b: Alternative used in place of a friend's name.
Example: What's up b?

b'cept: Bersept. But except--joined. Thanks to Natalie for this word.
Example: I was going to go to the beach b'cept the forecast called for rain.

b'oh: a term derived from a specific simpsons episode, it is literally used in failure to remember the word d'oh. Common usage occurs when schooling selfappointed simpso-philes, overquoters or just to be different. used in same context as d'oh.
Example: A) did you see that simspsons episode last night?
B) b'oh. no, i forget to get work off last night.

b'shower: That annoying cross between a bathtub and a shower. Why can't it make up its mind?
Example: I hate the b'shower--the floor is always so slippery that I'm afraid I'll fall and break my hip.

b'wamber: But remember.
Example: Older sibling to younger sibling, I'm going out with my friends. See you later.
Younger sibling, B'wamber, Mum said you had to take me with you.

B-list: A list containing those who did not quite make the top list, which is the A-list
Example: The term B-list makes the B-list.
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B-team: Inferior group. A sarcastic way to tell people they suck.
Example: I'm singularly unimpressed. That wasn't amazing. You should be on the A-team.

b.i.t.: Bitch In Training. Preteen or teenage female with way too much attitude.
Example: God, my kid sister has become a B.I.T. since she turned thirteen.

Ba: An explosive form of goodbye, when in a hurry, and wishing to have the last word. (There is no come-back to Ba.)
Example: eg.See ya. See ya. I've got to go. Yep, see ya. BA!

baa: Bad. Not good.
Example: Baa, no more tofu.

babble fish: A fish that translates any spoken language into a language that the person possessing the fish can understand.
Example: To understand the Vogons, you'll have to have a babble fish in your ear. (For those who think this should be spelled babelfish or babel fish or BabelFish or Babel Fish--guti. Douglas Adams (who died May 11, 2001) would probably have appreciated the whimsy of randomly using alternative spellings.)

babblescent: A pre-teen or adolescent based on the characteristic behaviors of such young people--they are always talking.
Example: In my 8th grade class, the babblescents could not settle down.
They continued talking and giggling long after the bell rang.

babbling ram: A verbal technique used to suppress opposition by using forceful, senseless babbling.
Example: Eric never answered my question, but after his babbling ram, I wasn't curious anymore.

babe ratio: The ratio of babes to total women present in any gathering, expressed as a percentage. If two women are there, and only one is a babe, the babe ratio is 50.
Example: The babe ratio at the mall is approaching 99 today.

babelicious: Physically attractive to a high degree.
Example: Jeff noted that the new girl, Jessica, was babelicious.

Babu: No. From the Central African language of Hausa.
Example: Q: Would you like some toad eye soup? A: Babu.

bacachopam: General term for red meat or livestock used for red meat (ie. ham, pork, beef; pigs, cows).
Example: Enough with the greenery, let's have at the bacachopam.

back: Bar room slang for a chaser.
Example: I'll have whisky neat with a beer back.

back button panic: The spasmodic, uncoordinated movements you make when you're surfing porn on the Net and you realise that somebody is standing behind you and can see what you're doing...
Example: I'd've managed to click out of weirdogirl.com before Mom saw anything if it hadn't been for back button panic.

back drill: Anything really boring.
Example: Camping out waiting for tickets must have been a back drill.

back spackle: The dirt, mud, and other gunk that accumulates on the back of your shirt or jacket when you ride a bike on a wet or muddy surface.
Example: Joe kicked up a lot of back spackle when he rode his mountain bike through the muddy puddle.

back-asswards: doing something in the most ridiculously wrong order.
Example: No one would give Stu any critical projects because he does everything back-asswards.

backatcha: A reply to a sent message.
Example: Backatcha. Thanks so much for sending that bad news.

backblog: (n,v) Overflow of incidents you intend to write about on your weblog/diary.
Example: I've been meaning to write about my last five dates, but I have to work through my backblog.

backbruiser: a paticularly uncomfotable chair. A chair with a hard back.
Example: The backbruisers in the school make it very hard to sleep through class.

Backlist: To back to an earlier part of a conversation and repeat that part.
Example: Hey, backlist for a minute. What about Jenny?

backne: Acne on one's back and shoulders.
Example: Ewww! Ben's backne was so gross!

backognize: To recognize from behind; to correctly identify someone, having only seen her back.
Example: I backognized Richard Simmons on Broadway the other day.

backseatwards: The direction you face when you sit in a station wagon's very back seat.
Example: Aww, Ma, you know I get nauseated when I sit backseatwards.

bacne: (BAK-nee) Acne covering a person's back
Example: She should not be wearing that shirt with her bacne.

bacon bit: Derogatory term for a security guard.
Example: The mall bacon bits are too afraid of the gangs to try to stop them.

bacon cruiser: Police car.
Example: Don't speed through that section of the highway. There's usually a bacon cruiser under the bridge.

baconhammer: A Canadian--from the fact that Canadian bacon is really just ham.
Example: Generally, nobody has a problem with baconhammers, but people like Celine Dion are an exception.

Bad: Extremely good, awesome.
Example: That's one bad car you've got there.

bad hair day: A day when everything goes wrong--except for the hair on the left of your part.
Example: I had a nightmare last night that I was Don King. I think I'm in for a bad hair day.

bad larry: Impresive.
Example: That's one bad larry of a website.

Look at the size of that bad Larry! It's like an orange on a toothpick.

bad wheel: Injured or sore foot or ankle
Example: You look like you're limping a little. Bad wheel?

bad-lib: Changing what was going to be a curse word into an acceptable word right before saying it.
Example: Realizing she was in church when she stubbed her toe, Susan quickly bad-libbed and said Oh, sugar.

badakalistical: Having qualities beyond the usual adjectives, possessing qualities of multiple positive adjectives.
Example: The preview shots of the Matrix sequel in Cinefantastique are badakalistical.

badass: Something or someone that is just too good for their own good.
Example: I wouldn't wanna mess with badass Chuck Norris

baddo: An exclamation of surprise or joy, derived at age 6 from playground banter during the height of the word bad meaning good...circa 1982.
Example: I can pop a wheelie--it's baddo!

Obi-Wan has a blue lightsaber, that's baddo!

badge: (v) To be an off-duty police officer and flash one's badge to get out of a traffic ticket.
Example: I got pulled over last night, but I just badged 'em and got off.

badify: To take something that is already terribly bad and make it worse.
Example: I have been badified by The Angel of Death.

badillectomy: Removing the bad from the pseudodictionary.
Not necessarily bad words, but also bad spellings, grammar, punctuation, and so forth.
Not bowdlerizing the pd--but getting rid of lame, trashy, and unentertaining words that don't meet the guidelines;
duplicates; already existing words; words with no explanatory examples; and words with a description that has nothing to do with the example given.
Example: Time to go through the pseudodictionary and perform a badillectomy.

baditude: Bad attitude.
Example: The new guy has a baditude.

baditude: A good attitude. Composed of bad in the sense of good, plus the -itude part of attitude.
Example: I don't care what anyone says, I love your baditude.

