O'Doom:
Suffix
added to any word to denote that it is a thing of
size, power, majesty or grunt,
and certainly something to be regarded with awe
and reverence.
Example: There's not a lot of room in
Dan's bedroom, but that's primarily because it
contains the Waterbed O'Doom.
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O-Dark
Thirty: a
ridiculously early hour in the morning
Example: We will meet in front of the
hotel at O-dark thirty...and then we will take
the subway to the race start
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O-dark-hundred-hours:
Really
early in military slang. Modeled after terms like
0700 hours.
Example: Missed my flight and flew
standby, to arrive at o-dark-hundred-hours.
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o-ha:
slang
japanese. a substitute (mostly used by teenage
girls) for 'ohayoo', which means 'good morning'.
Example:
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O-Lame-Picks:
Medal
winner picks by Olympic judges in figure skating
in 2002
Example: The decision by the French judge
to leave town was in response to the O-Lame-Picks
the panel made earlier in the week.
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o-shape:
When
one's mouth goes into a o shape out of utter
disbelief.
Example: Curty got so excited he went
o-shape.
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O-Sign:
A
patient in very bad shape, usually
non-responsive, with the mouth open in the shape
of an O. The dotted O-Sign describes a fly on the
forehead. Q-Sign = O-sign with tongue protruding
from the corner of the mouth.
Example: Doctor Jones, Mrs Campbell is
doing poorly; she's showing the O-Sign all night
long.
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O.
P.: Over
Pricing--when you're sure that you're not going
to win a deal but you must try something anyway.
Your final call is to Over Price ridiculously,
hoping to add imaginary value to your product.
Example: Sure we'll win this deal. Why?
Because Mauri OP´ed it so much.
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O.E.:
Operator
error. If the person running machine, computer,
car (whatever) just can't make it work, that's
operator error.
Example: Bert. I can't make copies on this
machine. Ernie. Must be an O.E., darling, I just
finished making a copy.
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O.G.:
Popularized
by Ice T. 1.Original Gangsta. 2.One who has been
around for a while.
Example: I'm an O.G. like that.
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oaotay:
Don't
worry, be happy.
Example: Everything is going to be oaotay.
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OB:
Office
Bitch. Unliked office workers. Not intended to be
derogatory towards women.
Usually used by nonoffice workers suh as
warehouse workers
Example: Those OBs messed up and are
making us look bad.
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obflusticate:
vt/
To confuse,through the use of vague, convoluted
language, to the point at which the listener
either starts grinding his/her teeth, or flexing
the jaw up & down in a flustered state.
From the combination of the words obfuscate,
fluster & masticate.
Noun: obflustication.
Example: Mr. Lay's testimony obflusticated
quite a few people.
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obfuscatologist:
Someone
who makes things unclear or difficult to follow.
{To obfuscate is to make obscure or unclear,
especially if done in a circuitous or complicated
manner.)
Example: Jim's a professional
obfuscatologist; following his trail of excuses
is unbelievably difficult.
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obfuzzcate:
The
inability to read faxes due to poor print
quality.
Example: Resend that fax since it was too
obfuzzcated to understand.
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oblication:
a
vacation that you are obligated to go on.
Example: I took an oblication when I went
to that inlaw wedding last month.
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obliterous:
Inelegantly
blotto.
Example: We had been drinking since
sunrise and found ourselves too obliterous to
function.
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oblusionment:
To
forget the reality of the situation and perceive
it in one's own subjective light, thus misleading
the self.
Example: Damian (a balding-wrinkly-Texan
oil tycoon) thought that Delilah
(buxom-young-blonde model) was marrying him for
true love. Such oblusionment is common in Texans.
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obnauseous:
Someone
or something that is so offensive that she makes
you physically ill.
Example: Her smell is obnauseous.
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obs:
Police
slang for observation. Meant as a compliment for
a person's powers of observation of something not
easily seen by others.
Example: When Officer Sean saw the robbery
in the alley, he was able to stop it, due to his
good obs.
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observising:
A
combination of observing and supervising.
Example: That lifeguard is doing a great
job of observising the pool.
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Obstecology:
A
mix of Obstetrics and Gynecology.
Example: Linda had to see her
obstecologist for her annual pap smear.
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obstropulous:
Hard
to please, difficult
Example: Your obstropulous nature is hard
to bear.
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obulous(ly):
Obvious,
in a nebulous way; perfectly understandable but
only if you're confused anyway
Example: If only one component of a
virtual particle escapes a black hole, the other
must fall in,
so obulously Mr. Hawking is wrong when he says
black holes emit radiation--
there is no net gain or loss to the system.
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obvi:
Obviously
Example: She was so obvi not cool.
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obzoki:
Example: She was so obvi not cool.
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obzoki:
To
be uneven or badly proportioned.
Example: Chris certainly has an obzoki
head and face.
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occuability:
Readiness
for occupying, habitable.
Example: The slumlord would not make any
representations in regard to the apartment's
occuability.
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oceanrific:
Really
super cool, epecially when describing blue hair.
Example: Wow, your hair is looking
oceanrific today.
