P.A.T.:
Pitching
a tent.
Example: Hey, look I'm P.A.T.
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P.H.D.:
ABRV.Pompous
Headed Dweeb-usually used to describe well
educated people who are somehow still dumb,but
also now conceited as well
Example: Since Philip Graduated from
Oxford he has bees such a P.H.D.
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p2c2e:
A
process too complicated to explain. From Salman
Rushdie's _Haroun and the Sea of Stories_.
Example: How the atom can be split using a
toaster and a household drill? Well, I'm afraid
that's a p2c2e.
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p9zza:
Pizza,
as originated by a typo.
Example: Wow, I sure am hungry. Do you
have any leftover p9zza in the fridge?
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Pab:
Poor
Arse Bastard. Someone who is faced with the
menial, boring, time-wasting, painful. or stupid
in extreme doses.
Example: If you read human-baboon's
entries, you're a PAB.
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pachinko:
Addictive.
From the same-named Japanese gambling game,
similar to a slot maching.
Example: Pseudodictionary.com is very
pachinko. I can't stop visiting it.
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pacific:
precise
Example: John said he wanted to be very
pacific on this one point
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Pacific
NorthWet: The
states of Oregon and Washington, based on their
seemingly perpetual state of rainy.
Example: I'm from Portland, in the Pacific
NorthWet
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pacify:
Military
lingo for securing a hostile area, usually by
killing the hostiles therein.
Example: We pacified the landing zone and
brought the choppers in.
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Pack
Totem: Tattoo
used by all members of a gang or group.
Example: Yeah, our Pack Totem is a blue
and purple skull. Reminds us who our friends are,
ya know?
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pack-a-hurdle:
Large
group of exceptionally stupid people.
Example: I feel like I'm trapped in a
pack-a-hurdle.
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packy:
An
alcohol distributor--package store.
Example: I went to the packy and picked up
some vodka.
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padapers:
Kids'
slippers that look boot-like. Made of corduroy
with flannel lining.
Example: I am going to wear my padapers so
my feet won't get cold!
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padeep:
The
sound a frog makes.
Example: The padeep of the bullfrog kept
me up all night.
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pagesix:
named
after famous nyc gossip column from the New York
Post. to mean: drunk, out of control party night.
Completly out of the ordinary drunk/wasted.
Column always discusses the crazy exploits of
Celebs. If you were a celeb, and had one of those
nights, you would be in PageSix.
Example: What a night last night, I had a
pagesix.
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pagonged:
To
reduce in count or get rid of one by one, as the
Tagi tribe did to the Pagong in the first season
of Survivor. A Survivor fan's word.
Example: Looks like Rodger'll be next to
get pagonged.
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Painfoil:
The
feeling of silver foil on a filling.
Example: Ow! That was painfoil.
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painple:
A
zit that hurts but doesn't show yet.
Example: Gotta buy some Clearasil for my
painple or I'm going to have a crater on my
forehead in a couple of days.
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paint
the town red: Definition:
To have a wild time; to enjoy oneself immensely.
Etymology: The origin of this phrase is unclear.
Some scholars trace it back to ancient Rome,
where soldiers would celebrate a victory by
painting the walls of a town with blood from its
defeated soldiers. Other scholars believe the
phrase comes from the American frontier, where
'paint' referred to liquor and 'red' referred to
pleasurable but illegal activities.
Example: Example: 1) We graduated! Let's
paint the town red!
2) Lara and I painted the town red last night.
I've never had so much fun before.
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paint
watcher: a
person that sits there and stares at the wall
with no concern
Example: you are a paint watcher bob
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pajamaficate:
the
act of putting pajamas on kids when its bedtime
also pajamafy, pajamafication
Example: Ok kids..time to pajamaficate
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palais
de poulet: KFC.
Example: A: Whats for dinner?
B: Let's hit palais de poulet.
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palanka:
word
used when describing a strong feeling of dummy
happiness. Can also be applied to a situation.
The word comes from a contraction of Paul Anka
(famous soft-cheese singer).
Example: A real cool palanka day
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palare:
Also
spelt polaris, this is a theatrical language
which is now out of date. Also associated with
circus performers and gays (polari). It is common
in the UK radio show Round the Horne in the 1960s
and was used by the out of work actors Julian and
Sandy.
Example: He knows all the palare doesn't
he?
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Paleomingus:
An
era shortly after the neoCharleston period when
avante guarde jazz music was cooler than that
before the Ice Age.
Example: That's just a Paleomingus disk,
Jim, -Way out! my Bee-Bop Buddy!
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palicip:
Pa-LIS-ep.
Licking one's own lips continually, even though
they are chapped and licking them only makes them
hurt worse.
Example: Nicky: Oww. my lips are so
chapped!
Lauryn: Well, quit paliciping them!
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palk:
A
geriatric, trundling motion, devoid of any other
deliberation bar that of the need to get to B
from A.
Example: Old Mrs Watts palked across the
zebra crossing to fetch her pension.
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palligator:
A
supposed friend who takes advantage of you.
Example: I no longer trust her; she's a
palligator.
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pally:
Used
either for someone who is more than an
acquantiance but less than a friend or for people
you don't know. Used like Sport. As in, Why don't
you just call me Sport?
Example: Listen here, pally, I won't give
you this orange for free. Not on your life.
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Palm-Salsa:
Hand
sweat
Example: I've got serious Palm-Salsa going
on here from my mouse
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Palmer
Eldritch moment: The
apparent bending of reality, as happens
frequently in the sci-fi classic
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, by Philip
K. Dick.
Example: Hey, I read the word 'adulation'
in my book the exact moment you said it.
Wow, Palmer Eldritch moment.
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palmify:
Enter
info into your favorite PDA.
Example: Mark forgot to palmify his
girlfriend's birthday, now he is in the dog
house.
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palmpilot:
Clueless,
helpless, loser, etc.
Example: That guy is a Palmpilot.
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Palooka:
Sports
Slang. An incompetent or easily defeated player,
especially a prize fighter. [Coined by Jack
Conway (1886-1928), American journalist.]
Example: I'll tell you what, he got
knocked out in the 3rd round like he was a
palooka.
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Palookatheorem:
A
theorem developed during a fight.
Example: Rocky had a palookatheorem about
letting the other guy keep hitting him in order
to let him wear himself out.
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palum-:
Prefix.
Meaning that the word being modified is taken to
the extreme.
Example: Washing dishes for your
occupation would make you palumpoor.
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pandanous:
Fairly
average or boring.
Example: My weekend was pretty pandanous.
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Panderise:
Too
study too hard, so that your eyes get black
circles and your skin becomes pale from spending
too much time indoors.
Example: Bob was very stressed during the
exam period and he became panderised.
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pandesicate:
When
a well funded, aggressively marketed and widely
touted start-up
goes belly-up despite the silver spoon in its
mouth. Also known as Kennedyfication.
Example: Oh! Looks like b2b4u.com just
pandesicated. Their homepage is showing the sorry
we burnt all our money message. Guess all that
funding from wasn't enough.
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Panesoterical:
The
state of mind where you beleive you are
misunderstood by everybody on the planet.
Example: That Karen--she's really out
there. She's so panesoterical nobody gets her.
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panhassling:
aggressive
panhandling
Example: The guy on Haight Street started
panhassling me, but I just walked away.
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panic
mechanic: A
psychiatrist, psychologist, or other professional
whose mission is to save people
from their own neuroses, issues, and
insecurities.
Example: Mom's about to flip out. Call her
panic mechanic.
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panjandrously:
This
is a word used to describe how enormously hungry
you are when the old
word hungry just won't do as it doesn't even come
close to appreciating how hugely hungry
you are at the moment.
Example: When you have completed an
enormous hike you might need to say, I'm
PANJANDROUSLY hungry!
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Pank:
A
word we used growing up in the Upper Penninsula
of Michigan where we got lots of snow. Usually
refers to packing down snow but can be used for
dirt, leaves etc
Example: 1) I had a big snow pile in front
of the door, but I panked it down to get out.
2) If the snow is too soft on the snowman, pank
it down some more to make it harder.
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panoramarse:
All-encompassingly
crap.
Example: You are the most panoramarse
person I know. Stay away from me.
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Panpapaphobocracy:
Worldwide
rule through fear of the Pope.
Example: Maybe what we need to get world
back on track is a panpapaphobocracy.
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pantabulous:
Having
Pantene-fabulous hair, very glossy and shiny.
Example: That girl's hair is so
pantabulous I can't tell it's a weave.
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pantload:
(noun)
disparaging term for a person because they are
being un-fun/rude/stupid/unpleasant.
Example: Let's go, he's being a real
pantload.
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pants:
load
of old rubbish, horrible, crap, useless
Example: eg. that website is a pile of
pants eg. the weather is completely pants today
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pants:
To
do useless or pointless stuff, to kill time.
Example: A: What're you doing tonight? B:
Oh nothing, just pantsing around. Why, got a
plan?
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pants:
Derived
from the term pull your pants up which is in turn
derived from the Aussie use of arse to mean
pure luck.
Example: So this guy trips over but his
racket hit the ball anyway and it went over the
net in his favour.
I just looked at the tosser and yelled pants.
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pants:
friends,
homies
Example: Hey, my pants, how are you?
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pants:
To
pull down someone else's pants as a joke or
method of humiliating them.
Example: I was just standing there and all
of a sudden Steve pantsed me and everyone got a
good look.
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panzey:
A
singing effect where a note is whined.
Example: The opera singer had an
interesting panzey
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paper
bag princess: What
you are forced to be if you have no clean clothes
left. Taken from the Robert Munsch children's
book of the same name.
Example: If I don't do laundry tonight I'm
gonna be a paper bag princess tomorrow.
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paperwork:
to
go to the bathroom.
Example: I'll be right back. I have some
paperwork to take care of.
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paphib:
A
wooden slide used in children's playgrounds at
elementary schools on the planet Xaxium Plessiter
12
Example: Sortika was frustrated with
Lujlam because he wouldn't let her use the
paphib; what a shavleffer!
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pappapisshu:
From
the natives of the fictional Plunder Island,
loosley translated it means ouch .
Example: When you cut your hand off you
should yell, Pappapisshu.
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Papster:
Meaning
father, dad, etc.
Example: Oh, papster, you are the greatest
father on this good, green earth.
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papyrus:
Any
document produced on paper--from the reedlike
material used by Egyptian scribes.
Example: Email that memo to Bob; he
doesn't do papyrus.
OR seen online: Email submissions (we don't take
papyrus).
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para-site:
web
site that insists on wrapping its own frameset
around any other sites it links to
Example: www.lionhead.co.uk
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parabelly:
The
apparent pot belly usually developed by
paraplegics and quadriplegics,
after a few years of wheelchair use.
Example: It's hard to look fit and trim,
with this parabelly stretching my waistband.
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parackophobia:
Fear
of magazine racks.
Example: The library assistant's mental
health was thoroughly undermined when she
developed parackophobia.
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paradoxymoron:
A
figure of speech that proposes a decision with
two opposite choices that contradict each other.
Example: The choice between Coke and Pepsi
was an paradoxymoron.
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parageek:
The
person in the office who can solve 95% of your
computer problems before you have to waste time
going to MIS. Parageek is to true geek as
paramedic is to doctor. Or as paralegal is to
lawyer.
Example: MIS would have taken weeks to
upgrade our version of MS-Office. Luckily, one of
the secretaries is a parageek.
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paragraphical:
Text
that is comprised of long paragraphs, as opposed
to bullet points or independent sentences.
Example: Because many people are lazy
readers, technical writers should avoid
paragraphical writeups of crucial information in
favor of short one- to two-sentence blocks.
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parapapango!:
Eureka!
Example: Parapapango! I've won the lottery
without even buying a ticket.
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parchezzi:
slang
for being ripped off or lied to.
Example: Don't parchezzi me, mate! I know
what you're up to.
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pard:
Partner.
Example: Peeking across the field, I
spotted a young rebel officer and his pards.
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parenthesia:
Used
to refer to the condition of an individual who
has an (arguably) pathological need
to constantly explain his or her viewpoint or
actions, a parenthesiast.
Example: She turned to the talkative drunk
who had just creamed her car and said, Look,
spare me the parenthesia
... save your excuses for the judge.
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parenthesizer:
Someone
who is prone to using parentheses far too often
in his or her writing, often inturrupting the
main point of the sentence before its conclusion.
Example: Jeff never finishes sentences in
his email...he's a parenthesizer.
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Parkay:
This
verb is an invitation to take a flying leap: to
be specific, to spread Squeeze Parkay liberally
on your forehead,
get a running start and jump directly up
someone's posterior
--or into the lake, to use the old-fashioned
saying.
Example: George, that's not an offer,
that's an insult. Feel free to Parkay yourself
and hit 280.
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parking
nazi: Parking
meter enforcement officer.
Example: Damn parking nazi gave me a
ticket this morning.
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parkma:
Parking
karma--the ability to find a parking space in the
busiest parking lot or city street.
Example: He's got parkma. Can you believe
he found a parking spot right in front of the
store during the Christmas holidays?
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parlay:
To
chill and relax
Example: I'm going to parlay and listen to
some screw tapes.
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parmeslexia:
The
profound tendency to turn the lid the wrong way
when attempting to
close a container of parmesan cheese.
Example: Even though I stare directly at
the lid, my parmeslexia makes me turn it the
wrong way.
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parpy:
For
drink or food that makes your face pucker a
little bit and surprises you in a delightful way,
especially alcoholic drinks. Used to compliment a
bartender.
Example: Johnny leaned back and exclaimed,
Whoo, that's one parpy martini, Anton.
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parson:
Lincolnshire
dialect for a sign post.
Example: Wheer are we now? Ah doan't know,
lad, what does yon parson say?
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Partial:
Word
used to describe a small accident to show they
are a little crazy.
Example: Ex- Adam- Man, your baseball team
can't even hit the ball! Matt- We're undefeated,
are you partial?
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Partridge:
1.
Money.
2. Expensive.
Example: 1. Yo my man is pushin mad
partridge lately. he must have a job or
something.
2. Ten dollars for a movie is way too partridged
out for me.
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party
head: A
girl that you would get head from, if you could
claim you were drunk.
Example: Bob: Steve, did you talk to the
new girl? Steve: Yeah, she's party head.
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parvenu:
a
person of obscure origin who has gained wealth or
position . An upstart
Example: The man didn't seem at ease with
the other guests and seemed intimidated by the
opulent surroundings . I began to suspect that he
may be a parvenu .
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pas-de-jon:
A
switch in the type of beverage being consumed,
usually alcoholic. I.e., the drinker changes from
red to white wine or from tequila shots to Jager.
Example: We shouldn't have had that last
pas-de-jon. Champagne, vodka, and scotch just
don't sit well together.
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pasapalabraphobia:
The
nagging, usually unreasonable fear that the
network is going
to require you to change your password.
Example: My pasapalabraphobia always comes
on the day before I go on vacation;
I'll have to change my password, but won't use it
enough to remember it.
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pash:
Kiss
passionately. Pash rash = chapped lips caused by
incessant kissing. Possibly an Australian
colloquialism.
Example: Once drunk, Brendan's
inhibititions utterly escaped him,
and the last thing he remembered was pashing
Amanda in the rain.
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pashtastic:
When
you kiss someone and it's really good or when
someone is
really good looking and sexually desirable.
Example: I cracked on to Britney Spears on
the weekend. It was pashtastic.
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pasquier:
A
multi-lingual and extremely intelligent secret
service agent.
Example: Pasquiers could be watching you
while secretly manipulating your environment for
their purposes--anywhere, anytime.
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pass
me an oar: Used
to indicate you are in the same boat with
someone.
Example: Heather: I didn't get any sleep
last night.
Kim: Pass me an oar.
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pass
the bone: knowledge
transfer
Example: The boss is fixing to pass the
bone
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passenger's
arm: A
person (more likely male) who has a more tan
right arm than left.
This is a sign that the person is often the
passenger in a car.
May well indicate a have lack of independence and
a bummer of freeloader rides.
Example: Girl 1: I think Alec is kind of
cute...
Girl 2: Oh, no way! He's got passenger's arm!
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Passerbu:
Passerbu
is an ammalgation of the English word Passerby
and the Hokkien word Chiobu, which means good
looking female.
Example: Did you catch a glimpse of that
passerbu? Nice.
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passimsy:
Mixture
of Passion and Whimsy. Something that excites and
delights. Also a deep tickle.
Example: That movie is full of passimsy.
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Passportism:
The
tendency for everyone's passport photo to look
like that of a drug runner.
Example: I got pulled over again in
customs for passportism.
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passwerve:
Tturning
your head to look away while someone types her
password
Example: Standing behind someone at a
computer. Do I need to passwerve? No need. You've
got root.
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pasta-cooker:
(Also
spagetti-burner) An Italian-made, Ducati
motorcycle.
Example: That red pasta-cooker of his is
one of the most expensive motorcycles made.
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pastafied:
The
state at which pasta is ready to eat. Not too
hard not too soft.
Example: The pasta was very close to being
pastafied, so Sue began to make the sauce.
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pastapaunch:
A
food induced beer belly.
Example: Carlo's pastapaunch prevented him
from squeezing behind the table to get to his
seat.
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paste:
to
be unnecessarily delicate with something. best
said with additional s sounds. (originated at
Seneca College in Toronto, in the graphic design
class)
Example: Now paste it, carefully passssste
it!
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pasties:
When
your mouth and throat are really dry and the
white stuff forms at the sides of your mouth,
usually happens in the morning or after breathing
hard.
Example: I woke up today and had massive
pasties!
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pastry
shop / pastry shopping: verb
- when some (man) goes out specifically to pick
up men or boys at less than classy places
Example: Rory turned his cell phone off -
he's out pastry shopping and he doesn't want to
be disturbed
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PAT
BOONE!: an
answer to a trivia question, when you don't know
the answer.
Example: question: who won the mvp in the
1972 super bowl? answer: PAT BOONE!
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pat
malone: Alone.
Example: I'm be at home pat malone
tonight.
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pathete:
Someone
who has raised pathetic to an artform.
Example: The French are a bunch of
pathetes. (My original example was too
restrictive.)
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patheticism:
The
state of being pathetic.
Example: That plant has even fewer leaves
than before and seems to have reached new heights
of patheticism.
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patheticity:
Condition
of being pathetic. Measure of how pathetic
something is.
Example: She grinned wryly at the
patheticity of his situation.
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pathetidork:
Pathetic
dork. Someone whose only friends are online.
She's played Dungeons and Dragons every day for
at least seven years.
Can also be used as pathetisad. Made popular by
the Drew Carey Show.
Example: Ryan hasn't left his house in two
years. He's never kissed a girl. He's a
pathetidork
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pathetisad:
Pathetic
and sad put together, but more so.
