s'all
good: It's
all good. Used either when things are going well,
or sarcastically when things are going terribly.
Example: Yeah, I have three papers due
tomorrow morning. And, yeah, I get off work at 11
tonight. But hey, s'all good.
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s'ok:
It's
OK.
Example: When Joe-Bob apologized for
missing Bob-Joe's birthday, Bob-Joe just said,
S'ok.
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S'sup:
A
greeting, like S'up, but cooler.
Example: S'sup. What's new?
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s'truth:
Australian
exclamation of surprise or disgust.
Example: S'truth, she's hot!
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s'up:
Short
version of What's up? Usually stated forcefully,
not with an inflected, questioning final
syllable.
Example: Yo, bro, s'up!
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S-cubed:
S^3,
from Skanky Sea Smell, something that reminds you
of that unsavoury aroma created by a beach full
of kelp and dead fish.
Example: No way am I eating this this
paella-it's S-cubed.
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S-L-easy:
Easily
sleazy.
Example: A: Seeya later, I'm going to the
pub. B: Take it S-L-easy!
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S.E.P.
Field: From
Douglas Adams' _Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy._ Phenomon in books andmovies where the
populace at large completely ignores something
strange and otherwise very noticeable, because
it's only of concern to the main characters.
Example: Fan1: There's a giant BAT flying
above New York! Nobody noticed?
Fan2: SEP Field.
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s/he:
Way
to refer to a person of unknown gender, formerly
he/she.
Example: If s/he wants to become a
firefighter, then s/he must be able to lift 150
lbs. without assistance.
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s2:
Brown-eyed,
sweet, cute, hot chick that lives in, oh yeah!
Canada.
Men have been known to go 5000 miles to see an
s2.
Example: Let's head up to Ontario this
weekend to check out some s2.
Mark, now that sounds like a plan!
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sabi
yo: A
greeting using sabi as a variation of the popular
wasabiand yo
as the general term for the person being greeted.
A handshake usually follows.
Example: Friend walks into room: Penguinn,
sabi yo?
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sacagrub:
Dental
floss, toothpick, something that removes food
particles from teeth.
Example: As she finished her meal she
asked the waitress for a sacagrub so she wouldn't
have to brush her teeth.
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Sack
Up: To
gain bravery, or be outgoing in manner.
Frequently used in the Army.
Example: Private Wilkinson, you had best
sack up and jump out of this airplane.
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sacred
pig: Used
in place of holy cow!
Example: Sacred pig, Sarah! You can't play
Nintendo at all.
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sacrelicious:
Really
good, but also really evil. Homer uses it a bunch
on The Simpsons.
Example: Mmmm, that hedonistic pagan girl
is sacrelicious. (drool) OR
Getting drunk from communion wine in church
because it tastes really good and goes well
with the crackers is a perfect example of being
sacrelicious.
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Saddict:
Sad
addict. Used mainly to describe someones slavish
adherance to pop fashion or music.
Example: A: Look at him. Wearing dungarees
and dancing to N-Sync.
B: What a saddict.
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safe
(!): An
agreement; used in place of OK or Sounds good.
Example: John: do you want to go to the
movies today?
Mary: Safe! I'll be there.
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Safety:
An
unfinished cigarette that is purposely
extinguished so it can be saved and re-lit later
on.
Sometimes they will end up saving the day for you
(hence the name safety) when you're out of cigs
and craving like a madman.
Example: I'm smoked out. I'm makin' a
safety.
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safety:
Warning
to others nearby that you expect to flatulate.
Example: Safety.....PPBBppbbpppbbbpffff.
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saffronious:
Hard
to get, over-priced, over-rated, and completely
unnecessary.
Example: I finally found that Neil Sadaka
demo tape on Ebay...it's saffronious.
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safisterated:
Someone
pretending to have etiquette.
Example: Jim: I need some tissue.
Bob: Use your shirt.
Jim: That's gross, what if someone sees it?
Bob: Not if it's on the inside.
Jim: Oh yeah, Bob, you're real safisterated.
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Safstrom-Phillips
Non-Constant: When
faced with a complicated equation that
persistently refuses to work out,
merely multiply whatever answer you do have by
the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant--
which is just a good name for the day's expected
top temperature.
Example: This equation won't work out.
I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips
Non-Constant and use whatever I get.
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sag
aloo: To
be very annoyed, often due to a trivial matter.
(sometimes followed by Have you got one on you?)
Example: You've got egg on the telly. Sag
alooooooo!
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sageual:
strange
but cool
Example: that shirt is so sageual.
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sagilent:
Smart
or sensible
Example: My, those are sagilent shoes
you're wearing today.
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sailor!:
Used
when someone speaks to you in a tone that could
be mistaken for a double entantre. Usually
followed with the reply Captin!
Example: Do you want me to give it to you?
Sailor!
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sakath:
too
good,amazing
Example: Your dressing sense is sakath.
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salad
dodger: An
obese person.
Example: What does she look like? Well,
she's a bit of a salad dodger.
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salad
garbage: All
the vegetables other than lettuce included in a
salad.
Example: This salad has carrot and celery
and lots of other salad garbage.
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Salada:
See
you later.
Example: Well guys, I guess I'll salada
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sall:
It's
and all, as commonly slurred together.
Example: Don't worry. Sall right.
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sally:
Wimp
Example: Don't be a sally
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salt:
An
insult for when someone does something stupid or
dumb. Also said when someone is wrong. Can be
used in many situations where someone is or
should be humiliated or embarrassed by what she
did. l, celax17
Example: Salt. Your fault. You simply fell
off your chair, Chris. No one else had anything
to do with it. It was gravity and your own
stupidity that caused it. Gonna' hit someone for
that, too? Typical response.
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salt:
Shortened
slang for assault. used as an explanation of
disgust.
Example: When someone's ass in in your
face. eg. 'ahhh! salt! point that thing somewhere
else!'
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Salt:
Persons,
male or female, who happen to interfere with
someone else picking-up one of the opposite
sex--the object. They can, but are not limited
to, being salt if they really suck, or by flat
out being a dork (which results in that dorkiness
reflecting on you in an unfavorable manner),
or they can be tactless and say something stupid
that offends the object, or they can perhaps be a
friend of a friend of a girlfriend--which could
obviously be detrimental to the game in play.
Example: I don't want Chris to come with
us. He is nothing but salt. OR If perhaps your
buddy walks up and says anything dumb while you
are talking to a lady. After she is gone you can
point to him, shake your head, and say, Salt,
thereby referring to his salty behavior and
calling him salt.
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salty:
Feeling
shame from being beaten or overtaken in an
embarassing manner.
Example: He felt salty after I schooled
him in Quake.
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Salty:
A
slang word for something heavy in weight. Used
mostly in the Lancaster County area of PA.
Example: Make sure that you lift with your
legs, because that box is mighty salty.
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same
difference: 1.
Although not identical, they are very similar. 2.
Difference between the two is not much.
Example: A. It's violet, not purple! B.
Oh, same difference.
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sammich:
Sandwich.
Example: I'm gonna eat me a sammich.
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sampledelic
or sampledelia: Created
via use of sampling or a sampler (audio: MPC
2000). Also refers to Photoshop era that we live
in, the sampledelic era. Anything that has to to
with repurposing data, recontextualizing
something for a completely different purpose.
Example: The composition of hip-hop music
is a prime example of sampledelia
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san
frantastic: 1.
What you say when you realize that San Francisco
is great.
2. Something that would be considered good in San
Francisco.
Example: 1. I've had so much Chinese food
and seen so many gay bars, it's san frantastic!
2. That shirt is pretty san frantastic.
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Sancho:
Referring
to people who believe they are better than
everyone else. From the name of a character in
Orgasmo.
Example: Sancho over there has been
screening guests since he got here.
He tried to turn away my best friend because her
hair wasn't good enough.
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sancho/a:
Spanish
slang for boyfiend, girlfriend, or honey.
Example: I saw my Sancho at Lorraine's
party.
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sand
clock, sand timer: Hourglass.
(Alec is four.)
Example: Look at that sand clock up
there.... It's not flat. How are you going to put
it in the dictionary?....Can you get the sand
clock down from there? Can I have a chocolate
mint? Thank you. I love chocolate mints.
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sandor:
To
consume food or beverages to the exclusion of
others. Hog, bogart, pig-out.
Example: Alan sandored the nachos.
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sandro:
Anything
short
Example: I never expected the line to be
this sandro.
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sandwich
girl: A
super-skinny girl who looks like she hasn't eaten
in weeks. She needs a sandwich.
Example: Joe talks about how he's all
about body acceptance and real women, but all he
ever dates is sandwich girls.
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sangwich:
A
sandwich in Mexico.
Example: There ain't enough salsa on my
sangwich.
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Sanies:
Supersane
people, who upon closer study, may in fact prove
to be insane.
Example: Can you believe all the bloody
Sanies out Christmas shopping today?
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sanks:
Thanks.
Must be said with enthusiasm and drawn out in a
musical and happy sounding way.
Example: Saannnks for the pony, Aunt
Dorothy.
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sans:
Without.
Example: I enjoy black coffee sans sugar
and cream.
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sansipent:
The
relief of knowing a Bjork song so well that you
can play it in your head from start to finish.
Example: Girl: (Humming final notes of
Joga.)
Boy: How you doin'?
Girl: Feelin' sansipent.
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Santa
Paws: The
mythical figure who brings toys to all the ugly
children of the world.
Example: Oooh that guy is scoping you.
Yeah, I know he's putting me on his list for
Santa Paws.
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sap:
A
person who believes anything he's told.
Example: I told that guy I would give him
$100,000. He believed me. What a sap.
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sappa:
Can
be any part of speech. Used especially when you
can't remember a specific word. (See also:
crombie, nik, vah.)
Example: Cripes, left my sappa at home.
I'll have to go back. Won't go anywhere without
my sappa.
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sarcacism,
sarcacistic: the
noun and adjective for someone who is sarcastic
and critical(criticism) at the same time
Example: He was filled with sarcacism when
he heard about that idea. He was sarcacistic.
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sarcasimistically:
well,
it's prettty much another way of decribing how
someone is saying something.
Example: Could you not speak so
sarcasimistically?
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Sarcasm
Mop: Used
in reference to someone using too much
sarcasm--dripping it all over.
Example: Jason ranted for ten minutes on
how much he *loves* ingrown toenails. Someone
hand him the sarcasm mop. Please.
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sarcasmic:
Deliciously
sarcastic.
Example: Beth destroyed her debate
opponent with an elegant, sarcasmic wit.
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Sarcastascism:
a
particularly nasty sarcastic remark.
Example: Be careful of Dana, her
sarcastascisms have been known to induce
fainting.
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sarcastibitch,
sarcastabitch: Person
who gets in the last remark, and it's usually
sarcastic.
Ryan (alpha_male76@hotmail.com) says it refers to
a someone who is making a rude, hurtful, and
sacastic comment.
Made popular by _The Drew Carey Show_.
Example: I shot the ball and it hit the
rim. Then Brittany says, Nice shot, ya loser. So
I called her a sarcastibitch.
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sarcasticate:
To
make sarcastic remarks.
Example: Realscott.com is a very cool
site. Well, I really shouldn't sarcasticate.
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sarcasticurse:
Putting
a curse on someone by sarcastically complimenting
them.
Example: My tee shot was going to make it
over the pond until my opponent sarcasticursed
me, It's going to make it! At that point it took
a dive and went right in.
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sarcastify:
To
create a sarcastic person by imposing your
sarcasm on that person so much.
Example: After months of sharp (and only
rarely witty) criticism from Alan, Lisa decided
to fight back in kind.
Alan had finally managed to sarcastify Lisa.
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sarcaustic:
Sarcasm
that is especially biting. A combination of the
words sarcastic and caustic.
Example: She found his response beyond
sarcastic; it was sarcaustic.
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sarcestion:
Sarcastic
inquiry made without expecting an answer.
Example: I asked him a sarcestion and he
actually gave me an answer.
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sarchasm:
The
gulf that exists between the author and his
sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.
(From the Washington Post Style Invitational,
1999)
Example: There's usually a significant
sarchasm between George Orwell and the high
school senior assigned to read _Animal Farm_.
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sarcomedy:
Sarcasm
without the viscious intent, played purely for
laughs.
Example: Some thought that Grant was a
real jerk,
but those of us who knew him best realized his
caustic remarks
were nothing more than his attempts at sarcomedy.
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sarcoustic:
the
deliberate playing of obtuse or ridiculous
records or sounds in a d.j. set
Example: the birdy song- drill and bass
remix?,
oh you are just being sarcoustic now.
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sarf:
(n)
A freeloader. (v) To sponge or freeload.
Example: Jon's a sarf. He's always
sponging off (or, sarfing from) someone.
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sarong:
What
is wrong?
Example: You don't look happy today.
Sarong with you?
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sasquatch:
An
indescribable colour made up of all colours
Example: Let's paint the town sasquatch.
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sassitude:
an
obvios combination of 'sassy' and attitude.
Example: I felt full of sassitude wearing
my new snazzy boots.
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sassooning:
The
action of catching fish (or underwater barbers)
with clumps of hair as bait. From Sir Henry of
Rawlinson's End by Vivian Stanshall.
Example: Right, I'm going sassooning.
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sassy
tuna: (n)
someone who is being exceptionally flirty,
jaunty, or stylish.
Example: 'Jane just patted my butt! She's
one sassy tuna!'
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satch:
To
do something with exceptional skill and speed.
Example: Their star player can really
satch with a basketball.
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satisfictitious:
The
state of false satisfaction.
Example: Her satisfictitious life led her
to an obvious suicide.
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satisinpain:
'Satisfaction
in pain.' The practice of psychological
masochism.
Example: He doesn't want to be cheered up.
He just wants to be alone with his satisinpain
for awhile.
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saturdish:
About
Saturday.
Example: I'll be home saturdish.
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Saturnight:
Saturday
night. Monight, Tuesnight, Wednesnight,
Thursnight, Frinight, and Sunight.
Example: I'll see Fight Club with you on
Saturnight.
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sausage
overload: Said
to be unfavorable. Occurs on a Saturday night
when you and your two cronies just add to the
non-existing girl-guy party ratio.
Example: After a brief observation, Karl
discreetly brings to Anthony's attention that the
party is supporting a major sausage overload.
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sausage
party: A
social gathering where the ratio of men to women
is extremely high.
Example: Let's get outta this place. It's
just one big sausage party.
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saux:
Sawks.
A pair of filthy, usually very old, socks.
Example: Throw those saux away. I just
bought a couple of new pairs.
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Save
me, Jebus!: From
_The Simpsons_. Figurative sarcasm--to tremble in
your boots.
Example: Oooh! You're gonna tell on me?
I'm sooo scared. Save me, Jebus!
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sawbuck:
Ten
dollar bill.
Example: Zak owes me a sawbuck.
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sawbuck:
A
ten dollar bill. [A double sawbuck is a twenty.
Read Dashiell Hammett or Raymond Chandler to see
fin, sawbuck, and double sawbuck in action.]
Example: The cost to get into the club has
gone up to a sawbuck now.
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sawinlogs:
a
much needed nap or sleep
Example: I was out til 5 a.m. and was
sawinlogs til 3 this afternoon.
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sazy:
Crazy
and sane, almost at the same time.
Example: You're acting sazy today. One
minute you're wild, the next you're acting
civilised.
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scab:
Stuck-up,
snotty, disagreeable, worthless, etc.
Example: Don't act that way, you're being
a scab.
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scaboobanickel:
A
trophy.
Example: I got a scaboobanickel when I won
the state championships.
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scadafah:
Oh,
well.
Example: Scadafah it's raining again.
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scaddadle:
Go,
leave.
Example: I better scaddadle. I'll talk to
ya soon.
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Scallage:
The
layer of grime that is found on a night club or
pub floor made up of any number of different
substances.
Example: My trousers are a mess, I've been
sitting in scallage all night.
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scam-city:
Similar
to scams many cities pull on their captive
citizens; a legalized rip-off.
Example: That government place where he
worked was just another scam-city.
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scambler:
Somebody
who scams...
Example: Chris is really a scambler, not
inviting Charlotte to Adventure Landing, but
making sure that Caitlyn was going.
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scamel:
A
very scandalous person. Derived from scandal.
Example: Don't touch me there, you scamel!
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scampaign:
To
methodically and systematically pick up a member
of the opposite sex, combining campaigning and
scamming.
Example: Hey, let's start our scampaigns
early tonight.
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scan-master:
Someone
who is the epitome of weird.
Example: Bob is so strange. He's a total
scan-master.
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scandafungitis:
Inability
to follow instructions no matter how simple.
Example: She's got scandafungitis. I asked
her to file the papers in alphabetical order and
she arranged them chronologically.
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scandalicious:
Scandal
+ delicious. To describe an event or gossip that
you can't wait to repeat to someone else.
Example: Did you hear? Mary got caught
having sex in the copier room. Oooh, how
scandalicious!
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scandalocity:
The
quality of being scandalous or vile.
Example: Of a person riding in a car with
really loud and bad music, She is rank with an
air of scandalocity.
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scandocious:
When
something is so ultra-scandalous it causes you to
exclaim it in a gnarly 80s Valley Girl accent;
often used in context of theme party name or
directly following the words Sooo or Oooh.
Example: The Mexican Scandocious Party
began with gold tequila, orange and cinnamon body
shots
and ended with rampant rounds of spin-the-bottle
and streaking through the park. Oooh,
scandocious.
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scanny:
something
bad, weird, or out of place.
Example: I can't believe Bob said that, it
was so scanny.
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scanny,
scans: Geek-speak
for something weird or strange. Maybe originating
from the movie _Scanners_.
Example: Have you ever played Pink Floyd's
Dark Side of the Moon and watched _Wizard of Oz_
at the same time?
It's scanny.
The other day, my roommate flipped out 'cause I
left a piece of toast on the table ... he kept
raving about toast sweat ... that just scans.
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scanvergenation:
Used
if someone is about to scan something
Example: I'm just on the scanvergenation.
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scarf:
To
wolf down food, to eat ravenously
Example: I scarfed down the pizza in 5
minutes.
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scarf,
scarfing: Scarf:
Noun. Used in the pizza delivery business. 1. A
delivery driver who recognizes a particular
customer address which is known to give a good
tip (gratuity) to the delivery driver, and steals
that delivery run from the driver to whom it
belongs.
2. One who steals runs just so he will have more
deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the
night).
Scarf: Verb. to steal delivery runs
Scarfing: The act of stealing runs
Scarfer: One who scarfs.
Example: You've got to watch Chris--he'll
scarf your runs.
There goes Bill, scarfing another run!
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scariot:
Someone
who is a traitor.
Example: I can't believe that Alex
switched sides on us.How could he be such a
scariot?
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scarpie:
Someone
who is of low economic and social standing,
trailer trash.
Example: No matter how much he spends,
Chris will never be any better than a scarpie.
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scatillogical:
Combination
of scatterbrained and logic: the use incohesive
or random logic to explain something.
Example: It was difficult to follow your
letter because it was so scatillogical.
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scatty:
Crazy,
freaky, grubby. Usually used to describe punks or
skinheads.
Example: Those scatty kids are protesting
something again.
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scazed:
to
be seriously crazed in a good or bad way.
Example: 1. I'm scazed about that new dvd
release. 2. The boss is scazed if she thinks we
can get that project done in one hour.
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scene:
Exclamation
of joy, amazement, or said when everything is
going well
Example: I just got a promotion. Scene!
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scenewhore:
A
person, generally a female, who you find to be at
most social gatherings, usually just sitting
around.
Example: Q: Why is she here? She doesn't
say anything?
A: Oh, don't worry about her, she's just a
scenewhore.
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scenzarly:
Good,
gnarly.
Example: Did you see that scenzarly 180 on
the kirb?
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Sceptacemia:
The
condition where being sceptical gets into your
blood.
Example: He's got really bad sceptacemia,
He just won't accept anything anyone says.
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scheisty:
The
act of being introverted and secretive amongst
others, especially on matters of extreme
sensitivity.
Example: I tried to ask him where he was
last night, but he was being so scheisty about
it.
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schiakwerker:
Shi-yaak-wehr-kehr.
One who values a piece of garbage very highly.
Almost obsessed with it.
Example: That schiakwerker's been carrying
that banana peel for days. Doesn't he know it'll
just rot?
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schilled:
taking
a spill on your bike in the winter
Example: I schilled on the way to school,
man.
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sching
*sparkle sparkle*: The
common occurence of a dinging sound accompanied
by a brief flash of light, often found in cheesy
commercials.
Example: The model, with a pronounced
smile, held the Arm and Hammer Wipes and drew her
flat, upturned right hand from left to right
under the bottom of the box. Simultaneously,
there was a sching *sparkle sparkle* emanating
from her blinding white teeth.
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schlitzy:
Drunk.
Example: Give me the keys, Jimmy. You're
too schlitzy to drive.
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schlockjob
(verb): To
advertise a job opening as one thing or to have
one set of requirements--only for the applicant
to find out the job is nowhere like what was
described on the internet or in the newspaper.
Example: Bobbi soon found out that she had
been schlockjobbed
the moment she began talking to the alien-like
human resources person.
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schlocky:
To
look shabbily or to do a shabby job on something.
Example: Your boss really did a schlocky
job on that report.
OR
My husband does a schlocky job when he does the
dishes.
OR
Why don't you get up a little earlier in the
morning? You always look so schlocky when you
come to work.
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schloo:
Someone
who will say or do something stupid, or not
realise the obvious.
Example: You're such a schloo.
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schlorka:
Expression
to be used in place of something inappropriate or
embarassing.
Example: Went back to my room for a little
schlorka.
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schmancy:
From
fancy, schmancy. Very fancy, ornate--much fancier
than you're accustomed to.
Example: Let's not go to La Snooterie.
That place is just too schmancy for words.
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schmangled:
To
be completely and utterely smashed due to the
mass consumption of alcohol
Example: I was absolutely schmangled.
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schmca:
used
when asking why
Example: person one: lets go eat a garden
hose person two: schmca would we do that?
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schmear:
The
amount of mayo and or mustard the deli puts on
your sandwich
Example: If you like mustard be sure to
request more than a schmear on your sandwich.
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schmeckle:
a
goofy and silly type person
Example: ex. you big schmeckle head
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schmeep:
It's
used as a replacement for a swear. Usually usued
when an adult is around or you cannot use
profanity. Variation: Smeep
Example: Argh. Schmeep Devin for
schmeeping my schmeeping keyboard!
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schmeg:
The
last, stale bit of beer left in a can or
bottle--usually backwash.
Example: Can I have a sip of your beer?
Eww, it's only schmeg, take it back.
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schmegegke:
Left-over
food.
Example: My friend's refrigerator is
always full of his mom's disgusting schmegegkes.
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Schmegma:
An
intrusive mass of something on ones skin.
Example: When waking up one may have some
Schmegma in the corner of their eye.
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schmick:
Cool,
great, awesome, etc. A way to express your
approval.
Example: Very schmick, Mike.
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schmingle:
Schmooze
+ mingle. What sales reps do at parties instead
of enjoying themselves.
Example: I tried to enjoy myself, but my
date spent the entire evening schmingling with
the club owners.
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schminke:
Funky,
cool, great.
Note: Pronunciation is shming-key
Example: That new shirt you're wearing is
completely schminke!
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schmoodlapp:
a
danglish word (combination of german and english)
used often at method - a total idiot/dolt
Example: hey, rico, do not be such a
schmoodlapp always use the damn grid and the ever
so friendly yet modern font helvetica
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schmook:
To
get gunk, like a nose print, on someone's
glasses.
Example: Watch out when you kiss me. You
always schmook up my glasses!
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Schmoolie
Day: A
religious holiday not observed by most people,
but is taken as a day off by a select few.
Example: Where's Carl? He's not in his
office.
He's not coming in, it's a Schmoolie Day.
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schmoopie:
Unbearably
cute, intentionally disgusting pet name; Synonym:
sweetie
Example: I love you, schmoopie!
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Schmoot:
Alternative
to such words as crap and heck. Rhymes with put,
not poot.
Example: What the schmoot happened here?
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schmuck:
Silly
person.
Example: Chris is such a schmuck.
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schmuda
(pronounced schmooda): from
the Yiddish. Generally, 1) any type of junk or
gunk. Specifically, 2) The stuff that accumulates
between the strings and the fret board by playing
a guitar.
Example: You got some schmooda on your
pants there...
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schmudy:
It's
the same as study, in the bad kind of the word.
Like you don't want to do it
Example: No, I'm not going for a drink,
because I have to schmudy for my exams tomorrow.
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schmul:
A
rare cheese that comes from the cattle of Upper
Manhattan. Best when spread on kosher matzos.
Example: When I visited my aunt, she
served schmul slices to go on my matzos.
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schmutz:
Unidentifiable
object or group of objects - or, if known, can be
a catch-all word for everything
Example: In a restaurant: Honey, you have
some schmutz on your face. or eww, what's that
schmutz all over the floor?
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schnadle:
Lumps
in things that should not have lumps in them,
such as gravy, pudding or cream of wheat.
Example: This gravy is full of schnadle.
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schnazi:
a
word that derivied out of a speech team of
mine...it means cool, good or to be used in a
congratalatory remark.
Example: i.e. Your shirt looks schnazi
with that suit. or Did you like ____? Yep it's
schnazi.
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schnazy:
Sweet
and cool.
Example: Schnazy outfit, Shorty.
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schnazzlebopper:
the
precise name for the thing that is not a
whatchamaccalit, or keys, or anything of monetary
value.
Example: Where did you put the, um, what
is it called...the schnazzlebopper?
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schnib:
Used
to describe something small
Example: I need a schnib of paper for a
note.
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schnibbles:
Small
pieces of paper and lint, etc.
Example: After tearing off the paper from
the spiral notebook, I got schnibbles all over my
desk.
Or
Look at all the schnibbles on the ground! Pick
them up!
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schnitz:
stuff,
especially yucky stuff but not limited to the
gross
Example: Hey, you've got schnitz in the
corner of your left eye.
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schnokkered:
Incredibly
drunk.
Example: Check out Adam, Dave! He's
clearly schnokkered.
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schnonomere:
A
way of describing utter disbelief at a
unimaginable action or fact.
Example: Billy yelled Schnonomere! when he
found out his mum was dead
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Schnoodle:
Dog
mutt who is part Schnauzer amd part Poodle.
Example: Our Schnoodle, Kitty, is larger
than a mini-Schnauzer and smaller than a standard
Schnauzer, but has some characteristics of a
Poodle, too.
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schnozzle:
Nose
Example: Ow! That frisbee hit me right on
the schnozzle!
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schnuftie:
Decorative
design element. No apparent function other than
to look good.
Example: A coupla schnufties would round
out the home page nicely.
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school:
To
teach one a lesson. To beat one into submission.
Example: He schooled us all in wrestling
with his superior strength.
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school-made
bun: Any
disgusting food.
Usually bounces, and has a strange retraction
property that differs it from any other element
on earth.
The *true* school-made bun is considered by some
to be a rare-earth element,
and is only created under certain very specific
conditions in educational facility cafeterias
throughout the world.
Example: Ick...this tofu turkey is
school-made bun. Let's go get Chinese.
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schoolboy:
To
make one look foolish by resorting to the
simplest possible means.
Example: We couldn't figure out why the
car wouldn't start. We changed the battery and
even thought about pulling the engine...then
Felipe schoolboyed us and showed us we'd used the
wrong car keys.
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schoolish:
pertaining
to the better qualities inherent in going to
school: studious, zealous of learning, polite and
respectful
Example: Don't be foolish, be schoolish!
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schoon:
adjective.
ugly, disgusting, or distasteful
Example: I can't believe he just picked
his nose that's so schoon.
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schooned:
What
an individual looks like after too many schooners
of beer.
Example: You look schooned.
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schram:
To
breathe through the nose so deeply that everyone
within a mile radius can hear it.
Named for a priest whose breathing you hear from
the back of the chapel.
Example: Breathe through your mouth would
you? I can't take any more of your schramming.
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schreibtischfuhrer:
An
expression of disbelief, anger, or dismay.
Example: When Bob found out he got ripped
off for his computer, he muttered
Schreibtischfuhrer.
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schritzen:
To
frollick merrily in fields of daises or any
alternative flower depending on the season
Example:
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schtuck:
Stuck.
Example: My foot got schtuck in the
escalator yesterday.
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schube:
Acting
so stupidly so as to be accused of being brain
damaged.
Example: Did you see that guy just walk
into the door jam? What a schube!
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Schufosi:
A
derogatory term used by Formula One fans to
describe bandwagon Ferrari Fans.
Historically used to describe Michael Schumacher
fans.
Example: The Schufosi went wild as the
Ferrari driver won the race.
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schultzie:
A
piece of food stuck in your teeth or a booger
hanging out of your nose.
Example: After eating, Hey, do I have a
schultzie?
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Schumi
Army: The
Schumi Army are the legion of largely German
Michael Schumacher fans. They are not unlike a
huge beer-swilling army.
Example: Wherever Schumi goes, the Schumi
Army goes, too.
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Schwaked
Chair: A
chair with uneven legs. When you sit in one, you
rock from side to side
Example: I really hate this schwaked
chair!
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schwangdoodle:
An
unidentifiable object; something for which the
proper name escapes you, as a tool.
Example: Hand me that schwangdoodle over
there, would you?
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Schwarzeneggerian:
Possessing
a massive or bodybuilder's physique.
Example: The criminal was
Schwarzeneggarian in stature.
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schway:
Used
to describe something for which one has a strong
affinity.
Example: That is one schway babe. That
movie was schway cool.
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schway:
Used
by skaters and surfers in reference to something
that is awesomely cool.
Example: That switch 360 hardflip over
that 12 stair set was schway.
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schwee:
The
collection of dust that gathers in your mouse. It
must be removed from the rolling track ball to
make the mouse function smoothly.
Example: I removed the schwee from my
mouse, now I'm clicking smooth and free.
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schwick:
To
adopt or to take as your own--generally in
reference to habits, mannerisms, and elements of
style or speech.
Sometimes spelled shwick.
Example: My roommate is dressing just like
me--he's schwicking my whole look. He's trying to
be me. Loser!
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schwing:
Reference
to a man's physical reaction to sexual innuendo
or stimulation.
Example: You should have seen his reaction
to her thong - schwing!
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schwit:
Yet
another word for pot.
Example: Do you want to do some schwit
tonight
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schwoogie:
A
road with many curves.
Example: Be careful, there is a schwoogie
in the road. This is where the road schwoogies
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schwoopy:
Exceptionally
curvy. Designed without a ruler. First official
usage in Boyett's TREKS NOT TAKEN (Harper
Collins).
Example: It's hard to say which is more
schwoopy, Betty Page or a '69 Corvette. If you
pour water on something schwoopy, it'll all run
off.
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science:
Logic.
Example: Ed: Damn, I burned myself when I
put my hand into the campfire.
Ted: Yeah, that's some science.
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science
project: The
tupperware container in the back of the fridge
that has been there so long that you have no idea
what is inside and are terrified to find out.
Example: Honey, how long has this science
project been back here?
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scientifical:
A
word idiots use to sound intelligent.
Example: We found the results of the tests
to be very scientifical, remarked Chester.
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scipol:
A
scientist who rejects truth and knowledge for
spin-doctoring, bad science, fake science,
cooking the books, etc.--for political purposes.
Example: Many scientists turn into scipols
because they are politically beholden to those
who provide their funding.
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scoche:
A
little bit. Something in a small porportion.
Example: I passed that exam by just a
scoche
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scodge:
Disagreeable
dirty substance.
Example: To friend who has dried taco
sauce on his chin, You've got scodge on your
chin.
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scoff:
To
eat food
Example: Better go scoff, I'm starving.
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scoffable:
adj.
worthy of scoffing. worthless. despicable.
Example: 'Battlefield Earth' is probably
the most scoffable movie he'd seen in a long
time.
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scogag:
A
word effectively meaning morning. It was created
by my eldest son 8 years ago, and is used daily
by all 5 members of our immediate family.
Example: See you in the scogag. (said
between all family members each night.)
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scont:
A
word that referrs to a situation that is, from
the experiencer's point of view, unfortunate.
Synonym for sucks.
Example: I failed Algebra. That sconts!
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scoo:
A
bastardization of is cool. Often pronounced
doubly as scoo scoo, in emphasis of the coolness
of the situation.
Example: Scoo scoo, I like it much better
this way.
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Scoob:
1.
Deja Vu 2. Repetitiveness. Both terms derived
from every Scooby Doo episode being essentially
the same.
Example: And I woulda got away with it
too, if it wasn't for these meddling kids and
their dog Scoobing me.
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Scooby:
To
not have a clue. To be clueless.
Example: Stop trying to impress me with
your knowledge of quantum mechanics, it's obvious
you haven't got a scooby.
Ex - That TV presenter's a real scooby
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scooby:
To
take food that is not yours.
Example: Damn. John just scoobied my
lunch...again.
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Scooby
Gang: A
group of people who hang around investigating the
paranormal. Popularised by Buffy The Vampire
Slayer.
Example: Ooh, a demon! Should I round up
the Scooby Gang?
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Scoop:
Trying
to pick someone up at a club, concert, etc.
Example: I've been trying to scoop that
girl all night.
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scootch:
A
little bit
Example: Could you move over just a
scootch?
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scooterputtin:
Out
driving around looking for something to do
Example: Oh, he's been out scooterputtin
all afternoon. He said he'd be home before dark.
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scope:
To
check out.
Example: Hey, Walter, scope that chick
with the Godzilla tattoo calf, thigh, and...well,
the whole left side of her body.
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scope
'n hope: v. -
to scan a crowd, looking for a potential love
interest.
Example: The singles retreat at my church
was spiritually uplifting -- and a major scope 'n
hope!
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scopeage:
A
hot girl or guy.
Example: Hey, scopeage behind us.
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scordology:
Words
that foul up a friendly conversation.
Example: Clark is using scordology.
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score:
Synonym
for the overused cool and awesome.
Example: Score! I got tickets to the
concert. OR This is really score. I can't believe
I passed the test.
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Scorpy:
A
fairly large furry scorpion.
They tend to be very perverted, willing to grab
at people even while going through ritual pain.
Scorpies also usually command giant starships and
huge confederate empires.
Scorpies also tend to assault people for
absolutely no apparant reason, eat explosives,
and are immortal.
Be very afraid.
Example: Next thing I knew, the scorpy
snatched my lunch box from my hands and ate my
lunch. I hate scorpies.
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Scoundrelous:
Adjective
of acting like a Scoundrel. There aren't enough
Scoundrels in your life. Han Solo
Example: His behavior with the ladies is
simply scoundrelous.
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scouser:
Anyone
born or currently living in Liverpool, England.
Example: Most of the scousers gathered
before the big football game at the Bull &
Cock Pub in Stanley Park.
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scoyner:
A
self-aware square. That is, a person who is a
square and knows it, but takes a sort of subdued
and tense pride in her squareness.
Example: My geology teacher last semester
was a real scoyner, he showed us a picture of him
collecting rock samples on his honeymoon.
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Scrabster:
A
small dog with an unfortunate habit.