(NOTE: wee! i love blue hair slang seeing as
that's what color mine is now)
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Ocker:
The
most foul-mouthed, tight stone-washed jeans with
socks pulled over wearing, smoke pack stuck in
t-shirt sleeve showing loser--usually with a
mullet haircut.
Example: You don't want to go into that
pool hall. First off, all the eight balls are
stolen, and second--its packed with Ockers
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octohodic:
Beautiful
and esthetic concerning all the aspects, used to
describe that in art or poetry
Example: Nathaniel Hawthorne's book is
octohodic. This poem is octohodic. That painting
is octohodic.
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octology:
A
numerological theory which has scriptural, logic
and metaphisical arguments at its basis.
The essence of that theory is based on the fact
that 8 is the light, the perfect number,
and even more than that.
OCTO=8 in latin
LOGOS=science,word(greek)
so from here is deriving-octology.
Example: Octology considers that mankind
must to return to peace, by stoping wars, and
loving all,
by transforming evil in good, 7 in 8.
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octomonkey:
A
monkey that has eight legs, similar to an
octopus.
Example: The octomonkey was able to gather
more bananas than the two-armed monkeys.
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OD:
Over
Doing It
Example: Someone tells you an exaggerated
story, and your reply would be O.K now you're
O.D.
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Odamtoobadjo:
Oh,
damn, too bad, Joe! Benny Hill described golf in
this manner, but it's becoming synonymous with
any failed effort: dice games, target practice,
etc.)
Example: All the other golfers, when Joe
misses his putt, Odamtoobadjo!
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oddplate:
Custom
car license plate not decipherable to an average
person.
Example: An example of oddplate would be:
l2gd95j.
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odeme:
A
wheel with numerals around its rim. Used for
displaying numbers, and in most cases, also
keeping track of the numbers.
Example: This numbering stamp has six
odemes, so it can count almost up to a million.
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Odessa:
When
something bad happens, just say odessa,
but make sure it is followed up in the next
sentence by bummer.
Example: A. My chick just told me she was
screwing some other guy. B. Odessa. A. What? B.
Odessa bummer.
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odgibodgi:
cuddly
Example:
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of
doom: phrase
that can be added to anything to make it sound
evil or even more evil than it already is
Example: Man! That was the party of doom
last night.
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off
like a prom dress: similar
to gotta jet this phrase means to leave somewhere
very quickly with speed matching that of prom
dress removal at a post-prom party
Example: Talk to ya later, I'm off like a
prom dress
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Off
the chain: Expression
used to describe something that is really good.
Example: These tap dancing bulls are off
the chain.
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off
the hinges: Similar
to off the hook: outstanding, great.
Example: That concert was off the hinges.
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Off
the hizzi fa schizzi: (His-e
for sh-is-e) It means that something is really
hot or cool. It can also mean that someone is
being serious.
Example: His new car is off the hizzi fa
schizzi. Or She said that you lied. No I didn't
lie. I'm off the hizzi fa schizzi.
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off
the hook: Pretty
amazingly good.
Example: _Return to Castle Wolfenstein_ is
off the hook.
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Office
Ass: The
feeling you get after sitting in an office chair
all day.
Example: I've got a bad case of office ass
today.
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office-chair-basketball:
What
happens when a toy basketball hoop has been hung
in an office area.
Example: Hey guys, the boss isn't around,
let's get a game of office-chair-basketball
going.
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Offie:
Shortened
version of Off-License, for use in Britain.
Example: I'm going down to the offie, do
you want anything?
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offputting:
something
that forces you to be put off
Example: what he just did was really
offputting
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ogamate:
OK,
mate. Australian slang.
Example: Person 1: Will you buy me tickets
to the gig?
Person 2: Ogamate.
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oge:
To
be ugly. Taken from the word ogre.
Example: I wish he'd stop oging around me.
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Ogey!:
Okay.
Example: Do you want to go for a ride with
us?
Ogey.
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oh
bug: Like
oh darn, except with more emphasis on annoyance
or disappointment than on anger or frusturation
Example: Tim, I just remembered we have an
essay due tomorrow.
Oh bug, you're right.
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oh
crackerz: When
you forget something or are disappointed.
Example: Oh, crackerz! I wanted to go.
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oh
dark thirty: Very
late at night, or very early in the morning, a
time most people consider an ungodly hour (e.g.,
3:00 am, 4:00 am).
oh-dark-thirty,
o-dark-thirty (Amy Anson and David Miller
damille@siue.edu I was up 'til o-dark-thirty
getting my homework done. OR I got up at
o-dark-thirty this morning.),
O-dark-30 (kriss wagner kriss_wagner@lycos.com
O-dark-30 is the time of day morning-drive
broadcasters have to be at work.),
zero dark thirty,
zero-dark-thirty (Jason jayboy50@excite.com I had
to get up at zero-dark-thirty this morning just
to make it through traffic.)
See Amish ass-crack of dawn, buttcrack of dawn,
and chicken o'clock in the morning and for other
early morning references.
Example: In description.
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oh
goy: a
combination of oh good and oh joy
Example: oh goy
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oh
my heck: Good
ol' slang used mostly in Utah by the good Mormon
kids--instead of Oh, my God!