With that baditude, she'll do fine here.

badookadunk: A phat ass.
Example: James: Mark, look at that badookadunk. Mark: You're right. She's got a nice ass.

badoonka: Longish drum roll played on high-tuned tom-toms,
usually at the beginning of a bombastic bridge in a Heavy Metal or Adult Contemporary Song.
Example: Bert: Ernie, do you remember the notation for scoring a badoonka?

badow: Usually used in excitement. When you win something such as a bet.
Example: (Josh just proved Tony wrong) Josh: Badow!

bafflegab: Meaningless talk, often meant to impress the ignorant or conceal the truth.
Example: His sales-pitch was pure bafflegab.

bafflegarb: This is the english wording politicians use to smear over an important issue. They BAFFLE us with GARBAGE!
Example: use your own examples. You can find them coming out of their mouths daily.

Bag: A slightly promiscuous person, one still endearing in a nasty sort of way.
Example: No doubt about it, Tracy is definitely bag.

Bag Fries: The french fries that fall out of the individual containers, and collect at the bottom of the larger bag.
Example: A: I call bag fries!
B: No way, I drove here, and driver always gets bag fries. It's a rule common to all civilized nations.

bag of spanners: really ugly
Example: She has a face like a bag of spanners

bagel-logic: (noun) circular logic with a big hole in the middle
a.k.a donut logic
Example: Emanuel Kant is an expert in the use of bagel-logic.

bageling: The act of eating a bagel OR something really really cool.
Example: Those shoes are bageling.

bagels: Used instead of cursing.
Example: 1. Holy bagels!
2. Oh, my bagels.

baggapple: Used when you stub your toe or hurt yourself. Scream this in place of a curse word.
Example: Baggapple, I just hurt my finger hammering.

bagmata: The red marks you get on the palms of your hands from carrying heavy plastic bags.
Example: I carried these heavy bags of groceries all the way out to the car. Now I've got bagmata.

bah: a word used to describe when something is bad
Example: Bah! My hair looks horrible today!

bahoozle: Jerk, fool, moron-- an irritating person
Example: That bahoozle just took my parking space.

bailski: 1) to leave somewhere you dont want to be 2) to take a major fall
Example: 1) guys this is boring lets bailski 2) Oh man he took a harsh bailski

baint: The worst most vile, gross thing you can possibly imagine.
Example: Ugh...did you see that?That was baint.

bairn: Scottish expression: a small child.
Example: I havn't been back to Scotland since I was but a wee bairn.

bait shop: 1. A place or gathering where there are many people to whom you are physically attracted.
However, you will only be thwarted in all attempts to convince any of these people into a physical
relationship. Consequently you will return home alone and fantasize about the people.
2. A strip club or a Hooter's restaurant.
Example: Dianne: Lets go to that beach with all of the hot guys.
Mary: That's just a bait shop, all those guys are gay.

Billy: That sorority PapaMikeSierra is having a party!
Jack: Unless you are a frat-boy with a Porsche, it's a bait shop.

baja: (v) Going over hills or dunes of sand at high speeds.
Example: That car is baja-ing like crazy.

baka: (adj) Stupid, idiotic, foolish. (n) A stupid or foolish person. From the Japanese baka, or foolish. Used mainly for comedic effect.
Example: My little brother is a baka.

baking donuts: To go out and make money.
Going to work.
Earn your living with a job.
Taken from Mark Leyner's novel _Et Tu Babe_
Example: Q: What you doing tonight?
A: Bakin' donuts.

bald hair day: A day when nothing goes at all, except your hair. See bad hair day.
Example: I've been tearing my hair out all week--and now I am having a bald hair day.

Baldwin: A really good looking guy.
Example: The new guy in my math class is a Baldwin!

ball-breaker: (adj) Pushy, irritating, or just plain bothersome. Said especially of a female boss.
Example: My boss is really being a ball-breaker today.

Baller: 1) One who is at the top of his/her game. 2) A person who has a lot of money or material possesions
Example: Look at the ride he drove up in, he's a baller!

Ballhitow: Used in golf when someone is hit in the head by a golf ball by another player.
Example: I was golfing yesterday, and I got ballhitow!

balling: Walking quickly with no intention of stopping to chat.
Example: Look at him balling down the hall like he's got some place to go.

ballitician: An adjective used to describe a person who is half baller and half politician.
Or a person who can make nice with the ladies but also has some right ideas. See: Bill Clinton.
Example: That guy is neck deep in ladies and still has the time to kick it with his peeps. What a ballitician.

balljazz: The odourous sticky brown crap picked off the rollers when you've finally decided that it's high time to clean your mouse cos you can't click straight. Although its chemical makeup remains a mystery despite billions of dollars being poured into analysis in Silicon Valley, it is believed to be non-toxic and edible.
Example: Christ, I've got anough balljazz here to stuff a pillow!

balloon-head: someone with an overinflated ego, a fat head
Example: hey balloon-head, Noah built the ark, not Moses

balloonistic: Ego over-inflated to the point of becoming airborne.
Example: When Bill Gates defied congress, he really went balloonistic.

ballpark accurate: More or less accurate, plus or minus quite a few standard deviations.
Example: It will affect a million customers-- but that's only ballpark accurate.

balls: It's an old wives' tale that testicles can be used to measure hot temperatures to within a few degrees. Hot as balls is around 100 degrees Fahrenheit; hotter than balls is anything hotter. (See witch's tit.)
Example: South Carolina in the summer is hotter than balls.

balls out: At maximum possible speed. Derived from operation of a mechanical governor on a steam engine, where a shaft spun two opposing balls. When maximum speed was set, the balls rotated in their greatest radius.
Example: We're so late on delivering on the Hiphip Project we need to go balls out--so we'll start with an all-nighter. [ED. Any idea of the etymology of balls to the wall, which means essentially the same.]

balls to the wall: At full speed. Early jet-age expression referring to the bakelite balls on the top of a aircraft throttle. To push the same towards the firewall of the aircraft and go at maximum speed.
Example: We needed to make up time on the red-eye to LAX so we went balls to the wall from Phoenix onwards.

bally: You can place it almost anywhere in a sentence for emphasis.
Example: That movie was abso-bally-loutely amazing! OR That leaf is bally weird!

balmuto: Old.
Example: Of course that Rembrandt is balmuto. He's been dead for centuries!

