g:
adj.(gee)Something
that is cool or fun.
Example: Man...this game is g!
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G
to G: Good
to Go. Implies that you are ready.
Example: I packed my bags, grabbed my
ticket, and was G to G. OR Everybody in the car?
All righty, we're G to G.
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g':
More
or less a prefix word that can be inserted before
any curse word to instantly turn it into a
non-curse word, yet still show your general
displeasure at the situation.
Example: G'bollocks.
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g'd
up from the feet up: Looking
ganster from head to toe.
Example: With these clothes I'm g'd up
from the feet up.
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g'day:
Australian
slang for good day.
Example: G'day, mate. How's it going?
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g-mail:
email
for gangsta's
Example: I just be chillin' and sending
some g-mail, yo.
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g-stache:
The
trademark moustache of a young male redneck.
Thinner than a REAL moustache, this type is grown
in a redneck's teen years before a thicker
moustache is achievable.
Example: Billy Bob grew a very unsightly
g-stache in his teenage years..
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g-tard:
a
suburban white kid who pretends he's from the
ghetto.
Example: he's all decked out in FUBU and
nautica gear that his lawyer parents bought
him... what a g-tard.
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G.H.I.:
Get
Help Immediately
Example: You are such an imbecile, GHI!
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G.O.L.L.A.S.G.O.P.:
Giggling
Out Loud Like A School Girl On Potatoes.
Example: I am soo GOLLASGOP.
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G.O.M.E.R.:
Get
Out of My Emergency Room. Term used to identify
an elderly patient who is too sick to cure and
refuses to die,
causing the physician or nurse much wasted
effort, time, and material for no good reason.
Taken from _House of God_ by Samuel Shem. Also a
derisive term for a nursing home patient so far
gone with senility that that all he or she can do
is sit in a chair or lie in a bed, be fed pureed
food, defecate and gather bed sores.
Example: Doc, we gotta nuther Gomer in
room number five.
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g.u.o.:
Acronym
for Great Unlucky One. Originally based on a
D&D character who spent his entire existence
being either breathed on or sat on by dragons -
is now used as an invisible scapegoat for any and
all spurts of bad luck.
Example: Four finals in one day? Looks
like the G.U.O. strikes again!
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gabajillionaire:
A
person with so much money that...they just have a
lot of money.
Example: Why should I try plan to become a
millionaire in the future when I can become a
gabajillionaire.
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gabberduke:
Gross,
nasty, icky
Example: Madi's inability to online was so
gabberduke it was pratically unbearable for her.
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gabbo:
Pointless
acts of self-inflicted harm.
Example: That stunt was totally gabbo.
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gabbo:
A
short and perhaps subliminal piece of
advertising, causing much confusion over what was
actually being advertised. Alluding to the show
with the same name on The Simpsons.
Example: A: (Watching TV) What on earth
was that?
B: I think it was a gabbo ad.
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gaberate:
To
hang out and talk about anything at all with
friends
Example: Did you and the guys hang out and
gaberate last night?
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gabwanaha:
Good-looking
women
Example: Check out the gabwanaha playing
pool on ESPN.
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gach:
A
sticky or unusual situation or someone who is
rude. From the Spanish word gacho, sez JS.
(Pronounced goch as in Gocha!')
{Also the Georgia Alliance for Community
Hospitals.}
Example: After having been short-changed
at the ticket office, he exclaimed: Man, that's
gach.
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gack:
To
attack, destroy, or otherwise damage. Often used
in combative situations regarding enemy
positions.
Example: We have to gack their artillery
before advancing our tanks.
OR
Hey! Don't gack my surfboard.
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gadge:
One
who uses gadgets such as a mobile to phone to
show off.
Example: My God! That awful ringing sound.
Chris is nothing but a little gadge.
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Gadgemetronical:
Used
in connection with electronical gadgets, gizmos,
or other tools.
Usually of little to no practical use.
Example: A watch with a TV remote and
garage door opener and that tells the time in 20
different zones is
only for a gadgemetronical fiend.
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Gadzooks:
Interjection
showing surprise.
Example: Gadzooks! You really startled me.
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gafarbawitz:
Expletive.
An old family word used around kids so that they
don't repeat other four-letter words that adults
tend to say.
Example: When Jacob had his toe crushed by
the garage door, he yelled out: Gafarbawitz! That
really hurt!
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gaff
off: A
verb used in the USMC to deliberately blow
someone off or to delay a task.
Example: Don't gaff off this report. It's
due first thing tomorrow.
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gaffer,
gaff: Used
in place of stupid or silly.
I believe this is a very loose translation of the
dictionary definitions for foolish talk, humorous
old man.
Anyone a bit silly became a gaffer, and, ergo,
some silly thing or act was gaff. Popped up in SE
Mass around 1984.
Example: Did you see that guy arguing for
an hour over the lightsaber fights in _Star Wars_
and how in _Empire_ they cut through the
railings, and in _Jedi_ they didn't? What a
gaffer!
Have you ever see a thing called a Chick Tract?
How utterly Gaff!
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gaft:
to
steal something or someone
gaft, gafted, gafting...etc.
Example: I gafted that tomato from her
stash, and threw at her face.
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gag
a maggot off a gutwagon: Something
that stinks.
Example: His odor is so bad it would gag a
maggot off a gutwagon.
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gaggle:
Washington
DC expression; an informal news conference
without television cameras.
Example: Presidential Press Secretary Ari
Fletcher has instituted a 9 am daily gaggle in
the White House Press Office.
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gagswitch:
The
fleshy bit at the back of your throat that makes
you go kyack! when you stick things too far into
your mouth.
Example: Kyack! Nope I can't eat a carrot
in one bite!
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gah:
Exclamation
used as realization dawns that a disaster is
about to or has just occurred.
Example: Gah! I forgot to backup up the
code before I changed it!
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gah
roo: An
interjection used in in place of what? or huh?
Example: Joe: Your epidermis is showing.
Jon: Gah roo?
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gahcked:
to
be overly excited or adament about something
Example: they were all gahcked over the
fact that they had won the football game
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gairmmin:
gairmmin
is the opposite of the word awesome (used in a
teenagers language)
if something is bad
Example: you got a bad mark in school. you
think. 'GAIRMMIN, I SHOULD'VE STUDIED!'
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Gaish:
Describing
a thing which is gay. Derived from gay-ish
Example: His hot pink belly shirt is so
gaish.
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gak:
A
subjective description of the feeling of the
mucus that develops in the back of one's throat
after drinking a glass of orange juice followed
by brushing one's teeth.
Extra thick milkshakes can often produce the same
results.
Example: Gak! I just can't sing right
after breakfast.
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galamble:
(noun)
A long speech about something you'd rather not
listen to. Ususally you have no part in the
conversation.
(verb) To give an excessively long boring speech.
Example: The teacher's galamble today was
on the unrecursive enumerableness of Goedel's
Theorem.
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galded
or gaulded: Refers
to irritation where legs rub against each other,
as in upper thighs.
Example: He had been working hard in the
field all day and sweated profusely and became
gaulded.
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galumph:
To
gallop triumphantly. From Jabberwocky by Lewis
Carroll
Example: He was so pleased with his
efforts at the game, he galumphed the entire way
home.
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gamalian:
One
well-versed in using games to get what she wants.
Not upfront.
Example: Jeez, did she have to get all
gamalian on me. She could have said it straight.
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gamasteron:
Aa
planet of a solar system whose existence is
certain, but not identified exactly yet.
Example: There are a lot of gamasterons in
our galaxy.
She is like a gamasteron in that you never know
for sure where she is.
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gamooks:
rather
unordinary persons with little awareness of the
world around them.
Example: I don't want this sculpture to
fall into the hands of just any gamooks, God
knows what they'd do with it.
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gamorgeous:
Used
to describe something that is to die for'
beautiful...more than gorgeous and extremely
glamourous.
Example: She was wearing a new dress that
was absolutely gamorgeous.
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gangsta:
A
real thug, livin' the streets the way that the
hip-hop lifestyle would suggest.
Example: Chris is the only real gangsta I
know.
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gank:
To
attack without provocation, to lash out for no
good reason.
Example: Jeez, I barely set foot in the
place when Chris ganked me. I wuzn't gonna boost
nothin' this time.
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gank:
A
moment of public embarrassment.
Example: Someone trips walking into a
pub--that's gank. Tripping coming out is
different.
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gank:
To
screw something up or have it fall short of
expectations.
Example: 1. That basketball player really
ganked his shot.
2. Wave Rally really ganks. The screenshots
looked cool, but the game plays horribly.
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Ganopulator:
Like
the boogey-man, only worse.
Example: The Ganopulator is a scary
fictitious monster who eats everything from food
scraps to dirty single socks--
and toes that hang out of the bed at night.
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gant:
Hungry,
starving for food.
Example: I have not eaten anything all
day, so I am gant.
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gantt:
Collective
for project managers.
Example: The developer hid under the desk
as a gantt of project managers, wild-eyed and
slavering,
stalked the building.
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gaper's
delay: The
traffic delay resulting from a roadside accident
or similar spectacle. Derived from drivers'
gaping behavior when driving near an accident.
Heard on the air in Chicago.
Example: We've got a gaper's delay on the
Eisenhower--a 40-foot tall puppuet is
gesticulating madly at the drivers. That'll add
half an hour to your drive today.
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gapification:
the
act of dressing in, or in the style of, Gap
clothes(sweaters/cargos/etc.)
Example: That guy in the sweater has
really done some gapification
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gaposis:
a
condition of having gaps between ones front teeth
Example: Her smile was not the best
because she suffered from gaposis.
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garage
time: Used
to decribe the time guys spend single after a
breakup.
Example: I'm not really looking to get
into a relationship now. I need some garage time.
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garbage
juice: 1.
The liquid leaking from a torn garbage bag. Most
commonly found on sidewalks in large cities.
2. A beverage which tastes awful.
Example: 1. Gross, I just stepped in
puddle of garbage juice.
2. This martini's awful. It tastes like garbage
juice.
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garbage
juice: 1.
The liquid leaking from a torn garbage bag. Most
commonly found on sidewalks in large cities.
2. A beverage which tastes awful.
Example: 1. Gross, I just stepped in
puddle of garbage juice.
2. This martini's awful. It tastes like garbage
juice.
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garbage
juice: Snapple-brand
fruit punch.
Example: Get me whatever drink they've got
in the store except for the garbage juice.
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garbarator:
Canadian
term for garbage disposal.
Example: Kitchen features include
microwave, dishwasher and in-sink garbarator.
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garborator:
The
large Seuss-like riding vacuum cleaners found
feasting on the sidewalks of downtown Chicago.
Example: The operator sat atop the
garborator guiding it away from pedestrians and
toward select pieces of garbage.
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garf:
To
disfigure an object; the result of such
disfiguration.
Example: That would be a nice guitar
except for that huge garf in the body.
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garfunkel:
To
disappear mysteriously without a trace, like Art
Garfunkel's career.
Example: A. Whatever happened to that kid
down the street? B. I don't know. He must have
garfunkeled.
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Garg:
Someone
very unpopular and unwanted; a negative,
unfriendly person; slang for Gargamel. (Credited
to James Ruggieri.)
Example: He's always complaining, always
trying to impress people... What a garg!
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garganchuin:
Huge,
big, gigantic (anything of the large sort).
Example: Look at the elephant! Yeah...it's
garganchuin!
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gargontunous:
really
really big.
Example: That is the most gargontunous
thing I have ever seen.
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Garlacise:
To
have bad breath from garlic
Example: She is garlacising from eating
that garlic bread.
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garn:
Australian
phrase for hello used in the country.
Example: Garn.
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garr:
An
expletive describing frustration, disappointment,
upsettedness, etc. (Not to be confused with Yarr
which is pirate slang for I begin every sentence
with this word.
Yarr, I be a pirate. Yarr, hoist the sails,
maties!)
Example: Garr...I lost my keys again.
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garry-groundwork:
Used
to describe a male that is extremely 'nice' to
girls and is usually friends with several girls
at any given time. The phrase derives from the
fact that the person is usually trying to lay the
'groundwork' for future romantic engagements or
just a casual one-night stand. This person will
often be found preying on other guy's troubled
girlfriends or other girls in need of a 'nice'
guy to talk to.
Example:
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gas:
Fun;
hilarious--normally relating to something said or
done by another person
Example: You're gas, wheezed Simon,
laughing at his Pal's latest joke.
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Gaschmackalickinous:
A
word used to describe the bizzare quality of
lunch sandwiches which causes mid-afternoon
gassiness. This word can also be used to describe
a person suffering from said sandwich-related
mid-afternoon gassiness.
Example: Sandwiches from that Deli are
rather gaschmackalickinous.
Every time I go there on my lunch break, my
coworkers suffer for it afterwards.
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gastev:
To
place another in serious and grave risk of death
through physical contact; to inflict serious
injury on another through a pre-meditated
collision of bodies.
Example: I really inflicted some gastev on
that guy.
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gastronomical:
An
excessively large amount of flatulence.
Example: You certainly seem to be
gastronomical today.
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gastroporn:
Food,
particularly desserts that are so good they are
like sin in a dish.
Example: The cheesecake that bakery makes
is pure gastroporn.
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gat:
A
fully automatic carbine. Most often used in
reference to an Uzi.
Example: Fluffy poodle wit a gat / Popped
a cap inside da cat. Ghetto Petz by Zippy Von
Zippy.
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gat:
Gun.
Example: Don't cross me. I've got my gat
locked, loaded, and packed.
