Q-Tip:
An
elderly white-haired person
Example: No wonder traffic is so slow,
look at that Q-tip driving
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qariot:
(Pronounced:
cha-ree-ot) A vehicle used on sidewalks.
Example: Get your qariots off of my
sidewalk, said the man to the boy as he pushed
away the tricycles.
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QBN:
Quark
By Numbers--being asked to design a page from a
template
so restrictive you're reduced to just filling
boxes.
Example: That page is just pure QBN.
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Qereijan:
(Pronounced:
Cheh-ree-yan) A word used to describe a person
with monkey-like behavior. Usually very
intelligent and tends to like to play computer
games.
Example: George is a qereijan, he plays
EverQuest every day and likes to eat bananas.
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Qiken:
(pronounced:
chi-ken) Originated from the animal chicken, but
used to describe chicken cooked in an Asian
style.
Example: Yum yum! That's some nice qiken
teriyaki.
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Qirish:
(chai-rish)
Person of Chinese and Irish decent.
Example: Joe is Qirish--his mother is
Chinese and his father is Irish.
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QT:
1)Quality
Time. 2)as part of the phrase on the QT, off the
record or in confidence
Example: Did I tell you? Amber Lynn and I
have been enjoying a LOT of QT lately... but if
Holmes finds he'll kill me so keep it on the QT
okay?
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quack:
An
action beyond description.
Example: Did anyone just see that quack?
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quackabash:
Kwok*uh*bash.
Messed up. Like, the aztek...it's odd. The only
word to explain is...quackabash.
Example: The Pontiac Aztek is quackabash.
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quadrupedicure:
Caring
for the feet (or paws) of four-footed creatures.
Example: My cat is in dire need of a
quadrupedicure.
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quag:
problem,
gripe
Example: What's HIS quag?
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quagged:
To
obsess about something--mentally caught in the
quagmire.
Example: Mary was really quagged yesterday
about her car breaking down.
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quake
up: Used
in place of wake up.
Example: Quake up and lets go.
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qualidill:
A
quadrillion quadrillions.
Example: The universe is said to be four
qualidills across.
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qualitäts:
An
object of excessive greatness or downright
marvelous.
Example: It was rather qualitäts.
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quandrizing:
The
act of being in or thinking up a quandary.
Example: He quandrized for many hours over
the problem.
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Quangaroo:
A
small marsupial, run by committee.
Example: No wonder our approach confused
it, it's a quangaroo.
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quango:
Pronounced
kwango. Used to describe something good. Current
use in British army.
Example: That car is quango.
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quantity
of suck times 1.5: Term
used to describe something that sucks-and-a-half.
Example: That new project they assigned us
is quantity of suck times 1.5.
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quarterwit:
Someone
who is less intelligent that a halfwit.
Example: Paul could probably do worse than
the quarterwit.
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quasiex:
Tissue
(such as Kleenex) used to either wipe up the
tears or sweat that results from becoming
reinvolved with someone you used to date and
either having to deal with the pain of again
realizing it was not right or the stress of
having to extricate yourself...again.
Example: You're going out with her again?
You'll have to stock up on the quasiex.
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quasimodo:
To
walk with an extreme limp.
Example: I had knee surgery and once they
let me put weight on it again, I had to quasimodo
it everywhere I went.
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quasipology:
Pretending
to apologize to someone, but in reality only
justifying the actions you should be apologizing
for.
Example: After the meeting, Dave came up
to me and started to say he was sorry for
shafting my project and lying to the manager
about it. But then he just quasipologized instead
and said he's had problems like this before, so
he has reason to be paranoid and he has to take
preemptive measures because I might've done
something wrong later. For about five seconds, I
thought he'd actually apologized.
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quatang:
It
is the substance in the mouth, particularly the
back of the throat that is usually spat out in
the morning after a lot of smoking the previous
night.
Example: When I awoke I couldn't talk
until I got the quatang out of my mouth.
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quaylote:
A
stupid remark that is as quoteworthy as one of
Dan Quayle's remarks.
Example: I stand by all the misstatements
that I've made, is quaylote of Dan Quayle.
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quazzle:
stylish
Example: That man thats dancing sure has
quazzle.
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que
ongo: The
Spanish Slang form of What's up?
Example: ¿Que ongo amigo?
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queeby:
Preposterously
dorky in deed or act; so nerdy as to be painfully
embarrasing even in recollection.
Example: I walked into his office and
there he was talking to himself in a fake lordly
English accent .He's so queeby.
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Queed:
Descriptive
word for a person who is not a desirable date due
to lack of social interaction
capabilities and personal hygiene.
Example: Are you serious? Me, go out with
him? Ugh! He's such a queed.
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Queef:
Something
that squirts out, usually a bit nasty.
Example: Ugh, I hate those little packets
of ketchup you get at MickyDee's. The last one
queefed all over me.