BAM!: a word used to excite someone or throw them off guard. comes from the TV show In Living Color.
Example: Check out this demo tape and ...BAM! We got it going on!

bambosol: like when you go somewhere and you did not have fun are was weak its bambosol
Example: that party we went to was bambosol

bamming: Amazing, increadible, highly interesting and different from the rest.
Example: Did you see that bamming painting?

bamshmer: An inside term to refer to attractive girls without being obvious.
It was originally derived from people trying to say the word pussy as distorted as humanly possible,
and that was the one that was so far removed it made people laugh.
Example: There's some good bamshmer over there.

ban: To get hit really hard, especially by a car, train, or other vehicle.
Example: Flyers center Eric Lindros got banned by New Jersey defenseman Scott Stevens
and he didn't recover for nearly six months.

banalysis: Combinaton of the words banal and analysis. Banalysis is explanation of the obvious, ususally in a manner of presumed importance. For example, if someone tells you stocks are rising because investors are buying, that's banalysis.
Example: Cory's going to present some more banalysis at the meeting on Tuesday.

BANANA: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody, which is much stronger than NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard). I first saw this in an article in _The Economist_. The piece was about California and its electricity supply problems, and included the pertinent observation that no new power stations were being planned there, let alone built. The reason? Its citizens and lobby groups have prevented such developments.
Example: California has become a BANANA state.

banana fritters: Slang for frustrated, comes from my friend's saying frustitated
and me for some reason thinking banana fritters every time she said it.
Example: I'm getting really Banana frittered

bananectomy: The careful removal with a knife of the dark spots on a banana to make it edible.
Example: Hold on, I'll get you the banana! Just have to perform a quick bananectomy here.

bananna: crazy people... people that act strangely or are just down right stupid funny
Example: (Kyle just said the dumbest thing ever) Kyle! You're such a bananna!

banano-second: A very short time frame, as in the length of time it takes for bananas to go from ripe to rotten.
Example: Your computer will be cutting edge for about a banano-second.

bance: A contraction of being and since.
Example: Bance you're going to the store, bring me back a candy bar.

banchitive: Adj. from the noun, banchilitarianism
(also coined by my Dad, Larry Fitzgerald)
which describes someone who believes in or practices being contradictory;
so it means, being argumentative, contrary, or contradictory; also, one who whines or complains often.
Example: Oh, Louise, don't be so banchitive.

band-aid gruck: The grey-black sticky residue that forms around the perimeter of a band-aid that's been stuck to the skin for too long.
Band-aid gruck often lingers after the band-aid has been removed, and it indicates where the band-aid once resided.
Example: I have band-aid gruck on my knee because I left the band-aid on so long. It'll take days for it to wear off.

bandwidth: a person's ability to take on additional work
Example: sorry Bob, I can't do that for you - no bandwidth

Bandwidth Junkie: 1. A person who is so concerned about getting her illegal mp3's a whole 30 seconds faster that she
will cancel all other downloaders. 2. Someone who becomes irritable about upload or download times because
she has been desensitized from 56k modem speed.
Example: 2 kb/s isn't that bad. Stop being a bandwidth junkie.

bang: To make a turn, usually in a car, especially in Boston.
Example: Bang a left up here by the Star Market.

banga: Someone that is down, hip, and with it.
Example: K: He was such a banga! M: I agree, he was pretty cool.

bangalowe: Australian slang for receiving a 'shot to the twins.
Example: Krikey! That croc just swung its tail and gave me a good 'ol fashioned bangalowe.

banger: (n) A kiss.
Example: Gimme a banger.

banger: British expression: a sausage.
Example: Bangers and mash is my favorite British meal.

bangin': Very kewl or good
Example: That shirt is bangin'.

banging like an 8-0-8: Sexy in every sense of the word. It's been used in Beastie Boy and Beck songs. Just plain 8-0-8 can be used, too.
Example: She's looking like a hot date, selling lots of real estate, feeling like jail bait, banging like an 8-0-8.... Beck, Hollywood Freaks.

banglers: Those jingly metal bracelets that bounce noisily on the keyboard and
desk when attempting to write and type but are extremely fashionable.
Example: My banglers won't stop wacking into the spacebar!

bangry: A state of mind just slightly past angry when you begin to bang things.
Example: The other night at the pub I got bangry when the bartender cut me off.

banishio: Say this when you are throwing something.
Example: He threw the ball and said banishio.

bank: Money, usually in large quantities.
Example: Ryan is setting himself up for a home invasion. Word's on the street that he has a bank in his apartment.

bankruptikated: An adjective to desribe a person so undesirable that the only comparison that does her
justice is to the present economic status of Russia.
Example: Did you see Fitzwelda rollin' in them stretch pants? She was so bankruptikated.

Bannock slap: A full open handed slap, as in the kind used to knead bread
Example: Be good Rupert, or mamma'll give you a bannock slap.

bansh: To move with considerable speed and destructiveness. (From my stepbrother Garrett, supposedly originating in Salinas, CA.)
Example: 1. In Crazy Taxi (© Sega 1999, 2000) the only way to get any considerable amount of money is to bansh around everywhere.
2. That night, Garrett went banshing around in the fields behind his house. His car got stuck.

banurpulate: The only reason this word exists is that it sounds like what it means: to change, rearrange, fiddle with, alter with the (vague) hope of correcting a problem.
Example: Can't get the VCR to work, eh? Lemme see that remote, I'll just banurpulate the channel settings a bit.

BAPS: Blame Allocation and Persecution System.
Also known as configuration managemenent/traceability strategy.
Refers to a method of looking up who caused a particular problem and providing evidence with
which to humiliate said person(s).
Example: Chris said he never touched the printing code, but according to BAPS he broke it on the 24th.