Example: Poor old Lucky. He's a nice dog,
but a bit of a scrabster for all that.
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scrags:
Clothes
(rags) that are dirty.
Example: I can't believe that Amy and
Charles have been living together for three
months, and still sleep on a pile of scrags in
the corner of a room.
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scram:
to
drag your fingernails across someone's skin
(usually their face) in an effort to inflict pain
and at least leave thick pink weals. not quite
the same as to scratch. tended to be a schoolkid
thing.
Example: miss miss! tell her, she scrammed
me!
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scramblewedge:
Hurrying
to do something you don't really have time to do.
Example: Sorry, can't do. I still need to
scramblewedge a grocery run before my last
appointment.
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Scran:
Slang
for food, a snack, nosh.
Example: Man, am I hungry, who's up for
some srcan?
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Scrankins:
The
stale cereal in the bottom of the box that
someone is forced to eat before a fresh box may
be opened.
Example: Do I have to eat the cornflake
scrankins again?
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scrapper:
A
real fighter, a battler. Someone who battles hard
to make her point known.
Example: She's a real scrapper.
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scratch:
Money.
Example: How much scratch you make with
your new burger-flippin' job?
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scrave:
To
scrave. A desire beyond words, for a sort of
super craving.
So urgent that one would do just about anything
to obtain the object of desire.
Example: I am scraving some Mountain Dew.
I may have to stop coding if I don't get some
right away.
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Screamer:
An
extremely embarrassing moment which causes you to
scream into your pillow at night. Usually occurs
when all of a sudden you become painfully aware
that you are humiliated by something you have
said or done.
Example: Sarah had a screamer last night
when she remembered falling down flat on her face
at the club, right in front of a some cute guys
she knew.
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screengenes:
Genetic
predisposition to be a couch potato.
Example: His constant channel surfing
while eating and drinking on the couch suggest
screengenes.
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Screensaver
mode: having
a glazed look in your eyes as you perform your
daily tasks
Example: Vito was in Screensaver mode
after his heavy lunch.
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screentan:
Unhealthy
skin color, characteristic of persons who spend
all summer inside, in front of a computer
monitor.
Also see geek, nerd, millionaire.
Example: Dood! Nice screentan! Howzabout
we go out in the non-virtual world for a burger
or something?
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Screw-ching:
A
word used to mean messed up, distorted, beat up,
or otherwise changed negativly.
Example: 1. Matt, give that back now or
Joel's gonna screw-ching you.
2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth
a bit.
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screwed-up-pinky
sindrome: Syndrome
where the pinky finger protrudes from the hand at
a 45 degree angle
Example: I'm glad I don't have
screwed-up-pinky sindrome
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screwgie:
The
act of being ripped off; may be used with another
word to denote property
Example: He gave me the screwgie. I got
the ride screwgie (I didn't get a ride).
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Screwish:
A
nationality: Half Scottish / Half Jewish
Example: Yo, did you check out that
Screwish kid? He's got tha guilt and tha kilt!
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screwt:
Square
root.
Example: The screwt of 12845056 is exactly
3584.
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screwtinization:
When
they dig through the minutiae of your life in
order to get you for something.
Example: She was a great candidate for the
Supreme Court until she was screwtinized.
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scrilla:
money,
cold hard cash
Example: clarence had to go to the bank to
get scrilla
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script
kiddie: Someone
using a lame IRC script immaturely and annoying
others with it.
Example: Some Script Kiddie is trying to
flood me with his pre-fabricated useless script.
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scritch:
the
kind of finger-scratching one does under the chin
of a cat. often done on the heads of people in
fandom or furry communities.
Example: Jay was scritching me for half an
hour. By the time he was done I was melted into a
little puddle on the floor.
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Scritchy:
The
way a man's face feels when he hasn't shaved in
over a day.
Example: While Todd was on vacation, he
let his face get scritchy.
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scrod:
exclamation
Example: oh scrod! my mind's a blank!
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scrod:
Not
the fish, but the past pluperfect of screw. From
the old joke.
Example: Where do I get scrod in Boston?
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scroffly:
Describes
the appearance of a teddy bear when it has been
washed and hung on the line. Slightly unwell.
Example: I feel a bit scroffly today.
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scrog:
Midwestern
slang term for copulation.
Example: I can't believe that disgusting
troll is scrogging my sister.
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scrolly:
A
really long web page that goes on forever and
requires a lot of scrolling to get down
to the bottom and back up to the top.
Example: I wanted to read the articles,
but it was all scrolly and my eyes were tired.
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scrooby:
Totally
stuffed up, screwed up, shoddy.
Example: Look at that guy wearing those
tight leather pants...scrooby.
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scrounge:
One
who continually uses others for selfish material
gain.
Example: That scrounge is always asking me
for a favor.
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scrub:
A
common term among fighting game players. Scrubs
are players who (a. Truly have no idea how to
play the game but think they do (b. Know how to
play but lack any sort of skill (c. Use cheap and
annoying tactics/play styles constantly. Most
scrubs think th
Example: Today I went to the arcade and
beat on a couple of scrubs.
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Scrubtacular:
(adj)
For a person dressed very well, but who doesn't
have a lot of money.
Example: Eric looks scrubtacular. He's
pretty decked out for a man with no job or money.
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Scrudy
Beizer: A
person who excels in either uncleanliness,
laziness, or some other form of repulsive
behavior.
Usually used when deriding their unsavoriness in
a light-hearted fashion.
Example: Your mother? Tell the scrudy
beizer to get her butt off the couch and put some
clothes on.
2 Man, he's a scrudy looking beizer
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Scruffmuffin
(noun): An
extremely attractive guy with long hair and a
beard
Example: Damn, he's a total scruffmuffin!
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Scrum:
Very
good. Sporting.
Example: You got me a present? How scrum
of you.
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scrumbly:
A
web graphic that is not optimized. A web graphic
that looks crackly and is not clear.
Example: That picture is very scrumbly.
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scrummy:
The
contraction of scrumptious and yummy.
Example: 1. The dinner was scrummy.
2. Check out the scrummy babes at the Riviera
Crazy Girls show.
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scrump:
Generally
used in a derogatory manner, it's a term for
having sex--derived
from screw and hump.
Example: All he cared about was getting
her back to his place and scrumping her.
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Scrump-dililly-lish:
Extremely
pleasant in taste.
Example: These cream-pufs are
scrump-dililly-lish.
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scrumpdillyump:
So
amazing you can't define it with just one word.
Like scrumptious, delicious, unbelievable....
Example: The dinner we had was
scrumpdillyump
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scrumpet:
an
attractive person, often younger than the person
using the word, possibly a bit of a tart
(similar to the yummy baked good, a crumpet, but
a yummy person instead)
Example: Did you see her new boyfriend?
He's a total scrumpet!
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scrumple:
A
cross between screwed up and crumpled.
Example: That guy has had so much bad
stuff happen to him he's scrumpled.
|
scrumpsh:
Used
when describing something that tastes really
good. Derivative of scrumptious?
Example: That pizza was scrumpsh.
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scrumtralescent:
Overly
awesome, more than perfect.
Example: The wine is scrumtralescent. Goes
great with the chicken.
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Scrumtralescent:
An
implausible and unimagineable form of improvement
beyond perfection. Perfect at being perfect.
Example: Your prose used when composing a
belittling joke about jo mama is so marvelous
that it's scrumtralescent.
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scrumtrulescent:
Being
so good it can't be expressed in words.
Example: The movie was better than great.
In fact, it was scrumtrulescent.
|
scrunch:
Act
of making a flat rug more comfortable by folding
orpiling into a heap or scrunchpile.
Example: Look, Bandit's scrunching his rug
again.
|
scrunchie:
Elastic
hairband with decorative cloth wrapping
Example: Sara looked very 1989 with that
gold lame scrunchie in her hair.
|
Scrunge:
To
crumple or twist with one's fingers.
Example: My dog likes his ears scrunged.
The newspaper is all scrunged up.
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Scrungrow:
1) A
dirty person
2) a low life human
Example: what a scrungrow you've turned
out to be! Scrungrow!
|
scrunkle:
to
snuggle up together under a blanket on a cold
winter evening
Example: the two young lovers were so cold
from their evening walk, that they proceeded to
scrunkle up on the couch
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Scrut:
A
cross between a Skank, and a Slut
Example: Look at that dirty Scrut
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sctief:
This
is a nonsense acronym found in a bogus feel good
survey sent out on the web.
Example: I saw the word sctief in a survey
and went to psuedodictionary.com to find out if
it is a word.
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scubu:
Taken
directly from the word scrub. Is a younger
brother that is also the baby of the family. If
someone is an older sibling as well, they are not
a scubu.
Example: Katty laughed as her scubu became
confused as a dog circled him.
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scud:
Archery
expression for an arrow which flies high and wide
of the mark, missing the target entirely.
First coined by an American Naval Officer and
archer in connection to the Soviet-made missle
when
he observed an unsuccessful Soviet demonstration
of the missle.
The weapon missed its target by a considerable
margin.
The gentleman remarked What a scud!
The press was present and printed the word and it
has been associated with the missle ever since.
Example: The scud is a aptly named weapon
as it is notoriously inaccurate.
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scuff
up: To
SCUFF UP is to make a major mistake. (I owe this
phrase to a friend of mine called Joe.)
Example: I really scuffed up on that maths
test. I bet I get an F!
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scully:
perfect
Example: this is so scully!
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Scumiotics:
The
study of what makes a person, object or act
scummy.
Example: Robert was very learned in the
field of scumiotics. He used his knowledge of
scumiotics to help him in his everyday work.
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scummy:
Crappy,
lame, pathetic.
2.one who is happy to be scruffy in looks or
personality. Not taking pride in one's self.
Example: That hobo's so scummy it's sad.
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scumpy:
(adj)
Place, person or thing which is either dirty or
scruffy.
Example: This restaurant is really scumpy.
OR Geez, you are such a scump.
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scunch:
To
move about on the elbows, dragging the back half
of the body, in almost a froglike manner. This is
done by both elbows at the same time, and follows
with the knees a second later.
Example: The tomboyish girl decided to
scunch across the living room carpet floor, thus
obtaining rug burns on both her knees and elbows.
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scunge:
Another
name for a cat.
Example: Look at that ugly, mouse-eating
scunge.
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scunnered:
Scots
slang. to be sick of something. If you are
scunnered of chocolate, you are all chocolated
out.
Example: Chips tonight, Bob. But ma, I'm
scunnered of chips.
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scuz:
Excuse.
Example: Scuz me. I need to see a man
about a llama.
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scuzbucket:
Derisive
term for appearance or attitude.
Example: 1.) Did you see what that
scuzbucket was wearing? 2.) Here's the revised
company dress-code policy from the new scuzbucket
personell director.
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sd'ed:
superdeformed
(from anime) -- deformed/compressed in such a way
as to be cute or anime-ish.
Example: The characters from Puzzlefighter
are sd'ed. Sd'ed robots and cars are so cute.
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Sea
Monkeys: From
Douglas Coupland's Microserfs. Something that
seems unbelievably fun, but in the end winds up
as a cruel, bitter letdown upon arrival.
Example: This new publication was expected
to be groundbreaking, but in the end, it was just
Sea Monkeys.
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sea
monster: Drunk
girl that sits at the bar and talks smack about
other girls.
Example: That sea monster's starin' me
down.
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sea
wag: A
wagging dog tail underwater.
Example: Rover sea wags at the beach.
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sea-scratch:
An
itching sensation (rash) in your pants caused
from sitting around in wet clothes for a long
period of time.
Example: Mike was out boating all day
without a change of clothes and now he has a
nasty case of sea-scratch.
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seagle:
Seagull
+ eagle--a mythical bird. From Glenpool, OK, high
school student's poetry.
Example: A word that rhymes with beagle?
How about seagle?
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seagull
manager: Boss
who shows up randomly, makes a lot of noise,
messes up eveything...and then leaves.
Example: (name) is a seagull manager. I
wish he'd just travel all the time. (Make seagull
cawing noises to warn of manager's arrival.)iving
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Seannery:
Sean
Connery. Any act that is Sean-Connery-like.
Example: Did you see Seannery on Barbara
Walters?
adv.- Alan was quite Seannery at the bar last
nite with the ladies.
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seapig:
Surfer
talk for a fat chick on the beach
Example: The beach has nothing but a bunch
of seapigs in bikinis today.
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sebid:
Worldly.
Example: Ernest hemingway was sebid.
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sec-def,
sec-ag, sec-com, sec-: Washington
DC slang expressions for the Presidential
Cabinet.
Secretary of Defence, Secretary of Agriculture,
etc.
Example: This is the sec-def's second time
around;
he was sec-def under President Ford as well.
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seckzi:
Sexy.
Like hawt and ur, this is used by stupid teenage
girls on the Internet who think it looks cutesy
and cool.
Gains more Stupid Points than hawt, because it
requires TWO extra keystrokes to produce
than to correctly spell the word. (See hawt and
ur.)
Example: omg, liek justin timbrelaek is
SOOOOO SECKZI!
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secluse:
a
recluse living in seclusion
Example: he chose to live alone as a
secluse
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second:
(noun)
word meaning any amount of time at all, usually
way more than desired
Example: mum: yep, i'll be off the
computer in a second
(2 days later)
mum: just a few seconds....
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second
bestroom: the
bathroom with the lest traffic in any building
(whether because of location, facilities or
cleanliness) where considerent people go when
what they have to do could be unpleasant for
others.
Example: I think I'm coming down with the
flu or something -- I'd better use the second
bestroom.
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secret-squirrel:
A
designer of cryptographic code for secure
computer communication.
So-called for being stereotypically male,
physically-small, and twitchy.
Example: If we want genuinely secure email
we need to hire a secret-squirrel.
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secretary
spread: An
unusually wide butt, usually used in reference to
a woman.
Example: He's neither a secretary nor
female, but he still has secretary spread.
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section
eight: Adjective
describing something as bad in some fashion. [ED.
If I remember _M.A.S.H._ correctly, Section 8 has
to do with being insane.]
Example: Denny's is section eight.
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secuous:
(adj.)
Clever and witty in a charming fashion;
handsomely eloquent
Example: Cheryl, have you spoken to Lance
yet? He's so funny and secuous.
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see
ya!: Used
to either tell someone to get out and stay out or
to state that the person saying it is leaving
permanently.
Example: I've had enough of your lies. See
ya!
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see(s):
The
distance one must travel. As far as you can see.
Example: The old ballfield is two sees
down that road.
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seedy-bags:
A
particular type of person given to saying or
doing something of a particularly disgusting
nature.
Example: Fletch, stop being so disgusting.
Do you have to be such a seedy-bags all the time?
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Seen:
It
means that something is understood, two people
are in agreement or it's cool.
Example: Yo you wanna hit Turbo tonite?
Seen
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Seen:
I
understand. OK. Or just acknowledging what was
said.
Example: Ted: I got my girlfriend pregnant
last night.
Fred: Seen.
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seesayleptic:
a
person who cannot resist reading movie/tv
subtitles aloud even though all others present
are capable of reading them
Example: His friends and family knew him
to be a seesayleptic and refused to watch
subtitled movies with him.
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Seinfeldian:
Situation
that could have been part of a Seinfeld episode.
Example: The whole ordeal was so
Seinfeldian.
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seized:
Incapacitated
due to severe hangover.
Example: I'd have another one, but I can't
be seized tomorrow.
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selance:
The
feeling of relief that you get once waking from a
dream that had unconquerable problems or
obstacles.
Example: When Tom awoke from his dream of
being fired and being forced to file bankruptcy,
he felt a wave of selance wash over him.
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Select
Memory: Selective
memory.
When a person only remembers the things that they
really want to remember
as opposed to the things others want them to
remember.
Example: Ok, so you didn't remember to put
the dishes away,
but you were able to remember that big party in
town?!
You've got the worst case of select memory I've
ever seen.
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selective
infictionation: The
illogical refusal to accept certain principles of
fiction whilst accepting other, more unlikely,
principles
Example: He infictionated 'Superman the
Movie' by accepting the guy could fly but
refusing to believe Lois Lane would never
recognise him!
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self-colossallating:
Of
size increasing by self regulation to an extent
that elicits awe; getting more and more immense
without regulation and on one's own power.
Example: Maria was caught in the hay with
her horse-riding teacher after accidentally
killing the horse that her father gave her
instead of paying off the house. Clearly her luck
was self-colossallating.
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self-insertion:
Describes
a fanwork which features the author as a main
character. Written to boost the author's
self-esteem, rather than to present an
entertaining or thought-provoking plot.
Example: Have you read his latest Sailor
Moon self-insertion fanfic? That guy is
desperate.
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self-surfing:
Surfing
to your own web site to make it look more
popular.
Example: His hits were down, but a couple
hours of self-surfing made him look as hip as
ever!
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Sell:
Goodbye,
bye, buy or any sort of way in saying goodbye.
Example: Well I have to get going now,
sell!
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selling
tickets: to
tell a lie
Example: If some one tells a lie, it's a
ticket, or you could tell them they are selling
tickets.
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sellist:
Someone
who repeatedly makes blunders. Sells out.
Example: Joe: Did ya see how Bob missed
that open goal?
Jim: Yeah, he's such a sellist. Might as well set
up shop in the middle of the field.
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semble:
that
trembling, deep breath in that comes after a long
time of sobbing.
Example: After crying for hours, drew in a
semble.
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semiconducting
lube-valve: Any
piece of techno-gadgetry that defies conventional
description and does something that will be
described with an overly generalized analogy.
Example: Ensign: What if we hooked up the
semiconductiing lube-valve to the EPS conduit and
reversed the polarity?
That should create just the kinda of quantum
gravitation field we're looking for.
Science Officer: Oh, you mean like filling a
ballon with too much air and letting it go?
Ensign: Exactly
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Semiopathy:
The
syndrome of deriving a meaning from a sign which
is not that which was originally intended.
Example: The signpainter appeared to have
semiopathy when he made the lakeside warning
read: Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here.
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semipulchrous:
Fairly
beautiful, or almost beautiful.
Example: She's not bad-looking, definitely
semipulchrous.
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Semper-Flex:
A
male who is ostensibly macho to disguise the fact
that he is a complete wuss.
Example: With the big show he makes of his
daredevil nonsense,
Geraldo has got to be the biggest Semper-Flex out
there.
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semprini:
1. A
multiple-use profanity.
2. A term for any body part that would otherwise
be unfit for public discussion.
Example: 1. Oh, semprini! I dropped the
bowling ball on my foot! 2. Oh, kiss my semprini.
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senignal:
description
of a person who forgets to cancel their turn
signal.
Example: There goes another senignal
driver.
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senilosopher:
A
combination of senile and philosopher.
Used to describe a computer that constantly sits
and proccesses information for no reason at all.
Example: Mark finishes booting computer
and moves mouse, causing computer to sit and
think.
Dangit! I haven't even opened anything yet.
Stupid senilosopher.
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Senior
Citizen Effect (SCE): 1.
The anomaly in the space-time continuum where
time dilates in direct proportion to your
distance from a Senior Citizen, slowing time as
we know it to a crawl.
This effect makes one later and later for an
appointment as one gets closer in proximity to a
Senior Citizen.
2. The magic ability for time to appear to speed
by faster as you get older,
making old age seem to zip by, however dilating
time around you for everyone else.
Example: 1. I'm sorry I'm late to your
wedding, I got caught by the Senior Citizens
Effect when I passed by the Bingo parlor.
2. Thanks to the Senior Citizens Effect, the
years when I had the dispeptic ulcer seemed to
zip by quickly.
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Senior
Citizen Factor (SCF): The
amount of time needed to account for senior
citizens when trying to make an appointment.
When going through a high senior citizen density
area (such as the supermarket at noon),
you must take into account the relative speed and
delays propogated by senior citizens.
Example: We have to leave earlier if we
take into account the Senior Citizens Factor.
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senior
moment: An
exhibit of behavior that would typically be
associated with growing older. example:
forgetting your own phone number or what you were
talking about in the middle of a sentence.
Example: Oh my god! I just had a senior
moment!
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senioritis:
Behaviour
characteristic of high school seniors, but can be
contracted (it's like a disease) as early as
middle school. Symptoms include rampant
class-skipping and general apathy towards all
things school-related.
Example: I won't be doing my homework
tonight either. Senioritis has got me bad this
year.
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seniprandicapsaphobia:
Fear
of opening old lunch boxes.
Example: I was about to start sorting out
my school bag after the holidays when I was
suddenly
assailed by seniprandicapsaphobia.
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senseslut:
Someone
who is open to any and all experiences, and
enjoys each one thoroughly.
Example: Hi, my name is Ochre Orientis. I
like to eat, swim, make love, and all that stuff.
I'll do anything, I'm a senseslut.
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sentence
finishing machine: A
statement or part of a statement made when a
friend fuges out and doesn't finish her sentence.
Example: Bill: Last night I got a new....
(pause)
Wally: Sentence finishing machine?
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SEP:
Someone
Else's Problem. Something you don't have to worry
about, because responsibility for it belongs to
someone else.
Example: A. Oh, no! There's a huge load of
customers that walked into the door!
B. I've signed out and changed clothes. SEP.
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sephim:
Nocturnal
angel. Seraphim=angel. Ra=Sun god.
Seraphim-Ra=Sephim.
Example: My gorgeous gothic girlfriend is
a sephim.
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Seppo:
American,
mainly from USA. Derived from the SEParation of
the USA from Great Britain.
Example: Mark is a Seppo.
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serfitude:
A
catch-all describing both those classified under
serfdom and also servitude.
Example: The peasants revolted against
their terrible state of serfitude.
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sernerfer:
Would-be
sophisticate, a snob. Used derogatively to
describe someone overdressed for the occasion--or
having her nose in the air.
Example: She tended to dress in a
sernerfer fashion.
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Servant
Distance: that
really awful distance when a group of people
leave one person to walk behind them a good 4
meters
Example: Hey guys! what's up with this
servant distance?!?
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set
my 'nana down: A
positive response to a request or a favor,
implying that in order to fulfill the request or
favor you
must first put aside the banana you are eating.
Example: Hey, Roy, can I borrow your
leather chaps for tonight's ice cream social?
Let me set my 'nana down.
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settin'
it back: describes
a person who is eating rather voraciously, ie
setting back the food already in their mouth, for
more, before chewing it
Example: gee, that chappy must really like
those flapsticks. he's settin' it back like
nobody's business!
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seudo-p:
Adjective
describing words that are fake or made up by
people. Sodapea, sudapea.
Example: (While playing Scrabble.) That's
not a word, it's a seudo-p.
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seven
four seven (747): When
a conversation topic, joke, etc. goes straight
over your head--
as a Boeing 747 does. Useful when you don't have
a clue what's going on.
Example: I didn't get it. It was a 747 to
me.
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severious:
severly
serious
Example: this is a severious matter,
damn-it.
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severiously:
a
combo between severe and seriously....
Example: severeiously, I have no legs
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sewellesque:
A
short, devout Mormon wrestler who almost goes pro
grappling can be called sewellesque.
Example: Have you ever seen Goldberg post
WWF? Hes pretty sewellesque.
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sewup:
The
stitched seams on a teddy bear.
Example: The antique bears were in
excellent condition, except for some torn sewup.
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sexable:
A
person who is extremely sexy.
Example: That Elizabeth is one sexable
chick.
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sexellent:
Excellent.
Example: That's sexellent! Claus
exclaimed.
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sexified:
Getting
dressed or preparing yourself to look sexy.
Example: John will be here in an hour. Let
me go get sexified
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sexile:
To
force your roommate to leave so you can have
annoying, noisy sex.
Example: Andy: Jeff, why are you sleeping
in the student lounge? Jeff: Got sexiled. Again.
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sexpert:
An
expert of all things sexual.
Example: Jane is a sexpert, she knows all
about it.
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sexpionage:
1.
To infiltrate someone's bedroom to gather
information.
2. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone
else's relationship.
Example: I used my best friend for
sexpionage to see if my girlfriend was faithful.
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sexsylum:
The
act of being taken in for the night after being
sexiled.
Example: Can I get sexsylum in your room
tonight? My roommate has his girlfriend in from
out of town and I got sexiled.
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sexula:
A
compliment to someone you think is attractive.
Example: You have vexy sexula arms. OR My
word, you are very sexula!
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sexy:
Adjective
used to describe an inanimate object that is
expensive or beautiful.
Example: My girlfriend looks sexy, but I
wish she'd move once in a while.
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SF49:
Anything
that grows from small to huge very rapidly. From
the growth of San Francisco in the 1849 Gold Rush
from 1000 to over 100,000 people in a few months.
Example: Yahoo went SF49. Hey, Tom, if you
gobble down any more of that pizza, you gonna go
SF49.
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sgetti:
Spaghetti
for the lazy--or those who can't spell.
Example: I like Italian food, especially
sgetti.
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Sgweet:
Slang
for Let's go eat
Example: It's 12 o clock! Sgweet!
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sh'yeah:
pronounced
sh-yeah. Usually said in an awkward moment as a
response to someone's comment you don't hear
clearly. As in unsure agreement.
Example: Scott: I think Nikki is the total
cat's pajamas.
Jimmy: sh'yeah...
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sh'yeah
(or sheah): An
amalgam of sure and yeah (according to
some--shoot + yeah). Denotes affirmative in a
laid-back manner.
Example: Well, sh'yeah! I told him I'd be
back by 6.
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SHAAAAP:
Teenager's
request for others to be quiet.
Example: SHAAAAP!
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Shaatz!:
An
exclamaton to be used when one is very impressed.
Example: Shaatz! That girl was hot.
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shaba:
Same
meaning as wow, cool, or thank you.
Example: 1. That was very shaba!
2. Did you see that website? It's shaba.
3. Shaba very much.
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Shabam:
awesome,
cool, that rocks!
Example: Shabam! we won the game!
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Shablamo:
A
word used to express extreme surprise or
excitement.
Example: Man, I thought I was in for
another routine day of classes, but then during
science, shablamo! Pop quiz.
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Shaboose:
To
take something from someone when they have asked
you if you want some before going to get it--and
you declined.
The best description is when you ask your friend
I am going to get a burger and fries,
you want something? they decline, but when you
return,
they take a substantial portion (more than a
couple of fries).
Shabooser, shaboosee, shaboosist, shaboosing,
shaboosable.
Example: If I had known you were going to
shaboose my potato salad, I would have got more
for you.
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shabrah:
Lame
guys with no intelligence or agenda.
Many at college like to drink beer, conform, and
screw around.
All have frosted tips, leather jackets, and
turtleneck sweaters from Structure.
Tan from a can guys who like to think they're
from California.
Comes from the slang Shahbrah as in Yeah brother
gone to Yeah brah
then horribly mutated into Shahbrah.
Example: Let's leave. This party's lame
and there's too many shahbrahs here.
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shack:
To
nail a thought or description that someone else
has been explaining
Example: You just shacked that PETA
argument.
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shacket:
A
piece of clothing that is both a shirt and a
jacket. Perfect for nights that are not too cold
or hot.
Example: That is a nice shacket.
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shackpacker:
n.
Someone who refuses to let go of useless
possessions after moving to a new location, thus
bringing all belongings with them. Also packing
the shack.
Example: After Debbie pulled the brassed
antlers from the box, she screamed, Tom, you
shackpacked after telling me you wouldn't.
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Shaddup:
Slang
for Shut Up
Example: Why don't you just shaddup?
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shade:
Pronounced
shaada. German for too bad. Used sarcastically
when you don't mind that you're missing out on
something.
Example: Mom: I'm sorry, dear. Your
orthodontist appointment was cancelled.
ReplyShade.
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shadow:
Said
when one departs a room.
Example: I gotta break. I'm shadow.
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Shady:
description
of questionable behavior
Example: That guy on the corner is acting
shady.
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shady:
suspicious
in nature; dodgy; sketchy
Example: i don't trust my uncle with my
girlfriend- he's kinda shady...
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shafted:
Defrauted,
cheated.
Example: You gave him the money? Are you
stupid? You have been shafted, mate.
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Shagitude:
The
point at which someone enters a single-issue
universe; purpose: to get themselves a shag.
Example: I think we should steer clear of
her this evening. After what she said on the last
press trip to Barcelona, I reckon she's in her
shagitude, and shouldn't be dissuaded from her
course of action; namely, nailing that nice bloke
over there...
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shagnasty:
Someone
in a particularly kinky mood.
Example: Bill was giving me the look, so I
knew this shagnasty guy was waiting for action.
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shagtastic:
immensely
good looking, generally used to describe member
of opposite sex for which physical attractions
exists
Example: You are looking simply
shagtastic.
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Shake:
To
leave a place (as in bounce, or roll).
Example: Let's shake and go to Taco Bell,
I'm starving.
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shake
a tower: Take
a shower.
Example: I got really dirty playing
football. I'm going to go shake a tower.
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shaky:
meaning
that someone or something is a bit strange or
unreliable.
Example:
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sham:
1.
To look through, as in browsing or leafing
through.
2. Unneccesary looking through with no final
outcome.
Example: 1. So, yeah, the other day I was
shamming through some old books.
2. He's such a shammer, never deciding upon one
thing.
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shamalamadingdong:
A
doo-wop term to express excitement.
Example: Shamalamadingdong, that's a cute
bobbysoxer!
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Shamball:
A
person who steals another person's idea. Cf.
slimeball.
Example: Patrick stole my idea and claimed
it for himself...shamball.
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shambles:
Something
incomprehensible or in severe disarray. {No idea
why we do it, but sometimes a real word, with
nothing new in its description or example, will
be added to the pseudodictionary.)
Example: After that kegger on Friday
night, my place was a shambles.
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shamblize:
To
wreck or make a shambles of a person, place or
thing. To create disorder.
Example: After they were barred from the
night club they returned and shamblized the
place.
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shamburger:
n. a
patty composed of something other than ground
beef that's intended as a hamburger substitute
Example: Boca makes much better
shamburgers than Garden Burger does.
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shame
train: The
bus.
Example: My car broke down so I'm taking
the shame train this week.
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Shamuism:
A
religion based on the worship of Shamu.
Example: Shamuism is quickly becoming the
religion of choice for intelligent people.
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shaness:
An
absolutly gorgeous person. Someone who is a big
turn on.
Example: She is totally shaness. OR He
looks really shaness in that outfit.
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shank:
To
badly hit a ball.
Example: Man - you shanked it way to the
right!
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shankity:
1.
weird 2. cool
Example: That's shankity.
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shantey,
shanty: Generally
decrepit or falling apart. Rotten. Filthy.
Run-down.
Can be paired with towne to describe a place that
is rotten, filthy, or run-down.
Example: Mike, your muffler is falling off
your Miata. That is one shantey automobile.
ex. How long has it been since you cleaned this
apartment, Rick? It's become a shantey towne...
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shants:
Capri
pants, a mix of shorts and pants.
Example: Shants are more comfortable than
pants cause you can breath,
and more comfortable than shorts cause they
aren't showing off my fat thighs.
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shappy:
Being
both shocked and happy at the same time.
Example: Yes, Mallory, when you told me
you were marrying Nick, I was very shappy for
you.
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sharkin':
Walking
around a pub/night club looking to chat someone
up and then get fixed up
Example: look he's sharkin' again
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sharmoancinnon:
A
tiny blister located on the flap of skin that
connects the bottom of the tongue to the bottom
of the mouth.
Example: I had a great time last night,
but now I've got a sharmoancinnon.
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shasited:
Being
so incredibly excited that you can't sit still.
Example: I was totally shasited to get my
CD player put into my car!
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shasta:
another
word meaning sweet or cool
Example: Shasta! I can't believe that you
got me NSYNC tickets.
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shasta:
An
average to ugly-looking person that you'd sleep
with anyway if nothing better is around.
From the cheap soft drink Shasta. You'll still
drink it if there isn't anything better around.
Example: The chick that Greg took home is
shasta. Must have been a slow night at the bar.
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Shasta
Mcnasty: Gross,
nasty
Example: Eww that's nasty. Worse, Shasta
McNasty....
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shastic:
Cool.
Example: That's shastic. Where did you get
it.
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Shat
Fu: The
sweet, sweet fighting style made famous in Star
Trek,
in which you can defeat someone without actually
hitting any vulnerable spots.
Example: The best Shat Fu move is the one
where they clench their fists
together and bring them down over their
opponent's back, crippling them instantly.
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shavlong:
Another
name for a mullet; the hairstyle featuring a
short, often spikey top with shoulder length hair
in the rear, giving off that business in front,
party out back feel. It's shaved and it's long.
Example: I saw this guy at the mall
yesterday. You wouldn't have beleived his hair.
Talk about a shavlong.
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shaweee:
Used
during moments of extreme excitement.
Example: Shaweee! That was awesome.
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shazbot:
Swear
word from the planet Ork.
Example: Shazbot! I'm stuck on this
godawful planet.
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shazzam:
To
cause the appearance of a genie by way of the
marrying of two rings.
Example: I am in a real fix, if only I
could shazzam my way out of this somehow.
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sheapp:
A
animal, a cross between a sheep and a pooddle.
Most commonly found in Huron, Michigan.
Example: The sheapp fallowed the girl
untill she let it eat her shoe.
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shecky:
Incredibly
loud, tasteless, and tacky.
Example: The golfer showed up in what had
to be the sheckiest outfit I'd ever seen.
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shee-han:
A
term for a little guy who thinks he's a bad dude,
but in reality is a major dork.
Example: The guy let someone kick him in
the chest, breaking his sternum. Nothing but a
shee-han.
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shee-shee:
Snotty,
uppity, upscale.
Example: We went to this totally shee-shee
restraunt and it cost the two of us two bills.
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sheents:
Freshly
cleaned sheets.
Example: I did the laundry today, so
tonight I'm sleepin' on sheents. It's da bomb.
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sheentz:
intense
craving for nicotine specifacally cigarrettes
Example: Hey Tiffany, I'm so having a
sheentz, lets go outside!
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sheep:
Suck
or bad.
Example: You sheep, Lauryn! OR Man, I did
sheep on the chemistry quiz.
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sheepdoggin:
When
one attemps to coherse a group of people into an
action by gentle prodding.
Example: Everyone was so unmotivated i
wound up sheepdoggin us over to the bar for wings
and beer. Hey do what you want, i aint gonna
sheepdog tonight. Ok who's sheepdoggin tonight?
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Sheeple:
A
cross between sheep and people. Members of a
horde of mindless followers, such as can be found
at rallies, sports events, and religious
gatherings.
Example: As the sheeple entered the
stadium, they were herded gradually towards their
seats.
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sheepling:
A
baby sheep; a young sheep.
Example: The new sheepling gets along well
with the other animals.
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sheesh,
Louise!: The
old-fashioned phrase Oh, for crying out loud!
Example: He actually said that? Sheesh,
Louise!
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Sheesh-ola/olio:
An
expression to describe something having extra
sheeshness.
Example: He actually said that to his
Dad?? Sheeshola!
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sheet
head: A
member of the KKK.
Example: My cousin in Alabama is a sheet
head.
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sheila:
Australian
Slang for a female, woman, girl, chick.
Example: There are some decent sheilas at
this party, mate.
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sheit:
One
who has had a sex change operation.
Example: After the operation, he is no
longer a he or a she, but a sheit.