Example: Oh, my heck! Becky, did you see
what she was wearing.
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Oh,
bandit!: Oh,
dammit! As heard and said by a three-year-old.
Example: When Alec mashed his finger in
the closet door, he said, Oh, bandit!
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Oh,
green monkey!: Expression
of frustration, used when someone cannot think of
a curse to say
Example: Oh, green monkey, it's broken
again. [Much like Oh, bandit.]
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oh-face:
The
face you make when in the throes of ectasy. From
the movie _Office Space_.
Example: I'd like to show her my oh-face.
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ohhhh
scholar: Used
when someone around you makes an intelligent
observation, or tries to show off her booksmarts.
Example: Did you know the earth rotates on
an axis? Ohhhhh scholar.
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Ohkay:
Oh,
okay as a reaction to someone´s statement.
Example: Look, I really have to get back
to work.
Ohkay, later.
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ohnosecond:
That
moment just after you realise you have made a big
mistake.
Same as an onosecond.
Example: Tom paused for an ohnosecond then
climbed out to see who he had backed into.
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OI!:
An
expression used to call attention to yourself.
Example: I have two young children.
When they are up to no good, I shout Oi! to get
their attention, followed by What the heck is
going on here?
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Oi!:
Oh,
no, can't believe.
Example: Oi! How could you?
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oi-ya:
Meant
to imitate the sound of whining.
Example: It's not that big a deal, don't
oi-ya about it.
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oid:
a
suffix for the end of a noun exaggerating the
meaning
Example: Andy's talking to himself again!
He's such a gimpoid! Yeah, total weirdoid...
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oiler:
to
follow any noun. Not a form of pig latin, but to
be used the same way.
Example: I just saw that caroiler. Let's
go get a cupoiler of coffee.
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Oinkarific:
Really
good.
Example: That game looks oinkarific.
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oka-ba:
the
actual words are okay, bye, but instead, you put
them together and say it really fast. Try it, say
it fast and keep repeating it. All phone
conversations with my friends end with this. No
seeya or later, just oka-ba.
Example:
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okay,
terrific!: Used
to put an end to an awkward silence after
learning of something
you wish the other person hadn't told you.
Example: Yeah, so tomorrow I'm gonna
massage grandma's feet..... Okay, terrific!
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okden:
Pronounced
in 3 syllables (o-k-den), a compound word meaning
ok, then
Example: I'll meet you at the mall at six
okden
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okie:
Okay.
Example: Hey, man, it's okie you didn't
show up yesterday.
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okie
day: A
replacement for okay when an emphasis of joy or
happiness is appropriate.
Example: Would you like to go see a movie?
Okie day, see you at 7!
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Oklahoma
Skylight: Any
opening in a building that appears as a result of
meteorological activity. The hole in question can
appear in the ceiling, walls, or floor.
Example: After the storm, I was sure my
house would have an Oklahoma skylight.
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Oklahomophobic:
A
dislike for Oklahoma and for anyone from
Oklahoma.
Example: Tulsa? I'm not going to Tulsa;
I'm Oklahomophobic. {Interesting construction.
Interesting, too, that the editor lives in Tulsa,
OK.)
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okle
dokle: All
right, then. Everything is okay. Fine by me. As
if I really care.
Example: You didn't put two spaces after
the period in the fourth line of the third
paragraph. Okle dokle, I'll be sure to fix that
up later.
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Okyday:
OK.
Also okily-dokily.
Example: You just tripped....Yeah, yeah,
I'm okyday. I'm okyday.
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old:
cool,
great
Example: The new Jay-Z album is old.
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old
head: Any
person who has been around on a particular scene
for quite a while
Example: Ed: I've been listening to that
band since '83.
Ted: Damn, you're an old head.
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old
school: something
that was part of the pop culture when one was in
grade-school or early highschool years also can
be from anytime in the past
Example: While listening to Hanging Tough
by the New Kids On the Block one says That is so
old school
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olds
mo brile: Southern
Cadillac.
Example: That's my olds mo brile. Over
yonder. Ain't she purty.
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Olee:
An
exlamation of happiness.
Example: Olee! I aced my physics final.
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OLIFFOIL:
No
worries, especially in solving a problem. Came
from a method of solving mathematics equations.
Example: A. Can you fix this spanner?
B. I'll have oliffoil in solving this problem.
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Ombaoojiebaseo:
A
strange, if not disturbing, song that may involve
either confusion or the corruption of sanity.
Example: Have you heard Weird Al's new
ombaoojiebaseo? It doesn't make any sense--go
listen to it.
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OMCD:
(n)
acronym for 'Old Married Couple Disorder',
wherein two people have a strange, innate sense
of each other-finish the other's sentences, know
what the other one is thinking-much like an old
married couple.
Example: Those two have only been going
out for a week, but look at 'em-they seem like
they've been together forever. They've got a
serious case of OMCD.
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OMG:
Abbreviated
text for Oh my God. To be used either in P2P text
communications or spoken aloud as a three letter
sequence.
Example: OMG! I can't believe they're
putting the Simpsons on two times a week next
season.