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gattese,
chatois, gatés, koshk: The
Italian, French, Spanish, and Russian words
meaning the language spoken by cats.
Example: I passed a cat sanctuary in Rome
one day and noticed the funny accents being
meowed from one mangy cat to another. It was then
that I realized these Roman cats were speaking
gattese.
In the feline world, the cats who are generally
considered the snobbiest and rudest of all are
those who speak chatois.
Ryan's cat Bob is cramming lessons in gatés
because the new next door neighbors are Mexican
immigrants whose two cats, María-Josefina and
Carlita, are long-haired hotties.
Masha is from Moscow. Masha is a cat. Masha
speaks koshkii. Masha likes borscht.
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gattle:
To
wreck or destroy utterly, as with a Gatling gun.
Humorous evolution of Gatling, from the machine
gun of the same name.
Example: It's a good thing that big white
no-name British boxer took a dive, 'cause it
looked like Tyson was 'bout to gattle him.
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gauche:
Underwear.
Example: Make sure you wear clean gauche,
in case you get in an accident.
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gawping:
Combination
of gawking and gaping
Example: Did you see him gawping at those
girls?
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gaybob:
A
person who acts or is stupid.
Example: I never really realized how much
of a gaybob you are.
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gazillion:
a
large number
Example: I received a gazillion emails
while on vacation.
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Gazinda:
A
street whose name changes depending on how far
along the street you are.
Example: If you had trouble finding the
store it's because Benton street is a gazinda;
you start down Lower Muscatine, and that goes
into Kirkwood, which goes into Benton.
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gazinta:
One
of the four fundamental operations in math.
Example: 2 gazinta 6 three times.
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gazinta:
a
small plastic container such as those produced by
RubberMaid or Tupperware or the type that come
filled with cottage cheese which are then used to
store leftovers in the fridge. Stuff gazinta it.
Example: There's enough lasagne left for
lunch tomorrow. Gimme a gazinta for it.
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gazochstahagen:
Used
for any German verb, when talking to someone who
does not know any German.
Example: When I was last in Stuttgart I
bought a new gazochstahagen.
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Gazoinks:
A
random number of years somewhere in the viscinity
of 5 to 50.
Example: Boy, I haven't seen that in
gazoinks!
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gazorninplat:
Something
unknown, a thingy, a whatchamacall it of sorts.
Example: I cant finish this model, I lost
the gazorninplat that came with it.
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gazump:
British.
To offer more for a house than another has
already offered and had accepted. In US, this is
not allowed--in UK, it is
Example: I've been gazumped on the house I
made an offer on.
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gazute:
Euphemism
for the buttocks. (Sort of.)
Example: You've been a pain in my gazute
all day.
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gbobulin:
A
happy goblin who typically expresses her
happiness by bobbing a lot.
Example: He was dancing like a gbobulin.
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gear:
Clothing.
Example: I'm going to NY Image to get some
new gear.
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gear-head:
An
individual assiduously devoted to cars and their
engines.
Example: He's such a gear-head he keeps
pinups of American muscle cars in his room.
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Gearhead:
Someone
whos a big fan of the band Clutch
Example: That chicks got like a ton of
Clutch cds..man shes a Gearhead
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gedge:
The
white gunk found in the corner of your mouth
after chewing gum and dancing all night.
Example: Wipe your mouth., then check your
gedge.
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gedunk:
U.S.M.C.,
Korean War. A very small restaurant or snack bar.
Example: I'm hungry, let's stop by the
gedunk for a beer and hotdog.
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geedunk:
Junk
food, candy. A Navy expression. A debate has been
raging over its orgin for decades.
Example: Where's Joe? He's at the store
getting some geedunk.
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geek:
To
be involved in highly technical or geek-like
behavior as a social outlet or to have fun.
Example: Ken, I know the new computer is
fun, but you have to stop geeking with your
friends and come have a conversation with real
people.
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Geek
out: To
become very nervous, paranoid.
Example: After I took the test I started
to geek out, because I thought I failed it.
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Geek
Speak: Describes
terms used by ... well ... geeks. Usually
specific to a genre the general public knows
nothing about.
Example: These friends of mine play
D&D, and are always talking in Geek Speak.
They spend entire conversations discussing THAC0
and saying things like how about a celestial
badger? and I choose to disbelieve!
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geeked:
when
someone is all rattled about something
Example: Thank god the State survey is
over everyone was so geeked acting.
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geeked:
Extremely
happy or excited.
Example: I was totally geeked when I got
my first car.
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Geekend:
A
weekend spent engaged in geek-related activities.
Example: I've just bought a new computer,
so it looks like it's going to be a long geekend.
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Geeker:
Someone
who messes up something that is going well.
Progresses to Double Geeker and eventually
Deedledorfer if things go real bad.
Example: We were getting tons of work done
until that geeker came along and geeked it all
up.
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geekgasm:
A
fit of intense geekly joy; happens when a geek
runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky
not seen every day
Example: Chris almost had a geekgasm when
he saw the trailer for the new Star Wars movie.
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geekin:
Pursuit
of geek happiness.
Example: Jer sat in front of his computer
geekin while he waited for his girl to get home.
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geekolater:
A
person whose sole purpose around the office is to
translate between the tech gurus and the average
guys.
Example: Hey, can somebody go grab the
geekolater? I can't understand a word this guy is
saying!
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Geeta:
To
Leave
Example: Lets geeta. (As in Geeta hell out
of here.)
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geezer:
A
lad, in the purest sense of the word. Usually
from london.
Likes women, beer, and football. Tends to be
involved in suspect deals such as second-hand
televisions.
Example: Look at John--he thinks he's a
geezer.
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geezerbird:
London
term for women without the girlie games-playing
nonsense. Still feminine, but with lad-like
directness.
Example: What's she like? Oh, she's cool,
she's a geezerbird.
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gemscape:
The
mind.
Example: Let me look into the gemscape and
see if anything shines.
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gen:
The
lowdown, the truth, the real stuff.
Example: He is telling you true gen.
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Generation
Dot X: alt.
Dot X Generation, or Dot X'er.
A group of people graduated from college after
the burst of the Dotcom bubble, with abundance of
computer skills but no decent career
opportunities to apply them to. A predicament
reminiscent of the one faced by Generation X.
Disappointed but happy that they did not make a
Dotcom fool out of themselves. A general feeling
of missed opportunities like they showed up to a
party too late, only to see empty bowls of caviar
and shrimp cocktails. Unlike the Dotcommers who
were able to save enough money to move to
Thailand to hibernate until the economy recovers,
this group of college graduates have no choice
but to accept jobs that are substantially below
their expectations.
Example: Those Dot X'ers are paying off
their student loans for their Media
Communications degrees by working at restaurants.
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generational
dissonance: The
state of believing that one's generation is
unique;
that one will avoid the errors made by
predecessors in similar situations.
Example: He actually thought that 90s
music would be around forever.
It was generational dissonance that kept him from
seeing that it would clearly have the same sad
fate ten years from now as 80s music does today.
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generica:
the
stores and strip malls you can see in any town in
America. They all look the same (generic).
Example: When you see anything in a town
that looks the same as in any other town in
America you just comment generica
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genericalize:
To
make something generic
Example: The site was too specific so the
designer was asked to genericalize the design.
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genericise:
To
write or design something in a way that is
generic or to change something to become
generic--especially
software.
Example: We should try to genericise this
bit of the software.
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Genericus:
Transformer
kicked off of Cybertron after a risque run in
with Optimus Prime in the shower after the game.
Forced in ignominy to roam the universe with the
Gobots.
Example: What's wrong ,Genericus? Oh,
nothing, other than living in exile from my home.
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genetic
cul de sac: A
place showing signs of inbreeding.
Example: Going through New Jersey is like
travelling through a genetic cul de sac.
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Genetical:
Genetic,
thus making an incorrect word use correct. All
teachers will buy it once you tell them you found
the word in the pseudodictionary.
Example: Katie said that sneezing multiple
times was genetical, because her father sneezes a
bunch as well.
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geni:
The
plural of genius.
(Kind of like the plural of cactus is cacti.)
Example: Your family sure is a bunch of
geni.
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geniac:
Very
clever, intelligent person who displays
maniac-like behaviour when under the influence of
alcohol.
Example: We watched the young computer
whiz stumble out of the bar with his car keys in
his hand.
There goes a real geniac.
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geniosity:
n.
The quality or condition of being a genius.
Example: How the hell did you score a 98
in that Chem final? Geniosity.
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geniosity:
the
quality or state of being a genius
Example: How the hell'd you get a 98 on
that orgo chem final? Geniosity.
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geniyical:
Genius-like.
Example: That was truly geniyical.
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genki:
From
the Japanese, meaning healthy, cheerful, and
vibrant.
Example: She's always so genki, which is
cool, but sometimes it gets on my freakin'
nerves.
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genuity:
The
act of being genuine.
Example: His genuity impressed me; he felt
compassion and expressed that warmly.
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geoflatus:
The
foul smell produced by oil refineries and pump
jacks usually on a regular basis,
especially around West Texas.
Example: What is that noxious odor? Why,
Mam, that's just good old geoflatus,
the smell of Mother Earth here in Odessa. The
smell of money.
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geographically
undesirable: Someone
you would like to date, but lives too far away.
Example: Nikki sure is hot, but she lives
in the next state. That makes her geographically
undesirable.
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Geoja:
Georgia.
Example: Jump in the van. We're gonna get
some peaches from Geoja.
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george:
A
Las Vegas gambling term used by dealers. Denotes
some one who tips well. If the customer tips
extremely well he would be a King George. A
george will almost always get special favors and
treatment from the house. The opposite of flea.
Example: Ben Affleck is george.
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George
Picketfences: A
name for a person whose name you have forgotten.
Example: Hey, look! It's ummm, George
Picketfences.
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George,
Mac: Generic
name for someone whose name you do not know.
Example: Hey, George, will you let me get
off the bus please?
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Georgia'd:
To
be had; swindled, ganked, to get got.
Example: I gave this broad a hundred
doller bill to get us some grub and was georgia'd
for the whole wad.
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Georgium
Sidus: The
original name put forward by Sir William
Herscell, the discoverer of Uranus, for that
planet.
Example: Ooh, look. See how bright
Georgium Sidus is tonight.
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geotrophisms:
Ultra-fantastic
visual images flashing through the mind's eye.
One may observe this occasionally just before
going off to sleep.
Time may seem to become distored during this
period of hyper-realistic visions.
Example: I experienced a really cool set
of geotrophisms last night.
What a trip! I wish I could draw some of this
stuff down.
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gerb:
(v)
You let someone have a bite of your food. She
doesn't clean the spoon. She leaves drool covered
leftovers on the spoon.... Also, sloppy eaters in
general.
Example: Mildred, you just gerbed on my
spoon!
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gerd:
used
to describe anything with a consistency between
curd and goo.(gerdy)
Example: That oatmeal was gerd!
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gerfasshed:
Stymied
seems to be a good fit for this word, coined by a
Susan Gunther in a query she submitted to The
Word Detective, copyright 1999 Evan Morris.
Example: Dear Word Detective: I am totally
gerfasshed (just made that up in order to
alliterate) by the word gridiron. When, why, how
did it come into the language to mean football
field? I have queried several football-player
types who appear to know all there is to know
about the game, and none of them knows why a
gridiron is called a gridiron. -- Susan Gunther,
via the internet.
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Geri:
A
disappointingly small amount of something. From
ex-Spice Girl Geri Halliwell
Example: I hoped to get a generous portion
of the banoffe pie, but was only served with a
geri.
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germish:
An
unconscious combination of German and English
that results from not thinking about where you
are.
Example: And then I looked up in the
Himmel to see if I could spy some stars or even
some Sternschnuppen.... Oops! I'm speaking
Germish.
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germophobe:
A
person who is deathly afraid of getting sick.
Example: J gets nervous whenever he's
around anyone who's sick. What a germophobe.
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gert:
Something
weird or unusual. (Also a diminutive of Gertrude.
My second cousin Gertrude, though, was called
Gertie.)
Example: That cheese in the cafeteria
smells gert.
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Geschwint:
I
don't know if this word actually exists, but it
sounds German and it sounds cool.
Example: Like when something has been
running along real smooth ... you say It went
Geschwint
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gesolent:
(n)
boring, and dull.
Example: July 17 is Gesolent Day.
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gestobulate:
The
act of making vicious gestures and hand motions
towards inanimate objects. See voibulate.
Example: I gestobulated the computer
because it was being too slow.
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gesundt-height:
Not
to be confused with Gesundheit (which is often
said after someone sneezes). Next time you sneeze
and someone says that, answer back with: 28
inches. When they ask What? tell them 28 inches:
the distance from the floor up to your geshundt
Example: My geshundt-height is 28 inches.
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get
in share: Cajunfor
Get In There.
Example: Boudreaux told his alligator, Get
in share.
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get
off the grass: Used
to knock back something that isn't worth what it
costs. This phrase comes from Helen from
Canberra.
Example: Florist: Ms. Burns, that
particular bunch of roses costs $300.
Ms.Burns:Get off the grass!
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get
out of peach: A
command conveying essentially the same
instruction as stop what you're doing
Example: Tell Steve to get out of peach
and help me out here in the stockroom.
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get
red: Variant
of redass or case of the ass.
Example: 1. That guy made a pass at my
wife while I was standing right there, so I had
to get red with him.
2. He got red with me when I told him to find
somebody else to work this weekend.
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get
small: Synonymous
with Get out of the way; used primarily with dogs
and children, or anything else likely to swarm
around your feet and trip you as you are trying
to, say, carry two armloads of groceries into the
house
Example: Get small! George yelled at the
dogs, who were crowding around his feet as he
tried to carry two full wine glasses to the
table.
