s'all
good: It's
all good. Used either when things are going well,
or sarcastically when things are going terribly.
Example: Yeah, I have three papers due
tomorrow morning. And, yeah, I get off work at 11
tonight. But hey, s'all good.
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s'ok:
It's
OK.
Example: When Joe-Bob apologized for
missing Bob-Joe's birthday, Bob-Joe just said,
S'ok.
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S'sup:
A
greeting, like S'up, but cooler.
Example: S'sup. What's new?
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s'truth:
Australian
exclamation of surprise or disgust.
Example: S'truth, she's hot!
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s'up:
Short
version of What's up? Usually stated forcefully,
not with an inflected, questioning final
syllable.
Example: Yo, bro, s'up!
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S-cubed:
S^3,
from Skanky Sea Smell, something that reminds you
of that unsavoury aroma created by a beach full
of kelp and dead fish.
Example: No way am I eating this this
paella-it's S-cubed.
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S-L-easy:
Easily
sleazy.
Example: A: Seeya later, I'm going to the
pub. B: Take it S-L-easy!
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S.E.P.
Field: From
Douglas Adams' _Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy._ Phenomon in books andmovies where the
populace at large completely ignores something
strange and otherwise very noticeable, because
it's only of concern to the main characters.
Example: Fan1: There's a giant BAT flying
above New York! Nobody noticed?
Fan2: SEP Field.
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s/he:
Way
to refer to a person of unknown gender, formerly
he/she.
Example: If s/he wants to become a
firefighter, then s/he must be able to lift 150
lbs. without assistance.
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s2:
Brown-eyed,
sweet, cute, hot chick that lives in, oh yeah!
Canada.
Men have been known to go 5000 miles to see an
s2.
Example: Let's head up to Ontario this
weekend to check out some s2.
Mark, now that sounds like a plan!
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sabi
yo: A
greeting using sabi as a variation of the popular
wasabiand yo
as the general term for the person being greeted.
A handshake usually follows.
Example: Friend walks into room: Penguinn,
sabi yo?
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sacagrub:
Dental
floss, toothpick, something that removes food
particles from teeth.
Example: As she finished her meal she
asked the waitress for a sacagrub so she wouldn't
have to brush her teeth.
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Sack
Up: To
gain bravery, or be outgoing in manner.
Frequently used in the Army.
Example: Private Wilkinson, you had best
sack up and jump out of this airplane.
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sacred
pig: Used
in place of holy cow!
Example: Sacred pig, Sarah! You can't play
Nintendo at all.
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sacrelicious:
Really
good, but also really evil. Homer uses it a bunch
on The Simpsons.
Example: Mmmm, that hedonistic pagan girl
is sacrelicious. (drool) OR
Getting drunk from communion wine in church
because it tastes really good and goes well
with the crackers is a perfect example of being
sacrelicious.
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Saddict:
Sad
addict. Used mainly to describe someones slavish
adherance to pop fashion or music.
Example: A: Look at him. Wearing dungarees
and dancing to N-Sync.
B: What a saddict.
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safe
(!): An
agreement; used in place of OK or Sounds good.
Example: John: do you want to go to the
movies today?
Mary: Safe! I'll be there.
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Safety:
An
unfinished cigarette that is purposely
extinguished so it can be saved and re-lit later
on.
Sometimes they will end up saving the day for you
(hence the name safety) when you're out of cigs
and craving like a madman.
Example: I'm smoked out. I'm makin' a
safety.
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safety:
Warning
to others nearby that you expect to flatulate.
Example: Safety.....PPBBppbbpppbbbpffff.
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saffronious:
Hard
to get, over-priced, over-rated, and completely
unnecessary.
Example: I finally found that Neil Sadaka
demo tape on Ebay...it's saffronious.
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safisterated:
Someone
pretending to have etiquette.
Example: Jim: I need some tissue.
Bob: Use your shirt.
Jim: That's gross, what if someone sees it?
Bob: Not if it's on the inside.
Jim: Oh yeah, Bob, you're real safisterated.
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Safstrom-Phillips
Non-Constant: When
faced with a complicated equation that
persistently refuses to work out,
merely multiply whatever answer you do have by
the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant--
which is just a good name for the day's expected
top temperature.
Example: This equation won't work out.
I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips
Non-Constant and use whatever I get.
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sag
aloo: To
be very annoyed, often due to a trivial matter.
(sometimes followed by Have you got one on you?)
Example: You've got egg on the telly. Sag
alooooooo!
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sageual:
strange
but cool
Example: that shirt is so sageual.
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sagilent:
Smart
or sensible
Example: My, those are sagilent shoes
you're wearing today.
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sailor!:
Used
when someone speaks to you in a tone that could
be mistaken for a double entantre. Usually
followed with the reply Captin!
Example: Do you want me to give it to you?
Sailor!
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sakath:
too
good,amazing
Example: Your dressing sense is sakath.
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salad
dodger: An
obese person.
Example: What does she look like? Well,
she's a bit of a salad dodger.
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salad
garbage: All
the vegetables other than lettuce included in a
salad.
Example: This salad has carrot and celery
and lots of other salad garbage.
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Salada:
See
you later.
Example: Well guys, I guess I'll salada
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sall:
It's
and all, as commonly slurred together.
Example: Don't worry. Sall right.
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sally:
Wimp
Example: Don't be a sally
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salt:
An
insult for when someone does something stupid or
dumb. Also said when someone is wrong. Can be
used in many situations where someone is or
should be humiliated or embarrassed by what she
did. l, celax17
Example: Salt. Your fault. You simply fell
off your chair, Chris. No one else had anything
to do with it. It was gravity and your own
stupidity that caused it. Gonna' hit someone for
that, too? Typical response.
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salt:
Shortened
slang for assault. used as an explanation of
disgust.
Example: When someone's ass in in your
face. eg. 'ahhh! salt! point that thing somewhere
else!'
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Salt:
Persons,
male or female, who happen to interfere with
someone else picking-up one of the opposite
sex--the object. They can, but are not limited
to, being salt if they really suck, or by flat
out being a dork (which results in that dorkiness
reflecting on you in an unfavorable manner),
or they can be tactless and say something stupid
that offends the object, or they can perhaps be a
friend of a friend of a girlfriend--which could
obviously be detrimental to the game in play.
Example: I don't want Chris to come with
us. He is nothing but salt. OR If perhaps your
buddy walks up and says anything dumb while you
are talking to a lady. After she is gone you can
point to him, shake your head, and say, Salt,
thereby referring to his salty behavior and
calling him salt.
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salty:
Feeling
shame from being beaten or overtaken in an
embarassing manner.
Example: He felt salty after I schooled
him in Quake.
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Salty:
A
slang word for something heavy in weight. Used
mostly in the Lancaster County area of PA.
Example: Make sure that you lift with your
legs, because that box is mighty salty.
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same
difference: 1.
Although not identical, they are very similar. 2.
Difference between the two is not much.
Example: A. It's violet, not purple! B.
Oh, same difference.
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sammich:
Sandwich.
Example: I'm gonna eat me a sammich.
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sampledelic
or sampledelia: Created
via use of sampling or a sampler (audio: MPC
2000). Also refers to Photoshop era that we live
in, the sampledelic era. Anything that has to to
with repurposing data, recontextualizing
something for a completely different purpose.
Example: The composition of hip-hop music
is a prime example of sampledelia
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san
frantastic: 1.
What you say when you realize that San Francisco
is great.
2. Something that would be considered good in San
Francisco.
Example: 1. I've had so much Chinese food
and seen so many gay bars, it's san frantastic!
2. That shirt is pretty san frantastic.
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Sancho:
Referring
to people who believe they are better than
everyone else. From the name of a character in
Orgasmo.
Example: Sancho over there has been
screening guests since he got here.
He tried to turn away my best friend because her
hair wasn't good enough.
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sancho/a:
Spanish
slang for boyfiend, girlfriend, or honey.
Example: I saw my Sancho at Lorraine's
party.
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sand
clock, sand timer: Hourglass.
(Alec is four.)
Example: Look at that sand clock up
there.... It's not flat. How are you going to put
it in the dictionary?....Can you get the sand
clock down from there? Can I have a chocolate
mint? Thank you. I love chocolate mints.
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sandor:
To
consume food or beverages to the exclusion of
others. Hog, bogart, pig-out.
Example: Alan sandored the nachos.
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sandro:
Anything
short
Example: I never expected the line to be
this sandro.
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sandwich
girl: A
super-skinny girl who looks like she hasn't eaten
in weeks. She needs a sandwich.
Example: Joe talks about how he's all
about body acceptance and real women, but all he
ever dates is sandwich girls.
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sangwich:
A
sandwich in Mexico.
Example: There ain't enough salsa on my
sangwich.
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Sanies:
Supersane
people, who upon closer study, may in fact prove
to be insane.
Example: Can you believe all the bloody
Sanies out Christmas shopping today?
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sanks:
Thanks.
Must be said with enthusiasm and drawn out in a
musical and happy sounding way.
Example: Saannnks for the pony, Aunt
Dorothy.
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sans:
Without.
Example: I enjoy black coffee sans sugar
and cream.
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sansipent:
The
relief of knowing a Bjork song so well that you
can play it in your head from start to finish.
Example: Girl: (Humming final notes of
Joga.)
Boy: How you doin'?
Girl: Feelin' sansipent.
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Santa
Paws: The
mythical figure who brings toys to all the ugly
children of the world.
Example: Oooh that guy is scoping you.
Yeah, I know he's putting me on his list for
Santa Paws.
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sap:
A
person who believes anything he's told.
Example: I told that guy I would give him
$100,000. He believed me. What a sap.
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sappa:
Can
be any part of speech. Used especially when you
can't remember a specific word. (See also:
crombie, nik, vah.)
Example: Cripes, left my sappa at home.
I'll have to go back. Won't go anywhere without
my sappa.
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sarcacism,
sarcacistic: the
noun and adjective for someone who is sarcastic
and critical(criticism) at the same time
Example: He was filled with sarcacism when
he heard about that idea. He was sarcacistic.
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sarcasimistically:
well,
it's prettty much another way of decribing how
someone is saying something.
Example: Could you not speak so
sarcasimistically?
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Sarcasm
Mop: Used
in reference to someone using too much
sarcasm--dripping it all over.
Example: Jason ranted for ten minutes on
how much he *loves* ingrown toenails. Someone
hand him the sarcasm mop. Please.
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sarcasmic:
Deliciously
sarcastic.
Example: Beth destroyed her debate
opponent with an elegant, sarcasmic wit.
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Sarcastascism:
a
particularly nasty sarcastic remark.
Example: Be careful of Dana, her
sarcastascisms have been known to induce
fainting.
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sarcastibitch,
sarcastabitch: Person
who gets in the last remark, and it's usually
sarcastic.
Ryan (alpha_male76@hotmail.com) says it refers to
a someone who is making a rude, hurtful, and
sacastic comment.
Made popular by _The Drew Carey Show_.
Example: I shot the ball and it hit the
rim. Then Brittany says, Nice shot, ya loser. So
I called her a sarcastibitch.
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sarcasticate:
To
make sarcastic remarks.
Example: Realscott.com is a very cool
site. Well, I really shouldn't sarcasticate.
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sarcasticurse:
Putting
a curse on someone by sarcastically complimenting
them.
Example: My tee shot was going to make it
over the pond until my opponent sarcasticursed
me, It's going to make it! At that point it took
a dive and went right in.
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sarcastify:
To
create a sarcastic person by imposing your
sarcasm on that person so much.
Example: After months of sharp (and only
rarely witty) criticism from Alan, Lisa decided
to fight back in kind.
Alan had finally managed to sarcastify Lisa.
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sarcaustic:
Sarcasm
that is especially biting. A combination of the
words sarcastic and caustic.
Example: She found his response beyond
sarcastic; it was sarcaustic.
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sarcestion:
Sarcastic
inquiry made without expecting an answer.
Example: I asked him a sarcestion and he
actually gave me an answer.
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sarchasm:
The
gulf that exists between the author and his
sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.
(From the Washington Post Style Invitational,
1999)
Example: There's usually a significant
sarchasm between George Orwell and the high
school senior assigned to read _Animal Farm_.
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sarcomedy:
Sarcasm
without the viscious intent, played purely for
laughs.
Example: Some thought that Grant was a
real jerk,
but those of us who knew him best realized his
caustic remarks
were nothing more than his attempts at sarcomedy.
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sarcoustic:
the
deliberate playing of obtuse or ridiculous
records or sounds in a d.j. set
Example: the birdy song- drill and bass
remix?,
oh you are just being sarcoustic now.
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sarf:
(n)
A freeloader. (v) To sponge or freeload.
Example: Jon's a sarf. He's always
sponging off (or, sarfing from) someone.
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sarong:
What
is wrong?
Example: You don't look happy today.
Sarong with you?
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sasquatch:
An
indescribable colour made up of all colours
Example: Let's paint the town sasquatch.
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sassitude:
an
obvios combination of 'sassy' and attitude.
Example: I felt full of sassitude wearing
my new snazzy boots.