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shelf:
The
stomach when it has become enlarged to the point
of being an appendage.
Example: You dropped some food on your
shelf.
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shelfware:
n.
The bound, printed version of a project, which
likely will end up on a shelf, unused and
forgotten, gathering dust.
Example: We put ten man-months into that
research, but all it became was shelfware.
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shellacking:
To
beat by a large margin. to thrash
Example: Collingwood gave Carlton a
shellacking.
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Shem:
1.
Ignorant or stupid person. Very harsh
connotations. 2. Someone who acts impulsively
without thinking, usually making an ass of
themselves.
Example: Chris is such a shem, he sits in
front of his computer drooling and typing with
one finger all day.
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shenanery:
a
cross between shenanigan and chicanery that is
used when you have absolutely no clue what is
going on
Example: chappy walks in to see his pet
monkey swinging from the chandelier, whistling
dixie and says, what in the world is all this
shenanery!?
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shenanery:
a
cross between shenanigan and chicanery that is
used when you have absolutely no clue what is
going on
Example: chappy walks in to see his pet
monkey swinging from the chandelier, whistling
dixie and says, what in the world is all this
shenanery!?
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sheopping:
Following
a female being for countless hours in clothing,
jewelry and other stores, saying That one is
better than the other, and No, that doesn't make
you look fat, honey, and Yes, I like that
one--without really caring.
Example: I have a terrible headache
because I had to follow Martha sheopping for
hours and hours. Anna and Sharon went sheopping
and I had to wait for them while they chose all
the clothes they'd be using in the party.
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shepherdry:
The
occupation and/or vocation of a shepherd. Being
involved with the raising and tending of sheep.
Example: Shepherdry would be a good
vocation for those who want to spend time alone
out in the wild.
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sheranger:
One
of Canada's finest, the park ranger.
Specifically, a female ranger small in body, big
in heart. Friend to all animals and at home in
the rough outdoors.
Example: That girl is so resoureful and
smart, she could almost become a sheranger.
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sherblit:
(n)
Something small. Usually applied to cute objects,
animals, or people.
Example: Today for show-and-tell Rahim
brought in his new puppy--what a sherblit!
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shewpus:
Just
a tad better than cool or kewl.
Example: That new computer has everything
on it; it's so shewpus.
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shibby:
an
affirmation to a sugged plan of action. Like
Right On!
Example: A:'Let's pick up a six of
Schlitz's and hit up the strip club.' B:'Shibby!'
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SHIBBY:
cool,
extremely fun
Example: That party was soo...SHIBBY!
That shirt looks so shibby on you!
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Shibby:
An
interjection or adjective that is used as a
variant of cool. It is usually preceded by way.
Example: That movie was way shibby.
That shibby chick in the red slipped me her phone
number.
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Shibbytastic:
Adjective
meaning cool, brilliant, wonderful, fantastic,
shibby. More exhuberant way of saying either of
these. Derived from the words shibby and
fantastic.
Example: Wow, I just had the most
shibbytastic day!
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shicken:
Chicken.
Example: Look at the shicken run around
the yard. Dad will never catch it.
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shickle:
Shickle-short
of a nickle-In essence, it is used when your out
of change.(You don't just have to be out of
nickles, you can be out of something else.
Example: I had some extra change for my
friend who was shickle.
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shie:
An
inscrutable person.
Example: What's up with the shie? I don't
get him.
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shift:
To
snog, neck, or make out.
Example: I shifted Anna at the club last
night. Big mistake.
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shiggidy
shiggidy shwa: A
random phrase that is said in place of a logical
explination
said in a awkward moment.
Example: Teacher: What is the square root
of 57?
Child: Uh.....shiggidy shiggidy shwa. OR
Jack (who is rather ugly) : Jill, I like you.
Would you go on a date with me?
Jill (who is an untouchable): Shiggidy shiggidy
shwa.
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shill:
Upper
class, corporate, self-absorbed, snooty type
individual.
Example: My boss is a shill.
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shim:
Replaces
the use of those tedious slash words used to
indicate the subject or object of a sentence:
he/she and him/her. Can also be used in the
posessive as in his/her.
Example: If the employee is found to be
browsing questionable Web sites shim shall be
relieved of shim's Internet and computer
privileges. If management has to warn shim more
than twice, shim shall be notified of shim's
pending unemployment.
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shimmy:
To
dance.
Example: Said to mates in a club: I love
this song! I've gotta go shimmy!
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shimmy:
Shimmy
is a word to use in place of any other word when
describing something.
Example: Pass over that shimmy'
There were beans and all kinds of shimmy there.
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shimmy-tang:
When
men in bars play air hockey.
Example: The guys are in the back playing
shimmy-tang.
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Shin
Din: A
party where you have lots of fun.
Example: My friend and I went to a shin
din last weekend.
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shinanid:
Fancy
word for jerk, fiend, etc.
Example: That filthy shinanid back there
took my wallet.
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shink:
A
nickname for the Japanese bullet train, from the
word shinkansen. Used by foreigners living in
Japan.
Example: You can get to Tokyo in under an
hour if you take the shink.
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shink:
Sound
caused by two metallic objects sliding against
each other, ending in a sharp collision.
Example: The sword slid into its scabbard
and stopped with a loud shink.
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shinnanist:
A
person attracted to shiny objects.
Example: Jesse, the shinnanist, couldn't
stop looking at the star on top of the Christmas
tree.
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Ship
in a bottle!: A
phrase used when something goes wrong or you mess
something up
Example: Did you remember to change all of
the wrong answers on your math assignment?
Ship in a bottle! Why does everything always go
wrong?
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Ship
Rat Nuts: A
description of a person or an event that is
beyond the standard terms of chaotic.
Example: After I broke up with Ann she
went ship rat nuts and burned my house down.
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shipper:
A
fan of a television series who focuses on the
pairing of two individuals. Short for
relationshipper. Term originated from X-Files
fans.
Example: A: I hope Mulder and Scully fall
in love. B: Oh joy...another shipper.
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shippleshanks:
When
someone has done something outstanding for
you....and you want to
thank them three times. Shippleshanks = triple
thanks.
Example: Shippleshanks for paying for the
movie.
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shirt-lifter:
Insult.
Used for someone who makes careless descisions or
acts inappropriately.
Example: Did you see what he just did?
What a shirt-lifter.
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shiz:
Synonymous
with shit. Used in places where vulgar language
doesn't go over well--school, around parents,
church, work, etc.
Example: Oh, shiz! I forgot my homework.
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SHIZAM!:
Word
used as a small but exciting exclamation of
approval or overall joy.
Not to be confused with SHAZAM! as exclaimed by
newsboy Billy Batson to turn himself into Captain
Marvel.
Example: Joeman, dinner was most excellent
tonight. SHIZAM!
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shiznitz:
Shit,
a juvenile way of saying same.
Example: Oh, shiznitz. It's the shiznitz.
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Shizzleizzlefizzle:
Used
to describe something so intense that cannot be
expressed using words.
Example: Shizzleizzlefizzle! I just cut
off my finger while chopping these onions!
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Shkeev:
Dirty.
Example: That guy is so shkeev.
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shlamm:
lazy,
crummy person
Example: Look at that shlamm over there he
does not even have his shoes tied
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shlong:
Short
+ long = shlong. Also known as a mullet. Refers
to the haircut that is short on the top and long
in the back.
Example: I went to Wal Mart and you
wouldn't believe how many shlongs I saw.
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Shlops:
The
opposite of props, a negative award given to
someone who does something wrong or stupid.
Example: Shlops to the cook for not
putting onion in my chili.
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shmants:
Short
pants; pants that fall below the knee but above
the ankle
Example: Now that the weather is warmer,
everyone's wearing shmants.
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Shmarm:
Mushy
romantic stuff.
When someone gets shmarmy they say things like
Shnooky-wooky cakes and read mushy poetry.
You get the idea?
Example: He was so shmarmy I felt like
puking!.
It was giving me cavities.
All day he was shmarming over her, it was sooo
sick.
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shmege:
Pronounced
sh-may-ge. An errant piece of fuzz or lint on
one's clothing
Example: Come here, you have a shmege.
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shmelldrawer:
The
risky act of smelling a pair of your underwear to
ascertain if they are clean or not before wearing
them.
CAUTION: Should only be attempted in the absence
of visual indicators.
Example: I asked my wife if the BVDs on
top of the Cuisinart were clean and she said, No
idea, shmelldrawer.
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Shmeltsy:
Tacky,
unfashionable, cheesy, or sappy.
Example: Man, that movie you recommended
last night was shmeltsy.
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shmongotz:
Dirt,
debris, usually a small but offending blemish or
smudge. Accent is on second sylable. Origin:
cross-pollination of the sounds of Yiddish and
Italian.
Example: 1. Get me the Visine. I got some
shmongotz in my eye. 2. Wash your hands; I don't
want any shmongotz on my CDs.
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Shmoo:
Shmoo
Shnazzy Shampoo that smells like blue berries
Example: Hey Nade! ur hair smells good!
have you been using shmoo again?
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shmooey:
a
nickname for something cute and cuddley, like a
kitty!
other uses: shmoodooo, shmoooies, shmoohead
Example: Where's my shmooodooo?!?
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shmotent:
This
word is said as a curse, similar to saying Oh, my
God! It is not named after anything in
particular.
Example: Johnny wakes up one morning to
see that his house has been robbed.
In a state of shock, he screams Shmotent!
By saying this, he has released some anger,
as well as portrayed to bystanders how he is
feeling.
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Shmouldering:
Showing
of the shoulder, but not as in wearing a tanktop;
wearing a top that is too low-cut and
periodically slips to reveal the shoulder.
Example: Look at Jessica in that boatneck
shirt--she's shmouldering.
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shnam:
Cheesy,
cheap, lame.
Example: I died seven times in a row! The
computer opponent in this game is totally
shnammy.
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shnarf:
Someone
who is close, but slightly annoying. A friend.
Can be used as an affectionate scolding.
Example: You're a shnarf, Halley.
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shnarfaly:
Most
excellent, incredibly desirable.
Example: That hot woman who just walked by
is shnarfaly.
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Shnazzy:
Really
Cool or Awesome
Example: That jacket your wearing is
pretty shnazzy.
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Shnib:
a
small, unidentifiable fleck of something (such as
lint) on your clothes, on the carpet, etc.,
Example: You have a shnib on your sweater
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shnibblett:
A
really cute toddler.
Example: Are you picking up the shnibblett
from day-care today, or shall I?
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Shnikies:
WOW,
that's amazing.
Example: Shnikies, that was cool
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Shockadefianok:
Exact
meaning or spelling is unknown. It's spelled how
it sounds.
A Polish phrase used my my grandmother, usually
as an expletive when something undesirable
happens.
Example: Shockadefianok! I owe on my
taxes.
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Shockening:
Something
a bit more shocking than normal.
Usually used when the shocking event or news is
enough to so chronologically disorient you that
you
forget about past, present, and future tense.
Example: You see a pig flying dangerously
close to the ground: Shocking.
You see the plane the pig was piloting crash to
the ground: Shockening.
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shoeshine:
Cool,
brilliant, swinging.
Example: The gig was total shoeshine. I
loved it.
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sholiloquy:
An
unnecessarily obvious verbal broadcast of one's
thoughts to make a point.
Example: Bill: Why don't you just tell me
where it is?
Ben: Hmmm, if I tell you where it is, that's more
work for me, but if I don't, that's more work for
you.
Hmmm, think, think... In the above example, Ben
has made a sholiloquy to show why he does not
wish to enlighten Ben about the whereabouts of
something.
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shonky:
Inferior
quality, duff
Example: I had a really shonky pizza last
night.
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Shoobedy
Boobedy: A
phrase that denotes nonsense or is used as a
non-sensical response to a question or comment.
Example: What's your name? Shoobedy
Boobedy!
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Shooer:
The
job title all Aussies adopt when over in the
states: you shoo the kangaroos and koalas off the
harbour bridge.
Example: What do I do back home? I'm a
shooer, mate. Each morning I shoo off the
kangaroos and koalas from the harbour bridge.
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shooosh:
when
someone is being annoying and you want them to
shut the hell up.
Example: Shoooosh, I do not want to hear
you singing that NSYNC song!
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shoop:
One
sheep.
Example: Lots of sheep and one shoop.
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shoop:
One
sheep. As in one goose and lots of geese.
A herd of sheep is fine, but it doesn't make
sense to say Look at that sheep!
Example: Look at all those sheep! Look at
that little shoop over there standing on its own!
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shoot
the gap: The
act of passing a vehicle through a seemingly
impossible space in traffic, between buildings,
etc.
Example: Shoot the gap. There's plenty of
room betwen the curb and that car. You should
have at least two inches to spare.
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shoot
the tube: To
survive a bout of heavy drinking and hit the
golden inebriated euphoric stage without
throwing up or passing out. What happens when you
don't cross the line and don't go one drink too
far.
Example: After the bottle of wine, and the
sixth Gin and tonic, we thought Becky had crossed
the line; but no, she switched to water and shot
the tube.
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shootin'
sheep: Suffering
from insomnia. When counting the sheep doesn't
work, thin their numbers.
Example: Jim: Where's Greg gone to?
Tom: Oh, he's just shootin' sheep in his room.
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shopgrift:
Buying
something with the intention of using it and
returning it for a refund.
Example: I don't usually need a power saw,
so I shopgrifted one from Home Depot.
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Short
Sheet: Leaving
exactly two squares of the toilet paper and not
replacing it with a new roll.
Example: If you don't want to short sheet
someone, a good rule of thumb is to replace the
toilet paper when you can see the brown cardboard
through the tissue.
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shorts:
The
smokable remains of a cigarette.
Example: Hey, save me shorts on that
square!
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shortspeak:
Spoken
language that omits articles and unnecessary
elements, as in shorthand
Example: She said, Kiss, fool instead of
Kiss me, you fool and I knew she was the one for
me because I prefer shortspeak over monologue any
day.
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Shorty:
A
young person or an attractive female
Example: I gotta go pick up my shorty from
school.
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Shorty
Forty: A
22-ounce beer.
Example: It's too late for a 40-ouncer.
How about a shorty forty?
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shosho:
something
that does not work as it should
Example: That firecraker was a shosho.
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Shot
Nazi: Individual(s)
who has a strong desire to force shots of alcohol
upon everyone else. This happens more often when
the recipient does not wish to drink.
Example: I've had 12 beers and two whiskey
sours, so tell that shot nazi to stop buying me
pucker shots.
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shotgun:
To
claim rights to an object or service over anyone
else. Once something has been shotgunned, it is
not possible for that right to be overruled.
Shortened version: gun, gunned, gunning.
Example: 1. Shotgun front seat! 2. You
can't have that cake, I've gunned it. 3. Gun that
chair!
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shotgun:
Aussie
kangaroo hunting slang: to have the front seat of
the ute (and not have to rough it on the back).
Or, to have first shot at whatever chosen target.
Example: I shotgun the cute blonde at the
bar.
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shotgun
marriage: Usually
a marriage when the bride is pregnant--under
threat. A forced marriage.
Example: Andrew, you and Wilhelmina will
have a shotgun marriage if ya try that again, ya
hear!
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shoulbow:
The
upper arm--i.e., the part of the arm between the
shoulder and the elbow.
Example: I hurt my shoulbow. OR He's got
good-looking shoulbows.
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shovel:
To
go fast, usually referring to vehicular travel.
First noticed in the movie _Ronin_.
Example: A. What kind of car do we need?
B. I dunno. An Audi A4, or a perhaps a Quattro.
Something that can shovel.
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shovel
of justice: When
someone gets what they deserve.
Example: The school gardener got the
shovel of justice.
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show:
Part
of the phrase doin' shows--acting overly dramatic
in a situation,
drawing unnecessary attention to oneself or
others around.
Example: We were in the mall and when
Tasha tripped and fell.
She started yelling and blaming the boy behind
us. She was doing shows.
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Show
us them teeth, boys!: To
be used when people are rather nasty. Can replace
boys with girls as the situation suits.
Example: J: *^*@'# idiot! D: Oh, yeah?
Helen: Show us them teeth, boys!
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showdowner:
A
gunfighter (lawman or outlaw) whose success in
individual combat has become addictive.
Example: Son, you think you're fast but
don't try him. He lives to kill. He's a real
showdowner.
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shpadoinkle:
Something
good and amazing.
Example: Have a shpadoinkle day.
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shpantz:
A
combination of shorts and pants. The bottoms zip
off and they become shorts.
Example: These shpantz are killing me.
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Shralp:
To
do something with fierce concentration and
effort. (Credited to James Ruggieri.)
Example: Sure, I was pulling it...but
Guldman, he was *shralping* on it! It was
amazing.
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Shrapnel:
Loose
pocket change, usually large quantities thereof,
frequently found in Canada where there is not
only a one but also a two dollar coin--resulting
in very heavy pockets and sagging pants.
Example: This round is yours. Sorry, all I
have is shrapnel.
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shredded:
Doomed;
in big trouble.
Example: When I saw the cops coming, I
thought we were shredded for sure.
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shrig:
to
shrug, in a horizontal, rather than vertical
manner.
Example: completely confused by the world
around me, sometimes I just have to shrig sadly,
and move on.
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shrinkle:
To
reduce in size and appearance by shrinking and
wrinkling.
Example: Oops, my new cashmere sweater
accidentally made it into the washload, and now
it's all shrinkled.
|
shrinkles:
A
combination of shrink and wrinkles. What happens
when you leave your favorite 100% cotton shirt in
the dryer way too long.
Example: That shirt's a lost cause. It's
full of shrinkles.
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shroomery:
A
kind of dark, damp orchard for the growing of
mushrooms.
Example: Kid: Mum, is dinner ready?
Mum: It would be ready a lot faster if you'd go
to the shroomery and pick me some mushrooms.
Kid: Doh. Sucked in. Again.
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Shroosh:
To
remove something quickly.
Example: Shroosh your clammy hands off my
soda.
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shrub:
a
miserable person, usually a male
Example: Vince will never get a
girlfriend, he's too much of a shrub.
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shruburbs:
That
point just outside the city where it seems each
homeowner is competing in the nicest trimmed
hedge contest.
Example: The shruburbs are a refreshing
contrast to the concrete jungle of the inner
city.
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shu'
up: Shut
up.
Example: You are so stupid. Shu' up! I am
not.
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shubadoowah:
Used
to express pleasure about something cool or good
happening.
Example: Our fave band is playing at the
lido! Shubadoowah!
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shuburyness:
The
sensation experienced of someone else's warmt
when you sit down on a seat, often experienced on
public transport, occasionally experienced on
lavatories!
Example: I got some serious shuburyness on
the subway this morning
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shucklak:
Sound
of a shotgun loading.
Example: The echo of the shucklak hung in
the air.
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Shumming:
V.
To show the midriff.
Example: Look at that girl with the belly
button ring! She is so shumming. | I love
shumming in the summer, don't you?
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shump:
1.
the stuff remaining in a salad bowl after having
completed eating the salad.
2. Worthless or nonsensical collection of
objects.
Example: There was a huge amount of shump
in the closet.
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Shunk:
To
stuff something into something anyway even though
it doesn't quite fit.
[Cf. Procrustes, procrustean.
http://www.entrenet.com/~groedmed/greekm/mythproc.html]
The word has even more meaning when lubrication
would normally be used but was forgone.
Example: I watched as Billy tried to shunk
the puzzle piece into the puzzle.
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Shunnington:
a
place which is the opposite of Shangri-La, in
essence an Angry-La. So-called Christians
exercise their anger at those who have fled from
the flock via the cult-like practice of shunning.
Example: Because you have left that
religious group, you have elected to live in your
self-created Shunnington. Should you not leave,
you could very well become a Shunningtonite.
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Shunningtonistic:
relating
to or having the nature, symptoms, and/or
characteristics of anything to do with
Shunnington, that spiritual place in which a
person lives as a result of being victimized by
the practice of shunning.
Example: The practices of that
quasi-Christian group border of the
Shunningtonistic.
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Shunningtonite:
One
who lives in Shunnington, in that state of being
an outcast from a religious sect.
Example: The person living in a spiritual
place called Shunnington because of his breakaway
from a sick cultic group would be a
Shunningtonite.
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Shunningtonosis:
a
weakened spiritual state which has befallen one
as the result of cultic practice of shunning
which causes the victim to feel like a pariah, an
almost inexplicable form of spiritual psychosis.
Example: Because of leaving the
Christian-like cult and as a result of years of
being shunned, Buddy suffers from an acute form
of Shunningtonosis.
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shup:
Shut
up.
Example: Hey! Shup!
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shuped
(sh-a-pid): Outrageous,
dumb, stupid, etc
Example: What are you acting shuped for?
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shut
it down: Shut
up. To tell a person or group of people to be
quiet.
Example: You need to shut it down.
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shuttlecock:
A
sexually loose male. There are many such words
for females, but not for males. I submit this
one.
Example: He's such a shuttlecock, he's
slept with half the women in town.
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Shuush:
What
you do to someting....
Example: I schuushed all the stuff in the
drawer.
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shwa?:
Used
in times of confusion, similar to what?
Example: 1: (Talking jibberish no one can
understand.) 2: Shwa?
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shwack:
To
end, to kill, to make non-existent. Usually used
in violent actions. Shwacked.
Example: The A-10 fighter aircraft
shwacked several enemy soldiers with his 30mm
Gatlin gun.
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Shwag:
Really
bad.
Example: You won't wanna watch that, it's
completly shwag.
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shway:
Synonym
for cool, sweet, or awesome. From the cartoon
Batman Beyond
Example: You mean you're going to give me
that camera for free? Shway!
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shwing:
An
exclamation used by an innocent onlooker to
indicate that someone has just been insulted.
Usually accompanied by a wince.
Example: Shwing! Y
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shwip:
slick,
smooth, small, on the covert tip. can also
describe an action.
Example: I saw a guy on the subway today
with this shwip little camera.
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sick:
possessing
exceptional talent. bad-ass.
Example: You need to check out this band,
they have a sick bass player.
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Sick
is for the sleep and weak: Slurred
Sleep is for the weak and sickly, when one is
really really tired.
Generally spoken at sci-fi conventions at 4am.
Example: The con suite is closed, it's
time for bed.
Sick is for the sleep and weakly. It's still
early.
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sicknasty:
Only
the best of the best.
Example: You thought the catch was nasty?
No, that was sicknasty.
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sickophant:
A
freak of nature.
Example: You're a freakin' sickopohant.
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SICKUS:
used
when someone's/something's appearance is more
than just repulsive i.e. v unattractive
Example: that food/clothes/boy/etc is
sickus!
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side
wickered: pretty
much the same as half bubble off plumb
Example:
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sideass:
when
a girl has lovehandles
Example: She is having a little trouble
fitting in those jeans with that sideass.
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sidebrows:
Originally
a mistake for sideburns but transformed into a
word.
A person who has abnormally long eyebrows or
abnormally long sideburns.
You may refer to these sideburns/eyebrows as
sideburns.
Example: Did you check out Alex's
sidebrows?
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sideburns:
what
a woman has when she puts on a swimsuit but
hasn't been properly shaven or waxed
Example:
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sidewalk
sale: The
collection of people hanging outside a club after
it closes, hoping to get a date to finish off
their evening.
Example: There was this cute guy there at
the sidewalk sale, but someone else walked up to
him before I got up my nerve.
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SIDS:
Standing
In Doorways Syndrome. This refers to those
inconsiderate people who choose a doorway or
other restricted area to stop and have a
conversation or otherwise hold up the traffic.
Example: I'm sorry I'm late but I was held
up by a load of SIDS in the shops.
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sieve:
A
hockey goalie, often used as a chant during a
game for the opposing team's goalie referring to
him being full of holes and the ability for the
puck to easily pass into the net.
Example: Sieve! or The goalie is a sieve.
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sif:
Contraction
of as and if.
Example: And then the wheels flew off. Sif
that would ever happen.
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siffler:
the
part of a computer mouse that you take off to
clean it and it won't go back on again
Example: Can you come and help me fix the
siffler on my mouse?
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sift:
to
hang about doing nothing for extended periods of
time.
Example: What did you do today? Nothing,
just sifted about the place for a few hours.
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sifted
chair: A
soft chair that one sinks into and doesn't want
to get out of
Example:
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sightsee-sick:
The
Yes, old building, ancient...where do you get an
ice cream in this place? feeling when you´ve
visited 20 monuments in 3 days.
Loosely translated from the Dutch Monumentenmoe.
Example: This is a picture of a temple in
Egypt, no idea what it is or where it was,
because I was sightsee-sick when I took it.
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sigint:
Signals
Intelligence: Cryptographic espionage and code
breaking.
Example: The overwhelming majority of
American intelligence assets are culled by sigint
agencies like the N.S.A.
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sike-naw:
(v)
Being disappointed, embarrassed, or made a fool
of by an individual who abruptly does something
unexpected. Also, exclamation of the individual
who does this act when it occurs.
Example: Mollie pushed the down button.
When the elevator arrived, she saw that it was
full, but started to get in, anyway. Sike-naw!
yelled Charlie from the back of the elevator. And
Mollie was thus sike-nawed.
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silico:
Any
life form based on silicon, like intelligent
computers, androids or maybe even aliens, based
on silicon.
Example: TovarisSilicij is a silico.
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Silicon
Alley: n. -
The competitive technology sector based in New
York, NY.
Example: Although San Francisco continues
to draw new business, more and more technology
graduates are migrating to Silicon Alley.
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silkwyrm:
A
lucky dragon. A 6-legged dragon that spins a silk
cocoon to morph into a flying dragon.
Example: You're smart, you're beautiful,
you're wealthy. What you got, a silkwyrm?
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silliminarity:
Resemblance--sarcasm
about how closely unlike things are related.
Example: I've often noticed the
silliminarity between a chopstick and an
elephant.
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silly
rabbit: the
look of amused disbelief you give someone for
asking a stupid question, inspired by the trix
cereal commercials
Example: I asked if I could borrow his new
car and he gave the silly rabbit
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sillying:
Joking
around.
Example: When Franklin called the boy
squirt, he was'nt being mean--he was just
sillying.
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Silver:
Any
bit of change apart from pennies.
Example: Hey, I need some silver for the
toll booth.
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silverback:
Elderly
driver.
Example: That silverback can't even see
over the steering wheel.
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similarize:
To
make two or more things similar; the act of
making things similar.
Example: By comparing dollars to donuts,
you similarize two objects.
Finding similarities in them should be the
result.
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similie:
THIS
SPACE RESERVED. Submit the best description and
example for this misspelling of the word simile
and you will gain a measure of
immortality--(well, at least fifteen minutes of
tame infamy).
This spot corresponds to the 8000th word added to
the pseudodictionary.
The word submitted for this space was a
duplicate, so here's your chance.
Is a similie similar to a simile? Is a similie
something like a smiley?
(If it's similar to a smiley, show what it looks
like in ASCII characters.)
Or is it something else altogether?
Example: Send your description and example
to the editor's pseudoaddress
PDZJLVKSNXCW@spammotel.com.
This particular pseudoaddress will be shut down,
so jump in while you can.
PS. The spammotel software is a great way to get
an address that you can discard if it turns out
you get a lot of spam.
It's free at www.spammotel.com.
Oh, by the way, in several months of use the
spammotel people haven't done anything to cause
me to get any
spam either.
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simmadown:
Calm
down, chill, relax, take a breath
Example: You need to simmadown now.
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simple-sibyl:
A
woman who survives by the simpliest means
possible, i.e., trading sex for everything she
wants.
Example: Ex: She’s such a
simple-sibyl that she traded sex for some shrimp
scampi.
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simplexity:
The
emergence of complex, non-predictable behaviours
from simple initial conditions. The whole field
of chaos mathematics essentially revolves around
this concept.
Example: Weather algorithms demonstrate
classic simplexity. If one develops a system with
3 or 4 initial interacting parameters, it is
quite impossible to predict the outcome once the
algorithm is run.
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Simpsono:
Simpson
addict.
Example: You are Simpsono.
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Simstordonary:
(sim-store-don-ary)
any state in which a computer program manages to
simulate real life (that thing outside the box)
almost without fault (mainly refering to
graphics)
Example: 'Didja see Tiberium Sun's cut
scenes !? they were Simstordonary!'
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sin-laws:
The
parent or parents of a person you are
living-in-sin (cohabitating, shacking-up) with.
Example: I have to go over my sin-laws'
house this weekend with Suzie.
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sindrom:
From
a mispeling of syndrome, with much the same
meaning. Could be especially useful to refer to
infractions related to the seven deadly sings.
Can also involve generally immoral, unethical, or
unlawful behavior. Enron (WorldCom, Global
Crossing, Adelphia, etc.) Sindrom = Greed.
Clinton Sindrom = Lust.
Example:
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sinesthesia:
Committing
all seven deadly sins at once.
Example: I think I have sinesthesia--where
all seven deadly sins are combined. I covet
anger, envy sloth, and take pride in my greed and
lust.
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singing
to the choir: Telling
me something I already know.
Example: You are singing to the choir.
I've heard it before and I don't want to be
bothered hearing it again..
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singleton:
Non
gender specific term somewhat akin to spinster,
with less negative connotations (as popularized
by Helen Fielding in Bridget Jones's Diary).
Example: Just because you're a Singleton
doesn't mean you can't lead a normal fulfilling
life...
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Singlish:
The
Singaporean dialect of English. Liberally drop
adjectives, nouns, verbs
and practically anything you want from a
sentence, end with a lah, lor,
ah, eh and/or include words from any one of the
following languages:
Teochew, Hokkien, Cantonese and Malay, and you're
probably pretty close.
Example: Ah Beng: How come we walk walk
walk, still haven't reach ah?
Ah Seng: Wah lau eh, so far, of course take long
lah!
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singriluck:
To
plug one nostril and suck in through the other
for the purpose of clearing the nasal passage.
Example: I singrilucked really loud during
math class today.
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sinnerstatica:
Politically
correct word for the Christian Limbo.
Example: We prefer the term Sinnerstatica,
the eternally imprisoned entity said.
And we're not heathen sinners, we're
piety-challenged static souls, thank you very
much.
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Sinseriously:
To
be earnestly sincere, to be seriously honest.
Example: I know you don't believe me, but
I really did see that UFO, sinseriously.
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sinshield:
Just
as a windshield shields you from the wind as
you're driving along, a sinshield shields you
from sin as you drive through life.
Example: Turn on the sinshield wipers. I
can't see what's right and what's wrong.
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sinsister:
A
sinister, evil, malicious, sinful female.
Example: She was a sinsister who stole his
tools and left him with a bug he couldn't kill.
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Sique:
Sique
(pronounced sick) means very cool.
Example: Those were some sique moves you
pulled on your skateboard yesterday
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sitation:
Award
given to an outstanding website.
Example: Pseudodictionary was awarded a
sitation by English Online.
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sitch:
Situation.
Example: All right, here's the sitch.
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sitch:
Situation.
A bad personal issue that you and one of your
nearest and dearests have gotten yourselves into.
Usually causes major depression.
Example: I don't wanna go with you to the
café; Bob might be there and we've kind of got a
sitch.
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sitemare:
Website
and nightmare--to describe the horrible website
you're developing for a client who is probably
equally as horrible.
Example: A. Hey, how's the _______________
site going?
B. Ugh. It's a total sitemare.
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sitifacient:
This
is, I believe, an etymologically accurate word
meaning 'thirsty-making', and should be used by
pedants eating peanuts in pubs or bars. Invented
at my request by the late Dr. Anthony Ladd.
Example: Dean: Packet of sitifacient, Dr.
Picklegruber?
Dr.: Thank you, Dean. I don't mind if I do.
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sitiot:
The
person who sits directly in front of you in an
uncrowded theater or arena.
Example: I can't believe that sitiot just
sat there--let's move.
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sittin'
in tall cotton: Southern
U.S. expression meaning doing great or got it
made;
common variants add an h in sitting or use
initials SITC.
Example: Win the lottery and you'll be
sittin' in tall cotton.
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situwized:
another
way to say situated
Example: Let me get situwized.
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sixhead:
A
forehead, only larger. Also can be used to
describe the person with an abnormally large
forehead.
Example: Did you see his date? Whe was a
sixhead.
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sixteened:
Unpopulated
or to depart quickly.
For my cousin who would state, EVERY TIME, when
she would attend an event,
see a movie or go to a club where very few people
had shown up: Are you kidding?
There was like, sixteen people there.
Example: Odd that the bar should be so
sixteened on a friday night.
OR
After I told Maria Mark had planned on comming to
the party after he got off work,
she sixteened before midnight.
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sixty-six
and ninety-nine: Quotation
marks, from the way they look when written: 66
99. Mainly used in the learning processes of
young children.
Example: When you are quoting someoneput
sixty-six and ninety-nine around what they said.
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size
of Wales: British
Imperial measurement of area. Used to convey
biggness of ecological damage etc.
Example: The fire destroyed an area the
size of Wales in 6 hours.
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sizz:
The
sound made when wearing corduroy pants and
walking.
Example: At the winder fashion show for
seniors, the announcer could not be heard due to
the sizzing of the models.
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sizzlethighophobia:
The
fear of sitting down in shorts in a vehicle after
it has been sitting in the hot, summer sun.
Example: I knew that in the 90 degree
weather that the seats would be scorching.
Sizzlethighophobia caused me to
place towels under me before I sat down.
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skabibidibobidiska:
A
dance that is danced to while listening to ska
music.
Example: Me and my friend went
skabibidibobidiskaing at the discotec.
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skabid:
Shut
up, stop that noise. Used in the middle of
someone's sentence to interrupt her.
Example: Hey, Chris, how's the.... Skabid,
Chris said.
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skad:
a
lot, heaps, more than 100 but less than
1,000,000,000.
Example: Brian has skads of DVD's!
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skadroplaning:
While
driving, to apply hand brake whilst on gravel,
dirt or other viscuous though dry surfaces,
sending your vehicle into a slide--preferably
with a fish-tail action.
Example: Brad was driving down my dirt
road and left a mess from his obnoxious
skadroplaning.
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skag:
An
ugly woman. Similar to skank, but in this case a
shower isn't going to help.
Example: Did you see Mark's new
girlfriend? Geez, what a skag! My watch stopped.
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skank:
Dirty,
nasty-looking woman--haven't had a shower
forever.
Example: Did you see the skank who just
came in. The horror! The horror!
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skank:
Undescribable
ailment.
Example: I must have caught some sort of
skank at school. I feel like hell.
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skank
pants: The
tight black pants that girls wear to clubs.
Example: Skank pants really show your
assets--or your liabilities, as the case may be.
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skank
top: A
very skimpy tank top, usually white or
see-through.
Example: You can almost always see their
breasts through the skank tops.
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skankalous:
Something
you aren't supposed to be doing, because the
situation is skanky; filled with skanks.
Example: That party was skankalous; I
can't believe she invited those people.
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skankarilla:
Scantily
clad drama queen.
Example: Look what that skankarilla almost
has on.
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skankified:
To
be changed from a nice normal young girl into a
skanky ho.
Example: When Liana started going out with
that pimp, she got thoroughly skankified.
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skanking:
To
skank is to dance like a crazy person.