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get-down:
Elapsed
time from punchout time at work on Friday to
church on Sunday.
Example: I axed my main man, Z, what was
goin' down for the get-down?
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Getokhyldte:
(Pronounced:
Get-oh-kaild) Used to describe a person under the
age of 18 who dresses as if a lower-class citizen
Example: Look at that getokhyldte go,
wearing his moldy shirt.
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getting
horizontal: An
extremely relaxed position.
Example: Where's Mac? He's getting
horizontal in front of the tube.
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getting
your lips beat: 1980s
USAF slang.
Performing a superhuman task at incredible speed
and just barely being able to keep up.
Example: I was getting my lips beat
running messages for the Major.
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gffa:
Good
From Far Away. Taken from the boys at my local
Wendy's.
Used to describe a girl that you thought was good
looking while she was at the back of the line,
but looked horrid close up.
Can be use by girls for boys, too.
Example: Ewwwww! Sorry, guys, false alarm.
Definitely GFFA.
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gfl:
acronym
meaning Gamer For Life
Example: The guy sits in front of his
computer playing Counter-Strike day in and out.
He's a hardcore gfl.
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gfunk:
Girlfriend.
Example: Get on with your life, Justin.
Dump the gfunk tonight.
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GG:
Good
Game.
Example: Hey, GG, wanna play again?
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ghandi:
A
replacement for the word God used in vain.
Example: Good Ghandi! I can't believe he
fragged them all.
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ghe:
What????--I
don't understand.
Example: A. Hey, Jimmy,
hoolinguyattamouth.
B. Ghe?????
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ghee:
Unexplainable,
disgusting-looking substance. Often cheese-like,
sticky, goopy, or strangely-colored.
Example: Ewww...I just stepped in some
ghee! Have you got some rubber gloves and some
bleach so I can clean it off?
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ghetmo:
More
ghetto, ghetto-er if you will. Not quite the
ghetto-ist, but more ghetto than ghetto, hence
ghetmo.
Example: That movie was overly ghetmo.
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Ghetrified:
1.
To be extremely ghetto--that is, low-quality or
lame.
2. Wearing clothing that makes one look silly or
disreputable.
Example: 1. Check out the duct-tape all
over that car. That is too ghetrified.
2. You need to lose that do-rag. You look totally
ghetrified.
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Ghettiste:
(Get-ees-tay)
An object that is very expensive but is really a
piece of crap.
Example: That watch is so ghettiste.
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ghetto:
1.
Cheap, bad, inferior, half-assed. 2. An
imitation.
Example: That was a wicked ghetto parking
job, but we'll only be here for a few minutes.
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Ghetto
Blaster: radio,
usually used when the radio is too loud
Example: Apparently my ghetto blaster is
too loud for the nieghbors.
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ghetto
booty: Your
closest buddies.
Example: Yay! Ghetto booty crew is here.
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ghetto
Fried Rice: Fried
rice made with hot dogs or bacon and without
veggies. Usually made by poor college students.
Example: After we got back from the bar,
Debbie made us some ghetto fried rice.
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ghetto
lemonade: My
friend coined this at a party...basically it is a
mixed drink with really cheap ingredients,
preferably one that is yellow in color like
lemonade. A good example:a margarita on the rocks
with just margarita mix and nasty no-name
tequila.
Example: Why're you drinking that nasty
ghetto lemonade? There's a whole case o' Mickey's
in the cooler.
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ghetto-fabulous:
Ghetto
fashion taken to a whole new level.
Example: J-Lo is rockin' that sparkly
white bandana! She is ghetto-fabulous!
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ghettohackeresse:
When
one messes up hacker slang and doesn't know it
Example: Look at Llama. He said L3ke
instead of Lik3. He's speaking ghettehackeresse.
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ghettolicious:
Word
used to describe females with the junk in the
trunk.
Example: That J.Lo sure is ghettolicious.
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ghettospeak:
A
dialect. Formerly spoken and understood only by
those who actually lived in the ghetto, but now
widely used and abused across the
country--especially by wealthy, Caucasian
teenagers who live nowhere near any sort of
ghetto yet attempt to use the dialect.
Example: Would you quit talking
ghettospeak and say something in English?
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ghey:
(gay): Don't
be foolish, silly. Said gay.
Example: A: Wanta' go sky diving? B: Ghey.
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ghmarsz:
my
buddy and i figured out how to spell the sound
'meh' just cause it has a silent r s and z the
gha sound makes meh
Example: do you know what time it is?
'ghmarsz'
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gholdenphish:
A
bizarre combination of ideas that in some way
still works;
a collection of thoughts that still pertain to a
particular goal though are seemingly unrelated.
Example: Between Ellie's mad commentary
and Amanda's unique taste in music,
the radio show went on to be another successful
gholdenphish.
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ghost:
Said
when one is leaving a room or area.
Example: I've got nothing left to do here,
let me throw a pound to y'all. Later, I'm ghost.
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ghost
out: To
follow someone and have her be totally obvilious
to your presence even when you try to be obvious
Example: My friends were talking about me,
so I ghosted out and listened in.
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ghost-employee:
From
Oklahoma politics: a state employee who gets paid
although she never shows up for work,
one who got the job as a political favor or
payoff.
Example: The Oklahoma State Health
Department is notorious for its many
ghost-employees.
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ghostbait:
A
male individual who vanishes from the face of the
earth, or seems to do so, since he spends all his
time with his girlfriend and abandons his other
friends.
Example: Ed: Bill is such ghostbait, I
haven't seen him in weeks.
Ted: Yeah.
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ghostbone:
rare
; different
Example: All beings have a ghostbone
holding onto their souls.
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giakem:
A
mild, all-purpose, generic insult. Pronounced
with a hard g.
Example: Aldous is an all-world giakem.
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gianormous:
Bigger
than both giant and enormous. Larger than life.
Example: Look at the size of that guy's
mullet, it's gianormous.
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Giantism:
To
be obsessed by They Might Be Giants.
Example: Sarah's suffering from giantism
at the moment.
She hasn't listened to anything but Mink Car for
three weeks.
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gib:
Noun:
Juicy chunks of flesh in a video game left after
causing massive damage Verb: To deal massive
amounts of damage to someone in a game and make
them leave a bunch of gibs instead of a corpse
Example: He was already low on health and
that rocket gibbed him.
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gibben:
Given.
Example: It's a gibben that politicians
lie.
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gibber:
incoherent
babbling. can be done vocally or by mashing your
keys randomly on your keyboard while chatting.
Example:
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Gibbermonkey:
A
person who is making no sense; someone who
consistently makes no sense while speaking.
Example: Don't even bother asking him the
time, he's a gibbermonkey.
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gibble:
Descriptive
of an emotional state in which one's mind is
scrabbling for some purchase on reality,
much like a hamster sliding into a glass bathtub.
From wibble-sclup (echoic? Terry Pratchett, _Men
At Arms_) and gibber (verb, denoting the act of
spouting panicked gibberish).
Example: A: How are you doing?
B: Eeble! Wib! Computer crashy no time help!
C: Oh, don't mind him--he's a little gibble about
the essay due tomorrow.
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Gibbon's
Christmas: An
outrageously wonderful time.
Example: That party was a Gibbon's
Christmas.
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gible:
Dumbest
person on earth.
Example: Harry: He tried to beat him up
and lost. Tom: Oh, my God, he's a gible.
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giblet:
In a
video game, the sub-chunks of fleshy chunks that
an enemy is rendered into upon dealing the
creature/player a massive amount of damage and
subsequently gibbing their gibs.
Example: A bouncing grenade finished the
job, making giblets of the poor newbie's gibs.
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gibongous:
Relating
to or of humongous or gigantic. Unproportionally,
ridiculously, or untruthfully oversized.
Example: Ned, I had this fish...it was
gibongous...but, it got away.It must have been 60
or 70 cubits in length.
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gibson:
Hacker-speak
for computer. In the movie _Hackers_, the gibson
was the big mainframe computer. Gibson doesn't
imply large computer system, just a computer in
general.
Example: Hey, Adam! We just hacked that
gibson.
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gick:
Interjection
used in place of yuck or gross.
Example: Gick! I just stepped in gum.
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giersch:
To
not show up. When someone tells her friends
she'll meet somewhere at a specific time but then
is a no-show either because she forgot or even
more likely because she never intended to show up
to start with.
Example: Halley's obviously giersched on
us again. Halley's a giersch. (Noun)
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gift:
Dublin,
Ireland, slang meaning great, brilliant, super
Example: That film was gift.
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gifterang:
The
gift you give someone because you like it and
hope she won't so she will give it back to you.
Example: The cordless drill my husband
gave me for my birthday was definitely a
gifterang.
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gig:
Party,
gathering. Gigging=partying.
Example: Where's the gig tonight?
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gigangic:
Extra
large. Story behind this was a chick who once
desribed her boobs this way in front of me.
She was was loading her PA into her trunk
(emo-accustic musician, just ended gig), and her
boob got in the way.
She exclaimed to some younger girls who were next
to me, Geez, don't you hate it when your boobs
get in the way?
By comparison, they were glass-flat-chested, so
they responded, No, we don't have big boobs.
She says, Oh. Well mine are, like, gigangic.
I was entertained by this for quite an
inappropriatly long time... not in front of her,
of course...
Just thought you'd like to know, even thought
none of that could go on the site...
Example: Man, that is one gigangic cat
that just walked by.
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gigantalar:
(adj)
Bigger than anything else.
Example: The election was a gigantalar
mistake.
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gigantasized:
Very
big.
Example: The Washington Monument is
gigantasized.
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gigantomongous:
Bigger
than humongous
Example: That six-pound hamburger is
gigantomongous!
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giggersnort:
Snorting
sound, produced by laughing through the nose.
Often derisive laughter.
Example: Haha. That was so funny.
(giggersnort)
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gigglefest:
Two
co-workers sitting around laughing instead of
working.
Created by Bonnie Lintick in 1995.
Example: It was one big gigglefest when
Noelle and Gail got together.
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gigglepalooza:
A
large collection of co-workers sitting around
laughing instead of working.
Example: Judging from the noise coming
from down the hall, gigglepalooza is back in
town.
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gigmungous:
Combination
of gigantic and humungous. Something that is
extrememly BIG.
Example: The pyramids in Egypt are bigger
than huge... they're gigmungous!
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gigroncous:
Bigger
than ginormous. Quite big.
Example: The hangover after the college
party was gigroncous.
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Gigundo:
Huge.
Example: I made myself a gigundo
cheeseburger.
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gihorrific:
Large
and especially frightening.
Example: The recent elections were
gihorrific.
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gihugeic:
Much
bigger than giant and huge put together.
Example: The sound of the audience
applause was gihugeic. OR Jack's bean plant was
gihugeic. It reached all the way into the clouds.
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Gihugic:
Incomprehensibly
large
Example: I have a gihugic amount of work
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gimme:
The
lust for more stuff.
Example: He bought the thing he didn't
need just to satisfy his gimme.
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gimmer:
Fool
or idiot.
Example: Outa my seat, gimmer.
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gimmish:
Irritating
minutia, trivial nonsense, often used to minimize
the importance of another's request or concern.
Example: Don't bother me with that gimmish
right now.
I'll finish the quarterly report after I'm done
with this game of Tetris.
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gimongous:
Extremely
large; gigantically humongous.
Example: I have this gimongous fungus
growing on my toe.
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gimoungus:
Gigantic
and humoungous--that is, rather large.
Example: Alas! The sky is absoloutly
gimoungus.
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Gimp:
A
computer nerd that will not help a person with a
computer related problem, other than to talk in
techo-babble.
Example: I would asked John but he's a
gimp.
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gimpified:
Messed
up, not normal.
Example: Oh, my God! My hair is like, so
gimpified today. OR Look at that boy over there.
Have you ever seen someone as gimpified as him?
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gimpner:
A
score of ten or more on any indidvidual hole in
golf.
No one ever puts down more then 10 anyway (named
after Bill Buckner's effort in the 86' series)
Example: What did you get on the last
hole?
Oh, just put me down for a gimpner.
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Gimputer:
An
old, old, slow computer that can just about
handle running one program at a time. Prone to
system crashes and obscure application errors.
Comes in a nice range of yellowed beige plastic.
Example: DAMMIT! My gimputer crashed
again!
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ginch:
Pronounced
with a hard g as in again.
(n) Synonym for story as in What's the story?
(v) Ginching--an all-encompassing term for having
a good time.
(adj) Ginchy. Meaning really great.
Example: 1. What's the ginch, lads?
2.Basically I was ginching last night on the
dance floor.
3.That meal was really ginchy.
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gino:
To
screw someone, to cheat, to lie, to generally be
a sleaze.
Example: Aw, that bastard really gino'd me
good that time.
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ginormous:
Somewhere
between gigantic and enormous. Especially handy
when describing Jennifer Lopez' rear end.
Example: Did you see the J Lo rear end on
that one chick. It was ginormous, too.
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Gintestines:
Refers
to the upset nature of one's stomach after a
night of hard drinking.
Example: Ooooh, my gintestines are killing
me today.
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giraffe:
A
person with a long neck, large protruding Adam's
apple, and large sideburns.
Example: Did you see the giraffe with the
sideburns?
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giraffiti:
Vandalism
spray-painted very, very high up.
Example: The giraffiti at the top of the
Golden Gate Bridge will simply have to remain
there until fall.
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girdle:
A
circle of girls found in malls and high school
halls, usually obstructing passage.