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sassooning:
The
action of catching fish (or underwater barbers)
with clumps of hair as bait. From Sir Henry of
Rawlinson's End by Vivian Stanshall.
Example: Right, I'm going sassooning.
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sassy
tuna: (n)
someone who is being exceptionally flirty,
jaunty, or stylish.
Example: 'Jane just patted my butt! She's
one sassy tuna!'
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satch:
To
do something with exceptional skill and speed.
Example: Their star player can really
satch with a basketball.
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satisfictitious:
The
state of false satisfaction.
Example: Her satisfictitious life led her
to an obvious suicide.
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satisinpain:
'Satisfaction
in pain.' The practice of psychological
masochism.
Example: He doesn't want to be cheered up.
He just wants to be alone with his satisinpain
for awhile.
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saturdish:
About
Saturday.
Example: I'll be home saturdish.
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Saturnight:
Saturday
night. Monight, Tuesnight, Wednesnight,
Thursnight, Frinight, and Sunight.
Example: I'll see Fight Club with you on
Saturnight.
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sausage
overload: Said
to be unfavorable. Occurs on a Saturday night
when you and your two cronies just add to the
non-existing girl-guy party ratio.
Example: After a brief observation, Karl
discreetly brings to Anthony's attention that the
party is supporting a major sausage overload.
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sausage
party: A
social gathering where the ratio of men to women
is extremely high.
Example: Let's get outta this place. It's
just one big sausage party.
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saux:
Sawks.
A pair of filthy, usually very old, socks.
Example: Throw those saux away. I just
bought a couple of new pairs.
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Save
me, Jebus!: From
_The Simpsons_. Figurative sarcasm--to tremble in
your boots.
Example: Oooh! You're gonna tell on me?
I'm sooo scared. Save me, Jebus!
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sawbuck:
Ten
dollar bill.
Example: Zak owes me a sawbuck.
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sawbuck:
A
ten dollar bill. [A double sawbuck is a twenty.
Read Dashiell Hammett or Raymond Chandler to see
fin, sawbuck, and double sawbuck in action.]
Example: The cost to get into the club has
gone up to a sawbuck now.
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sawinlogs:
a
much needed nap or sleep
Example: I was out til 5 a.m. and was
sawinlogs til 3 this afternoon.
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sazy:
Crazy
and sane, almost at the same time.
Example: You're acting sazy today. One
minute you're wild, the next you're acting
civilised.
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scab:
Stuck-up,
snotty, disagreeable, worthless, etc.
Example: Don't act that way, you're being
a scab.
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scaboobanickel:
A
trophy.
Example: I got a scaboobanickel when I won
the state championships.
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scadafah:
Oh,
well.
Example: Scadafah it's raining again.
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scaddadle:
Go,
leave.
Example: I better scaddadle. I'll talk to
ya soon.
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Scallage:
The
layer of grime that is found on a night club or
pub floor made up of any number of different
substances.
Example: My trousers are a mess, I've been
sitting in scallage all night.
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scam-city:
Similar
to scams many cities pull on their captive
citizens; a legalized rip-off.
Example: That government place where he
worked was just another scam-city.
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scambler:
Somebody
who scams...
Example: Chris is really a scambler, not
inviting Charlotte to Adventure Landing, but
making sure that Caitlyn was going.
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scamel:
A
very scandalous person. Derived from scandal.
Example: Don't touch me there, you scamel!
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scampaign:
To
methodically and systematically pick up a member
of the opposite sex, combining campaigning and
scamming.
Example: Hey, let's start our scampaigns
early tonight.
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scan-master:
Someone
who is the epitome of weird.
Example: Bob is so strange. He's a total
scan-master.
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scandafungitis:
Inability
to follow instructions no matter how simple.
Example: She's got scandafungitis. I asked
her to file the papers in alphabetical order and
she arranged them chronologically.
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scandalicious:
Scandal
+ delicious. To describe an event or gossip that
you can't wait to repeat to someone else.
Example: Did you hear? Mary got caught
having sex in the copier room. Oooh, how
scandalicious!
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scandalocity:
The
quality of being scandalous or vile.
Example: Of a person riding in a car with
really loud and bad music, She is rank with an
air of scandalocity.
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scandocious:
When
something is so ultra-scandalous it causes you to
exclaim it in a gnarly 80s Valley Girl accent;
often used in context of theme party name or
directly following the words Sooo or Oooh.
Example: The Mexican Scandocious Party
began with gold tequila, orange and cinnamon body
shots
and ended with rampant rounds of spin-the-bottle
and streaking through the park. Oooh,
scandocious.
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scanny:
something
bad, weird, or out of place.
Example: I can't believe Bob said that, it
was so scanny.
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scanny,
scans: Geek-speak
for something weird or strange. Maybe originating
from the movie _Scanners_.
Example: Have you ever played Pink Floyd's
Dark Side of the Moon and watched _Wizard of Oz_
at the same time?
It's scanny.
The other day, my roommate flipped out 'cause I
left a piece of toast on the table ... he kept
raving about toast sweat ... that just scans.
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scanvergenation:
Used
if someone is about to scan something
Example: I'm just on the scanvergenation.
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scarf:
To
wolf down food, to eat ravenously
Example: I scarfed down the pizza in 5
minutes.
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scarf,
scarfing: Scarf:
Noun. Used in the pizza delivery business. 1. A
delivery driver who recognizes a particular
customer address which is known to give a good
tip (gratuity) to the delivery driver, and steals
that delivery run from the driver to whom it
belongs.
2. One who steals runs just so he will have more
deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the
night).
Scarf: Verb. to steal delivery runs
Scarfing: The act of stealing runs
Scarfer: One who scarfs.
Example: You've got to watch Chris--he'll
scarf your runs.
There goes Bill, scarfing another run!
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scariot:
Someone
who is a traitor.
Example: I can't believe that Alex
switched sides on us.How could he be such a
scariot?
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scarpie:
Someone
who is of low economic and social standing,
trailer trash.
Example: No matter how much he spends,
Chris will never be any better than a scarpie.
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scatillogical:
Combination
of scatterbrained and logic: the use incohesive
or random logic to explain something.
Example: It was difficult to follow your
letter because it was so scatillogical.
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scatty:
Crazy,
freaky, grubby. Usually used to describe punks or
skinheads.
Example: Those scatty kids are protesting
something again.
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scazed:
to
be seriously crazed in a good or bad way.
Example: 1. I'm scazed about that new dvd
release. 2. The boss is scazed if she thinks we
can get that project done in one hour.
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scene:
Exclamation
of joy, amazement, or said when everything is
going well
Example: I just got a promotion. Scene!
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scenewhore:
A
person, generally a female, who you find to be at
most social gatherings, usually just sitting
around.
Example: Q: Why is she here? She doesn't
say anything?
A: Oh, don't worry about her, she's just a
scenewhore.
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scenzarly:
Good,
gnarly.
Example: Did you see that scenzarly 180 on
the kirb?
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Sceptacemia:
The
condition where being sceptical gets into your
blood.
Example: He's got really bad sceptacemia,
He just won't accept anything anyone says.
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scheisty:
The
act of being introverted and secretive amongst
others, especially on matters of extreme
sensitivity.
Example: I tried to ask him where he was
last night, but he was being so scheisty about
it.
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schiakwerker:
Shi-yaak-wehr-kehr.
One who values a piece of garbage very highly.
Almost obsessed with it.
Example: That schiakwerker's been carrying
that banana peel for days. Doesn't he know it'll
just rot?
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schilled:
taking
a spill on your bike in the winter
Example: I schilled on the way to school,
man.
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sching
*sparkle sparkle*: The
common occurence of a dinging sound accompanied
by a brief flash of light, often found in cheesy
commercials.
Example: The model, with a pronounced
smile, held the Arm and Hammer Wipes and drew her
flat, upturned right hand from left to right
under the bottom of the box. Simultaneously,
there was a sching *sparkle sparkle* emanating
from her blinding white teeth.
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schlitzy:
Drunk.
Example: Give me the keys, Jimmy. You're
too schlitzy to drive.
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schlockjob
(verb): To
advertise a job opening as one thing or to have
one set of requirements--only for the applicant
to find out the job is nowhere like what was
described on the internet or in the newspaper.
Example: Bobbi soon found out that she had
been schlockjobbed
the moment she began talking to the alien-like
human resources person.
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schlocky:
To
look shabbily or to do a shabby job on something.
Example: Your boss really did a schlocky
job on that report.
OR
My husband does a schlocky job when he does the
dishes.
OR
Why don't you get up a little earlier in the
morning? You always look so schlocky when you
come to work.
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schloo:
Someone
who will say or do something stupid, or not
realise the obvious.
Example: You're such a schloo.
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schlorka:
Expression
to be used in place of something inappropriate or
embarassing.
Example: Went back to my room for a little
schlorka.
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schmancy:
From
fancy, schmancy. Very fancy, ornate--much fancier
than you're accustomed to.
Example: Let's not go to La Snooterie.
That place is just too schmancy for words.
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schmangled:
To
be completely and utterely smashed due to the
mass consumption of alcohol
Example: I was absolutely schmangled.
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schmca:
used
when asking why
Example: person one: lets go eat a garden
hose person two: schmca would we do that?
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schmear:
The
amount of mayo and or mustard the deli puts on
your sandwich
Example: If you like mustard be sure to
request more than a schmear on your sandwich.
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schmeckle:
a
goofy and silly type person
Example: ex. you big schmeckle head
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schmeep:
It's
used as a replacement for a swear. Usually usued
when an adult is around or you cannot use
profanity. Variation: Smeep
Example: Argh. Schmeep Devin for
schmeeping my schmeeping keyboard!
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schmeg:
The
last, stale bit of beer left in a can or
bottle--usually backwash.
Example: Can I have a sip of your beer?
Eww, it's only schmeg, take it back.
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schmegegke:
Left-over
food.
Example: My friend's refrigerator is
always full of his mom's disgusting schmegegkes.
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Schmegma:
An
intrusive mass of something on ones skin.
Example: When waking up one may have some
Schmegma in the corner of their eye.
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schmick:
Cool,
great, awesome, etc. A way to express your
approval.
Example: Very schmick, Mike.
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schmingle:
Schmooze
+ mingle. What sales reps do at parties instead
of enjoying themselves.
Example: I tried to enjoy myself, but my
date spent the entire evening schmingling with
the club owners.
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schminke:
Funky,
cool, great.
Note: Pronunciation is shming-key
Example: That new shirt you're wearing is
completely schminke!
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schmoodlapp:
a
danglish word (combination of german and english)
used often at method - a total idiot/dolt
Example: hey, rico, do not be such a
schmoodlapp always use the damn grid and the ever
so friendly yet modern font helvetica
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schmook:
To
get gunk, like a nose print, on someone's
glasses.
Example: Watch out when you kiss me. You
always schmook up my glasses!
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Schmoolie
Day: A
religious holiday not observed by most people,
but is taken as a day off by a select few.
Example: Where's Carl? He's not in his
office.
He's not coming in, it's a Schmoolie Day.
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schmoopie:
Unbearably
cute, intentionally disgusting pet name; Synonym:
sweetie
Example: I love you, schmoopie!
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Schmoot:
Alternative
to such words as crap and heck. Rhymes with put,
not poot.
Example: What the schmoot happened here?
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schmuck:
Silly
person.
Example: Chris is such a schmuck.
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schmuda
(pronounced schmooda): from
the Yiddish. Generally, 1) any type of junk or
gunk. Specifically, 2) The stuff that accumulates
between the strings and the fret board by playing
a guitar.
Example: You got some schmooda on your
pants there...
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schmudy:
It's
the same as study, in the bad kind of the word.
Like you don't want to do it
Example: No, I'm not going for a drink,
because I have to schmudy for my exams tomorrow.
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schmul:
A
rare cheese that comes from the cattle of Upper
Manhattan. Best when spread on kosher matzos.
Example: When I visited my aunt, she
served schmul slices to go on my matzos.
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schmutz:
Unidentifiable
object or group of objects - or, if known, can be
a catch-all word for everything
Example: In a restaurant: Honey, you have
some schmutz on your face. or eww, what's that
schmutz all over the floor?
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schnadle:
Lumps
in things that should not have lumps in them,
such as gravy, pudding or cream of wheat.
Example: This gravy is full of schnadle.
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schnazi:
a
word that derivied out of a speech team of
mine...it means cool, good or to be used in a
congratalatory remark.
Example: i.e. Your shirt looks schnazi
with that suit. or Did you like ____? Yep it's
schnazi.
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schnazy:
Sweet
and cool.
Example: Schnazy outfit, Shorty.
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schnazzlebopper:
the
precise name for the thing that is not a
whatchamaccalit, or keys, or anything of monetary
value.
Example: Where did you put the, um, what
is it called...the schnazzlebopper?
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schnib:
Used
to describe something small
Example: I need a schnib of paper for a
note.
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schnibbles:
Small
pieces of paper and lint, etc.
Example: After tearing off the paper from
the spiral notebook, I got schnibbles all over my
desk.