Example: You are beyond pathetisad. You
have been home all day and not got off that
couch.
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patooey:
you
say this word when something doesnt work put the
way you wanted or when you recieve bad news
Example: Friend: I can't go snowboarding
this weekend cuz I'm grounded.
Me: Patooey.
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Patridiot:
A
person who rabidly patriotic to the point of
idiocy. Any body whose sole reaction to 9/11/01
was buying and displaying an american flag on
their SUV
Example: W's speech at ground zero really
frothed-up all those patridiots.
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Patriotically
Correct: A
variation of politically correct in which one
displays sloganeering, nationalism,
blind obedience to authority, and suspicion of
Arab-looking people or any criticism of foreign
policy.
Example: Since September 11th, it's
patriotically correct to shout down those who
question the government.
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pax:
(Of
TV journalist) To bully clumsily.
To hound an interviewee with vague, undirected
agression, thus reducing the discussion to
a pantomime argument and eliciting unwarranted
sympathy for even the most corrupt and
small-minded of politicians.
Example: Did you see the Foreign Secretary
getting paxed last night?
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pay-thet-eek:
Very
sad, while being totally rude.
Example: Bob is sooo sad, he's
pay-thet-eek.
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payam:
Any
action requiring physical exertion is impossible
under almost all conditions.
Example: You're acting really payam when
it comes to helping me with my computer.
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payce:
Alternate
form of peace used in giving good tidings to a
homey on departure. Alternate form: Payce ouuut
brudda. In this form, the out is elongated for
reasons that only an OG can understand. Peace
out, yo, is also acceptable, but notice the lack
of emphasis on the out. Yet again only an OG
understands this.
Example:
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PBS:
Post
Burrito Syndrome. Used to describe the onset of
gastrointestinal discomfort immediately following
the consumption of a large burrito.
Usually used after a trip to the San Francisco
Mission District.
Example: Oooooh, I've got PBS.
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pc:
Inferior
method of computing. As opposed to the Apple Mac,
iMac, etc.
Example: My damn PC crashed again! Wish I
had bought a MAC!
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PCB:
Post-Confrontation
Bravado
Example: The fellow mall-goer wasn't
actin' too jiggy after I bumped into him.
Instead, he cranked up his PCB meter to HI. I
snickered as I walked away.
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PD:
To
submit something to pseudodictionary.
Example: Geekgasm? That's a great word, I
should PD it.
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PDA:
Public
Display of Affection.
Example: Hey, no PDA's in the hall--get a
room.
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peace
e-z: Basically
the same as peace out.
It is shorter than typing peace easy.
Example: I'm leaving. Peace e-z.
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peacekeeper:
A
governmental term that really means one who
creates peace through war or killing.
Example: The peacekeepers in the Middle
East have effectively stopped terrorists in their
tracks.
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peaceoff:
Used
to wish someone would get away from you when you
are finished with them.
Example: I have to go and shampoo my dog
now. So peaceoff and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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peach:
cute
in a very special way
Example: that girl is a real peach
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peach
cobblers: Old
people, generally used to describe a bunch of
elderly people who are somewhere doing something
that only old people would do.
Example: 1. We went to McDonalds to get
some breakfast and it was filled with peach
cobblers playing bingo.
2. Some of the beaches in Florida are filled with
peach cobblers.
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peaches:
Used
to describe a good situation.
Goes with everything
Example: How was your weekend?
Peaches.
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peachy
turtle: Used
to replace hot, cute, the bomb--the best in all
catogories, of a person.
Example: Hey, did you see him? *drool*
What a Peachy Turtle!
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peacocky:
1.
Flashy. 2. Exhibiting excessive flair for the
purposes of gaining praise and adulation.
Example: When around a pretty girl, he
gets very peacocky, displaying all of his
colorful feathers.
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peakin':
Massive
or huge; monstrous.
Example: Look at the peakin' hips on that
chick!
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peanut-butter-jelly:
1.
Makes no complete sense; is useless. 2. Using
something to accomplish nothing.
Example: After getting free passes to
Carowinds Theme Park,
Chum decided it was peanut-butter-jelly time.
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pearler:
Extraordinary
or impressive in appearance or behaviour. Usually
used as a compliment.
Example: Thats a pearler of a hat. You off
to the races? OR That girl over there's got a
pearler of a smile.
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pearschloppen:
1.
Pear crisp that isn't.
2. A baking victory defeated by a sudden and
unexpected onset of moisturization.
3. The sound made by a soggy material falling on
the floor.
Example: Her pear crisp looked more like
pearschloppen.
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pearshaped:
when
everything starts going wrong and there is no
saving it
Example:
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peas
and cornbread: phr(pees.and.corn.breed)Pleading
with someone after a long begging.
Example: Please...please...peas and
cornbread?
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PEBCAC:
Acronym
for, Problem Exist Between Chair And Computer.
Example: Computer Technicians find that 90
percent of all computer problems are some form of
PEBCAC.
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pebcak:
Problem
Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.
A computer user who is really too stupid to own
one.
Used by techies to describe to other techies the
true nature of the problem.
Example: The guy on line 3 thinks the
problem is his screensaver, but I think it's just
a PEBCAK.
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PEBKAC:
Problem
Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.
Used by tech support when answering a stupid
computer question.
Example: Your e-mail isn't working? Don't
worry, we'll fix it--probably just a PEBKAC.
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ped-x:
Pedestrian
crossing. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Example: Hey, jaywalker, use the ped-x.
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pedalphile:
A
lover of pedaled vehicles--such as bicycles. An
avid bicyclist or bicycle collector.
Example:
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pedentary:
to
live a lifestyle that requires walking.
Example: She lives a pedentary life.
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pediddle:
A
car with one front headlight that has blown out
or been smashed or does not work for some other
reason.
Example: I got a ticket on my way over
here because my car is a pediddle. The cops
didn't believe me when I said I didn't know
already.
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Pedigraphy:
The
art of writing with your feet.
Example: I have used my pedigraphy skills
in film and tv.
Pedigraphy is listed on my resume as a special
skill.
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pedigree:
Certifiably
good looking.
Example: Woof! That guy has pedigree
written all over him.
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Pedistrate:
To
walk. From the word pedestrian.
Example: Steve did not have a car or bike,
so he decided to pedistrate to class intstead.
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pedophobe:
A
person who fears children.
Example: The pedophobe shivered when he
saw children playing outside.
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Pedro
Mendelbaum: Pedro
Mendelbaum is a worldwide creative collective.
A group of filmmakers, pranksters, and lovers who
have passions for chickens in cowboy hats.
The legend has it that Pedro Mendelbaum was an
exiled Mexican Yeshiva student living in the
forests of Canada who received enlightenment from
a glowing beaver.
Example: Oh, that insane thing I saw the
other day that changed the creative landscape
and blew my mind? It had to be from those Pedro
Mendelbaum guys.
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peduncle:
A
car with a tail light that has blown out or been
smashed or doesn't work for some other reason.
Example: There were four peduncles on the
road between my house and yours. I guess nobody
checks those things out.
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peecey:
A
piece of bread
Example: I want a peecey, please.
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peedeeque:
Pretty
Dumb Question. Sometimes Pretty Damn Quick.
Example: He asks more peedeeques than any
man I ever heard.
You better make up your bed PDQ.
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Peedy
Gonzales: 1.
People, especially women, who do not travel to
the bathroom in a group but instead pee quickly,
wash their hands, and return ruining
everyone’s chance to talk behind their
backs.
Example: I am the original Peddy Gonzales
and amaze other women with my power to pee
quickly and not check my makeup after. What the
hell are they doing in the bathroom that requires
a face check?
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peekasso:
A
dog that is half Pekingnese and half Lhasa Apso.
It is an abstract dog, very artistic. Specialty
is cubism. Origin: Spain.
Example:
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peelie-wallie:
Scots
slang, sick or drunk.
Example: I didn't come to school yesterday
because I was feeling all peelie-wallie.
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peep:
Can
be used in a variety of ways. 1. As a way to
address someone.
2. As people in general.
Example: You peep, totally rock... OR
Anyhow, the peeps were completely overreacting to
the situation.
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peepage:
An
unreservedly cool person, one who is not snobby
or self-absorbed. Most likely a teenager.
Example: Chloe is a peepage. She's cool.
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peeps:
To
share, as in little birds peeping to their
parents to be fed.
Example: Do you want your own bowl or do
you just want peeps?
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peeve,
peeved: An
annoyance, to be annoyed.
Example: Stop peeving me, I'm trying to
study.
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peeweephobia:
An
intense fear of Pee Wee Herman.
Example: Peeweephobia kept me away from
the television for years.
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peezle:
Like
a computer newbie,
but can pertain to anyone who doesn't know how to
do something most others know.
Example: She's a peezle she doesn't even
know how to copy and paste.
OR I should have seen it, it's sooo obvious.
Sheesh, what a peezle I am.
(Usually accompanied by slapping yourself in the
forehead.)
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pekpek:
Exotic
perfume.
Example: You're pekpek smells good.
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pemsy:
It's
short for PMS-y.
The ladies out there know what I'm talking about;
you feel crappy and you wanna crawl in a shell
and die.
Example: Excuse my rude behavior; I'm
feeling a little pemsy.
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pencil
beaver: A
person who gnaws on a pencil for reasons such as
boredom, anxiety, or intense thinking.
Example: Look at that pencil beaver. The
pencil is gonna be gone in a couple minutes.
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penguoid:
Penguin-like.
Penguine-like if a beguine is being danced.
Example: That guy in the tux is totally
penguoid.
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penistelum:
The
odd blade of grass left standing after mowing the
lawn. {Clever enouogh to make it into the pd. Not
to be attempted by amateurs.}
Example: The immaculate green lawn was
spoiled by a solitary penistelum.
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pennsyltucky:
Any
region of Pennsylvania that is not exceedingly
close to one of the five key locations
(Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Harrisburg, Allentown,
and Scranton).
Example: Ed: Where's the campground you're
staying at? Ted: Right in the middle of
Pennsyltucky
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pentameter:
Similar
to a centameter, but with five sides.
Example: The mayor's office decided that
pentameters would be the standard unit of measure
for all four-dimentional objects because
those hundred-sided centameters won't work.
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pentropy:
Tendency
of nearly all ballpoint pens to vanish from your
desk after 20 minutes when you are watching
elsewhere. I was going to send you the damn check
but...this damn pentropy...
Example: There's too much pentropy today
at this office.
I was going to send you the damn check but...this
damn pentropy....
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pepperdinetemperment:
Exclamation.
Reflects an attitude of a meaningless sort of
ennui, or a declaration to rid oneself of this
ennui.
Example: A: This movie just got really
good. B: I think it's cause we're stoned. A.
Yeah, I think you're right. (pause) Together:
Pepperdinetemperment! (Laughter)
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pepperocrastination:
The
act of eating everything around the last piece of
pepperoni on the
last piece of a pizza, then slowly savoring
eating the remaining piece.
Example: This pizza requires, nay
warrants, proper pepperocrastination.
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peppier:
That
annoying waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole
purpose seems to be walking around asking diners
if they want ground pepper.
Example: There goes the peppier again. I
wonder how much he gets paid for doing that.
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peppler:
Bits
of food caught in your teeth.
Example: Do I have any pepplers? Said
while showing your front teeth to the person
addressed.
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Pepsi:
Fake
Coca Cola
Example: A: I'll have a coke, please.
B: Sorry, we only have Pepsi.
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perchaps:
A
variation of perhaps, a synonym for maybe.
Example: Perchaps Tina will rule the
world.
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Percinticulous:
Being
a real arrogant bastard about something petty,
and doing it with a smile on your face, a swing
in your step.
Example: I hate to be a percinticulous
bastard, but you keep leaving the remote on the
coffee table and not on the TV. Stop it, okay?
Thanks.
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percuburp:
Percuburp
is the sputtering sound the coffee pot makes when
it tries to send the last of the water through to
brew.
Example: The coffee is ready, didn't you
hear it percuburp?
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percussive
maintainence: The
suprisingly successful technique of trying to fix
something by hitting it.
Example: The TV wasn't working, but I did
a bit of percussive maintainance on it and now
it's fine.
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Percussive
Maintenance: The
fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again
Example:
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perdner:
Combination
of pretty near and damn near.
Example: I perdner lost control of my car.
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perfeczide:
To
make perfect
Example: I perfeczide the car, so now it
runs better than ever.
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perfle:
The
tear-off strips of paper with holes in them on
each side of the page used by pin-feed printers.
Example: Some of the perfle was in the
waste basket by the printer,
some was hanging over the sides of the basket,
but most was on the floor.
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perflippity:
Silly,
effeminate behavour.
Example: The high school girls at the mall
were annoying me with their perflippity.
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perfory:
The
little strips of paper with holes, used to
maintain alignment of paper in printers and
billing machines.
Example: Tear off the perfory before you
distribute the sheets.
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perfucked:
Perfectly
fucked (up).
When a thing or situation has become as bad as
possible, contrary to all expectations.
Murphy's law taken to an extreme.
Example: We've wrecked the car, it's
raining, my wallet's gone, and Jane just went
into labor.
This is totally perfucked.
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perfumigate:
to
douse onesself with perfume or some other type of
freshening spray in order to mask odors such as
smoke, b.o., etc.
Example: I ate the sizzlin' platter of
fajitas at Chili's and had to perfumigate before
going back to the office.
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perfused:
1.
N. The state of being both perplexed and
confused.
2. Adj. Expression of a confused state.
Example: JimBob looked perfused when it
was explained to him that naked tractor riding
was not a good idea.
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pericoital
dysnomia: n.
During an intimate event, the act of addressing
one's lover by a name other than her own.
Example: Julie wept as she handed him the
divorce papers, which cited pericoital dysnomia
as the grounds. It didn't help when he then
hissed, You won't get one red cent from me,
Stephanie.
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perimenomancy:
The
art of predicting the future by waiting to see
what happens.
Example: It's easy to criticise with the
gift of perimenomancy.
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periomma:
Punctuation
used to to separate sentences.
Example: That's not a semicolon, it's a
periomma.
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permafunk:
An
unpleasant, unmaskable, and tenaciously
pernicious human odor, usually of bodily origin.
Example: He would have gladly offered to
help with his roommate's laundry if it were not
for the
permafunk which leapt from the hamper.
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permagin:
Someone
who will stay a virgin forever, usually not by
choice.
Example: I'll bet you that Brandon ends up
being a permagin.
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permagrin:
1. A
state of being.
2. The appearance of a permanent state of
grinning or smiling,
despite your circumstances or state of mind.
3 - often associated with intoxication.
Example: Mary must be extremely high>
She has that permagrin going on.
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Permahold:
The
act of being placed on hold for an indefinate
amount of time (while listening to terriable hold
music), wondering if you will ever be picked up.
Example: I called my insurance company
today and I was left on permahold.
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Permanti
Style: Adding
cole slaw and french fries to any kind of
sandwich.
Originating from the Permanti Bros. restaurant in
Pittsburgh, PA
Example: Just mind your own business. I'm
making my sandwich Permanti Style today.
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permatary:
That
quick-fix temporary repair job you did around the
house 14 yrs. ago is still working? That's a
permatary job.
Example: He was a jack-of-all-trades, but
many of his repairs were done in permatary
manner.
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permavein:
Someone
who works out so much that she develops enlarged
veins that show at all times.
Example: If you keep doing those pushups,
you're going to become a permavein.
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pernt:
Pertinent
information.
Example: We had to read through three
paragraphs to get to the pernt.
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perp
walk: Marshals
or sheriff's deputies escorting a
prisoner--parading a prisoner in front of the
media.
Example: The camera crews call it a perp
walk.
The reason they love a good perp walk is because
all they have to do is line up outside the
courthouse, point and shoot while the Marshals
hustle the guy, the perpetrator, out to that
unmarked Crown Victoria they always have waiting
down at the curb. If the cameramen are lucky,
they get a shot of some jerk with cuffs on, a
raincoat pulled up over his head, looking guilty
as hell.
This is what the plaintiff's bar snarls and moans
about when they say their clients are getting
tried in the court of public opinion. My lawyer
complained about it just like everybody else.
Fact is though, when I did my perp walk down at
the Richard B. Russell Federal Building in
Atlanta, I was guilty. Fair's fair.
(Copyright 1995, Walter Sorrells, _Power of
Attorney_)
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Perry-factor:
The
degree to which a person, place or thing
resembles Matthew Perry.
Example: Perry-factor HIGH... There is
nobody more Matthew Perry than that guy!
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persact:
Both
perfect and exact.
Example: You don't have to talk so
persact!
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persnackity:
Nasty.
Mostly used when describing teeth, skin, hair, or
other areas of the body one is to keepneat and
tidy.
Example: He was cute. Bbut did you see
those persnackity teeth?
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persona-non-cognita:
A
brainless or thoughtless individual.
Example: I see that guy every morning on
the crowded, rush-hour train with his stuff
spread all over the seat next to him; what a
persona-non-cognita.
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personalities:
Any
other word for breasts.
Example: I'm only after girls with nice
personalities. Yeah, look at the personalities on
her
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personality-free:
Someone
who lacks charisma, character, a sense of humor,
or one who is just plain dull or overly serious.
Example: The personality-free client
responded to my joke with a blank stare.
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personwidth:
Adapted
from the telecommunications term bandwidth
meaning the amount of data a particular device or
segment of a network can transfer or process at
once. Personwidth is likewise the maximum amount
of people needed to achieve a project, or
describes why someone doesn't have sufficient
time to complete a task.
Example: I don't think we have sufficient
personwidth in this department to finish the
project this year.
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pertnear:
Almost
Example: I pertnear made it to work on
Monday.
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perugal:
To
stare at someone for no particular reason
Example: Why are you perugalling at me?
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perving:
Acting
in a nasty manner, being a pervert, annoying
someone with your stupid remarks
Example: He was sooo perving, said Alex,He
kept on making stupid innuendoes.
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perzactify:
To
be perfectly exact.
Example: Her emotional state was
perzactified by his thoughtless actions.
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peshall:
Undeniably,
extraordinarily, extremely special. May be used
only to refer to a person. Additional l's may be
added to increase the said person's peshallness.
Example: I love you sooo much...you are
sooo peshallllllll to me!
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pessimal:
Opposite
of optimal, just as pessimist is the opposite of
optimist.
Example: My father's choice of name for me
was pessimal, said a man named Sue.
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pessimum:
The
opposite of optimum; the worst example.
Example: I worked really hard, but it
turned out to be the pessimum situation.
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Pesticle:
A
guy who is being a girl for some action.
Example: That guy won't leave me alone. He
is a real pesticle.