Example: I ran into a girdle, so I was
late for class.
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Girk:
never
had a boyfriend/girlfriend
Example: Kyle is a girk.
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Girl-goyle:
Combination
of girl and gargoyle. This is a girl of lower
beauty. Often kept in a group of girls with
higher beauty to make them feel better.
Example: Joe, you go for the girl-goyle
and keep her busy.I'm going for the good-looking
one.
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girlchick:
A
term of endearment used by young women for each
other.
Example: Heya, girlchick! How ya' doin'?
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girleen:
What
you call a female acquaintance when you can't
remember her name, and have no intention of
learning it.
Example: Girleen, how are you?
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git:
A
git is a person under the age of 16.
Example: You see that girl trying to pass
for 20? Just a git.
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gitch:
Breif-style
underwear for boys, ie: before the age where they
learn to know them as 'breifs'. This is a common
word throughout parts of Canada, and although
'gitch' can refer to numerous pairs of the
underwear, 'gitchies' is the often-accepted
plural form of the word.
Example: As was always the case, Christmas
brought with it a new stock of socks and gitch
for young Timmy.
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Give
it a Roast: To
try something
Example: (Pulling the slot machine arm
let's give it a roast!
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give
it laldi: Scots
slang: making a fuss or a big noise.
Example: Hey, your Jimmy's giving it laldi
out back.
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Give
it some V's: Another
way of asking someone to turn the volume up.
Example: Joe: Hey, Jack, this album is
cool, but could you give it some V's. I can't
hear it.
Jack: No problem.
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give-a-damn-dividend:
I
know this is four words joined together but if
you say it right it can sound like one. It means
I don't give a damn, of course, but if you add
the dividend on the end it really rolls of the
tongue. No one can take you seriously if you say
this when you're angry.
Example: Look pal I don't
give-a-damn-dividend about the size of your
swimming pool! Just shut your face and get on
with your work.
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givener:
the
act of partying.
(giving her, gave her)
Example: we partied pretty hard last
weekend, are we givener tonight?
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giveupmanship:
Pertaining
to the act of dropping out of an activity in a
particularly notable fashion
Example: And in a truly remarkable display
of giveupmanship, after running only 200 metres
of the circuit, Steve walked off towards a
refreshment stand and bought himself some chips
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Gizmodgery:
A
term for a small, useless, complicated man made
device.
Example: The newest gizmodgery from Japan
is the watch claculator and the earring cell
phone.
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giznizzel:
A
collective of goals or accomplishments that need
to be addressed.
Example: What is all this giznizzel over
here?
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Gizza
Gussie: Scots
slang, a request for an orange segment.
Example: Gizza gussie y'orange, pal.
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gizzlefumper:
A
person who tells long, pointless stories that are
half off the subject.
Example: Megan is a gizzlefumper. Does
anybody have any duct tape?
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glacial:
excruciatingly
slow, inspired by the inch per year movement of
glaciers
Example:
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gladiacious:
When
one goes all out to defend himself.
It is intended as an affectionate term; an
undaunted local hero facing an adverse and
ignorant situation.
Example: Deb was so gladiacious when those
jerks started trying to bring her down.
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glah:
An
expression to use when you feel tired,
frustrated, bored, confused--or all at the same
time--or just because you want to say it.
Example: Hey Janey, how ya feeling?
Glah.
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glark:
Figuring
something out from the situation.
Example: The System III manuals are pretty
poor, but you can generally glark the meaning
from context.
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glarsplanobular:
Of
gigantic size (comparable with a very large
planet).
Example: Wow, that's huge! It's bigger
than huge! It's...glarsplanobular!
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glass
girder: Any
woman who, by actions, words, or thoughts, helps
to support the Glass Ceiling.
Example: Sometimes I think the Oxygen
channel was custom made for glass girders.
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Glass
Of Soda: Someone
on whom you have a celebrity-like crush. May
involve stalking and gushing about them
constantly, or having stars in ones eyes while
talking about them or drooling excessively in
their presence. Originated on the message board
of Life's So Rad (http://www.radcomics.com)
Example: She talks about Jack all the
time, he's her Glass of Soda.
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glayvin:
From
The Simpsons, used to lighten up tense
situations, to show surprise. or just to sound
like an idiot.
Example: Needs more garlic,Glayvin!
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Gleary:
Weather
bad beyond gloomy, a mist of rain with a little
sunshine trying to break thru.
Example: Yuck-- it's really gleary today!
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gleeb:
Of
or pertaining to glee; to shine or exude
happiness; derived from fans of the 60s group The
Monkees (exact origin other than this unknown).
Example: She gleebed through all the hard
years of her life and emerged successful.
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gleebin:
An
expression of surprise or disgust, always used at
the end of a sentence.
Can also be used as a nonsensical interjection.
Example: This coffee is hot, gleebin!
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gleek:
when
spit comes out of ones mouth while speaking,
yawning, etc.
Example: Damn you! You just gleeked all
over me. Haha, I just gleeked on ya!
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gleemite:
Fossilised
glob of toothpaste found in the bathroom
Example:
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glenned:
Australian
slang--to be lazy or incompetent at handling a
task.
Example: The dog was too glenned to get
the ball.
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glibido:
All
talk, no action.
Example: He demonstrated his glibido when
he kept rambling about his screenplay, his work
in progress. Turned out the screenplay was only
two pages long.
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gliché:
A
computer error that happens over and over again.
Child of the words glitch and cliche.
Example: That kernel32 error is getting to
be such a gliché.
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glider
fuel: Empty
space or air. (Gliders don't need fuel, therefore
glider fuel does not exist.)
Example: Guy over there doesn't seem all
that bright. Nope, looks like he has got a head
full of glider fuel.
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glip:
The
squeak noise made in poorly ripped MP3s
Example: This song I downloaded from
Napster has a lot of glips.
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Glitch:
The
annoying things that a computer does like crash,
lock up, etc.
Especially used to describe idosyncracies caused
by program bugs and not viruses.
Example: My computer's got a glitch. It
froze up again.
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globalite:
A
person dedicated to and concerned with everything
global.
Example: Mary the globalite wants us all
to do more to help the earth.
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Globular:
Having
the characteristic of a gelatinous glob.
Example: The dinner was unfortunately,
globular.
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Gloiven:
An
expression of suprise, mock horror. Can be used
just as a spontaneous outburst.
Example: Gloiven! There's a spider in my
hair.
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glom:
Of a
thick and conglomerated nature, usually
pertaining to food or something else
that makes a thwocking noise when you stir it. A
sticky glob or wad. As a verb, to grab onto
something.
Example: A glom of peanut butter fell on
the floor. This can of oriental stir fry is
glommy. I hate it when you stand in the kitchen
glomming onto the food before dinner's ready.
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glom:
To
put way too much of a condiment on a food item.
Example: I like my pancakes with just a
little syrup. Don't glom!
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glom
on: to
desperately attach yourself to something.
Example: He glommed on to the idea like it
was his own.
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glomp:
Internet
generic verb. Performed in adoration or love of
the glompee, in a fanboy/fangirl manner.
Details of the glomp are left to the glompee's
imagination.
Example: Nezu glomps Aspect as he enters.
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Gloom:
To
turn down or otherwise dim a source of light.
Example: You know the movie is about to
start when they gloom the lights.
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gloopy:
Super
chunky.
Example: I despise peanut butter. It's so
dang gloopy.
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Glork:
To
spill something of a liquidy or semi liquid form
(pudding, dip) on yourself.
Example: Oh geeze, I just glorked all over
with that salsa.
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glossaholic:
people
obsessed with chapstick, who put it on 100 times
a day. They're constantly waxing their lips up.
They even pass it around to other addicts like
its a joint or something.
Example: See that guy over there smearing
chapstick all over his lips for the 10th time in
the past hour? thats a glossaholic!
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glossy:
Adjective
used to describe something visually impressive or
appealing. May be used in superlative form,
ultraglossy.
Example: You check his new ride? Damn is
it glossy! -or- That new shirt is so ultraglossy!
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Gloucestahspeak:
it
is the offical name given to the way someone from
gloucester, mass speaks. coined by carlson
Example: 1st person- i can't understand a
thing that kid just said! carlson- that's because
he was using gloucestahspeak
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gloush:
the
action of getting soaked by a passing car hitting
a large puddle
Example: i got completely 'gloushed' by
that bus
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Gluck:
Good
luck. Used by lazy people who can't be bothered
with an extra syllable or by people who can't
pronounce ood.
Example: Gluck. You're going to need it.
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gluck-snort:
1.
Something unidentifiable by any other word.
2. An unknown booger-ish thing on you.
Example: Sally, you have a gluck-snort
hanging out of your nose again.
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Glucker:
The
flap of skin that hangs down at the back of your
throat. Another name for uvula.
Example: Man, my glucker sure got a
workout when I gargled this morning.
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glucklich:
Happy
or lucky state of mind. Nobody is sure which.
Example: Wow, that brick just missed your
head. That's so glucklich.
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glup:
Generally
likable underappreciated peon.
Example: Everyone liked Micheal in the
mailroom, but the poor glup is definately not
moving up anytime soon!
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glutious
maximus: A
kind of Latin-based word used to describe the
derriere.
Example: I'm just letting you know to
cover my glutious maximus.
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gluttonizer:
what
you call someone who eats too much too fast
Example: All she did at the party was
gluttonize. Honestly, she didn't even take her
hand out of the chip bowl.
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gnarf:
A
petty, annoying person.
Example: God, what a gnarf that Chris is.
Always whining about double hits.
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Gnarlical:
Gnarly
combined with radical. Very awesomely cool.
Example: Alex, your new kicks are totally
gnarlical.
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gnashcar:
A
car being driven in an infuriating manner.
Example: And just try parking on the
street. Even if there are ten spots,
you've gotta deal with every gnashcar in town to
pull into one.
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gnoid:
A
computer geek.
Example: You know you are a gnoid when
you've sat in front of the computer until you
can't close your eyes because they are dried out.
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gnome:
Anyone
with horrid spelling who hangs out in forums or
chat rooms and just says mindless garbage--
like a spammer but the gnome only posts one
message with really bad spelling.
Example: Gnomes would say this in a video
games forum. Duus anywun no the resipee for
bluubari pi?
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Gnomes:
A
hypothesis for a mysterious phenomenon, often
prefixed by the object(s)/person(s) it affects.
Example: Coco, whose pants mysteriously
come unzipped, has a bad case of the pants
gnomes.
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gnorn:
Mope.
Example: Don't gnorn.
|
gnur:
Lint
found in the bottom of a pocket; often mixed with
loose change.
Example: Searching for a quarter, I
reached into my pocket and all I came up with was
gnur.
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go:
Situation,
event, happening, etc. Usually preceeded by
What's the... Can also be G.O.
Example: What's the go for Friday night?
What's the G.O. on that order I placed?
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go
get em tiger: A
way to describe getting a lot accomplished.
Example: Tomorrow is going to be a go get
em tiger day. I am going to do laundry, go
shopping...and I have a date!
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Go
Pfig: 1.
When a computer has a General Protection Fault
and closes down. Taken from the generic static
discharge noise made from a computer forcibly
stopping.
Example: Aww crud! My computer just went
Go Pfig!
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Go(ing)-off:
To
get extremely angry.
Example: Did you hear Pete at that party?
He was really going off that someone drank his
beers.
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go-fast
gear: Car
modifications which serve little purpose but to
look flashy. Usually seen on a frat boy's fast
and furious modified Honda. Derogatory term.
Example: He added a lot of go-fast gear to
his puny little '88 Civic. Check out the go-fast
light and the go-fast neon license plate.
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goacheese:
Similar
to a goatee, the goacheese is the string of
cheese that annoyingly droops from your chin
while you eat cheese-covered foodstuffs, like a
piece of pizza.
Example: As Boyd lifted the gooey
enchilada to his mouth, a string of cheddar
settled on his chin forming a magnificent
goacheese.
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goalmost:
A
hockey play-by-play term, meaning almost a goal.
The announcer gets excited because he thinks his
team just scored, then he realizes he was
premature. The shot has hit the post, or the
goalie makes the save.
He's announced the goal, now he recovers by
trying to say almost.
Example: He shoots, and it's a goalmost.
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goan:
Used
to tell someone to go and do something else.
Example: Hi, smee again. Goan play in the
traffic.
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goat
eggs: a
reaction to any highly unusual occurence
Example: He marveled at her sixth finger,
Goat eggs!
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goat
rodeo: A
complete fiasco, wate of time and energy.
Particularly a business situation with various
people working on incompatible projects towards
one goal.
Example: Without a file naming convention,
this project is going to turn into a total goat
rodeo.
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goat's
toes: Used
when something happens that wasn't part of your
plan, but isn't a major problem. Or, to say, Who
cares?
Example: I got short-changed by a penny at
Burger Box! Oh well, goat's toes.
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Goat-Monkey:
(capra
simia) That of the species having the body, face
and tail of a simian,
and the horns and hooves of a goat.
Example: We call this hooved horned
primate a goat-monkey.
Goat-monkeys are native to few places, yet have
been transported around the world.
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goatswaggle:
To
be cheated.
Example: That carnie will goatswaggle you
every chance she gets. Even when she makes
change!
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gobb:
Guilty
of being boring.
Example: He was gobb, so she traded him in
for a line of men, who were also just as gobb to
her.
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gobbledegook:
Conglomerate,
often trash. Inconsequential, incomprehensible.
Example: Your essay was gobbledegook,
almost as if you pasted it up randomly from
invented words.