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OMG:
Used
on the internet. The word is used only by dumb
teenage girls with 69 in their screenames. For
Oh, My God!
Example: OMG....like ya know...that guy I
saw online, I sent him an AIM, he is soooo hott.
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OMG
WTF BBQ: Non-sequitur
expression of surprise beyond surprise--what you
say when something is absolutely beyond human
comprehension and you can't be bothered to try
and make sense of it.
Example: They're making a movie out of
Crazy Taxi?! OMG WTF BBQ.
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Omigawd:
Origin:
Teenyboppers at concerts say this a lot.
Pronounced like Oh, my God but with a Valley Girl
accent.
Used to express excitement, disgust, or
all-around giddiness.
Example: Omigawd, look! There's Justin
Timberlake! Let's go jump him!
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omneur:
This
word is a combination of the Latin word omni
(every), and the French word heure (hour).
It basically means that you have a seemingly
infinite list of things to do, a very packed
schedule.
Example: After tennis, I have to go to
ballet, and then piano.
I will never understand why my mother thought an
omneur lifestyle would be good for me.
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omniabsent:
Said
of someone who is never around.
Example: I would ask Bob, but he's
omniabsent.
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omnibient:
To
be perfect in every way.
Example: Emily is an omnibient person.
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Omnicohant:
An
insult. No real meaning, it's just a word used to
make you look smarter than the other person
because it's such a big word.
Example: Your so Omnicohant!
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omnifun:
Being
fun in all ways.
Example: Cliff liked to do everything we
did. He was great at parties, at work, and when
we'd be just hanging out.
He was truly omnifun.
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omnigamy:
the
practice of having multiple spouses of both
sexes.
Example: Steve is omnigamous, he has a
husband and three wives.
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Omnimpotent:
Incapable
of doing anything effectively.
Example: Oh, don't Chris on my team. He's
very omnimpotent.
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omniplegic:
Somebody
without the use of anything.
Example: Darren Bett is a right
omniplegic.
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Omniturnal:
Combining
the two words nocturnal and diurnal, this is for
the person, animal, or thing that does not sleep,
day or night.
Example: He never goes to sleep, he must
be omniturnal.
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Omnivious:
Omni
= all / Vious = way. Omnivious = The way of all.
Example: In the Western world, capitalism
appears to be omnivious.
The cycle of birth, life, and death is omnivious.
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Omphalaskepsis:
The
act of sitting and gazing at your navel.
Example: Ah yes...that's
Larry...practicing omphalaskepsis.
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ompossible:
Possible,
but requiring so much effort that it will
probably never happen.
Example: Cleaning the gutters seemed
ompossible, so Ralph left and had a beer instead.
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on
fire: To
be doing something really well or really quickly.
Example: That guitarist was so on fire it
blew my mind.
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on
location: Used
to describe where something is happening.
Example: While I was driving home I was
singing along to the radio at the top of my
lungs. The Madonna concert was on location from
my car.
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on
lockdown: Under
control.
Example: Shortly before beating Ted at
Monopoly, Ed was heard to say, I've got this game
on lockdown.
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on
terms: To
be neither on particularly good terms with
someone, nor on particularly bad terms with them.
Example: I might be able to borrow money
from Steve--I'm on terms with him.
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on
the island: Formula
1 slang: on the racetrack.
Example: Despite the rain, McNish is
managing to keep it on the island.
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On
Toast: 1.
Something really good.
2. To be doing something in the morning.
Example: 1. That outfit is on toast.
2. I played tennis on toast.
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on
wheels: Adjective
phrase added to the end of a description to
enhance it.
Example: Darlene is one heinous bitch on
wheels. This pie is heaven on wheels.
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oncunitis:
Onk-yoo-nite-uss.
Constant yawning.
Example: I've got a severe case of
oncunitis. I should bave got more sleep last
night.
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one:
the
upper limit of intoxication or exhaustion
Example: after the second pint of gin, i
was hard one-ing
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one
dot five: Office
lingo for meetings that end after an hour and a
half.
Example: Our weekly one dot five will be
Monday at 10.
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one
eight seven: The
police code for homicide, also a cool movie.
Used to describe really bad feelings or actions
between two people,
not necessarily resulting in death.
Example: Man, watch out for J and B today,
they are on a total one eight seven binge right
now.
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one
o' one: a
beginner, somebody that is new to something.
Example: I am such a one o' one when it
comes to web page design.
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one
shy of a turkey: When
somebody asks how you feel and you're not too
good you can say, One shy of a turkey.
Comes from bowling, where a turkey is three
strikes in a row.
If you get two strikes and on the third you leave
one pin standing you are one shy of a turkey
and you don't feel so hot afterwards.
Example: Q: How you feelin' morning?
A: Oh, one shy of a turkey.
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one
time: noun.
street alarm
Example: Watch out, here comes one time.
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one-off:
A
product, design, or device made for one purpose,
not to be repeated or duplicated
Example: He made a one-off of the design
to demonstrate the concept.
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one-stop:
An
independently-operated music store.
Example: I picked up some ultra-obscure
albums at the one-stop yesterday.