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Pete
Tong: UK
rhyming slam for wrong, based on Radio 1 DJ, Pete
Tong
Example: It's all gone a bit Pete Tong.
Or, (shortened version), NSync at number 1?
That's just a bit Pete, mate.
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PeterGabrielizing:
When
recording artists take an abnormally long time to
come out with a new release because they
continually revise their material and have
trouble finalizing their work. Such artists often
announce release dates that get postponed several
times in succession.
Example: Deceased director Stanley Kubrick
shouldn't have spent so much time
PeterGabrielizing with the production of AI -
Artificial Intelligence. Now he's dead and
Spielberg is getting all the credit.
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petranoid:
a
portmanteau of the words paranoid and petrified
describing the state of being too scared of what
may happen to be able to move/do anything about
it.
Example: If that girl in Scream weren't so
petranoid, she might have lived to be in the
sequel.
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petranoid:
Scared
to be scared.
Example: The young man seemed to be
petranoid.
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Petro-strangulation:
Choking
from the fumes of the car in front of you when
you have the misfortune to be following a vehicle
that is billowing smoke.
Example: Teresa was suffering from
petro-strangulation as she followed Jeremy's
hopelessy out-of-tune 57 Chevy.
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petroligarchy:
Rule
or government by a small group--leaders of the
oil and petroleum industry. A collision of
petroleum, or petrol, and oligarchy. (Variation:
petroiligarchy.)
Example: Petroligarchy is a prevalent, but
unrecognized form of government.
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Petsgiving:
The
day after Thanksgiving.
Example: Thanksgiving is on Thursday, but
many take off both Thursday and Friday. So what's
the 2nd holiday? Why it's the day we give our
little buddies Thanksgiving left-overs. It's
Petsgiving Day.
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petuny:
Small
girl. Word was born from an attempt at trying to
say the words petite and puny at the same time
Example: Look at that girl, she is nice
but a little thin. You could say she is petuney
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peurile:
puerile
\PYOO-uhr-uhl; PYOOR-uhl\, adjective: Displaying
or suggesting a lack of maturity; juvenile;
childish.
Example: And, in one of the most puerile
episodes of his adult career, he punishes his old
schoolmates for being rich and vulgar by breaking
into their houses to soak the labels off their
boasted wine collections.--Thomas R. Edwards,
Mordecai Richler Then and Now, (1) New York
Times, June 22, 1980
Political argument is becoming a puerile cartoon
about the moral...doing battle with the immoral.
--George F. Will, The Costs of Moral
Exhibitionism, (2) Washington Post, April 15,
2001. (3) Thank God Dana F has submitted a new
word--attorniquette. So many of the other recent
submittals have just been peurile.
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pever:
A
condition resulting from high hormone levels,
usually characterized by a feverish craziness and
the illogical disregard for personal safety,
leading to constant yearning for sex.
Example: Her pever lasted over 50 men. OR
He got the pever and really did some stupid
things.
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pevroid:
A
dim-witted pesty person.
Example: Chris is a pevroid.
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pew:
Pew-
If the Situation around you stinks, it is Pew.
Example: Mom/Dad: No, you Can't go to your
friend's house. You: Oh, this is pew.
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pez:
Greeting
such as: Hello, hi, etc.
Example: Paul said pez to his new friend
Joe.
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pezacrapp:
An
object that is useless or pointless.
Example: That new water-resistant sponge
is a pezacrapp.
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pfffff:
Used
to show disbelief, disdain, disregard, or mild
disgust. Especially used in response to something
deemed utterly ridiculous.
Example: A: Let's go see a movie tonight.
B: Can't. Got no money. C: Pffff.
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pffft:
A
guttural exclamation. Suggestive of disbelief or
discounting what someone has said.
Example: She thinks her designs are
cutting edge? Pffft. They look like recycled 80's
advertisements to me.
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pfft:
A
word used when you know someone is lying.
Example: So went out with him? PFFT.
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pfizer:
Uncool,
pre-juvenile, wankish--a person embodying the
foregoing.
Example: The birthday party was really
pfizer. After all, it was in honor of a pfizer.
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PFM:
Pure
Freaking Magic. Used by the computer elite when
something is too cutting edge
to be understood even in their own circles.
(Coined by the boys at maximum3d.com.)
Example: We understood the FSAA, but
8-layer single pass multi-texturing? That's just
PFM.
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PFO:
Pissed,
Fell Over. British hospital slang to explain
injuries to a patient admitted while drunk,
Example: The PFOs start rolling in just
before midnight.
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phalam:
A
nincompoop, mundu.
Example: As soon as Chris opens his mouth
you know he's a phalam.
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phalangophile:
Someone
obsessed with flying people the bird.
Example: Jim was grooving on blue highway
ambience when he was
accosted by a vehement phalangophile, who seemed
disgusted by some imagined slight.
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phallacy:
A
concept or situation which is wrong due to
outdated patriarchy or male chauvinism.
Example: It is not true that women are bad
drivers. That's a phallacy.
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Phantom-of-the-water-cooler:
A
terminated employee who insists on sneaking back
into a workplace and visiting with ex-employees.
Example: My boss had a strict policy on
preventing Phantoms-of-the water-coolers at my
worksite.
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pharkarcarharssen:
The
feeling one gets when leaving a pub, intoxicated,
during the day,
and stepping out into the bright summer sun.
Example: I'd spent all afternoon in the
pub and stepped out into the bright July sun and
t
his overwhelming wave of pharkarcarharssen swept
over me.
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pharlism:
Tendency
to grunt, squeek, or squeal at random and in a
horrible fashion.
Example: Pigs tend to suffer from
pharlism.
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pharmaceuticab:
1:
Taxi in which you get drunk in the back seat.
2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk
to drive.
Example: You better have the bartender
call you a pharmaceuticab.
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pharmaceutitab:
What's
on the monthly statement from your pharmacist--or
your drug dealer.
Example: When I pick up your prescriptions
at the pool hall, I need to give Daniel some
money. My pharmaceutitab's getting a little too
high.
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pharmarrhea:
The
dense, pseudo-medico-legal boilerplate that
appears at the end of commercials or
advertisements for prescription drugs, advising
consumers of the risks. Always ends with the
phrase Use only as directed.
Example: That might be just what I need
for my low self-esteem, said John. I don't know,
Julia fretted,
did you read any of the pharmarrhea? She pointed
to one particular sentence of the tiny type: 44%
of test subjects experienced spontaneous hair
failure, compared with 7% who received a placebo.
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phasisticated:
The
opposite of Sophisticated, to be used when a
person is being idiotic.
Example: Oh, my God. Suzie is being so
phasisticated. What an idiot.
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phat:
Great,
awesome, the best, super-duper.
Example: I just purchased a phat new
gigahertz laptop with built-in spa and tiki bar.
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phat
paper: Cash,
moula, coin, currency of the rat race.
Example: Hey, nice site. Sorry I can't
give you any phat paper.
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Phatty
Bom Batty: Quite
possibly the coolest thing you've ever seen.
Example: Where did you get those phatty
bom batty shoes?
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phattybatter:
Cool,
phat.
Example: A. Did you see the movie? B.
Yeah, it was phattybatter.
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phb:
Dilbert,
short for pointy-haired boss. An idiot manager.
Example: My phb asked me if I could work
overtime for the next two months. I died inside.
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phenagle:
To
fool around or tinker with something. This is
usually in an effort to try to fix something that
is working but not working the way you WANT it
to. In other words, NOT leaving well enough
alone. As imagined, phenagling with something
often results in breaking it.
Example: Hmmm...I think my TV reception
could be better. Let me phenagle with the antenna
a little...
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phenomic:
Of a
word, the quality of being pleasant to say, or of
being memorable in some way--especially a word
which has been invented for this purpose.
Example: Sean: Schkurdle is rather
phenomic, isn't it? ED. Not particularly.
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philanthrobust:
When
throwing money and aid to a person, project, or
country sadly fails.
Example: The elementary school lunch
subsidies were a philanthrobust.
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Philish:
Used
to describe something that bothers you to no end
and makes you wish you had a gun to shoot them.
Example: That guy we saw
yesterday--Lyphen?--what a philish turd!
I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only
was he rude, but he also smelled awful!
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phillatio:
Licking
a stamp.
Example: Did you hear about Phil--the guy
who performed phillatio on a stamp?
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phillumeny:
Collecting
matcboxes.
Example: Phillumeny is a hot hobby.
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philobeer:
A
lover of beer.
Example: The philobeer went mad becasue
the bar had no beer.
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philosification:
the
act of philosophy
Example: during his test, Bort used his
philosification skills.
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philosophize:
the
act of philosophy
Example: she asked him to philosophize
whether the chair actually exists.
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phipenky:
(adj.)
- fishy, messed up, weird.
Example: You have the same answers as
Lauryn on your quiz... something is phipenky
here.
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phlalamascalang:
Inappropriate
music played before a rock gig by the venue;
inappropriateness varies proportionately to the
lateness of the band.
Example: They Might Be Giants were late on
stage in Houston,
and the endless samba music was driving the crowd
up the wall.
Why not play some TMBG records, instead of this
awful phlalamascalang?
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phlarge:
A
generous act or person.
Example: Helping her with her homework was
very phlarge of you!
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phlargenbargen:
Substitute
for swear words.
Example: When you stub your toe:
Oh, phlargenbargen! My toe!
(really you can put this word anywhere you can
put a swear word.)
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phleeb:
one
lacking in moral character.
Example: I am nothing but a phleeb, and I
don't care who knows it!
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phleebe:
To
weasel your way to evade hard work. To use
devious and cunning behaviour to acheive a goal.
Example: Scott used his cheat sheets to
phleebe his way through an exam.
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Phlophinay:
A
phlophinay has been commited when someone almost
says or does a very stupid or ridiculous thing
but catches herself before actually doing
it--thus saving herself a bit of
embarassment--only to immediately tell everyone
about the stupid thing
she almost said or did.
Example: Cleo broke up with Tony because
he almost called her by his ex-girlfriend's name
and was foolish enough to then tell her about his
near Freudian-slip. What a phlophinay on his
part.
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phobiphobia:
The
fear of having a fear. Phobophobia is fear of
fear.
Example: Johnny has phobiphobia.
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Phoned:
describes
someone who is slightly drunk and slightly stoned
at the same time.
Example: I'm phoned.
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phonesia:
When
you call someone and suddenly forget who exactly
you were calling.
Example: Who's this? I'm sorry, I've just
had a bit of phonesia.
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phonetically
rejected: Having
someone see your name on the caller i.d. when the
phone rings and choose to ignore your call.
Example: I tried to call my ex-girlfriend
last night, but she has caller i.d., so I was
phonetically rejected.
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Phong:
A
strange mixture between jello and mayonaisse.
Example: Mike's mom made us phong
sandwiches today.
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Phonytail:
The
bit of hair grown longer by a balding man, so he
can comb it over his bald patch.
Example: Grandpa, that sure is a long
phonytail that you're growing there.
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phooey
boo: To
show disappointment.
Example: Phooey boo on you, duck. You
stole my piece of bread.
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Phoolsy:
When
two fools run into each other and they fall down.
Example: Those two fools just phoolsied
and it must have hurt a lot.
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phoom:
1.
Used to verbally express a rapid movement.
2. Used as a virtually meaningless intensive.3.
Used in place of an expletive
Example: 1. Did you see that guy run by?
He was, like...phoom!
2. Let's take it to the next level. Phoom!
3. Phoom you, Mom. I'm not cleaning my phooming
room.
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phoon:
One
who stands on one foot in a running-like pose for
photos.
(v) To assume the phoon pose.
Example: She and her bridesmaids phooned
for a great photo.
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photios:
Photios
was the Greek god of leaving the lens-cap on.
Example: Why are all my holiday photios
black?
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photographical:
Reference
to photography.
Example: She is a great photographical
artist.
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photoshopically:
In a
manner requiring an image manipulation program,
usually Adobe Photoshop.
Example: Doesn't matter about the red eye,
we'll remove it photoshopically later.
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photoshoplifting:
swiping
images from the web and appropriating them in
your own work
Example: I photoshoplifted a fine piece of
pixel-a woman in a blue-black hat.
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photoshopped:
an
image that has been touched up or modified using
an image editing program, esp. Adobe Photoshop
Example: Her 8x10 glossy looked much
better after we photoshopped it.
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Photoshopping:
Taking
an innocent picture and combining it with others
to make people laugh
and perhaps think you are cool--as much as a tech
can be anyway.
Example: Cheap shot. Photoshopping your
dad's head onto a jackass is always going to make
your mother laugh.
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Photoslop:
Lame
or awful Photoshop work.
Example: He used Photoslop to make the
logo.
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Phozzle:
The
ball of fluff that builds up on phonograph
needles.
Example: My records sounded muffled
because of the phozzle that gathered under the
stylus.
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PHPHead:
One
who lives for the web scripting language PHP.
Example: Bob runs 18 websites about PHP.
What a PHPHead!
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phreak:
One
who is enthusiastic about telephones.
Someone who wants to learn about a telephone
network.
Example: The telecom magazine featured a
story written by a phreak.
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phresh:
Tight,
new, neato.
Example: That new CD was mad phresh.
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pht:
1.
Used to express disgust or contempt for a
comment--in a playful way.
2. Used as a substitute for any kind of good
comeback.
Example: A. I completely understand
quantum physics. B. Pht.
(b) Ex. virgio, you're very weird, man.
Pht.
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Phuff:
To
blow on hot food to cool it down before you eat
it.
Example: I know the potatos are hot. Let
Mommy phuff them for you.
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phung:
A
threat blurted out for lack of a better word.
Usually used by slow-thinking jocks, but also
belligerently used at ballett practice.
Example: I'm going to phung you like
you've never been phunged before.
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phycodelic:
Very
cool, wonderful, or amazing; anything that is
good by a great means.
Example: Betty, your presentation in
science was simoly phycodelic.
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PHYRE:
stands
for Port Hope Young Robotic Engineers, used often
to describe the top team at the CanadaFirst
Robotic Games
Example: PHYRE Rulz, Ticats suck!
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physicality:
Physical
interactions with a significant other--kissing,
cuddling, etc.
Example: Being single I miss the
physicalities, but I don't want to be physical
with just anybody.
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PIAM:
Pleasure
Is All Mine.
Example: Bert: TYVM (Thank you very much.)
Ernie: PIAM (Pleasure is all mine.)
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piccolute:
A
member of a musical group who does double duty on
the piccolo and the flute.
Example: When the band's piccolo player
quit, the first chair flute had to pick up the
slack by becoming a piccolute.
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Pickin'
a fruit from the rando: Used
when someone says something in conversation that
has
nothing to do with what you are talking about.
Example: Where did that come from? You are
totally pickin' a fruit from the random tree.
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pickle-fingered:
To
make several typo's in a row.
Example: Thisd here thingsx a mess. Oops,
sorry about that. I pickle-fingered.
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pickleicious:
Also
spelled pick-a-licious. A nonce word meaning
delicious. Used extensively by two-year-olds to
describe how pickles taste.
Example: How does that pickle taste? It's
pickleicious.
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picklenose:
Someone,
usually a child, with poor nasal hygiene. From
the novel _Blinsby_ by Adam Leslie and Peter
Tunstall.
Example: Aren't you going out to play with
Jamie? No, he's a picklenose.
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Pickonable:
One
who is easy to pick on.
Example: Steve doesn't mind when I tease
him. He's so pickonable.
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pickuponable:
Used
to describe someone whose personality or lack
thereof
invites practical jokes and other similar
harassment.
Example: When Joey's got a hangover, he's
too pickuponable to ignore.
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pididdle:
To
creatively expend time and energy doing what
appears to have no real-world
value to anyone (including yourself), and to have
a helluva good time doing it.
Example: Are you doing anything right now?
Yes, I am. I'm pididdling my way through the real
reasons dragons can fly despite being so large
and heavy.
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piece:
Used
instead of place to mean exactly the same thing.
Example: There were lots of people up in
that piece.
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piecer:
Piece
of junk.
Example: Look at my piecer in the
driveway. It's rusted out.
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pienthis:
Pencil.
Example: You got a pienthis?
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pier:
Goodbye,
seeya, etc.
Example: Mike quickly said pier to his
friends as he drove away.
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piff:
To
chuck something, to throw something.
Example: Piff a chicken through a taxi
window for a real thrill.
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piff:
A
substitute for any verb. Used in Australia in the
1980s (may still be).
Example: I piffed off early from work,
piffed home, piffed on a dress, and piffed down
to the pub.
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piffle:
A
word, possibly derived from the North of England,
(er, that's where I'm from, anyway *g*), that
means nonsense or rubbish.
Example: mojobob: I'm a really groovy and
fabulous person.
mini-mojobob: Piffle!
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pig
farmer: Comedy
insult.
Example: You pig farmer.
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pig
latino: It
is when you speak any Latin language with the pig
latin phrasing.
Example: To mess around with the
substitute teacher we all talked in pig latino
the whole day.
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pig-e-doodle:
Noun.
A guinea pig. Can be pronounced pig-e-doodle, or
piggy-doodle. Synonyms: pid, dinea pid.
Example: Aww. Cute little pig-e-doodles.
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piger:
That
mixed feeling of anger, annoyance, and jealousy
when your sibling
opens a present that you really really want.
Example: I felt piger rising from my blood
as my brother opened his new CD player.
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pigfat:
Equivalent
to mild expletives like blast it, darn it, etc.
Example: Oh, pigfat! I'm in trouble.
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piggle
(with): Fiddle
with. Colloquial British term.
Example: I know you've got a hole in your
jumper, but please stop piggling with it.
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piggutanucus:
when
you eat way too much...
Example: your such a piggytanucus...
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Pikachu:
Any
very very annoying, redundant, or persistently
aggravating person.
Example: God Pikachu, will you shut the
hell up?!
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pike:
verb
- New Zealand slang - to not turn up ( to a
party, or whatever)
Example: Was Fred at the pub? No, he
piked.
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piker:
A
stock-brocker who does not meet his monthly quota
or does bare minmum to get by.
An individual who has no monetary worth or cuts
corners trying to save money.
Example: Matt. who cleans pools part time
to make ends meet, is known as a piker to his
more affluent peers.
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pildew:
The
mysterious circle of moisture found on your
pillow in the morning.
Example: I woke up in one massive puddle
of pildew this morning.
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pile
out: To
sit around and do nothing
Example: Yeah, there's nothing to do so
we're all just piling out at Phil's house.
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pill:
Basketball.
Example: I'm open, pass me the pill.
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pillock:
Mild
insult - an idiot in the nicest possible way
Example: When a friend says or does
something stuid, you pillock is a gentle rebuke.
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pilot:
General
derogatory term to describe another person.
Example: So now Chris is a friggin' pilot?