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gobbler's
knob: A
high hill, usually the most prominent in an area.
Example: They live in the old mansion up
on gobbler's knob.
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goblimey:
A
word for a shock, or something you say whilst
being bored, or could be used as a sigh.
Example: Goblimey,did you see that?
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gobslu:
many
things, a plethora.
Example: I have a gobslu of things to get
done today.
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goby:
Reverse
salutations, goodbye, see you later. To be used
when departing from presence.
Example: I'm going to go now, so, goby.
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God
Bless Captain Fear!: Expression
of relief when you realise that something you
backed out of due to sheer cowardice turned out
to be dangerous and ill-advised after all.
Example: Did you see that scaffolding
collapse? God Bless Captain Fear! I didn't climb
up it.
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God
Botherer: An
excessively religious person.
Example: That Michael's a right God
botherer.
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God's
telephone: Remember
Saturday night when you were hanging over the big
white telephone in the restroom crying Oh God, oh
God!?
Example: A. (At a party) Mmmmbrrrsss .
(Runs to the restroom.) B. I think God's
telephone is ringing for him.
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Godincidence:
There
is no coincidence. What happens is exactly what
God plans, so it is a Godincidence.
Example: Your coming by to help me when I
needed my flat tire fixed was a Godincidence.
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godlike:
Although
it's not a word out of nowhere (heck, even KMFDM
have a song by the title),
in this context it means really nifty, really
cool.
Often used with the adverb inherently.
The line For in truth, you are godlike came from,
I think, the Homeric hymns.
Example: I got the most godlike CD today.
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godoodle:
A
golden retriever and standard poodle mix
Example: Henry, our dog, is a godoodle.
|
gog:
Gift
of god, miracle.
Example: Can be used seriously, or with
humor: Jennifer is a gog.
Brad thinks he is a gog.
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Gogettahedrong:
A
peculiar multi-facetted geometrical
figure-of-speech, as used by professors of
physics, etc.
Example: Gogetyahedrong, Jones. Also
associated with Gogetyahedboyled in the USA.
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goig:
to
strangle with a rope; to beat with a club or
mallet.
Example: If you don't shut up, I swear to
God I'll goig you!
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goinable:
Able
to go in.
Example: That doesn't look too goinable.
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going:
Speaking
or saying.
Example: Don't be going no when I'm
telling you yes.
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Going
Outside: Leaving
the state.
Example: I'm going outside for the
weekend, maybe to New York.
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going
pro: To
do an activity professionally, usually said
sarcastically.
Example: John: Geez Marc, you sure are
drinking a lot tonight! Marc: Yeah, I'm thinking
of going pro.
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going
yard: Hitting
one out of the park.
Example: Sosa went yard three times last
night.
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goink:
greeting
to other family members, exclamation at family
event to register warm tidings
Example: goink, brothers and sisters
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gointahellhome:
What
you say when you are leaving work for the day.
Example: It is 4:59 and I am
gointahellhome.
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goiven:
generic
curse word for use in overly civilized settings
Example: That goiven just ripped me off!
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goku:
A
annoying, stupid person who thinks she is
strong--when she isn't.
Example: Tera was being a goku when she
said she could pick up a car. Maybe she could get
picked up in a car--if the driver was stupid
enough.
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goldbrick:
One
who feigns injury or imparity for gain. A
malingerer.
Example: That goldbricking SOB said he
needed a ride to the store for ointment, but he
bought a case of beer.
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golddigger:
Term
used to describe a man who is always looking for
the perfect woman;
generally, he is looking for a woman who looks
good and makes her own money as well
Example: I broke up with Stefan because he
was a golddigger.
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Golden:
relating
to someting very old yet very good
Example: School House Rock is golden!
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goldiness:
Godliness.
Origin: Someone close to me meant to say
Godliness but said goldiness instead.
Example: Cleanliness is next to goldiness.
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golfomercial:
A
television advertisement for golf equipment, or
corporate financial or informational services.
Example: The big fad on the golfomercial
scene these days seems to be knowledge
management.
|
golk:
One
who does does not know his or her ethnic heritage
or background.
Example: In his homeland, Adam was ashamed
because he was a golk.
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gollywonkered:
Disheveled,
crossways, crooked.
Example: That rug isn't square--the
corners are all gollywonkered.
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gomer:
A
stupid or inept person.
Example: That toll booth operator
shortchanged me. What a gomer.
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gomez:
(n)
One who is generally inept, but specifically
aimed at those who pretend to know what they are
doing and boast publicly of their faux prowess.
They are transparent and everyone knows how limp
they really are. Usual accompaniment is behind-
the- back snickering and general merry-making at
the expense of the gomez.
Example: Ricky is a champion gomez.
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gonasyphaherpaloids:
STD.
Example: I just came down with a nasty
case of gonasyphaherpaloids.
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gondersnatch:
Person
who unfailingly manages to become distracted or
preoccupied by something trivial in the middle of
doing something important. Especially one who
also succeeds in getting himself injured while
engaged in said inconsequential affairs.
Example: Would you quit being such a
gondersnatch and get your eyes back on the road?
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gone
chunky: What
happens to milk when it spoils.
Example: Pick up some milk, the moo juice
has gone chunky.
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Gone
Crisco: Crisco=Fat
in the Can.
To gain a copious amount of weight in the
posterior region.
Usually applied to females, yet gender
non-specific.
Example: I thought David was hot in high
school, but he's gone crisco.
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Gonichiwa:
Hello,
how are you?
Example: Gonichiwa.
|
gonk:
A
prize won at a fair or fete - typically a small
furry toy.
Example: I won two gonks at the fair
today.
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gonna
hump that: to
like something immensly
Example: ooohh that car's is hot. I wanna
hump that.
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gonnata:
a
combination of the words 'gonna' and 'to' meaning
going to.
Example: Have you taken the trash out yet?
No, but I'm gonnata
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goob:
1.
Someone who is cheap or unfair. 2. Expression of
frustration with a person who is cheap.
Example: 1. He uses that move over and
over. What a goob!
2:What the goob? Awww, goob!
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goobaal:
dumb-headed
Example: You are the biggest goobaal I've
ever come across in my entire life.
|
goober:
a
goober is someone who looks/ is a bit silly, not
as harsh as stupid or dumb
Example: My father in lay looked like a
bit of a goober at the wedding
|
goobrul:
That
icky bubble you get in the back of your throat
sometimes that makes your voice sound all muffled
and gross.
Example: Lauryn, you sound muffled. Do you
have a goobrul?
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good
count: Affirmation,
such as excellent or awesome. Used in the
Canadian Altlantic provinces.
Example: Eh B'y, she's a good count! OR
That pound of meat there is a good count for $2.
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good
from far, far from good: A
phrase for describing those people you take the
time to look at from a distance,
only to be disappointed when up close.
Example: She looks good from far, but far
from good once you get closer.
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goodfromfar:
A
person, usually of the opposite sex, who looks
attractive at a distance, but appears much less
appealing close-up.
Example: Chrissy was goodfromfar, but far
from good.
|
goodzerodd:
Possessing
unusual DNA patterns.
Example: In Alaska, while hunting for
eligible men, Sheryl discovered that the odds are
good, but the goodzerodd.
|
Goof
Troop: refering
to a person or people that act or are
particularly goofy or strange.
Example: You and your goof troop friends
can leave if your going to act so dumb.
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Goofenthal:
Unknown
brain reaction that causes excessive giddiness,
giggle, laughing. Usally uncontrollable, and for
no apparent reason
Example: Look at her laugh, she's all
hopped up on goofenthal
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goofnugget:
(noun)
- one who says or does stupid things without
realizing it... (verb) - to do something stupid,
foolish, or regretable
Example: (noun) What a goofnugget. (verb)
If you're just gonna goofnugget around, I'm gonna
leave.
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google:
1.
To do extensive WWW searches using the
www.google.com search engine. 2. To cheat at
trivia.
Example: In this game there will be no
googling.
|
Google
Eye: (n)
a lazy eye
Example: 1) That old man had an awesome
google eye. 2) Get off my land, you googly eyed
bastard!
|
google'em:
To
run a background check on someone by putting
their name into a search engine, like Google.com.
Example: If you get another weird email
from that guy you should google'em.
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Googled:
Googled:
to become an instant expert on a thing, person,
company or idea in a few seconds by using the
wonderful search engine Google. Often carried out
in order to hide actual ignorance of the matter
being googled.
Example: I was a bit dubious about what he
was saying on the phone, so I googled him while
he was talking and found that everything he said
about syzygys was right on target.
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googlewhacking:
Finding
a two-word search on google that returns exactly
one match--and competitions resulting from this
concept. Score is calculated by multiplying the
number of pages returned by each of the words
individually.
Example: Don't post your high scoring
googlewhacks to the web.
Once google finds them, there will be at least
two results from the search.
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googley-moogleys:
Any
small gross, icky things.
Example: Get those googley-moogleys out of
the corners of your eyes.
|
googly:
when
you fell grossed out and discusting
Example: He makes me googly
|
googoogajoob:
Used
when in extreme confusion, used to confuse other
people.
Example: Did you know that the Product of
the limits is the limit of the product?
googoogajoob!?
|
goojy:
Firm
in consistency, but turning gooey.
Example: I nearly choked on that day-old
sushi because the rice was no longer goojy.
|
gookamoonga:
An
exclamation of surprise, disbelief, or elation.
Example: Great gookamoonga! I can't
believe that Dean Kamen's IT was just a silly
scooter.
|
goombah:
Someone
who is not intelligent in the ways of daily human
activity--social outcast or moron.
Example: I saw a man today wearing a red
sneaker on his right foot and a combat boot on
his left foot. He asked me if I had change for a
dollar--because he needed to cross the street!
What a goombah.
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Goon-Hunt:
Driving
around late on a Friday or Saturday night yelling
abuse at
strays and groupies.
Example: We went on a goon-hunt last night
and saw many randoms.
|
goontripper:
Pinhead.
Example: Geez, I just mailed all my bills
without stamps...what a Goontripper!
|
gooponya:
Gooponya
is a noun that means the worst kind of gummy junk
food, especially the kind women crave at certain
times of the month like chocolate, creme-filled
donuts, and chocolate chip cookie dough.
Example: I'm cranky, bloated and I can't
eat pizz and chips-- I crave only gooponya!
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gooray:
Sarcastic
exclamation of joy...not.
Example: It's time to clean your room. OR
Oh, gooray!
|
goosebumpples:
A
cross between goose bumps and the pimples on your
skin.
Example: You can tell that I'm cold by the
goosebumpples on my arms.
|
gooses:
More
than one goose, makes sense with modern English.
Example: The gooses were waddling along
the path.
|
gootalious:
The
word to describe the residue left in the bottom
of a milk carton.
Example: The carton had gootalious
dwelling upon the bottom.
|
Goowah!:
Gross,
nasty
Example: Goowah! What's that on her shoe?
|
gooz:
good
Example: the salami was real gooz! ;)
|
goozle:
Overabundance
Example: Bill Gates has a goozle of money.
|
goozle:
southern
slang for adams apple found in throat.
Example: He got hit in the goozle.
|
goppin',
gopping: Ugly,
with a face like a crushed turnip. Often caked in
beige foundation in a futile attempt to hide it.
Example: Ugh, Diane. Your brother's plain
goppin'.
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gorange:
A
really disgusting beverage, like the stuff in the
bottom of a beer can. Useful--it rhymes with
orange.
Example: Yuck! Can't you walk around the
gorange, not go through the middle.
|
gorch:
A
really old porch that is falling apart.
Example: Last week my uncle fell through
the old gorch.
|
gorg:
Anyone
who works in a corporate IT department.
Usually large creatures with buggy eyes and surly
attitudes. From the giant puppet on _Fraggle
Rock_.
Example: If you can't get your sound card
to work, call up one of the gorgs to help you.
|
gorgeousness
and gorgeousity: (adj,
n)A way to describe something that is visually
perfect.
Example: The sunset was just gorgeousness
and gorgeousity, filled with reds and purples.
|
gork:
A
person, typically male, exhibiting the worst
character traits of both a geek and a dork.
Example: The guy who wrote that program
must be a real gork.
|
GORKed:
Unknown
mental status or acronym for God Only Really
Knows.
Example: That head trauma patient is way
GORKed.
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gorny:
Horny
as a goat.
Example: You like that guy? Don't you
realize he's gorny.
|
gorow:
Wrong.
Example: Is it true that the earth rotates
around the moon? No, that is gorow.
|
Gorpy:
Dorky/Stupid
Example: Oh my god...that kid's got such a
gorpy haircut!
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GORSE:
Semi-violent
basketball game played exactly like HORSE with
one exception:
when you get a letter you also get punched by the
other player.
Example: He proudly wore a black and blue
bruise on his arm from yesterday's GORSE game.
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gosu:
Adj,
to be very good at something, to be elite.
Example: The gosu Starcraft player was
able to build a hundred hydralisks in less than
seven minutes.
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Got
dandruff. Some of itches.: non-vulgar
explitive that kinda resembles a vulgar explitive
Example: When you stub your toe and you
are letting it out, but notice two 4 year olds
staring at you. You then yell, Got dandruff! Some
of it itches!
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gotch:
Children's
slang for boys' underwear. Used regionally in
Manitoba, Canada.
Example: Gordon's got new plaid gotch.
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GOTCHA:
Getting
someone to look at your crotch or breast area by
pointing at them.
Example: Any one who went to Milton
Hershey knows what GOTCHA is.
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gotcha
moment: The
moment when you are without any doubt completely
bested by your opponent.