Example: I was skanking and couldn't stop.
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skankle:
Any
word that one writes in one's notes while falling
asleep during a lecture.
Example: Ooh, look. I came up with new
skankle in government today.
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Skanktastic:
A
girl you know you should stay away from but you
can't help yourself.
Example: I know I shouldn't go out with
Betty, but she sure is skanktastic.
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skanktopotomus:
A
fat hooker.
Example: Look at the hooker on the
corner--that's one very big skanktopotomus.
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skanky:
Smelly,
bad, or ugly.
Example: These sheets are starting to get
skanky. Guess I better change 'em since it's been
3 months now.
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skants:
A
skirt made from old pants.
Example: This pants didn't fit me anymore,
so I made some skants out of it
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skarejur:
1.
any small piece of bark, mulch, or plant matter
found in the backyard
2. anything pulled out of a nose
Example: I need a tissue for this scarjur.
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skaterprep:
Used
to describe an icredibly stupid teenager, usually
a male. This person takes the worst habits of the
steryotypical prep and the worst habits of the
steryotypical skater and combines them into a
horrid person that has no self-idenity
and likes crappy bands like Hoobastank and System
of a Down.
Example: Chris does a lot of drugs and
flunks all his classes, but he thinks he's a god.
He's a skaterprep.
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skawesome:
Awesome.
This is a cool word. I use it all the time:)
Example: Those are skawesome wheels you've
got there.
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Skay:
Slurred
pronunciation of It's okay
Example: Be right back, I just got a phone
call. Skay.
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skeazy:
A
cross between sleazy and skeevy. It means dirty,
unsanitary, and nasty.
Example: Let's eat somewhere else; this
bathroom is way too skeazy for me.
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skedaddle,
skidaddle: To
go away, or get out of the way.
Example: Now you kids skidaddle. We're
baking in here!
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skeeky:
Skanky
and creepy combination.
Example: That skeeky guy across the
street--the one dressed in the leather
thong--wants to have his picture taken with you.
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skeet:
To
mean short or really tight as in hugging the
skin. Or can be used as meaning cheap.
Example: His pants are really skeet. OR
Chris is so skeet he made me pay for it all.
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skeeve:
A
particularly disgusting (both physically and
personally) person,
often denoted by chimples (chest pimples) and
bacne (back acne).
Example: Don't ever talk to her again;
she's a total skeeve.
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skeeved:
To
be grossed-out in a particularly skin-crawling
way.
Example: Watching her eat that bug skeeved
me out!
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Skeevy:
Dirty,
gross
Example: I would never kiss him, I would
feel so skeevy afterwards!
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skeez:
To
lie to or to extremely exaggerate something.
Example: He tried to skeez me, but I could
tell he was lying through his teeth.
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skeezer:
A
woman who exploits her sexuality to obtain
favours from, or power over men.
Example: Stop batting your eyes at me;
you're acting like a skeezer.
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skeezy:
Irreputable,
low-quality, essentially the same as shady and
sketchy and sleazy.
Example: That porn shop on the corner of
Ghetto Avenue and 300th Street is pretty
skeezy-looking.
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skelltown:
A
bad neighborhood; the wrong side of the tracks.
Example: After getting lost, I found
myself in the middle of skelltown.
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skeptimistic:
Skeptical
+ optimistic. Optimistic, but with a bit of
skepticism thrown in.
Example: Our team's pretty good, but I'm a
bit skeptimistic about their chances of beating
Jenks.
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skerds:
The
rubber-like debris that's left after you've used
a pink or plastic eraser to remove pencil
markings on paper.
Example: A teacher can tell if a student
is unsure of test answers by taking note of the
volume of skerds remaining on the test paper and
on the student's desk.
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Skerfie:
The
state of being unshaven and in need of a shower.
Example: Paul, go shower and shave before
you leave the house--you're looking pretty
skerfie.
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sketch
ball: Someone
who's suspicious. For example, a kid who walks
out of a room, smelling like pot, with his hood
up and
sunglasses on.
Example: Look at that guy outside the
dorm! It's 4:30 in the morning. What a sketch
ball.
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sketchball:
A
weird guy who is socially inept, makes off-color
remarks,
does strange socially unacceptable things, and
has strange interests.
This is the guy at a party who talks to you and
scares you, not intentionally,
but he doesn't know any better, and you want to
leave real quick.
Example: Q. Did you see that guy dancing
to Duran Duran by himself in the workshop? A.
Yeah, what a sketchball.
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sketchpad,
fairyland: Places
where people go to drink or commit nefarious
acts--normally in the wilderness.
I have heard both used. Sketchpad is what we have
in art school.
Example: 1. You're soul has to be light
and gay to be able to find fairylands.
That's why you never see the cops there.
2. I'd rather not go there at this time of day.
I know I dropped my keys, but there's a reason we
call it the sketchpad.
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sketchy:
Anything
that isn't cool, predictable, funny, or chill.
Chill is the opposite of sketchy. Can be used
only as an adjective.
Example: After swerving to avoid hitting
another car, That was sketchy.
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sketchy:
Unsettling
or questionable.
Example: Check out that sketchy guy--no,
not him! The one with the chainsaw, doofus.
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sketti:
A
shorter word for spaghetti. Mostly used by young
kids, but can indeed carry over into adulthood.
Example: Are we having sketti for dinner?
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sketz:
adjective
used to describe a person who is either really
skinny or just perfect.
Example: While Shina was a tad overweight,
her best friend was sketz.
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skewif:
When
a clothing article is ill fitting or when you are
uncomfortable being covered by blankets, etc.
Example: Oh, yuk, this jumper is on
crooked and it's all skewif.
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Skewiffy:
Uneven,
unbalanced, crooked.
Example: The ruler slipped and the line
bob was drawing went skewiffy.
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skhorny:
Means
you're horny for a skate .
Example: I feel skhorny. Let's go skating.
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skid:
How
to tell your friend you want to leave without
hurting you host's feelings.
Example: Let's skid on out of here.
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skidding
out: Losing
it.
Example: I've been partying since New
Year's Eve and its nearly Australia Day.
It's taking its toll on my mind and body; too
much more of this and I'll be skidding out.
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Skiddy:
A
Script Kiddie (a kid who thinks he's a hacker)
Example: I was talking on ICQ and some
Skiddy threatened to fry my hard drive
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skiff:
To
go. Possible origin: It is possible that the
skiff used here was derived from the boat-like
skiff, which is known for quick movement.
Example: The bell’s about to ring.
We’d better skiff.
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skiffle:
An
argument, a row, a fight.
Example: They had another skiffle today
and now they aren't friends. Who would be after a
fight?
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Skiffy:
A
proper pronunciation of the horrible,
abbreviated, and improper reference to science
fiction, Sci-Fi. (Originated by members of the
Seattle's Northwest Science Fiction Society,
1976) [ED. As every proper science fiction fan
knows, the correct abbreviation for science
fiction is SF.}
Example: After work, want to go see a
skiffy flick?
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Skilla:
A
term used to describe anything that may be
pleasing.
Example: Skilla! That book was incredible.
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skimmer:
U.S.
Naval Term. Any naval crewman of a ship or craft
that operates on the surface of the water.
In common use in today’s U.S. Navy, this
informal term derives from one meaning of the
verb skim,
meaning “To glide or pass quickly over or
along (a surface).”
It is one of three terms that very generally
classifies a sailor into one of the three levels
on
which the Navy operates and fights: below the sea
(bubbleheads), on the sea (skimmers),
and above the sea (airdales).
See also in the Pseudodictionary: Bubblehead,
Airdale.
Example: One submariner speaking to
another about a sailor on a surface ship:
“Ah, what does he know about submarines.
He’s a skimmer.”
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skimp:
An
individual who is not forthcoming with her own
effects; niggardly; stingy--or one who tells
half-truths
Example: Don't be such a skimp, let me
have one of your french fries for cryin' out
loud!
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Skin
Filled: TV
series Seinfield.
Example: Uh oh, Skin Filled is on.
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skin-flink:
A
skin show, or flick, accented by the many colors
of ink in tattoos.
Example: His skin-flink wowed all the
young kids.
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skinmug:
A
pubescent youth. An inexperienced young punk.
Example: Yo, Skinmug, you ain't skinnin',
so you damn sure better be holding a leg. Go get
the toolbox and make your young ass useful.
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skinny:
older
term for whazzup in the Midwest
Example: What's the skinny?
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skinny
minny: A
person who is lanky, skinny, doesn't eat very
much-- often used sarcastically.
Example: Okay, hands off the donuts,
skinny minny.
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skip:
Lowest
form of script kiddie, highlighted by low
intelligence and lack of knowledge of computer
systems.
Commonly found trying to crack cable modem users.
Generally have big mouths.
Example: A: So, did that loudmouth skip on
IRC ever do anything to your computer, like he
said?
B: He just tried some outdated overflow trick.
Just some skip.
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skitcher:
A
person who is highly agitated, unstable,
unpredictable or generally terrifying in a stop
and go type fashion. Meant to be screeched slowly
and dramatically in a high-pitched horror movie
voice in reference to the appropriate individual
(only when appropriate, of course). Can also be
used to scare small children.
Example: See that guy over there with the
twitch who one minute is sleeping in a heap by
the parking meter and the next minute is lurching
unexpectedly towards random strangers? Skitcher!
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skitter,
skidder: One
who skids; derogatory term for loser, often used
like scumbag, lowlife.
Example: That welfare mother is skidding.
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Skitterback:
To
make a clicking noise in the same way one taps a
can of chewing tobacco, by holding the middle
finger and thumb together, and flicking the
wrist, to make the index finger collide with the
other two fingers to produce a snapping noise.
The practice originates in (don't laugh)
Morehead, Kentucky, where two students invented
it in order to annoy a teacher
(let's get her back). It is now used also to
honor things that one deems cool.
Example: Whoah, Pizza Hut, skitterback
son! *click click click*
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skittle:
An
extremely inconspicuous act of revenge that
results in no real harm done, but nevertheless
provides the person seeking revenge with a sense
of satisfaction.
Example: Tom forgot to take the trash out,
so I left him a skittle--I moved the bookmark
seven pages in the book he's reading.
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skitzie:
Hyper,
overactive. The opposite of calm. In need of
medication.
Example: Does she ever slow down? She is
just so skitzie.
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Skivalitis:
Medical
condition suffered by UK schoolchildren. Symptoms
include no nausea, no high temperature, and no
feverishness. In short, they are skiving.
Example: Where's John today? Skivalitis,
Miss.
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skivee:
Another
word for dirty skank.
Example: You want nothing to do with her.
Trust me! She is a skivee!
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skiwompis:
Used
to describe something that is really**2 messed up
when you have no clue what is wrong with it.
Example: This stupid bike is all
skiwompis.
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skizzillisms:
A
collection of extreme skills.
Example: I just came back from the
skateboarding competition, and those skaters had
mad skizzillisms.
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skleemwasch:
The
sound made by eyes rolling.
Example: I could hear a skleemwasch as
Sarah rolled her eyes.
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sklunklish:
general
moodiness; dyspepsia of the spirit; non-specific
disgust or aggravated boredom. Originally heard
in the film The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer,
uttered by Shirley Temple--apparently hepslang in
upper middle class high schools in the late
1940s.
Example: Woke up feeling sklunklish, just
stayed in bed all morning.
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skmath:
n. a
generic term for people who work at fast food
restaurants to help finance their post secondary
education.
Example: lets go to pita pit and visit
skmath!
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skoad:
A
suggestion to action or movement.
Presumably a contraction of Let's go, dude.
Generally used only by those of diminished
capacity.
Example: Dude, there's a keg at Reek's!
Skoad
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skoal:
(v)
To drink or guzzle. From a Swedish toast where
all participants call out Skoal! and then consume
the entire drink.
Example: Don't skoal that Dr. Pepper,
Adam. You'll get the hiccups.
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skoeat:
Used
as an invitation to dine.
Example: Are you hungry? I'm starving,
let's skoeat.
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Skomie:
A
person who is a half skater and half Homie.
Example: Those skomies can't bust good
tricks.
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skonan:
So,
go on and...
Example: You chilluns just skonan go tuh
church an' I'll have somethin' otha fo' ya t'eat
when ya gits back.
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Skoot:
Cool.
Example: That's a very skoot skateboard.
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skootch:
slide
over, move
Example: skootch over a bit, so I can sit
down
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skorpulls:
The
little white bumps on your tongue.
Example: Why do I have so many skorpulls
when I'm going on a date?
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skosh:
a
small amount.
Example: I'll just have a skosh of pasta.
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skrauncho:
Skanky,
raunchy hoe. {Ho, ho?}
Example: Are you jealous of the attention
that skrauncho is getting?
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Skrilla:
Money,
Loot, Chedda.
Example: whut up ninjaz,I gots the skrilla
fo' rilla, I'll take care of the chizeck
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Skritch:
To
scratch an itch
Example: I had to strich reaaly bad at
work today!
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skrug:
Refers
to a small patch of carpet which has been soiled
by falling coffee,
and will be ignored in the hope that evaporation
will do our dirty work for us.
Primarily used as an stand alone expletive, but
can be used as a modifier for other more common
expletives.
Example: Skrugging 'ell, I've spilled my
Sanka.
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skugly:
Cool
Example: Lance Bass of 'NSYNC is sooo
skugly!
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skull
drag: A
tedious and boring task.
Example: That Web site functionality
meeting was a real skull drag...I could hardly
stay awake.
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skull-and-crossbones:
A
particularly dreadful client or person with whom
you no longer want to do business or have
contact.
Example: When he refused to pay me for my
work, he became a skull-and-crossbones file.
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skull-testing
question: A
tough one, you'll really have to think hard to
come up with a good answer.
Example: I'll need a minute or two--that's
real skull-testing question
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Skullet:
A
balding mullet.
Example: The dickhead at the bar was
sporting a skullet.
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skumb4gitis:
Inflammation
of the mouse hand. (AOL users only)
Example: Jimmy had to cancel his AOl
account because he had chronic skumb4gitis.
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skump:
Someone
who wears really shoddy shoes.
Example: Look at Homer's shoes, he's a
skump.
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skun:
To
remove the skin of an animal.
Example: I skun all the rabbits.
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skunge:
a
buildup of mud and rain water that is most often
found in schools or other public places
Example: The skunge at our old school was
so thick, you would slip on it.
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Skunk
Ape: Slang
for Bigfoot or a really tall girl
Example: Dang she's tall. Yea, she a
straight up Skunk Ape.
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skunked:
A
beverage product which has a vile, stomach
churning taste resulting from mold, decay, or
some sort of bacterial growth.
Usually refers to especially vile beer that
wasn't taken care of properly.
Example: You left the beer in the hot sun?
It's probably skunked now.
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skunty:
Someone
who's rude, boorish, and suffers from poor
hygiene to boot.
Example: Spike thinks she's so tough and
punk rock, but really she's just skunty.
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skupine:
A
mixture of the bad parts of a skunk and a
porcupine. Smelly, spiky, and annoying.
Example: Mich's a skupine.
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skutch:
A
word I made up for the times when things are in a
real mess. As such, it defies a description.
Example: This traffic-jam is a real
skutch-up. This last wind storm really skutched
things up.
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skutch:
To
move or get out of the way.
Example: I often tell my dog to skutch
when he's underfoot. He seems to understand.
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Skvvveeeeeeeshhee!:
Noise
one must always emit when squeezing juice or
liquids from a small object, esp. food.
Example: When holding a little smokie,
grasp it with your thumb and index finger and
say, Skvvveeeeeeeshhee!
and watch the juices flow.
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skycastles:
Nominally
non-conformist. Descriptive of a person who, in
his or her attempt to be original, has simply
shifted group affiliations (e.e.c many goths,
punks, bikers, or whiggers). Comes from the
phrase building castles in the sky.
Example: Chris: Did you see Jerry? What's
with the spiked hair? I thought he liked 60s
rock.
John: Man, Jerry's gone all skycastles.
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skyclad:
A
person carousing in the nude; clad only by the
sky.
Example: Jeanine, prancing skyclad about
the poolside, looked heavenly in the most
attractive shade of cirrus.
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skydock:
Orbiting
equivalent of a naval drydock.
Example: Looking over the damage to the
starship, the engineer said, She'll be a week in
skydock.
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Skygroundsky:
From
mountain biking, esp. downhilling.
To crash in such a way that your field of vision
switches very fast between the sky
and the ground several times.
Example: Bert: What kept you on that last
section?
Ernie: I skygroundsky'd on the second dropoff.
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skynni:
Something
very cool.
Example: That new movie is so skynni.
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slab:
Very,
very long, straight stretch of highway, extremely
boring to drive on.
Example: Let's get off of this slab and go
through some small towns.
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slab:
A
carton containing 24 stubbies (small bottles) of
beer. Australian slang.
Example: Hey Rob, could you pick up a slab
of VB from the shop?
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Slack:
Street
parlance meaning nasty.
Example: That is one slack hamburger.
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slacker:
A
person who is so slow she falls behind at
anything that needing speed.
Example: When we were walking, we got
behind a slacker who made us late for the movie.
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slackracker:
A
slacker who is verbally dysfunctional and
slow-witted.
Example: No one can understand a word
you're saying. You're being a slackracker.
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Slagified:
A
person who dresses in a slutty way.
Example: Do I look slagified in this?
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slam:
Excellent.
Good.
Example: That dessert was slam, Melba.
{Peach Melba. I got it.}
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slammin:
Cool,
approvingly.
Example: Your new shoes are slammin.
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slammin':
used
in place of the overused word cool, or neat. Used
to describe something you like.
Example: I loved how you put that rude guy
back in his place. That was slammin'!
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Slamo:
The
way Anakin Skywalker calls people Slime-ball.
Example: Nice one, slamo!
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slanguage:
slang
+ language, need I say more....?
Example: What slanguage do you speak?
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slantendicular:
Neither
upright nor flat; neither vertical or horizontal.
Example: The Leaning Tower of Pisa is the
worlds's most famous slantendicular building.
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slantered:
To
be extremely drunk.
Example: We got so slantered at that
party.
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Slap
me sideways (and call me: Expression
of astonishment.
Example: Slap me sideways! I'm on a diet
and I gained four pounds.
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slap
me up: Give
me a high five.
Example: Nice shot. Slap me up.
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slap-nuts:
A
derogotory term used to insult someone.
Example: Listen Up Slap Nuts if you dont
shape up I am going to fire you.
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slap-pack:
The
trunk of a car, most accurately used in
describing such of an old or worn-down car.
Example: You want to go golfing? Throw
your clubs in the slap-pack and we'll hit the
road.
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slap-your-mother-fabulous:
Used
to describe something extraordinary.
Example: This website is
slap-your-mother-fabulous.
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slapdog:
Buddy,
homeboy, or a good friend.
Example: What are you doing, slapdog?
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slapper:
an
alternative word for a slut
Example:
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slapping
fiesta: To
hit a person with the insides of the hands
numerous times in the face. Usually initiated
after victim has said/done something to upset the
administrator of the slap.
Example: Billy drew on my paper so I gave
him a slapping fiesta.
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slapping
the cobra: Provoking
someone or something. From going to the zoo and
slapping the glass of the cobra cage to see if it
will put its hood up and spit.
Example: Every time I see that 20-year old
twit, Amber, I feel like slapping the cobra.
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slappy:
When
one is prone to slapping others for unknown
reasons; or for sheer self-amusement.
Example: Why you gotta be so slappy?! What
the hell did I do?
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slash:
Same-gender
affection/smut fan fiction stories written about
characters who are not in a
same-gender relationship in the actual TV
show/movie/whatever.
Example: One of the oldest and most common
pairings in slash is Kirk/Spock (read Kirk slash
Spock).
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slashdot:
v.
to generate enough activity to bring a system to
it's knees, specifically a webserver. From the
site slashdot.org, whose news stories are links
to other sites, which then almost immediately bog
down.
Example: I was going to read that cool
article, but the site's slashdotted. Anywhere
there's a natural disaster and relatives try to
call loved ones, the phone system gets
slashdotted.
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Slashdotized:
When
you're being overloaded by an incredible amount
of sessions on your webserver.
Example: Hey, Matt, my website was
slashdotized this weekend.
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Slat:
A
dollar, a buck.
Example: The tab was 12 dollars. I threw
down a double sawbuck which left her with a fin
and 3 slats for a tip.
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slater:
Contraction
of See you later.
Example: Slater, Paul.
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Slaveway:
employer
slang for Safeway (a food store). This term was
in use in the '70s. I don't know if it is
currently used.
Example: I'll have to miss the show.
They've got me on afternoons at Slaveway.
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Slayage:
The
act of slaying...to have slain
Example: From the Jossverse of BtVS We had
major slayage tonight Giles.
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slazzy:
Poorly
attempting to dress nicely.
Possible origin: Combination of snazzy (nicely
dressed) and sleazy (poorly dressed).
Example: Christine looked very slazzy when
she entered the fancy restaurant.
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sleavage:
Much
like the cleavage on a woman only instead of
having a low cut dress the arm holes are large.
Example: Looking from the side her
sleavage was quite pleasing.
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sleaze-train:
A
group of all males or all females who go out with
the express aim of picking up...passengers.
Example: Hey, guys, we ridin' the
sleaze-train tonight?
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sleazium:
A
fictitious mineral which, taken as a dietary
supplement, will promote dishonesty, corruption,
and generally shoddy behavior. Occurs in the
phrase sleazium mine, denoting a corrupt
commercial enterprise.
Example: I couldn't bring myself to accept
the bribe; I guess I didn't get my daily minimum
requirement of sleazium at breakfast this
morning.
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Sleep
Depardieu: Describes
how during an all night party session people
mysterously becme more attractive. Named after
Gérard Depardieu, a man considered handsome by
the French. May also be referred to as a Gérard.
Example: Q. Who was that Gérard I saw you
with last night?
A. Eek! Don't ask me. I was suffering from Sleep
Depardieu.
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Sleep-show:
Describes
someone who can, or will
fall asleep all the time.
Example: My brother fell asleep on a
rollercoaster. What a sleep-show.
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Sleeper:
Hot
Rod slang. A car that doesn't look like much, but
is actually really fast.
Example: When I pulled up to the light, I
saw this grandma car in the next lane, so I
didn't worry. Then the light turned, and it just
smoked me off the line. Man what a sleeper.
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sleepilerious:
When
one wakes up from a long nap after oversleeping
and is not exactly half-asleep,
but is still too tired to perform simple tasks
with ease. Also includes stumbling around.
Example: Rip VanW spilled a glass of
orange juice 'cause he was still sleepilerious
after his 12-hour nap.
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sleeptard
(ed): when
one has had little sleep and is slap happy
Example: I am such a sleeptard today, I
was up all night last night
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sleepy
ha ha's: When
you are so tired everything is funny and you
can't stop laughing you have the sleepy ha ha's.
Example: It's 4:00 and Sam can't stop
laughing. She has a case of the sleepy ha ha's.
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sleppy:
Slut+preppy,
a word my boyfriend and I created to describe the
crowd at this chain bar Fado.
Example: The rolled up J. Crew shirt with
the low-rise khakis really completes the sleppy
look on that
sorority girl at the bar.
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slerm:
the
slimy substance found under a bar of soap when
left wet.
Example: When she went to pick up the soap
she discovered that she found a handful of slerm.
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sliceage:
The
amount of slices in a pizza, pie, etc.
In the same way that acreage is used to describe
the size of an area of land.
Example: We don't care if we get two small
pizzas or one large pizza as long as we get the
same sliceage.
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Slick
50: Sellout.
A friend who stabs you in the back.
Example: Sam is a slick 50.
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Slick
Woopens: A
name for anybody who thinks he is overly strong,
good-looking, etc.
Example: Hey, you're not as hot as ya'
think, Slick Woopens!
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slickapy:
very
slippery and slick
Example: The road is slickapy.
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slickery:
Something
that you just can't get a handle on. Also,
something that you can't hold on to.
Example: It was too slickery to hold on
to, and it dropped to the floor. OR Ain't he just
a little too slickery to be President?
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slideways:
To
move sideways in a sliding manner. Possible
origin: Found in an old Nissan ad, it was
referring to their latest invention: the sliding
van door.
Example: Our new vehicle doors move up,
out, and even slideways.
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slig
slag: A
wannabe punk rocker
Example: Matt is always spiking his hair.
What a slig slag.
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slimulate:
To
lose weight quickly and significantly
Example: I need to slimulate before the
holidays so I can wear my new dress.
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slingo:
Slang
lingo. Your vocabulary of slang.
Example: Janna's slingo is made up
entirely of words she and her roommates made up.
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slinkster:
Something
really cool
Example: Wow, that was a slinkster band
tonight.
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slipcake:
At
NIU (Northern Illinois) they have cheese cake and
just about anyone who gets it ends up dropping it
on the floor.
Example: As I saw him pick a piece of
slipcake my friends and I started laughing
because we knew he was going to drop it.
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slipchip:
The
little pieces of soap that are too small to
lather with.
Example: Check out Jeff! He is such a
tightwad, he saves up his slipchips in an old
sock and bathes with it.
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Slipper-Hero:
A
person who talks tough but is really whipped. A
person who says they were in Vegas when they
really were vacuuming the house in pink bunny
slippers.
Example: Mike has to get permission from
his juice-chicken to play golf. He's a
slipper-hero.
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Slipping:
Used
in place of sleeping
Example: Stop slipping and wake up
already.
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slippy:
Truncated
form of slippery.
Example: Be careful on your commute to
work; the ice storm made the roads slippy.
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slirt:
Slirt
is a insulting term synonymous with shmo, jerk,
kneebiter, etc. Originally this word was found
carved into a tree and has been researched for
the past three years to discover its true
meaning, history, and purpose.
Example: Why don't you go shut up, slirt.
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slirty:
all
things good about girls
Example: keight is slirty.
i feel very slirty today.
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Slitt:
Something
Lost In The Translation. Mostly used in anime
films.
Example: This show has way too many slitts
in it.
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sloat:
a
lazy person, originating from bruce sloat. can
also be used as an adjective: sloaty.
Example: get out of bed, don't be a sloat.
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slobberknocker:
a
great battle b/w two equal forces (often used to
describe wrestling matches)
Example: Lennox Lewis vs. Mike Tyson would
be quite a slobberknocker.
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slobilicious:
indescribably
delightfully wonderful. usually used to describe
someone you like, a lot.
Example: you, my dear, are slobilicious.
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sloggy:
Slow
and groggy, how a not-a-morning person feels when
she wakes up.
Example: You are so sloggy in the morning
it's impossible to get you out of bed.
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Slombin:
Used
to describe an attractive person of the opposite
sex.
Example: Did you see that girl at the bar
last night? She was slombin.
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sloog:
Hung
out, mooched around.
Example: Q. So what were you doing last
night?
A. I just slooged about.
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sloptical
illusion: when
something is visibly unlcear because interference
from a messy source
Example: I couldn't tell what happened
here due to a sloptical illusion
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slore:
A
slut, tramp, or prostitute. Origins
self-explanatory.
Not to be confused with Sloar, a creature defined
by Louis Tulley from Ghostbusters.
Example: Michael's new girlfriend is just
a slore. Just look at how she dresses.
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sloshed:
Completely
drunk.
Example: I am going out this weekend and
get well sloshed.
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Slow
Grinder: A
slow driver.
Example: I hate being stuck behind slow
grinders.
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slowful:
To
move in a DELIBERATELY slow manner.
Example: Even though I gave him an hour's
notice, Tyrone was slowful in getting ready for
the show.
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slu:
A
name you call someone who has just been schooled
(knocked or made fun of harshly).
Example: (Someone makes a fool of you.)
Then a bystander would say, Ya slu.
It can also be used as, You just got slued.
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Slubby:
The
opposite of chubby.. to be skinny...
Example: that girl is so slubby... said
the increadibly chubby guy.. (??)
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Sludge:
Basically
just a slang word for coffee - filter stuff, not
the instant variety and it has to have been
sitting for a while. Freshly made coffee isn't
really sludge because it actually tastes good.
Example: Anyone fancy a cup of sludge?
How long's that sludge been sitting there?
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Sluggite:
Word
used for naming someone who reads the comic strip
Sluggy Freelance by Pete Abrams (so we're not
copyright infringing)
Example: Bill is a hugetime sluggite.
Thats all he does.
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slurby:
What
results when you run over one of those annoying
furbys.
Example: Poor little guy. Now he's a
slurby under that guy's tire.
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slurch:
a
slimey nocturnal creature found in the flatlands
of Vulgaria.
A person who exhibits subhuman or dishonest
behaviour.
Example: Hey, Bob, that a slurch in yer
pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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slurd:
That
nasty triangular frozen slush blob that gathers
behind the wheels and up under the fenders of
cars.
But not in Vancouver, I suppose.
Example: It is best to kick off your
slurds in someone else's driveway.
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slurpage:
Any
kind of a drink, including water
Example: I need some slurpage, I'm dying
of thirst.
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slurpee-burn:
The
headache you receive from drinking a Slurpee too
quickly.
Example: Oh, man, I just got a
slurpee-burn from that ice cream.
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slurpies:
The
excess soda left on the rim of the can after
taking a sip.
A large percent of slurpies is your spit.
Example: You can take a sip, but get rid
of your slurpies afterwards.
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slurps:
any
type of drink
Example: I'm thirsty. I'm gonna get me
some slurps.
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slut
wellies: Knee
high leather boots worn by young women looking to
get drunk and laid.
Example: She's going out tonight and needs
to put her slut wellies on to wade to the bar.
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slutch:
Slutty
bitch. A promiscious girl with a bad attitude.
Example: God, what a slutch she is.
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slutpop:
A
musical genre that includes pop acts such as
those of the scantily dressed Britney Spears and
Christina Aguleira.
Example: My slutpop collection is growing
now that I just bought the new DREAM CD.
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slutty-man-whore:
To
do stuff ineffectually and uselessly, frequently
annoying to other people.
Example: Hank, quit slutty-man-whoring
around the kitchen and help me wash the cat.
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slutzigna:
Any
completely useless game, website, book, etc.
Example: That website you told me about is
slutzigna!
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sma:
A
very attractive girl who is slightly stuck up.
Example: I sat next to a real beauty in my
psych class today, but she wouldn't talk to me.
She must be a sma.
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Smack:
Talking
complete and utter nonsense.
Example: Nader,I just got my medical
license and pilot's license at the same time!
Kevin,You got both in one day? Yeah Right, stop
talking all that smack!
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smack:
A
moron.
Example: What the hell are you babbling
about, smack?
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smack:
An
individual who is fawning or obsequious to
persons in positions of authority in an attempt
to curry favor.
Example: He actually picks up the
manager's dry cleaning for him; what a smack.
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smack
dab: Used
as an emphasis to the center of something.
Usually accompanied by in the center of or in the
middle of
Example: The flower arrangement was smack
dab in the center of the table.
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smackdown:
Said
when someone is attempting to pick up someone
else.
Example: Look at Sean laying the smackdown
on Sally.
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Smackeroonie:
A
bad surprise.
Example: Gertrude had a smackeroonie when
she got home to find her cat on fire.
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smackie:
office
version of popular smacked ass
Example: Oh, you are such a smackie
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smackle:
All
the crap that collects on the floor of a movie
theater.
Example: The movie was great, but I needed
a knife to get all the smackle off my shoes.
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smallen:
To
reduce in size; the opposite of enlarge
Example: You think the logo is too big?
Gimme a second and I'll smallen it.
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smallerize:
fx
of the left-most window control button on the
title bar, also flat-line
Example: Click this button to smallerize
the Excel file window.
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smallerize:
If
something is too large and you want to make it
tiny, you smallerize it.
Example: The piece of food was too big to
fit into my mouth, so I had to take my knife and
smallerize it.
The sheet of paper was too large to fit into the
envelope, so I had to smallerize it by folding it
in half.
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smallhead:
If
someone is sitting in front of you and
obstructing your view, you may ask them to do
smallhead; it is much the same as down in front.
Example: I can't see the TV if you're
sitting there--unless you do smallhead.
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smallitize:
To
shrink something.
Example: Maybe if I wash this shirt in hot
water, it'll smallitize.
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smaptastic:
A
variant of the word spam, combined with
fantastic, to express disgust at a useless post.
Example: That last post was smaptastic,
nothing but three lines of pap.
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Smarch:
The
stupid month between March and April that is
invariably cold.
Example: Smarch is always sneaking up on
me.
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smarkle(d):
verb
form: to mark/circle something (for example a
date on a calender)
adjective form: to have been marked or circled
Example: Yes, Miss Kensington, I smarkled
you down for an appointment on the 15th at 3:oo
p.m. -or- Yeah I smarkled my name to be sure
she'd see it.
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smarm:
The
ring of brown, smelly, sweaty stain that appears
around the inside of a well-worn baseball cap.
Example: You should wash that hat, it's
full of smarm. OR The smarm on my hat is hard and
crusty.
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smarme:
Funny,
happy, smiling, excellent, joyful, marvelous, etc
Example: I am happy. I am smarme.
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Smartacus:
A
male who is smart...and suave, courageous,
charming in any way. Frequently used in a flirty
way to gently tease. It can also replace the word
smartass, when said using a sarcastic tone.
Example: Hey there, Smartacus. Whatcha
readin'? OR Shutup, Smartacus! Paris is NOT the
capital of Algeria!
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smartasstic:
A
hybrid of the word smartass and sarcastic meaning
a personality trait consisting of the two.
-tastic also implies a sadistic delight from
aquiring this trait.
Example: The need to anger an opposing
force causes me to become extremely smartasstic
during confrontation.
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smarticus:
An
idiot, usually used as an insult.
Example: Smarticus, what were you
thinking?
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Smartie
artie: a
smart ass
Example: yeah look here smartie artie
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Smashling:
A
person who plays Super Smash Brothers or Super
Smash Brothers Melee.
Example: Those smashlings are so obsessed
with Super Smash Brothers.
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smaze:
Smog
and haze.
Example: It's another smazy day in LA.
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smeaged:
Screwed
up or trashed. Appropriate for mixed or office
environments.
Example: Well that computer is smeaged. He
really smeaged up that project.
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smee:
It's
me.
Example: Hi, smee again.
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smeg:
A
versatile and generic term of non-endearment,
can be used as an expletive, or as a word to
describe someone or something unpleasant.
Example: 1. Why don't you smeg off to
where you came from.
2. My mouth always feels a bit smeggy in the
morning.
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smek:
An
exclamation of dismay and/or annoyance.
Example: Smek! That dingo ate my baby!
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Smelster-Boy:
A
person who comes to school smelling like crap.
Example: Aron came to school without
taking a bath and everyone called him a
smelster-boy.
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smerk:
To
take an exam or final knowing you'll fail, but
not being bothered because you did so well on the
coursework that you'll still pass a class.
Example: The administration has not yet
given me a convincing reason not to smerk my way
through this huge exam.
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smess:
To
send an SMS to someone over with one's cellular
phone.
Example: I smessed George yesterday, but
he hasn't answered me.
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smetal:
Referring
to all false metal.
Example: Q: How do you classify the new
Puddle of Mudd single?
A: It's smetal.
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smeventy-smeven:
A
conversation where two people stimulate each
other intellectually and creatively in a way that
feels almost sexual, but isn't explicitly sexual
at all.