Bapticostal: A person with mixed religous backgrounds, specifically of Baptist and Pentecostal origins.
Example: In the black church We got the Baptists, we got the Pentecostals then you have the Bapticostals!

bar wallet: The proliferation of one dollar bills that is the usual result of a night out on the town.
Example: I'll get the tip. I've got plenty of ones--bar wallet from last night.

barbarian method: To fix an imperfection of mechanical nature using brute force--i.e., a hammer. See the tool.
Example: We were surprised at his speed repairing the car using the barbarian method.

barbecue: (n) 1. Toilet paper. The honest-to-God's truth: Earlier today my wife and I were driving around. I needed to stop by a branch of our bank to make a deposit. I said, I'll go to the bank at Wal-Mart.... I need to pick up some barbecue. She gave me a puzzled look and asked, Barbecue? I said, I have no idea why I said 'barbecue.' I meant to say 'toilet paper.' I must have just read a sign that said 'barbecue.' Oh well, I'll just add 'barbecue' to the pseudodictionary today and give it the meaning 'toilet paper.' Then what I said makes sense.
2. (n) A non sequitur. (v) To barbecue is to produce a non sequitur orally or in writing.
Example: You submit a word to the pseudodictionary. After receiving your email notification from Paul and Garret that your word has been added, you click on the link to surf to the site, you're filled with anticipation--you know the thrill you'll experience when you see your word...your description!...your example!!...in an online dictionary!!! You think, ohmigod! i'll be famous! (Many of the pseudodoctrinati think in lower case. Paul McFedries of www.logophilia.com might refer to them as shiftless thinkers.) Then, 'Ello, this isn't the example I submitted! It's been pseudoctrinated!! Asshole editor!!! You then send an email, asking the editor why he changed what you wrote--perhaps even *demanding* that he tell you why he changed your artful use of language. A response you might get follows the ////////// below. Other ways the editor may use barbecue: (1) Barbecue. This is the editor's shorthand response for I don't know. My brain must have left the building before I did. (2) Barbecue? The always polite Damned if I know why I changed it. Did your brain perhaps leave the building before you did? I know that happens to me the BFOer I get. Are you sure you wrote what you think you did? OR (appearing in your entry when it's added) Is this what you meant to say? It looks to me as if it may be a non sequitur. (3) Flame the editor? Barbecue! will mean something like Fuck you...and the horse you rode in on or Go set *yourself* on fire. That is to say, in no uncertain terms, the editor is not going to antagonize his wife and get into arguments with her about his wasting his time arguing with you. He's far too wily for that. Also too BFO. ////////// I don't know why I had difficulty understanding it. Everything else you sent in was very clear. Maybe your original example had a barbecue in it? OR Did you barbecue your description? Your example?

Barbofski: Huge mustaches or people that wear them.
Example: You know the stocker over at K-Mart? You know, that dude with the barbofski and worn-out leather jacket.

bard: Something bad, or not good.
Example: _Dawson's Creek_ is bard.

barf lies: When you have overindulged in alcoholic beverages and, between conversations with the white queen, you tell yourself or anyone else who will listen that you'll never do this again. Word derived from my clever insertion of a space into barflies.
Example: Ed: I thought you said you'd never drink whiskey again. Ted: No, that was just barf lies.

barfogenic: That which causes one to regurgitate--sickening, nauseating.

Example: A movie about murder can be detailed and even graphic without being barfogenic.

barfulous: adj., Said of something that would make someone barf (or be violently sick).
Example: 1. The girls living next door to me thought that the flattened squirrel in our road was truly barfulous.

2. Alice: Look! I've got tapeworms!
Bob: Barfulous.

bargainista: A really great bargain.
Example: The turquoise and black holstein print jacket from the 12 Dollar Store was a bargainista.

bargle: (v) To nearly vomit, but not quite; halfway between burping and barfing.
(n) The substance one nearly vomits.
Example: That little hole-in-the-wall seemed like a good place for lunch, but now I'm bargling. Their bargle doesn't even remind me of lunch. It's the nastiest bargle I've ever bargled.

bargle nawdle zouss: Singing, which is especially hard to do with marbles in one's mouth. From Weird Al's Smells Like Nirvana.
Example: It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.

bark second: when a vehicle barks its tires when shifting from first to second gear.
Example:

Barkie Bag: Doggie bag that you bring home from a restaurant for your pooch or some other animal.
Example: I brought a barkie bag home for Roscoe.

Barkscaping: Using barkdust everywhere in a yard to avoid maintenance or visual interest.
Example: The barkscaping around the building drains it of all character.

barley pop: A beer.
Example: Hey, son, throw me another barley pop.

Barnesology: Living the good life; the art or science of getting by on as little work or effort as possible.


Example: Getting the free upgrade to the big chair on the flight was the ultimate in Barnesology.

barney: A totally plain ordinary or otherwise unremarkable male.
Example: I don't know where she meets these barneys!

barney: Fight. British English colloquialism.
Example: Let's get out of here - I don't want to get dragged into a barney with them.

Barney: To be in trouble
Example: If we get caught, we're in serious Barney.

Barney: A police officer or police cruiser, from Barney Fife of _The Andy Griffith Show_.
Example: Slow down, I see a Barney up ahead.

barney fifedom: In a large organization, a small department run in an authoritarian fashion by an incompetent manager.
Example: It's a pain to get internet access, because that's Kevin's barney fifedom, and you know what a stickler for rules he is.

Barney it down: To simplify an explanation, as if to be understandable to Barney's audience. Generally involves removing any technical details.
Example: (1). I explained the difference between switches and hubs to the V.P. of Finance, but I had to Barney it down quite a bit.
(2) Harry Koenig Barnied down his report, starting out with A diode is a very simple and interesting device.

barophylos: A person whose greatest pleasure is to spend time in local pubs and bars.
Example: Robert is a real barophylos.

baroquish: Gaudy, distastefully ornate.
Example: She has a baroquish sense of style.

Barouga: Used when one is bored, either in general or of the topic being discussed. A prompt to move on to something more exciting.
Example: Bert: And then I went into my room.
Ernie: Barouga.

Person one: oh, okay, next topic.

barred: to be rejected in a conversation, to make a fool of yourself in aconversation.
Example: jane barred herself
you just got barred

barrelassin: driving or moving really fast in a vehicle
Example: Jillian was in such a hurry, that she was barrelassin down Bayshore Boulevard.

barried: Drunk.
Example: We were barried

Barry: Rhyming slang for a bad day. Taken from 'famous' Aussie singer Barry Crocker. Barry Crocker - shocker
Example: How's your day been?
I'm having a Barry

base: (adj) Something good. Use base instead of cool.
Example: A: Just got the new Radiohead album. B. Base.

Basement: base·ment (bas'mnt) ADJ. 1.Substandard or unacceptable. 2.Lame; Not cool or funny. 3.Simple minded or foolish.
Example: The food and service at the restaurant was so basement the group decided to eat and leave without paying.

bashment: Happening event; very hot party.
Example: I went to Tony's bashment last night.

basho'changeo: Weight loss course.
Example: You have tried every other course, so now you should take the Homer Simpson's basho'changeo course.

basic b flat: Average guy or girl.
Example: Did you see that guy? What guy? Exactly, basic b flat.

Basingstoke!: Calm down. Chill out. From the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta Ruddigore. Basingstoke! was an agreed-upon code word used on Mad Margaret whenever she was on the verge of going postal.

Example: Basingstoke!

bass-ackward: Reversed order, ass-backward.
Example: No, that isn't right. You have it all bass-ackward!

bassackwards: Totally screwed up; completely inept; botched beyond belief.
A variant of the expression back-asswards.
Example: No, no, no! As usual you've got the whole thing bassackwards.