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pilser:
Teenage
guy who attends punk, hardcore, etc. Thinks he is
a badass in his father's car.
Usually is accompanied by girls.
Example: This show is overrun with
pilsers.
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Pim:
Any
male of questionable character: a man who is
sketchy, shady, or slimy.
Derived from the french pronunciation of the word
pimp.
Example: Chris is a prepostrous pim. Have
you seen the way he ogles women on the subway?
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pimp:
when
complimenting a person on their mastery of the
subject matter. to freely explain and dish out
the skills
Example:
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Pimp:
Slang
for a headhunter, recruiter or account executive.
Example: These guys will have to talk to
my pimp if they want to extend my contract
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Pimp:
A
Cigarette Filled with Tobacco or anything else
you can smoke.
Example: Yo, can I bum a Pimp from you,
I'm Out.
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pimp:
Plug,
promote.
Example: I'm just pimpin' my new CD.
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pimp
ninja: A
very cool person who is not just pimptified, but
also has the stealthy moves of a ninja.
Example: Nano and Jsteel are pimp ninjas.
I hope they don't get kung fu on me because I am
such a loser.
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pimp-slap:
Demeaning
form of punishment. Administered by a warrior to
a punk or would-be bully not worthy of an actual
punch.
Example: Those guys where bothering
us...until Bruce pimp-slapped the biggest one.
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pimpasaurus:
A
person who works his mac like no other.
He gets all the hot females and leaves none for
his friends.
Sometimes is disliked by other guys.
Example: Alex is the biggest pimpasaurus
ever. He's got Serena, Jessica, Libby, and
everyone else at school.
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pimpistic
engineering: A
field of study at the Californian Universities by
the beach.
The core course involves the studying of
celestial bodies roaming on the beaches.
Example: Frank, who was very fond of
women, majored in pimpistic engineering at the
beach.
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pimple
on the ass of humanity: Insult
used when nothing else can describe just how much
of an ass someone is.
Example: Dammit, Todd, you're a pimple on
the ass of humanity.... And you smell bad on top
of that. Not to mention your stupid haircut.
And that you're fat. Or that your clothes look
awful--well, they're actually a bit better since
you got married again.
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pimplets:
Pre-acne
bumps usually found on chin and forehead
signalling the beginning of adolescence.
Example: Harvey won't come to the mall
because he's afraid people will laugh at the
pimplets all over his forehead.
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pimpshway:
An
action, object or place that is really cool.
Example: Pimpshway car!
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pimptastic:
Excellent.
Good enough for the best of the best pimps.
Example: That cashew was pimptastic.
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pineapple,
canary: Both
are Australian for a fifty dollar note.
Example: You got a pineapple I could
borrow?
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Piney:
A
member of the white laboring class living in
southern New Jersey USA -- often used
disparagingly. Derived from the Pine Barrens of
southern New Jersey. See redneck for southern
United States equivalent.
Example: Did you see Joe's rusted out
pickup truck? What a Piney!
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piney:
Thorny,
sharp, prickly.
Example: Ouch, that hurts. The leaves on
that bush are piney.
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ping:
To
contact someone, usually briefly, regardless of
medium.
Medium-specific alternatives such as call, email,
IM, find, and call your cell are often too
specific
when all you mean to say is I'll get in touch
with you somehow.
Example: I'm not sure what I'm up to
tonight, but I'll ping you before I go out.
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Ping:
Used
randomly throughout a conversation to annoy
people.
Example: So, I was walking in the park one
day wh--
Ping!
Excuse me?
What?
You said something.
Ping! Huh?
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ping
test: A
method or finding the gay man in the room. AKA: a
gaydar sweep. [Many don't know it, but Gaydar is
a
surname for several persons in the US.]
Example: Boobies jiggle is a good ping
test, but I think clang, clang, clang went the
trolley is more accurate.
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pink
squirrel: Very
feminine gay man; named for the ulta sweet frou
frou drink.
Example: In his low cut pants and belly
shirt, Chris was a pink squirrel on the prowl.
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pinked:
V.)
To push two objects together
Example: I pinked the sofa and the wall so
that the gap was closed.
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pinkerton:
adj.
The best something can be. After Pinkerton the
weezer cd (argueably one of the best cd's ever)
Example: Shaq is in the pinkerton of his
career.
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pinktuation:
Over-flowery
adornment of handwriting--especially swirls,
loops and smiley faces.
Example: I bet that Lawrence Llewelyn
Bowen uses excessive pinktuation on his
autographs.
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pinny:
Having
pinworms.
Example: John's pinny, so stay away from
him.
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pino
collido: it
is the true form of evil, bottled and sold to
customers at dairy queen.
Example: when my pouch of pino mix was
accidently opened bad things started happening
around my house. there are only 2 pouches left i
have one of them. i will keep it from the hands
of the foolish.
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Pinocchiist:
Someone
especially unsettled by the well-documented
unreality of the modern era, and
who therefore wants to be (a) real (boy).
Example: Call me a Pinocchiist, but if I
spend another minute at this mall I might have an
ontological crisis.
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pious:
(adj)
Full of holes. Holy, pious.
Example: His socks are more pious than the
pope's.
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PIP:
a
PIP stands for a Pool in pool. an inflatable pool
which you put inside your own pool, and you and
your friends can just chill in the pip with all
of your clothes on. it acts as a boat, but is
much more comfortable.
Example: lets go pipping. as in, lets do
the deed of sitting in a PIP.
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pipin'
cold: The
reverse of pipin' hot, or very cold.
Example: It is so hot I could use a pipin'
cold soda about now.
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Pipots:
One
who acts in such a way that distinguishes himself
from the rest of the crowd. In other words one
can
act dumb, stupid, funny, or just be unique enough
that
he separates himself from the crowd.
Example: Chris was acting the big pipots
last night.
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Pirish:
When
someone tries to mimic an Irish accent, but it
continually drifts between Irish and Pirate. Such
as I'd like a pint, please, YAR!
Example: Your fake accent sounds a little
Pirish to me.
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Piscola:
Alcohol
drink made out of grapes and mixed with soda. The
alcohol degree varies from 33 to 50 in most
cases.
Example: Hey, bartender, one piscola
please--and make it strong.
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pish:
To
be drunk, to pour
Example: I was so pished, I never got
home. The rain pished down on me.
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piss:
Australian
slang for beer.
Example: A packet of smokes and six cold
cans of piss.
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pissed
as a rat: So
drunk you can't even function or even speak,
but amazingly say the words, I'm pissed as a rat.
Example: I'm pissed as a rat.
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pisstivity:
a
state of mind, being cranky or upset
Example: Her husband coming home late had
her in a real state of pisstivity.
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pit
stop: Quick
trip to the bathroom.
Example: Hold up a second, ladies, DJ's
gotta make a pit stop.
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PITA:
pain
in the ass
Example: he's such a PITA.
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Pitard:
Derived
from Austin, TX attorney David Pitard. Someone
who behaves in an overly stupid manner
Example: Did you hear what Danny just
said? What a pitard!
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Pitbullate:
From
pit bull. Biting somebody with fury. Pitbullated:
Ate up by a pit bull.
Example: Capitulate or I'll pitbullate
you.
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pittsborough:
The
zone of offense body odour around an individual.
Example: Whoa, I have now entered
Pittsborough
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Pittsburghese:
A
way of speaking that includes an accent and a
whole vocabulary of slang words.
Mainly limited to western Pennsylvania.
It is considered a blue-collar way of speaking,
and not something you would want to use in a job
interview.
Example: you might want to stop using that
Pittsburghese if you want to get a good job and
move out of here
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pity
party: A
gathering of two or more people in which those
present share their miseries and feel sorry for
each other.
Example: I just got a ding in my car, you
broke your nail, and Mike just got an A- (instead
of his usual A) on his exam. I guess we should
just all get together and have a pity party.
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pity
whore: A
person who always tries to get others to feel
sorry for her.
Example: Steve is a total pity whore.
Always complaining to everyone how he has no car,
no money, and no girlfriend.
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Pitz
an' a Pout: Meaning
going out to eat after a night out.
pronounced (Pizza and a Poutine).
Example: Hey guido, what do you say we go
out for a pitz an' a pout tonight.
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piv:
A
name you call someone who's being annoying,
stupid, funny, or weird.
Example: If someone repeatedly asks you,
What are you wearing to the concert tonight? and
you keep answering,
I don't know. But they still ramble on, then you
can say, Get away from me, ya piv! And then walk
away.
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pixel-pushing:
pixel-pushing
is a term for a design that is very miniscule in
detail. it typically involves manipulating images
one pixel at a time.
Example: I'm just a low-down pixelpusher.
(or) That site is pixel-pushing some tight
designs.
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pixeled:
The
state one is in after spending too much time in
front of the computer.
Most common among gamers and programmers.
Example: Jack was so pixeled last night it
was pathetic.
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Pixelixian:
So
daft, so strange, that it or they would be worthy
of appearing on Pixelix.
Example: Chris is pixelixian. He gets he
protein by eating gerbils for breakfast, lunch,
and dinner.
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pixelmonkey:
Someone
who does menial graphics work, such as creating
buttons for web pages.
Example: Look at Joe, doing another
cut-out in photoshop. Pixelmonkey.
|
pixelortion:
The
distortion experienced by people with cheap
webcams (or servers) when they move too fast.
Example: Jon (to Jane, over a cam): What
did you just do? There was some massive
pixelortion!
Jane: Stupid server.
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Pixelsurgeon:
One
who operates on stray (often emotionally insecure
and invariably wounded) little pixels.
Expertly and swiftly working with a deft and
steady hand (unless it's late or there's a
deadline involved)
to produce highly professional and exemplary
digital design work.
And posting trendy links to ostensibly cutting
edge web sites...and stuff.
Example: Man, is that Arber, Rich, and
Rina from Pixelsurgeon? They're cutting edge,
man! Cutting edge!
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pizza:
Code-word
for beer. Use your imagination to associate the
different kinds of beer with the different
kinds of pizza. Pepperoni = Busch, cheese = Pabst
Blue Ribbon....
Example: Let's go drink some pizza.
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Pizza
Kid: a
word that was coined to describe the 20
somethings that helped give birth to the internet
fueled for the most part by pizza and Jolt cola
Example: Man do you believe that. That
pizza kid has earned 5 millon dollars this year
with his start up
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pizza-envy:
The
covetousness you feel when the gluttonous person
you bought a pizza with keeps selecting bigger
pieces than you.
Example: Hey! Stop taking the bigger
pieces of pizza! You're giving me a massive case
of pizza envy.
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pizzapyrodermis:
(n)
The condition that invariably results from
burning your mouth whenever eating fresh pizza
too rapidly. Also refers specifically to the
small section of gum located between the top
front two teeth that is particularly susceptable
to this condition.
Example: The cold drink did nothing to
reduce the pain in her pizzapyrodermis that
resulted from devouring the pie in record time.
Her doctor had concurred, she was sullering from
acute pizzapyrodermis.
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Pizzer:
Pete-zer.
A cheese pizza.
Example: Do you feel like pepperoni--or
just a pizzer?
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pizzout:
Peace
out--goodbye.
Example: Pizzout Mike!
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PK:
abbreviation
for Preacher's Kid
Example: I used to date her... she was a
PK!
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pkirt:
A
skirt made from a pair of pants.
Example: These jeans didn't fit me
anymore, so I made a pkirt out of them.
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plabophile:
Someone
who loves plabo--plabo being a word waiting for a
meaning.
Example: I love plabophiles.
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placebian:
A
person who offers meaningless advice to people
with an honest tone of voice,
so those victims go forth and take the
advice...derived from placebo
Example: Charlie says to Latisha, in her
time of woe after she's been dumped by her
beloved, The time is right for plucking every
hair from your body and replacing it with gravel
or at least Ham gift tags. Charlie's advice shows
his Placebian ways.
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plageudorize:
To
copy or claim as one's own a pseudo word, similar
to plagiarize. Plageudorism, the act of
plageudorizing.
Example: Billy Beaver's wanton
plageudorism did not go unnoticed by the the
word's creator, E. Glenn.
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plagiarhythm:
When
a band takes a good riff from another song and
just uses it as if no one is going to notice.
Example: Every grunge band since Nirvana
has engaged in flagrant and constant
plagiarhythm.
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plagueware:
Software
designed to allow millions of useless spam
e-mails to be easily sent
in order to plague and aggravate millions of
peaceful Internet users.
Example: They advertised 50 million e-mail
addresses for $100 which includes the latest
plagueware to easily deliver tons of spam to
those addresses.
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plahogany:
Imitation
wood car interiors made of plastic.
Example: Claudia loved the plastic wood,
or plahogany, in the interior of her 2003
Corolla.
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plaidiator:
Plaid
+ gladiator. One who fights for the honor of his
tartan.
Example: Dinna offend his clan; he's a
fierce plaidiator.
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plamf:
A
guy who puts another person's underwear on his
head and inhales.
Example: He is a plamf!
|
plan
B: an
alternate plan of action, when your original plan
starts to crash and burn
Example: Okay, let's get plan B into
motion...
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plank:
1.
Large peice of knotty wood, not good for much. 2.
Person with the same attributes.
Example: Chris is a plank. He's also
dumber than a post.
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plant:
In
the world of online dating, this is when someone,
as a joke, puts in a picture of a gorgeous
woman or man to throw off the would-be seekers.
The goal is to collect as many emails as possible
to promote something.
Example: That girl must be a plant.
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plaspimko:
word
invented in the early 80's during the SF revival
through cinema and literature. 'PLASPIMKO' was
re-used by a firm which build plastic toy ufo's,
very similar to large plastic Pim's biscuits.
Later, in the 90's, a Jap. actress named Miki
Plaspimko went famous in a Science Porn Fiction
film called 'UNW' ('Unidentified Naked Women').
Nowadays, the word is randomly used to describe
either 'another' SF blockbuster, or what we also
call a 'bimbo'.
Example:
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Plastic
Much: refers
to a person who puts on a facade while talking to
you and turns their back and hates you.
Example: Johnnie says to Tina Yeah it was
great seeing you again.
You To Johnnie, Tina says with little emotion.
Johnnie to Emily, PLastic Much?
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Platformization:
The
mystical creation of a business platform out of
nothing more than thin air.
Example: The Finnish art of
platformization originated in the early 20th
century.
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platitudypus:
Someone
who proffers numerous platitudes.
Example: Don't you hate it when that
platitudypus spews those banalities.
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platties:
Very
big shoes.
Example: See that girl in the line up for
that very lame club...the one with the platties
on? That's my mum..
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play
misty: To
get upset and cry.
Example: Zack tried to break up with
Chandra and she started to play misty on him.
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Play-on:
A
person who acts like she is really into
something, when in realitly, you know for a fact
she's just acting--sometimes for attention or
over jealousy.
Example: 1. Jen is flirting with
Bobby--that is such a play-on.
Yesterday she told me how much she hated him.
2. Cathy is acting like she wants to hang out
with us tonight--it's a play-on.
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played:
Exhausted.
Short form of played out.
Example: I was played after that concert
last night.
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playing
with knives: used
to allude to the fact that the act you are about
to do may be about as wise as 'playing with
knives'
Example: - i wonder if i could make my car
do flips in the air.. - i think you'd be better
off playing with knives
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pld:
Good
job.
Example: pld you = good job you, well
done.
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please
lorrr!: A
recently used slang when someone tries to
rebute/retort another person being too arrogant,
proud or just being lame.(very short form for
Don't be Daft! for our local singlish).
Example:
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please-e-asaur:
A
bratty little brother who never stops asking for
things.
Example: My little brother Jerad won't
quit being a please-e-asuar.
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pleather:
This
is ususally referred to the fake leather clothing
that people wear and try to tell you that it as
real leather...it's plastic 'leather'
Example: That jacket look like pleather.
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pleauky:
Extremely
bad-tasting; not good, yucky. Word invented by
little brother when we were children.
Example: That medicine tastes pleauky.
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plebbi:
A
lowlife. Never a hip and popular guy or gal.
Similar to a plebe at a military academy.
Example: If you want to get in good with
me, try doing my washing and ironing, plebbi.
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Plech:
An
exclamation of distaste.
Example: Oh, plech! I just spilled my
cream soda all over my new pants.
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pleh:
Declaration
of dismissal towards anyone who is whining about
or wanting help for something within her control.
For derivation, see SNL news story concerning
Uncle Backwards being mugged.
Example: Your boss gave you too much to do
and you're stressed out? Oh, pleh. Go whine to
someone else.
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plenigamy:
Marriage
of an individual to both a man and a woman.
Example: Plenigamy is the best of both
worlds--you're married to a man and a woman.
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Plenktrum:
Largest
member of the plankton family, plenktrum were
orginally dried out and sold to guitar players.
Example: As he built to a crescendo his
plenktrum flew across the strings.
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plenonym:
A
person's full name, including middle name(s).
Used by the addressed's mother to indicate the
child is in severe trouble. Plenonymous,
plenonymously.
Example: Darwin Herbert von Ribbentrop
Smythe! Eva shouted, driven in her exasperation
to use his plenonym. Get your ass in this house
RIGHT NOW!
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plentsch:
A
sufficient or more than sufficient amount.
Example: No worries, my friend; you've got
plentsch cool to catch that lady's eye.
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pleonastician:
Someone
who uses more words than needed to communicate an
idea.
Example: Joe: You are such a stupid
dumb-dumb-head. Nostradramus: Quiet, insolent
pleonastician.
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plepple:
A
type of brainteaser that requires thinking beyond
the problem,
often involving a trick question or a misleading
story.
Example: A riddle like How many animals
did Moses take on the ark? is a plepple.
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plevil:
Evil,
by way of pleather pants. A TV villain in leather
pants is full-fledged evil,
but one in pleather implies faux evil or
plevilness. Usually black pleather.
Example: On Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
season 2, Angel was evil and wore black leather
pants. In season 3, Faith was ambiguous. She wore
black pleather as a sign of her plevilness.
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Plexi:
A
person that immitates what another person does,
coming from plexi glass, wannabe glass that's
really plastic
Example: He is a plexi and is set out to
be like you.
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pliggy:
Resembling
a polygamist's wife in dress or grooming.
Usually means very long hair, no makeup, and
severely modest clothing. (Utah slang)
Example: You really need to get a haircut.
You're starting to look a little pliggy.
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plinking:
To
fire a 22-caliber weapon at metal cans. Popular
form of male recreation in the American South.
Example: Many good marksmen learned their
shooting skills by plinking as kids.
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Ploaf:
Used
for a culinary disaster. Can also be ploaved,
ploafing, ploafer.
Example: Gee Billy, you sure did ploaf
those french fries. They are really burnt.
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plod:
term
for police (in/on a vehicle, originally british
Example: bollocks! The plod just flashed
his cherries!
