myst.
Example: Frank's mysticalism was painfully
revealed at the social gathering.
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