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one-termer:
A
freshman congressman who botches things so badly
he is virtually assured
defeat in his next electoral bid.
Example: Can you believe he voted against
monetary compensation to the families of the 9-11
heros?
He's a one-termer for sure.
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one-time:
police
(city)
Example: Be carefull driving, one-time's
rollin deep tonight.
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onetyone:
The
number immediately following ten prior to the
foolish revamping that made it eleven.
Example: Do you have onetyone cents that I
can borrow?
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onfire:
(adj)
To be deeply committed to one's faith. (Christian
colloquialism.)
Example: After she joined that church, she
was onfire.
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Oniolation:
The
cutting up of foods, with a knife previously used
to cut up an onion, resulting in an onion taste.
Example: This strawberry has a severe case
of oniolation.
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onion:
A
word or name that's on the tip of your tongue,
but you can't remember it.
Example: I've had this onion in my head,
but I just can't think of it.
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onion
ass: An
ass so nice it makes you want to cry.
Example: That chick's got one hell of an
onion ass.
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onion
booty: A
butt so perfect it makes you cry.
Example: The dancers in the Crazy Girls
revue at the Riviera have onion booty.
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onion-ringer:
Something
that makes you cry a LOT.
Example: Well, have you ever seen the
movie _Armageddon_? That's the ultimate
onion-ringer.
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onions:
A
slang term for breasts, as onions come in a
variety of colors and sizes, as do breasts.
For instance, a well-endowed girl may be said to
have jumbo onions.
Example: I love looking at Jennifer. She
has great onions.
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onomania:
An
obsessive tendency to attach names to inanimate
objects. Further symptoms include referring to
objects using gender-specific pronouns. Origin is
Greek's onoma for name.
Example: Have you seen my sock Billy? He's
been missing for days now; I'm getting worried.
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onosecond:
Half
a nanosecond.
The onosecond is that split second when one
realizes that a faux pas or a terrible mistake
has been made.
Same as an ohnosecond.
Example: It took Sandy only an onosecond
to realize that she should not have asked Rusty
who the father of the child was.
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onphacupable:
Extremely
hard to screw up.
Example: 1. This task is onphacupable.
Even that salesman Brian could do it.
2. My new hairstyle is a joy--it's onphacupable.
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onsend:
To
send on; to forward
Example: I'll onsend your email to Jack.
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ooblah:
A
kinder, gentler, and more onomatopoeia-esque term
for the mentally retarded. Initially coined by
way of the TV show _Life Goes On_, which had as
its theme song the Beatles song of the same name,
which begins Ooblah-dee, ooblah-dah.
For a detailed description of the word's origin,
see
http://www.itsthecatsass.com/frame_ooblah.html.
Example: The short bus is jam-packed with
droolers and ooblahs. [ED. A kinder, gentler
example couldn't be found.]
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ooblydoo:
A
poke in the stomach (usually of an overweight
person).
Example: Damn, I hate it when she
ooblydoos me like that.
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oocness:
when
roleplaying it is the the state of being in
between being in character and being yourself in
real life.
Example: At the last LARP we lingered in
oocness for an hour before playing.
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Oofey:
Strange
but in a humorous sort of way. Off, goofy.
Example: It seems a little oofey that my
new roommate wears a piece of coaxial cable
as a belt and dines exclusively on sausage
patties.
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oogie:
A
bad feeling or a bad deal; feeling sick; needing
to take time off from work.
Or, when someone is acting creepy.
Example: I feel oogie. I gotta go home and
nap for the rest of the day. OR Hey, why are you
being oogie today? You wake up on the wrong side
of the bed or something?
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oogies:
The
small, floaty things left behind when you allow a
small child to take a sip of your drink.
Example: The baby left oogies in my milk.
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oogleboogle:
The
penultimate of anything... nothing can top or
supercede it.
Example: Did not! Did too! Oogleboogle - I
win! You can't top it once I invoke the
oogleboogle!
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oogleshreifters:
Replacement
for dammit.
Example: Oogleshriefters! I dropped my
wallet into the sewer.
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oogly:
Extremely
ugly. Use an exaggerated or elongated
pronunciation of ugly. (Also submitted by
ctlowne@ilstu.edu and Mark, www.mopedarmy.com.)
Example: Her attitude toward me was very
oogly. That house is oogly.
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Oogulop:
A
religious cult my friend and I made up,
it's a funny word and good for making excuses.
Example: YOU: I'm sorry, I can't do that,
it's against my religion.
TEACHER: And what religion is that?
YOU: Oogulop.
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oogy:
extremely
uncomfortable
Example: Those spiders at the zoo made me
feel all oogy.
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Ooh,
nachos!: An
expression of surprise.
Example: Mrs. Lampert, your husband just
sent you these flowers for your anniversary Ooh,
nachos!
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oohwah:
To
make an exclamation of surprise. Usually uttered
in disbelief. Heard repeatedly in Israel.
Example: Oohwah, did that really happen?
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oojamaflip:
Another
word for thingy, whatsit, or dooverlackie.
Commonly used to refer to the TV remote control.
Example: This show's a rerun--you got the
oojamaflip? No, I think it's fallen down between
the cushions.