Or
Look at all the schnibbles on the ground! Pick
them up!
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schnitz:
stuff,
especially yucky stuff but not limited to the
gross
Example: Hey, you've got schnitz in the
corner of your left eye.
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schnokkered:
Incredibly
drunk.
Example: Check out Adam, Dave! He's
clearly schnokkered.
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schnonomere:
A
way of describing utter disbelief at a
unimaginable action or fact.
Example: Billy yelled Schnonomere! when he
found out his mum was dead
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Schnoodle:
Dog
mutt who is part Schnauzer amd part Poodle.
Example: Our Schnoodle, Kitty, is larger
than a mini-Schnauzer and smaller than a standard
Schnauzer, but has some characteristics of a
Poodle, too.
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schnozzle:
Nose
Example: Ow! That frisbee hit me right on
the schnozzle!
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schnuftie:
Decorative
design element. No apparent function other than
to look good.
Example: A coupla schnufties would round
out the home page nicely.
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school:
To
teach one a lesson. To beat one into submission.
Example: He schooled us all in wrestling
with his superior strength.
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school-made
bun: Any
disgusting food.
Usually bounces, and has a strange retraction
property that differs it from any other element
on earth.
The *true* school-made bun is considered by some
to be a rare-earth element,
and is only created under certain very specific
conditions in educational facility cafeterias
throughout the world.
Example: Ick...this tofu turkey is
school-made bun. Let's go get Chinese.
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schoolboy:
To
make one look foolish by resorting to the
simplest possible means.
Example: We couldn't figure out why the
car wouldn't start. We changed the battery and
even thought about pulling the engine...then
Felipe schoolboyed us and showed us we'd used the
wrong car keys.
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schoolish:
pertaining
to the better qualities inherent in going to
school: studious, zealous of learning, polite and
respectful
Example: Don't be foolish, be schoolish!
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schoon:
adjective.
ugly, disgusting, or distasteful
Example: I can't believe he just picked
his nose that's so schoon.
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schooned:
What
an individual looks like after too many schooners
of beer.
Example: You look schooned.
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schram:
To
breathe through the nose so deeply that everyone
within a mile radius can hear it.
Named for a priest whose breathing you hear from
the back of the chapel.
Example: Breathe through your mouth would
you? I can't take any more of your schramming.
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schreibtischfuhrer:
An
expression of disbelief, anger, or dismay.
Example: When Bob found out he got ripped
off for his computer, he muttered
Schreibtischfuhrer.
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schritzen:
To
frollick merrily in fields of daises or any
alternative flower depending on the season
Example:
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schtuck:
Stuck.
Example: My foot got schtuck in the
escalator yesterday.
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schube:
Acting
so stupidly so as to be accused of being brain
damaged.
Example: Did you see that guy just walk
into the door jam? What a schube!
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Schufosi:
A
derogatory term used by Formula One fans to
describe bandwagon Ferrari Fans.
Historically used to describe Michael Schumacher
fans.
Example: The Schufosi went wild as the
Ferrari driver won the race.
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schultzie:
A
piece of food stuck in your teeth or a booger
hanging out of your nose.
Example: After eating, Hey, do I have a
schultzie?
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Schumi
Army: The
Schumi Army are the legion of largely German
Michael Schumacher fans. They are not unlike a
huge beer-swilling army.
Example: Wherever Schumi goes, the Schumi
Army goes, too.
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Schwaked
Chair: A
chair with uneven legs. When you sit in one, you
rock from side to side
Example: I really hate this schwaked
chair!
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schwangdoodle:
An
unidentifiable object; something for which the
proper name escapes you, as a tool.
Example: Hand me that schwangdoodle over
there, would you?
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Schwarzeneggerian:
Possessing
a massive or bodybuilder's physique.
Example: The criminal was
Schwarzeneggarian in stature.
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schway:
Used
to describe something for which one has a strong
affinity.
Example: That is one schway babe. That
movie was schway cool.
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schway:
Used
by skaters and surfers in reference to something
that is awesomely cool.
Example: That switch 360 hardflip over
that 12 stair set was schway.
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schwee:
The
collection of dust that gathers in your mouse. It
must be removed from the rolling track ball to
make the mouse function smoothly.
Example: I removed the schwee from my
mouse, now I'm clicking smooth and free.
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schwick:
To
adopt or to take as your own--generally in
reference to habits, mannerisms, and elements of
style or speech.
Sometimes spelled shwick.
Example: My roommate is dressing just like
me--he's schwicking my whole look. He's trying to
be me. Loser!
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schwing:
Reference
to a man's physical reaction to sexual innuendo
or stimulation.
Example: You should have seen his reaction
to her thong - schwing!
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schwit:
Yet
another word for pot.
Example: Do you want to do some schwit
tonight
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schwoogie:
A
road with many curves.
Example: Be careful, there is a schwoogie
in the road. This is where the road schwoogies
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schwoopy:
Exceptionally
curvy. Designed without a ruler. First official
usage in Boyett's TREKS NOT TAKEN (Harper
Collins).
Example: It's hard to say which is more
schwoopy, Betty Page or a '69 Corvette. If you
pour water on something schwoopy, it'll all run
off.
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science:
Logic.
Example: Ed: Damn, I burned myself when I
put my hand into the campfire.
Ted: Yeah, that's some science.
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science
project: The
tupperware container in the back of the fridge
that has been there so long that you have no idea
what is inside and are terrified to find out.
Example: Honey, how long has this science
project been back here?
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scientifical:
A
word idiots use to sound intelligent.
Example: We found the results of the tests
to be very scientifical, remarked Chester.
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scipol:
A
scientist who rejects truth and knowledge for
spin-doctoring, bad science, fake science,
cooking the books, etc.--for political purposes.
Example: Many scientists turn into scipols
because they are politically beholden to those
who provide their funding.
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scoche:
A
little bit. Something in a small porportion.
Example: I passed that exam by just a
scoche
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scodge:
Disagreeable
dirty substance.
Example: To friend who has dried taco
sauce on his chin, You've got scodge on your
chin.
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scoff:
To
eat food
Example: Better go scoff, I'm starving.
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scoffable:
adj.
worthy of scoffing. worthless. despicable.
Example: 'Battlefield Earth' is probably
the most scoffable movie he'd seen in a long
time.
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scogag:
A
word effectively meaning morning. It was created
by my eldest son 8 years ago, and is used daily
by all 5 members of our immediate family.
Example: See you in the scogag. (said
between all family members each night.)
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scont:
A
word that referrs to a situation that is, from
the experiencer's point of view, unfortunate.
Synonym for sucks.
Example: I failed Algebra. That sconts!
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scoo:
A
bastardization of is cool. Often pronounced
doubly as scoo scoo, in emphasis of the coolness
of the situation.
Example: Scoo scoo, I like it much better
this way.
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Scoob:
1.
Deja Vu 2. Repetitiveness. Both terms derived
from every Scooby Doo episode being essentially
the same.
Example: And I woulda got away with it
too, if it wasn't for these meddling kids and
their dog Scoobing me.
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Scooby:
To
not have a clue. To be clueless.
Example: Stop trying to impress me with
your knowledge of quantum mechanics, it's obvious
you haven't got a scooby.
Ex - That TV presenter's a real scooby
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scooby:
To
take food that is not yours.
Example: Damn. John just scoobied my
lunch...again.
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Scooby
Gang: A
group of people who hang around investigating the
paranormal. Popularised by Buffy The Vampire
Slayer.
Example: Ooh, a demon! Should I round up
the Scooby Gang?
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Scoop:
Trying
to pick someone up at a club, concert, etc.
Example: I've been trying to scoop that
girl all night.
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scootch:
A
little bit
Example: Could you move over just a
scootch?
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scooterputtin:
Out
driving around looking for something to do
Example: Oh, he's been out scooterputtin
all afternoon. He said he'd be home before dark.
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scope:
To
check out.
Example: Hey, Walter, scope that chick
with the Godzilla tattoo calf, thigh, and...well,
the whole left side of her body.
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scope
'n hope: v. -
to scan a crowd, looking for a potential love
interest.
Example: The singles retreat at my church
was spiritually uplifting -- and a major scope 'n
hope!
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scopeage:
A
hot girl or guy.
Example: Hey, scopeage behind us.
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scordology:
Words
that foul up a friendly conversation.
Example: Clark is using scordology.
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score:
Synonym
for the overused cool and awesome.
Example: Score! I got tickets to the
concert. OR This is really score. I can't believe
I passed the test.
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Scorpy:
A
fairly large furry scorpion.
They tend to be very perverted, willing to grab
at people even while going through ritual pain.
Scorpies also usually command giant starships and
huge confederate empires.
Scorpies also tend to assault people for
absolutely no apparant reason, eat explosives,
and are immortal.
Be very afraid.
Example: Next thing I knew, the scorpy
snatched my lunch box from my hands and ate my
lunch. I hate scorpies.
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Scoundrelous:
Adjective
of acting like a Scoundrel. There aren't enough
Scoundrels in your life. Han Solo
Example: His behavior with the ladies is
simply scoundrelous.
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scouser:
Anyone
born or currently living in Liverpool, England.
Example: Most of the scousers gathered
before the big football game at the Bull &
Cock Pub in Stanley Park.
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scoyner:
A
self-aware square. That is, a person who is a
square and knows it, but takes a sort of subdued
and tense pride in her squareness.
Example: My geology teacher last semester
was a real scoyner, he showed us a picture of him
collecting rock samples on his honeymoon.
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Scrabster:
A
small dog with an unfortunate habit.
Example: Poor old Lucky. He's a nice dog,
but a bit of a scrabster for all that.
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scrags:
Clothes
(rags) that are dirty.
Example: I can't believe that Amy and
Charles have been living together for three
months, and still sleep on a pile of scrags in
the corner of a room.
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scram:
to
drag your fingernails across someone's skin
(usually their face) in an effort to inflict pain
and at least leave thick pink weals. not quite
the same as to scratch. tended to be a schoolkid
thing.
Example: miss miss! tell her, she scrammed
me!
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scramblewedge:
Hurrying
to do something you don't really have time to do.
Example: Sorry, can't do. I still need to
scramblewedge a grocery run before my last
appointment.
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Scran:
Slang
for food, a snack, nosh.
Example: Man, am I hungry, who's up for
some srcan?
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Scrankins:
The
stale cereal in the bottom of the box that
someone is forced to eat before a fresh box may
be opened.
Example: Do I have to eat the cornflake
scrankins again?
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scrapper:
A
real fighter, a battler. Someone who battles hard
to make her point known.
Example: She's a real scrapper.
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scratch:
Money.
Example: How much scratch you make with
your new burger-flippin' job?
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scrave:
To
scrave. A desire beyond words, for a sort of
super craving.
So urgent that one would do just about anything
to obtain the object of desire.
Example: I am scraving some Mountain Dew.
I may have to stop coding if I don't get some
right away.
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Screamer:
An
extremely embarrassing moment which causes you to
scream into your pillow at night. Usually occurs
when all of a sudden you become painfully aware
that you are humiliated by something you have
said or done.
Example: Sarah had a screamer last night
when she remembered falling down flat on her face
at the club, right in front of a some cute guys
she knew.
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screengenes:
Genetic
predisposition to be a couch potato.
Example: His constant channel surfing
while eating and drinking on the couch suggest
screengenes.
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Screensaver
mode: having
a glazed look in your eyes as you perform your
daily tasks
Example: Vito was in Screensaver mode
after his heavy lunch.
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screentan:
Unhealthy
skin color, characteristic of persons who spend
all summer inside, in front of a computer
monitor.
Also see geek, nerd, millionaire.
Example: Dood! Nice screentan! Howzabout
we go out in the non-virtual world for a burger
or something?
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Screw-ching:
A
word used to mean messed up, distorted, beat up,
or otherwise changed negativly.
Example: 1. Matt, give that back now or
Joel's gonna screw-ching you.
2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth
a bit.
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screwed-up-pinky
sindrome: Syndrome
where the pinky finger protrudes from the hand at
a 45 degree angle
Example: I'm glad I don't have
screwed-up-pinky sindrome
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screwgie:
The
act of being ripped off; may be used with another
word to denote property
Example: He gave me the screwgie. I got
the ride screwgie (I didn't get a ride).
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Screwish:
A
nationality: Half Scottish / Half Jewish
Example: Yo, did you check out that
Screwish kid? He's got tha guilt and tha kilt!
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screwt:
Square
root.
Example: The screwt of 12845056 is exactly
3584.
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screwtinization:
When
they dig through the minutiae of your life in
order to get you for something.
Example: She was a great candidate for the
Supreme Court until she was screwtinized.
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scrilla:
money,
cold hard cash
Example: clarence had to go to the bank to
get scrilla
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script
kiddie: Someone
using a lame IRC script immaturely and annoying
others with it.
Example: Some Script Kiddie is trying to
flood me with his pre-fabricated useless script.
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scritch:
the
kind of finger-scratching one does under the chin
of a cat. often done on the heads of people in
fandom or furry communities.