Example: I caught Joan on ICQ last night
and we had a little smeventy-smeven about
arcologies and how they would work. It was great.
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smexy:
Intellectually
sexy. Sexy in a way that is divorced from one's
body.
Example: Joan was an exciting, lively
chat-room conversationalist, with an active and
creative mind. Billy found her quite smexy.
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smidgen:
a
very small amount; similar to a dab
Example: My ice cream sundae needed just a
smidgen more chocolate syrup to be perfect.
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smife:
A
combination of smart and wife.
I used this word (not so eloquently) to tell my
husband how intelligent I was. [Eloquently enough
for me.]
Example: Lucky for him he has a smife, or
he'd be in a lot of trouble.
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smiggle:
A
slow smile that lights up the face and then turns
to a mischievous giggle
Example: From a distance, she watched the
the little boys trying on their mother's
high-heeled shoes;
amused, she slowly let out a smiggle.
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Smiley:
The
feeling where you walk around just smiling at
everyone and everything for no apparent reason.
Example: The whole week before school got
out I was feelin' smiley.
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smilk:
tap
water that looks more like milk (thanks to the
chemicals) than actual water.
Example: mmm, i'd like a glass of smilk,
please.
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smite:
To
beat something up.
Example: If you say that one more time I
will smite you mightily.
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smitted:
Submitted,
a mispronounced form.
Example: I smitted the new schedule
yesterday.
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smittenenza:
a
complication of infatuationitis (see: 'i').
Usually caused a person to view the other as a
definite object of affection and there's no
possible way of the infected person to survive
without the carrier
Example:
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smog:
To
idle a car in a traffic jam for an extended
amount of time.
Example: I can't help it! said Kelly into
her cellphone. I know I'll be late, but I'm
smogging the stupid highway.
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smoke:
To
murder someone with a gun.
Example: Chris keeps it up and he'll be
smoked.
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smokemosphere:
the
air in a room or bar in which there are cigarette
smokers present
Example: The smokemosphere in this room is
so thick that we should open a window.
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smoker:
Someone
who had deep thoughts about death and the human
condition in her youth but later forgot.
Example: Oh! I already lit a cigarette, so
I guess I'll just have to smoke it.
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smokerette:
a
cigarette
Example: Hey, bum me a smokerette.
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smokey
treat: a
cigarette
Example: Would you like to go outside for
a smokey treat?
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smokin-poptarts:
A
phrase to say when you are excited, astonished,
amazed, mad, etc. Usually used as an exclamatory.
Example: Smokin-poptarts! That is so
amazing.
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smokitive:
A
young child's word when he couldn't think of the
word cigarette.
Example: The woman was looking for a, you
know, a smokitive.
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smomidibah:
Smomidibah
can be used to describe a general sense of
well-being, not bad, not great, but just right.
However, it can also be used as just something to
mutter under one's breath (or out loud) when one
is bored or wants to freak out one's friends.
Know to cause many stares and giggles.
Example: Hey, Tangman, How ya doin'?
Smomidibah, baby.
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smooch:
Wayyy
better than kissing. Smooches, smooching,
smoochable, smoochfest, smoochy, smoocherific.
Delightfully onomatopoeiac word. If you're sayin'
it, you're practically doin' it.
Example: Go on, say smooch slowly and see
if you don't close your eyes and pucker.
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smooge:
Whatever
it is that has managed to land on your person.
Example: Jim was eating pudding and he now
has some smooge on his shirt.
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smoothtastrophe,
smoothtastrop: A
catastrophe involving the making of a smoothie.
Example: Nick: Well, first we ran out of
mix, and then we ran out of ice. I finally got
ice, but then the blender broke. We fixed the
blender, but then the cup broke. James: What a
smoothtastrophy.
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smore:
A
campfire treat consisting of graham crackers,
Hershey's chocolate, and a marshmellow, short for
saying May I have some more?
Example: Smore, please.
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smorgasbeard:
Beard
full of bits of various foods.
Example: After Thanksgiving dinner, be
sure to comb through your smorgasbeard to clear
it of debris.
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smot:
Support
Me On This
Example: Now, SMOT. I don't think Jim
should be in charge.
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smotch:
The
loud smacking sound your lips make when chewing
with your mouth open!
Example: Don't smotch so loud at the
dinner table!
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smothercate:
A
combination of smother and suffocate. Popular use
in Northern England.
Example: Take that bag off your head,
you'll smothercate.
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SMRT:
Made
famous by Homer (Simpson), now used to describe a
struggling team at the Canada FIRST Robotic Games
Example: Wow, look at team PHYRE, they're
out of this world! Ya, and look at Saint Mary's
over there, they're so SMRT!
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smspionage:
The
covert actions of spies when carried out via
mobile phone text messages.
Example: Claus was a master of smspionage.
His cellphone harboured so many secrets it was on
the FBI's most wanted list.
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smuddle:
n. a
combination of a smooch and a cuddle, if used
between lovers, or something in-between them -
but not quite either one - if used between
friends.
Example: wanna smuddle together on the
couch and watch an old movie together?
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smuggity:
The
quality of being smug.
Example: He was sitting there, exuding
smuggity.
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smuggle:
To
smooch and huggle simultaneously.
Example: Now that I'm married I only
smuggle my husband.
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smunch:
what
happens to your car when you run into something.
from smush and crunch
Example: I smunched up my fender!
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smurf:
A
word that can be substituted for any other word.
Example: My computer was so smurfed that I
had to hit it with a big smurf.
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smurf:
Name
used for a child.
Example: Awww, look at that l'il smurf!
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smurf
brain: A
blue foam dryer sheet that gets thread tangled
around it. It comes out looking like a little
blue brain.
Example: When I opened the clothes dryer,
I found smurf brain.
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smurfey:
The
way a room or area feels when it is humid and
sticky.
Example: It's to smurfey to mow the lawn
today.
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smurfware:
Any
program or code that's dumbed down or cutesied up
to the point where the only reasonable response
is to destroy it and the programmer who wrote it.
Example: This version of Quake is
smurfware. All of the blood is gone and the guns
all auto-aim. OR The cutesy assistants in all of
the Microsoft Office products are smurfware.
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smurmastic:
A
sarcastic smartass.
Example: You're so smurmastic.
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Smut
Mining: Scouring
the Internet for downloadable Porn.
Example: Hey Dave what ya doing? Smut
Mining!
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sna:
A
questioning statement. Approximately equivilent
to What was that again? Usually used after a
pause where one attempts to understand what was
just said.
Example: If you re-compile your kernel and
reinstall PHP you won't have all these troubles
with name-based virtual hosting. Sna?
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snaaps:
A
word that displays excitement o surprise.
Example: Oh, snapps! What you just did was
crazy.
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snaat:
to
squeeze the last sizeable amount from the tube of
toothpaste and not replace it with a new tube.
Example: Alan's continued snaating began
to irritate those forced to use the bathroom
after him.
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snackage:
a
generic term for munchies, nuts, biscuits, crisps
or any insubstantial foodstuffs of little
nutritional value, usually consumed while
drinking or watching TV. Pronounced with emphasis
on second syllable.
Example: Since you're buying, I'll have a
pint of lager. And get some assorted snackage
while you're at it.
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snackmosphere:
That
fresh puff of air when you open a new bag of
chips, that smells so fresh and crunchy
Example: As I opened the bag of Doritos,
the smell of the nacho cheesy snackmosphere made
my mouth water and my stomach grumble.
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snadman:
A
personification of the entity that causes one to
go to sleep.
Example: I was going to do my homework,
but the snadman got me before I finished.
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SNAFU:
Situation
Normal: All Fucked Up
Example: Military term thought to have
originated during WWII.
An army unit goes to Italy on a training mission.
When they get there, they discover all their maps
are of Florida. The 1st Lt. just tells his men,
Just another SNAFU.
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snag:
To
achieve one's goal or obtain something sought
after.
Example: I finally snagged that '65
mustang I've been after.
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snaggle:
(n)
Microscopic germy or dirty organism that you
can't see but know that is there just waiting to
inflict any of a myriad of physical
ailments--allergies, itchy rashes, etc.
Example: (n) The couple almost gagged at
the thought of sleeping in the hotel's
snaggle-filled mattress. (adj) The snaggly gas
station bathroom seemed never to have been
exposed to cleaning products.
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snail
jockey: A
mailman. (From “snail mail”)
Example: My dog bit the snail jockey
yesterday, so I'll be using e-mail exclusively
for a while.
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snail-addy:
Slang
for regular postal mail address.
Example: What's your snail-addy?
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snailmail:
Regular
postal mail, rather than everyday email.
Example: I'll be sending you a note via
snail mail.
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snain:
Occurs
when it is snowing, but not cold enough to form
actual flakes. The rain is too cold to remain
liquid and becomes semi-frozen; the result being
half snow, half rain.
Example: Nothing is worse than walking
home when its snaining out.
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snain:
Occurs
when it is snowing, but not cold enough to form
actual flakes, but the rain is too cold to remain
liquid and becomes semi-frozen; the result being
half snow, half rain.
Example: Nothing is worse than walking
home when its snaining out.
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snake
room: Not
in the Canadian Oxford. A room such as a dressing
room, basement room, boiler room (any
out-of-the-way room)in which illegal drinking
takes place at a curling bonspiel.
Example: After the 10th end we drank in
the snake room until our next game.
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snake
toes: A
reaction to any highly unusual occurence .
Example: After seeing the UFO, Steve cried
out, This is snake toes!
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snake-in-the-road:
The
diamond-shaped road sign (yellow with black
borders)
with an arrow at the top and an s-shaped of curve
below.
Generally seen on mountain roads to warn of
curves ahead.
Example: My mother or father would point
at the sign and say, Hey kids, there's a
snake-in-road.
I suspect they created this to keep my sister and
me from saying, Are we there yet?
I'm not sure this fits your rules, but was said
rapidly and sounds essentially like one word
because there is no real break between any of the
words.
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Snakes:
Family
slang term for money--because dollars, like
snakes, are hard to hold on to.
Example: I want to go to the store, but
I'm all out of snakes.
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Snap:
Versatile
word can that be used in any context.
Example: Snap, guy! You got punked.
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snap!:
An
expression of exclamation.
Example: Snap! I locked my keys in the
car.
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snap-show:
This
is a way to describe someone who has a short
temper, liable to fly off the handle at any
moment.
Example: Don't bug that guy too much, he's
a bit of a snap-show.
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snapoutofitism:
The
belief that depressed people choose to be
depressed and could simply stop at will.
Example: We'd see a whole lot less
snapoutofitism from you if you had half the
problems she does.
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snappleicious:
Used
to describe something that is delicious in a
mid-nineties way.
Named after that nice drink Snapple.
Example: Hey, Mikhail, have you ever
noticed how snappleicious Mountain Dew is?
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snappperhead:
Originally
used to describe a person who spent too much time
saltwater fishing;
evolved into an insult for someone with no hope
for functional social skills
Example: All he does is play video games
and sleep. He's such a snapperhead.
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snaps:
Something
highly cool in nature.
Example: That car that just went by was
snaps.
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Snapwrangler:
Person
who gets way into the music playing at her
computer.
Example: That snapwrangler never gets
anything done. She's too busy rockin'out. You can
hear her across the office.
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snarb:
A
very small portion of food or drink.
Example: Would you like a snarb of my
cake?
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snard:
Situation
Normal, Another Rotten Day.
Example: After meeting with his woman
boss, he knew to expect the usual--snard.
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snardlump:
The
collection of snow, salt and dirt that solidifies
and stays on the mudflaps
and by the wheels of cars in the wintertime.
Example: I kicked the snardlumps off my
car before I went to work that January morning.
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snarf:
getting
a great item at a low price at an antique auction
Example: I really snarffed up that item
fast
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snarf:
Drinking
and then spraying liquid out your nose.
Example: Hahaha! You flat out snarfed that
Sprite. Want a tissue?
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snarf:
A
unit of measurement, roughly equal to 1/16th of
an inch (approx. 1.6mm)
Can be divided into an arf (one-half snarf,
1/32nd inch) and an rf (one-quarter snarf,
1/64th).
Example: Hey Bobby! This piece of wood you
cut is too long. Take a snarf more off, would ya?
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SNARF:
(v)
To eat messily, noisily, and quickly; also, to
have food come out of one's facial orifices.
(adj) Snarfy--generally ugly or unappealing.
n. snarf -- an unlikeable, ugly, or unappealing
person.
Example: I snarfed my lunch because I only
had ten minutes to eat.
I feel snarfy today because I woke up late and
didn't have time to do my hair or makeup.
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snarf:
To
consume totally and in secret.
Example: Hey, Chris shouted, who snarfed
all the biscuits?
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snarffle:
to
circle the kitchen with your nose to the
floor,searching for tidbits of food
Example: when everyone was done eating,the
dogs started snarffling around the table
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snarfle:
full
on pig out
Example: Dang, we ended up at Denny's at
3am to snarfle some Grand Slams.
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snarg:
A
noise made in disapointment.
Example: snarg, you've beaten me at quake
again
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snarky:
When
the word bitchy is too negative, use snarky.
Example: Peter said we couldn't go to the
movies without giving any explanation as to why
not. We all agreed that he was just being snarky,
so we went without him.
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snarly
boo: A
noun which is synonymous with certain highly
audible and noxious types of flatulence.
Must be used in conjunction with the verb to
craft.
Example: Pete, don't walk behind me. I
have to craft a snarly boo.
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Snartass:
Another
version of smartass
Example: She was being a snartass today.
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snavage:
Similar
to being savage, but to a greater degree.
Possesing the qualities of one who is brave,
daring,
tough, and even extremely lucky.
Example: Wayne took a bullet through the
brain and lived. That guy is snavage. (Wayne
Padgett did, in fact, do just that. The bullet's
still there.)
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snazi:
Like
a modern day Nazi.
Example: so, will your mum let you out
tonight
no. shes such a snazi
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sné:
Spontaneous
Nipple Erection.
Example: Check out your sister. She has a
case of sné--for me?
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sneak:
To
tell on someone.
Example: I'll sneak on you for putting my
goldfish in the cement mixer!
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sneakernet:
A
primitive office, computer network that shares
files by passing them around on a floppy disk.
Example: The checks came late from payroll
because they had to wait on the sneakernet for
the files from Accounting.
OR
Have you seen the new 'elf bowling' game? It will
come around on sneakernet.
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Snecious:
Cool
or awesome or just plain good.
(SnEE-Shus)
Example: I'm sure I'll have a snecious
time at the Fun Center.
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sneet:
A
combination of snow and sleet, that creates glaze
on all surfaces.
When temperatures begin to drop, snizzle turns to
sneet.
Sneet is frequently used in combination with
snizzle.
Snizzle and Sneet are common weather conditions
in the fall and spring in Minnesota.
Example: It’s a dangerous day to be
driving with all of this snizzle and sneet.
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sneezure:
Sudden,
uncontrollable sneeze
Example: Having a sneezure while driving a
car is very dangerous.
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snerdabsurd:
Something
said in absolute earnestness and
straight-forwardness by one person and perceived
or received by another person whose feeling about
what was said is that it's absolute garbage or
ridiculous.
Goes back to the days of Edgar Bergen the
ventriloquist.
Example: Agnes told Tommy that she knew
the current movie was about something that
children ought not know about. Tommy knew right
away what Agnes said was totally snerdabsurd.
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Snert:
snotty
nosed egotistical rude teenager
Example: The snert is causing problems on
this chat or game site!
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snes:
A
mangled form of sense; i.e., sense that isn't
sensical
Example: That doesn't make any sense.
No, but it makes snes!
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snhangers:
a
pile of metal coat hangers
Example: It's going to take me all day to
do this laundry if I don't get these snhangers
untangled.
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Snibble:
A
small nibble.. used when you only want a little
taste of something.
Example: Oh, that cake looks good. Do you
mind if I just have a snibble of it?
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snice:
So
nice.
Example: He's snice.
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snick:
small
piece
Example: could i have just a snick of that
chocolate bar
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snickerdoodling:
When
a person is wasting my valuable time by goofing
off in someway.
My Dad, who is now deceased, taught me that the
term went back to his family's
Pennsylvania Dutch history. He also told me the
word could be spelled without the end g.
Example: Stop your snickerdoodling right
now and get back to your homework.
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snidge:
between
a sneak and a fudge
Example: That guy snidged my parking
space.
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sniffertunity:
A
canine-activity/behaviour specific to dogs whose
leading organ is their nose.
Example: When I take my dog, Georgie, for
a walk, she never misses a sniffertunity to hunt
up garbage or some other indelicacy to eat.
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snifty:
A
combination of the words nifty and spiffy;
something that is neat or cool.
Example: The shirt that Sally is wearing
is very snifty.
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sniggardly:
Miserly
about sniglets.
Example: He sniggardly kept his sniglets
out of the pseudodictionary.
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sniglet
snatchers: People
submitting sniglets from Rich Hall's book as
their own.
Example: (Paul's note: haha, it's SO
true!)
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Snipe:
A
cigarette that's already been smoked and
extinguished, but enough is left to smoke again.
Example: You know, if you blow the smoke
out of your snipes after putting them out,
then they don't taste as stale when you light
them back up.
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snipe:
U.S.
Naval Term. A member of any rating (job category)
who works in the Engineering department of naval
ships, especially in the engine room. It is in
very common use in today's U.S. Navy.
Note: This word has many other meanings unrelated
to the naval application.
Example: Take this manual down to Chief
Smith. He's working with the snipes in the
engineroom.
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sniplet:
A
small part of a song or movie.
Example: I had to go to work, so I only
had a chace to see a sniplet of the movie.
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snipples:
Very
small scraps of paper, fuzz, confetti.
Example: When you're finished cutting up
all that construction paper, clean up your
snipples.
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snirt:
the
snow that sits for a while and dirt begins to
turn it brown..brown snow
Example: There is snirt in our driveway
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Snit!:
Shows
disappointment, frustration, anger Best used when
profane language is inappropriate
Example:
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snitchenflaren:
A
bag used to carry balls, generally used for
sports.
Example: Look, Billy, that guy has a
snitchenflaren for his balls. Why don't you?
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snitchy:
Irritable
and rude.
Example: Stay away from Matt, he's
snitchy.
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snizag:
Birth
by Cesarean Section in and around the Long Beach,
CA.
Example: Damn, we gotta snizag up in this
mother.
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snizbizckle:
Pretty
dagged tired.
Example: Holly is very snizbizckle--she
only slept three hours last night.
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snizzle:
The
combination of snow and drizzle that falls during
spring and fall
Example: Watch how you drive today, its
snizzling out..
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snknknkn:
interjective,
verb - a glottal-nasal sound resulting from a
failed attempt to suppress inappropriate or
untimely laughter, esp. due to
observing a witty, yet condescending, remark or
gesture directed towards a third party.
Example: 1) interj.-Snknknkn...did you
hear that? Chris just called Brad's mom a
wildebeest..to her face! 2) v.(var.)-Mom sniked
when daddy slipped on Billy's Tonka truck and
fell in the pool.
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snning:
An
alternative for finishing.
Example: I'm just snning now.
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snock:
A
sock that has lost its partner.
Example: Damn, I have another snock!
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snocket
rocket: term
used when a person holds one nostril closed and
blows out a load like a rocket towards the
ground.
Example: Watch it, you almost hit my shoe
with your snocket rocket.
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snodge:
Very
good
Example: That meal was snodge. I
particularly enjoyed the dessert.
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snoffle:
This
summarises the action of snorting, sniffing,
sniffling, and coughing in one word
Example: 1. John sat in the corner
snoffling as he had a cold.
2. Kate produced a loud snoffle.
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snog:
to
kiss lustily, a REALLY wet kiss
Example: Buffy snogged Selma Blair in
Cruel Intentions.
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snoggle:
To
get, to obtain.
Example: Oooh! CloneCD! Excellent idea, I
gotta snoggle me a copy of that.
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snoke:
The
collection of ice and snow that forms on the back
of the wheel well on your car.
Example: It's a pain kicking off the
snokes on my car.
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snoodge:
The
substance (consisting of compressed hair
shavings, skin, shave cream, blood, and other
facial detritus)
that collects between the blades of a multi-blade
razor, diminishing its effectiveness.
Example: Next razor I buy, I'm getting the
kind with the built-in snoodge ejector, so it
won't get clogged up
and thrown away so quickly.
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snoofle:
A
snoofle is a small fuzzy animal.
It comes in many colors and different body parts
(some even wear hats).
One can be set to a task depending on its
abilities, but if it ever completes this task
it will disappear in a colored puff of smoke.
As an example: A Guard Snoofle is common, most of
them are dark blue, have two legs and their eyes
glow.
They also have a nose shaped like a horn that can
make loud noises.
It can use its glowing eyes to search in the dark
and if it finds trouble over what its guarding it
will honk its nose loudly.
But a Guard Snoofle is only an example, there are
many other kinds of snoofles!
Example: The purple spy snoofle used its
wings to climb the tower and spy on the evil
wizard.
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snooganz:
adj,
cool..wow....awesome
Example: man that concert was snooganz
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snoogins:
An
informal greeting
Example:
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snooker:
To
deceive or trick.
Example: I snookered my friend into buying
all the beer last night.
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snooky:
a
cute, furry creature, with slick fur
Example: There's a snooky on my lap
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snoona:
the
slippery paper that you get stickers on.
Example: no, don't give me the whole
snoona. i only want that one sticker!
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snoop:
money
Example: Give me all your snoop
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snoozapalooza:
A
very boring event.
Example: The staff meeting today was a
snoozapalooza.
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snoozerfrasm:
Stupid
person
Example: The boy is acting like a
snoozerfrasm.
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snorefest:
A
word to be used when an event is boring or tedius
Example: A-Gee that movie was boring.
B-Yeah, it was a snorefest!
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Snorgasm:
when
a person finally sneezes after several false
starts.
Example: I'll tell you how I caught this
cold--an inconsiderate woman sitting next to me
on the bus didn't cover her proboscis before her
snorgasm.
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snork:
A
person who smells the bicycle seats of other
people.
Example: Chris is smelling that chick's
bike seat! What a snork!
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snork:
Accidentally
inhaling a drink into one's nasal passages, often
while laughing.
Example: Jerry's joke made Kevin snork his
milk and shoot it out his nose.
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snorky:
How
you feel when you're totally stuffed up from a
cold or allergies.
Example: I feel totally snorky. I think
I'm going to take some cold medicine.
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snortle:
A
cross between a snort and a chortle.
Example: I snortled at her outrageous
comment, which was just this side of offensive.
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snost:
Past
tense of snooze, particularly meaning overslept
and custom-designed to rhyme with lost.
Example: You snooze you lose, and I
definitely snost.
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snot:
Shortening
of the phrase, 'it is not'.
Example: 'snot fair!
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snotcicle:
In
cold weather climates, when a nose runs and the
resulting mucous freezes as it drips out of a
nostril.
Example: It was so cold out Tommy had
snotcicles hanging from his nose.
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snotgobbler:
The
guy who will eat absolutely anything.
Example: Can you believe that he ate ALL
of the soy liver product? My God, what a
snotgobbler he is.
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snotrocket:
What
is produced when holding one side of your nose
and projecting contents of
other side at high pressure into the environment.
Example: Feeling congested the man turned
his head and launched a snotrocket onto the
sidewalk.
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snotscoop:
The
concave bit between your nose and your top lip.
Example: Errgh, give me a tissue: it's
running down the snotscoop!
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Snough:
A
sound emitted from someone that sounds like a
cough or a sneeze.
Example: Tom let out a snough, so I didn't
know whether to say, God bless you or not.
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snow-bird
n. (Also snow-birdin: Upper-middle
class retirees from the American Northeast and
Canada who migrate to their retirement homes in
Florida for the months of October through March.
Example: The snow-birds usually do not
permanently move to Florida, but just use their
homes there to escape
the brutal winters of the American Northeast and
Canada.
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snowberg:
The
accumulation of snow, dirt, salt, and ice that
develops in the fenderwell, on the mudflaps, and
on the quarterpanel of a vehicle.
Example: I had to go and kick off the
snowbergs from my truck again this morning.
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snowbow:
Same
as rainbow, but used when it snows. Color of
snowbow is silver and white. Have you seen one? I
have,
Example: It's snowing. See the snowbow in
the sky.
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snowed
in: Grounded
Example: Lauryn: Hey, do you wanna go out
to eat with me tonight?
Nicky: Sorry, can't. I'm snowed in.
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snowflake:
Verb.
Origin is Worcester Polytechnic Institute.
The act of failing all one's classes for a term.
The term originated because WPI does not record
failed classes on students' transcripts.
Thus, if you fail all your classes, your report
card is clean as new-blown snow.
Example: Well, it's no shock that Fred
snowflaked; he hasn't gone to class for weeks.
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snowflakin:
To
back out of something. To say one thing, yet do
another.
Example: You're not going through with the
plan? Don't be snowflakin!
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snowjob:
when
you hold someone down in the snow and kick/push
snow onto them. a favourite pasttime in
schoolyards across the great white north.
Example: if you don't stop hogging the
waterstation, you're getting a snowjob at recess!
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snucky:
Very
poor snow conditions at a skiing area.
Example: The hill is usually snucky by
April 3rd.
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snud:
the
snowy/gloppy stuff that collects in wheel wells
when it's snowing and there's salt on the road.
Example:
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snuddly,
snuddle: Soft
aNd cUDDLY. Usually refers to the shoulder of a
female, or a fuzzy article of clothing.
Example: 1. You're a very snuddly person.
2. That's a snuddly shirt you're wearing.
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snuff:
To
punch.
Example: Oh, you just got snuffed in your
bread-box, Jimmy.
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Snurdy:
Irritating
manner adopted on purpose to wind people up.
Example: Stop trying to wind my up you
snurdy git.
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snurf:
The
act of burping and sneezing at the same time,
and bringing up that icky flavored puke/bile in
the back of your throat.
Example: I snurfed in the middle of math
class... t was disgusting.
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snurfer,
snurfing: Snorting/grunting
sound infant makes whenpicked up. Also describes
an affectionate child, or, as a derrogatory, to
imply that someone is brown-nosing.
Example: My son, Alec, is the king of the
snurfers. He's been snurfing since he was 3 days
old.
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snurple:
Smurf-flavored
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
Example: Excuse me, miss, do you have any
snurples in stock?
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snutch:
A
particularly cute mongrel dog. Purebreds need not
apply. (This is a word in constant use by members
of my family.)
Example: Aww, wookit da cute widdle
snutch!
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snuzzy:
The
tingling sensation after a powerful sneeze. A
combination of sneeze and buzz.
Example: My allergies are acting up today,
but the snuzzy feeling is kind of nice.
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so:
Word
added for emphasis of whatever follows it; it's
not just for adjectives anymore.
Example: You are _so_ lying to me right
now--I can tell by the look on your face.
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so:
1.
Used before any other word to describe it as more
or larger. [ED. This use of so may already be in
some unabridged dictionaries.]
2: To not care about what someone else is saying
or pointing out to you.
Example: 1. I am so tired.
2: And she was like... So?
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so
kaka: Means
that someone is doing something out of this
world.
Example: You're so kaka.
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soakin:
Completely,
absolutely, to the full or entire extent.
Example: It is soakin hot today.
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Soap-Boxing:
When
a person negatively preaches or Speaks loudly to
a group of people, Making sure the subject of the
speech places all the blame on the group of
people, and not on the Soap-Boxer
Example: I would have taken lunch earlier,
but my manager was Soap Boxing us to death...
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Society:
Synonym
for civilization. Note capital 'S' differentiates
this word from its lowercase counterpart.
Example: Society needs capital punishment.
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socio-capitalist:
An
oxymoron of politics.
Example: This is ridiculous.
Josh works in commerce and votes NDP? He must be
a socio-capitalist.
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Sock
Fairy: The
one person in any household who ends up taking
the everyone's socks
off the radiators and putting them back in the
sock drawers.
Usually works unseen by the other occupants in a
role they had forgotten existed.
Example: Sally had been away at the spring
conference for two weeks now and Bill's sock
drawer was
down to his Christmas socks. So,she's the Sock
fairy, he thought.
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sock-bone:
The
protruding bone on the outside edge of the feet;
a hill-like projection of bone just to the side
of the ankle.
Example: I was so surprised when I didn't
see my word in the pseudodictionary that I leapt
out my chair, knocking my sock-bone on the desk.
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sockpuppet:
A
cowardly denizen of the internet, who uses the
anonymity of an ever-changing handle to harass
and malign others in a way she would never have
the courage to do in real life.
Example: Having no self-esteem or
particular knowledge of his own, the sockpuppet
posts away ad nauseum, wasting bandwidth and
contributing nothing to the community.
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socular
riblets: the
marks/indentions on you ankles and lower legs
that appear after wearing tight socks.
Example: I thought had some weird disease
when I looked down at my legs but then i realized
that the temporary disfigurements were simply
socular riblets
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SOD:
Abreviation
for Servus Octogoniae Divine-latin (the servant
of the Divine Octogony),
conceived by the founder of the system of
octogonical perceptrion for describe a persone
performing
good things and the virtue.
Everyone's duty is to become a SOD, to serve good
and to fight against evil.
Example: Tatomir try from all his strength
to be SOD.
The key to happiness is to be SOD.
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Soda:
Another
word for a soft drink.
Example: When I am thirsty, an ice cold
soda hits the spot.
Do you have any change for the soda machine?
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Soda
Crackers: Noun;
A disgusting tasting food.
Example: This sandwich tastes like soda
crackers.
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sodalactite:
Those
drops of soda that are left on the inside of your
drink container.
Example: I could see many sodalactites in
my Big Gulp today.
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sodamigo:
A
gay man's companion.
Example: The television director took the
stage at the awards show and thanked his family,
the industry,
and his sodamigo Bruce.
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sodapea:
Things
left behind in a soda bottle or soda can after
the soda has been consumed.
Example: Leving that sodapea in your can
is bad for the environment.
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sodonym:
A
word that sounds as though it should be sexual or
scatalogical, but isn't.
Example: Sodonym is a sodonym, as is
Volvo.
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Sofa-Kingdom:
A
word that is used during frustration with
oneself.
Example: That movie was sofa-kingdom.
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soft:
To
describe one's behaviour as weak or poor.
Example: Is Dave coming out tonight?? Nah,
he's gone soft in the head
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softie:
Suburban
Old Fart, Taking It Easy
Example: They used to be yuppies; now
they're softies.
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softwarmfuzzygoth:
the
feeling of soft warm fuzzies induced by something
which would not induce soft warm fuzzies in
normal people. i.e. something dark, morbid, or
just plain wrong.
Example: My boyfriend took me for a walk
in the cemetary last night. It made me feel so
softwarmfuzzygoth.
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soggify:
To
soak somthing until it becomes very soggy.
Example: I like to soggify my Oreos before
I eat them. Especially in chocolate milk!
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sokay:
shortened
form of it's okay by me
Example: in a private chat room, Cathy
tells John to hold on a minute while she checks
her email. John replies, sokay!
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solid!:
An
exclaimation used after a good job.
Example: after a homerun you could say
solid!
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solipsists'
ball: A
standard, but excellent, excuse for avoiding some
tedious social event, in favour of your own
company.
Example: Sorry, can't make it tonight:
it's the Solipsists' Ball, don't ya know.
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Solutionation:
A
solution that looks great in theory but has
absolutely no impact in practice on the problem
for which it was intended solve.
Example: We thought that electing new
politicians to replace the old politicians would
solve the campaign finanace problem but that
turned out to be a solutionation.
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Solvent
green: That
which breaks the ice among four women when they
gossip jealously about a fifth woman.
Example: See that bridge table over
there--the one with the four women?
I'm sure they're talking about me--I think they
need to be doused with solvent green.
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Soma
Number: Straight
Outta My Ass Number. Not even an estimate.
Example: What kind of estimate is that, a
SOMA number?
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Sombrero:
Similar
to cool and groovy. Denotes that something is
good. Something un-cool could also be referred to
as being un-sombrero
Example: Mike's new car is very sombrero.
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Sometimey:
Describes
a person who is a fairweather friend; one who is
dependable at times, but not always.
Example: I don't know if Alysia will come
tonight, she's sometimey.
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Somnambulalia:
A
condition of speech that gives the listener the
impression that the speaker is asleep. ie:
Slackjawed mumbling, Dullwitted rambling.
Example: He mumbles so badly I think he
has somnambulalia.
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sompting:
the
dribble that comes out of the corner of your
mouth when you sleep
Example: you've been sompting on my pillow
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Son
of a limp bizkit: Used
when you did something wrong and can't say son of
a bitch.
Limp Bizkit is a famous band, so if it's at
school, kids will think it's funny.
Example: Son of a limp bizkit! I forgot my
homework.
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son
of Ganymede: A
male who is particularly handsome; especially
young men--from Ganymede, good-looking bartender
of Olympus.
Example: I am a son of Ganymede.
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sonic
intercourse: this
is the effect you get when you have your tv
turned on without volume and sounds from another
source like your radio is in sync.
Example: Like in wow that was the coolest
sonic intercouse i've ever experienced. or let's
go sonic intercoursing (you force it by selecting
a random chase scene and put it under some 70's
funk sounds).
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sonic
screwdirver: A
small, cylindrical device that utilizes sound
waves to rotate screws, open doors, or short out
circuitry. Extremely useful for getting out of
nasty situations. Sonic Screwdrivers are carried
only by time-travelers.
Example: Pass me that sonic screwdriver. I
want to get this panel open.
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Sonneerbrechenschwalbenplatz:
A
place with no windows in which one is stuck for
so many hours that she enters when it is light
out and leaves when it is dark or vice versa.
Usually refers to library study rooms and
computer labs.
Literally Place that swallows and vomits the sun.
Example: Aside from a 3 am run for pizza
and RedBull he was confined to the
Sonneerbrechenschwalbenplatz until 9 am the next
morning when the project was due.
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sonoma:
A
way of saying son of a bitch. Son-o-ma.
Example: Sonoma! Why did you do that?
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sonya:
expression
denoting surprise at another person's weight
gain, particularly in the stomach region -
abbreviation of avalookatthegutsonya
Example: Bloody hell Bruce, look at yer
sonya! (translation - my my Bruce, have we put on
a little weight around the middle?)
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soo:
Excessively
so; to be used when one o just won't do.
Example: He was soo evil that he played an
entire Kraftwork album at full volume.
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sookie:
A
delicious snack, a soaked cookie
Example: We sat on the porch and ate
sookies until we were full.
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sooling:
Compression
of fooling and soon.
When your eyes are fooling your brain into
believing that the lights are
dimming in a cinema or theatre after a
particularly long wait.
Example: I've been waiting to see the new
Star Wars for the last half hour, and now I'm
completely sooling.
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sooner:
A
cheat.
Example: Are you like me? Do you have
trouble understanding why people from Oklahoma
choose to refer to themselves as sooners? After
all, sooners were the notorious cheats who jumped
the gun in the Oklahoma Land Rush.
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soops:
when
you twist a quarter or half of a paper towel and
fold in half to stick into the open of the cola
or beer can and keep fresh when putting an opened
can into the refrigerator.