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ookology:
(n)
The study of Terry Pratchett's books.
Example: Frank's a big Pratchett fan. It's
like he's majoring in ookology.
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ookymouth:
(n)originating
from popular M rated cartoon, South Park,
ookymouth is a game in which one participant
holds their mouth open, and the other attempts to
spit in the aforementioned participant's mouth,
while said participant attempts to swallow and
say ookymouth at the same time.
Example: Kyle, why don't you and kenny go
in the other room and play ookymouth?
~OR~
Mom! I can't say 'ookymouth' while i'm trying to
swallow Kenny's spit!
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oomph:
pronounced
(oooo · mm ·fff) to have a lot of power or
force behind it
Example: that hit definitely had a lot of
oomph behind it.
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oopsadent:
A
really stupid accident
Example: *Smash*
*Crack*
*Break*
Me: Uh ... Claire? What was that?
Claire: It was an oopsadent!
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oopzama:
the
sudden scratch of the head when you find someone
is not, over whom you were waving,is other than
you expected
Example: My falling in oopzama on the road
caused me crash with with the pole.
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ooshkies:
Expression
of happiness or excitement, depending on the
situation.
Usually used when feeling hyper. It puts an
emphasis on what you are talking about.
Example: Ooshkies! I love cake.
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oosoom:
Out
Of Sight, Out Of Mind.
Used to describe someone who is bad at keeping in
touch with friends.
Example: Fred has become an OOSOOM guy
since he got that new job. OR
Ever since I moved the west coast, I've been
OOSOOM about my old friends back home.
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oot:
A
fictional part of your body in your stomach that
you can remove and snack on if you are hungry.
origin: began as my attempted description of a
sound made by many in the throat that could not
be made by me.
Example: Joel won't stop touching me in
the oot. I think he's gay.
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Ooteedee:
Exclamation
(positive) taken from _Star Wars_. Jawaa`s that
can be used in any weird situation.
Example: You look like Han Solo in that
outfit, total Ooteedee!
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open
up a can: Short
for open up a can of whoopass. Refers to beating
someone up.
Example: You'd better be careful, 'cause
I'm about to open up a can.
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operate:
To
be involved in the production of an opera,
especially in a non-stage role.
Example: Hey Matt, are you on break? Yeah,
we're done operating for the moment
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Operationalize:
(v)
To implement a business process change so that it
becomes a part of Standard Operating Procedure
(SOP).
Derivatives include (adj) operationalistic, (n)
operationalist, (n) operationalization.
Example: How should we operationalize our
change to widget production procedures?
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opportunivore:
An
individual who consumes every available
oppourtunity that comes their way.
Example: His nature as an opportunivore
was to hit on every girl he saw.
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oprahism:
A
religion based on the worship of Oprah and strict
adherence to her words.
Example: I wish he would have chosen a
more mainstream religion, like voodoo or
oprahism. - Futurama
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optical
interrupt: A
sight that will get your attention no matter what
you are doing.
Example: I was just minding my own
business, sitting at the bar drinking a draft,
and then this optical interrupt walked in.
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optical-delusion:
The
alcohol-induced, psycho-physiological response
that causes slightly built, drunk men to believe
that they can take anyone in the room.
Example: After six shots of Jack Daniels
his optical-delusion was so bad he picked a fight
with a middle linebacker for the Rams. Bad move,
Chris.
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optirectalitis:
Generally,
having a bad attitude about life because of being
self-centered. Specifically, having a bad outlook
on life because you have your head up your
rectum.
Example: You have been in such a bad mood
lately you must be suffering from optirectalitis.
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Optisize:
An
object's perfect size; to adjust the size of
something.
Example: The shrub being planted was far
too large for the hole,
leading me to optisize the hole to make the shrub
fit.
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optologous:
Having
the ability to see by way of corrective lenses.
Example: When I put my glasses on, I
become optologous.
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OR-8:
All
right - northern accent required for the eight
syllable All-reyt
Example: OR-8 pal.
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oranganotic:
Person
who has a fetish for oranges
Example: That oranganotic bought a ton of
oranges.
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orangular:
Having
the general shape, color, texture, or appearance
of an orange
Example: The elderly gentleman was missing
several teeth and had an orangular nose.
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orblitz:
An
orblitz is a popup campaign by a firm named
Orbitz.
Example: Weather Underground
(wunderground.com) offers service without orblitz
for a humble five dollars a year.
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orch
dork: Equivalent
of band geek for those who participate in
orchestra.
Example: I'm sick of your superior
attitude, you cello-toting orch dork.
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organ
donor: an
accident victim that is still alive but not for
long.
Example: 1st person, how's your patient?,
2nd person, he's an organ donor
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organize:
To
play the organ.
Example: That was lovely organizing at
church.
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Organsion:
A
very large and expansive organization.
Example: Sally works as an IT consultant
for an international organsion.
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Orgeo:
Eating
so many Oreo's that you gain a euphoric state.
Example: After losing her boyfriend, she
decided to have an orgeo to lessen the pain.
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oriyenta:
The
female offspring of an Asian married to a Jew.