Example: Jay was scritching me for half an
hour. By the time he was done I was melted into a
little puddle on the floor.
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Scritchy:
The
way a man's face feels when he hasn't shaved in
over a day.
Example: While Todd was on vacation, he
let his face get scritchy.
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scrod:
exclamation
Example: oh scrod! my mind's a blank!
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scrod:
Not
the fish, but the past pluperfect of screw. From
the old joke.
Example: Where do I get scrod in Boston?
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scroffly:
Describes
the appearance of a teddy bear when it has been
washed and hung on the line. Slightly unwell.
Example: I feel a bit scroffly today.
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scrog:
Midwestern
slang term for copulation.
Example: I can't believe that disgusting
troll is scrogging my sister.
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scrolly:
A
really long web page that goes on forever and
requires a lot of scrolling to get down
to the bottom and back up to the top.
Example: I wanted to read the articles,
but it was all scrolly and my eyes were tired.
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scrooby:
Totally
stuffed up, screwed up, shoddy.
Example: Look at that guy wearing those
tight leather pants...scrooby.
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scrounge:
One
who continually uses others for selfish material
gain.
Example: That scrounge is always asking me
for a favor.
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scrub:
A
common term among fighting game players. Scrubs
are players who (a. Truly have no idea how to
play the game but think they do (b. Know how to
play but lack any sort of skill (c. Use cheap and
annoying tactics/play styles constantly. Most
scrubs think th
Example: Today I went to the arcade and
beat on a couple of scrubs.
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Scrubtacular:
(adj)
For a person dressed very well, but who doesn't
have a lot of money.
Example: Eric looks scrubtacular. He's
pretty decked out for a man with no job or money.
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Scrudy
Beizer: A
person who excels in either uncleanliness,
laziness, or some other form of repulsive
behavior.
Usually used when deriding their unsavoriness in
a light-hearted fashion.
Example: Your mother? Tell the scrudy
beizer to get her butt off the couch and put some
clothes on.
2 Man, he's a scrudy looking beizer
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Scruffmuffin
(noun): An
extremely attractive guy with long hair and a
beard
Example: Damn, he's a total scruffmuffin!
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Scrum:
Very
good. Sporting.
Example: You got me a present? How scrum
of you.
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scrumbly:
A
web graphic that is not optimized. A web graphic
that looks crackly and is not clear.
Example: That picture is very scrumbly.
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scrummy:
The
contraction of scrumptious and yummy.
Example: 1. The dinner was scrummy.
2. Check out the scrummy babes at the Riviera
Crazy Girls show.
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scrump:
Generally
used in a derogatory manner, it's a term for
having sex--derived
from screw and hump.
Example: All he cared about was getting
her back to his place and scrumping her.
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Scrump-dililly-lish:
Extremely
pleasant in taste.
Example: These cream-pufs are
scrump-dililly-lish.
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scrumpdillyump:
So
amazing you can't define it with just one word.
Like scrumptious, delicious, unbelievable....
Example: The dinner we had was
scrumpdillyump
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scrumpet:
an
attractive person, often younger than the person
using the word, possibly a bit of a tart
(similar to the yummy baked good, a crumpet, but
a yummy person instead)
Example: Did you see her new boyfriend?
He's a total scrumpet!
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scrumple:
A
cross between screwed up and crumpled.
Example: That guy has had so much bad
stuff happen to him he's scrumpled.
|
scrumpsh:
Used
when describing something that tastes really
good. Derivative of scrumptious?
Example: That pizza was scrumpsh.
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scrumtralescent:
Overly
awesome, more than perfect.
Example: The wine is scrumtralescent. Goes
great with the chicken.
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Scrumtralescent:
An
implausible and unimagineable form of improvement
beyond perfection. Perfect at being perfect.
Example: Your prose used when composing a
belittling joke about jo mama is so marvelous
that it's scrumtralescent.
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scrumtrulescent:
Being
so good it can't be expressed in words.
Example: The movie was better than great.
In fact, it was scrumtrulescent.
|
scrunch:
Act
of making a flat rug more comfortable by folding
orpiling into a heap or scrunchpile.
Example: Look, Bandit's scrunching his rug
again.
|
scrunchie:
Elastic
hairband with decorative cloth wrapping
Example: Sara looked very 1989 with that
gold lame scrunchie in her hair.
|
Scrunge:
To
crumple or twist with one's fingers.
Example: My dog likes his ears scrunged.
The newspaper is all scrunged up.
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Scrungrow:
1) A
dirty person
2) a low life human
Example: what a scrungrow you've turned
out to be! Scrungrow!
|
scrunkle:
to
snuggle up together under a blanket on a cold
winter evening
Example: the two young lovers were so cold
from their evening walk, that they proceeded to
scrunkle up on the couch
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Scrut:
A
cross between a Skank, and a Slut
Example: Look at that dirty Scrut
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sctief:
This
is a nonsense acronym found in a bogus feel good
survey sent out on the web.
Example: I saw the word sctief in a survey
and went to psuedodictionary.com to find out if
it is a word.
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scubu:
Taken
directly from the word scrub. Is a younger
brother that is also the baby of the family. If
someone is an older sibling as well, they are not
a scubu.
Example: Katty laughed as her scubu became
confused as a dog circled him.
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scud:
Archery
expression for an arrow which flies high and wide
of the mark, missing the target entirely.
First coined by an American Naval Officer and
archer in connection to the Soviet-made missle
when
he observed an unsuccessful Soviet demonstration
of the missle.
The weapon missed its target by a considerable
margin.
The gentleman remarked What a scud!
The press was present and printed the word and it
has been associated with the missle ever since.
Example: The scud is a aptly named weapon
as it is notoriously inaccurate.
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scuff
up: To
SCUFF UP is to make a major mistake. (I owe this
phrase to a friend of mine called Joe.)
Example: I really scuffed up on that maths
test. I bet I get an F!
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scully:
perfect
Example: this is so scully!
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Scumiotics:
The
study of what makes a person, object or act
scummy.
Example: Robert was very learned in the
field of scumiotics. He used his knowledge of
scumiotics to help him in his everyday work.
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scummy:
Crappy,
lame, pathetic.
2.one who is happy to be scruffy in looks or
personality. Not taking pride in one's self.
Example: That hobo's so scummy it's sad.
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scumpy:
(adj)
Place, person or thing which is either dirty or
scruffy.
Example: This restaurant is really scumpy.
OR Geez, you are such a scump.
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scunch:
To
move about on the elbows, dragging the back half
of the body, in almost a froglike manner. This is
done by both elbows at the same time, and follows
with the knees a second later.
Example: The tomboyish girl decided to
scunch across the living room carpet floor, thus
obtaining rug burns on both her knees and elbows.
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scunge:
Another
name for a cat.
Example: Look at that ugly, mouse-eating
scunge.
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scunnered:
Scots
slang. to be sick of something. If you are
scunnered of chocolate, you are all chocolated
out.
Example: Chips tonight, Bob. But ma, I'm
scunnered of chips.
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scuz:
Excuse.
Example: Scuz me. I need to see a man
about a llama.
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scuzbucket:
Derisive
term for appearance or attitude.
Example: 1.) Did you see what that
scuzbucket was wearing? 2.) Here's the revised
company dress-code policy from the new scuzbucket
personell director.
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sd'ed:
superdeformed
(from anime) -- deformed/compressed in such a way
as to be cute or anime-ish.
Example: The characters from Puzzlefighter
are sd'ed. Sd'ed robots and cars are so cute.
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Sea
Monkeys: From
Douglas Coupland's Microserfs. Something that
seems unbelievably fun, but in the end winds up
as a cruel, bitter letdown upon arrival.
Example: This new publication was expected
to be groundbreaking, but in the end, it was just
Sea Monkeys.
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sea
monster: Drunk
girl that sits at the bar and talks smack about
other girls.
Example: That sea monster's starin' me
down.
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sea
wag: A
wagging dog tail underwater.
Example: Rover sea wags at the beach.
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sea-scratch:
An
itching sensation (rash) in your pants caused
from sitting around in wet clothes for a long
period of time.
Example: Mike was out boating all day
without a change of clothes and now he has a
nasty case of sea-scratch.
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seagle:
Seagull
+ eagle--a mythical bird. From Glenpool, OK, high
school student's poetry.
Example: A word that rhymes with beagle?
How about seagle?
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seagull
manager: Boss
who shows up randomly, makes a lot of noise,
messes up eveything...and then leaves.
Example: (name) is a seagull manager. I
wish he'd just travel all the time. (Make seagull
cawing noises to warn of manager's arrival.)iving
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Seannery:
Sean
Connery. Any act that is Sean-Connery-like.
Example: Did you see Seannery on Barbara
Walters?
adv.- Alan was quite Seannery at the bar last
nite with the ladies.
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seapig:
Surfer
talk for a fat chick on the beach
Example: The beach has nothing but a bunch
of seapigs in bikinis today.
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sebid:
Worldly.
Example: Ernest hemingway was sebid.
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sec-def,
sec-ag, sec-com, sec-: Washington
DC slang expressions for the Presidential
Cabinet.
Secretary of Defence, Secretary of Agriculture,
etc.
Example: This is the sec-def's second time
around;
he was sec-def under President Ford as well.
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seckzi:
Sexy.
Like hawt and ur, this is used by stupid teenage
girls on the Internet who think it looks cutesy
and cool.
Gains more Stupid Points than hawt, because it
requires TWO extra keystrokes to produce
than to correctly spell the word. (See hawt and
ur.)
Example: omg, liek justin timbrelaek is
SOOOOO SECKZI!
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secluse:
a
recluse living in seclusion
Example: he chose to live alone as a
secluse
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second:
(noun)
word meaning any amount of time at all, usually
way more than desired
Example: mum: yep, i'll be off the
computer in a second
(2 days later)
mum: just a few seconds....
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second
bestroom: the
bathroom with the lest traffic in any building
(whether because of location, facilities or
cleanliness) where considerent people go when
what they have to do could be unpleasant for
others.
Example: I think I'm coming down with the
flu or something -- I'd better use the second
bestroom.
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secret-squirrel:
A
designer of cryptographic code for secure
computer communication.
So-called for being stereotypically male,
physically-small, and twitchy.
Example: If we want genuinely secure email
we need to hire a secret-squirrel.
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secretary
spread: An
unusually wide butt, usually used in reference to
a woman.
Example: He's neither a secretary nor
female, but he still has secretary spread.
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section
eight: Adjective
describing something as bad in some fashion. [ED.
If I remember _M.A.S.H._ correctly, Section 8 has
to do with being insane.]
Example: Denny's is section eight.
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secuous:
(adj.)
Clever and witty in a charming fashion;
handsomely eloquent
Example: Cheryl, have you spoken to Lance
yet? He's so funny and secuous.
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see
ya!: Used
to either tell someone to get out and stay out or
to state that the person saying it is leaving
permanently.
Example: I've had enough of your lies. See
ya!
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see(s):
The
distance one must travel. As far as you can see.
Example: The old ballfield is two sees
down that road.
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seedy-bags:
A
particular type of person given to saying or
doing something of a particularly disgusting
nature.
Example: Fletch, stop being so disgusting.
Do you have to be such a seedy-bags all the time?
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Seen:
It
means that something is understood, two people
are in agreement or it's cool.
Example: Yo you wanna hit Turbo tonite?
Seen
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Seen:
I
understand. OK. Or just acknowledging what was
said.
Example: Ted: I got my girlfriend pregnant
last night.
Fred: Seen.
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seesayleptic:
a
person who cannot resist reading movie/tv
subtitles aloud even though all others present
are capable of reading them
Example: His friends and family knew him
to be a seesayleptic and refused to watch
subtitled movies with him.
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Seinfeldian:
Situation
that could have been part of a Seinfeld episode.
Example: The whole ordeal was so
Seinfeldian.
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seized:
Incapacitated
due to severe hangover.
Example: I'd have another one, but I can't
be seized tomorrow.
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selance:
The
feeling of relief that you get once waking from a
dream that had unconquerable problems or
obstacles.
Example: When Tom awoke from his dream of
being fired and being forced to file bankruptcy,
he felt a wave of selance wash over him.
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Select
Memory: Selective
memory.
When a person only remembers the things that they
really want to remember
as opposed to the things others want them to
remember.
Example: Ok, so you didn't remember to put
the dishes away,
but you were able to remember that big party in
town?!
You've got the worst case of select memory I've
ever seen.
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selective
infictionation: The
illogical refusal to accept certain principles of
fiction whilst accepting other, more unlikely,
principles
Example: He infictionated 'Superman the
Movie' by accepting the guy could fly but
refusing to believe Lois Lane would never
recognise him!
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self-colossallating:
Of
size increasing by self regulation to an extent
that elicits awe; getting more and more immense
without regulation and on one's own power.
Example: Maria was caught in the hay with
her horse-riding teacher after accidentally
killing the horse that her father gave her
instead of paying off the house. Clearly her luck
was self-colossallating.
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self-insertion:
Describes
a fanwork which features the author as a main
character. Written to boost the author's
self-esteem, rather than to present an
entertaining or thought-provoking plot.