Basserific: As wonderful as a bass (yes, we mean fish here), better than bass, describing bass, really really spiffy.
Example: My new car is basserific.

bast: Bastard. Often said with an accent.
Example: Jeff, you're a bast.

bastage: A word used in a sympathetic way.
Example: Bob.My girlfriend just ditched me.
Slim. Bastage.

bastages: Replacement for bastards, best said with a southern twang.
Example: They disconnected my cable. Those bastages.

Bastard Hat: An invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer, turning her into a bastard.
Example: What's the matter with them today? Dunno, they must be wearing the Bastard Hat.

basting my wheels: Pushing my limits.
Example: I'm warning you not to do it again; you're basting my wheels.

basting my wheels!: Annoying me, getting close to the edge. A warning that I am about to blow my top.
Example: I'm warning you, don't do it again. You're basting my wheels!

batata: A word commonly substituted for potato' in the midwest.
Example: S'good for ya. Got batatas in it.

bathroomy: Adjective describing someone who seems to use the restroom much more than the average person.
Example: We have to wait for you again? You are the bathroomiest person I know.

Batman: Taken from the first modern Batman movie (Keaton, Nicholson),
the word comes from an early scene where Batman, on a rooftop, introduces himself to a low-life.
It's the name you use when things are getting weird and you need to be someone else.
Like when you're pulled over for speeding.
When the officer approaches just say, I'm Batman.
Example: Boss: I've got an assignment for you to work on this weekend.
You: I'm Batman.

batos loco: Crazy bastard, completely wild.
Example: Chris is batos loco.

batos loco: Vato Loco = crazy guy in Spanish and refers to a gang member. There is no such slang word as batos unless you were referring to more than one vato. V and 'B are often confused in Spanish; varrio instead of 'barrio.
Example: Los vatos locos viven en las calles toda el pinche dia. The crazy guys stay in the streets all day.

batsurfaced: Having the surface covered with bats.
Example: She wheeled the old, batsurfaced, wooden spaceship around to face the wind.

battle: Short for battle buddy, another soldier who is by your side and guarding your back.
Also a friend who helps you out when needed.
Example: Thanks for stalling her while I got away, battle.
I don't know what I'd have done if I'd seen that psycho again.

baud: Superior, excellent, outstanding.
Example: Getting free beers at the bar is always baud.

bawa: Bottled water.
'Wa' came originally from some half-remembered scene in a movie about Helen Keller,
where she stuck her hand under a running faucet and uttered her first word: WwwaaAAaaaaAAAAhh!
'Bawa' was coined to differentiate between bottled water and plain ole water--which is, of course, 'tapwa'.
Example: Thirsty? We've got ice tea, tang, or bawa.

bayag: Brave, bravery, guts.
Example: A hundred-thirty pounds soaking wet, if he's that. And he stood up to that 5th degree black belt mongloid! Man's got bayag.

Bayside moment: When a situation happens that makes you feel like you stepped into the lame but great Saturday _Saved by the Bell_.
Example: When Laura and Jodie were acting serious about fighting over the same guy, they were having a Bayside moment.

bazeebas: Breakaway pants.
Example: I best drop my bazeebas!

bazeel: Lack of credibility; unable to be helped; beyond repair; hopeless; messed up.
Example: This customer I have wants to buy a car but his credit is bazeeled.

Bazillion: An exaggeration of a number so large that it could never really be counted to.
Example: I would have made it here sooner honey, but there were a bazillion cars on the road and they were all goin really slow.

BBC poison mill: The BBC's out-dated insistence that all new comedy writers go through the route of writing for any number of their lame topical comedy shows--thus poisoning them, and ensuring that when they finally get their own show, it will be filled with lame topical gags in place of genuine comic invention.
Example: I'll bet you anything Lee & Herring went through the BBC poison mill.

bbommp: This is the sound a forehead makes as it strikes the wall.
Example: Whats so funny? You just hit the wall with your forehead; bbommp!

BBQ: Used for any lame excuse.
Example: What's your BBQ this time?

bbuioys: When a salesperson walks with you everywhere in the store so she can sell something small like batteries.
Example: That guy was bbuioys me and I only got batteries.

be U timus: absolulety beautiful

great job!
Example: Holy cow! That girl is be U timus!

be'ins: Pronounced beans. To ask someone that's just about to sit down, but hasn't quite, to do something for you.
Example: Sue be'insed Rob when she said Seeing as you're up, will you take my plate to the kitchen?
just before he sat down.

beacon: A person who stands out from the crowd for some reason, normally humorous.
May be used for physical appearance, or as a result of a comic or foolish act.
Example: When are white guys going to learn? A shaved head on them is nothing but a beacon--unless they're Yul Brynner.

Beaking: What a chicken does when it makes that clucking sound. Alt spelling : Beeking
Example: Can you please explain why that chicken is beaking? Because it wants to get to the other side?

beaky: Good. Early-90s UK slang, confined to about two people.
Example: The gig last night was beaky

beamage: The path that the laser of anything takes.
Example: Move that piece of paper from infront of the TV, it's in my beamage.

beamancoke: Jim Beam and coke.
Example: Can you get me a beamancoke from the bar.

beans: whatever
Example: What movie should we go see tonight? Beans

Bear: A roommate who goes out of your room only to go to class or use the bathroom. A very anti-social person.
Example: James' roommate Steve is a bear. He just stays in the room all the time, never participating in anything.

beardbecue: The facial adornment often seen after a hurried or enthusiastic eating of barbecued foods, characterized by barbecue sauce around the mouth and cheek areas.
Example: Grant gave a wide smile, exhibiting his post-ribs beardbecue with boyish pride.

beast: An exclamation to show your appreciation of something.
Example: Aw, beast!

beastfriend: A beastfriend is a really heinous looking girl who hangs out with a really goodlooking girl.
Usually, no article is used. Look at Beastfriend, not Look at the Beastfriend.
Example: I was going over to talk to Pamela, but beastfriend was there and ruined it.

Beasts of burdens: Those thing that interfere with your daily lives that cause you stress and anxiety.
Your fears and doubts and the things you regret and don't know how to let go of!
The things which take control of or have a direct impact on your lives.

Example: The beast of burdens have me swimming in circles.

I don't know what beast of burden has me thinking this way?

He sure has a beast of burden on his back!

beasty: A slang term for huge or massive.
Example: Wow, that guy's hair is beasty.

beat: Boring, uninteresting.
Example: Ed: Hey, want to go to the glue museum?
Ted: No way, that place is beat.

beat it: Get out of here, leave me alone, take a hike, no way....
Example: Q: Hey Dad, can you lend me some cash?
A: Beat it, son.

beatdown: An ass-kicking.
Example: Keep talking smack and you'll find yourself on the wrong end of a beatdown.

beats the devil: when any plan or idea seems to work perfectly with no flaw then it's termedbeats the devil.
Example:

beautifuller: More beautiful.
Example: That girl is beautifuller than the one beside her.

beautimus: beautiful
Example: Oh yes...that song is beautimus!