Example: Help!
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ornamentalia:
Reproductive
organs tatooed, bejeweled, pierced or otherwise
accessorized such that their primary function is
now as a display case.
Example: That guy's ornamentalia had more
gold than the Aztecs.
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ort:
An
embarrassing piece of food stuck between your
front teeth.
Example: You have an ort. I'll provide a
distraction.
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osity:
Suffix--implying
the quality of the word it is appended to, or a
skill regarding it.
Example: A masterful player of the game
Scrabble could be referred to as having
Scrabbleosity.
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osmyrrah:
A
pleasing collection of fragrances (as told to me
by Jan Nielsen per an unknown man from Colorado.)
Example: She laid her cheek against his
silken, black hair and breathed in his osmyrrah
of spun sugar and smoldering fire.
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ossifer:
What
a man or woman of the law is to someone who has
been drinking.
Example: Of course I would never dream of
drinking and driving, ossifer. (hic)
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osteopornosis:
A
degenerative disease. (From the Washington Post
Style Invitational, 1999)
Example: If you spend most of your time on
the web searching for dirty pictures, you might
have osteopornosis.
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otaku:
Person
who really**3 is hooked on Japanese comics.
Example: She can't stop reading those
Ranma 1/2 issues. She's a real otaku.
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otherelse:
If
not, then.
Example: Eat your veggies; otherelse
you'll get no pie.
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otherwisenthat:
It's
another way of saying otherwise or if we don't do
this... People from Maine seem to use this.
Example: We'd better get gas right now;
otherwisenthat, we'll have to walk.
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otick:
noun
thing who's name currently escapes you.
Example: Please hand me
the...the...the...otick.
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ott:
Over
the top--something that is overdone,
over-expressed. Can be positive or negative
depending on circumstance.
Example: Look at that guy's car; that is
so ott!
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ottmar:
The
New Age Southwestern style acoustic guitar music
that stores and resturants use as background
music over the PA system. The word is derived
from Ottmar Liebert, whose music it likely is.
Example: The bird seed supply changed to
some pleasant ottmar and saw sales go up.
At dinner with his wife, the ottmar set the mood.
Argh ottmar! This store won't have shotgun
shells.
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out
of one's catapult: Out
of one's mind.
Example: You're out of your catapult,
Madam.
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out
of one's lizard: Out
of one's mind.
Example: He's out of his lizard.
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out-templed:
A
condition often experienced by travellers in Asia
in which one 11th century masterpiece of Buddhist
architecture begins to look like the next. A
similar condition among those traipsing around
Europe is known by the acronym NABC or Not
Another Bloody Cathedral.
Example: Day 16: The others are going on
to see Wat Phra Yai, but I'm out-templed. I plan
to spend the day here at the beach.
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Out-the-Bay:
Something
cool. Northern California only. Bay meaning the
Bay Area.
Example: Check out my new kicks. They're
out-the-Bay.
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outdacan:
Completely
unoriginal.
Think people who buy cranberry relish in cans at
Christmastime and dump it out of the can
onto the plate--can indentations and all--without
even trying to mix it up and make it look like it
was homemade.
Example: I'm getting sick of seeing
everyone wearing Abercrombie and Fitch. That look
is so outdacan.
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outdacious:
Outrageous,
impertinent.
Example: What an outdacious suggestion.
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outHatch:
To
outscheme or out plan someone, even when it's
obvious you're doing it.
Example: Tina outHatched 'em all in
Survivor II, even though they were all merrily
hatching away.
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Outness:
Slang
for I'm going or goodbye. Usually found after the
word peace.
Example: I'm bout to roll solo. Peace.
Outness.
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outrance:
An
exit. The opposite of entrance.
Example: When we left Target, we went
through the outrance.
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outsert:
the
opposite of insert.
Example: when asked how long my cooking
spoon was, i had to outsert my mind from the
gutter to give a non-sexual answer.
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outside-the-box:
Really
weird or strange.
Example: Lauryn, you are outside-the-box!
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outstounding:
So
outstanding that it is astounding. Alternative to
'excellent' (Bill and Tedded to death) or the
long-overused 'awesome.'
Example: The opening act was pretty good
but the main act was outstounding
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outsubordinate:
Going
over the top in trying to please the boss; the
opposite of insubordinate, e.g.. brown-nosing
Example: There goes the outsubordinate
pencil-neck now with the boss's coffee and
donuts.
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outtie:
To
leave, or dismiss ones self
Example: Before Chloe left the party she
told her friends I'm outtie.
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Outtie
fivethoutie: In
reference to the Audi 5000, means to leave
quickly
Example: This party's dead, I'm outtie
fivethoutie
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outwiggers:
The
outward supports on a structure used to stablize
something.
Example: What are those for? They're the
outwiggers. They help stablize the building.
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Ovarian
Beamacide: Legal
term for the vaporizing of a male spouse by the
female spouse utilizing her
Ovarian Beam-O-Death.
It is a particle beam emitted from the female's
forehead with the force of 99 gazillion
atmospheres delivered on the target male at six
time the speed of a teenager answering
a telephone.
Usually happens when a noisy male tries to sneak
into the couple's abode too late.