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plogged:
Plugged
or clogged.
Example: That darn sink is plogged again.
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ploister:
to
wander, meander, bum around
Example: we didn't have to be there till
6, so we ploistered around town for an hour.
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PLOKTA:
Acronym
for 'Press Lots Of Keys To Abort'. Used heavily
in the early days of computing.
Example:
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plonk:
To
announce that you are ignoring someone
electronically. From talk.bizarre on usenet,
meaning the sound of an unruly newbie being added
to a killfile.
Also plonker - one who deserves plonking.
Example: You're so fulla crap. I'm never
reading another line of your drivel. PLONK!
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plonticulate:
to
sit in one spot for long periods of time.
Example: i've got nothing to do this
weekend. I think i'll plonticulate in front of
the TV for a while.
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plook:
A
Scottish zit.
Example: Look at the size of that plook on
the end of your nose.
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ploop:
(n)
The liquid that comes from the straw when you put
your drink down too fast. (v) To create ploop.
Example: I put down my slushie so fast
that I plooped a girl two rows ahead of me.
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plork:
Dutch
abreviation of: very beautiful body, hideous
face.
Example: Plorks are plentiful tonight.
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plot-loss:
Losing
your train of thought. Getting sidetracked and
forgetting where the story was going.
Example: Henry Rollins had some severe
plot-loss during a story about Crispin Glover and
hotel telephones.
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plug
and pray: when
you add hardware to a Windows computer, the hope
that it Windows recognizes it and it works
Example: The installation of the sound
card includes a little plug and pray that Windows
can find it
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plug-inski:
something
that uses a template or formula, therefore
minimizing the amount of brain-effort required
for the task.
Example: Here's the new content, here's
the template to use -- it's plug-inski.
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plumber's
crack: The
term used to describe someone's ass-crack showing
above his pants,
usually when bending down. Called plumber's crack
due to the high amount of overweight plumbers in
Australia who cannot get shorts to fit them.
Example: Hehe, get a look at his plumber's
crack. His stubbies are wayyy too small.
(Stubbies are an Australian brand of shorts.)
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plumduffin:
Someone
who acts unnaturally sweet to get something from
you or take advantage of you.
Derived from the English naval pudding dish plum
duff.
Alt.: figgydowdy.
Example: Trey: Your mom is chillin'.
Tyrone: Nah, she's just plumduffin cuz she's out
of ciggies and doesn't want to go to the store.
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plunketygeb:
A
word to say when you don't what to say.
Example: Oh, plunketygeb!
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Pluntan:
A
fake suntan.
Example: Suntan cream will give you a
pluntan.
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plur:
Peace.
Love. Unity. Respect. (from the movie groove)
Example: When extending a kindness to
someone in need, say plur. If they ask you what
it means, spread the love!
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Plurnesajumamerven:
word
which contains abreviated the names of the 8
planets of the solar system(Earth is missing).
Making referance to them in a work using this
word it s easier than to ennumerate all of them.
Example: Plurnesajumamerven will suffer in
the close future a radical change in the
positional aspect.
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plurp:
Yet
another nonsensical quasi-curse word. Often used
in multiple forms, such as plurpitudinal, plurp
off, or plurping ka-pwang.
Example: Plurp! My computer just crashed
again!
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plysu:
A
situation where, under repeated questioning,
somebody's previous mental state changes
as a direct result of the questioning.
Example: A: Are you ok?
B: Yes, fine.
A: Are you sure?
B: Yes.
A: No, seriously, are you ok?
B: Yes.
A: Are you sure?
B: Dammit! Stop asking me. I've already told you.
A: Ah, you're not okay at all.
B: Look, it's just a plysu thing.
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PMD:
Paid
(or Paying) My Dues.
Example: He said, Never again going to be
another person’s slave, never again going to
take abuse at
work or home……PMD!
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PMDDSing:
the
combination of PMDD and PMS. it is worse than
both separated!
Example: just don't even talk to that girl
in the corner ripping her hair out, she's
PMDDSing.
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pneumaplasm:
The
invisible but perceptible field of influence that
living things and humans have that can affect
their surroundings.
Example: The pneumaplasm of John F.
Kennedy was such that many sensed when he was
present in the room without actually seeing him
there.
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po':
A
temporary state of non-debilitating poverty;
anytime you're really watching your budget.
Example: When I was po' in college, my
boyfriend paid for dinners. Now that he's
unemployed and po', I pay.
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po'fectionist:
A
writer poor in spelling and punctuation who
refuses all editing.
Also poerfectionist, a writer (usually poet) who
won't change a line because
that's the way I dreamed it.
Example: I hate grading his papers; he's
such a po'fectionist that he ignores the
comments.
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Po-Leece:
Police
officers.
Example: The po-leece busted me for
jaywalking--then the guy from Wal Mart ran up and
told them I stole their shopping cart.
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Po-Po:
Another
word for Police, Cops, Fuzz
Example: Look out, here comes the Po Po
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pobcak:
acronym
- problem occuring between chair and keyboard.
term often used by computer programmers when the
end user has no idea what they are doing.
Example: the bug in the program is due to
a pobcak.
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pock:
1.
Kind shorthand for I completely like and respect
you, maybe even love you, but you must please
leave me alone right now, no questions asked.
Especially appropriate when the other person is
visiting your turf -- your dorm room, office,
etc.
2. To leave immediately after hearing a pock
request, without bearing the speaker any ill
will.
Example: (Your friend Bill is yakking
while you're trying to finish your taxes.) You:
Um, Bill? ...Pock. (Bill nods and walks out
without feeling offended.)
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pocket
billiards: subtle
rearrangement of male parts in a public place
Example: i was sitting awkwardly, in
considerable discomfort. a quick game of pocket
billiards soon solved the problem
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pocket
dragon: A
cigarette lighter
Example: Hey, bud, I just bought some
smokes. You got that pocket dragon?
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Pocket
Rocket: Often
used to describe a tini little Japanese car or
motorcycle that goes really really fast.
Example: You'll never afford a 'Vette, but
for $15 grand you can get a nice pocket rocket.
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Pod:
A
small nondescript car. So much so no one can tell
or care the make and model.
Example: Q: What are you driveing these
days? A: Ehh, a Pod.
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podex
equis est: What
you say to someone who is being incredibly
condescending or arrogant about her supposedly
superior intelligence. Literally, You are a
horse's ass.
Example: Well, Mr. Buckley, in the words
of Horace, or was it Yoggi Berra?: podex equis
est.
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podie:
The
individual pads on the bottom of a non-human
mammal's foot.
Example: Sled dogs wear booties to prevent
the snow and ice from making their podies crack.
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podoge:
A
place where they have dogs/
Example: I went to the podoge place, and
it was so cool.
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poetndidntknowitness:
The
annoying compulsion to rhyme without reason,
which should be a crime in any season.
Example: Dan's poetndidntknowitness made
me stare and wish I was not there.
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pogey
bait: U.S.M.C.,
World War I. Candy.
Example: Eat too much of that pogey bait
and you are going to rot your teeth.
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Pogged:
To
be over-full after eating.
Example: I was pogged after that meal.
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poindexter:
Nerd--from
the Poindexter character in the nerd movies.
Example: Don't be jumping around like
that--you look like a poindexter.
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poing:
An
exclamation used upon seeing something
particularly appealing and shiny, as in nice
jewelry or new video games. Coined by Kiki of
Sluggy Freelance.
Example: Poing! (upon having spotted an
elusive PS2)
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poing:
The
verb form, to poing. The action assumed upon
seeing said shiny new thing. (See also the
exclamation poing)
Example: Ever since FF9 came out, she's
been poinging around like you wouldn't believe!
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point
of no rebel: the
age at which cutting edge actors, rock musicians,
film directors etc. begin to play establishment
concerts, support wars, accept knighthoods. etc.
Example: By playing the Jubilee concert,
Ray Davies had certainly reached The Point Of No
Rebel. (Also Paul McCartney, Joe Cocker, Brian
Wilson, and Steve Winwood).
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pointful:
Something
that has an intelligent point to it, worth doing.
Example: Now that's a pointful idea.
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pointy:
Variation
of sharp--to be well-attired or groomed.
Example: My three-year-old son always
looks pointy right after a haircut.
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pointy-haired
one: Any
person whose evilness is exceeded by only her
density and disregard for the feelings of others.
Example: My boss is a pointy-haired one.
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poison
pie: Something
revolting.
Example: That meal was poison pie.
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poiter:
Someone
who hangs around but just won't go away, no
matter how hard you try and get rid of them.
Example: Tried to get rid of Chris, but he
just wouldn't leave. Jerk's a poiter.
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pokeable:
Attractive.
Example: Yeah, she's eminently pokeable.
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poked:
Defective
or damaged in some way so as to make it
inoperable
Example: Jeez, mate, I've blown the
head-gasket on the Holden. It's poked.
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Pokemon
Sweater: Any
sweater that is extremely bright colored and very
ugly.
Example: My god! She's capturing Pokemon
and making them into sweaters!
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pokevoking:
The
act of provoking someone to anger through the use
of excessive finger poking. Usually results in
the pokevoker being smacked.
Example: Billy! Sit still and stop
pokevoking your sister or she's gonna smack you
and you'll deserve it.
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polar:
Way
beyond cool.
Example: That was like, SO polar.
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polarimorph:
Noun
-- an object that has moved from one (physical or
mathematical) state to another and cannot return.
Example: The polarimorph emerged
gracefully from the MD5 hash algorithm.
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polibot:
Political
commentator who stays strictly party line, who
never has a creative thought.
Example: I figure the shell script to
generate that polibot's newspaper columns would
run 50, maybe 60 lines max.
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policit:
A
mode of behaviour occurring on the behalf of a
retailer when dealing with a particularly bad
consumer; disgust is being thinly veiled by
overly contrived politeness. The seller is quite
obviously making it clear that she is barely
containing heself from going at said customer
with an axe.
Example: No, I didn't misunderstand. We
just don't sell sport books or give discounts for
no reason, the bookseller said policitly.
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politeician:
A
politician who specializes in speaking words
everyone wants to hear.
Example: Clinton is a hella good
politeician.
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politically
sound: A
variation on political correctness, identified by
writer Matthew Parris, who said that those on the
right, like him, had their own version of PC.
Thus, people who were being PS would say Aids
even when its use was incorrect,
they would say country pursuits instead of blood
sports, and would always say chairman instead of
chair
or chairperson.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1717000/1717136.stm
Example: Whatever else she may be,
conservative or liberal, this pseudodictionary
editor will be politically sound.
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Politrick:
Political
trick. First used in the song NO! by Soulfly.
Example: The local building codes say I
have to heat a breezeway if I put one in.
It's just another politrick to slow down growth.
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polkaman:
A
man who can't stop polkaing down with his bad
self.
Example: Frankie Yankovic was a definite
polkaman.
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pollocking:
The
act of taking something that doesn't belong to
you but no one else appears to be using
Example: I pollocked some fence rails from
a pile in the woods that had been untouched for
years.
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Pollyfutile:
A
pointless bird (usually a parrot).
Example: I told you. Can't talk, can't
fly. It's a pollyfutile.
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polyAIMory:
The
practice of using AOL Instant Messanger with a
wide variety of people, especially at the same
time.
Example: After weeks of AIM conversations
with Heather, I began also messaging Julia, who
was also messaging Heather at the same time. We
were a happy polyAIMorous threesome.
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polyamory:
Polygamy
and polyandry united. The state of being in a
meaningful relationship with more then one person
at the same time.
Example: Many polyamory communities are
represented on the Web.
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polyfester:
The
smell of a lift full of business guys wearing
polyester shirts in summer.
Example: Upon leaving a lift full of
business guys in summer who are wearing polyester
shirts you exclaim Boy, was that a bad
polyfester.
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polygriptic:
1. A
toothless state in which a person must wear
dentures.
2. A person who wears dentures.
Example: Though toothless, Grandfather
Jones was polygriptic and never tired of taking
his dentures out to amaze and startle his
grandchildren.
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polylamour:
A
person who loves or is loved by more than one
person.
Example: Sue is my primary polylamour and
Judy is my secondary.
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polypersonaphobia:
The
fear of being with large groups of people.
Example: She hates being in crowds. She's
got polypersonaphobia.
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polyrhythmic:
Able
to dance and enjoy more than one type of music.
Ant.-Monorythmic
Example: That girl can really dance! She
must come from a polyrhythmic family.
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polytesticular:
Completely
wrong. That is, a load of bollocks.
Example: That theory of yours is
polytesticular.
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pomple:
A
fuzzy ball used in decorations on clothes,
crafts, shoes, or hair. Come in a variety of
colors.
Example: Those pomples that Britney Spears
wore in her hair her Baby One More Time video
were very cute.
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pompoose:
A
pompous way of saying pompous.
Example: Check Madonna's new accent--she
is being so pompoose.
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poncy:
Effeminate
behaviour.
Example: He was acting in a rather poncy
manner.
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Pone:
Someone
of little or no value; an irritant; a bothersome
person you can do nothing about.
Example: That guy that keeps coming around
and messing up my stuff ain't nothin' but a pone.
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Pongta:
A
very very naughty guy who, most of the time uses
slang and is obsessed with pornography. A
playboy. Masculine word, not used around women.
Example: You're really pongta.
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ponies:
Six
ounce bottles of beer.
Conceived by brewers as a means of keeping beer
cold when taken outside in a cooler.
Example: If we are taking a cooler to the
beach, make sure to pick up a twelve pack of
ponies.
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ponk:
Someone
who gets bullied by just about anyone.
Example: You're a ponk if you let her get
away with thalking to you like that.
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pontificatory:
A
word used to make someone sound smart
Example: Just think of the pontificatory
activity that was poured into this magnificent
masterpiece.
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pony:
A
derogatory term often used in relation to a
stylistically challenged object or person.
Example: Alex, your haircut looks well
pony – did you wanna look like you're proper
bent?
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pooched:
Finished.
Example: That cigarette is pooched.
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poochiecat:
A
tough little street cat.
Example: The poochiecat crawled out of the
dumpster with a drumstick in her mouth.
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poochy:
A
small, but protruding belly. When a skinny person
gets temporarily fat.
Example: Omigod! I ate so much that I've
got a poochy!
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poochycat:
Atough
little street cat.
Example: The poochycat crawled out of the
dumpster with a drumstick in her mouth.
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pood:
A
pissy mood.
Example: Shut up. Jeez, you're in a pood
tonight.
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poof
(verb): To
dissapear quickly without warning, esp. on the
internet.
Example: I was talking to that guy, and he
just went poof on me! I'm sorry I poofed, I had
to get something to drink.
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poofin:
Lying.
Example: Stop poofin me.
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poofkele:
(from
poof + the Yiddish affectionate dimunitive suffix
construction -ele, comparable to Spanish
-ita/-ito; pronounced POOF-kuh-luh) A fluffy,
cuddly creature.
Example: Such a poofkele is my best
friend's Samoyed!
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poofteenth:
a
very small amount
Example: 'I missed by a poofteenth'
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Poog:
Those
who can't tolerate more than 10 ml of alcohol,
and if they do have more, they tend to puke.
Example: Joel just barfed all over John's
flyscreen, and he only had a few sips of cougar.
He's just another poog.
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pooge:
an
evil, disrespectful, conniving and/or ungrateful
person or thing.
Example: I can't believe you just did that
to me, you pooge!
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pooh
berries: chiding,
delightful nonsense; commerating frakenberries
the delightful cereal with the wonderful
marshmallow treats
Example: Your excuses for life are all
pooh berries. Stop whining and start doing.
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pooh-tooh:
A
child's one-piece sleeper with feet.
Example: In getting ready for bed, my
little girl can zip up her pooh-tooh by herself.
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pookie:
A
cute, yet desirable, boy or man you just want to
cuddle. He's so sweet and adorable.
Example: Sean Connery's my favorite
pookie... Too bad he's old enough to be my
grandfather.
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pookie:
To
vomit.
Example: Holds up small paper cup. If
you're gonna pookie, pookie into this.
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Poolay-hair:
Another
word for sex-hair, the state your hair is in when
you wake up after a shag or two.
Example: Damn! How long have I been
walking around with the poolay-hair? All morning,
lucky you!
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poolin:
Angry,
mad.
Example: See Chad at the party? He was
poolin all nite.
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Poomie:
A
Poor Homie. A homie who dresses up in fake and
tattered clothing.
Example: Those Poomies are raiding the
garbage bins again.
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poon:
To
borrow with no intention of returning. Usually a
small item, but not necessarily.
Example: I didn't have a pencil for the
test, so I pooned one from the guy sitting next
to me.
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poon-tang:
Male
adjective. meaning very good, exciting or sexy.
Usually refers to women, cars or even a
situation.
Example: that girl, shes poon-tang mate
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pooped:
This
means to be tired. Old sailing term describing
the helmsman's condition after standing a watch
at the helm, which was located on the poop
deck--a small deck at the rear or stern of an old
sailing vessel.
Example: Boy, am I pooped today.
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poor
man's air fresheners: Newport
cigarettes.
Example: Pick me up a pack o' poor man's
air fresheners.
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poosma:
an
individual who has no clue.
Example: I am not a poosma...
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poot:
Crap.
Mild swear word.
Example: Poot! I banged my shin.
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pooter:
Short
for computer
Example: Me: Heeeey, watcha doin'?
Claire: I'm on the pooter!
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pootnik:
Word
used by the elderly to describe a younger person
when the kid
does something that the older person finds
unacceptable
Example: Don't do that, ya dern pootnik
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pop:
another
word for soda
Example:
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pop:
meaning
to attempt something
Example: You want this website done by
3am? I'll have a pop but I can't promise
anything!
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pop:
British
slang for champagne.
Example: We'll have another bottle of pop
off the good Mottram and be off to the
old-hundreth.
(from Brideshead Revisited by E. Waugh)
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Pop
a cod: To
burst a testicle in a nasty crash.
Coined by Jer Wyatt after pro Welsh downhill
mountain biker Steve Jones blew out a testicle
when competing in the World Cup last year.
Example: Did you hear? Jonesy popped a cod
in the States last week.
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pop
the stack: To
revert back to previous topic in a conversation
that has wandered across many subjects.
Borrowed from computer science, similar in
meaning to backlist.
Example: I told Joan about the interesting
factoid I heard on the radio, we got to talking
about about
other radio stations, then advertising, and then
Gap. Then she popped the stack and asked me about
what radio program I was listening to.
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pop-a-squat:
Have
a seat, usually on the ground or floor.
Example: Hey, man, good to see you.
Pop-a-squat, then grab a brewski.
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Pop-diddilly-oppin':
What's
going On?
Example: Hey guys, what's
popdiddillyoppin'?