Example: you better put a soops in it or
it will go flat.
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SOP:
System
of Octogonical Perception, which is a way of
thinking focused on choosing always the
constructive
aspects from events and things for the purpose of
building a strong and honest personality.
Example: Tatomir is the founder of SOP.
SOP can help a lot of people to find a sense in
their life.
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Sorostitute:
Sorority
prostitute or whore.
Example: I'm so sick of those sorostitutes
and their stoopid social.!
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sorostitute:
A
physically attractive female who looks as if she
may belong to a sorority,
while at the same time being dressed like a
complete slut.
A true sorostitute would wear a low-cut halter
top and a short, tight skirt in the middle of
wintertime.
Example: she looks pretty good in that
tight shirt and short skirt, but look at the way
she's looking at us.
Like we're not fit to look at her. Just a snooty
sorostitute.
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sorrow:
Venereal
term used for prostitutes. Not as in venereal
disease,
but as in venery, relating to hunting, archaic
term used now to indicate groups of like animals.
E.g., pod of whales, pride of lions, senate of
crows.
Example: It was late and Humphrey was in
the wrong part of town: crack dealers in the
alleys and a sorrow of prostitutes on the corner.
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Sorry
Site: A
tragic web site, reeking of bad design or
flatulence
Example: Been to www.standonguard.com?
What a sorry site.
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sorta-burns:
Side
burns of a teenager. not really there but kinda.
Example: My mom said I had to shave my
sorta-burns. She said they looked silly. {Mom's
always right X. Thanks for participating.}
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sortakinda:
Sort
of--but not exactly.
Example: Q: Was your blind date decent? A:
Sortakinda
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SOS:
Same
Old Stuff.
Example: Aw, c'mon, let's do something
different.
We've had the SOS three nights in a row.
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sota:
State
Of The Art.
Example: You should see his gaming
machine. Very cutting sota.
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sotship:
Folly.
Stupidity.
Example: What a lot of sotship.
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soul
patch: The
little tuft of hair just below the lower lip in
men, esp. when alone,
with no goatee or beard. Also known as kid (baby
goat).
Example: Soul patches look cool if you can
work the look.
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soulrot:
Sarcastic
term for anything that consistently distresses
you emotionally
to the point that you become depressed and
lifeless.
As a result, decaying self-confidence dips to
sub-zero levels.
Example: Ex: This is the worst job
e-v-e-r. I can't fix 2 years worth of somebody
else's mistakes in 3 months
and my boss doesn't understand why. This job is
giving me soulrot.
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sound
byte: A
fragment of a digitally-saved sound.
Example: When you put a lot of sound bytes
together, you have a sound bite.
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soup
and biscuits: Androgynous;
possessing both female (soup) and male (biscuits)
characteristics. Can be used either as a noun or
an adjective.
Example: She's rather soup and biscuits.
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soup
question: A
question that is concerned with facts that matter
only to you, and doesn't go into anything
personal (Finding Forrester)
Example: Why doesn't soup at my house ever
get film on the top?
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soup
sandwich: Ssomething
that is very, very wrong.
Example: That's screwed up like a soup
sandwich.
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Sourdough:
An
old, mean person.
Example: Don't pay any attention to Fred,
he's a sourdough.
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souvenired:
Another
word for casually picking something up that isn't
yours and taking it with you to bring back fond
memories.
Example: To friends:Have a look at this
cool glass I souvenired from the pub.
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soybomb:
Someone
who foolishly intrudes on the
show--ineffectively, but memorably nonetheless.
From the Grammys when Bob Dylan was playing and a
guy jumped on stage with no shirt and the word
soybomb on his chest.
Dylan not so much as looked at the guy. Hehehehe.
Example: The freakin soybomb jumped up on
stage and tried to sing.
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soysage:
Sausage
made from soy products
Example: Mummy, do we have any soysage to
go with these pancakes?
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soz:
Pronounced
Saw-ze. To be sorry, someone who is emotionally
unstable due to an act of bad will.
Example: Oh, my God! Are you ok? I'm soz,
I didn't mean to run you over.
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space
cadet: Air-head,
ditz. One who is in a state of constant
forgetfulness, or loses track of time.
Typically a person who is spaced out.
Example: Where did I put my keys again?
I'm a total space cadet. OR Jess, snap out of it.
You're being a space cadet.
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space
junk: unwanted
gifts that fill your shelves and cupboards
Example: Clair's attempt to find that red
dress she wore to her year 12 formal was thwarted
by space junk.
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space
phone: Q
wireless telephone..
Example: Honey, where's the space phone?
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spacification:
The
process of requiring total political correctness
of a body or group of people,
regardless of repercussions of such behavior or
in total disregard of consequences for
such behavior or conduct or speech.
Example: The spacification of readers of
newspapers tends to water down social events and
provides
for a left-leaning commentary of the everyman's
belief structure and confusion of issues.
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spacker:
A
person who spams and hacks.
Example: That person was arrested for
spacking.
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spadger
weasel: Like
a brown-noser but he's a guy who hits on his
older female boss to get what he wants.
Example: That spadger weasel just got
another raise.
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spah:
What
you say when someone has said something
unbelieveable.
Example: I'm sooo cool! Spah.
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spakla:
used
when ended a conversation, usually by email.
abbreviation of 'speak later'
Example: thanks then, spakla.
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spaldings:
To
have a lot of guts or to be so crazy as to take
extreme risks at times. {Sufficiently oblique, I
think.}
Example: You've got to have spaldings to
walk in some places late at night.
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spambled
eggs: Scrambled
eggs with little chunks of fried spam in it.
Example: I had spambled eggs for breakfast
and they were delicious.
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spammenot:
N.
Something added to an e-mail address in order to
prevent spammers from harvesting e-mails from
sites. Usually a word or phrase in all caps
inserted into a normal e-mail address.
Example: I decided to use a spammenot to
cut down the e-mails I got to my hotmail account.
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spammish:
1.
The language of spam.
2. Spam written in Spanish.
Example: I immediately deleted an email
that was all in spammish.
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spamtastic:
Something
that is fantastic in an early 1990s sort of way.
Example: Wow, that album by East 17 is
very spamtastic.
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spandex:
Said
out of nowhere as a response to something else,
seemingly out of nowhere.
Example: A: Oh, seventeen!
B: Spandex.
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Spange:
To
beg for money, typically pocket change.
Example: Be warned! Eric is spanging again
so he can buy another double mochaccino.
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spangler:
A
large, overweight, hairy but balding man.
Example: Chris is our top spangler.
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spanglerilla:
A
spanglerilla is a large, overweight, hairy,
balding, scantily clad drama queen.
Example: I am balding, hairy, 50 and weigh
225 pounds, which makes me a spangler.
I like to take off most of my clothing and pitch
a fit about nothing,
which makes me a skankerilla. So, I've become a
spanglerilla.
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spanglish:
to
mix spanish with english
Example: que pasa homies, what be kickin'
mang?
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spanich:
A
green, leafy vegetable indigenous to Madrid.
Example: She offered her brunch guests a
superb spanich omelet.
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spanishity:
Of
or pertaining to Spain.
Example: The Pixies didn't sing in
Spanish! In fact, you won't be able to find any
element of Spanishity in them whatsoever!
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spank:
To
take advantage of, make fun of, cheat, or
victimize.
Example: Nicky: Lauryn, your IQ is in the
negatives.
Bryon: Oooh, Lauryn, you just got spanked!
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spanked:
To
be beaten severely at something.
Example: She can play pool. I'm getting
spanked.
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spanking:
good
(or cool, hot, or other positive descriptor)
Example: How do you like the new design?
It's pretty darn spanking. -- from the Gimp Users
Group website
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spankolicious:
For
someone who incites thoughts of spanking said
someone.
Example: Hi, I'm Darla Boutae'. Ah, Miss
Boutae', I do say you're looking absolutely
spankolicious in that dress.
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spanky:
(adj)
Peachy, dandy.
Example: Wife: How was work today, dear?
Guy: Just spanky.
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Spanner:
Idiot,
mainly heard in London, but also in other parts
of Britain.
Example: He's a right spanner, that bloke.
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spantastic:
So
fantastic, and evil you should be spanked to
knock it out of your senses
Example: Do you want me to give it to you?
Sailor!
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Spants:
It's
a word combining shorts and pants describing
shorts that extend at least 6-8 inches below the
knee.
Example: Look I picked up a new pair of
spants yesterday.
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spare:
A
hanger-on; a useless person who attaches herself
to a group but is not so obnoxious that the
others will actively try to drive her off. In any
sufficiently large group of people, one person
will be the spare. To find out who the spare is,
ask the question, If we were being chased by
Zombies, who would we shoot in the leg so the
Zombies would stop to eat him,
so that the rest of us could escape?
Example: That's just Craig. Ignore him,
he's our spare.
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sparking:
to
find a parking space in a hurry
Example: We need sparking...the movie
starts in a few minutes!
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sparkle-plenty:
A
pretty young girl or a big-hair with no
brains--an airhead. [Who remembers Sparkle
Plenty's father's name?] [B.O. Plenty, from the
Dick Tracy comic strip.]
Example: Yeah, did you see that
sparkle-plenty pull out in front of that car? I
swear, she never looked.
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sparky:
A
general term of endearment, or as a nickname for
those who are socially inept. (Another use--for
electrical engineers or electronics technicians
or anyone who works with electricity or
electrical appliances.)
Example: 1: Come to bed with me, Sparky.
2: Sparky needs to get himself a woman friend.
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spasmatic:
Spontaneous,
physically exaggerated movement.
Example: He was spasmatic in his movement,
much to everyone's discontent.
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spasmation:
The
random, unguided movements that your limbs make
--usually knocking over two or more fragile items
in the process--that occur
just after a small shock or as a result of
cerebral misfiring.
2. Descriptive of the motions of a very
uncoordinated dancer.
Example: Sorry about that vase. My hand
just went into spasmations. Watch out, I'm
spasmatory again.
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spasticathon:
A
period of time which involves dealing with
several complete idiots.
Example: How was your day at work, honey?
Ohh, don't ask, it was a complete spasticathon.
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spastication:
The
quality one holds when charmingly mad. Others:
spaz, loco etc...
Example: She holds herself with grace and
spastication.
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spatch:
Synonym
for area or space.
Example: Johnny: Mom, there's a spatch of
my English muffin that doesn't have butter!
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spate:
To
strike or to slap someone's face in a backhand
fashion, in response to verbal abuse or an insult
Example: I'll spate you right in the face
if you say something like that again.
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spathetic:
So
pathetic. Extremely pathetic.
Example: I can't even afford a latte.
That's spathetic.
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Spation:
Space
station.
Example: My house was destroyed by a piece
of debris from the MIR spation.
Those damn Vulcans are attacking the spation
again. Raise the shields!
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spatula:
Mild
exclamation of disgust or frustration, often
uttered by members of the blue-rinse
set too timid to use actual profanity.
Example: When my mother-in-law loses a
game of solitaire, she often mutters spatula
under her breath.
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spazbomb:
Someone
who is an idiot. Comes from a child's writing
which was misread--it meant to say space bomb.
Example: Don't do that, spazbomb.
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spazitsu:
A
martial art system based on what you *think*
you've seen done in martial arts flicks, but as
you are physically incapable of imitating, your
motions resemble that of a complete spaz.
Example: i got in a fight with my
girlfriend the other day, and man she really
cracked out the spazitsu.
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spazmastical:
Variation
of the word Magical.
Example: The One movie was spazmastical in
one sort of way.
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spazmatron:
(1)
a clumsy person. (2) uncoordinated. (3) spaz.
Example: Every time that spazmatron Billy
Bob Jack eats spaghetti, he gets sauce on his
shirt.
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spaznastic:
To
describe someone or someone's behavior that is
unusual but intriguing.
Example: Michael Jackson has spaznastic
moves.
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spaznut:
A
complete idiot who is in the act of doing
something foolish.
Example: Don't mess with Texas, you
spaznut.
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spaztastic:
Combination
of spazzy and fantastic. Used when someone is
extremely hyper or something is really great.
Example: She was extremely spaztastic. She
downed a tube of Crest, then sang beautifully.
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spazwhacked:
completely
blown away, suprised and lost for words
Example: I was fully spazwhacked when I
saw that Ricky Martin was dancing in my lounge
room.
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spazwinkle:
a
foolish idiot in humorous terms, such as in a
chat room.
Example: what a spazwinkle, he locked his
keys in the car.
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Spazzamotto:
A
graceless spaz, a la Quasimodo.
Example: Nice going Spazzamotto, you
knocked over the table.
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spazzocaltatic:
Extremely
and overly clumsy and insane.
Example: Kim is so spazzocaltatic she is
always falling. I think she's crazy, too.
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speako:
like
a typo, but when you are talking
Example: Yes, in one swell foop. Oops! I
made a speako -- what I meant to say was in one
fell swoop...
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speccie:
Spek-eee.
A word derived from spectacular, particularly
used by lazy Australian Rules supporters.
Example: Woahhh, whatta mark! That was so
a speccie!
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Specky:
Short
for spectacular.
Example: Have you seen Daniel's new car?
It's pretty specky.
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spectabulous:
Spectacular
and fabulous.
Example: That ride was spectabulous.
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speechilize:
To
render words verbally yet incorrectly. To speak
aloud.
Example: I'm sorry, but I'm having a hard
time speechilizing right now. My tongue is all
tied up.
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speecho:
A
commonly mispronounced word or altered on
porpoise just for fun.
Example: To speak or not to speec, that is
the speecho.
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speidi:
A
marinated delicacy, consisting of a shish kebob
with chunks of (in order of preference) lamb,
pork, or beef. This culinary masterpiece
originated in the tiny village of Sharkey's in or
near Binghamton, New York,
and was the subject of many get rich quick
schemes. (Locally, see Salamida's or Lupo's.)
Example: I'm going to open a speidi stand
in Florida and make a million!
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speilberg:
verb:
to describe something over and over again in
Steven Speilberg proportions
Example: After speilberging for an hour
about his new mobile phone he got a call and left
the room.
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spelk:
Verb
denoting a dialect variation on the spelling or
pronunciation of a word. {Glad to see you here,
ddt. Reconize the email as well as the monicker.
How about some clever input for the example at
longtalk. MW}
Example: You people from back east! In dis
part of da country we'd spelk that word
fergeddaboutit!
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Spelling
Nazi: People
who vehemently kick people for making spelling
mistakes.
Example: Frodo must have nothing else to
do but be the Spelling Nazi.
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spellow:
Used
to describe the color sponge yellow. Derived from
the cartoon SpongeBob.
Example: There goes a spellow VW Beetle.
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spelunky:
A
lunkhead who's a legend in the caverns of his own
mind.
Example: Chatroom dwellers who yell Korn
Rulz are spelunky.
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spendy:
adj.
Used to refer to something that appears to be
costly or expensive
Example: Damn! I'll bet those new shoes
were spendy.
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spenecial:
An
word describing one who feels smart or special
after stating the obvious.
Example: There are pages in this book. I'm
spenecial for figuring that out.
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sperman:
A
cross between Spanish and German.
Example: She speaks Spanish and I speak
German, so the best we could do was to speak
Sperman.
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spesh:
The
superlative of special.
Example: 1) Be very careful with this,
it's a spesh T-Shirt.
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Spew:
1.To
vomit. 2. To constantly babble on.
Example: Do you hear this sh-- he's
Spewing?
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spewin:
too
be extremly upset or angry
Example: when micheal couldnt get his
shoes quick he was absolutly spewin
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spewseum:
The
museum that has been dedicated solely to Spam
luncheon meat.
Example: Mmmm, I'm hungry. I hope there
are free samples at the spewseum.
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spheridootness:
The
amount that an object is spherical.
Example: This ball's spheridootness has
gone downhill since we started hitting it with
the hammer
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spibipibis:
An
amount of nonsense that is nearly too massive for
any single human to tolerate.
Example: I can't believe the level of
spibipibis that goes on at the crappy excuse for
a company where I work.
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spice
box: A
person who is always ready and willing to state
his or her opinion however controversial,
politically incorrect, or offensive it may be.
Example: Brian is always arguing his point
even when the Professor says he's wrong. He's a
real spice box.
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spice
melange: Orange-brown
dried residue at the bottom of coffee mugs
deliberately left unwashed by their owners. Many
such owners are highly protective of their spice.
Example: A: Time to wash the dishes. B:
Leave my mug alone. A: That filthy cup hasn't
been washed in ages. It's got crap solidified in
the bottom. B: Hey, that's my spice melange. It
adds spice to my coffee. Leave my cup alone!
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spider:
A
web designer.
Example: That new Swedish chat site is
wack--it's full of spiders.
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spiferiffic:
Something
very extraordinarily cool.
Example: You got tickets to the concert?
That's spiferiffic!
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spiffarific:
1.Spiffy
and teriffic. 2. Very cool.
Example: The colors of the northern lights
are spiffarific.
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spifferific:
describes
something that is positive.
Example: I had a totally spifferific time
at the ostrich farm
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spifferooni:
used
to show delight in something that is spiffy or
neat.
Example: look at this! spifferooni!
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spifficate:
To
make better or cooler.
Example: Bob, you sure spifficated your
car.
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spiffilicious:
Extremely
spiffy.
Example: You know that girl, Rebecca? Now
there's a spiffilicious babe.
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spiffing:
A
WASPish exclamation of approval.
Example: A. Buffy, what do you say to
cocktails at the country club?
B. Spiffing!
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spiffisplendacularific:
(adj)
Really**3 good.
Example: The skiing today is
spiffisplendacularific.
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spifftacular:
It's
not only spiffy and spectacular but spifftacular.
Example: You look spifftacular, Fernando.
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Spiffy:
A
word used to show approval or happiness in
regards to something.
Example: 1: That shirt is really spiffy.
2: I just won ten million dollars! Spiffy.
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Spifty:
Spiffy
+ nifty.
Example: Spifty!
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spig:
The
part of a pig were Spam comes from.
Example: Hey, Bob! Throw all that spig in
the bin. They need it 'cause they're makin'
another batch of Spam.
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spiggin':
(adj)
Used in place of a curse word to emphasize.
Example: It's spiggin' windy outside.
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spigotting:
To
drink (or eat or use) a substance without
decanting into an acceptable vessel.
Example: He spigotted the milk (i.e.,
drank the milk right from the carton).
2. They were spigotting the ketchup and
mayonnaise. (I.e., the bottles were put on the
table, not put into proper dishes for serving.
A prominent characteristic of bachelors if they
have anything in the fridge at all.)
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spill
and fill: Anything
generated by a form, especially a website.
Example: Your website looks so spill and
fill, put some cool stuff on it.
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spilled-the-shasimem:
phrase
used to confuse people in authority who are
getting in your way and trying to give you a hard
time
Example: Sir I will need to see some ID
Ummm, you spilled-the-shasimem, right there some
shasimem.
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Spin:
A
measure of time. One hour is one spin of the big
hand on a clock.
Example: Only one more spin to go before
we can leave for the day.
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spin
doctor: Washington
DC expression, a spokesperson who attempts to
limit damage after a politician
has said something stupid or backed himself into
a jam.
Example: There wasn't a spin doctor alive
who could have saved Nixon after the tapes were
released.
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spindwiddie:
At
night, when the house is dark and you're walking
down the hallway and don't qiute make the turn
around the doorway, you smash part of your face
on the corner and bounce off--that's a
spindwiddie.
Example: My face hurts. Must be that
spindwiddie I did last night.
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spingle:
Spite
+ single. In baseball, a single hit in spite,
just to ruin the pitcher's statistics,
esp. when not benefitting the hitting team.
Example: Mussina was had a perfect game
going at Fenway until Everett hit that spingle in
the bottom of the ninth.
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spinhacker:
Anyone
who engages in the deconstruction of propaganda
for the edification of others.
Example: Did you see that guy on TV last
night tear into that campaign manager? Man, what
a spinhacker.
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spink:
the
frothy white toothpaste substance which is
transfered from your mouth to the sink. It can
also be the reminense of toothpaste which at
times you see on peoples faces or clothing. Spink
can often be found on the tops of faucets as
well.
Example: My spink missed the sink and
landed on the faucet.
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spinner:
A
rather samll, attractive female, usually around
5'2 or smaller.
If, during sex with her on top, you flick her,
she'd spin around like a nut on a bolt.
Example: Person 1: Describe yourself for
me.
Person 2: Oh, I'm about 5 feet tall, 95 lbs...
Person 1: Oh, a spinner!
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spitaloved:
Someone
who like to spend time in the hospital,
a place where he feels at home, and sometimes
even better, without any motivation.
Example: The old man was spitaloved.
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spiteful
death!: When
inanimate objects attack.
Commonly used with regards to kitchen appliances,
but applicable elsewhere as well. Also an
exclamation used in such cases.
Example: Spiteful death! Becca screamed,
as the safety blade on the Saran Wrap brutally
attacked her wrist.
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spiteor:
When
someone is talking to you, and spit flies out of
his mouth and lands on you.
Example: Slow down! I just go hit by your
spiteor.
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spitiful:
Something
sadly contemptuous.
Example: What a spitiful habit.
|
spitter:
Automated
teller or machine that dispenses money.
Example: I'm gonnna get me some dough from
the spitter.
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spitter:
Something
to spit chewing snuff into, usually used indoors
as not to spit all over the floor
Example: Brandon, give me that bottle. I'm
going to put a dip in and I need a spitter while
we're watching this movie.
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spivey:
Derived
from a character played by Tony Pierce in the
film _Dances With Wolves_,
the term refers to repulsive and unethical (even
potentially criminal) people,
often also in the category of rednecks or bums
and street scum.
Example: I was going to park under the
overpass, but there were a lot of spiveys over
there.
Uh-oh. Here comes Spivey.
That guy seemed like a bit of a spivey to me.
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splab
a squiffy: To
read something really fast without actually
reading it properly;
to glance at something.
Example: Did you read that article?
No, but I'll splab a squiffy later on.
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splace:
Of
or referring to a parking place or space.
Example: It was hard for me to find a
parking splace when I went to the mall on Friday.
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spladoogendoggen:
Used
in place of the word walk to avoid getting the
dog's hopes up in case the answer is no.
Example: Are you going to take Willie for
a spladoogendoggen?
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splain:
To
explain.
Example: Speak slowly as you splain this
to me.
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splang:
a
cross between splash and bang which is
experienced when one bellyflops into water and it
hurts.
Example: I did a bellyflop and it splanged
badly!
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splash
and dash: Formula
1 slang. A pitstop in which a car fills up with
enough fuel to see it to the end of the race,
without changing tyres. (Not, as I once convinced
my mother, an opportunity for the driver to
relieve himself quickly.)
Example: That's Badoer coming in for a
splash and dash...
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splassy:
Surf
conditions, rough but no good waves to surf.
Example: How's the beach? No good, too
splassy.
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splatatoes:
Mashed
potatoes that are too thin and splatter on your
plate when served.
Example: I piled my corn and stuffing on
my splatatoes to save room for the cranberries.
|
splattermouth:
Someone
that frequently splatters water out of her mouth.
Example: Chris is such a splattermouth.
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splea
or spleaded: To
plead with someone using a spear or a weapon.
Example: I spleaded with my mom, but she
thought I was crazy and sent me to my room. OR
Just splea with her! It'll freak her out, so
she'll let you go.
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splech:
A
blending of spit and blech! to describe the thing
you do when you open wide and drop a mouthful of
partly chewed food onto your plate in disgust.
Often pronounced sort of Germanish, as shpleck,
and sounds best if you pretend to do the deed as
you say the word. Don't spit! Simply open mouth
and push out with tongue.
Example: If thine meat fat offends thee,
splech it out!
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splendiferous:
var.
of splendid; shows extreme enthusiasm, approval
of an idea or situation
Example: Stevo: Want to go to the movies
later?
Magz: Sure! I'll pay for the popcorn.
Stevo: Splendiferous!
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splendiforous:
Used
when something inspires great feelings of
rapture.
Example: Yesterday I had the day off work
and had the most splendiforous time.
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splert:
Splat
alert. To warn some one about a mysterious goo.
Example: Splert! Watch out, you dont want
to step in that mess.
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Splink:
verb.
To casually mention your boyfriend or girlfriend
in conversation, in order to show that you are
not interested in the listener without making him
or her lose face. The boyfriend or girlfriend can
be real or imaginary.
Example: I thought it was going to be a
study-date, but she splinked me early on, so I
guess we were just studying.
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Split:
To
leave, to get outta here, especially in reference
to going somwhere better than where you are right
now!
Example: This party stinks, let's split
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split
your wig: I
will hit you
Example: Do you want me to split your wig?
|
sploded:
a
silly word for something that reccently exploded
Example: oh no! my car engine sploded!
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splody:
1:
very cool 2:to explode with anger, anxiousness,
or nervousness 3: general exclamation used in
place of Wheee!
Example: That is one splody shirt!, You
totaled your car?? Your mom is gonna go splody!,
SPLOOOODYYYYY!
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Splooge:
1.Prison
oatmeal. 2. Anything remotely disgusting.
Example: Don't eat that Splooge, you'll
die.
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splorfy:
A
water-logged carpet or rug .
Example: After the pipe burst, the carpet
was splorfy.
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Splotch:
unknown
mark, possibly from something spilt
Example: i can't seem to get this splotch
out of the carpet
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splunge:
Not
yes, not no. A way to provide a definitive answer
without making a decision.
Essentially, I abstain. (From Monty Python's skit
Twentieth Century Vole.)
Example: Should we go to Dairy Queen, or
Long John Silver's? Splunge.
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splurger:
When
things merge in an unorganized fashion.
Example: There were three lines before we
opened the doors,
and when we opened them it was a splurger to get
inside.
|
splurt:
To
laugh so hard that your drink flies out your
nose.
Example: When I read the entry bingowings
I splurted ginger ale all over my keyboard.
That's why its so sticky, honest.
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splyph:
meaning
cool or awsome.
Example: This dictionary is splyph!
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spobby:
An
activity that is not quite a sport because
there's little physical effort but not really a
hobby because it's played competitiveley.
Example: I go fishing as my spobby. OR My
favorite spobby is snooker.
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Spock:
to
raise one's eyebrow at someone, usualy in
disbelief, question or supprise
Example: Eleri spocks at Ryan
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spock
plug: found
only in Rhode Island, this device is a sparking
device that helps to fire any internal combustion
engine
Example: Put down that Del's lemonade and
help me put these new spock plugs in the cah.
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Spocking:
Taking
a $5 Canadian bill and adding a bowl-style
haircut so it looks like Star Trek's Mr. Spock.
Example: Check out this bill I just
Spocked.
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spod:
(Noun)
The British synonym for the primarily American
terms 'nerd' or 'geek'.
Example: David does Java programming
simply for his own amusement. What a spod!
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spoggy:
Chewing
gum.
Example: Want some spoggy?
|
spoiler:
Member
of middle-management who, when asking you to do
something perfectly reasonable,
can't help spoiling it by adding an unnecessary
stress-causing qualifyer. E.g.,
...instead of just standing there.
Example: John, can you restock the
cigarettes please? Sure.
I think it's only fair, after all I did let you
go home early last night. Geez, what a spoiler.
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sponch:
Cool,
but I like the sound a heck of a lot better.
Example: What a sponchin' day! Or, as an
expletive, What the sponch?!
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spondiferous:
Australian
for something that is so great that it is stupid.
Example: Crykey mate, he took me whole
ahrm off. That's really spondiferous.
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spondulous:
Money,
specifically a large amount of money.
Example: That's a lot of spondulous you're
asking for that cat.
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Spong:
One
who encounters great good luck, despite their own
incredible stupidiy or clumsiness. Contraction of
spawny and mong.
Example: Toby spilled his drink on that
girl's top, and then she went back to his place
to take it off to dry. The spong!
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spong:
Spong
is the word used to describe something 'green
& neat' and unidentifiable.
Example: Q. What is for supper?
A. Spong
Q. Yuck, another vegetarian meal.
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Spongaruiner:
The
actual name for cheeze grater.
Example: Better use an old sponge to wash
the spongaruiner.
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sponge:
Something
cool; similar to dope.
Example: Your lock is sponge.
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sponjulas:
A
term used to describe money or an amount of
money. (See spondulix in other dictionaries.)
Example: How much did that cost? It cost
10000 sponjulas.
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spontanuity:
Spontaneous
opportunity; Possessing the capacity to take
advantage of something that unexpectedly presents
itself.
Example: Her spontunity enabled her to
grab life by the horns and run with it.
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spontuitive:
Of
an unselfconscious, naturally formed thought
obtained from ready personal knowledge prior to
or separate from premeditated thought.
Example: Boutros claimed his artistic
ideas were completely irrational and unplanned,
relying entirely on his spontuitive judgement as
he created.
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spoo:
The
opposite of oops!
Example: Spoo! I didn't mean to spill my
coffee on you!
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spoochy:
Term
used to describe something with flamboyant
fringe. (Especially during the holiday seasons.)
Example: Did you see Mrs. Garfunkel's
spoochy Christmas display?
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spoodge:
the
white,synthetic-like sweet cream filling in
packaged snacks
Example: The spoodge in twinkies will last
forever.
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spooge:
Slang
term for semen.
Example: What is that? It looks like
spooge.
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spooj:
Spooj
is the crusty stuff left on your spoon (or
anything else for that matter) after you get it
out of the dishwasher.
Or it can just mean some revolting substance ypu
would never want to contact without a full
radiation-proof encounter suit.
Sometimes confused with spooge.
Example: Can you believe the spooj Erik
left on the table? Tell him to clean it up.
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spook:
Washington
DC expression, an intelligence officer.
Example: Do we have a spook on the ground
in Kabul?
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spookies:
Horror
movies, anything that is frightening.
Example: Bob: Have you ever seen the movie
_Psycho_? Todd: I don't like spookies.
OR
Todd: That guy is really scary looking. Bob:
Yeah, he's a real spookie.
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spoon:
When
someone is behaving displeasingly, he is known as
spoon.
Example: Phwaar, what a right spoon that
geezer is.
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spooner:
Pronounced
with lengthy emphasis on the ooooooooooo sound.
A word used to humourously neutralize someone's
anger and potentially an otherwise undesirable
situation.
However, not always guaranteed to work as it
sometimes makes matters worse.
Example: Calm down you big
spooooooooooooooooooooner! Just cos I ran over
your cat doesn't mean you have to get into such a
snit.
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spoonerisms:
Words,
phrases, or sentences with sounds within a word,
sounds between words, or words swapped.
Example: 1. Would you care for some cerely
(celery)?
2. Let me sew you to your sheet (Let me show you
to your seat).
3. I just need a small loan to gap the bridge
(bridge the gap) until I get another job.
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spoons:
Keeping
your claim on a seat in a crowded place, meaning
that nobody can steal your spot when you get up
for a minute.
Example: Joe is at a party and has to get
up from the couch to go to the fridge, he might
say I got spoons.
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spoony:
An
all-purpose expletive to be used whenever other
words would seem too offensive. Originated as an
adjective in FF4 with Tellah's classic line You
spoony bard!, but by the example of ADVENTURERS!
is now used for any and all parts of speech.
Example: Will you shut the spoony up?!
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spooty:
A
negative reponse or attitude to given situations.
Used when people openly do the opposite to what
you desire them to do.
Example: He is just being spooty.
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Sporange:
To
squeeze excess liquid from one's teabag before
discarding, by delicately winding it around one's
teaspoon.
Example: Please pass a teaspoon so that I
may sporange.
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spork:
A
spoon with fork points on the tip. Can be used as
a fork and a spoon.
Example: With your spork you can spear the
chunks and sip the soup.
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sporks
and sushi: Cool,
awesome, totally sweet.
Example: Guess what? I got a new car!
Sporks and sushi, Ernie!
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sporn:
An
ex spouse, male or female.
Example: Since we have divorced, my sporn
and I are getting along much better than when we
were married.
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Sporranged:
The
result of putting something into a Sporran
Example: The bagpiper thought he had lost
his credit card, but remebered that he had
sporranged it in the morning. (rymes with orange)
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Spot
On: Proper,
well done. When something is perfect.
Example: That mix was spot on.
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spottled:
Something
like speckles, but more like spots.
Example: Look at the spottled horse.
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spoung:
A
small organ located in the upper right abdomen.
This is the repository of all illness and
infections which doctors can never diagnose.
Example: He was hospitalized with a
fulminating spoung.
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spraffing:
Spouting
or saying in a blurting manner.
Example: Stop spraffing your nonsense.
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SPRAMP:
to
fluff up as in hair and make up
Example: I like to spramp before I go out
to make sure I look good
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sprezlheim:
To
be naked on the beach.
Example: I am going to get sprezlheim.
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spriglet:
A
baby twig.
Example: My puppy is so small it can only
fetch spriglets.
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springbutt:
A
person in a (military) class who knows all the
answers (because they jump to their feet to
answer questions).
Example: Hope you and Mike are enjoying
(Fort) Belvoir. ID the springbutts in the group
yet?
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Springer
Moment: 1.
The sensation of finding yourself suddenly
surrounded by rednecks.
2. The sudden realization that you're doing
something worthy of a Jerry Springer guest.
Example: When he woke up in the hotel room
with the motorcycle gang, John had a real
Springer moment.
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Springersville:
Another
fitting name for our friendly neighborhood
trailer parks
Example: Ya just never know what you're
gonna see in Springersville.
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Sprink:
Pre-rain
from the sky that is halfway between a mist and a
sprinkle. Just enough to annoy you on the
windshield, but would completely smear the entire
windshield if you turned the wipers on.
Example: We can still play soccer--it's
only sprinking. OR It might rain because I felt a
sprink.
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sprinkles:
A
psyche; just playing; joking around.
Example: You have something in your
teeth.... Sprinkles.
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spriteaholic:
A
person who drinks large amounts of Sprite or is
obsessed with Sprite or sprites.
Example: Erica drank 8 cups of Sprite in
one night. She's a spriteaholic.
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spritely
jig: Celebratory
dance .
Example: After their victory the team
danced a spritely jig.
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sproing:
The
sound a compressed spring makes as it is being
released.
Example: The spring made a sproing sound
as it leapt from the dismantled watch.
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Sprong:
An
agri fork with four spikes, found only in
Wexford, S.E. Ireland.
Example: To sprong some hay or straw with
a sprong. To load or move hay or straw with a
fork.
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Sprongle:
To
sustain a light injury to the wrist, ankle, knee
or shoulder, mid-way between a wrench and a
sprain, usually vanishing within two days.
Example: I cannot play tennis tonight - I
sprongled my shoulder lifting a bag of cement
last night
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sprunch:
Lunch/supper.
Example: Let's do sprunch sometime.
Let's go to Vic's for sprunch.
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sprunescoot:
The
action that occasionally happens when your mouth
is open and you taste something particularly
yummy, creating a stream of spit that arcs out of
your mouth
Example: I was eating sherbert and
sprunescooted all over Sharon
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sptuty:
Sport
Utility Vehicle. I bought one. I had a hard time
describing it to my young kids as car or a truck
or an SUV--didn't make sense to them. The
registration had the abbreviation sptuty. So
that's what Chrissie and Sarah and I decided to
call it.