No female has ever been prosecuted for this.
Only known prevention of Ovarian Beamacide is for
the male to have his genitals
removed and thrown into the Mariana Trench.
The Ovarian Beam-O-Death is only active for the
five days leading up to the onset of menses.
Example: Ken is missing and Lisa is
suspected of Ovarian Beamacide.
Only his Hiroshima blast shadow was left on the
kitchen wall.
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ovenate:
When
you cook something and you use the oven part of a
toaster oven, not the toaster part.
Example: Kate toasted her bread and is now
ovenating her french fries.
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over-refreshed:
Drunk.
Example: The dinner was fine even though
the guest of honor was over-refreshed.
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overbove:
opposite
of underneath,
Example: the glass is on the shelf
overbove your head
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overbyte:
To
spend so much time on the Internet that you glaze
over.
Example: Broadband users become so
enthralled with their fast connections that many
overbyte within the first week.
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overcarrol:
(Of
science popularisers.) To unhelpfully or
excessively use the works of Lewis Carroll as an
analogy for particle physics weirdness.
Example: Good book? Yeah, but a bit of
overcarrolling in the later chapters.
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Overcome:
When
someone has passed out or required
hospitalisation as the result of adult
activities.
Example: What happened to Dan? He
overcame.
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overcommasize:
To
use too many commas, in a section of speech, or
writing.
Example: Elaine tends to frequently
overcommasize, her papers.
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overexaggerate:
To
exaggerate something to an excessive degree.
Example: As impossible as it may seem, the
comic strip overexaggerated the person's
stupidity.
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Overhung:
The
state of having an hangover.
Example: Sam was so overhung that morning
that he didn't recognise his girlfriend.
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overloaded:
To
be too rich or wealthy; to have more money then
you know what to do with.
Example: Bob? Following last month's
bonus, he's ain't just loaded, he's overloaded.
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overly
pre-emptive: One
quick to judge people.
Example: John, you are so damn overly
pre-emptive. Let him finish what he has to say,
then jump on him.
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overneath:
Opposite
of underneath.
Example: The flat overneath us will be
vacated Monday.
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overshare:
Giving
out more information than necessary - sharing an
experience to the point of
embarrassing/disgusting the listener(s)
Example: So that's when my mom told me
about her first sexual experience. - Whoa Bob.
Stop right there - overshare.
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ovid:
Lowercase
spelling. Describes the period of time after you
come down from a sugar rush,
feeling deflated, worn out, vibrating, slight
headache.
Example: Maria and Peter felt completely
ovid after downing six boxes of marshmallow
bunnies.
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ovident:
Hybrid
of evident and obvious, which makes it twice as
strong in a put-down.
Example: It is painfully ovident that you
are indeed a pilark.
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owl-eyes:
To
glare at someone through narrowed eyed. Comes
from _The Onion's_ banner headline Wwls are
assholes.
Example: Ma, he's making owl-eyes at me!
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Own:
Cool;
fascinating; something that you are fond of.
Example: Having no homework this week
would really own.
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oxygen
thief: An
utterly worthless person, without redeeming
qualities of any kind.
Example: Gordon, you're no more than an
oxygen thief.
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oy:
a
verbally expressed sigh
Example: Dan: Joan, your roommate once
again managed to set your closet on fire.
Joan: Oy...
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oy
vay: It
comes from a language called Yiddish which was
spoken by European Jews.
It is a mixture of Hebrew, German and various
Slavic languages.
Prior to WWII about eleven million people spoke
Yiddish;
newspapers and books were published in the
language, and there was Yiddish theater in
Europe,
the United States and Latin America.
Oy! can mean any number of things, depending on
the context and the way it is said.
It can express both dejection and joy; ecstasy
and horror.
Oy Vay literally means oh pain, but it is often
used to express just the opposite. A
book entitled The Joys of Yiddish by Leo Rosten
lists 29 ways the expression Oy! can be used.
Example: They did what to the network? Oy
vay!
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oy
vey: Standard
Jewish expression of exasperation, frustration,
annoyance, sympathy.
Example: Did you see that guy at the bar?
He wouldn't leave me alone all night.
Oy vey, what a loser.
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oye:
A
word used during suprising moments.
Example: Oye! Your mom is posing nude on
the internet.
Oye!, this beer is bad.
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oyster
(oister): One
who uses many Jewish or Yiddish words or
expressions as part of everyday speech,
but may or may not be Jewish.
Example: Did you hear her talking about
the gefilte fish? She's such an oyster!
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Oztrailya:
Where
Americans think Aussies are from.
Example: For our holiday we went to
Oztrailya.
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Ozzified:
1.
Something with Ozzy Osbourne paraphernalia all
over it.
2. Someone who has become a fan of Ozzy,
especially after not being very familiar with
him.
Example: After painting it black,
airbrushing the cover photo from Bark at the
Moon, putting Sabbath bumper stickers on it, and
getting OZZY 666 as a vanity plate, Jim's truck
was certainly Ozzified.
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ozzy:
Often
refering to a very big person.
Example: That guy is definitely an
ozzie--he's huge!
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