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popaganda:
Pop
culture as propaganda
Example: Punk Rock in the 70's & 80's
was rebellious, but in the 90's it became
commercial popaganda.
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popalot:
Po'pa'lot.
In Russian popa is butt.
In English lot is much.
Example: My girlfriend has popalot.
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pope-sex:
To
engage in sexual activity, but stop short of
copulation.
Example: No, I haven't slept with her yet.
We're still only having pope-sex.
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pope-tastic:
Something
really cool--pope-worthy.
Example: That last show was pope-tastic.
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popkin:
Sandwich
Example: Let's grab a popkin.
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poppies:
Styrofoam
peanuts.
Example: We just got a shipment of poppies
in, so now we can send things out and they won't
get broken.
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poppysprut:
Word
taking the place of jibberish.
Example: Don't talk poppysprut to me.
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popsych:
Pop
psychology. Used to describe trendy, but unproven
psychological or psychiatric treatments or
theories--usually culled from the pages of
_Psychology Today_.
Example: That left brain/right brain stuff
is all popsych.
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poptard:
A
person who listens to pop punk.
Example: I would have enjoyed the show if
it weren't for all the poptards.
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populapage:
A
web page that is so popular that it is updated
every five minutes.
Example: My site, gohereorillkillyou.com,
is a waste of space, while my brother's page,
eBay.com, is a populapage.
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popullution:
Pollution
caused by excess population.
Example: The citizens of large cities
suffer from the effects of popullution.
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popupcloseaphobia:
Being
afraid of closing a pop up window, for fear that
it may never pop up again.
Example: When a pop up window saying that
I had won $5 popped up, I got popupcloseaphobia.
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porcelain
telephone: Receptacle
of vomit, usually the toilet.
From the phrase, Calling Ralph and Hughie on the
porcelain telephone.
Example: Q: How was the party?
A: Not good. I spent all night talking on the
porcelain telephone.
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porch
monkey: A
really lame/annoying person who is slightly out
of step with the rest of the world.
Example: If your idea of a good party is
sitting around with 3D glasses and staring at
last year's SI swimsuit magazine while sipping an
import, you are a major porch monkey.
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Porchclimber:
Cheap
wine; or any wine that is consumed through the
course of an entire evening.
Example: I saw Curtis drinking
porchclimber last night, I wonder how he fared
today?
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porchpants:
The
pants you wear on a porch.
Example: Check out these porchpants. They
have special padding on the back, so they're made
for sitting on a porch
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Porcudillo:
A
crazy animal created when a porcupine and an
armidillo mated.
Example: I wonder if porcudillos can roll
into a ball or defend themselves with spikes.
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porg:
Politically
correct word for a short person, stands for
person of restricted growth.
Example: His new girlfriend is a bit of a
porg.
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Porkify:
1.
To turn into pork; the art or science of
transforming a previously non-pork item into
pork.
2. To make oneself satisfied and paralyzed.
Example: 1. After porkifying the apple, it
was subsequently made of ham.
2. He was so porkified after dinner that he
couldn't stand up.
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porn
hydra: A
porn website that is nearly impossible to kill--
when you close one window, several others pop up
in its place.
The only way to kill a porn hydra is to shut down
your entire browser.
Example: Quick, get rid of the porn hydra
before your boss comes over here!
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pornhography:
Explicit
sexual literature or film depicting obese women
engaging in acts of sexual debauchery.
Example: Hey, did you see Wayne's new
girlfriend? She's so fat, she could be a
pornhography star.
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pornificate:
The
act of putting inanimate objects into
pornographic positions.
Example: Someone came in and pornificated
my Barbie collection while I was out at a Star
Trek convention.
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porno:
A
short public service or self-help video. Features
low quality music and acting and a wardrobe that
is noticeably out of style. Usually seen in high
school, college, and government buildings
Example: I was in Consumer Economics today
and we had to watch a porno on supply and demand.
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pornobyte:
a
figure representing the sum total of all the
world's bandwidth and computer memory devoted to
depictions of hot teens, college girls, dripping
wet cheerleaders, young hung farm boys, certain
japanese terms for which no god-fearing human
would want the translation, and exploited
midgets. An exponentially expanding, vast number.
Example: Whoa, we've got a pornobyte of
data to wade through this weekend to get that
report ready
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pornocracy:
A
system that is obscene or corrupted.
Example: Mandatory arbitration which
caters to large corporate sponsors at the expense
of legitimate consumer rights is a pornocracy, an
obscene misuse of power by the system designed to
enforce such rights.
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pornocrat:
A
person in power who abuses his or her position of
trust for selfish motivations.
Example: The judge was a pornocrat, always
siding with the police even though many of the
cases involved illegal procedures and physical
abuse of suspects.
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Pornorexia,
pornorexic: Looking
at porn long enough that one actually forgets to
eat and
begins to lose weight. Anywhere from 12 hours to
two-three days or more.
Example: He looks like he lost some
weight. He's gone pornorexic.
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pornpilferer:
A
guy that watches entirely too much porn, or goes
to the store reads it and won't buy it.
Example: That pornpilferer Mitch still
hasn't brought back _Debbie Does Dallas_.
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porridge-wog:
A
Scot.
Example: Tony Blair *sounds* English, but
he was born and educated in Scotland. He's just
another porridge-wog Labour politician.
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portanization:
Relating
the current city you live in to another city that
has a port. I am from Davenport, IA, but I now
live in Ames, IA; in order to portanize Ames, I
would call it, A-port. I currently call Davenport
D-port. This can be done with any city in order
to make the city more important in the eye of the
beholder.
Example: Jim is always portanizing cities
to give them class. (A-port, D-port, KC-port...
etc...)
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poser:
1.
Someone who goes to great lengths to appear to be
something she is not, especially one who pretends
to be a skater.
2. Something inadequate or inferior. (Second use
coined by the mighty poser Brandon Bingham of
Sacramento, CA.)
Example: She can't even stand on skates!
Get the poser! OR Good, you didn't get the weak
poser corn dogs.
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poshie:
Poshie
= porridge, specifically proper Scottish
Porridge--
made with oatmeal boiled for at least 2 hours,
only salt added.
This is a NE Scotland (Aberdeenshire) term,
invented by my grandfather.
Example: Yon poshie's affa het, ken! Awa'
an pit sae mik onnit, min.
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Posinegative:
Indifferent
Example: I dont care. I feel posinegative
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posmind:
means
a good feeling!
Example: That person gives me a severe
posmind!
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possibilitist:
A
unique person or entrepreneur who sees the
impossible and makes it possible (or at least
attempts to make it possible).
Example: Only a possibilitist would take
tumbleweed and market it as exlusive furniture in
the U.K.
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possum
jockey: A
small-minded man with little vision or
motivation.
Example: That possum jockey has cost me
another client.
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possuming:
Playing
possum, as in pretending to be asleep, when in
fact, you are faking it.
Example: Is he really asleep, or just
possuming so he doesnt have to listen to you?
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post
whore: Person
who makes a habit of posting generally useless
comments to online forums simply to get
attention, pass time, or build post count.
Example: Have you been to the forums
lately? The post whores have taken over.
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postacridiction:
1.
The highly overrated practice of saying I told
you so.
Example: You and I both know that it was a
bad idea, OK? One more postacridiction out of you
and you can walk home.
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postal:
To
have a lapse in sanity that may involve violence
or firearms at a workplace. Derived from postal
worker--someone who takes a semi-automatic
machinegun to work after a bad week. {For a bit
more on origins, see zip plus four. In nearby
Tulsa, OK, Magoo's Billiards used the phrase go
postal in a radio commercial. A result: A postal
worker almost went postal--he called Magoo's
ranting and raving about his objections to the
use of the phrase go postal.}
Example: Don’t give any more work to
David. He’s about to go postal. | I
wouldn’t be surprised if Barry goes postal
tomorrow.
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Poster
factor: A
way to describe the size of a room, in terms of
how many posters can be placed around the walls
comfortably after furniture is in place.
Example: Laura's room is tiny--it's poster
factor is six.
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postlapsaria:
The
state of numbness you are in after the death of a
loved one.
Example: After she died, he slipped into
postlapsaria.
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postspancinerate:
To
burn a bridge behind oneself.
Example: Looking back, I realize now that
was a dream job. But the way I was
postspancinerating at the end, they'd never take
me back.
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poto:
Pointing
Out The Obvious.
Example: I'm POTOing here, but your hair
is on fire.
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Pottering:
1.
To discuss at length the Harry Potter
phenomena--books, movie, or related
paraphernalia.
2)to role-play or otherwise act in the spirit of
said books.
Example: Q. Why were you up so late last
night? A. Oh, I was just Pottering around with my
sister.
She thinks Hagrid will die in the next book, but
she's so wrong--it'll be Ginny for sure.
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Potterotica:
This
word may have been coined by Neva Chonin,
who wrote about the trend of writing erotic
stories based on the characters in the Harry
Potter books
in the San Francisco Chronicle:
Pieces of Potter erotica (or is it Potterotica?)
limning the sex lives of Hogwarts wizards and
witches--
straight, gay or a bit of both--are proliferating
like mushrooms in a dungeon, most of them
creatively fast-forwarded to a time when all
parties are safely over the age of consent.
Web site:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2001/12/04/neva.DTL&type=printable
Example: Among the legion of Harry Potter
fan sites is a growing number containing what can
only be described as Potterotica.
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potzer:
An
amateur chess player who vastly over estimates
their own talents. Also, a city-park chess
hustler.
Example: All of the chess players in New
York's Washington Square are potzers.
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Poultroscopy:
The
science of looking up poultry.
Example: He may be versed in the art of
poultroscopy, but a doctor he aint.
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pounce:
To
jump on playfully, forcefully hug in an excited
manner
Example: Bryan pounced on Zannah!
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pound:
When
two people make a fist turned on its side and
each person taps the other persons fist one on
top of the other. Used when someone does
something good his/her friend would give him/her
a pound.
Example: Yo! I heard you are got an A on
that test. Give me a pound yo!
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poutine:
Canadian
delicacy, made with french fries, gravy, and
cheese curds.
Example: I'll get the poutine please, with
extra gravy.
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Poverted:
Stricken
or burdened by a poverty extreme enough to be
considered twisted
Example: We grew up poor as hell in a very
poverted neighborhood
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Powee:
Hot,
spicey, tangy.
Example: This curry is powee.
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power
sleep: An
idea invented by stoners that one can get more
rest in a shorter amount of time if one
concentrates extremely hard on going to sleep.
Example: It doesn't matter if it's 5 am.
Just let me get some power sleep and Ill be good
for work at 7.
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powerchat:
When
you engage in a conversation with a friend or
colleague with whom you share so many cultural
references that you can use shortcuts rather than
explain stuff.
Analogous to computer power users, who use
keyboard commands rather than menu commands for
complex and esoteric functions.
Example: Jill and I had a great powerchat
the other day.
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PowerPoint
Poisoning (or PPP f: Nauseous
state of mind and body induced by attending
professional presentations. Can be fatal when
exposed to the full range of bells'n'whistles.
Milder doses induce resignation, lassitude and
apathy.
Example: I'd better take the rest of the
day off - that sales guy gave me a dose of PPP.
Common in PR/Marketing circles.
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PowerTrippin:
when
you tell someone exactly what you want and take
control. usually used at the end of a sentence.
Example: I told that store I wanted a
freebie and if I don't get it, someone is going
to get told. power trippin
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poxy:
of
sub-excellent quality
Example: Street Fighter was a poxy movie.
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ppsshh:
A
word used to show disbelief, or to cover up
confusion;
also used as a comeback when you can't think of a
good one.
Example: That's not a word, John said.
Ppsshh, that's what you think, I replied.
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PR
points: Punk
rock points. Given when an act befitting a punk
is committed.
When enough points are attained, the punk may
move up another level and gain a sense of
punker-than-thou superiority.
Example: That was the best band ever. Did
you see that guy puke on stage? That's hella PR
points.
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pr0n
(sometimes pron): Alternative
spelling of porn. This word is used to bypass
adult filters, which have since been configured
to notice the word pr0n as well as the word porn.
People still use it because it looks hip, which,
translated, means it looks really stupid and
uneducated.
Example: sum1 hook me up wit sum BRITNEY
SPEARZ PR0N W00T W00T!
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praddamouj:
Pretty
much.
Example: Bob: Do you like to eat crab dip?
Jim: Praddamouj.
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prairie-doggin':
You
work in a large office, open except for dividers
separating work spaces. Somebody drops something
or screams...and several people stand so they can
pop their heads up over the partition to see
what's happenin'. That's prairie-doggin'.
Example: How we gonna prairie dog if the
get rid of the cubicles?
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prairie-doggin':
When
you're desperate for a bathroom for defecation.
Example: I don't care how shady the next
rest stop is, I'm prairie-doggin' so I'll take
whatever they've got to offer.
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Prang:
Australian
slang--To crash.
Example: I'll lend you my car, but don't
prang it.
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prangers:
A
dumb loser thief.
Example: I know you stole my PS2, you
prangers!
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prasling:
Problem.
Example: No prasling, Ii will ge a job in
my field.
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praught:
past
tense of preach (cf. teach - taught)
Example: We had to wait in line at the
cafeteria because the minister praught until
12:30.
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prawly:
the
word probably while drunk.
Example: I think I might prawly should get
a taxi cab.
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Prawn:
A
girl with a great body but an ugly head. Used
because with a prawn, or shrimp, you throw away
the head and keep the body.
Example: She's a prawn. yeah i know, its a
shame.
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prawn:
Version
of pr0n, which itself is a version of porn used
to defeat cybersitting software.
Note that a prawn is also a shrimp-like sea
creature.
Example: This room smells like prawn.
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prazactly:
Cross
between 'precisely' and 'exactly'.
Example: That's prazactly what I was
thinking.
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pre-ance:
Rhymes
with fiance--engaged-to-be-engaged.
Example: I love her, she's my pre-ance.
We'll get married eventually. Anyway, that's what
she thinks--works well for getting her in bed.
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Pre-enactment:
A
dramatic re-enactment of something that is about
to happen.
Example: Here's a pre-enactment of me
hitting on that girl over there.
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pre-V2,
post-V2: A
conservative or liberal Roman Catholic,
respectively.
Stands for pre-Vatican II, post-Vatican II; the
ideological dividing line in the Roman Catholic
Church.
Example: They are such a pre-V2 family
they still abstain from meat of Fridays.
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pre2k:
uncool,
old school, out of date, before the year 2000
Example: coffee shops serving mocha and
lattes are so pre2k.
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precautious:
Extra**2,
really careful.
Example: As used in a TV report about
going to the beach after fatal shark attack at
Virginia Beach, VA:
We'll just have to be precautious is all.
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preconnected:
meaning
is easy to get - make good dial up connection,
high speed, lucky try.
Example:
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predonistic:
(adj)
From “pre-ma-donna.
Rrelating to, or having primadonna
characteristics or qualities;
acting snobby, stuck-up or having petty notions;
stick-up-your-ass frame of mind;
music diva distinctiveness;
obsession with material objects;
or relations with high and mighty egotistical MTV
icons.
Example: The cheerleader walked by her old
crowd of friends, sticking her nose up with a
predonistic flare as she wrapped her arm around
her new boyfriend. OR The pop star ignored the
little girl asking for an autograph,
predonistically waving her away.
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preekend:
Any
day of the week in which you start your weekend
partying activities, in preparation for the
weekend.
Example: Dick: Let's go out to the club
tonight and get sloshed!
Jane: I can't get drunk on a weekday night, I
hafta work tomorrow.
Dick: Who cares, it's the preekend.
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pref:
UK
rap/hip hop term, an abbreviated form of
preferential treatment.
Example: When I play gigs, my manager
makes sure I get the pref.
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preffer:
To
blow on something until it is extinguished or
blown away.
Example: He tried to get the sparks to
light by blowing on them, but he preffered them
instead.
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preggo:
Pregnant.
Example: Talk shows frequently feature
episodes about guys who have gotten their
relatives preggo.
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pregnant
chad: 1. a
punch card hole with a depression, but not
completely punched out. 2. a guy with a beer
belly/ a beer belly
Example: He's cute, except for his
pregnant chad.
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pregnatism:
the
magnetic force that attracts female co-workers to
rub the belly of a pregnant colleague.
Example: Sally radiated enough pregnatism
to lure ten co-workers into orbit.
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prehumous:
Happening
before one's death.
Example: Her manuscript was published
prehumously; she was happy to have been so
honored in her own time.
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preject:
To
reject before a formal offer is made.
Example: I was about to ask her out but
she prejected me with her talk about her
boyfriend.
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premature
enterjaculation: Accidentallly
hitting'enter on your keyboard (or send button)
when using chat or instant message
before you've finished typing.
Example: Steve had a premature
enterjaculation when messaging Tonya. His message
said, Thanks for the piz.
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premature
submification: The
verb pertaining to when you submit a form on a
website before you've finished filling it out.
Example: Yeah, in IE, if you accidentally
hit return when filling in fields, you are likely
to experience premature submification. (Nothing
to be self-conscious about though. Everyone
experiences it at one time or another.)
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preop:
Short
for preoperational--meaning has too little
knowledge.
Example: Bob's a bit too preop for the
job.
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prepone:
to
reschedule a meeting or event for an earlier time
Example: Can we prepone the meeting from 7
to 6?
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preposterity:
Something
ridiculous that will be remembered for a long
time.
A combination of preposterous and posterity, in
case you didn't figure out.
Example: The teacher's request that we do
a 600 page paper by the next day would live on in
preposterity.
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Presact:
Meaning
precisely or exact
Example: I'm such a perfectionist, I need
to make sure everything is presactly right.
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prescrumptious:
Anticipated
delight
Example: I'm looking forward to that
prescrumptious post prandial pecan pie.
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presh:
Appreciate.
1. Anything that one considers appreciated; e.g.,
I'd like to presh is like saying I'd like to
enjoy.
(Cig, beer, a comfy seat, etc.)
2. The act of appreciating something. E.g., Don't
bother me, I'm preshing. (Your girlfriend, a
funny TV show, good music, anything.
3. To show appreciation: e.g., your friend buys
you a shot at the bar, you say, Presh. This says
that you appreciate the action performed by the
other.
Example: Say you drive by a hot chick in
the car or see one at the bar, you can point and
say, Presh.
OR Instead of Thank you, just say, Presh.
There are hundreds of instances and circumstance
that are acceptable uses of this pseudo-word.
Hope you can clarify my mangled definition.
Thanks.
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prestupnikim:
Criminals.
From Russian and Hebrew. Extensively used in
Jerusalem in the early 80s. Invented by Alex
Sadovsky.
Example: Dropped from school, hanging out
only with prestupnikim ve-prestupnikot.