Made famous recently during the Microsoft
antitrust trial.
Example: The gotcha moment came when
Dubois silently laid the email evidence before a
silent Bill Gates.
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gotchyoffer:
An
offer, usually too good to be true, made on the
internet--non-existent in reality.
Example: The free cellular phone turned
out to be a gotchyoffer.
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goth:
Derived
from Gothic.
Refers to an object that has a psycho, scary
appearance.
If in referance to a person, the person will be
dressed in black, and listen to grunge music--and
may worship Satan.s.
Example: Ralph is out walking his pet
alfafa bean. He sees a guy walking around wearing
black robes, with long black hair.
Ralph: What a goth! Alfalfa bean: Yeah, I reckon.
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Goth
Points: The
ratings by which a Goth is measured for her
gothiness.
Example: Janet lost 10 Goth Points for
smiling at the door guy at the club.
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gothism:
A
belief, made especially popular in the late 20th
century, that openness when dealing with
depression contributes something valuable to the
public.
Example: Trent Reznor was a forefather of
gothism because his music was famous for dealing
with issues relating to depression.
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gothwalk:
A
form of dance popular among goths, also known as
the two-step.
It consists of stepping two steps forward, and
two back, repeatedly and slightly off the beat.
Swaying and hand movements optional.
Example: The Gothwalk is the simplest of
the standard Gothic dances.
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gotsta:
Something
you simply HAVE to do--whether you want to or
not.
Example: I gotsta go to skool now, see ya.
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goulie:
A
rock greater than one foot in diameter.
Example: Don't trip over that goulie.
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govil:
An
action that is called both good and evil. E.g.,
one group calls an action good (for them) and
another group calls the same action evil (for
them). Many of the happenings around the world in
everyday life can be described as govil.
ORIGIN OF WORD…….The word govil is
formed from parts of the words God and Devil, and
also from parts of the words Good and Evil.
Example: His firing was a govil act. (Good
for the boss, evil for him and his family.)
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govvo:
Youth
allowance payments for students.
Example: Adam. I've got no money at all.
Ryan. Nah, I'm cashed up. Thank you govvo.
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gozillion:
The
amount of money someone owes you for doing a
favour which is not always in your own or his
best interest. Actual amount somewhere near 2 to
the 128th power.
Example: If I give you the answer, you owe
me a gozillion dollars.
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gozinta,
gazinta: One
of the four basic mathematical operations.
Example: 4 gozinta 12 3 times. 8 gozinta
80 10 times.
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gozinter:
Refers
to the pot or jar into which all your odds and
ends, spare change, etc. goes in ter. WWII Royal
Air Force slang, still used by me today.
Example: A single paper clip? Just put it
in the gozinter.
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GPS:
someone
who really likes to give driving directions.
(after Global Positioning System)
Example: She wants to know how to get
here? Give her to John, he's the GPS.
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Grab
the shovel!: A
phrase you say to someone you're with when the
two (or more) of you are just about to be caught
doing something you aren't supposed to be
doing...knowing that you're gonna have to dig
yourself out of it.
Example: Lauryn is copying Nicky's 100
point chem assignment as Mr. Pav walks in the
room.
Nicky says: Lauryn, grab the shovel!
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grabamoco:
Tissue,
handkerchief
Example: She blew her nose on the
grabamoco and threw it on the table.
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grabfidget:
(v)
To pick up small items and play with them in a
pointless and annoying way.
Example: Stop grabfidgeting. Leave the
stuff on the table alone.
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grabilicious:
Greedy,
always takin' your stuff.
Example: Gloria was always takin' my
makeup outa my purse an' usin' it without askin'
because she's just grabilicious.
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grabotologist:
I'm
not sure if this is a word. There is a quiz at
work asking: What is a grabotologist? I can't
find anything on the internet about it. Can
someone please help.
Example: When he was younger, Norman
Grabowski acted in movies, billed sometimes just
as Grabowski. The earliest movie I remember
seeing him in was _High School Confidential!_,
and I think it was his first. (Norm wasn't the
star--Mamie Van Doren was, no matter that she may
not be listed first in the credits.) In the
1960s, Grabowski made several beach movies as
well as some with Elvis Presley. He continued
making films through the 1970s. His last feature
film was _The Cannonball Run_, with Burt
Reynolds, in 1981. www.imdb.com says this about
him: In addition to being an actor, Grabowski is
also known as an award-winning custom car
designer. His hot rods and street rods are well
known and respected in the industry and command
top prices. Through a mutual friend, I met Norm
Grabowski and learned that he's also a
world-class woodcarver. You may find some of the
movies Norm made referred to as B-Movies. Maybe
some are, but Norm and his work get A-pluses all
over the world. Norm, we wish you well. You're a
hellacool guy.
So that's where your word comes from.
Grabotology, the study of Norman Grabowski and
his works.
A grabotologist is one who practices grabotology.
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gradetwoyearold:
A
foolish person either acting two years old or
acting like she's in grade two.
Example: That guy is a gradetwoyearold.
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gradgrind:
I
don't know what it means. I found it in an
article written by Peter Lubin and published 9
October 2000 in the Providence Journal. The name
of the article was If America had been discovered
for Genoa.
Example: Gradgrinds may dismiss all this
as idle and unneccessary speculation.
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gradoo:
Anything
disgustingly nasty, especially the accumulation
of dust, food, etc.
that builds up on top of the refrigerator.
Example: Paul, I did the dishes, it's your
turn to clean up the gradoo on the fridge.
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Graduateof
the school of the..: A
term used to describe someone who says exactly
what everyone and their brothers are thinking,
yet feels they are the only ones attuned to the
knowledge.
Example: John Madden: Well, the
quarterback either has to throw the ball or hand
it off to avoid being sacked by the other team.
The World: This guy must be a graduate of the
school of the bleedin' obvious. Perhaps even the
professor.
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gradumatate:
To
be graduated from college with little effort and
flying colors. Usually with a communications or
kinesiology degree.
Example: Bill screwed up the company
payroll--again. But then again, he did
gradumatate from college.
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graf:
Journalist
slang for paragraph.
Example: The lede is nice, but by the
third graf things start to slow down.
(from Ken Layne's warblog)
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grahamazingly:
Originally
from Stop and Shop Chocolate Graham crackers,
to describe their combination of being filled
with Grahamy goodness, and also amazingly good.
Can also used to describe anything beyond
amazing.
Example: Those crackers are Grahamazingly
good.
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grammatized:
grammatize:
vb. -ed, -ing (var. grandpatize) 1) the act of
becoming a grandmother 2)your twenty year old
friends that start behaving like their old,
blue-haired ladies
Example: Ex: 1. Sheila's daughter
grammatized by having a baby girl.
EX: 2. After her 25th birthday, Heidi became
grammatized-- going to bed early, crocheting, and
adopting stray cats.
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gramouflage:
Speech
or text that adheres to gramatical rules, or not,
but conveys little or no meaning.
Example: The press secretary responded to
the hostile question with gramouflage, leaving
members of the press baffled.
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grampage:
When
someone over the age of 40 starts killing people,
etc.
Example: Did you hear about that
60-year-old grandfather from the Bronx? Went on a
grampage and ran over four kids in a stolen taxi.
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Grandamndidilyumious:
Adjective:
A word used to describe something (usually food)
that surpases the meaning of delicious as if used
by Don King.
Example: Boy, that sure was a
grandamndidlyumious sandwich.
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grandpaboy:
noun
- an immature man
Example: Eminem is being a real
grandpaboy!
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grannystick:
Another
word for a bridge in pool.
Example: You don't need the grannystick,
that shot is totally reachable.
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granola:
an
overage hippie, somebody lost in the '60s or '70s
Example: Oh yeah, there's a lot of
granolas living up near Klamath Falls.
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granola:
A
guy who is a real outdoorsy backpacker type. Sort
of plain and naturalistic,
you may find him eating granola on the hike.
Example: You're really into that guy? He's
so granola!
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Grant:
A
fifty dollar bill.
Example: I would like two grants back from
my hundred.
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grape
smuggler: A
small bikini, thong, or speedo like swimsuit worn
by a older, balding, hairy male.
Example: Look at that hairy back gorilla
with a grape smuggler on.
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Grape
Written: Bristolian
term for the country in which we live.
Example: I K Brunel designed a ship called
the Grape Written.
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grapple-grummit:
the
technical term for something that you forget the
name of , or don't know what it's called.
Example: Would you pass me the
GRAPPLE-GRUMMIT over there?No, no, the other one!
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gratifaction:
Gratifaction
is a simple but rewarding hybrid, melding
satisfaction and gratification into a much more
useful and - to my mind - powerful word.
Example: The overwhelming sense of
gratifaction I experience from a wilderness
sunset is unsurpassed.
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gratuitize:
To
ad a gratuity to a bill, usually for parties
which exceed 6 members.
Example: Boss, I need to you gratuitize
table twenty -- they asked for the check.
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graunt:
Great
Aunt
Example: I love my Graunt!
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Grave:
Used
to describe or forewarn of a no lie topic;
equivalent to serious, or I swear to God. More
serious still: grandma grave.
Example: I saw a terrible accident on the
freeway just now, and I think somebody was hurt
really bad...grave.
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gravitass:
Taking
oneself too seriously, when everyone else thinks
you are an idiot. See the existing word gravitas.
Example: The posturing of most TV
evangelists is a prime example of gravitass.
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Gravity
Test: When
playing Hackie Sak and you toss the sack to
someone to begin the round, and they were unaware
you tossed it untill it hits the ground.
Example: Gravity test, yep gravity is on.
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Gravity,
Mean Old Mr.: Said
in response to someone dropping something. Puts
the blame for the event on this mythical
character. The more clumsy or messy the thing
dropped is, the funnier this phrase gets.
Example: Mean Old Mr, Gravity! Better get
a mop for that.
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Gravy:
Cool,
smooth
Example: It's all gravy''
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grawdue:
A
mixture of grime, dirt, and residue.
Example: Every time he shaves he leaves a
ring of grawdue in the bathroom sink.
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gray-bar
land: Where
you are when you are waiting so long for your
computer to finish something that it has to
display a progress bar on the screen.
Example: I would like to install this
freeware, but I am still in gray-bar land waiting
for it to download.
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graze:
Process
involving two or more people at a meal who devour
with great zeal, gusto,
and relish every last morsel of food within
arms-reach. From Raymond Carver's short story
Cathedral.
Example: We really grazed that table. I
can't believe we were all so starved.
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grazer:
Used
to describe someone who is a vegetarian.
Example: Don't bother grillin' a burger
for Cassie, she's a grazer.
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gream,
scroan: Groan-scream,
scream-groan.
Used by (the F___in' great) author Spider
Robinson.
Example: He scroaned in agony over the
rotten pun. He greamed in pain as the children
landed on his stomach.
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grease:
Used
like smurfwas used in The Smurfs. Takes the place
of a word one is too lazy to say, think of, or
even know. Most often used to state that good
looking women are around.
Example: 1. That's some grease walking in.
2. She's greasy. 3. Pass me that grease over
there.
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grease
bomb: Originally
a McD's Quarter Pounder with Cheese, but extended
to any fast food burger
that has a massive slab of meat and relatively
little bun, condiments, etc.
Example: You OK, Bob? I think the third
grease bomb was a mistake.
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greasy
spoon: English
cafe that serves an all-day breakfast, the
greasier the better.
A good greasy spoon usually consists of two eggs,
two sausages, two bacon, baked beans,
black pudding, chips and a cuppa or three.
Ramon's, a fantastic greasy spoon in Cardiff,
Wales, adds to this with pink walls and
photgraphs of kittens in wine glasses. This
contrasts nicely with the sweaty-arsed builders
who form its constituency.
Impressively, even the tea at Ramon's is greasy.
Example: I felt like death when I woke up
this morning, but after going down to the greasy
spoon with my housemates, I felt a lot better.
Well, after I'd thrown the greasy spoon back up,
actually.
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great
big head: When
hair gets itself into a posture (usually over the
course of sleep) that makes the person's head
look uncharacteristically large.
Example: Look at Jill, she's got great big
head.
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great
horned spoon: A
large shovel used in gold mining during
California's Gold rush during the 1850s.
Example: Mad used her great horned spoon
to load the placer box while mining for gold.
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greazy:
someone
has done you wrong
Example: if your hangin out with your
friends and you all go out to eat and they run
out leaving you to pay the bill, that's greazy.
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greb,
grunger, greebo: Someone
who tends to be either a skate(board)er, BMXer,
MTBer or similar extreme sporter. Generally wears
baggy trousers with long (two feet or more)
chains from belt loops to pocket, hoodies and
suchlike. Usually likes rock and metal, but many
are also into hip-hop these days.
can be an insult esp. from townies however grebs
don't actually care what they are called
Example: This place is full of grebs. Look
at all the skateboards.
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Greco-Romanono:
To
combine a Latin or Greek word with a vulgate word
creating a phrase which is meaningful
but (technically) wrong. Blood-Mobile should be
Blood-Van or Sanguine-Mobile.
Example: The term blood-mobile is the most
commonly used Greco-Romanono in the English
language.
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greeble:
The
action of adding small, useless, meaningless,
space-filling detail to an image, graphic, or
model to give the sense of size and realism.
Example: Snoop greebled his space fighter
mesh to make it look more realistic.
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greediot:
Person
whose brain is ruled primarily by avarice.
Example: The greediots in the RIAA have
failed to see the long-term wisdom in devising a
workable online music swapping scheme.
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green-gray:
A
hipster, artist, or hippie who doesn't appear to
shower. Approximates the color of her skin.