Beautimus: A combination of beautiful and humorous.
Example: It's not easy finding examples of the proper use of this word, since it means something that's both beautiful and humorous at the same time. The best example I can think of is Dean Martin's version of the song, Tiny Bubbles. It's a beautiful song and his version is very funny.

beavage: When a woman wears a low cut blouse and you can see her breasts, it's called cleavage.
When someone similarly exposes her butt cheeks or butt crack, it's called beavage.
Example: Check out her beavage. Definitely needs some toning before she wears those shorts again.

bebahama: Bitch behind my back.
Example: Bec is a bebahama.

beberate: Verb - To repeatedly insult with verbal comments or physical gestures. To flog repeatedly and violently.
Example: Don't force me to beberate you!

Beclam: 1. To shut up.
2. To become a clam.
Example: 1. When the teacher asked Alison to be quiet, she obliged, and beclammed.
2. The wizard waved his wand, and exclaimed, I will beclam thee and stew thee in my metal pot .

bedbeard: When your beard is all mushed up from sleeping on it.
Example: Sure looks goofy with that bedbeard.

bedcrumbs: Pieces of crackers and so forth that end up in your bed when you let people eat food in your room.
Example: I couldn't get to sleep for two hours last night because I kept on getting scratched by bedcrumbs.

bedeckled: Sparklingly ornamented
Example: Everyone at the soiree was bedeckled in finery.

bedhead: The way your hair looks after sleeping on it, with the mushy parts and the other parts sticking up.
Example: I have a bad case of bedhead.

bednaw: Better not, should not do something
Example: Bednaw make me come over there.

bedtool: a person who's known for sleeping around.
Example: that guy's sucha bedtool.

bee: To throw frisbee.
Example: Hey, ya wanna bee? Sure, let's bee!

beealzabup: Mean, nasty, evil. (Cf. Beelzebub)
Example: Why didn't you help that old lady across the street? You're so beealzabup.

beeblely: A word used to describe razor stubble.
Example: If my wife doesn't shave her legs everyday they become beebley.

beech: When you want to call someone a bitch but not mean it.
Example: Beech! Why you take my soda!

beechwood-aged-breath: Breath that reeks of beer, The King of Beers.
Example: Unfortunately, I kissed her. She was sportin' some beechwood-aged-breath.

Beef: to have anger with someone or something
Example: Patrick has beef with Michael.

beefcake school: Gym for pumping iron (weightlifting).
Example: Look at the muscles on that guy. I bet he goes to beefcake school

beefy: Anything thats cool, tasty, fun, etc.
Example: I'm so thirsty, this water is beefy.

beek, beeked, the beek: angry, pissed off, synonym for case of the redass.
Believed to be originated by AF instructor pilots.
Example: Gerry's got the beek because he has to show up for a 5:30 takeoff on Saturday.
Paul is beeked bad about his girlfriend cheating on him.
Mike's got a raging case of the beek after his student tried to kill him during spin training today.

beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito or fly that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning
and cannot be killed.

Example: Last night there was this little beezlebug in my room that drove me crazy.

beemer: A BMW vehicle.
Example: Nice beemer.

beenzed: Having gone through or worked in the dot com explosion, and subsequently dumped out of it.
Example: Jean, Peter, and Jorge worked for a dot-gone. They got beenzed.

beep-beep machine: an ATM machine
Example: Mary waited patiently in the car while her mother went to get money from the beep-beep machine.

beepilepsy: The spastic jerking that happens when someone's pager has been set on vibrate
Example: Suddenly two people in the room appeared to suddenly clutch at themselves in a spasm
of beepilepsy and then ran to the nearest telephone.

Beer fairy: Malevolant dwarf that takes all your money, all your fags, and then clubs you repeatedly.
Example: How are you feeling this morning?
The beer fairy paid a visit. I feel like death.
Jolly good. Fancy a greasy spoon at Ramon's?

beer fairy: Aa person who comes around and tops off everyone's drink with beer. A person who frees other people of the chores of walking (or other forms of transportation which require effort) to the beer source and of beerless crowd navigation.
Example: In the middle of our conversation, the beer fairy appeared and filled our glasses with beer.

Beer garden: A bar, or any other place that serves alcohol. Used in Western PA.
Example: I'll meet you at the new beer garden on 1st Street and we can have a cold one.
I was the designated driver when we left the beer garden last night, because I was the only one drinking soda.

beer jacket: The condition of feeling warmer due to drinking.
Example: It's cold out, but the walk back should be okay since I'll have my beer jacket on.

beer nurse: The guy at each party who holds the same bottle of beer all night and doesn't even finish it.
Example: John swears he's trashed, but he's only been at the keg once. What a beernurse.

beer o'clock: Quitting time on Friday.
Example: Look at the time, it's beer o'clock.

Beer scooter: How you must have got back from the pub last night, because there's no way you can remember
anything between kicking out time and waking up this morning, haven fallen asleep, fully clothed,
in your chips.
Also descriptive of the walk of a very drunk person.
Example: You were a bit plastered last night. It took us ages to get a cab. How'd you get back?
I took the beer scooter.

That might explain why you've still got a bit of kebab meat stuck to your eyebrow.

Beer-thirty: The time after any hard work or physical exertion.
Example: Woo! Now that we rebuilt that engine, it's beer-thirty.

beeranda: An outdoor deck used primarily for consuming adult beverages.
Example: It's a beautiful day to grab a six-pack and listen to some tunes on the beeranda.

beerd: Beer, created by my 5-year-old--perhaps because I drip the suds down my face when I'm drinking?
Example: Is that beerd, Daddy?

beereft: Without beer.
Example: I need to get to a bar because I'm beereft.

beereived: When you have finished your beer.
Example: I'm beereived. Please get me another.

beergoggles: The state of intoxication that makes all women look attractive.
Example: She's normally about a 2, but with beergoggles on she's a 10.

beermonkey: The beermonkey is the mysterious creature who is to blame for the rough
state you find yourself in after a heavy night out.
Example: That blasted beermonkey; he's taken all my money and given me a tremendous headache.

beertelescope: As in beergoggles, but for particularly short women.
Example: Jeez, I needed my beertelescope for that one.

Beeter: A Farmer who farms beets
Example: John had been a beeter all his life. Frankly, he didn't know how to do anything else.

beeth: Plural of booth; multiple semi-enclosed spaces.