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pretendinitis:
A
phony or faked injury or illness to gain
attention
Example:
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pretire:
The
process of announcing one's intention to retire
from a job or position at a certain time in the
future.
Example: Darrell Green pretired before the
season started, but later changed his mind.
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prettiful:
Better
than pretty, not quite beautiful.
Example: She was a lovely girl, with
prettiful eyes.
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prettyfied,
prettified: To
improve, fix, or make better.
Example: I've prettyfied this site by
adding my word.
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prettyful
or purtyful: Pretty
and beautiful.
Example: Your hair smells prettyful.
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prezactly:
Combines
the best features of precisely and exactly.
Example: Prezactly what I was thinking,
George!
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Prime:
A
pet animal that is very intelligent.
Example: I told my prime to attack the
half-orc barbarian.
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primero:
The
ultimate parking space. The parking space as
close to the door as possible,
not to be confused with first available spot
Example: Somebody's parked in primero, so
now I have to walk.
Chris, get my cigarettes from my car. Oh, don't
whine. I'm parked in primero.
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Princess:
What
your boyfriend sarcastically calls you when he's
annoyed with you.
Example: Princess, get away from me.
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princess
(the verb): To
behave in a way that requires others to rescue
and/or cater to you. Self-centered.
Example: When asked for a favor, her usual
response was to princess out, claiming that her
uncommonly strenuous life exempted her from
helping others.
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Princess
Leia: From
the character in Star Wars that can be subdued by
three foot high teddy bears, but can strangle a
6'5 Storm Trooper with her bare hands when
there's nobody around to rescue her. A person
(usually female) who appears completely
ineffective and useless until the pressure is on
and then they turn into Rambo.
Example: Give the work to Princess Leia,
but don't expect a single line of code before the
due date.
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princess
parking: Getting
a really really good parking space in any parking
lot.
Example: There's a space there by the
entrance. Sweet. Princess parking.
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printer
games: When
the printer prints off every document BUT yours
Example: My paper was lost in the printer
games
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printit:
when
something is complete; always said as an
exclamation. (originated at Seneca College in
Toronto, in the graphic design class)
Example: homework's done, printit!
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Prioritate:
To
have sent via Priority Mail.
Example: Hello, Postmaster! Please
Prioritate this package for me.
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prissy:
Perfect,
beautiful, nothing out of place--an
anti-compliment.
Example: Emma is so prissy--look at her
hair.
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Privial
Pursuit: The
act of looking for a restroom in an unfamiliar
mall, office building, etc.
Example: Would you care to join me in a
privial pursuit? Looks like she's off on a
privial pursuit.
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prndl
(perndle): The
indicator on your steering wheel of gear shift
that indicates what gear you are in. Derived from
Park Reverse Neutral Drive Low
Example: She accidently threw the prndl
into P and nearly went through the windshield.
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pro-gear:
adjective-
used to describe shoddy bits that look flash (or
are supposed to look flash). Originating from
adverts claiming pro status for crap bits. Note
that actual paid-price doesn't mean it's tip-top.
OR great parts in the hands of someone incapable
of proper use.
Example: 1)describing some sod's lowered
civic- you: damn skippy that thing's flash
me:yup, its got all the pro-gear 2)describing a
poser- jinkies, that kid's got all the pro-gear
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probidently:
A
cross between the words probably and evidently.
Example: He said it was true, so it
probidently must be.
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probly:
Probably--but
without that annoying third syllable.
Example: Amy: You goin' to that party
tonite? Dana:Probly.
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probviously:
Probably,
obviously, or some combination of the two.
Example: A. Hmmm, I guess she's not gonna
show up. B. Probviously.
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procrapstination:
Procrastination
while relocating--specifically, avoiding packing
when you realize how much crap you have and try
to figure out how much of it you can leave
behind.
Example: After much procrapstination,
Chris decided it would not be necessary to take
along his entire scrap metal collection
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Procrastinitis:
Condition
in which employees or students are absent the day
before an important project is due, inherently
due to them putting the work off until the last
possible minute.
Example: The student, stricken with
Procrastinitis, remained home to finish the 4
page essay (the day before it was due).
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procrasturbater:
someone
who gets their kicks from putting things off
Example: I am a master at procrastibating,
I'll tell you all about it later!
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Proctological
introspection: An
all-too-common means of coming to a decision or
researching a fact. Pulling it out of your ass.
Example: Chris appears to get his
statistics by extensive proctological
introspection.
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prodantism:
A
literature currency impregnated with strong
impressionist elements with accent on
visions concerning the future.
Example: Ulrich in his writtings is an
adept of the prodantism.
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prodiginiferous:
Extremely
cool. More cool than prodiginous.
Example: Wow, your monkey servant is so
prodiginiferous!
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prodiginous:
Very
cool.
Example: Wow, your fro looks prodiginous!
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production:
Refers
to a person acting more dramtic than they would
in a show,
making the situation epic.
Example: After Tasha got up, she caused
even more of a scene by throwing her purse on the
ground,
punching her boyfriend, and stomping into a
store. What she did was a production.
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Profanisaurus:
Online
dictionary of words that would never be admitted
by Pseudodictionary. Compiled by Roger Mellie
(The Man On The Telly) from Viz Magazine.
Example: If your word is too rude for
Pseudodictionary you might find it on
Profanisaurus.
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Professor
Smarty-Pockets: One
who always finds it necessary to correct
everything someone says.
Coined by Rich Lowtax Kyanka.
Example: John: Toronto is a great city, no
wonder it's the capital of Canada.
Jack: Actually, Ottawa is the capital of Canada.
John: Thank you, Professor Smarty-Pockets
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programmer's
hunch: A
slight curvature of the back, caused by excessive
hours spent coding.
Example: Sophie spent so much of her time
coding for ACME Security that she began to
develop a programmer's hunch.
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proinactive:
Being
generally in favor of not being proactive. {You
should also be proinactive about using
constructions such as proactive.}
Example: Schlackel has good ideas--he just
chooses not to act on them because he is
proinactive.
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prolly:
Contraction
of probably.
Example: I'll prolly use this word again
today.
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prolly
bees: A
mangling of probably because.
Example: A. Why did you do that? B. Prolly
bees I was bored.
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proly:
Parolee.
Example: Q. Did Chris finish serving his
time? A. No, he's a proly.
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promissuseous:
Issuing
tickets, pink slips, etc. far more often than is
justified by the circumstances.
A mangling of promiscuous, issue, and misuse.
Example: I can't believe it!
Over a hundred cars got ticketed during the
festival.
Apparently, some traffic cop was feeling
particularly promisuseous.
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promote:
(tr.
v.) Euphemism for acquiring something, usually by
nefarious means;
take possesion of by dubious ingenuity.
Established slang variant of the more common
definition of promote--i.e., to advance in
station, rank, or honor.
Example: I just might have to promote your
new girlfriend.
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pronghead:
A
person who has little prongs sticking out of the
side of her head that prevent her from ever
extricating her head from between her buttocks.
Example: She always hacks me off. What a
pronghead!
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ProNoblem:
Mangling
of no problem.
Example: Hey, I can pick you up at the
airport, pronoblem.
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pronoun-phobia:
A
condition whereby one involuntarily eliminates
all pronouns from one's speech.
Example: Am so tired; must stop walking
everywhere. Wonder if there's a cafe nearby where
can stop for drink.
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Pronunciate:
To
pronounce and enunciate your words correctly.
Example: Would you please pronunciate your
words, Billy? I can't understand you.
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pronuncification:
When
you are making fun of someone who mis-pronounces
a word and then you botch the pronunciation
yourself.
Example: Elizabeth: You need to
pronuncificate that word. Carl: What?
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proof
battleships: When
two sub-editors or designers mark things as a
mistakes or bad style on each others'
proof pages purely as retaliation for marking
something reasonable on theirs earlier.
Also known as proof jousting. Partly derived from
calendar battleships--
two people exchanging salvos of dates in an
attempt to agree a meeting,
either business or social.
Example: Honestly, I was playing proof
battleships with Tom all day yesterday. What a
waste of time.
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propagucci:
Any
expensive campaign, promotional stunt, or
advertisement designed to encourage the
acceptance of a message or political agenda.
Example: Those commercials are a bunch of
artless propagucci.
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propery:
A
collective and alternative term for props. Used
frequently in Dude Studios UK film-making.
Example: Please pass me that box of
propery.
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proproprofilephile:
A
person who is in favor of being in favor of
filing profiles, of course!
Example: What's a proproprofilephile?
Fuhgedaboudit!
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props:
respect,
recognition
Example: Gotta give that girl props for
her web site...
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props:
Props:
Giving respect, thanks admiration to someone for
their outstanding talents. Talents usually
associated as worthy of nuf-props are usually
related to the delicate arts of rap-music
production, picking up and dating several women/
men at the same time, and or driving a vehicle
worth more than a 4 scholarship at Harvard.
Example:
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prospects:
Word
describing the amount or quality of the opposite
sex at the party.
Example: There sure are a lot of good
prospects here.
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prostitot:
A
young girl dressed in hooker wear, a la Britney,
Christina, etc.
Example: Look at that little girl's hoochy
diva ensemble. Oooh, prostitot.
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prostrate
gland: Mispronunciation
of prostate gland. (Prostrate means lying down.)
Example: Sippowicz: The doctor says I
gotta get my prostrate gland removed.
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protard:
Someone
who's been acting in an unaccustomed and slightly
annoying or stupid manner. Playful term.
Example: Quit messin' around, protard.
(From New Brunswick, Charleston Lake.)
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proximate:
you
are called this when your best friend gives you
the 'go' to date his ex
Example: To be my proximate, brave
Lancelot, thou shalt have to search for the Holy
Mascara.
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prozactly:
1.adv.
condition of not giving a ratsass about an
unacceptable outcome or situation.
Example: Frozen dinners again tonight?
That's prozactly what I wanted.
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prozookinookie:
An
especialy good time.
Example: Sara and I shared a
prozookinookie last night.
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prube:
non-macho
Example: Chris, ray, Sam and kerem are all
prubes
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prufrockery:
an
annoying propensity for indecision and lameness
Example: Carol's prufrockery over what
slacks to pack caused her to miss her flight.
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prunk:
exclamation
when mispronouncing or messing up the speaking of
a word
Example: We need spaghubbub... oohh...
prunk! speghetti!
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pry:
Probably
or pretty.
Example: That girl is pry cute. I'll pry
see you in a few hours.
That car is pry cool looking!
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Psed:
A
short-hand version of pseudodictionary.
Example: Did you see my latest word in
Psed?
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pseud:
Person
who pretends to know much more than he/she does,
in order to impress an audience
Example: Those philosophy majors are all
such pseuds about Wittgenstein and such.
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pseud'oh:
The
term used when you think of a word to submit to
pseudodictionary.com, but soon discover that it
actually *is* a word.
Example: Hey, I just thought of a good
word we could send in to.... Oh, pseud'oh!
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Pseudiction:
The
state of being addicted to submitting entries to
Pseudodictionary.
Example: Xaphod: I was up until 3am last
night submitting words
Kelly: Wow, talk about Pseudiction.
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pseudictionaria:
A
disease that doesn't let you stop entering words
at pseudodictionary.com.
Example: I'm sorry, Mrs.Vukasovich, your
son has pseudictionaria.
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pseudoaddress:
A
bogus email address. Can be provided by an
anonymizer or by a service such as
www.spammotel.com. Mail sent to your Spammotel
address gets forwarded to an addres you
provide--the senders know only your Spammotel
address. If you start getting nuisance email,
just close that particular Spammotel account. Any
future email gets returned to the sender.
Example: With Spammotel, it's like
checking into a motel room and using it for your
snail mail address. If you start getting junk
mail at your pseudoaddress, you just check
out--and leave no forwarding address.
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Pseudobatch:
Submitting
a whole lot of Pseudodictionary entries in the
hope that some of them will be accepted.
Example: Terry: Ooh, Safrlte, that sounds
like a good one... How about terlska and
trofns?...
Yes, this will make a fine Pseudobatch.
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pseudoctrinate,
pseudoctrinati: Revising
descriptions and examples to meet
pseudodictionary.com's ever-changing and somewhat
arbitrary site standards. The result may be
better in the eyes of the editor, but worse in
the eyes of the submitter. That is, the submitter
may see his post as being thoroughly
Americanised, and thus losing most of its appeal.
Example: Thought my post was
amusing--until it got pseudoctrinated. Asshole
editor!!!
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pseudodate:
A
maybe date. Could be considered a real date or
just hanging out together,
depending on how it goes.
Example: I'd have talked to him, if I
hadn't been on a pseudodate with that loser,
Chris.
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pseudodict-a-phone:
When
Steve calls someone, at all hours of the night,
to talk to them about an internet site.
Example: I would have got to sleep, but I
got a pseudodict-a-phone.
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pseudodicterrorist:
One
who spends way too much time browsing through
pseudodictionary (often a pseudodork)
and e-mails words to friends and colleagues with
the sole purpose being to annoy them.
Example: Dirty Sanchez: Look Duke, if you
don't stop these wanton acts of
pseudodicterrorism,
I am goin' to open up a serious can of whup-ass
on your head. The Duke: So, block me.
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pseudodictinquiry:
An
inquiry sent to the Pseudodictionary.
Example: Naomi realized she had forgotten
to give credit where it was due for a word she
submitted.
To avoid getting barbecued, she sent a
pseudodictinquiry asking that her entry be
edited.
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pseudodiction:
The
use of words from the pseudodictionary in your
writing to enhance the composition.
Example: Nice pseudodiction--it made your
report very colloquial.
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pseudodictionary:
A
place to discover new words or to bring new words
into being.
Example: Bob. DAMN YOU MOOFIES!
Slim. What the heck's a moofie?
Bob. Search for it at pseudodictionary.
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pseudodoctrinati:
Persons
whose made up words get added to the
pseudodictionary.
Example: Should the pseudodictionary
change its policy and opt for elitism rather than
egalitarianism, then the pseudodoctrinati might
become a subset of the literati.
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pseudodork:
Actually
pretty much the same as dork, but specifically
reserved for a person who goes around abusing
words he got off this site. Mistakenly has high
self-esteem, due only to his awareness of
pseudodictionary.com.
Example: Quit trying to baffelgab me with
that pseudodork talk of yours.
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pseudojudo:
The
art of creating new words for the
pseudodictionary.
Example: I fried my brain with pseudojudo
thinking up new words for the pseudodictionary.
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pseudoklepto:
Someone
who steals things with the intention of returning
them later.
Example: Brian stole my pencil, then gave
it back an hour later. He's a pseudoklepto.
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pseudold-school:
A
new design, like the VW New Beetle, that is a
modern take on something that was made back in
the day.
Example: I just love your Powerpuff Girls
pseudold-school ringer t-shirt.
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pseudolebrity:
Someone
who only thinks she is famous.
Example: The Corner Bar band's lead singer
acted like a pseudolebrity, waving to his fans.
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pseudolosophy:
The
paradigm of philosophy in which the practicioner
actually knows nothing of the sujbect.
The pretense that one knows or actually
understands one or more important questions about
life.
Example: He's not much of an intellectual,
but at 6:00 he's all about some pseudolosophy.
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pseudoneologists:
People
who do not put much effort in their construction
of words for pseudodictionary.com.
Example: Virgio submitted the word
pseudoneologist and is thus a pseudoneologist.
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pseudonomenclature:
The
property possesed by a person whose name rhymes
with a description of her personality.
Example: I know a person I don't
like--Paul Blackhead, which is also his
pseudonomenclature.
Phillip Anchors has a pseudonomenclature, also.
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pseudonumb:
How
your brain feels after looking through this site
for more than three hours at a time.
Example: Hey, Bill, what's another name
for a pseudonym?
Dunno, Ben, I've been looking at this site for so
long my mind's gone completely pseudonumb!
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pseudopodophobia:
Pseudopod,
from the Greek pseudes (false) pod (foot).
Add to it phobia--an intense, irrational,
unrealistic fear of an object, an event, or a
feeling.
The result is a fear of false feet...in my case,
fear of overly large feet - platform shoes. :-)
Example: Man, those shoes are causing my
pseudopodophobia to act up again...keep her away
from me!
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pseudorigami:
A
term used in hindsight to rationalize a failed
origami experiment as anything but worthless
scrap.
Example: Kevin refused to admit failure as
he presented his pseudorigami to his unimpressed
friends.
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pseudoroom:
Of
or pertaining to a virtual enclosure,
usually designated as a space for presenting
digital media works.
Example: I downloaded numerous icons and
fonts during my brief tenure in the pseudoroom,
and now I'm sorry to be leaving for the night.
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pseudoselfpromotion:
When
somebody uses a website she [See her.] created
(called pseudodictionary) to try and get people
to vote
for a t-shirt she [See her.] designed.
Often followed by boring articles that attack
President Bush and mentions (sic) there
(sic)site.
Example: See right column, main page. [ED.
Beau failed to use his word in his example.
Despite that shortcoming, the word was added to
the pseudodictionary.
We're way too cool to reject a word because it's
critical of us.
Besides, we might see endless complaints about
censorship if we rejected them.
C'mon, Beau.
Take another whack at us, if you dare. We can
take it.] [Supposedly, when Franklin Delano
Roosevelt
was President he got into an argument with the
publisher William Randolph Hearst.
When their war of words was finally over, he was
asked if he had learned anything.
He responded, I learned not to argue with people
who buy their ink by the barrel.
Also attributed to Mark Twain as I never argue
with people who buy their ink by the barrel
and Never pick fights with people who buy their
ink by the barrel.
Added by Alan C. Page (NFL Hall of Famer and
Associate Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court)
in a 1998 keynote address or their paper by the
ton.
See
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/17465.html
for more.]
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pseudovicar:
Like
a regular vicar, but one perfectly entitled to
tell damaging lies.
Example: The old woman chased us off her
property half way through the funeral. It wasn't
till Tuesday we found out that it had been
conducted by a pseudovicar. That explains
everything.
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pseudoworld:
a
false reality in society
Example: In a pseudoworld Sally sees the
window as not broken, but everybody else sees
that it is.
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psketti:
Children's
phonetic spelling of spaghetti.
Example: More psketti, mum?
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psqueer
Right: An
expression of indifference--nonsense to confuse
the enemy.
Example: It's the end of the world !
Repent now you mortal sinner ! Before....
Psqueer right!
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psshhh:
Used
as a response to a statement that is either
derogatory or doesn't have to be said. Similar to
'Whatever'
Example: Statement: Hey, you girlfriend
thinks that your not buying her enough presents.
response: psshhh
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pssst:
This
word has come up with the advent of Instant
Messaging.
Pssst is the sound people make when they disagree
with something someone said,
and want to express their disapproval with one
easily said syllable.