Example: That bar is full of green-grays.
Let's go somewhere else.
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green-neck,
greenneck: Redneck
hater.
Example: Shut up. Why? Just cause you're a
green-neck.
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greeting:
Scottish
slang, crying.
Example: Why are you greeting? I fell over
and hurt my knee.
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greetz:
Short
form of Greetings, a generic salutation used to
begin an email or other non-personal
communication.
Replaces Dear , especially when you don't know a)
the name or b) whether or not they're dear.
Example: TO: PseudoDictionary.com
Greetz,
Could you please help? I am too lazy to write the
word Greetings.
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greige:
The
otherwise unexplicable color of office cubicles
and walls. An unknown mixture of grey and beige.
Example: The new cubicles management
ordered were a lovely shade of greige.
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gremlin:
Little
kid that gets on you nerves.
Example: The gremlins are coming!
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Grep:
To
search for something in background physical noise
(ie, files, pile of unwashed clothes, desk
detritus) compulsively for something that you
know is there but can't remember where you put
it.
For example, car keys, passport, prophylactic,
security swipe card, underpants, cigarettes.
First seen in a breathless letter to Computer
Business Review from a former Microsoft
contractor spilling the beans on an adviser to M$
Chief Screaming Officer Steve Ballmer.
Example: So there I was in London Grepping
for a cab, 'cos I was late for a meeting...
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Gretchen:
(n,
adj) Used for a female who is constantly in bitch
mode. Nagging, yelling, dominating, etc.
Example: Get off your Gretchen, sis. I'm
tired of hearing you yell about nothing.
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gretchen:
Gretchen
(noun)Refers to any person outside of your circle
of friends who basically you dont like for any
reason at all.
Gretch (adj.)displaying unattractive qualities
that would never be seen amongst your friends.
Gretchlet (noun)child gretchen.
Example: 'did you see what she was
wearing? what a gretchen'
'he didn't even say thankyou, how gretch!'
'that little gretchlet just pulled my hair!'
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grfrk:
Pronounced
'gur-firk' When someone says something stupid you
say this.
Example: Pam, Pass me the peanuts, I mean
ashtray Mel, ok. grfrk.
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gribney:
anything
annoying that sticks to something you don't want
it to.
Example: I was shredding paper and now I
have these gribneys all over my sweater. or The
cats ripped open a package and now there are foam
gribneys all over the carpet.
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griddy:
Describes
a dull and predictable (albeit easily-navigable)
layout of streets.
Example: I loved New York, but it was so
griddy. I missed finding unexpected little
pathways.
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gridluck:
One's
good fortune in finding a viable alternate route
around a traffic mess.
Example: Due to the expert map-reading and
navigational skills of his wife,
Gerald's gridluck held throughout his trip from
Washington to New York.
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grill:
One's
face.
Example: Hey! Get outta my grill.
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grill:
To
go out to a bar or restaurant that contains the
word grill in its name.
Example: Let's grill, gril--I mean girl!
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grill-monkey:
A
low-level fast food restaurant employee whose
primary job is to run the grill,
but also used to run errands.
Example: Guy on the assembly table: We're
out of quarter meat. Where's my grill-monkey?
Manager: Oh, I sent him to get shake mix out of
the walk-in.
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griller:
This
word has several different meanings. Any person
asking too many questions,
anyone giving you the evil eye because she is
jealous of you,
any child with something on her face.
Example: I had to stop talking to that
chick, too many grillers at the end of the bar.
OR
He wasn't sharing, so I took the little griller's
crayons away.
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grillion:
Incalcuably
large number, more than a google. From Douglas
Adams.
Example: King: How many killed in the
battle? Lieutenant: A grillion, mahlud.
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grimble:
1.Any
movie in which, no matter how important the man's
job
(stopping an assasination, saving the universe,
generally preserving life),
his wife does nothing but gripe about how it's
breaking the family up and that he missed little
Jimmy's birthday again.
2. The act of a movie woman griping in this way.
Example: Sissy Spacek did nothing but
grimble all the way through the movie _JFK_.
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Grimwade's
Syndrome: Robophobia
(q.v.), from Doctor Who story The Robots Of
Death.
Example: Yikes! This guy's got Grimwade's
Syndrome all right.
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grinch:
To
take, use, or otherwise assume control of
another's belongings.
Example: 1. Don't grinch my french fries.
Get your own. 2. If you try to grinch my
boyfriend, I'll scratch your eyes out.
3. You grinched my CDs last week and I want them
back.
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grindage:
food
Example: Brah, I am starving. We have to
scrape up some grindage soon or I am gonna die.
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Grinder:
New
England slang for a Submarine Sandwich.
Pronounced Grindah. Confuses the hell out of
Canadians.
Example: Let's go get a Grinder before the
movie.
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gringo:
Commonly
used by Mexicans refering to Americans.
Example: That gringo is crossing the
border into Mexico.
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grinnies:
When
you just can't help but smile all day, you have
this condition
Example: When I thought about getting my
word published, it gave me a case of the
grinnies.
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grinny:
Chipmunk,
used in western Pennsylvania.
Example: Hey, ya wanna go grinny huntin'
this weekend? They're great in rodent stew.
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grip:
Money,
cash.
Example: I'm broke. Ain't got no grip.
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grip-load:
A
lot of something.
Example: Ernie, there's a grip-load of
people here.
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gripper:
An
obviously too tight piece of clothing.
Example: Come on, that`s a bit of gripper.
We don`t want to see that.
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grippery:
Used
to describe a non-skid surface. The opposite of
slippery.
Example: Stair steps should have a
grippery surface.
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Gription:
The
gripping of a tire to a road surface.
Example: The car slid off the road due to
the poor gription of the tires.
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gription:
Rubbery
soles of shoes that do not slip.
Example: Joe fell on the slippery floor
because his shoes have no gription.
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griswald:
a
tourist (from the Vacation movies, said
dismissively by native Floridians)
Example: Could those griswalds wear any
more cameras?
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grit:
a
person who takes no interest in personal hygiene
Example:
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grit:
Cigarette
Example: I need a grit. Got a light?
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grit
newspaperboy: From
the ads in the back of old comic books--where you
could deliver _The Grit_ newspaper, and if you
sold enough subscriptions you could win a vast
array of crappy prizes. Someone who lacks talent
or potential.
Example: Someday, my manager could grow up
to be a grit newspaperboy.
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gritball:
An
unrefined or dirty person typically from a poor
or southern background. Trailer-trash. Also may
be said as g-ball
Example: This wrestling event is just
crawling with gritballs.
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grixxle,
grixxxle, ....: Being
in a state of complete and utter disgust for
yourself, those around you, and life in general.
The numbers of Xs the word is spelled with
indicates the degree of grixxled-ness. The more
Xs, the more hate for life).
Example: Today, Abbe crashed her car,
spilled food on her favorite shirt, and slept
through class. She's super grixxxled. {I.e.,
she's grixxxxxxxxxxled.}
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grocered:
The
quality and quanity of one's food items.
Example: Because he'd just returned from
the store, Bill was incredibly well grocered.
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Grocery
Getter: Car
slang. Describes a nondescript car, generally
bought by mothers and used primarily to get
groceries.
Example: I think Mom's Toyota is a great
car, but it's just a grocery getter--it has no
style.
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grody:
Very
vulgar or disgusting.
Example: Thats grody!
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grogolific:
To
drink copious amounts of alcohol. A combination
of grog, a term used in days of yore for an
alchoholic beverage,
and prolific.
Example: I have such a hangover this
morning. Last night was extremely grogolific.
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grok:
To
understand deeply. From _Stranger in a Strange
Land_, by Robert A. Heinlein
Example: Do you grok the new process?
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grom:
To
grin. Common typo for grin. Regular verb.
Example: Bob always groms when he's
plotting hix next prank.
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gromish:
A
non-swear word. From an acting technique for
crowd scenes. (Actors are given words to repeat
to create the rumble of mob noises. Often phrases
like apples and oranges, cheese and crackers, or
in this case gromish, gromish, nater, gromish.
Example: Oh, gromish, I forgot to pick up
the dry cleaning.
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Gronk:
Someone
who changes the channel on the TV too fast
Example: Don't be such a gronk!
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groobilees:
Germs,
bacteria, and nasty critters. All that is bad and
lurking on unwashed hands
Example: That trash can lid has groobilees
all over it. Make sure you wash your hands after
touching it.
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groobles:
Anonymous
black floaties found in consumable beverages,
particularly tea.
They are always there, and they are impossible to
remove or identify.
Example: Aww...what are these groobles in
my cuppa?
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Groomio:
A
very nerdy, yet sometimes cool guy.
Example: Oh, that kid, he's such a
groomio, I've never seen anyone hack into a
computer so fast.
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groomology:
Science
of grooming for the purpose of maintaining
hygiene and beauty of a living creature.
Example: The groomology of the show dog
and pet dog may differ as far as beauty, but
hygiene importance is the same for both.
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Groon:
A
hybrid verb combining groove and groan = To find
oneself involuntarily humming along to the muzak
in a lift, supermarket etc.
Example: Grooning to the muzak from a
speaker in a shoe rack.. (from Cat Food by King
Crimson 1971
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groovalistic:
Adj./
Used to describe someone,or something,that
chracterizes/embodies grooviness.
Example: That Austin Powers, he is one
groovalistic cat, baby!
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groove-tastic:
An
occasion so great it makes you want to jump up
and dance.
Example: Wow this new video game sure is
groove-tastic!
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groovetastic:
Intense
or extreme grooviness, an expression of joy,
eternally being stuck in the 70s.
Example: That is one groovetastic lava
lamp.
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GrooveyTuesday:
(ga-roo-vee-toos-deh)
Similar to Cool Beans. This is used as an
exclamation of happiness. Use instead of wow! or
great!.
Example: I don't have to go to work today!
GrooveyTuesday!
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groovissimo:
Extremely
groovy
Example: That is one groovissimo song!
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grossomundo:
Disgusting.
Example: Yuk, you just puked all over me.
That's grossomundo.
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grouch-potato:
Someone
who likes to sit in front of the TV a lot,
objecting to things.
Example: This is the thing I've been
saying, he began, in a grouch-potatoey kind of
way.
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Groundation:
Being
Grounded or Restricted
Example: I cant go out and play tonight,
Im on groundation.
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Grounded:
To
lose an internet connection for unknown reasons
Example: Dang, my comp's grounded again!
Darn free ISP's.
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grouse:
Australian
slang. Cool, great, very good.
Example: That band is grouse--it rocks!
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grovel
sauce: You
pour it on humble pie.
Example: I'll eat some humble pie, with
some grovel sauce please.
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growing
up without permission: We
all get to a certain age when we start doing
things without asking permission.
Example: My seven-year-old is finally
growing up without permission.
Yesterday, he spilled milk on the carpet, and he
used six towels to clean it up.
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growls:
British
expression: what you have when you are very
hungry.
Example: I havn't eaten since last night
and have a nasty case of the growls.
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GRP
moment: GRP
is short for the much-needed phrase, Get a real
problem. Useful when addressing or describing
people or situations in which insignificant
issues are being blown out of proportion. For
example, when my fourth and fifth grade students
complain about other students budging (Hey, is
that an official word?) them in line, I tell them
that it sounds like a GRP moment, because we are
all going to the same place no matter where we
are in the line.
Example: After the school principal spent
twenty minutes describing the problems with the
pop machines in the staff lounge,
several teachers suggested she might be having a
GRP moment.
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grr:
Someone
is very sexy or did something very sexy.
Example: Grr, baby, very grr.
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grrrness:
Indicates
very strong frustration. Whatever happened makes
you want to scream and thrash wildly, but you say
grrrness instead.
Example: My term paper is due tomorrow and
I haven't even started. Grrrness!
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grubalicious:
A
food that is one's favorite.
Example: For me, tacos are grubalicious.
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grubbley:
Waking
up and feeling dirty, usually physically rather
than metaphorically.
Example: When I woke up in between a
midget and the boy down the street, I felt all
grubley.
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gruck:
Combination
of gross and yuck with an extra emphatic tone of
one of the best four-letter words.
Example: Sputum is gruck!
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grufty:
Dirty,
filthy, messy, untidy.
Example: Mother to child, Tidy up your
room, it's well grufty.
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grum:
gum
found on the ground
Example: That guy just ate grum! Nasty!
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grumb:
A
person who spoils fun
Example: Annie: How about we go to the
carnival? Jake: How about we don't?
Annie: Oh, Jake, you're just a grumb.
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grummage:
rummaging
for grub, most often with someone else, at their
house.
Example: After leaving the party last
night, jake and i grummaged at his parents'
house.
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grump:
An
anatomical word describing the space between your
eyebrows that scrunches when you are irritated.
Example: Rogi is going to have a temper
tantrum. His grump is huge!
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grumpalicious:
Someone
who is grumpy.
Example: If you don't stop making that
face at me Mr. Grumpalicious, I won't make you
any dinner.
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grumpasaurus:
The
state of being miserable and grumpy in every
conceivable fashion.
Example: How's my new baby today? In a
word, a grumpasaurus.
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grumplestiltskin:
Grumplestilskin
is a label to be applied to a person who is
extremely grumpy or has a short temper.
Example: Kevin became such a
grumplestiltskin when he lost at Monoploy.
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grunch:
A
person who is grumbly and grumpy at once.
Example: Don't be such a grunch today.
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gruncle:
great
uncle
Example: I saw my gruncle yesterday.
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grundiful:
Being
both great and wonderful
Example: The day was warm, and not a cloud
in the sky. It was grundiful
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grundle:
Great
bundle, tons and tons.