Example: Have you read his latest Sailor
Moon self-insertion fanfic? That guy is
desperate.
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self-surfing:
Surfing
to your own web site to make it look more
popular.
Example: His hits were down, but a couple
hours of self-surfing made him look as hip as
ever!
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Sell:
Goodbye,
bye, buy or any sort of way in saying goodbye.
Example: Well I have to get going now,
sell!
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selling
tickets: to
tell a lie
Example: If some one tells a lie, it's a
ticket, or you could tell them they are selling
tickets.
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sellist:
Someone
who repeatedly makes blunders. Sells out.
Example: Joe: Did ya see how Bob missed
that open goal?
Jim: Yeah, he's such a sellist. Might as well set
up shop in the middle of the field.
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semble:
that
trembling, deep breath in that comes after a long
time of sobbing.
Example: After crying for hours, drew in a
semble.
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semiconducting
lube-valve: Any
piece of techno-gadgetry that defies conventional
description and does something that will be
described with an overly generalized analogy.
Example: Ensign: What if we hooked up the
semiconductiing lube-valve to the EPS conduit and
reversed the polarity?
That should create just the kinda of quantum
gravitation field we're looking for.
Science Officer: Oh, you mean like filling a
ballon with too much air and letting it go?
Ensign: Exactly
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Semiopathy:
The
syndrome of deriving a meaning from a sign which
is not that which was originally intended.
Example: The signpainter appeared to have
semiopathy when he made the lakeside warning
read: Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here.
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semipulchrous:
Fairly
beautiful, or almost beautiful.
Example: She's not bad-looking, definitely
semipulchrous.
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Semper-Flex:
A
male who is ostensibly macho to disguise the fact
that he is a complete wuss.
Example: With the big show he makes of his
daredevil nonsense,
Geraldo has got to be the biggest Semper-Flex out
there.
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semprini:
1. A
multiple-use profanity.
2. A term for any body part that would otherwise
be unfit for public discussion.
Example: 1. Oh, semprini! I dropped the
bowling ball on my foot! 2. Oh, kiss my semprini.
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senignal:
description
of a person who forgets to cancel their turn
signal.
Example: There goes another senignal
driver.
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senilosopher:
A
combination of senile and philosopher.
Used to describe a computer that constantly sits
and proccesses information for no reason at all.
Example: Mark finishes booting computer
and moves mouse, causing computer to sit and
think.
Dangit! I haven't even opened anything yet.
Stupid senilosopher.
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Senior
Citizen Effect (SCE): 1.
The anomaly in the space-time continuum where
time dilates in direct proportion to your
distance from a Senior Citizen, slowing time as
we know it to a crawl.
This effect makes one later and later for an
appointment as one gets closer in proximity to a
Senior Citizen.
2. The magic ability for time to appear to speed
by faster as you get older,
making old age seem to zip by, however dilating
time around you for everyone else.
Example: 1. I'm sorry I'm late to your
wedding, I got caught by the Senior Citizens
Effect when I passed by the Bingo parlor.
2. Thanks to the Senior Citizens Effect, the
years when I had the dispeptic ulcer seemed to
zip by quickly.
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Senior
Citizen Factor (SCF): The
amount of time needed to account for senior
citizens when trying to make an appointment.
When going through a high senior citizen density
area (such as the supermarket at noon),
you must take into account the relative speed and
delays propogated by senior citizens.
Example: We have to leave earlier if we
take into account the Senior Citizens Factor.
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senior
moment: An
exhibit of behavior that would typically be
associated with growing older. example:
forgetting your own phone number or what you were
talking about in the middle of a sentence.
Example: Oh my god! I just had a senior
moment!
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senioritis:
Behaviour
characteristic of high school seniors, but can be
contracted (it's like a disease) as early as
middle school. Symptoms include rampant
class-skipping and general apathy towards all
things school-related.
Example: I won't be doing my homework
tonight either. Senioritis has got me bad this
year.
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seniprandicapsaphobia:
Fear
of opening old lunch boxes.
Example: I was about to start sorting out
my school bag after the holidays when I was
suddenly
assailed by seniprandicapsaphobia.
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senseslut:
Someone
who is open to any and all experiences, and
enjoys each one thoroughly.
Example: Hi, my name is Ochre Orientis. I
like to eat, swim, make love, and all that stuff.
I'll do anything, I'm a senseslut.
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sentence
finishing machine: A
statement or part of a statement made when a
friend fuges out and doesn't finish her sentence.
Example: Bill: Last night I got a new....
(pause)
Wally: Sentence finishing machine?
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SEP:
Someone
Else's Problem. Something you don't have to worry
about, because responsibility for it belongs to
someone else.
Example: A. Oh, no! There's a huge load of
customers that walked into the door!
B. I've signed out and changed clothes. SEP.
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sephim:
Nocturnal
angel. Seraphim=angel. Ra=Sun god.
Seraphim-Ra=Sephim.
Example: My gorgeous gothic girlfriend is
a sephim.
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Seppo:
American,
mainly from USA. Derived from the SEParation of
the USA from Great Britain.
Example: Mark is a Seppo.
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serfitude:
A
catch-all describing both those classified under
serfdom and also servitude.
Example: The peasants revolted against
their terrible state of serfitude.
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sernerfer:
Would-be
sophisticate, a snob. Used derogatively to
describe someone overdressed for the occasion--or
having her nose in the air.
Example: She tended to dress in a
sernerfer fashion.
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Servant
Distance: that
really awful distance when a group of people
leave one person to walk behind them a good 4
meters
Example: Hey guys! what's up with this
servant distance?!?
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set
my 'nana down: A
positive response to a request or a favor,
implying that in order to fulfill the request or
favor you
must first put aside the banana you are eating.
Example: Hey, Roy, can I borrow your
leather chaps for tonight's ice cream social?
Let me set my 'nana down.
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settin'
it back: describes
a person who is eating rather voraciously, ie
setting back the food already in their mouth, for
more, before chewing it
Example: gee, that chappy must really like
those flapsticks. he's settin' it back like
nobody's business!
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seudo-p:
Adjective
describing words that are fake or made up by
people. Sodapea, sudapea.
Example: (While playing Scrabble.) That's
not a word, it's a seudo-p.
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seven
four seven (747): When
a conversation topic, joke, etc. goes straight
over your head--
as a Boeing 747 does. Useful when you don't have
a clue what's going on.
Example: I didn't get it. It was a 747 to
me.
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severious:
severly
serious
Example: this is a severious matter,
damn-it.
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severiously:
a
combo between severe and seriously....
Example: severeiously, I have no legs
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sewellesque:
A
short, devout Mormon wrestler who almost goes pro
grappling can be called sewellesque.
Example: Have you ever seen Goldberg post
WWF? Hes pretty sewellesque.
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sewup:
The
stitched seams on a teddy bear.
Example: The antique bears were in
excellent condition, except for some torn sewup.
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sexable:
A
person who is extremely sexy.
Example: That Elizabeth is one sexable
chick.
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sexellent:
Excellent.
Example: That's sexellent! Claus
exclaimed.
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sexified:
Getting
dressed or preparing yourself to look sexy.
Example: John will be here in an hour. Let
me go get sexified
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sexile:
To
force your roommate to leave so you can have
annoying, noisy sex.
Example: Andy: Jeff, why are you sleeping
in the student lounge? Jeff: Got sexiled. Again.
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sexpert:
An
expert of all things sexual.
Example: Jane is a sexpert, she knows all
about it.
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sexpionage:
1.
To infiltrate someone's bedroom to gather
information.
2. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone
else's relationship.
Example: I used my best friend for
sexpionage to see if my girlfriend was faithful.
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sexsylum:
The
act of being taken in for the night after being
sexiled.
Example: Can I get sexsylum in your room
tonight? My roommate has his girlfriend in from
out of town and I got sexiled.
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sexula:
A
compliment to someone you think is attractive.
Example: You have vexy sexula arms. OR My
word, you are very sexula!
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sexy:
Adjective
used to describe an inanimate object that is
expensive or beautiful.
Example: My girlfriend looks sexy, but I
wish she'd move once in a while.
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SF49:
Anything
that grows from small to huge very rapidly. From
the growth of San Francisco in the 1849 Gold Rush
from 1000 to over 100,000 people in a few months.
Example: Yahoo went SF49. Hey, Tom, if you
gobble down any more of that pizza, you gonna go
SF49.
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sgetti:
Spaghetti
for the lazy--or those who can't spell.
Example: I like Italian food, especially
sgetti.
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Sgweet:
Slang
for Let's go eat
Example: It's 12 o clock! Sgweet!
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sh'yeah:
pronounced
sh-yeah. Usually said in an awkward moment as a
response to someone's comment you don't hear
clearly. As in unsure agreement.
Example: Scott: I think Nikki is the total
cat's pajamas.
Jimmy: sh'yeah...
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sh'yeah
(or sheah): An
amalgam of sure and yeah (according to
some--shoot + yeah). Denotes affirmative in a
laid-back manner.
Example: Well, sh'yeah! I told him I'd be
back by 6.
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SHAAAAP:
Teenager's
request for others to be quiet.
Example: SHAAAAP!
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Shaatz!:
An
exclamaton to be used when one is very impressed.
Example: Shaatz! That girl was hot.
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shaba:
Same
meaning as wow, cool, or thank you.
Example: 1. That was very shaba!
2. Did you see that website? It's shaba.
3. Shaba very much.
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Shabam:
awesome,
cool, that rocks!
Example: Shabam! we won the game!
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Shablamo:
A
word used to express extreme surprise or
excitement.
Example: Man, I thought I was in for
another routine day of classes, but then during
science, shablamo! Pop quiz.
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Shaboose:
To
take something from someone when they have asked
you if you want some before going to get it--and
you declined.
The best description is when you ask your friend
I am going to get a burger and fries,
you want something? they decline, but when you
return,
they take a substantial portion (more than a
couple of fries).
Shabooser, shaboosee, shaboosist, shaboosing,
shaboosable.
Example: If I had known you were going to
shaboose my potato salad, I would have got more
for you.
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shabrah:
Lame
guys with no intelligence or agenda.
Many at college like to drink beer, conform, and
screw around.
All have frosted tips, leather jackets, and
turtleneck sweaters from Structure.
Tan from a can guys who like to think they're
from California.
Comes from the slang Shahbrah as in Yeah brother
gone to Yeah brah
then horribly mutated into Shahbrah.
Example: Let's leave. This party's lame
and there's too many shahbrahs here.
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shack:
To
nail a thought or description that someone else
has been explaining
Example: You just shacked that PETA
argument.
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shacket:
A
piece of clothing that is both a shirt and a
jacket. Perfect for nights that are not too cold
or hot.
Example: That is a nice shacket.
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shackpacker:
n.
Someone who refuses to let go of useless
possessions after moving to a new location, thus
bringing all belongings with them. Also packing
the shack.
Example: After Debbie pulled the brassed
antlers from the box, she screamed, Tom, you
shackpacked after telling me you wouldn't.
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Shaddup:
Slang
for Shut Up
Example: Why don't you just shaddup?
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shade:
Pronounced
shaada. German for too bad. Used sarcastically
when you don't mind that you're missing out on
something.
Example: Mom: I'm sorry, dear. Your
orthodontist appointment was cancelled.
ReplyShade.
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shadow:
Said
when one departs a room.
Example: I gotta break. I'm shadow.
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Shady:
description
of questionable behavior
Example: That guy on the corner is acting
shady.
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shady:
suspicious
in nature; dodgy; sketchy
Example: i don't trust my uncle with my
girlfriend- he's kinda shady...
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shafted:
Defrauted,
cheated.
Example: You gave him the money? Are you
stupid? You have been shafted, mate.
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Shagitude:
The
point at which someone enters a single-issue
universe; purpose: to get themselves a shag.
Example: I think we should steer clear of
her this evening. After what she said on the last
press trip to Barcelona, I reckon she's in her
shagitude, and shouldn't be dissuaded from her
course of action; namely, nailing that nice bloke
over there...
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shagnasty:
Someone
in a particularly kinky mood.
Example: Bill was giving me the look, so I
knew this shagnasty guy was waiting for action.
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shagtastic:
immensely
good looking, generally used to describe member
of opposite sex for which physical attractions
exists
Example: You are looking simply
shagtastic.
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Shake:
To
leave a place (as in bounce, or roll).
Example: Let's shake and go to Taco Bell,
I'm starving.
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shake
a tower: Take
a shower.
Example: I got really dirty playing
football. I'm going to go shake a tower.
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shaky:
meaning
that someone or something is a bit strange or
unreliable.
Example:
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sham:
1.
To look through, as in browsing or leafing
through.
2. Unneccesary looking through with no final
outcome.
Example: 1. So, yeah, the other day I was
shamming through some old books.
2. He's such a shammer, never deciding upon one
thing.
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shamalamadingdong:
A
doo-wop term to express excitement.
Example: Shamalamadingdong, that's a cute
bobbysoxer!
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Shamball:
A
person who steals another person's idea. Cf.
slimeball.