This is the text version of that sound and has
become a very useful word among my friends.
Example: Guy1: You know, the Detroit Lions
aren' that bad.
Me: Pssst.
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psuedocommunism:
A
form of fascism in which the private owners who
normally benefit are replaced by a small group of
elites, this is done under the guise of being
called communism.
Example: The former Soviet Union and china
are examples of psuedocommunism.
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psychic
e-mail: When
you think I must call X and then X calls you at
that moment.
You've obviously sent her a psychic e-mail.
Example: God, it was so weird. I was
sending psychic e-mail all day.
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Psychlic:
Someone
who sees visions of the future, over and over and
over again.
Example: He was already tired of his life,
having seen it many times before using his
psychlic ability.
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psychobabble:
Any
and all conditions, methods, treatments delivered
by psychiatrists, psychologists, and other
pseudo-sciences.
Example: 1. His continuous evaluation of
me was nothing but psychobabble.
2. ADHD or ADD is nothing but a bunch of
psychobabble.
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psychofungalfreak:
A
psychologically damaged, fungus-infested,
odd-ball freakish individual.
Example: I got the he-be-je-be's when that
psychofungalfreak started following me around at
the party.
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psychoholic:
(Adj)
Psychic and psycho mixed. When two people are so
closely linked that they finish each other's
sentences or frequently say the same thing at the
same time. Particularly applicable if what is
said is bizarre.
Example: Hey, that's what I was going to
say. We are psychoholic.
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psychologize:
To
excuse what you did wrong by citing reasons for
your bad behavior--usually something from your
childhood.
Example: I can't believe she got off so
easy. She psychologized that she shoplifted
because her mother used to steal from her purse.
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psychopawthic:
The
natural mental state of cats, especially obvious
when they're racing around the house at top
speed.
Example: Gave the cat some catnip, and now
she's gone psychopawthic.
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psychosclerosis:
Hardening
of the attitudes.
Example: My son, who never listens to
reason and has no common sense, suffers from the
pseudocondition of psychosclerosis.
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psycredit:
Credit
of psychic ability sought by someone following an
event, usually resulting from a trivial or minor
ailment.
Example: Hey! I had a major headache all
last week, and this week a piano fell on my
sister! Do I get psycredit?
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Psyence:
The
art and appreciation of buying, mixing, and
making good hard acid trance and psytrance music.
Example: DJKitten was an expert in the
field of psyence
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pterabyte:
A
unit of data storage specifically optimized for
describing quantities of data stored on media
that can no longer be read, such as magnetic
drums or mercury delay lines. It is equal to one
byte.
Example: The only extant copy of the
original PDP-8 assembler takes up 3,500
pterabytes of paper tape.
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ptingga:
A
word describing any number of miscellenania,
basically a thing or object.
Specific, yet oblique.
Example: I didn't eat the whole
buffet,,but I had a few ptinggas.
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publi:
The
plural of publix.
Example: New publi are opening all over
the place.
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pubwan:
A
public WAN (wide area network).
Example: I uploaded a photocopy of my
fingerprint to pubwan.
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puck
bunny: Someone
who plays hockey only cause they have a crush on
a hockey player.
Usually a prep, but not always.
Example: All of those people who hang at
the Pens Players forum are huge puck bunnies.
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puck
bunny: Girls
that hang around jocks (see Jarheads).
Example: What is up with Jessie? Does she
always hang out with those jarheads? When did she
become such a puck bunny?
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pucker
factor: a
very familiar and regularly used term among Air
Force flyers since well before the Viet Nam war.
It was one of the first slang terms I heard
regularly when I went to flight school in 1973.
"Pucker" relates to the tightening of
the spincter muscle of the anus
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puckie,
pucky: The
fasteners used to put a little girl's hair up in
puppy dog tails.
Example: Where are the puckies for putting
your hair up?
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puddify:
To
turn into pudding like consistency. Or turning
into pudding. Puddification.
Example: I've been up so late studying
that my brain is starting to puddify.
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puddkele:
(from
pudding + the Yiddish affectionate dimunitive
suffix construction -ele, comparable to Spanish
-ita/-ito; pronounced PUDD-kuh-luh) A round,
cuddly creature.
Example: Such a puddkele is my 25-pound
cat!
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pudge:
Extra
fat that can be found on the stomach, thighs,
backside, and sometimes the face.
Back formation from pudgy.
Example: I need to work off some of this
pudge on my stomach.
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pudgebucket:
An
obese child. A child who is exceptionally
overweight due to excessive consumption of
unhealthy foods and lack of exercise.
Example: While shopping at Wal-Mart,
several pudgebuckets were badgering their mom for
Happy Meals.
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puedamate:
Using
a non-existant word in a game such as Boggle or
Scrabble
in which actual words are required. Made up
spelled backwards is puedam.
Example: William's puedamation was not
only pathetic but also very annoying.
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Puff:
Whatever,
wrong, pfffff!
Example: Puff. If that is what you think.
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puff
daddy: To
take a preexisting project, such as a
presentation, ad copy, or design, and even though
it really doesn't need improving, you make a few
changes and then pass it off as entirely your own
work.
Example: I thought the ad looked fine but
then she just had to go and puff daddy it up.
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puffends:
The
epitome of cool. Also puffendesaton.
Example: Ms. Monson is puffendsaton.
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puffer:
A
person who overstates or overrepresents their
importance to the organization.
Example: He's such a puffer he had people
believing he was the chief when he's just an
ordinary beat-cop.
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puffgut:
Physical
swelling of stomach after eating too much.
Example: After we went out to eat, I had a
bad case of puffgut.
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puggled:
Scots
slang: tired or exhausted.
Example: You coming dancing tonight? No,
I'm puggled.
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puh:
For.
Example: I was looking puh carrots and it
took me forever to find them.
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puhhdicament:
A
situation of some type or another.
Usually a bad one, but not always.
A corruption of the word predicament.
Example: I just lost a thousand dollars in
a game of cards. What a puhhdicament!
Or in the GOOD context:
I just won a thousand dollars in a game of cards.
What a puhhdicament!
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Pukamo:
The
combination of punk, ska and emo genres of music.
Example: Left Out Skippy is a good Pukamo
band!
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Pule:
V.
To vomit: N.The material vomited.
Example: Her remark was so upsetting I
wanted to pule. The resultant pule made me want
to pule all over again.
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pull
a Harry Mason: To
rush into something without any regard for
potential risks or danger.
Adapted from the video game Silent Hill.
Example: I pulled a Harry Mason today when
I missed a stop sign and kept speeding on.
I ended up getting pulled over.
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pull
a Holden: Outright
telling someone you're in love with him when he
has no clue that you do. From Holden McNeil in
the movie Chasing Amy.
Example: Even though she was my brother's
girlfriend, I almost pulled a Holden last night
when she giggled.
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Pull
a Homer: Do
something dumb like fall, and then do something
like find a dime on the floor because of your
fall.
Example: After he fell, he found a dime he
said I pulled a homer.
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pull
a huey: To
make a U-turn while driving, especially in places
where U-turns are expressly forbidden or just not
appropriate.
Example: Damn, I missed the street... I'll
just pull a huey up here...
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pull
a John Hughes: To
pull a John Hughes is to be needlessly concerned
about the results of a test everyone else knows
you aced.
John was known to be extremely smart, but he was
always saying after an exam, I know I got an F.
Fellow students, in a sort of John Hughes Fan
Club, had green sweat shirts (John must have had
about forty, because he almost always wore one.)
made up that had I know I got an F printed on
them. Marshalltown, IA, circa 1981.
Example: I know I got an F. C'mon, Jack.
You tryin' to pull a John Hughes? Everyone knows
you didn't get a single answer wrong.
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pull
a train: Consensual
sex between one woman and several men.
Example: The stripper agreed to pull a
train with all of the guys at the bachelor party.
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pulled
a hammer: When
you spend all of your money on stupid stuff like
MC Hammer did.
Example: You bought that Rolex? Somebody
just pulled a hammer.
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Pulling
a Goose: One
man asks you to dance and his two buddies roll up
behind you and attempt to ride your
wind shear all night long; any attempt to eject
means a serious headblow and potential death.
See _Night at the Roxbury_ for this in practice
in extreme terms.
Common side effects are being disturbed when
brushing up against doorknobs;
getting a migraine when seeing polyester shirts
in direct light;
and crying in shame when you think about dancing
in public.
Addendum: Women are urged to wear closed-toed
shoes as these are tricky maneuvers.
Example: She was extremely attractive.
Several guys tried to pull a goose.
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Pulling
the trigger: An
unsportsmanlike play usually seen in NHL hockey
video games where the opposing player takes an
involuntary pass from the goaltender and
shamelessly
takes the shot while the goaltender is out of
position, usually resulting in an easy goal.
Example: Not only is Mike Mark a C-Master
(see C-Master), the only way he can score
goals is by swarming my goalie and pulling the
trigger. That's weak.
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pulltab:
Instant
win lottery ticket. The ticket is laminated and
contains perforated windows that can be opened to
reveal content.
Example: I opened my pulltab and won
$500.00 dollars.
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Pulse
Rifle: Very
powerful gun from the TV show _Farscape_.
Example: That pulse tifle's gonna blow him
away--big time.
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pulu:
something
very rounded and smooth
Example: Many of the pebbles on that part
of the beach are pulus
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puma:
a
young girl at a bar who is aggressively seeking
affection
Example: That puma was all over you.
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pummelgate,
pommelgate: The
propagation of the incorrect spelling or
definition of a word.
Example: Sophia pummelgates all the time.
Yesterday she came to the office trying to find
out what pommelgate meant.
She insisted that was the correct spelling.
It turns out that the word she was looking for
was promulgate, so we decided to give pommelgate,
pummelgate life in her honor.
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pumping
gas: Doing
something airheaded. {Story to come.}
Example: Interestingly enough, soon after
my daughter pumped gas, we saw Derek Zoolander's
model buddies pump gas, too.
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pumpkin
warrior: A
heavily muscled body nazi.
Example: A: Check her out.
B: Yeah, shame about the pumpkin warrior she's
hangin' with. A: Snubbed.
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Pumpkinhead:
noun,
one who is addicted to the music group, Smashing
Pumpkins.
Example: Wow, that guy has 55 Smashing
Pumpkins cds. He must be a real Pumpkinhead!
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punch:
An
exclamation used to indicate one's frustration;
more narrowly, indicates one's desire to beat the
ccrap out of something or someone.
Example: Would you like to take a survey?
Punch.
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punch
buggy: 1. A
volkswagon beetle, new or old.
2. A game where one punches a friend extremely
hard when a beetle is spotted and yells
Punch buggy--(color of car)! The addititon of No
Punchbacks is optional.
Example: Never drive past a Volkswagon
dealership with Crystal in the car--she's killer
at punch buggy!
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pundant:
Pundit,
a self-proclaimed expert. (At least that's what I
think people mean when they use it.)
Example: He is a political pundant.
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pungent:
Someone
who is acting dumb or silly.
Example: Stop mooning the other cars.
You're being a pungent.
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punjabb:
Someone
who has said or done something stupid.
Example: I called my sister a punjabb
because the pool ball bounced off the table after
she hit it.
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punk
off: To
brush someone off, to belittle.
Example: When I attempted to get a refund,
I was punked off by the cashier.
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punkette:
A
female rebel
Example: That girl is crazy! She's what
you'd call a punkette!
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punkus:
used
to describe a person who is acting obnoxious or
annoying.
Example: can be used as a noun - Mike was
being a punkus all day today, or as an adverb -
Stop acting so punkus, Mike!
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punkydoo:
A
cute young girl (child)
Example: She is such a punkydoo.
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punt:
(1)
To put off work. (2) To avoid or abandon a
situation.
Example: (1) I have a paper due tomorrow,
but I'm punting it. (2) The meeting was getting
boring, so I punted.
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pupcrus:
The
residue that your puppy leaves on the window when
she presses her nose on it.
Example: I have to clean the window
now--it's covered in Bob's pupcrus.
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pupcus:
The
slimy residue left by the touch of a dog's wet
nose.
Example: The window that Spot looked out
of while awaiting his master's return was covered
pupcus.
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puperflect:
verb:
to reflect or meditate upon something in a
whimsical mannner, or to briefly think about a
matter
Example: What my mother said about my hair
did not stir me to puperflect about my bad hair
cut.
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Pupkiss:
The
small wet spot a dog leaves after pressing it's
nose against a window.
Example: I just cleaned that window and
already it's got a pupkiss.
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pupkus:
The
moist residue left on a glass window after a dog
has had his nose pressed against it.
Example: Can you let the dog in before he
gets pupkus all over the door again?
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purp:
Purple
bruise.
Example: The last time he saw her she had
many love bites and love purps.
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purple
monkey dishwasher: 1) A
word originated by The Simpsons when used in a
grapevine. 2) A dishwasher yet to be created, but
blueprints have been made somewhere. Bananas are
its detergent. The monkey gives daily insight 6
days a week, except on it's day off.
Example: He wants you to see him at 4 by
the purple monkey dishwasher.
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purpleh:
Purple
in its evil form.
Example: Look at those purpleh sweatpants.
My God, cover your eyes.
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purplestorm:
a
bike that can't start its engine no matter how
many times it have been repaired
Example: hey.. r u riding a purplestorm
??? time to change new bike.
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purplier:
Stating
that something is more purple than something
else..
Purpliest can be used as the superlative, for the
most extreme amount of purple ever known to man.
Example: The outfit she is wearing is much
purplier than the one she wore yesterday.
My friend has the purpliest room; even her
microwave is purple!
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purposelessness:
Having
no intent; being in a state without intention, no
purpose.
Example: Having no ideas for the science
fair, Bob had a feeling of purposelessness.
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purrfect:
Super
perfect.
Example: Looks like she finally found her
purrfect man; he supplies everything and she has
all the fun.
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purrific:
A
terrific thing that feels so good you can purr
about it.
Example: Landing her millionaire was the
most purrific event of her life.
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purty:
pleasant,
beautiful
Example: Your perfume sure smells purty.
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Pushing
Tin: Drinking
a lot of beer.
Example: He went out and got a case of
beer last night and pushed tin all night by
himself.
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pushnah:
An
interjection used to express frustration,
confusion, or anger,
each of which is expressed depending on the tone
of voice used to say the word.
Example: What?! I don't understand.
Pushnah!
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puss-pup:
A
cheese filled hotdog.
Example: If you microwave a puss-pup you
are bound to burn your tounge on the cheese.
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Pusscalating:
Sound
of contentment similar to purring but more
choppy--sounding like coffee being percolated.
Example: My calico was so happy she was
pusscalating.
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pussified:
Terrified
by women.
Example: Men are pussified by women's lib.
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pussy-footing:
To
delicately and carefully (like a stalking cat)
talk your way around a subject that may be
controversial, or difficult to discuss.
Example: Sally pussyfooted around the
issue of asking her boss for a raise.
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pustacious:
To
be filled with pus.
Example: My big toe is infected, now it's
all pustacious.
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put
away the shotgun: To
get over something which is emotionally important
to you and have it replaced by something new.
Example: bob: so are u still going out
with jen? johnny: nah, i put away the shotgun and
got me jane
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put
my name in: Used
by a guy to alert his buddies of his interest in
a given female.
Example: Mary is quite attractive. I may
just have to put my name in.
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puter:
Short
for computer.
Example: My puter crashed three times this
week.
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Putie:
1.
Another name for a computer.
2. A woman's nickname.
Example: Please turn off the putie when
you are done.
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putitonmytabmom:
Penny
less teenager wanting to borrow funds for
multiple emergency reasons and promising
repayment.
Example: Could you lend me $20 and
putitonmytabmom.
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putrank:
Putrid
and rank. Something that is awfully smelly and
disgusting to look at, at the same time.
Example: As I walked closer to the creek
and realised it was full of raw sewage, it became
clear how putrank it was.
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putron:
An
illegibly written word.
variations: putronic, putronically
Entomology: A friend of mine once thought some
now-forgotten word written on a chalkboard was
putron. She even asked the teacher what putron
meant.
Example: I cannot read the notes on the
board. It's covered in putrons.
Doctors' handwriting is notoriously putronic.
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putt-putt:
A
vehicle in bad condition but which still gets you
there.
Example: My putt-putt has bad shocks and a
bad paint job, but it still gets you down the
road in one piece.
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puttinin:
Contributing
to the cause.
Example: The zit cream costs $12.00. Let's
split the cost. How much you puttinin?
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pvedderphall:
Feh-dur-fahl.
Falling slowly or slowing one's fall.
Example: The best way to pvedderphall from
30,000 feet is to use a parachute.
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pvyrebaal:
(Pronounced:
fireball) A fireball made up of blue or green
flame.
Also used to describe flame used by necromancers
and other evil wizards.
Example: The necromancer heated his
cauldron with a well-cast pvyrebaal.
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pwinkerhoff:
I
don't know, do you?
Example: Bobfred: What's the capital of
Saskatchewan, Canada?
Georgemike: Pwinkerhoff.
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pwnage:
Ownage.
The word own is often used in the gaming world.
When people type quickly, they make more typos.
Pwnage is one of them, because the O is right
next to the P. Eventually, the habit turned into
an actual statement used.
Definition: superiority; the aquisition of more
skill/ability than other things/people.
Pronunciation: POE-nidge
Example: This is total pwnage. I pwned
you.
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pwned:
Past
tense. To have seized complete control over
something or someone. To
render a victim completely helpless and at the
absolute mercy of the victor.
It's origin comes from the word owned commonly
used in hacker speak to
represent complete ownership of a hacked computer
system or defacement of a
Website. The variation of spelling (from owned to
pwned) is thought to have
occurred do typing errors in certain online
games. On a computer keyboard
the letter p is close in proximity to the letter
o , so pwned became a common misspelling. New
online gamers seeing this misspelling simply
adopted
it as the true word for owned.
Example: I pwned you when I took first
place in the competition.
Variations: owned, ownz
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Pwup:
Plastic
traffic cones. (They make a pwup sound when
dropped on the ground.)
Example: When navigating the driver's
test, you have to be careful not to run into any
pwups.
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pyrokleptic:
The
act of pocketing a lighter or book of matches
Example: That pyrokleptic stole my
lighter!
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pyrokleptomanic:
Someone
who steals disposable lighters, usually without
knowing it--or claiming not to know it.
Example: My boyfriend is a
pyrokleptomanic, is yours?
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Pythonian
Deductive Reasoning: A
form of deductive reasoning patterned after the
witch burning scene in
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Example: Using Pythonian Deductive
Reasoning we can establish:
Since it's warmer in Boston than Phoenix, it's
Winter.
Something is changing nature's patterns.
Witches practice in meddling in nature.
Therefore, witches are causing the warm weather
in Boston.
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