Example: Dad, there's a sptuty bigger than
yours.
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Spub
Day: March
3, a holiday in honor of silliness.
Example: Happy Spub Day, and don't forget
to shine the penguin.
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spubble:
The
cross between a person's space and bubble. A
person's personal space.
Example: Get out of my spubble! Chris
yelled as the teacher stood too close to him.
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SPuD:
Shimano
Pedaling Dynamics (SPD).
Any pedal on a bicycle that uses a form of
clip-in ski binding to hold your foot onto the
pedal.
SPuD newbies spend a lot of time failing to
unclip from their pedals when coming to a halt,
and consequently keel over sideways into the
ground whilst still attached to their bikes with
a puzzled expression on their faces. This is
amusing to experienced SPuD users, but not the
newbie in question.
Example: I bought SPuDs and spent a week
falling over sideways.
Consequently I have plenty of scabs on my arms
and legs.
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spudgy:
anything
happy and good. derived from putting two words
together along time ago.
Example: today is going to be a spudgy
day! look at those people, they sure look spudgy!
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spudgy:
Something
plump, squishy and moist.
Example: The newborn baby was rather
spudgy.
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spudwinkle:
An
interjection used to express and relieve
frustration
Example: Spudwinkle!
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spug-nugget:
A
piece of dirt, crud, etc.
Example: Could you take this spug-nugget
off my shirt?
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spum:
that
disgusting white foamy stuff that forms at the
corners of the mouth caused by talking too much.
Example: Lauryn, did you see the spum on
Mr. Smith today?
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spundry:
A
person who has just been brainwashed and denies
it. In other words, he's confused.
Example: After he was brainwashed, Charla
threw him straight into the dryer. Now he's
spundry.
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spunt:
Small,
withered, or tragically inadequate--like a
Charlie Brown Christmas tree. Sort of a
combination of runty and spent.
Example: Your beard is spunt--shave it off
if you want to get the babes.
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Spurl:
An
overweight adolecent
v. Spurling - To trim ones finger or toe nails
Example: Did you see those two spurls
walking down the sidewalk?
v. So I was spurling my toes the other day and
beleive it or not I almost took the whole thing
off.
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spurp:
When
a person tries to speak, but burps instead.
Example: The crowd was amused by her
spurp.
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sput:
Past
participle of spit.
Example: Yesterday, I sput out the window.
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sputer:
Stupid
computer--when you're upset.
Example: My OS crashed my sputer the other
day.
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squab:
An
expression of great joy, glee, or excitement.
Example: I'm feeling so squab. OR Squab!
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squalorship:
The
living conditions available to a student who has
been issued a
student loan from the Federal or Provincial
governments;
also the living conditions available once the
collection agencies start looking for the loans
to be paid back.
Example: My OSAP squalorship was just
enough to motivate me to work at the 7-11.
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squank:
To
be swindled, cheated, or otherwise screwed,
especially by a female of questionable integrity
and appearance.
Example: That woman stole your what? Bob,
you got squanked.
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square:
a
cigarette
Example: Hey, can I bum a square?
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Squarg:
(n)
A small, brownish-grey troll-type creature, found
in city sewers--or in swamps.
(v) To squat, scurry, or crawl in the manner of
the squarg.
Example: The best method of moving through
small pipes is to slowly squarg through it
sideways.
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squarical:
Similar
to but not exactly a square.
Example: He drew a squarical shape on the
wall.
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squarr:
Popularised
by Clem Bowland as an alternative to square, as
in loser.
Example: Not drinking?! You're a squarr.
That's not like you, Chris. Get stupid with the
rest of us.
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squawk:
(verb)
to complain loudly, often, and without logic or
reason. The squawker's pitch is unbearable
Example: After Nancy Kramered into my
office for the last time, she squawked on and on
about her last meeting.
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squea:
A
term for wazzzup or cool.
Example: Squea, Sara? Sque, Sara.
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squeam:
The
reaction of a squeamish person to a source of
fear.
Example: When she saw all the blood, Mary
started to squeam.
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squee:
A
disgusting, slimy substance.
Example: Look at all that squee. Who's
going to clean it up?
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squeeble:
Variant
of greeble.
Adding squeebles is common step in the process of
designing fictional craft. Squeebles are small
details that serves no obvious purpose.
Contrasted to greebles, squeebles aren't
meaningless. The artists uses his emotions to
create the squeebles. Squeebles can reflect
happines, boredom, or almost any other emotion. A
computer can't generate squeebles since a
computer doesn't have emotions.
Example: The artist adds squeebles to his
spaceship.
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squeejawed:
Out
of alignment, wack, or otherwise not right.
Example: Jojo: Hey, that picture is
hanging crooked. Bobo: Yeah, it's all squeejawed.
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squeem:
A
mysterious or unknown substance; likely in liquid
or gel form (to be used when the speaker is
unsure of the nature of said substance).
Example: I think I just stepped in
some...{at this point, the speaker attempts to
identify the substance; fails} squeem.
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squeet:
a
conjunction of square feet, for anyone in real
estate who's in a hurry
Example: This office has two thousand
squeet in it.
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squeeze
mom: A
mother who prolongs the time a baby remains in a
diaper by squeezing it to see if it is full.
Example: A. Has that baby been sitting in
the same diaper all day long?
B. No. What do you think I am? A squeeze mom?
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Squek:
Squeak.
To make a high pitched shrill noise, usually
emitted abruptly.
Example: She let out a squek to wake the
dead.
So squek the SpiKe.
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squentimetre:
A
small unit of measurement. [US equivalent is a
squintometer--so small you have to squint to see
it.]
Example: Instead of saying, This page is
48 sq. centimetres, just say, This page is 48
squentimetres.
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squick:
tto
squick: to gross out, to disgust
Example: that horror movie/dead
cat/breakfast food completely squicked me out.
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squick:
Something,
especially sexual, which you find inherently
repulsive or a turn off--it makes you go Ew! or
Ick! May be used as noun or verb.
Example: Nipple clamps really squick me.
(Or) Nipple clamps are just one of my squicks.
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squid:
Aa
person in the Navy, generally young, male,
attitudinal, who scams on every 17 year-old girl
he sees.
(I've only heard this used in Virginia Beach,
VA.)
Example: Check out that squid trying to
pick up the high school girls over there.
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squid:
Persons
whose experience in an area, especially sports,
especially paintball, would suggest that they
should be more skillful or more knowledgable then
they actually are.
Someone who should know better or play better.
Example: John's a squid. He's been on the
basketball team since freshman year and still
can't make a free throw.
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squid:
A
double-slang word: slang for the plural of quie,
UK slang for a pound. (Actual plural is quid.)
Example: Lend us 15 squid.
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squidge:
Disgusting
sludge.
Example: Why is that keyboard covered in
squidge?
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Squidgified:
To
squish something or make it soft.
Example: After playing with my modeling
clay, it was squidgified
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squidgle:
1.
To be squished together between two people.
2. When one is forced to become lodged between
several people in a confined space, such as a
car.
Example: 1. You're squidgling me!
2. There's no room on that bench. I'm going to be
completely squidgled.
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squidgy:
That
stage between wet and solid that's really
disgusting; slightly snottish consistency, yet
oddly gelled together.
Example: That dead garrotted bird I just
stepped in barefoot was really squidgy.
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squiegal:
About
one mouth full.
Example: Would you like a squiegal of
water?
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squiffer:
Ocean
slang for a promiscuous squid.
Example: I wouldn't do that squid, I heard
she's a squiffer.
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squiggly
porn: TV
shows appearing on a scrambled, adults-only cable
channel such as the Playboy Channel or Spice.
Example: Hey Bob! C'mere! We're watching
squiggly porn and I think I just caught a glimpse
of something.
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squillion:
A
large, indeterminate amount.
Example: I went to Wal-Mart yesterday and
there were about a squillion people there.
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squilometre:
A
large unit measurement. A shorter way of saying
square kilometres.
Example: Q. What is the area of that city?
A. I think it's about 50 squilometres.
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squingee:
Adjective
meaning with a sickly unappealing appearance.
Apparently derived from squint because someone
who is squinting is uncomfortable and does
not look her best.
Example: Although initially in vibrant
health,
After crash-dieting for six weeks, he thought he
looked slim and handsome, but in reality he
looked squingee and desperately hungry.
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squink:
an
unidentified animal, from the english squirrel
and skunk
Example: i hope that squink isn't rabid.
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squinky:
1.
That awkward feeling when someone really
disgusting is hitting on you.
2. That awkward feeling when you've either said
something you shouldn't have,
or you're just not connecting with someone.
Example: 1. He had about six gold chains
and tried to actually touch me, and it made me
feel so squinky I had to get out of there.
2. I told a joke, and the silence in the room
made me feel all squinky. This was not my crowd.
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squip:
Describes
something cute such as a pokemon.
Example: Jigglypuff is looking remarkably
squip today.
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squirbage:
squirbage
can have a variety of meanings. The meaning of
the word is derived less from spelling and more
from the context and unaounciation of the word.
It is a positive or a negative adjective.
Also se squirbs and squirb
Example: 1. I was bowling last night and
my score was major squirbage. 2. Yo man stop
being so squirbage
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squirrelling:
When
you and someone else are eating any type of ice
cream with chunks of stuff and sharing it out of
the container, the act of specifically targeting
and digging out all the best big chunks for
yourself.
Example: Hey! You're squirrelling all the
cookie dough!
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Squirrels:
Gas,
stomach pains, heartburn.
Example: Oooooooh man, had a bad burrito
and now I got squirrels.
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squirsh:
First
heard in London Ontario, Canada. Can be used to
replace the word 'squish'
Example: Damn...I forgot I had my smokes
in my back pocket, and now they're squirshed!
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squishy:
adj.
the wrong word for adorable derived from when one
cannot think of another word.
Example: Ex.--That guy! He's
sooo...soo.... Squishy? Yes! That's it!
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squishy
squirt: Windshield
washer solvent. The light blue liquid that you
clean your winshield with.
Example: Your windshield is plastered with
bug juice. Please clean it with the squishy
squirt.
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squiver:
To
take a picture of; to photograph.
Example: Kelly tried to squiver a wild
squirrel but she was not quick enough.
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squnch:
A
cross between squelch and crunch. A sickly wet
crunch sound.
Example: I drove over a turtle. Is it ok?
No, it's squnched.
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squooshy:
a
feeling caused by being with or thinking about
someone you really like.
Example: everytime he smiles at me, i get
all squooshy!
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squoze:
Past
tense form of squeeze
Example: I just squoze a zit.
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squozen:
Past
participle of the verb to squeeze.
Example: Mmm, that was a great hug. I've
been squozen.
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squudge:
A
solution that only barely, only questionably,
solves a problem or answers a question.
verb - to offer a solution that only poorly
addresses a problem
other forms - squudgy (adj), squudgily (adv),
squudginess (n)
Example: Enron's defense of its accounting
practices is a squudge because it stretches the
rules to their limit.
Bill Clinton squudged his account of his
friendship with Monica Lewinsky.
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Squzzed:
Slang
form of the word squeezed.
Example: She was so large that she squzzed
herself out of the door.
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sqwank:
A
writing tool.
Example: Hey, hand me my sqwank, will you?
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stabaccomoking:
Smoking.
Example: A. Please take your cigar and do
your stabaccomoking somewhere else. B. OK ...
when you learn to spell.
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Stabbu:
something
you do to someone you don't like.
Example: Man, if you don't give me back my
Nachos I might just have to Stabbu.
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stabe:
Hitting
someone with the flat side of a blade of grass.
Example: Quit buggin' me or I'm gonna
stabe you.
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staboogie:
When
you walk up to a cute nose and squeeze it, you
say staboogie.
Example: Hey, come here and let me
staboogie your nose!
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stacious:
Rigid,
inflexible, someone who is unyielding.
Example: The stacious wood remained even
after a hurricane.
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stacking
order: a
synonym for food chain, used in reference to an
office-like atmosphere.
Example: When I first started working
here, Delia was at the bottom of the stacking
order, and somehow she passed me up.
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stackronym:
Stacking
acronym. A string of acronyms, such that one
letter of an acronym represents
another acronym; opitomized by the incessant use
of 'G' (meaning GNU) in fFree software.
Example: GDK = GTK+ Drawing Kit
GTK+ = GIMP Tool Kit
GIMP = GNU Image Manipulation Program
GNU = Gnu's Not Unix
so. GDK is a stackronym fFor:
Gnu's Not Unix Image Manipulation Program Tool
Kit Drawing Kit
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stadistic:
to
laugh insanely and uncontrollably
Example: louise was stadistic when clea
fell off the chair
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Stados:
Everything
is great; couldn't be better; feel great;
compliment on a job well done.
Example: Hey, Clancy, stados on your last
deal.
The Lakers are stados tonite
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staggit:
A
type of person that defies description by mere
words,
but rather can best be understood by studying the
psyche and the behaviour of the ficticious
character
Joe Dirt--played by David Spade in the movie of
same name.
Example: Hey, staggit, are you done with
my Nascar video yet? OR
Hey, staggit, you should have gone with us to the
WWF show.
This stuff is for REAL--they say it isn't, but it
IS!
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Staghornalite:
An
as yet unidentified mineral from the horny tissue
of certain members of the deer family.
Example: Staghornalite traces have been
found in the pigments of cave paintings of
prehistoric deer, by early man.
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stain
magnet: Someone
who is so prone to messing up her clothes that
she can get dirty
without even touching anything.
Example: My brother-in-law is a stain
magnet. He managed to get food on his shoulder
while eating.
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stairwell
vertigo: That
feeling of loss of balance you get from looking
down a stairwell
(especially firestairs) in a large buliding.
Example: Coming back from the meeting I
had the worst case of stairwell vertigo.
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stalebo:
Pronounced
staleebo.
A car driving that has only one headlight
working.
If the pop-up type, it looks like it is winking
at other drivers.
Example: I went to get my car headlight
replaced, as I didn't want others to see my car
was a stalebo as I drove home.
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stalkable:
adj.
worthy of stalking. cute, appealing.
Example: The guy sitting next to her in
class is absolutely stalkable.
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stalkerified:
(adj)
Acting like a stalker, in a very obvious way..
Example: John-Bob: So, where do you live?
Mary: Well, what a stalkerified question!
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stamble:
Colliding
in a serial fashion with small or immovable
objects while walking, usually accompanied by
curses and rising levels of frustration. (Cross
between stub and amble.)
Example: Alex hopped by holding his foot
as if in agony on his way to the bathroom and
knocked his good foot into a hot iron, screaming
Oh! @#$%*@! and slammed the bathroom door closed.
Jake said, yawning: Why don't he just stop
stamblin' around the place?
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stampled:
Stamped
and trampled. When one is walked on by someone
who makes no attempt to avoid doing so.
Example: I fell in the mosh pit, and got
stampled by some guy in an Adikts tee.
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stand
on somebody: believe
on somebody.
Example: nomatter what he said,i stand on
you!
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stand
up: the
act of not meeting up with someone, even though
you have plans
Example: I was looking forward to my date
with Sheila. After waiting at the bar for two
hours for her, I realized that I had been stood
up
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standard
issue: Regulation
item, the norm.
Example: A: What are you getting at the
bottle shop?? B: Just standard issue, a carton of
draught.
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stankadellic:
Something
that smells really bad.
Example: That limburger cheese is
stankadellic.
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stankonia:
State
of supreme sleaziness; disgusting; revolting,
Example: They keep playing that new Linkin
Park song at work. It's complete stankonia.
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stanky:
someone
or something that smells really bad
Example: that cabbie was total stanky bro!
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stanky
tang laundry mat gang: The
local town square girls that stand by the corner
or in a laundromat or other store located on the
square trying not to get caught by the police.
Example: Dont hang out with her. She's
part of the stanky tang laundry mat gang.
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Staple:
Close
friend.
Example: That's my staple.
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Starbucked:
An
exhaustive, exaggerated, and overly
bureaucratic method of developing a simple
solution or process.
Example: Instead of taking two weeks, this
project got Starbucked into three months.
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starbucking:
going
to Starbucks--also starbuckification,
starbuckified.
Example: Bridget, shall we go starbucking
on Thursday?
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starbuckitus:
The
need of a person to drink Starbucks coffee 24
hours a day, 7 days a week.
Example: John I think you have
starbuckitus.
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starbucksian:
An
adjective which describes an item or store
related to the popularization of a once
grass-roots theme.
Example: When the flashy new starbucksian
restaurant put the diner out of business, the
neighborhood was finally considered upscale.
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starbucksism:
An
addiction to Starbucks, not an addiction to
caffeine or coffee.
Example: I spent another three hours there
yesterday. My starbucksism is getting worse.
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starbursting:
Turning
on one's hazard lights in a handicapped space (or
other restricted zone)
in the erroneous belief that it makes one immune
to a parking ticket.
Example: That cop gave me a ticket for
being double-parked in a handicapped zone even
though I was starbursting!
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Starchey:
A
fellow that is small in size, but one you would
want on yer side if ever a fight broke out.
Example: I would'nt wanna mess with that
starchry sumbitch if I were you.
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stargating:
Used
to describe a person who has stopped paying
attention and who is in his own world somewhere
else in the cosmos. Playfully derogatory.
Example: I was trying to tell him what
happened, but he was stargating.
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starile:
The
condition where celebrities cannot spawn
children.
Example: She could make a movie but she
have childen--she was starile.
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starjack:
To
take another person's coffee from the counter at
Starbuck's.
Example: Gerald was somewhat ticked when
he noted that his venti non-fat dry 185 degree
Panama latte had been starjacked while he was
eyeing the new Barrista.
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starking:
Following
someone through a parking garage or lot in hopes
of getting her spot.
Example: When I noticed the group looking
around I decided to stark them in hopes of
snagging their parking spot.
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statsurfing:
The
process of clicking links you find in your
referrer logs.
Example: I found a brilliant weblog in my
referrer logs, because they wrote a post about me
and someone clicked it.
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stawn:
A
smell of erotic pleasure
Example: John made the girls crazy with
his scent of stawn.
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stayes:
Sleeves
for your legs.
Example: When I ride my bike in the winter
I wear my long sleeved jersey and wear stayes
over my bike shorts.
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steak
in the pocket: To
experience good fortune or good luck when it was
unexpected.
Example: Nice, my roommate bought the beer
this time. Steak in the pocket.
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steak-eatah:
An
oversized American luxury sedan; also applies to
the driver of such a vehicle.
Example: I was drivin' down the Pike when
this big ol' steak-eatah cuts me off and starts
up the brake light revue.
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steakhead:
person
of redneck mannerisms and questionable
intelligence (derivation of meathead ).
Example: He dyed his mullet black before
the hockey game? What a steakhead!
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steamer:
Great,
excellent.
Example: Class is cancelled today?
Steamer!
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steamin:
(adj)
descibes the appearance of one who has consumed
enough alcohol to consume to projectile vomit for
a week.
Example: Min, that guy is steamin! Hud im
up or he'll fa doon in the gutter!
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steaming
wassock: Idiot.
Example: Eee, ya great steaming wassock.
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Steck
Mobile: Another
word for hippy van.
Example: We can go in my steck mobile or
hey, check out the steck mobile.
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steckitation:
when
a person tells really lame jokes but they are
actually funny to that person
Example: how are you? not three bad...
jeez...thats some serious steckitation
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steel:
Term
used to describe an icy cold glance or look from
or at someone in either a menacing or inquisitive
manner.
Example: 1. I am receiving some serious
steel from that chick across the bar.
2. I know I just slept with that guy's sister,
but why is he giving me such steel??
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steen:
Lots,
many loads of.
Example: We got steen bananas.
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steeplechased:
To
run someone out of a relationship by pressuring
him to get married.
Example: After Maria started talking about
wedding dresses, I was completely steeplechased.
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steez:
style
or way of being
Example: You know my steez, I'm always in
jail.
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Stega:
Lincolnshire,
UK, slang for someone with low standards, one who
would pick a penny up off the ground.
Example: You stega, you picked that penny
up off the ground.
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step:
To
challenge someone.
Example: He had beef and decided to step.
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Step
Quick: To
walk briskly, to walk quickly.
Example: We better step quick or well miss
the train.
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Step-husband
or -wife: A
virtual definition imposed on people who're seen
together so often
that people assume they're in a relationship
together.
Esp. for roommates of the opposite sex.
Origin: The term is spawned by the broken family
phenomenon in which one cannot be truly sure if a
child-parent pair are in fact biologically
related. Therefore the term step- is imposed as a
prefix to the assumed relationship.
Example: Either my step-husband or I will
be home all day to let the cable guy in. [They
never give you a narrow enough window to let you
do anything else the whole day. Arrogant
bastards!]
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stephen
wrightism: A
deadpan joke or pun. From the trademark comedy of
Stephen Wright.
Example: I was up all night playing poker
with tarot cards. I got a full-house, four people
died....
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stepmonster:
derogatory
term for 'stepmother'.
Example: i can't go out tonight. i'm being
forced to go to my dad and stepmonster's house.
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stepmonster:
Wicked
stepmother.
Example: James: So, who is going to the
party?
Roseanne: My father, brother, and my stepmonster.
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stepping
on your airhose: To
unknowingly do yourself harm; to accidentally cut
off or alienate resources.
Example: Dingus stepped on his airhose
when he asked the boss's fat wife if she was
pregnant.
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stepstud:
An
unmarried male acting as a stepparent.
Example: His brother’s children have
had many stepstuds.
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stewards:
Used
when you don't believe what someone is saying.
From a stewards' inquiry in horse racing.
Example: Nirvana was a great band.
Definitely need a stewards on that one.
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Stib:
Sticky
goop that is stuck between your fingers
Example: After eating a porcupine, Jimbo
had a lot of stib between his fingers.
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Stick:
Another
word for cigarette, abbreviated form of cancer
stick.
Example: Wanna burn a stick?
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stick
one's fork in a toaster: To
do something really stupid, and when the
consequences arrived, be totally shocked.
Example: Person 1: That was the stupidest
thing Chris ever did. Too bad he's dead.
Person 2: Yeah, He really stuck his fork in the
toaster.
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stickamadozier:
An
annoyance, brat, or general pain in the rear
Example: Stop being such a stickamadozier.
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stickamation:
The
art of drawing a stick figure comic. Normally
taking place between two board high school
children, the practice is banned by teachers.
Example: We were in maths and were doing a
stickamation--check it out!
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stickto-iveness:
Persistent,
following through, not giving up easily.
Example: His stickto-iveness allowed him
to finish his project way ahead of schedule,
despite of all the obstacles he encountered along
the way.
|
sticky:
negative
adjective with a variety of meanings
Example: if a friend is being lame or in
anyway disagreeable... why you gotta be so sticky
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sticky
rice: (n)
Word, concept, or person you've never heard
of...then suddenly you hear or see it frequently
in a short period of time. Derivation: basmati
used to be the rice chosen most often in foofy
restaurants, but now you only see sticky
rice/sushi rice.
Example: This site is sticky rice since
k10k posted a link.
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stickybon:
Anything
considered cool. Derived partly from the French
word for good (bon). Things cool stay, or stick.
Example: Madonna's show was amazingly
stickybon.
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stiction:
A
force between two bodies that builds up with time
and resists relative motion,
then releases abruptly with momentum.
Example: The packing exhibits stiction
during valve stroke.
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Stiff'em:
(v)
Screw them to cruelly brush someone off.
Example: My boss wanted me to stay late
today but stiff'em I,m going home!
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Stige:
An
alternate word for 'playing video games' with the
intent of keep the act secret from a party who
finds gaming to be childish or silly or a
complete waste of time
Example: I wanted to stige later, but my
girlfriend's here and she might spend the night.
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stilb:
S.T.L.B.short
top, long back. Describes the mullet haircut.
Example: There's going to be alot of
stilbs at the Daytona 500.
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Stillers:
A
perfectly accectable way of reffering to the
Pittsburgh Steelers.
Example: I'm goin' down Heinz Field on
Sunday and watching da Stillers play. Where's
your ticket?
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Stilt:
A
smoke.
Example: Do you have any stilts?
or for a pack of smokes,
do you have a bundle of stilts?
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stimulization:
a
low-IQ, but compelling, way of saying stimulation
Example: Well, Chuck, I'm looking for a
man who can give me intellectual stimulization.
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sting-dogg:
an
unfavourable event or situation
Example: 'man that 9 to 5 was a
sting-dogg'
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stink
car: A
late 80s fiberglass-coffin-type car. Typically,
these days, a stink car barely runs, has a pile
of semi-organic garbage in the back, and smells
awful.
Example: My Chevy's in the shop. We'll
have to take the stink car.
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stink
eye: The
look you get from someone who is very annoyed
with you.
Example: Betty really gave Sue the stink
eye for taking her break when we were so busy.
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stinkum:
A
word synonymous with perfume or cologne, usually
describing one that you don't like.
Example: I'm not sure what to get mom for
Christmas this year, maybe I'll just get her that
stinkum she likes.
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stinky
cheese: Parmesan
cheese, like one would use on pizza.
Example: Would you please pass the stinky
cheese?
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stinkyocity:
Used
to describe something that really stinks.
Example: The room reeked of stinkyocity.
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stinkypie:
An
endearment: sweetie pie, sweetheart, etc.
Example: I love you, stinkypie!
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Stite:
Noun-An
individual so in love with him/herself that they
actually believe they are the most important
person in the world
Example: This guy is such a stite that if
you arrested him for littering, he'd tell you
that no law applied to him.
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stitious:
adj.
Characterized by only a moderately irrational
belief that unrelated objects or actions will
affect outcomes. Less than superstitious.
Example: After breaking the mirror, Lou,
merely stitious, knew he would only be in for 2
years of bad luck.
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stixoid:
Resembling
a stick, cylindrical.
Example: That piece of metal is stixoid.
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stoater:
An
unusually interesting, appealing, or attractive
woman.
Example: As I got off the subway, I
noticed a stoater waiting at the far end of the
platform.
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Stock
Exchange: Party
(or other gathering) with lots of potentially
nice girls who aren't old enough to date but will
be soon. You can invest in those girls already,
hence Stock Exchange.
Example: The place was packed with
16-year-olds, quite a stock exchange.
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Stock
Exchange: Party
(or other gathering) with lots of potentially
nice girls who aren't old enough to date but will
be soon. You can invest in those girls already,
hence Stock Exchange.
Example: The place was packed with
16-year-olds, quite a stock exchange.
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stod:
A
nameless and helpless character in video games,
action movies, and similar works.
One who exists only to be effortlessly killed,
beaten, or otherwise dispatched by more
important main characters with names.
Example: Before reaching the boss battle
that ends level six, the player must fight
through approximately two-hundred stods.
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stodgie:
A
cross between the word stingy and the word
bodgie.
It is a word of disgust when describing someone
or the state of something
Example: Sam is really stodgie.
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stoked:
the
utmost extreme excitement. i.e.-a freshman
sorority sister at her first kegger.
Example: I am sooo stoked about the game
this friday!
|
stoked:
To
be really excited about something
Example: Im so stoked about going to the
Clutch Show
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stoked:
Excited,
agitated, manic.
Example: I bet he was pretty stoked she
agreed to marry him.
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stomple:
Combination
of stomp and trample.
Example: Our softball team got stompled on
this past weekend.
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stonatto:
Space-cadet,
out-of-it, idiot, one who is really out there;
anglicized by Italo-Americans as stunad.
Literally translates from Italisn to mean
out-of-tune.
Example: That stonatto didn't even
contribute to the birthday lunch for his own
girlfriend.
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stoned
henge: Derived
from the ancient rock monument in the UK,
this term clearly describes a rock star who has
overindulged.
Example: This band would rock if the
drummer wasn't such a stoned henge.
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stoner
moment: loss
of memory, or loss of train of thought.
Example: I was going to class when i had a
stoner moment and forgot what day it was.
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stonkered:
1:
to be drunk or under the influence. 2: to be
tired or fatigued. 3: to be full after a meal
Example: Oh man I'm absolutely Stonkered
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stooge:
Dodgy
insult to use when you're lost for words.
Example: Oh yeah. Well, you're
a...a...a...STOOGE! So there!
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stooge
foober: Someone
who doesn't comply with things you think are
correct.
Example: Lee is a stooge foober; he does
some really weird stuff.
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stookie:
stupid,
moronic
Example: That was just plain stookie.
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stoolie:
A
guy that typically spends a lot of time on his
appearance, including working out to excess,
and going to clubs wearing tight shirts, overalls
with a strap undone or a vest unbottoned with
nothing underneath to accentuate his body. Root:
Stool sample.
Example: Me: How do stoolies always get
the hot girls at clubs? Friend: I dunno, ask
Ricky Martin.
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stoopy:
Stupid.
Example: Stop being stoopy, youu can't
cook with an Easy Bake Oven.
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stop
'n' rob: A
convenience store, often a locally-owned,
non-chain store. From their propensity for being
knocked over by small time hoods.
Example: Can you go over to the stop 'n'
rob and get me some smokes?
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stoptional:
A
stop-sign in the middle of nowhere.
Example: Don't slow down, it's only
stoptional.
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storple:
To
inadvertently poke holes in an important paper
while attempting to
write on a soft or unstable surface.
Example: Crap! I just storpled my American
Lit. paper!
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stort:
This
word was born from a typo in a community.
I thought it would be fun to make up definitions
for these funny words.
This is a good short version for the infamous
ten-foot pole.
Example: I wouldn't touch that remark with
a stort.
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storyhog:
Someone
who dominates any conversation with an unlimited
amount of stories to tell.
Example: I hate when that storyhog is
around--nobody else can get a word in.
|
stouf:
Synonym
for whore, prostitute, slut.
Example: That girl over there is a stouf.
|
stounce:
A
tight, punchy musical energy possessed by a
limited number of bands.
Example: That band really has stounce.
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stove:
verb:
to smash.
Example: I stove the car up last night
after I left the bar.
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stovepipe:
When
the blow back mechanism of an automatic weapon
short strokes causing a spent cartridge to get
caught between the slide and jettison port;
a jammed automatic weapon.
Example: I only fired one round and the
Berretta knock-off stovepiped on me.
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stover:
(derogatory)
A person who frequently exibits geekiness,
ineptness, extreme stupidity, or other
undesirable traits.
Example: What kind of fool would strap a
JATO rocket to his car? Obviously, a stover.
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stovetop-penicillin:
N.Y.C.
Jewish expression: kosher chicken soup.
Example: I had a violent cold but Mom
whipped up some stovetop-penicillin and it
cleared right up.
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stoveup:
sick,
under the weather.
Example: Nobody has seen Mr. Pritchart for
a while. He must be stoveup.
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straffs:
An
average, non-fasionable pair of pants.
Example: I got out of bed, put on a
t-shirt, grabbed some straffs and left.
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straight:
To
be doing ok; everything is cool....
Example: Friend: Are you ok?
You: I'm straight.
especially useful when declining a task. i.e.
Anyone wanna give me a ride?
Nah, I'm straight.
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straight
from the ghetto: Right
out of nowhere.
Example: I was walking along and suddenly
Steve was there; he came straight from the
ghetto.
|
Straight
Up Molly Wop: To
deliver massive physical beatings to
Example: I'm gonna come straight up molly
wop you!
|
straight-up:
Pure,
unfiltered, whole, complete, etc.
Example: I was drinking vodka straight-up
all night.
|
strategery:
A
Saturday Night Live mispronunciation of strategy.
Example: My idiot boss clearly has his own
strategery regarding this assignment.
|
Strategicisthyzer:
Someone
who defines strategies for the sheer sake of
defining strategies. Very frequent in the web
industry.
Example: It takes a good strategicisthyzer
to really shift the paradigm thing.
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Straubian:
(adj)
Used to describe unnatural luck or good fortune
Example: His Straubian luck came through
when he found a quarter on the floor, allowing
him to pay his lunch bill in full.
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straunting:
Going
from one restaurant to another trying out
different types of food
Example: Last Friday I took Suzy out
straunting all night. Were we ever full.
|
strawberry:
A
crack whore.
Example: Your girl's a strawberry.
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Straya:
For
people who cannot be bothered to pronounce the
whole word Australia.
Example: Straya's got a whole heap of
koalas in it.
|
streak
legal: Used
to reference ugly people.
It should be unlawful for this person to be naked
in public.
It is possible that with a few modifications that
restriction could be lifted.
Example: I have seen Eugene working out at
the club and that guy isn't streak legal.
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street
pizza: A
dried disk of vomit found in the mornng on the
sidealk,
usually near a wall or other means of support.
Example: Whoa! Don't board in that street
pizza!
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street
puppy: Any
hot dog or sausage sold by a street vendor.
Example: Spiros! Throw another street
puppy on the grill.
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street
spam: Signs
plastered along the road advertising dubious or
illegal get-rich-quick or lose-weight-quick
schemes.
Example: According to street spam, I can
make $10,000 a month stuffing envelopes.
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street-cred:
Street
credibility. Your street credibility is your
street shrewdness. Can also allude to the amount
of respect your posse has for you.
Example: I know some folks rag on the guy,
but he has street-cred.
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strengthy:
A
more refined version of strong.
Example: My, but I'm a little woozy from
this strengthy julep.
|
strension:
Stress
plus tension.
Example: The strension is killing me.
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stress
less: Calm
down. Similar to chill out.
Example: Ashley is in a very frustrated
and panicky mood. She should stress less.
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stressfest:
When
it all becomes too much, and you're stressed,
it's a stressfest.
When all the people around you are stressed, it's
a stressfest.
Example: I've got six five-thousand word
essays due in two days and I haven't started any
of them! Aurgh! Stressfest!
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stressophrenic:
The
personality altering effects of living under too
much pressure.
Example: She was not her usual self today.
The amount of pressure she was under caused her
to make some regrettable stressophrenic
decisions.
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stressure:
Stress
and pressure.
Example: I find myself in a lot of
stressure over bio-warfare.
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Stressy:
Opposite
of relaxed
Example: i) Insult thrown during sibling
argument : Ooh, s-t-r-e-s-s-y! I only asked if
she'd dumped you. ii) Chronic parental condition
: 'I only borrowed Mum's car and she got, like,
really stressy'
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stretchedness:
A
lazy, sleepy state, characterised by inordinate
desire to yawn, squirm, and stretch.
Example: I spent the whole morning in a
state of complete stetchedness.
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streuble:
A
scrap or bit of something that has made its way
to the floor.
Usually used in the plural.
(This word was invented and used by my parents
and I didn't know it was not a real word until
college.)
Example: I had to clean up the room since
the process of writing the ransom note had left
streubles all over the floor.
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striata:
The
abbreviated form of Striation and a poetically
embellished form of the word stria which means
a series of repeated lines, with aesthetic
appeal, found in nature, rock formations,
good art, and pleasantly wrinkled skin.
Example: The striata running vertically
beneath his cheek bones suggested virility,
wisdom, and an artistic nature.
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Strilla:
Based
off the spanish word estrella.
Example: That new car is pretty strilla.
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stringify:
To
convert the value of a non-string-type variable
to a string-type variable. Used by IT geeks.
Example: We'll need to stringify that
integer before we can compare it to the user's
input.
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Stroker:
An
unethical, brown-nosing opportunist.
One who has an uncanny knack for mooching, or
feeding off the good fortune of others.