Example: There were twelve telephone beeth in a row by the street.

beezer: A person who gives ostentatious kisses in public with an eye to being seen at it.
Example: She always makes kiss kiss in the club, whether she knows the person at all. A complete beezer.

Beezoid: An annoying person; one who is being a pest.
Example: That guy at the ticket counter was a complete beezoid.

befugaling, befugaled: Befuddled.
Example: Her behavior is thoroughly befugaling.

Befungled: Having a large infestation of fungus.
Example: Tthat tree's all befungled, don't climb it.

begator: A female alligator. Used as a description of someone or as a curse.
Example: That begator is very large. OR Begator! Begator this!

begs the question: Traditionally, this meant that the speaker was assuming that which was to be proved; it now is used to mean raises the question, or the following question is begging to be asked.
Example: The fact that Jack recently has been spending so much time with Jill begs the question: Is he in love with her?

Being Alec: Saying mundane things in as intellectual a way as possible.
Example: You know... you could have circumvented that traffic light had you only the foresight to turn left three blocks prior
Thanks Alec

being simmed: Doing insane and ridiculous stuff and blaming it on possesion by an evil computer--derived from game: The Sims.
Example: After trying to lift a store security camera: I swear, it wasn't me. I was being simmed!

bejesus: According to Random House, it's used as a mild oath expressing dismay, anger, or the like. However, I don't think it's so mild.
Example: You scared the bejesus out of me!

bejiggery: For an exclamation of complete surprise, bafflement, and disbelief.
Example: What the bejiggery is THAT?

belligerati: (buh.LIJ.uh.rat.eye) n. Writers and other members of the intelligentsia who advocate war or imperialism.
Posted on May 31, 2002 by Paul McFedries, the Word Spy.

Example: How the war fevers raged in those days after Sept. 11. The nation's syndicated belligerati were beside themselves. Columnist Michael Kelly flayed the unconscionable pacifists as pro-terrorist and evil. Charles Krauthammer argued for bombing an enemy city, anywhere.
—Michael Powell, An Eminence With No Shades of Gray, The Washington Post, May 5, 2002

bellijournalism: The form of aggressive, bullying journalism
(yelling, name calling, badgering, impatience, rudeness, frequent interruptions, biased)
practiced by some on such news network as CNN (Hardball) and CNBC (America Now).
Example: The TV host's interview with the Vice President was nothing more than senseless bellijournalism.

bellish: 1. Uniquely paranormal; removed from the ordinary
2. Related to the nationally syndicated radio show Coast to Coast AM
Example: Jane: My mother was snatched up by aliens last night
John: Wow, that's bellish.

Belly Sandwich: Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich.
Example: Would you like a belly sandwich for lunch?

beltrasm: A techno music orgasm.
Example: I had a Beltrasm last Saturday night.

beltway bandit: Any of the hundreds of defense contractors that dot the capital beltway around
Washington in search of lucrative government contracts.
Example: The beltway bandits primarily hire retired military officers and milk them for their contacts inside the military.

beltway-insider: Washington DC expression, a person with access to political influence.
Refers to the Capital Beltway circling DC.
Example: He's been a beltway-insider for so long he has vast influence in both parties.

bemeh: 1. Whatever.
2. I don't know.
Example: Chris: So what are we gonna do today?
Paul: Bemeh.

ben the hoose: Scots slang, the next room.
Example: Are you coming ben the hoose?

benjamins: One hundred dollar bills.
Example: Give me some benjamins.

bennies: Weekend or summer vacation invaders from the north to the South Jersey shore area, the equivalent of the Mason-Dixon Line being the Alfred E. Driscoll Bridge separating Woodbridge from the Raritan Toll Booths on the Garden State Parkway. They are characterized by their often garish behavior and attire. see also: weekend warriors
Example: Praise the Lord, there go the bennies!

bennies: Derived from the first letters of Brooklyn, Elizabeth, Newark, and New York.
Example: The bennies head south in droves every Friday night.

Bent: Angry, bothered, and generally ticked off at something trival. When truly upset, it can be combined with the word mighty to become the variant mighty bent. Possibly derived from the old saying bent out of shape.
Example: While I was in the bathroom at work, someone stole my pen right from my cube. Man, I'm Bent.
OR
I'm mighty bent. Some guy just hit my car door with his. Can you believe that?

bent: Crooked.
Example: Anyone who knows him knows Chris is bent.

bent: Damaged by collision, in motorcyclist lingo. Severely damaged is way bent.
Example: Dude hit a tree and his bike is bent, man.

bent dick: Peyronie's Disease.
Example: According to the press during the Monica Lewinsky days, President Clinton had bent dick.

bent over: When something completely fails, crashes, or doesn't work as intended.
Almost always computer-related. Especially with Win98.
Example: After a crash: I tried to run Photoshop and Excel at the same time, and the whole thing just bent over.

Benzito: Mercedes Benz.
Example: Where's my benzito?

Berk Bastardly: Having its origin in the evil cartoon sub-genius Dirk Dastardly, it has now come to represent every lecherous man at a bar who but for want would be twirling a waxed mustache while staring down your blouse
and offering you a cocktail and had he one he would give said mustache an extra tug when saying cock (tug) tail (tug tug). Incidentally, if he has a wing man, which he often does, the wing man is known as Putley,
who doesn't say a lot but between cigarettes lets out an asmathtic laugh.
Example: Quick barkeep, fill me up; Berk Bastradly and Putley are headed this way.

berko: Crazy, off the planet, completely ballistic.
Example: Marcia went berko when she found that Jan had taken her hairclips.

Bertrand-Russell: A name attriubted to all forms of made up quotation, and information by philosphy student.
Example: Which was why monkeys are made of jam, said Bertrand-Russell.

bescruff: When you have a bad day and you feel like you should be home in bed.
Example: I'm very bescruffed today

bessn't: Contraction of best not.
Example: Joseph, you bessn't be getting syrup on your clean pants.

Bestest: When best fails to express the desperate need to emphasize the acme of perfection--generally used when one is panic-stricken, especially in conversation with one's wife.
Example: Of course, dear, the dinner was the bestest you have ever made.
(Notice the panic and irony.)

beta axe sumbudy: A statement used to let someone know they need to back off
Example: You beta axe sumbudy before you mess wit' me.

betheme (verb): The act of taking a perfectly fine place (usually a public place such as a bar) and redesigning it with whatever theme some marketing department currently claims is fashionable
Example: The Sun used to be a really good bar until it was bethemed and wound up as Biddy O'Mulligans

Betty: A hot looking female. From Betty Page, the 50s pinup model.
Example: I met a couple of Betties today at the beach.

beveraging: To partake in a beverage; to drink something.
Example: What will you be beveraging this evening?

beverond: The ring that is left by a cup of coffee or tea on a table.
Example: On lifting the mug of cocoa Jonas found a large beverond on his prized antique coffee table.