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Queego:
saying,
Could we go (insert place)
Example: hey, queego dairy queen?
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queen
bean: Someone
who is very pale and fat. From a _Ren and Stimpy_
episode. What is that ugly white slab in my can
of beans?
Example: I suggested Bob go to the beach
with me, but the queen bean turned me down.
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queerball:
Someone
who just isn't quite right.
Example: Why's he doing that? Beats me,
must be some kind of queerball.
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queerdo,
quierdo: Freakishly
strange person.
Example: Chris stuck a banana up his
nose--trying to be a queerdo, I guess.
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queery:
A
question to ascertain one's sexual orientation.
Example: John disliked being asked a
queery--he didn't feel it should matter.
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queltt:
The
lowest point on your body that your pants can sag
without falling off or needing a belt.
Example: Derrick's queltt was a full 9
inches lower than Tim's queltt was, despite the
fact that they are the same height.
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quenace:
(rhymes
with Dennis)literal-time lag between when the
surface of a body of water is first seen to
darken and when the wind finally reaches you.
metaphorical-any brief timelag.
Example: There was a slow quenace and then
the boat began to rock.
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Quenchville:
Like
a restful, relaxing spot under a shade tree, with
a refreshing glass of ice tea. :-)
Example: In the summertime, the maple
trees and the lawn chair sure do make for
Quenchville.
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Questrogen:
The
search for the perfect woman
Example: He is on a never-ending
Questrogen.
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quick
goat thinking: The
process of ultra-fast problem solving in a dire
situation. Others cannot comprehend how you
achieved the results.
Example: I used my quick goat thinking
when my car wouldn't start. I bypassed the key
start and used a screwdriver to short out the
terminals on my starter.
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quiddy:
Etymology:
Drunken attempt to say cute and pretty at the
same time.
1. Describing an attractive young woman who, if
not wearing a sundress, could nonetheless
tastefully succeed in doing so.
2. A woman possessing said qualities.
Example: It was the first genuine spring
day of the year, and the arboretum was teeming
with quiddies.
(Contributor's note: An alternate etymology cites
Latin roots, attributed to Antony saying of
Cleopatra:
Quiddima maxima est. However, this is considered
apocryphal in most scholarly circles.
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quidjibo:
A
word that Bart Simpson invented during a game of
scrabble.
Example: Look at my monkey. It's of the
quidjibo variety.
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quiet:
Broke.
Having no money. See also jing
Example: Hey, would you spot me some
jing...I'm quiet
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quig:
n. a
slur that can be used to describe anyone merely
by changing the adjective that preceeded it. (The
word itself has no meaning, it's definition is
found in it's modifiers.)
Example: -that filthy quig!
-What did you say, you dirty rotten quig?
-Where'd that sissy quig go?
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Quijiua:
Used
when something is very good or great.
Example: That new album that's out is off
da Quijiua.
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quildebrise:
The
stains left by biros above top pockets of shirts
of schoolchildren, railway employees, and
scruuffy shopkeepers.
Example: The boy's shirt was covered in
quildebrise and the remains of a hastily eaten
beetroot sandwich.
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quimper:
It's
what happens when the word quiver gets frisky
with with the word whimper.
Example: Pete quimpered when she said,
Shut up and take me now. [ED. I don't get it.
Take her where? To the recently released
Spiderman movie?]
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quintetessential:
(adj)
A descriptive word for the Phil Lesh Quintet
Example: The band is quintetessential.
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quitterbitchin:
Bitchin.
Either very cool or very bad.
Example: That card trick was
quitterbitchin.
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Quitters:
A
pair of socks that won't stay up due to worn-out
elastic.
Example: I've been pulling up these lousy
quitters all day long!
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quiztory:
the
recording of a quiz night victory
Example: WOW,What a win by table number 8,
this will surely go down in quiztory as the
greatest win ever
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quiztory:
the
recording of a quiz night victory
Example: WOW,What a win by table number 8,
this will surely go down in quiztory as the
greatest win ever
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quo:
Merchandise;
or stuff that you buy.
Originates from the Latin quid pro quo which
translates as this for that, or, in modern
British usage,
money for stuff.
Example: I'm going to the shopping mall
for some quo today; want to join me?
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quone:
To
desperately want something.
Example: I quone a date with Carmen
Electra.
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quoteworthy:
quote
+ noteworthy = quoteworthy. That is, something
worthy of being quoted. (You'll find this in
Chambers and other fine dictionaries.)
Example: Sir Winston Churchill made many
quoteworthy statements. One: Never in the field
of human conflict was so much owed by so many to
so few.
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qwerty:
(adj.,
origin unknown; not original) So tired that one's
face drops onto the keyboard, typing qwerty.
Example: After pulling three all-nighters
in a row, the web designer knew that no amount of
caffeine would save her from becoming qwerty.
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