Example: Patrick stole my idea and claimed
it for himself...shamball.
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shambles:
Something
incomprehensible or in severe disarray. {No idea
why we do it, but sometimes a real word, with
nothing new in its description or example, will
be added to the pseudodictionary.)
Example: After that kegger on Friday
night, my place was a shambles.
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shamblize:
To
wreck or make a shambles of a person, place or
thing. To create disorder.
Example: After they were barred from the
night club they returned and shamblized the
place.
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shamburger:
n. a
patty composed of something other than ground
beef that's intended as a hamburger substitute
Example: Boca makes much better
shamburgers than Garden Burger does.
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shame
train: The
bus.
Example: My car broke down so I'm taking
the shame train this week.
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Shamuism:
A
religion based on the worship of Shamu.
Example: Shamuism is quickly becoming the
religion of choice for intelligent people.
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shaness:
An
absolutly gorgeous person. Someone who is a big
turn on.
Example: She is totally shaness. OR He
looks really shaness in that outfit.
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shank:
To
badly hit a ball.
Example: Man - you shanked it way to the
right!
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shankity:
1.
weird 2. cool
Example: That's shankity.
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shantey,
shanty: Generally
decrepit or falling apart. Rotten. Filthy.
Run-down.
Can be paired with towne to describe a place that
is rotten, filthy, or run-down.
Example: Mike, your muffler is falling off
your Miata. That is one shantey automobile.
ex. How long has it been since you cleaned this
apartment, Rick? It's become a shantey towne...
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shants:
Capri
pants, a mix of shorts and pants.
Example: Shants are more comfortable than
pants cause you can breath,
and more comfortable than shorts cause they
aren't showing off my fat thighs.
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shappy:
Being
both shocked and happy at the same time.
Example: Yes, Mallory, when you told me
you were marrying Nick, I was very shappy for
you.
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sharkin':
Walking
around a pub/night club looking to chat someone
up and then get fixed up
Example: look he's sharkin' again
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sharmoancinnon:
A
tiny blister located on the flap of skin that
connects the bottom of the tongue to the bottom
of the mouth.
Example: I had a great time last night,
but now I've got a sharmoancinnon.
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shasited:
Being
so incredibly excited that you can't sit still.
Example: I was totally shasited to get my
CD player put into my car!
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shasta:
another
word meaning sweet or cool
Example: Shasta! I can't believe that you
got me NSYNC tickets.
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shasta:
An
average to ugly-looking person that you'd sleep
with anyway if nothing better is around.
From the cheap soft drink Shasta. You'll still
drink it if there isn't anything better around.
Example: The chick that Greg took home is
shasta. Must have been a slow night at the bar.
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Shasta
Mcnasty: Gross,
nasty
Example: Eww that's nasty. Worse, Shasta
McNasty....
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shastic:
Cool.
Example: That's shastic. Where did you get
it.
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Shat
Fu: The
sweet, sweet fighting style made famous in Star
Trek,
in which you can defeat someone without actually
hitting any vulnerable spots.
Example: The best Shat Fu move is the one
where they clench their fists
together and bring them down over their
opponent's back, crippling them instantly.
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shavlong:
Another
name for a mullet; the hairstyle featuring a
short, often spikey top with shoulder length hair
in the rear, giving off that business in front,
party out back feel. It's shaved and it's long.
Example: I saw this guy at the mall
yesterday. You wouldn't have beleived his hair.
Talk about a shavlong.
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shaweee:
Used
during moments of extreme excitement.
Example: Shaweee! That was awesome.
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shazbot:
Swear
word from the planet Ork.
Example: Shazbot! I'm stuck on this
godawful planet.
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shazzam:
To
cause the appearance of a genie by way of the
marrying of two rings.
Example: I am in a real fix, if only I
could shazzam my way out of this somehow.
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sheapp:
A
animal, a cross between a sheep and a pooddle.
Most commonly found in Huron, Michigan.
Example: The sheapp fallowed the girl
untill she let it eat her shoe.
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shecky:
Incredibly
loud, tasteless, and tacky.
Example: The golfer showed up in what had
to be the sheckiest outfit I'd ever seen.
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shee-han:
A
term for a little guy who thinks he's a bad dude,
but in reality is a major dork.
Example: The guy let someone kick him in
the chest, breaking his sternum. Nothing but a
shee-han.
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shee-shee:
Snotty,
uppity, upscale.
Example: We went to this totally shee-shee
restraunt and it cost the two of us two bills.
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sheents:
Freshly
cleaned sheets.
Example: I did the laundry today, so
tonight I'm sleepin' on sheents. It's da bomb.
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sheentz:
intense
craving for nicotine specifacally cigarrettes
Example: Hey Tiffany, I'm so having a
sheentz, lets go outside!
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sheep:
Suck
or bad.
Example: You sheep, Lauryn! OR Man, I did
sheep on the chemistry quiz.
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sheepdoggin:
When
one attemps to coherse a group of people into an
action by gentle prodding.
Example: Everyone was so unmotivated i
wound up sheepdoggin us over to the bar for wings
and beer. Hey do what you want, i aint gonna
sheepdog tonight. Ok who's sheepdoggin tonight?
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Sheeple:
A
cross between sheep and people. Members of a
horde of mindless followers, such as can be found
at rallies, sports events, and religious
gatherings.
Example: As the sheeple entered the
stadium, they were herded gradually towards their
seats.
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sheepling:
A
baby sheep; a young sheep.
Example: The new sheepling gets along well
with the other animals.
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sheesh,
Louise!: The
old-fashioned phrase Oh, for crying out loud!
Example: He actually said that? Sheesh,
Louise!
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Sheesh-ola/olio:
An
expression to describe something having extra
sheeshness.
Example: He actually said that to his
Dad?? Sheeshola!
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sheet
head: A
member of the KKK.
Example: My cousin in Alabama is a sheet
head.
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sheila:
Australian
Slang for a female, woman, girl, chick.
Example: There are some decent sheilas at
this party, mate.
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sheit:
One
who has had a sex change operation.
Example: After the operation, he is no
longer a he or a she, but a sheit.
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shelf:
The
stomach when it has become enlarged to the point
of being an appendage.
Example: You dropped some food on your
shelf.
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shelfware:
n.
The bound, printed version of a project, which
likely will end up on a shelf, unused and
forgotten, gathering dust.
Example: We put ten man-months into that
research, but all it became was shelfware.
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shellacking:
To
beat by a large margin. to thrash
Example: Collingwood gave Carlton a
shellacking.
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Shem:
1.
Ignorant or stupid person. Very harsh
connotations. 2. Someone who acts impulsively
without thinking, usually making an ass of
themselves.
Example: Chris is such a shem, he sits in
front of his computer drooling and typing with
one finger all day.
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shenanery:
a
cross between shenanigan and chicanery that is
used when you have absolutely no clue what is
going on
Example: chappy walks in to see his pet
monkey swinging from the chandelier, whistling
dixie and says, what in the world is all this
shenanery!?
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shenanery:
a
cross between shenanigan and chicanery that is
used when you have absolutely no clue what is
going on
Example: chappy walks in to see his pet
monkey swinging from the chandelier, whistling
dixie and says, what in the world is all this
shenanery!?
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sheopping:
Following
a female being for countless hours in clothing,
jewelry and other stores, saying That one is
better than the other, and No, that doesn't make
you look fat, honey, and Yes, I like that
one--without really caring.
Example: I have a terrible headache
because I had to follow Martha sheopping for
hours and hours. Anna and Sharon went sheopping
and I had to wait for them while they chose all
the clothes they'd be using in the party.
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shepherdry:
The
occupation and/or vocation of a shepherd. Being
involved with the raising and tending of sheep.
Example: Shepherdry would be a good
vocation for those who want to spend time alone
out in the wild.
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sheranger:
One
of Canada's finest, the park ranger.
Specifically, a female ranger small in body, big
in heart. Friend to all animals and at home in
the rough outdoors.
Example: That girl is so resoureful and
smart, she could almost become a sheranger.
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sherblit:
(n)
Something small. Usually applied to cute objects,
animals, or people.
Example: Today for show-and-tell Rahim
brought in his new puppy--what a sherblit!
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shewpus:
Just
a tad better than cool or kewl.
Example: That new computer has everything
on it; it's so shewpus.
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shibby:
an
affirmation to a sugged plan of action. Like
Right On!
Example: A:'Let's pick up a six of
Schlitz's and hit up the strip club.' B:'Shibby!'
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SHIBBY:
cool,
extremely fun
Example: That party was soo...SHIBBY!
That shirt looks so shibby on you!
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Shibby:
An
interjection or adjective that is used as a
variant of cool. It is usually preceded by way.
Example: That movie was way shibby.
That shibby chick in the red slipped me her phone
number.
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Shibbytastic:
Adjective
meaning cool, brilliant, wonderful, fantastic,
shibby. More exhuberant way of saying either of
these. Derived from the words shibby and
fantastic.
Example: Wow, I just had the most
shibbytastic day!
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shicken:
Chicken.
Example: Look at the shicken run around
the yard. Dad will never catch it.
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shickle:
Shickle-short
of a nickle-In essence, it is used when your out
of change.(You don't just have to be out of
nickles, you can be out of something else.
Example: I had some extra change for my
friend who was shickle.
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shie:
An
inscrutable person.
Example: What's up with the shie? I don't
get him.
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shift:
To
snog, neck, or make out.
Example: I shifted Anna at the club last
night. Big mistake.
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shiggidy
shiggidy shwa: A
random phrase that is said in place of a logical
explination
said in a awkward moment.
Example: Teacher: What is the square root
of 57?
Child: Uh.....shiggidy shiggidy shwa. OR
Jack (who is rather ugly) : Jill, I like you.
Would you go on a date with me?
Jill (who is an untouchable): Shiggidy shiggidy
shwa.
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shill:
Upper
class, corporate, self-absorbed, snooty type
individual.
Example: My boss is a shill.
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shim:
Replaces
the use of those tedious slash words used to
indicate the subject or object of a sentence:
he/she and him/her. Can also be used in the
posessive as in his/her.
Example: If the employee is found to be
browsing questionable Web sites shim shall be
relieved of shim's Internet and computer
privileges. If management has to warn shim more
than twice, shim shall be notified of shim's
pending unemployment.
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shimmy:
To
dance.
Example: Said to mates in a club: I love
this song! I've gotta go shimmy!
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shimmy:
Shimmy
is a word to use in place of any other word when
describing something.
Example: Pass over that shimmy'
There were beans and all kinds of shimmy there.
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shimmy-tang:
When
men in bars play air hockey.
Example: The guys are in the back playing
shimmy-tang.
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Shin
Din: A
party where you have lots of fun.
Example: My friend and I went to a shin
din last weekend.
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shinanid:
Fancy
word for jerk, fiend, etc.
Example: That filthy shinanid back there
took my wallet.
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shink:
A
nickname for the Japanese bullet train, from the
word shinkansen. Used by foreigners living in
Japan.
Example: You can get to Tokyo in under an
hour if you take the shink.
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shink:
Sound
caused by two metallic objects sliding against
each other, ending in a sharp collision.
Example: The sword slid into its scabbard
and stopped with a loud shink.
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shinnanist:
A
person attracted to shiny objects.
Example: Jesse, the shinnanist, couldn't
stop looking at the star on top of the Christmas
tree.
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Ship
in a bottle!: A
phrase used when something goes wrong or you mess
something up
Example: Did you remember to change all of
the wrong answers on your math assignment?
Ship in a bottle! Why does everything always go
wrong?
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Ship
Rat Nuts: A
description of a person or an event that is
beyond the standard terms of chaotic.
Example: After I broke up with Ann she
went ship rat nuts and burned my house down.
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shipper:
A
fan of a television series who focuses on the
pairing of two individuals. Short for
relationshipper. Term originated from X-Files
fans.
Example: A: I hope Mulder and Scully fall
in love. B: Oh joy...another shipper.
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shippleshanks:
When
someone has done something outstanding for
you....and you want to
thank them three times. Shippleshanks = triple
thanks.
Example: Shippleshanks for paying for the
movie.
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shirt-lifter:
Insult.
Used for someone who makes careless descisions or
acts inappropriately.
Example: Did you see what he just did?
What a shirt-lifter.
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shiz:
Synonymous
with shit. Used in places where vulgar language
doesn't go over well--school, around parents,
church, work, etc.
Example: Oh, shiz! I forgot my homework.
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SHIZAM!:
Word
used as a small but exciting exclamation of
approval or overall joy.
Not to be confused with SHAZAM! as exclaimed by
newsboy Billy Batson to turn himself into Captain
Marvel.
Example: Joeman, dinner was most excellent
tonight. SHIZAM!
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shiznitz:
Shit,
a juvenile way of saying same.
Example: Oh, shiznitz. It's the shiznitz.
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Shizzleizzlefizzle:
Used
to describe something so intense that cannot be
expressed using words.
Example: Shizzleizzlefizzle! I just cut
off my finger while chopping these onions!
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Shkeev:
Dirty.
Example: That guy is so shkeev.