Example: There are a grundle of words in
this dictionary.
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grungin:
The
green growth that appears on old pennies.
Example: Gimme another penny-this one's
covered in grungin.
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grungry:
The
state of being grumpy because one has become
hungry.
Example: Sorry, I snapped...I must be
getting grungry.
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grunk:
Verbal
expression of absolute confusion or
incomprehension
Example:
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grunkle:
The
remnant stain produced from intimate moments on
your sheets.
Example: No way am I sleeping on your bed
- I saw that huge grunkle spot on your sheets
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gruntbuggly:
A
very lousy feeling.
Example: I had a lot of fun at the party,
but in the morning I was feeling totally
gruntbuggly.
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gruntled:
opp
of disgruntled. To be content. A state of
contentment. Happy or pleased.
Example:
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gruv:
Paste
of dirt, crumbs, water, and Mr. Clean resulting
from insufficient sweeping before mopping.
Example: Frank stepped into a big puddle
of gruv where the mopwater had been dumped out.
Adv: gruvly. I can't use this mop, it's all
gruvly.
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gruvular:
(Beyond
groovy, new age groovy, better than groovy.
Example: That new car of yours is really
gruvular.
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GTFO:
Get
The Fuck Out of here.
Example: Hurry up. We've got to GTFO
before the boss gives us another blivet.
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GTG:
Got
To Go
Example: GTG to town.
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guamie:
An
old man who hangs around public transport wearing
new old clothes, carrying a sports bag,
newspapers, maybe a flask of coffee, an unusual
hat--not necessarily homeless but isn't in a
hurry to get anywhere.
Example: Ever since my aunty died my uncle
has turned into a complete guamie.
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gub:
Gross
ugly bug OR gross ugly belly.
Example: Look at that guy's gub! Ahh,
there's a gub in my soup!
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Gubbed:
A
term used to describe a situation where someone
has been totally done over.
Derived from the legendry MP Tony Gubber.
Example: For example after a particularly
hard night out you might say, I got totally
gubbed over last night!
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gubbins:
Used
as a synonym for something when you can't
remember the right word.
Example: Hey, where'd you put the..um..you
know..er..the erm...the gubbins?
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GUBBY:
Goodbye,
good night, I love you, I'm sorry, I want to make
up, etc.
Example: After a fight and an awkward
silence just say to your loved one, Gubby.
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GUD:
Stands
for Geographically UnDesirable.
Example: I met this really nice looking
girl at the mall, but since she lives an hour
away she is definitely a GUD.
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guede:
A
person with a penchant for dressing up as a Girl
Guide.
Example: His neighbour, Mr.Noone was a
harmless guede who kept to himself--although he
did enjoy watching the Boy Scout Parade, all
dolled up in his smart blue uniform.
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guelph:
the
last sound a dying dog makes -- also a town in
Ontario
Example: after horking up the pork chop
bone the dog went guelph and that was the last of
it.
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guesstimate:
somewhere
between guess and estimate
Example: guesstimate how many peas are in
this jar
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guest/guesting:
To
borrow someone else's computer to go online.
Or: The phenomenon of being mistaken for someone
else simply because you happen to have Instant
Messenger while using her computer.
Example: I sent a really erotic instant
message to my boyfriend, only to find out his
13-year old brother was guesting.
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Guestimate:
An
estimation based on inconclusive information or
limited experince.
Example: I'm not really a pokemon
collector but I'd guestimate that Chraziard card
goes for $50.
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guff:
Things
you feel you need to take with you when you go
out, but end up just taking up space: wallet,
mobile phone, keys, gum, etc.
Example: Can I put my guff in your bag?
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guff:
Food,
cleaning supplies, appliances, rooms, etc. that
are common to everyone who lives in a (usually
co-op) house. Also used as a verb or adjective.
Non-guff refers to private property.
Example: Noun: The coat closet is filling
up with guff; someone ought to donate all that
crap. Adjective: Is that soymilk guff, or did
someone just not put their name on them? If it's
not, it shouldn't be in the guff refrigerator.
Verb: Jon's mom sent him a huge tin of peanut
brittle, but he guffed it because it was
disgusting.
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guh:
A
word meaning that you're not happy with
something.
Example: Guh. I've got to get up at 6am
tomorrow for school.
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guido:
White
boy. Like a white ni#^$r.
Example: Sup' my guido.
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guidovision:
Illegal
cable hook up--a great deal of the channels come
in solarized (like a negative).
Example: Ramona refuses to give up her
guidovision because she likes to watch Kids in
the Hall solarized.
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Guilt
Monster: The
inner demon in us all that when awoken makes us
regret something bad we've recently done.
Usually seen the day after the Booze Monster.
Example: Last night was fun, but today the
Guilt Monster's got a hold of me.
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guilt
trip: Feeling
guilty over something insignificant or over
something you had no control over.
Example: Her mum had put her on a guilt
trip over her armed robbery of the bank, but
really, what was the big deal?
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guisigoo-hocktooey:
The
stuff you cough up when you have a cold
Example: I've been hacking up
guisigoo-hocktooeys all day.
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guiskers:
Excess
that hangs from guitars after re-stringing
Example: Dwayne's guiskers swayed
violently as he trashed out the new song.
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Gully:
(adj)
Usu. seen in phrase Keep it Gully, designating a
state of affairs where things have been
maintained in a positive, productive, and
down-to-earth condition--like in Fern Gully when
they were living in the rainforest they had to
keep it raw.
Example: Hey, are you going to go start a
fight wiht that guy and not make a lot of money?
Not a chance. I'm keeping it Gully.
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Gum
Band: Rubber
band.
Example: Hey, Donnie, you better gum band
those cards back together when you're done.
I don't want them all over the car.
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Gumba:
A
tall person with a really small head.
Example:
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gumbie:
A
fool, one who is deficient in judgment, sense, or
understanding
Example: Chris demonstrated once again
that he is a gumbie.
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Gumby:
A
very flexible person. From the cartoon character.
Especially used to describe women capable of
performing outrageous acts on the dance floor.
Example: The girls at Cagney's are all
Gumby.
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Gumby(s):
Ticket
inspectors on public transport.
Example: Had to step quick to get away
from the gumbys today or I would have got a $100
fine.
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gummedovers:
The
little bits of food that get stuck between your
teeth that you spend long periods of time to work
out with your tongue only to chew them
thoroughly...again...before swallowing them.
Example: I had beef jerky gummedovers for
about five minutes this afternoon.
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gump:
to
succeed at something by means of dumb luck alone
Example: I had no idea what I was talking
about, but I gumped my way through the interview
and got the job
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gun:
used
to describe someone who is really good at
something, or is doing well at something ie.
going off. Based on the principle that a gun goes
off.
Example: That guy is an absolute gun!
Mate, he's gunning it
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gun-fu:
A
word to describe hyper-kinetic action movies
where characters leap into the air with a pair of
hand guns,
firing with acrobatic grace.
This type of cinema was made popular by John
Woo's Hong Kong films such as _A Better
Tommorow_,
_The Killer_, and _Hard Boiled_.
Example: Chow Yun Fat is a master of
gun-fu.
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gunch:
verb;
to ball up a piece of paper; usually used in
conjunction with crinkle
Example: She gunched and crinckled the
bills in total disgust.
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gunjy:
Distasteful,
annoying, dirty.
Example: That gunjy man keeps asking me
for my phone number.
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Gunk:
Another
name for margarine, based on the fact it's a
bunch of chemicals.
Example: Pass the gunk.
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gunkulator:
Anything
that initiates a process through which a clean
thing becomes dirty
Example: If you throw someone in the mud,
you are a gunkulator.
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gunner's
daughter: A
name for a particular type of punishment on a
ship. Involves leather straps soaked in oil.
Example: You'll get the gunner's daughter
for that if he catches you.
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Gunnish:
Something
of supreme worth or admiration
Example: Dave to Tony after Tony just did
something quite awesome, Tony, you are gunnish.
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gunny:
Over
the top, army fatigued, stud muffin.
Example: Wha's with the gunny over there?
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gunny
bag: adj.
broken, no longer functional, worn out
Example: His '62 XKE was a fine ride until
the clutch went gunny bag on him.
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gunnypuvy:
the
cavity of a turkey
Example: At Thanksgiving, I stuff the
gunnypuvy of my turkey.
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gunsle:
A
person that is an idiot, stupid, smartaleck,
jerk, mean, ungrateful, arrogant, self centered.
Example: That guy is a real gunsle.
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Gurp:
To
click in a horrible manner. Especially used in
relation to a body part.
Example: My knee just gurped.
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gusp:
A
strange, groping, grasping, gasping, gurgling
action that one performs when one is utterly
surprised beyond any
capacity for rational thought.
Example: See that guy gusping? The
restaraunt just told him he could have a glass of
water for free.
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gustatize:
to
imagine what something would taste like,
especially an untried combination of two or more
flavors; analagous to visualize and audiolize
Example: Before inventing a new recipe,
Claire gustatized how it would taste and
fine-tuned the list of ingredients.
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gut
course: A
required, but easy undergraduate
core-requirement.
Example: Everyone has to take European
History 101--it's a gut course--but it's so easy
nobody sweats it.
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Gutenberg:
Someone,
usually an older person, who insists on printing
everything rather than reading it online.
Example: I can't believe you printed that
entire article--you're such a Gutenberg.
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Gutfullofspareparts:
Pregnant,
with child.
Example: Blimey, said Tom. Guess what! My
Missus has got a gutfullofspareparts.
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Gutfully:
Descriptive
of the movement of a large belly when the
diaphragm is spasming.
Example: That joke made me laugh most
gutfully.
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GUTI:
My
entry for the pseudodictionary would be guti
(pronounced goo'-tee). It is an acronym for Get
Used To It. Whenever you have to learn to do
something no matter how much you don't want to do
it, you just have to quit griping and guti! Being
a teacher, this word comes in handy a lot during
the school day.
Example: You must learn to write sentences
using active voice. Guti! Use passive voice and
you automatically get an F. (Mr. Kennard, you're
invited to write your own example. The automatic
F business was something my son's English teacher
came up with. I thought it was a boneheaded
restriction. Found your entry at
http://www.techtv.com/tlkbck/comment/0,24009,3375491-515590,00.html?netsection_id=2100114.)
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gutter
punk: a
modern young hobo traveller usually sporting a
backpack, dreaded hair, and patches.
Example: It seems like there are a lot of
gutter punks in this city.
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Guy:
Used
commonly to refer to another person to get their
attention. A generic nickname.
Example: Yo Guy, gimme a smoke.
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guy/girl
bounce: serial
dating with no time in between to learn whatever
you were supposed to from the last relationship.
Example: sounds like she just needs to
figure out who she really is and spend some time
concentrating on becoming comfortable with that
cause the guy bounce is usually representative of
just the opposite.
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Guychick:
Describes
a person who does not appear to be male or
female. Pronounced like the words guy and chick
put together but must be said very fast.
Example: What the heck is that person? I
guess it's a Guychick.
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Guyjantic:
Gigantic.
Example: The project was going smoothly
until Jake made a guyjantic error.
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guype:
Junk,
garbage, trash, or leftovers.
Example: Would you believe this place is
built entirely from guype? It looks like new.
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Gwangi:
Inexpensive
or low quality. From the title of the 1969
dinosaur/wild west film Valley of the Gwangi.
Example: Dad likes to save money by buying
Gwangi brand plastic bags instead of Ziplock.
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gwank:
The
act of ripping someone's arms off, and
bludgeoning her with her own arms.
Example: You best get that chipmunk off my
rutabaga, 'fore I gwank you.
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gwankalowe:
A
gwank and bangalowe put together. The act of
ripping someone's arm off, and hitting him in the
twins with it.
Example: I sure feel bad for Willie. He
not only failed the test, the teacher gave him a
gwankalowe for doing so poorly.
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gweet:
To
leave the area for food or sustenance.
Example: I am really hungry. Let's gweet!
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gwess:
Verb
or noun, the word that you would use to make fun
of someone
Example: You stupid son of a gwess
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GWF:
Goober
With Firewall. An uninformed user of a personal
firewall who inundates admins with complaints
about normal network traffic detected by his
firewall. {Don't remember where I found this.}
Example: Just another GWF. Cripes, I wish
these idiots would quit wasting our time and
theirs with these complaints.
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gyah:
Iterjection.
(1) An exclamation of surprise or 2) a synonym
for sighing.
Example: (1) Gyah! I can't believe I have
a 10 page paper due tomorrow!
(2) Gyah. I just don't feel like doing the
laundry right now.
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GYK:
Similar
to the interjections used in the old Batman show:
Pow! Wam! etc.
Example: GYK! That looked like it hurt.
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Gym:
The
State Penitentiary. Criminals go in, come out
bigger and meaner.
Example: Mike is going to the gym, for 5
to 10.
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gym
pig: someone
who spends too much time in the gym usually out
of vanity
Example: i just wanna be in shape, not a
buffed out gym pig.
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gymteacherly:
Acting
in an evil or sadistic manner.
Example: My mean gym teacher was
especially gymteacherly this morning.
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gzunder:
The
kitchen utensil more commonly known as the
flipper, called gzunder becuause it goes under
something.
Example: Pass me the gzunder so I can flip
the pankakes.
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Gzzt:
due
to disdain for use of the word like, gzzt is used
as a replacement. it denotes the brief short in
your brain at the moment of using it.
Example: So She gzzt, 'yeah, are you
talking to me?' and he gzzt 'yeah, my friend
thinks you are gzzt, cute.'
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