BFE: (n.) a place out in the middle of nowhere. Acronym for Bum-F*ing-Egypt.
Example: Why does the party have to be held at her house? She lives out in BFE!

BFO, BFU: Bald, fat, and old. Bald, fat, and ugly.
Example: The new pseudoctionary editor is BFO.

bhoudtah: Specifically applies to the very slow and elaborate rituals of the elderly, esp. when they cause delay for those who need to get somewhere fast. Also can be used as a noun regarding nick-nacks and similar useless paraphernalia, akin to
Tchochki
Example: That bhoudtah old lady driver's caddy almost ran me off the road.

BI: short for bad influence. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Example: Get away from you BI! I need to study for my finals. Quit BI-ing me, I said!

bi-clap: Of TV discussion show audience: to vigorously (even wrathfully) clap two opposite viewpoints one after the other, without apparently realising the contradiction.
Example: A tremenous bi-clap issued from the benches. They clearly wanted blood, and didn't mind whose.

bi-taskal: Able to carry out two tasks simultaneously.
Example: If you can successfully write and listen at the same time, you are bi-taskal.

biatch: Use in polite company in place of bitch. Pronounced bee-itch.
Example: See that biatch over there? She dumped me last week.

bibble: to amble along unawares
Example: John went out for a bimble

bibe: Someone who gives off a bisexual vibration or bi vibe.
Example: I definitely got a bibe from her.

Biblebrock: Type of candy served during church.
Example: Would you pass the biblebrock?

bibliodrape: n. person who leaves opened books, face-down in various places of their home or office.
Example: Had he not been such a confirmed bibliodrape, Edgar might have found Trish's goodbye note a few weeks earlier, and tried to win her back from that oh so tidy Randolph.

biccup: A mixture between a burp and a hiccup.
Example: What the hell was that noise you just made? Did you just biccup?

Bicne: The small spots of ink that accumulate on one's fingers during prolonged use of ballpoint pens.
Example: After that essay test, my fingers had Bicne all over them.

bicubilous: Working in two cubicles at the same job; sometimes a second cubicle is an honor or a mark of status.
Example: My bicubilous son works on the first and second floors.

bicurious: Said of someone who claims to be homosexual and does have definite interest in the subject,
but has not made any effort to have a homosexual relationship.
Example: She says she thinks she's a lesbian, but I know she's dated a lot of men.
She's probably just bicurious.

bicycle boy: A man no woman needs.
Follows from A women needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
Example: Am I dating Todd? No way, Todd's a bicycle boy.

bicycling: Mistaken.
Example: Am I right, or am I bicycling?

biddely bop: Goodbye.
Example: A: Well, I'll talk to you later then.
B: All right. Biddely bop.

biddy: A girl who works at a fast food restauraunt. (Originally girls who worked at Burger King.) Also see biddy for old woman.
Example: Hey, John, you shoulda seen the biddy workin' cash last night at McDs.

bidgeon: Bitchin'--for younger users.
Example: Chuck's new video game is bidgeon!

biff: To screw something up.
Example: You biffed that one, Ollie.

biff: To be smacked with something, and it looks quite painful to onlookers. Could have come from comic books.
Example: He was accidentally biffed in the head with a baseball. Ouch!

big ally mcdeal: Used in place of big deal, from the tv show Mission Hill.
Example: I went rioting today but it was no big ally mcdeal.

big ass: Used when referring to anything over-sized or unusual (can be used when referring to parts of the human anatomy, but rarely mentioned when talking about an actual ass)
Example: Those are 'big ass' boots, or I have a 'big ass' headache

big brain (or big head): Used when someone says something obvious or something ingenious, depending on if you like them or not.
Example: Oh, look at the big brain on Chris.

big love: Many uses. A signing off


A feeling of great admiration.

Example: See you later mate, big love.

Ive got big love for him/her

Big ol': A red-neck term used to describe something very large.
Example: Hey Bubba, that's one big ol' cab you got there in that there truck of yers!

big time, bigtime: A modifier or stand-alone connoting very in relation to involvement, success, failure, desire, etc. Definitely, most assuredly.
Example: A. Did you get the stuff? B. Bigtime.

big ups: n. - kudos or congratulations, lauditory thanks.
Example: Big ups to my peeps who helped me put together this record!

Biggette: someone not so smart or quick to understand.
Example: Why dont you stop acting like a biggette.

biggie: Blanket
Example: I can't find biggie-- oh, it's on the clothes line.

biggit: A person who is arrogant and or stuck up. A snob.
Example: That biggit landlord of mine keeps jacking up the rent.

Bigity-Bam: Used to describe something good that happens very quickly and out of the blue. From the movie Mall Rats.
Example: I put a dollar into the slot machine, and Bigity-Bam. I won $100.

bigmongous: Big. So big that it's bigger than it should be, even.
Example: A bigmongous tumour? No, no, that's just my head.

bigpimpin: Looking or dressing like a pimp--overly flashy clothing, jewerly....
Example: Did ya see Larry in his new purple BMW? Bigpimpin. Herb's yellow leather pants with the green trim are bigpimpin.

bigworder: A person who incoherently uses big words just to impress people.
Example: When Chris was a reporter for the school paper, he came off as just another bigworder.

bihydrolergical: The fear of drinking after a person other than yourself.
Example: Q: Can I have a sip of your coke?
A: No, I am bihydrolergical.

Bikey McWinter: Anyone who rides their bike in the winter.
Example: Hey look at that Bikey McWinter over there trying to ride on the snow.

bilf: (n, adj, etc.) 1. The word around which the entire solar system revolves--according to me, Sven.
2. A universal word (works for any language), created specifically for the lazy or ignorant.
3. the word written vertically in blue librarians tape upon Sven's wall.
Also bilfage, bilfent, biltant ,bilfental, bilfold, or with any other suffix you desire.
Example: 1. Tu queres acer mi Bilf?
2. Ahhhhhh! Bilf! That hurt!
3. I accidentally bilfed when I was boarding the other day.

Bill: Refering to any member of the male gender.
Example: Hey Bill, come here

bill: An amount of money, approximately one hundred dollars.
Can be used in any denomination from 1 to 10, cannot be used to describe amounts in excess of $1000.
Example: How much was my new TV? Four bills.

billcheapman: A frugal person who is intent on minimizing his bills. Someone who is known for his cheap and thrifty ways, and who takes great steps to reduce his bills to ensure he doesn’t run out of money.
Example: Jeff’s turning into a real billcheapman the way he never goes on vacations.