Example: That stroker Matt from Accounting
took the last cup of coffee and didn't refill the
pot.
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Strong:
Midwest
slang to express something good.
Example: Hey, man, this shirt is only five
bucks. (reply) Strong.
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stroppy:
Petulant,
throwing a tantrum.
Example: Why are you acting stroppy?
|
struggle:
To
suffer from mental deficiency.
(Etymology: Emailed to Kevin and Bean, morning
DJs on KROQ, from a listener.)
Example: Shut up, Dylan, you struggle.
|
struther:
(v)
To eat everything in sight.
Example: I had to go struther the fridge.
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stu:
Synonymous
with plumber's crack. Named for a guy called Stu
who had a crappy furniture store we went to a
lot. For some reason his pants were allergic to
his waist, and consequently rode at mid-butt all
the time. God, the horror.
Example: Eeew, Dad, pull your pants up!
You're doing a stu.
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Stub-O-Glance:
The
act of glancing down at the floor behind you
after you clumsily tripped over a
n imaginary object so as to let others know that
you're not really that awkward.
Example: Did you see the Sub-O-Glance that
ballerina gave?
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stubbying:
To
be drinking under the guise of doing constructive
study.
From the Australian for beer = stubby, and to
study.
Example: Bill dismissed his hangover on
the morning of the exam; It's OK, he said I've
been stubbying.
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stuburbia:
A
part of a metropolis that resembles a suburb.
Known as gentrification it usually results in one
or more Starbuck's.
Also stuburb, stuburbanite
Example: I left Larchmont when my lease
was up because it had turned into a little piece
of stuburbia.
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stuck
in Atlanta: to
be indecisive, not know what to do about
something
Example: I'm really stuck in Atlanta about
going to this Christmas party
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Stuck
in Muddy Well!: A
euphemistic phrase used in place of a vulgar
phrase with which it rhymes. Used when you want
to swear, but social circumstances don't permit
it.
Example: Stuck in Muddy Well! I just
slammed my thumb with this hammer!
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stuckholder:
Any
investor in the stock market who bought
securities in an IRA account during a bull market
and
is now stuck holding on to them.
Example: Mary and Suz were surprised to
find their retirement portfolios down 50% in one
year and now jokingly refer to themselves as
stuckholders.
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studentia:
An
overabundance of students who take over an area
usually populated by good folk. On the order of
rodentia.
Example: In Boston, Massachusetts,
studentia invade the city from September to June.
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studio
gangsta: A
fraud, poser, faker.
Example: Don raps about being in a gang
but he's just a studio gangsta.
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studio-groomer:
A
business person in a professional practice
applying the continued
study of the art and science of pet (dog)
grooming.
Example: The studio-groomer studies and
considers
the lifestyle and comfort of the pet (dog) and
pet owner''s grooming needs.
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studip:
Stupid
and moronic.
Example: That boy is completely studip.
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studitis:
Tendency
of females to be attracted to the alpha stud,
like football heroes, for mating--
and males to be attracted to the alpha stud as
their leader, as in gangs.
The animal instinct to mate or follow the
strongest male.
Example: She had studitis so bad she was
constantly jumping to stronger males, but she
died rich and happy.
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Studly:
Mild
insult. Used sarcastically to describe someone
who is not actually a Stud.
Example: You think you have a chance with
that girl ... ya, OKay Studly!
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stuffified:
A
physical state in which one's stomach has been
filled to capacity;
usually takes place following Thanksgiving dinner
Example: That double stack of blueberry
pancakes left me major-league stuffified.
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stuffis:
Synonym
for stuff, only funkier. Origin: Victor Wooten's
CD, _A Show Of Hand_.
Example: Check out all this neat-o
stuffis.
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stuffmuncher:
One
that has the need (and capacity) to put
everything in one's mouth.
Example: Take that nasty thing out of our
mouth, you don't know where it's been. You're
such a stuffmuncher!
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stumbolishious:
To
describe a person who is a combination of both
silly and stupid.
Example: Trying to force an alligator to
wear a nightgown is stumbolishious.
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stume:
A
likeness, appearing similar.
Example: That dog was the exact stume of
Ric.
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stummy:
when
you cant decided wether to use stomach or tummy
Example: my stummy hurts
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stumph:
Horrifically
bad mood
Example: Tim was in such a stumph he began
banging his head on the desk.
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stunaep:
Over-discussing
a meaningless topic.
Example: What a bOring talk, completely
stunaep'd.
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stunned
mullet: smeone
who is looking at you with a total lack of
comprehension, somebody who is 'on another
planet'
Example: I told them that tragedy and
tragic are not the same, but they just looked at
me like a roomful of stunned mullets.
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stunner:
1.
An exclamation of victory. 2. To perform the
Stone Cold Stunner on a person, object, animal,
or concept, or to otherwise beat it senseless.
Conjugation is a matter of preference: stunned or
stunnered in the present tense. Borrowed from
Stone Cold Steve Austin and used extensively by
Brandon Bingham of Sacramento, CA.
Example: Ooh, stunner! Beat you 15 to
nothing! How you like me now? OR I swear, I'm
gonna stunner that dog if she licks me one more
time!
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stunny:
Something
so stupid, it's funny.
Example: Spongebob Squarepants is
definitely stunny.
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stunt
ditch: A
snowboard half pipe.
Example: The Texans headed straight for
the stunt ditch to test the snow quality with
their faces.
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stupe:
noun:
an idiot, someone whose stupidity defies
explanation. Made famous by my dad.
Example: Look at this guy. He's been
driving for 20 miles with his left turn signal
on. What a stupe! or Can you believe this stupe?
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stupe-nagel:
Complete
idiot, variation of stupe, but used with added
emphasis, especially by my mother.
Example: What did you think of Daschle's
speech? He's a complete stupe-nagel.
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stuperfluous:
Superfluous
to the point of causing a mental stupor.
Example: He: Did you hear what she just
said? Me: No. I can't concentrate when she opens
her stuperfluous mouth.
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stupid:
(adj)
1. an extremely abundant quantity. See dumb. 2.
Funny, yet corny or wacky, usually lacking
ingenuity.
Example: 1. You see Ray-Ray timesheet? We
gonna be getting stupid drinks off him come
Friday night.
2. Ha ha ha. You so stupid, Craig.
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stupid
onion: A
woman so unbelievably hot she brings grown men to
tears without marriage.
Example: Pointing excitedly. Holy crap!
That is one stupid onion.
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stupid
stick: Stick
used to punish extremely stupid acts.
Example: I should be hit on the head with
the stupid stick for microwaving that can of
soda.
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stupid-hero:
To
do something extremly brave and stupid at the
same time.
Having done a brave or stupid thing and lived to
tell about it.
Example: Look, he's climibing the tree to
save that cat. He's a stupid-hero.
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stupid-o'clock:
Similar
to early-o'clock, but used to describe any
extreme time
Example: The boss asked me to stay late
last night; I didn't get home until
stupid-o'clock
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Stupidex:
A
(fictitious) system for rating the stupidity of
the general population outside, like the Humidex
measures the humidity of the air.
Example: The heat is making everyone
behave like morons today. I'd say it's about a
+10 on the Stupidex meter.
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stupidiot:
1.
Combination of stupid and idiot, wherein the word
flows off of the tongue.
2. An SUV driver who is talking on her cellular
telephone while driving a Navigator in an urban
area.
Example: Dad, the woman driving her
Navigator at the mall while talking on her cell
phone? She's a stupidiot.
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stupidious:
The
most stupid thing imaginable.
Example: How stupidious! he thought, as
she walked directly into a tree.
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stupidly:
(adv)
Ridiculously.
Example: Chris's SUV is stupidly
big--won't even fit in the underground parking
garage.
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stupiduff:
A
duffer exceeding the limits of stupidity.
Example: The girl over there is a complete
stupiduff.
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stupified:
To
make instructions easy enough for even the
dumbest to understand and follow.
Example: We stupified the manual so that
everyone can understand it now.
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stwange:
Strange.
Example: I had a stwange dream last night.
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Stylin':
It
means that a guy or girl is acting strange around
someone that they like
Example: Is he always like this? Nah, he's
stylin' because that girl is here.
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Stylin':
To
be in the clear.
To have everything all right.
Used to describe when preparations are complete.
Similar to Don't worry about it.
Example: A. Hey, I don't know what I'm
going to do with my car. I hit a big pot hole and
dented one of the rims.
B. Not a problem. We'll just go to the junkyard
and get a new rim, then you'll be stylin'.
I wanted to go to the Hanson concert with you,
but it's all sold out!
I've just called my brother at the arena, and he
got us backstage passes, so we're stylin'.
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stylist:
A
directory of different pigs
Example: I was interested in the
Vietnamese pig and searched it up in the stylist.
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stylist:
A
directory of different pigs
Example: I was interested in the
Vietnamese pig and searched it up in the stylist.
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su-eh:
Son.
Japanese? Or something. Pronounced sigh-E.
Example: What's up, su-eh.
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suavus:
Awesome
Example: That snowboard is totally suavus.
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subbasher:
Someone
who beats up or otherwise humiliates a person
that you could not, or did not,
reprimand for wrongs done to you; a substitute
basher or revenge-getter.
Example: They got mad when he wanted to
shake the hand of the subbasher that she was
sleeping with.
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Subber:
A
substitute teacher whom you can get away with
many things.
Example: Rick's brother's an ultimate
subber--he lets us get away with everything.
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subbie:
another
way to say what's up?
Example: Hey Lauryn! Hey! Subbie?
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subjest:
The
result of a message board or forum thread subject
getting overtaken by a joke
until the joke is the point of the thread and
everything turns inane.
Example: The thread was supposed to be a
discussion about cars and pollution,
but before long a subjest took hold and now it's
full of lightbulb jokes.
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Sublebrity:
A
lesser celebrity; somebody who only got 14
minutes of fame.
Example: Rachael Leigh Cook acts like
she's da bomb, but she's just a another
sublebrity.
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sublemanation:
Subliminal
emanations that most people give off constantly,
unaware that appropriately sensitive people and
animals are picking up large quantities
of subtle information about said person.
Example: Jimmy said hello to his date's
father, trying to hide his nervousness, all the
while sublemanating his intense, all-consuming
fear of the large, ex-marine giant that stood
before him in the doorway.
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subliminal
gastard: 1. A
person who is subtly manipulative and suggestive,
who uses carefully selected words and actions to
achieve a desired reaction.
2. Someone who disguises deriding or mocking
comments in such a way that they are not
perceived intil later.
Example: 1. I can't believe that
subliminal bastard of a salesman convinced me to
get an Apple PC.
2. If I had realized at the time that I was being
insulted I'd have cleaned his clock.
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subliminalationality:
A
secret or hidden place.
Example: James ran to his
subliminalationality as the police chased him.
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subliminibul:
Subliminal.
Example: Talk about subliminibul!
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subliquitous:
To
lack a firm grasp of a large vocabulary. To be
simple spoken.
Example: Jeff was always using big,
obscure words to describe his adventures,
confusing his more subliquitous friends.
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submarine:
Pub.
Extension of rhyming slang: sub = pub.
Example: I'm going to call in at the
submarine for a few drinks on my way home.
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subspace:
The
mental state reached by
a masochist during a
particularly rewarding
beating.
Example: She stopped screaming, and
a smile came over her face,
she was now in deep subspace..
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substition:
Thing
which is real but no one believes, unlike a
superstition which is something unreal which
everyone believes in.
Example: Substitions include It won't get
better if you pick at it and Good things come to
those who wait.
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subtacular:
Less
then spectacular. Of generally low quality but
still better then bad.
Example: The bread on my hero is a little
old, making it subtacular.
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subtastic:
(adj)
Substandard.
Example: John, your recent speech to the
board was subtastic.
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suburbaredneck:
Someone
who used to be a redneck, but then married rich
and moved to the suburbs.
Example: Russ: Katy's mom took a switch to
me.
James: What a suburbaredneck.
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suburbia:
That
boring hell where all the houses are identical in
size and shape.
Example: Let's get outta here- this is
complete suburbia!
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suckadelic:
Something
that sucks.
Example: Yet another Britney Spears CD
that's totally suckadelic.
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suckage:
To
express extreme displeasure at the situation at
hand.
Example: You didn't get your results?
Suckage!
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suckalicious:
It
really**3 sucks.
Example: I can't believe he gave me a
ticket. That's suckalicious.
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sucker
hole: Term
used by astronomers to describe a small, fleeting
patch of clear sky in an otherwise cloudy night.
Example: Steven Hawking: Quick Carl, grab
the scope, I think it's clearing up!
Carl Sagan: Cool your chair Stevo, it's just a
sucker hole.
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suckfarm:
To
suck in a major way.
Example: Suckfarm, I forgot to pay the
electric bill.
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suckfest:
Something
that really**2 bites, and sucks beyond the mere
word suck. If something is a suckfest, it sucks
deliberately and for an extended period of time.
Example: I cleaned toilets all day at
work.
It was a suckfest.
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suckitude:
A
measurement of how much something sucks.
Example: The suckitude of this music is
off the charts!
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sucktacular:
A
word used to describe something that sucks beyond
belief.
Example: Jamie: I got whacked in the nose
with a frisbee today.
Heather: Sucktacular.
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sucktastic:
Sucking
beyond belief.
Example: That new tie you bought me was
sucktastic.
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sucré:
Extremely
sexy girl or boy. A mistranslation from the
German slang 'süßer mädchen' into French. To
make this word work, you have to pronounce it in
an English-French (Frenglish) kind of way.
Example: She was so sucré my mouth
dropped.
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suctions:
Variant
of sucks. Used when you are sick of saying that
sucks when someone else
is going on and on about how much her
life...well...sucks.
Example: A. You know what happened to me?
My boyfriend dumped me--
B. That sucks.
A. Then, I lost my job--
B. Awww man, that sucks.
A. Then, I wrecked my father's cherry 1963
Corvette!
B. That really suctions!
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Suessian:
A
word to aid one in the description of something's
style.
Originates from Dr. Suess, the author, and refers
to his writing style and drawing style.
Example: The drawing I saw at the gallery
was very suessian.
OR His speech had suessian undertones.
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sugar
fairy: someone
who's overly sweet and see's through rose tinted
glasses
Example: she's too much of a sugar fairy,
she wants everything to be sweet all the time.
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Sugary:
Used
to describe someone's extremely sweet or
good-natured personality or actions.
Example: Thank you, dear, that was very
sugary of you to think of me.
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sugary
goodness: Candy
or other sweet treats.
Example: I'm in the mood for some sugary
goodness. Let's go to the candy store.
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suggestment:
A
failed suggestion.
Example: Pete: Hey, you want pizza for
lunch.
Mike: No, I don't feel like pizza.
Pete: Hey, it was just a suggestment.
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sugoi:
Japanese
for cool, amazing, etc. Fun to say in an
announceresque voice.
Example: That ninja was sugoi!
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Suigyu:
(pronounced:
Soo-ee-gyoo) Originated from the Japanese word
for goat. Used to call upon someone who acts like
a goat.
Example: Hey, suigyu! Get over here!
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sul-sul:
bye-bye
Example: As she was leaving she waved to
her mother and said, sul-sul.
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sulching:
An
annoying, involuntary sound usually emanating
from the nose--made by some people while eating.
Example: Stop sulching your food!
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sulite:
lithe,
slender, can sometimes mean slippery
(pronounced soo-leet)
Example: She stood in the spotlight a
sulite and beautiful figure.
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sull:
a
person who is not very good at anything, a bad
action or event
Example: Don't be such a sull, that was a
sull movie
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sumare:
complilation
of the words super, major, real. Means more than
outstanding; hot; fantastic.
Example: Look at that car! It is sumare!
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sumbitch:
Son
of a bitch, used in the southeastern US.
Example: Earl ran over my dog, that
sumbitch.
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Summer
Teeth: missing
teeth
Example: That redneck sure has Summer
Teeth....you know Summer here and Summer there
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sun
off bich: Son
of a bitch.
Example: i has one cat he call pablo. look
to this foto. is very busy. wat this cat do i
didnet understand. all night he stay outside.
what this sun off bich do??? caching fish and
berds is how cat like
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sunbongst:
Badly
sunburned.
Example: My forehead got sunbongst this
week end at the beach.
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Sunday
mornin': Perfect
relaxation, or a cause of relaxation.
Example: I dig her. She's Sunday mornin'.
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sunflurry:
Snow
falling that is lit from the side by sunshine,
like sunshower.
Example: It was snowing and the sun was
shining; what a beautiful sunflurry.
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sunny
g's: Sunglasses.
Example: The sun is so bright today, and I
forgot my sunny g's back home.
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sunset:
A
corporate corruption of the noun describing the
disappearance of the sun beyond the horizon. Used
to with a termination event.
Example: The corporate vice-president
decided to sunset the business when it failed to
meet projected earnings.
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sunuva:
Son
of a. Used in times of extreme emotion. Can be
used in conjunction with bitch or gun.
Example: Stop that you sunuva, I cried
angrily.
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super-c:
Supercool--usage
intended to suggest that user is ultra mod and
has her finger on the pulse.
Example: Matthew is the world's best
dresser and knows all the right people. Matthew
is definetly super-c.
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super-dee-duper:
Good,
neat, better than bad--almost extremely exciting.
Example: Jane: Hey, I got you a
cherry-banana milkshake for lunch.
Jessica: Super-dee-duper!
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super-grovers:
1.
Terminally uncool people who insist on acting
like they're cool.
2. Blatantly and unabashedly conceited, yet
terribly boring people;
can typically be found, wherever they are,
talking about themselves in a painfully tedious
manner.
Example: Just don't let Fred and Ed find
out about it, We don't want those super-grovers
at our party!
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superate:
1.
To cram something into a small, cramped, and
uncomfortable locale.
2. To consume heroically.
Example: 1. So, when we got to Ben's
house, he had so many guests that I ended up
having to superate with Jim
and Mikhail.
2. We were expecting 32 guests this Thanksgiving,
but only 12 showed, so everyone superate.
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superbarificmegatacularcoo:
Really**2
extremely cool. Combination of superb, terrific,
mega, spectacular, and coo.
Example: That cd is completely
superbarificmegatacularcoo!
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidoc:
When
the cat has got your tongue
There's no need for dismay
Just summon up this word
And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it might change your life
Example: Supercalifragilisticexpialidociuos
Even though the sound of it is something quite
atrocious
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound
precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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supercalofragidummy:
Anyone
that memorizes and constantly sings any and every
song that was ever in a
Disney movie.
Example: If that little
supercalofragidummy doesn't stop singing _The
Lion King_ song I'll rip his head off.
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Supercool:
An
obnoxiously cute term the French use to describe
anything they find hip;
believe it or not, they use it quite a lot.
Example: DeGaulle was not only filthy
rich--believe it or not, he was supercool.
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superduperbravissimo:
Fabulous,
great, awesome, outstanding; originally and
perhaps accidentally used by Sergio Franchi in
his hit Domani.
Example: You are so superduperbravissimo!
(Response to a special birthday dinner surprise.)
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superduperlative:
The
ultimate in happy, fluffy goodness, beyond
comparative and superlative
Example: It was one of those
superduperlative Indian Summer days--it was 72,
sunny, and not a cloud in the sky.
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superextable:
It's
a compression of super extra double. It's used
when you really mean it.
Example: That was a superextable job on
that test! 100%.
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Superflicious:
Deliciously
superfluous.
Example: That extra two pounds of
chocolate sprinkles on my ice cream cone sure was
supeflicious.
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Superfly:
Something
or someone of extreme suave and sophistication.
Generally if something is Superfly, it is colder
than cool
Example: hey! you are so cool! you
Superfly
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superhyperfunkadelic:
Mind-boggling
or crazy in a positive way.
Example: That song was
superhyperfunkadelic.
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superliminal:
The
opposite of subliminal--direct and loud manner of
instruction; screaming or in-your-face approach.
Example: George's superliminal tactics in
conversation aided him in expressing exactly what
he was thinking and left no room for surprises.
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Superpontilliarific:
A
feeling of deep and spiritual enlightenment.
Example: Words cant express how
superpontilliarific I feel.
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Supertween:
An
equivalent to cool used in designers circles.
Derived from the tweening function in animation
programs, but otherwise meaningless.
Example: This tune I downloaded is so
good, it's supertween.
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supfest:
Any
meal prepared or eaten between supper and
breakfast.
Example: It's 3:44 AM and I'm having
spaghetti for supfest.
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supid:
1.
Being dumb and all thumbs. 2. You are stupid and
you can't type.
Example: Joshua's email is just so supid.
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supinin:
A
greeting, like s'sup/s'up, but a lot cooler.
Or short for what's happening.
Example: 1: Supinin fellas!
2: Supinin tonight? Any plans?
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supposively:
Supposedly
it's supposed to mean supposedly.
Example: Supposively, I went to an Ivy
League college, but I still can't say
sesquipedalian words such as supposedly.
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sure
sure: used
when you know a friend is exagerating or lying
Example: man i drank 34 beer last night.
your response would be- sure sure
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surfaholic:
A
person who spends unhealthy amounts of time
surfing websites. Related to chataholics.
Example: Dating? Are you kidding? He's a
devoted webaholic.
Check out all the Frito crumbs around his desk.
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surfworm:
1.
Any of various persons, that use computers and
feed on the content of the Internet.
Just like a bookworm reads books, a surfworm
surfs the Internet.
Example: He's been online all night, so
he's a major surfworm.
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surpresent:
a
surprise present
Example: I was taken aback by the
surpresent she gave me.
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surprise
hurl: Uncontrollable
and unexpected vomiting.
Example: I had an Irish Car Bomb for
dinner and ten minutes later Ii had a surprise
hurl.
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Surreality:
When
one's reality is surreal.
Example: The surreality of his dream was
accentuated by the purple frogs.
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survivaling:
The
act of being a survivor or survivalist.
Example: The survivalists tested their
survivaling skills by enduring the long winter in
tents.
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survivicide:
The
ultimate personal mistake made which results in
the extinguishing
of that Survivor contestant's torch.
Example: Kim committed survivicide when
she voted off Lex instead of Ethan in Survivor
Africa.
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survivor
guilt: the
strange feeling in the pit of your stomach when
your coworkers have been laid off, yet you remain
employed. simultaneously feeling selfishly joyous
and sympathetically sorry that you still have a
job when others around you don't.
Example: bill experienced survivor guilt
when karen told him she had just been laid off.
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suspect:
One
suspected of lying.
Example: Here comes that suspect who said
she won alla that money.
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sussed:
To
have figured out or understood, to have totally
wired.
Example: I have that skateboarding trick
totally sussed.
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sussie:
Short
for surprise, often in the form of a small
unexpected gift.
Example: I got you a sussie while I was
out shopping.
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SUV:
Stupid,
Useless Vehicle
Example:
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suvrounded:
What
you are in stopped traffic, in your low-profile,
subcompact, economical car while four
high-profile SUVs are on both sides, and directly
in front of and behind you.
Example: Dadgum it, Agnes, I can't see
anything but rubber an' metal, an' smoked glass.
We're suvrounded.
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suxOr:
A
way of saying suck without being picked up by
e-mail or chatroom filters. Also applicable are
fuxOr, roxOr, etc. (You can figure them out)
Example: BILL: i hate u dumma_24
DUMMA_24: well u suxOr
BILL: oh. fuxOr u
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swa-swa-swa:
In
appropriate answer to any mumbled question.
Example: Q:Chawantagotatheba? A:
swa-swa-swa
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swabbly:
Feeling
kind of sick or disoriented. Originated when a
child was speaking in a news report about faulty
toy manufacturing.
He said his G.I. Joes head was all swabbly,
meaning wobbly.
Example: I need to go home. I feel all
swabbly.
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Swack:
The
tendency on some message boards by the moderators
and site toadies to swarm and attack anyone whose
opinion differs from the site mindset.
Example: Don't post there. You'll get
swacked.
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swacket:
A
zip up sweatshirt jacket.
Example: It's getting cold outside and I
can't find my blue swacket. I guess I'll just
have to wear a sweater instead.
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swaddle:
The
motion one makes when she tries to walk with
underwear around her ankles.
Example: I was sitting on the toilet and
the phone rang, so I had to swaddle into the
kitchen in order to pick it up.
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SWAG:
'Something
We All Get', borrowed from roadies, left-over
little goodies from shows, meetings, etc.
Example: Hey, can I have one of those
hats? Sure it's SWAG.
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SWAG:
Scientific
Wild Ass Guess. No detailed analysis, but an
educated guess.
Example: I'll make a swag at the
dimensions and call you right back.
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swamp
donkey: The
ugliest and foulest of women.
Example: Look at that swamp donkey in the
skank pants, skank top, and CFM shoes.
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Swampass:
The
disgusting condition that occurs when sitting and
sweating for long periods of time, for example -
while playing drums or sitting in a hot car on a
road trip.
Example: B-Luv finished the first set with
a nasty case of swampass.
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swank:
Stylish,
cool, grand. (You'll find this in standard
dictionaries. Sometimes considered colloquial.)
Example: Swank shoes, Ethel. They must
have cost you a fortune.
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Swanker:
1.
One who is swank.
2. A person possesing smartness in style.
Example: Katie knew Bob was a swanker when
she found him watching Martha Stewart.
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swankorific:
(adj)
Very interesting or cool. (Int) Exclamation used
when something good happens.
Example: We got the power back on?
Swankorific.
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swass:
acknowledgement
of an existance or something cool
Example: person walks in to room - other
people day swass
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swass:
The
condition that exists when sweat collects in the
butt crevice.
Example: These polyester pants are so hot
I'm getting swass.
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swayve:
Urban
sophisticated. From a pronunciation of suave.
Example: The trendy couple that lives
downtown are very swayve.
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sweat:
1.
To like or prefer heavily. 2. To have strong
interest in a person or object.
Example: 1. I sweat the new wu-tang cd. I
sweat Carolyn when she wears anything.
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sweatband:
Emphasis
on the current high tempature.
Example: In July, it's hotter than a
sweatband in a fireman's helmet in Las Vegas.
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Sweatdrip:
A
response to anything embarrasing, also used when
one does not wish to answer a question. Derived
from the large sweatdrops that characters in
Japanese anime get on the sides of their heads.
Example: Girlfriend: Would you buy me that
100 dollar rainbow teddybear? Boyfriend:
Sweatdrip.
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sweatermeat:
Breasts.
Example: That chick is packin' some
serious sweatermeat.
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sweatfarm:
Used
to describe heat, as in weather. Basically
reinforces the idea that it's hot outside.
Example: It's really hot outside! Yeah,
it's a sweatfarm.
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sweatin:
v. -
1) to give someone a hard time, to berate. 2) To
be sexually attracted to someone.
Example: 1) Why you sweatin me? I told you
I'd pay you back! 2) When she walked by in those
tight pants, I could tell he was sweatin her!
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sweave:
To
swerve and weave Wile Driving.
Example: That guy tends to sweave all over
the road when he's been drinking.
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swede
deal: Exclamation
used when seeing or dealing with Swedes.
Example: Adam Johnson: Hey are those
swedish tourists?
Dylan Little: Swede deal.
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Swedish
Nugs: Very
attractive women; abbreviation of Swedish
Nuggets. (Credited to James Ruggieri.)
Example: We had a bunch of Swedish Nugs
staying at our place.
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Sweeet:
Something
that is beyond cool.
Example: You have been pardoned, Senator.
Sweeet.
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Sweegy:
largely
cool, a very good thing.
Example: Your new shoes are so sweegy!
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sweep:
latest
popular enthusiasm
Example: some people get caught up in the
sweep
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sweeps
magillicuddy: the
person who has to sweep the store when closing.
Example: hey, look it's Sweeps
Magillicuddy! You missed a spot.
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Sweet:
1.Cigarette,
cigar, or any other for of tobacco product. 2. A
way of asking if anyone would like to join you in
a smoke.
Example: 1. I need to go buy some sweets
'cause I'm out.
2. Sweet? (Anyone want to smoke a cigarette?)
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sweet
as: When
you have everything under control or things are
exceptionally good.
Example: Someone may say tell you, Your
going to get paid this week.In response you say
Sweet as.
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sweet
Lovin': Everything
up to and including sex. Used in public places
where talking about sex would be inappropriate.
Example: I got me some sweet lovin' last
night
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sweet
mullet: Exclamation
comparative to Gee whiz! or Jiminy Cricket!
Example: Sweet Mullet! That boy is
gorgeous!
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sweeterness:
Sweet
or cool, awesome, amazing, etc.
Example: We're going to a concert
tommorrow? Sweeterness.
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sweevil:
Simultaneously
sweet and evil.
Example: Cats are so sweevil--they scratch
the hell out of you one minute and curl up on
your lap for a nap the next.
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swellegant:
anything
that is simultaneously 'swell', clever or
insightful and 'elegant', graceful or glamourous
Example: a dress for a glamourous occasion
purchased at a thrift store for $5; cross-browser
javascript that reduces 38 lines of code to 7, a
spatula that is contoured to fit both your
favorite skillet and the curve of your
significant other with a fondness for spanking.
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Swenson:
When
you really mess something up.
Example: I can't believe you answered my
phone and told my girl I was out with another
babe.
You really Swensoned me on that one!
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swerf:
You
can use this word to describe someone or
something good, bad, wierd, etc.
This the most flexible word not at
www.dictionary.com.
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It is possible to use this word in every context
possible.
Example: You think you are swerf, but your
wife is playing you for a fool.
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swerve:
To
blow off friends, cancel plans, or simply not
show up.
Example: Andrea really swerved us
tonight...she was supposed to meet us at the bar.
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Swick:
An
all-purpose verb meaning to do it up or make it
so. Very equivocal word, open to interpretation.
Often use in conjunction with it, ie swick it!
Example: We were looking at renovating a
run-down house, and when I saw it I told Bob that
we could really easily swick it and sell it for
way more.
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Swicked:
Sweet
+ wicked.
Example: He's swicked at skateboarding.
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swiftorific:
Like
super cool, but even cooler than that.
Example: Hey, your new Lamborghini Diablo
is swiftorific.
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Swillimminence:
The
warm, fuzzy feeling that one experiences in the
last hour before leaving for after-work drinks.
Example: Since she knew that her sexy
workmate Horace would be at the bar,
Rhonda was overcome by swillimminence as 5:30
approached.
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swim
upstream: to
travel a long distance to meet with a
girlfriend/boyfriend, inspired by the lengths
salmon go to mate
Example:
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swindle:
To
cheat or to deceive.
Example: You have been swindled if you
bought a dictionary that does not contain the
word swindle. Swindle is a common word meaning to
cheat or defraud.
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swinemerchant:
Person
who stinks so bad you can smell where she's been.
Example: Damn, you stink! Time to take a
shower, swinemerchant.
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swip:
Beads
of sweat collecting on the upper lip.
Nota bene: The 'sw' prefix can also be added to
any other sweat-collecting body part to form new
words.
Example: It's so hot out today, I'm
getting swip.
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swiped
out: Inability
to retrieve money from an ATM because of lack of
funds.
Example: I tried to get some money from
the cash machine, but I was all swiped out
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swirl:
Vague
uneasiness or angst.
Example: The reorganization of the
department has caused a lot of swirl.
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Swisnoffy:
This
word is an adjective, meaning silly. The noun
form is swisnoff. Originated when I was trying to
read my friend's poem, and instead of reading
swish of, I read swisnoff.
Example: That dog looks so swisnoffy in
that silly Halloween costume!
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swiss:
High
Quality. Like a swiss watch.
Example: Nathan's tennis game was like
swiss.
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switched
on: An
exclamation used to describe something that is
cool, neat, or interesting in general.
Example: Those mittens are soo switched
on. I know, I got them at this switched on store
in the mall.
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Switzerland:
Used
as an interjection in conversation when someone
is asking you to take sides and you don't want to
be involved.
Example: Hey, Sis, could you tell Mom and
Dad to lay off me and my girlfriend? Reply:
Switzerland.
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swivet:
British
expression: what you work yourself into when you
are upset. American equvalent=tizzy.
Example: He rally got himself into a
swivet because no one was paying any mind to the
instructions he gave.
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swoony:
a
light-headed, head-spinny, twirly state of being
that usually results from contact with someone to
whom you are attracted.
Example: when he told me he liked me, i
got all swoony.
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swoops:
A
declaration made to a room full of people,
informing them that they will be severely beaten
if they occupy your seat upon your return.
Example: Swoops, you freaks. I'm just
going to the fridge.
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swordfight:
Phallic
reference used to describe an ironic occurrence
or situation in which a large crowd of frat boys,
or other amorous male zeroes, inadvertently
chases away all appealing females from a bar or
social venue. The witless participants in a
swordfight are known as swordsmen or
swashbucklers.
Example: Upon entering an establishment,
Good Lord! A swordfight. Next place. OR
Swashbucklers! Arrrgh...man the lifeboats!
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swot:
Combination
of sweet and hot.
Example: Steve Zahn is so swot in that new
Drew Barrymore movie.
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SWOT:
Means
an intelligent person always studying
Example: He/She is a complete Swot never
out of those books
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swucky:
Sweaty
and yucky.
Example: My wife won't touch me after
exercising because I'm all swucky.
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swuggle:
the
culmination of the words swig, guzzle, and
swallow. used primarily when one is caught in
between deciding which of the three words to use.
Example: Barb, can I please have a swuggle
of your beer?
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Swunt:
In
baseball, it is a combination of a swing, and a
bunt. You go to lay down a bunt, and push that
bat forward making a swinging action. Ideally,
placing the ball between second base and the
pitcher.
Example: The cleanup hitter (4th in the
line-up) placed a perfect swunt between the
second baseman and the pitcher, getting himself
to first safely.
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SYG-SYG:
Screwing
you get (for the) screwing you gave.
Example: Sorry, you lost your house and
all. That's SYG-SYG.
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symblem:
an
emblem depicting a symbol
Example: All police cars have a symblem on
their door.
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synaesthought:
Relating
to telepathy, empathy, and synaesthesia, the
synaesthought is the concept of a mind's
(neuronal) ability to interpret someone else's
thought, feeling, or ethereal emanation into
something else; as a synaesthete might hear
colour,
one experiencing a synaesthought might feel
someone else's joy as pain (unintentionally).
Example: His synaesthought reaction to her
tears meant that everything he saw was red.
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synapse-collapse:
A
random blurb of nothingness. Same as synapse
lapse.
Example: You know when
you...uhhh...uhhh...I just had a
synapse-collapse.
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synavorous:
Tentative,
uptight, nervous, or defensive.
Example: When told he would not receive
his promotion, my co-worker adopted a very
synavorous attitude.
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synthesthetic:
Marked
by a notable capacity to synthesize new and novel
intellectual or behavioral constructions.
Example: As a social innovator drawing
inspiration from disparate sources, Jill's
capacity for synthesthetic behaviors earned her
admiration from a few and condemnation from the
shallow many.
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syzergise:
To
go round and round in ever decreasing circles
until you disappear.
Example: Bertram was so frustrated with
Fred that he wished he would go away. Bertram
shouted, Fred, syzergise.
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szplug:
An
interjection, usually expressing discontent.
Example: Szplug! I dropped a hammer on my
foot.
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