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shlamm:
lazy,
crummy person
Example: Look at that shlamm over there he
does not even have his shoes tied
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shlong:
Short
+ long = shlong. Also known as a mullet. Refers
to the haircut that is short on the top and long
in the back.
Example: I went to Wal Mart and you
wouldn't believe how many shlongs I saw.
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Shlops:
The
opposite of props, a negative award given to
someone who does something wrong or stupid.
Example: Shlops to the cook for not
putting onion in my chili.
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shmants:
Short
pants; pants that fall below the knee but above
the ankle
Example: Now that the weather is warmer,
everyone's wearing shmants.
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Shmarm:
Mushy
romantic stuff.
When someone gets shmarmy they say things like
Shnooky-wooky cakes and read mushy poetry.
You get the idea?
Example: He was so shmarmy I felt like
puking!.
It was giving me cavities.
All day he was shmarming over her, it was sooo
sick.
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shmege:
Pronounced
sh-may-ge. An errant piece of fuzz or lint on
one's clothing
Example: Come here, you have a shmege.
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shmelldrawer:
The
risky act of smelling a pair of your underwear to
ascertain if they are clean or not before wearing
them.
CAUTION: Should only be attempted in the absence
of visual indicators.
Example: I asked my wife if the BVDs on
top of the Cuisinart were clean and she said, No
idea, shmelldrawer.
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Shmeltsy:
Tacky,
unfashionable, cheesy, or sappy.
Example: Man, that movie you recommended
last night was shmeltsy.
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shmongotz:
Dirt,
debris, usually a small but offending blemish or
smudge. Accent is on second sylable. Origin:
cross-pollination of the sounds of Yiddish and
Italian.
Example: 1. Get me the Visine. I got some
shmongotz in my eye. 2. Wash your hands; I don't
want any shmongotz on my CDs.
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Shmoo:
Shmoo
Shnazzy Shampoo that smells like blue berries
Example: Hey Nade! ur hair smells good!
have you been using shmoo again?
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shmooey:
a
nickname for something cute and cuddley, like a
kitty!
other uses: shmoodooo, shmoooies, shmoohead
Example: Where's my shmooodooo?!?
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shmotent:
This
word is said as a curse, similar to saying Oh, my
God! It is not named after anything in
particular.
Example: Johnny wakes up one morning to
see that his house has been robbed.
In a state of shock, he screams Shmotent!
By saying this, he has released some anger,
as well as portrayed to bystanders how he is
feeling.
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Shmouldering:
Showing
of the shoulder, but not as in wearing a tanktop;
wearing a top that is too low-cut and
periodically slips to reveal the shoulder.
Example: Look at Jessica in that boatneck
shirt--she's shmouldering.
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shnam:
Cheesy,
cheap, lame.
Example: I died seven times in a row! The
computer opponent in this game is totally
shnammy.
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shnarf:
Someone
who is close, but slightly annoying. A friend.
Can be used as an affectionate scolding.
Example: You're a shnarf, Halley.
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shnarfaly:
Most
excellent, incredibly desirable.
Example: That hot woman who just walked by
is shnarfaly.
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Shnazzy:
Really
Cool or Awesome
Example: That jacket your wearing is
pretty shnazzy.
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Shnib:
a
small, unidentifiable fleck of something (such as
lint) on your clothes, on the carpet, etc.,
Example: You have a shnib on your sweater
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shnibblett:
A
really cute toddler.
Example: Are you picking up the shnibblett
from day-care today, or shall I?
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Shnikies:
WOW,
that's amazing.
Example: Shnikies, that was cool
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Shockadefianok:
Exact
meaning or spelling is unknown. It's spelled how
it sounds.
A Polish phrase used my my grandmother, usually
as an expletive when something undesirable
happens.
Example: Shockadefianok! I owe on my
taxes.
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Shockening:
Something
a bit more shocking than normal.
Usually used when the shocking event or news is
enough to so chronologically disorient you that
you
forget about past, present, and future tense.
Example: You see a pig flying dangerously
close to the ground: Shocking.
You see the plane the pig was piloting crash to
the ground: Shockening.
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shoeshine:
Cool,
brilliant, swinging.
Example: The gig was total shoeshine. I
loved it.
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sholiloquy:
An
unnecessarily obvious verbal broadcast of one's
thoughts to make a point.
Example: Bill: Why don't you just tell me
where it is?
Ben: Hmmm, if I tell you where it is, that's more
work for me, but if I don't, that's more work for
you.
Hmmm, think, think... In the above example, Ben
has made a sholiloquy to show why he does not
wish to enlighten Ben about the whereabouts of
something.
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shonky:
Inferior
quality, duff
Example: I had a really shonky pizza last
night.
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Shoobedy
Boobedy: A
phrase that denotes nonsense or is used as a
non-sensical response to a question or comment.
Example: What's your name? Shoobedy
Boobedy!
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Shooer:
The
job title all Aussies adopt when over in the
states: you shoo the kangaroos and koalas off the
harbour bridge.
Example: What do I do back home? I'm a
shooer, mate. Each morning I shoo off the
kangaroos and koalas from the harbour bridge.
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shooosh:
when
someone is being annoying and you want them to
shut the hell up.
Example: Shoooosh, I do not want to hear
you singing that NSYNC song!
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shoop:
One
sheep.
Example: Lots of sheep and one shoop.
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shoop:
One
sheep. As in one goose and lots of geese.
A herd of sheep is fine, but it doesn't make
sense to say Look at that sheep!
Example: Look at all those sheep! Look at
that little shoop over there standing on its own!
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shoot
the gap: The
act of passing a vehicle through a seemingly
impossible space in traffic, between buildings,
etc.
Example: Shoot the gap. There's plenty of
room betwen the curb and that car. You should
have at least two inches to spare.
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shoot
the tube: To
survive a bout of heavy drinking and hit the
golden inebriated euphoric stage without
throwing up or passing out. What happens when you
don't cross the line and don't go one drink too
far.
Example: After the bottle of wine, and the
sixth Gin and tonic, we thought Becky had crossed
the line; but no, she switched to water and shot
the tube.
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shootin'
sheep: Suffering
from insomnia. When counting the sheep doesn't
work, thin their numbers.
Example: Jim: Where's Greg gone to?
Tom: Oh, he's just shootin' sheep in his room.
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shopgrift:
Buying
something with the intention of using it and
returning it for a refund.
Example: I don't usually need a power saw,
so I shopgrifted one from Home Depot.
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Short
Sheet: Leaving
exactly two squares of the toilet paper and not
replacing it with a new roll.
Example: If you don't want to short sheet
someone, a good rule of thumb is to replace the
toilet paper when you can see the brown cardboard
through the tissue.
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shorts:
The
smokable remains of a cigarette.
Example: Hey, save me shorts on that
square!
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shortspeak:
Spoken
language that omits articles and unnecessary
elements, as in shorthand
Example: She said, Kiss, fool instead of
Kiss me, you fool and I knew she was the one for
me because I prefer shortspeak over monologue any
day.
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Shorty:
A
young person or an attractive female
Example: I gotta go pick up my shorty from
school.
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Shorty
Forty: A
22-ounce beer.
Example: It's too late for a 40-ouncer.
How about a shorty forty?
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shosho:
something
that does not work as it should
Example: That firecraker was a shosho.
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Shot
Nazi: Individual(s)
who has a strong desire to force shots of alcohol
upon everyone else. This happens more often when
the recipient does not wish to drink.
Example: I've had 12 beers and two whiskey
sours, so tell that shot nazi to stop buying me
pucker shots.
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shotgun:
To
claim rights to an object or service over anyone
else. Once something has been shotgunned, it is
not possible for that right to be overruled.
Shortened version: gun, gunned, gunning.
Example: 1. Shotgun front seat! 2. You
can't have that cake, I've gunned it. 3. Gun that
chair!
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shotgun:
Aussie
kangaroo hunting slang: to have the front seat of
the ute (and not have to rough it on the back).
Or, to have first shot at whatever chosen target.
Example: I shotgun the cute blonde at the
bar.
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shotgun
marriage: Usually
a marriage when the bride is pregnant--under
threat. A forced marriage.
Example: Andrew, you and Wilhelmina will
have a shotgun marriage if ya try that again, ya
hear!
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shoulbow:
The
upper arm--i.e., the part of the arm between the
shoulder and the elbow.
Example: I hurt my shoulbow. OR He's got
good-looking shoulbows.
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shovel:
To
go fast, usually referring to vehicular travel.
First noticed in the movie _Ronin_.
Example: A. What kind of car do we need?
B. I dunno. An Audi A4, or a perhaps a Quattro.
Something that can shovel.
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shovel
of justice: When
someone gets what they deserve.
Example: The school gardener got the
shovel of justice.
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show:
Part
of the phrase doin' shows--acting overly dramatic
in a situation,
drawing unnecessary attention to oneself or
others around.
Example: We were in the mall and when
Tasha tripped and fell.
She started yelling and blaming the boy behind
us. She was doing shows.
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Show
us them teeth, boys!: To
be used when people are rather nasty. Can replace
boys with girls as the situation suits.
Example: J: *^*@'# idiot! D: Oh, yeah?
Helen: Show us them teeth, boys!
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showdowner:
A
gunfighter (lawman or outlaw) whose success in
individual combat has become addictive.
Example: Son, you think you're fast but
don't try him. He lives to kill. He's a real
showdowner.
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shpadoinkle:
Something
good and amazing.
Example: Have a shpadoinkle day.
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shpantz:
A
combination of shorts and pants. The bottoms zip
off and they become shorts.
Example: These shpantz are killing me.
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Shralp:
To
do something with fierce concentration and
effort. (Credited to James Ruggieri.)
Example: Sure, I was pulling it...but
Guldman, he was *shralping* on it! It was
amazing.
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Shrapnel:
Loose
pocket change, usually large quantities thereof,
frequently found in Canada where there is not
only a one but also a two dollar coin--resulting
in very heavy pockets and sagging pants.
Example: This round is yours. Sorry, all I
have is shrapnel.
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shredded:
Doomed;
in big trouble.
Example: When I saw the cops coming, I
thought we were shredded for sure.
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shrig:
to
shrug, in a horizontal, rather than vertical
manner.
Example: completely confused by the world
around me, sometimes I just have to shrig sadly,
and move on.
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shrinkle:
To
reduce in size and appearance by shrinking and
wrinkling.
Example: Oops, my new cashmere sweater
accidentally made it into the washload, and now
it's all shrinkled.
|
shrinkles:
A
combination of shrink and wrinkles. What happens
when you leave your favorite 100% cotton shirt in
the dryer way too long.
Example: That shirt's a lost cause. It's
full of shrinkles.
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shroomery:
A
kind of dark, damp orchard for the growing of
mushrooms.
Example: Kid: Mum, is dinner ready?
Mum: It would be ready a lot faster if you'd go
to the shroomery and pick me some mushrooms.
Kid: Doh. Sucked in. Again.
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Shroosh:
To
remove something quickly.
Example: Shroosh your clammy hands off my
soda.
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shrub:
a
miserable person, usually a male
Example: Vince will never get a
girlfriend, he's too much of a shrub.
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shruburbs:
That
point just outside the city where it seems each
homeowner is competing in the nicest trimmed
hedge contest.
Example: The shruburbs are a refreshing
contrast to the concrete jungle of the inner
city.
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shu'
up: Shut
up.
Example: You are so stupid. Shu' up! I am
not.
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shubadoowah:
Used
to express pleasure about something cool or good
happening.
Example: Our fave band is playing at the
lido! Shubadoowah!
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shuburyness:
The
sensation experienced of someone else's warmt
when you sit down on a seat, often experienced on
public transport, occasionally experienced on
lavatories!
Example: I got some serious shuburyness on
the subway this morning
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shucklak:
Sound
of a shotgun loading.
Example: The echo of the shucklak hung in
the air.
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Shumming:
V.
To show the midriff.
Example: Look at that girl with the belly
button ring! She is so shumming. | I love
shumming in the summer, don't you?
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shump:
1.
the stuff remaining in a salad bowl after having
completed eating the salad.
2. Worthless or nonsensical collection of
objects.
Example: There was a huge amount of shump
in the closet.
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Shunk:
To
stuff something into something anyway even though
it doesn't quite fit.
[Cf. Procrustes, procrustean.
http://www.entrenet.com/~groedmed/greekm/mythproc.html]
The word has even more meaning when lubrication
would normally be used but was forgone.
Example: I watched as Billy tried to shunk
the puzzle piece into the puzzle.
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Shunnington:
a
place which is the opposite of Shangri-La, in
essence an Angry-La. So-called Christians
exercise their anger at those who have fled from
the flock via the cult-like practice of shunning.
Example: Because you have left that
religious group, you have elected to live in your
self-created Shunnington. Should you not leave,
you could very well become a Shunningtonite.
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Shunningtonistic:
relating
to or having the nature, symptoms, and/or
characteristics of anything to do with
Shunnington, that spiritual place in which a
person lives as a result of being victimized by
the practice of shunning.
Example: The practices of that
quasi-Christian group border of the
Shunningtonistic.
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Shunningtonite:
One
who lives in Shunnington, in that state of being
an outcast from a religious sect.
Example: The person living in a spiritual
place called Shunnington because of his breakaway
from a sick cultic group would be a
Shunningtonite.
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Shunningtonosis:
a
weakened spiritual state which has befallen one
as the result of cultic practice of shunning
which causes the victim to feel like a pariah, an
almost inexplicable form of spiritual psychosis.
Example: Because of leaving the
Christian-like cult and as a result of years of
being shunned, Buddy suffers from an acute form
of Shunningtonosis.
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shup:
Shut
up.
Example: Hey! Shup!
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shuped
(sh-a-pid): Outrageous,
dumb, stupid, etc
Example: What are you acting shuped for?
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shut
it down: Shut
up. To tell a person or group of people to be
quiet.
Example: You need to shut it down.
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shuttlecock:
A
sexually loose male. There are many such words
for females, but not for males. I submit this
one.
Example: He's such a shuttlecock, he's
slept with half the women in town.
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Shuush:
What
you do to someting....
Example: I schuushed all the stuff in the
drawer.
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shwa?:
Used
in times of confusion, similar to what?
Example: 1: (Talking jibberish no one can
understand.) 2: Shwa?
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shwack:
To
end, to kill, to make non-existent. Usually used
in violent actions. Shwacked.
Example: The A-10 fighter aircraft
shwacked several enemy soldiers with his 30mm
Gatlin gun.
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Shwag:
Really
bad.
Example: You won't wanna watch that, it's
completly shwag.
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shway:
Synonym
for cool, sweet, or awesome. From the cartoon
Batman Beyond
Example: You mean you're going to give me
that camera for free? Shway!
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shwing:
An
exclamation used by an innocent onlooker to
indicate that someone has just been insulted.
Usually accompanied by a wince.
Example: Shwing! Y
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shwip:
slick,
smooth, small, on the covert tip. can also
describe an action.
Example: I saw a guy on the subway today
with this shwip little camera.
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sick:
possessing
exceptional talent. bad-ass.
Example: You need to check out this band,
they have a sick bass player.
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Sick
is for the sleep and weak: Slurred
Sleep is for the weak and sickly, when one is
really really tired.
Generally spoken at sci-fi conventions at 4am.
Example: The con suite is closed, it's
time for bed.
Sick is for the sleep and weakly. It's still
early.
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sicknasty:
Only
the best of the best.
Example: You thought the catch was nasty?
No, that was sicknasty.
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sickophant:
A
freak of nature.
Example: You're a freakin' sickopohant.
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SICKUS:
used
when someone's/something's appearance is more
than just repulsive i.e. v unattractive
Example: that food/clothes/boy/etc is
sickus!
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side
wickered: pretty
much the same as half bubble off plumb
Example:
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sideass:
when
a girl has lovehandles
Example: She is having a little trouble
fitting in those jeans with that sideass.
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sidebrows:
Originally
a mistake for sideburns but transformed into a
word.
A person who has abnormally long eyebrows or
abnormally long sideburns.
You may refer to these sideburns/eyebrows as
sideburns.
Example: Did you check out Alex's
sidebrows?
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sideburns:
what
a woman has when she puts on a swimsuit but
hasn't been properly shaven or waxed
Example:
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sidewalk
sale: The
collection of people hanging outside a club after
it closes, hoping to get a date to finish off
their evening.
Example: There was this cute guy there at
the sidewalk sale, but someone else walked up to
him before I got up my nerve.
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SIDS:
Standing
In Doorways Syndrome. This refers to those
inconsiderate people who choose a doorway or
other restricted area to stop and have a
conversation or otherwise hold up the traffic.
Example: I'm sorry I'm late but I was held
up by a load of SIDS in the shops.
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sieve:
A
hockey goalie, often used as a chant during a
game for the opposing team's goalie referring to
him being full of holes and the ability for the
puck to easily pass into the net.
Example: Sieve! or The goalie is a sieve.
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sif:
Contraction
of as and if.
Example: And then the wheels flew off. Sif
that would ever happen.
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siffler:
the
part of a computer mouse that you take off to
clean it and it won't go back on again
Example: Can you come and help me fix the
siffler on my mouse?
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sift:
to
hang about doing nothing for extended periods of
time.
Example: What did you do today? Nothing,
just sifted about the place for a few hours.
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sifted
chair: A
soft chair that one sinks into and doesn't want
to get out of
Example:
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sightsee-sick:
The
Yes, old building, ancient...where do you get an
ice cream in this place? feeling when you´ve
visited 20 monuments in 3 days.
Loosely translated from the Dutch Monumentenmoe.
Example: This is a picture of a temple in
Egypt, no idea what it is or where it was,
because I was sightsee-sick when I took it.
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sigint:
Signals
Intelligence: Cryptographic espionage and code
breaking.
Example: The overwhelming majority of
American intelligence assets are culled by sigint
agencies like the N.S.A.
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sike-naw:
(v)
Being disappointed, embarrassed, or made a fool
of by an individual who abruptly does something
unexpected. Also, exclamation of the individual
who does this act when it occurs.
Example: Mollie pushed the down button.
When the elevator arrived, she saw that it was
full, but started to get in, anyway. Sike-naw!
yelled Charlie from the back of the elevator. And
Mollie was thus sike-nawed.
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silico:
Any
life form based on silicon, like intelligent
computers, androids or maybe even aliens, based
on silicon.
Example: TovarisSilicij is a silico.
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Silicon
Alley: n. -
The competitive technology sector based in New
York, NY.
Example: Although San Francisco continues
to draw new business, more and more technology
graduates are migrating to Silicon Alley.
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silkwyrm:
A
lucky dragon. A 6-legged dragon that spins a silk
cocoon to morph into a flying dragon.
Example: You're smart, you're beautiful,
you're wealthy. What you got, a silkwyrm?
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silliminarity:
Resemblance--sarcasm
about how closely unlike things are related.
Example: I've often noticed the
silliminarity between a chopstick and an
elephant.
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silly
rabbit: the
look of amused disbelief you give someone for
asking a stupid question, inspired by the trix
cereal commercials
Example: I asked if I could borrow his new
car and he gave the silly rabbit
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sillying:
Joking
around.
Example: When Franklin called the boy
squirt, he was'nt being mean--he was just
sillying.
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Silver:
Any
bit of change apart from pennies.
Example: Hey, I need some silver for the
toll booth.
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silverback:
Elderly
driver.
Example: That silverback can't even see
over the steering wheel.
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similarize:
To
make two or more things similar; the act of
making things similar.
Example: By comparing dollars to donuts,
you similarize two objects.
Finding similarities in them should be the
result.
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similie:
THIS
SPACE RESERVED. Submit the best description and
example for this misspelling of the word simile
and you will gain a measure of
immortality--(well, at least fifteen minutes of
tame infamy).
This spot corresponds to the 8000th word added to
the pseudodictionary.
The word submitted for this space was a
duplicate, so here's your chance.
Is a similie similar to a simile? Is a similie
something like a smiley?
(If it's similar to a smiley, show what it looks
like in ASCII characters.)
Or is it something else altogether?
Example: Send your description and example
to the editor's pseudoaddress
PDZJLVKSNXCW@spammotel.com.
This particular pseudoaddress will be shut down,
so jump in while you can.
PS. The spammotel software is a great way to get
an address that you can discard if it turns out
you get a lot of spam.
It's free at www.spammotel.com.
Oh, by the way, in several months of use the
spammotel people haven't done anything to cause
me to get any
spam either.
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simmadown:
Calm
down, chill, relax, take a breath
Example: You need to simmadown now.
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simple-sibyl:
A
woman who survives by the simpliest means
possible, i.e., trading sex for everything she
wants.
Example: Ex: She’s such a
simple-sibyl that she traded sex for some shrimp
scampi.
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simplexity:
The
emergence of complex, non-predictable behaviours
from simple initial conditions. The whole field
of chaos mathematics essentially revolves around
this concept.
Example: Weather algorithms demonstrate
classic simplexity. If one develops a system with
3 or 4 initial interacting parameters, it is
quite impossible to predict the outcome once the
algorithm is run.
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Simpsono:
Simpson
addict.
Example: You are Simpsono.
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Simstordonary:
(sim-store-don-ary)
any state in which a computer program manages to
simulate real life (that thing outside the box)
almost without fault (mainly refering to
graphics)
Example: 'Didja see Tiberium Sun's cut
scenes !? they were Simstordonary!'
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sin-laws:
The
parent or parents of a person you are
living-in-sin (cohabitating, shacking-up) with.
Example: I have to go over my sin-laws'
house this weekend with Suzie.
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sindrom:
From
a mispeling of syndrome, with much the same
meaning. Could be especially useful to refer to
infractions related to the seven deadly sings.
Can also involve generally immoral, unethical, or
unlawful behavior. Enron (WorldCom, Global
Crossing, Adelphia, etc.) Sindrom = Greed.
Clinton Sindrom = Lust.
Example:
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sinesthesia:
Committing
all seven deadly sins at once.
Example: I think I have sinesthesia--where
all seven deadly sins are combined. I covet
anger, envy sloth, and take pride in my greed and
lust.
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singing
to the choir: Telling
me something I already know.
Example: You are singing to the choir.
I've heard it before and I don't want to be
bothered hearing it again..
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singleton:
Non
gender specific term somewhat akin to spinster,
with less negative connotations (as popularized
by Helen Fielding in Bridget Jones's Diary).
Example: Just because you're a Singleton
doesn't mean you can't lead a normal fulfilling
life...
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Singlish:
The
Singaporean dialect of English. Liberally drop
adjectives, nouns, verbs
and practically anything you want from a
sentence, end with a lah, lor,
ah, eh and/or include words from any one of the
following languages:
Teochew, Hokkien, Cantonese and Malay, and you're
probably pretty close.
Example: Ah Beng: How come we walk walk
walk, still haven't reach ah?
Ah Seng: Wah lau eh, so far, of course take long
lah!
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singriluck:
To
plug one nostril and suck in through the other
for the purpose of clearing the nasal passage.
Example: I singrilucked really loud during
math class today.
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sinnerstatica:
Politically
correct word for the Christian Limbo.
Example: We prefer the term Sinnerstatica,
the eternally imprisoned entity said.
And we're not heathen sinners, we're
piety-challenged static souls, thank you very
much.
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Sinseriously:
To
be earnestly sincere, to be seriously honest.
Example: I know you don't believe me, but
I really did see that UFO, sinseriously.
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sinshield:
Just
as a windshield shields you from the wind as
you're driving along, a sinshield shields you
from sin as you drive through life.
Example: Turn on the sinshield wipers. I
can't see what's right and what's wrong.
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sinsister:
A
sinister, evil, malicious, sinful female.
Example: She was a sinsister who stole his
tools and left him with a bug he couldn't kill.
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Sique:
Sique
(pronounced sick) means very cool.
Example: Those were some sique moves you
pulled on your skateboard yesterday
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sitation:
Award
given to an outstanding website.
Example: Pseudodictionary was awarded a
sitation by English Online.
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sitch:
Situation.
Example: All right, here's the sitch.
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sitch:
Situation.
A bad personal issue that you and one of your
nearest and dearests have gotten yourselves into.
Usually causes major depression.
Example: I don't wanna go with you to the
café; Bob might be there and we've kind of got a
sitch.
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sitemare:
Website
and nightmare--to describe the horrible website
you're developing for a client who is probably
equally as horrible.
Example: A. Hey, how's the _______________
site going?
B. Ugh. It's a total sitemare.
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sitifacient:
This
is, I believe, an etymologically accurate word
meaning 'thirsty-making', and should be used by
pedants eating peanuts in pubs or bars. Invented
at my request by the late Dr. Anthony Ladd.
Example: Dean: Packet of sitifacient, Dr.
Picklegruber?
Dr.: Thank you, Dean. I don't mind if I do.
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sitiot:
The
person who sits directly in front of you in an
uncrowded theater or arena.
Example: I can't believe that sitiot just
sat there--let's move.
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sittin'
in tall cotton: Southern
U.S. expression meaning doing great or got it
made;
common variants add an h in sitting or use
initials SITC.
Example: Win the lottery and you'll be
sittin' in tall cotton.
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situwized:
another
way to say situated
Example: Let me get situwized.
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sixhead:
A
forehead, only larger. Also can be used to
describe the person with an abnormally large
forehead.
Example: Did you see his date? Whe was a
sixhead.
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sixteened:
Unpopulated
or to depart quickly.
For my cousin who would state, EVERY TIME, when
she would attend an event,
see a movie or go to a club where very few people
had shown up: Are you kidding?
There was like, sixteen people there.
Example: Odd that the bar should be so
sixteened on a friday night.
OR
After I told Maria Mark had planned on comming to
the party after he got off work,
she sixteened before midnight.
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sixty-six
and ninety-nine: Quotation
marks, from the way they look when written: 66
99. Mainly used in the learning processes of
young children.
Example: When you are quoting someoneput
sixty-six and ninety-nine around what they said.
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