H-E-Double
Hockey Stick: Use
when the word hell is inapropriate. H-E Double
hockeystick is what you say when
hell slips out.
Example: Brian:What the hell was that!
Teacher:What did you say? Brian:What the
H-E-Double Hockeystick was that?
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h3o:
Describes
tap water that is just barely drinkable, due to
cloudiness or poor taste.
Example: Bob, if you're thirsty, help
yourself to a bottle of water from the fridge.
The stuff that comes out of the tap is more like
h3o.
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H4xx0r:
Common
among hackers, meaning exactly that. Used so that
people who don't speak leet will not understand
that you are talking about something illegal.
Example: I Pwn you all, im aleet (1337)
h4xx0r
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haas:
A
universal replacement for an inappropriate word.
Can be used in any sentence or situation.
Example: Leave me alone you crazy haas. OR
Oh, haas! I forgot my wallet.
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Habinar:
Cool,
awesome.
Example: That was a habinar game.
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habitat:
The
irresistable compulsion to crochet.
Ex: My habitat is a blessing for making doileys
for Xmas.
Example: My habitat is a blessing for
making Xmas presents.
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Hac:
Have
a Cow : to be overzealous
Example: Geesh! Hac!
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Hachijuhachi:
(Pronounced:
Ha-chi-joo-ha-chi) Originated from the Japanese
word for eighty-eight, which is the origin for
the character gohan (Japanese for rice).
Hachijuhachi replaces the word rice.
Example: Pass the bowl of hachijuhachi
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Hack:
To
borrow something that you have no intention on
paying back.
Example: Hey, lemme hack a cigarette from
ya
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Hack:
Used
in the subculture of stand-up comedy to describe
a person whose routine is a pastiche of tired
cliches, trite material, easy punchlines, or
common topics. In addition, any comic who uses
props, does a Jack Nicholson impersonation,
engages in magic or hypnotism or ever uses the
phrase Have you seen these people?
Example: Carrot Top is the ultimate hack.
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hack
back: To
bring something up then to bring it back down.
Example: Pastey had to hack back her liver
in order not to see the regurgitated mess.
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hackenkracks:
Noun/
The sound made,& convulsions produced, by a
cat trying to cough up a hairball.
Example: Kitty is sure having a rough time
with them hacken-
kracks today.
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hacker:
One
who hacks; a person who performs her tasks with
poor quality results.
Example: Look at Steve's roofing job. It's
a terrible wreck, a mess performed by the
ultimate hacker.
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hacktivist:
One
who posseses computer hacking skills and who
embraces a radical cause, using her hacking
skills to be noticed or get attention
Example: The shocking images splashed
across the screen when the web site was accessed,
obviously the work of hacktivists.
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haffin:
To
divide something in haff.
Example: An example of this word is, Will
you haffin that peice of gum wit me?
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haggardous:
Haggard.
Example: That's haggardous! Stay away from
it.
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haggin':
Power
nagging; totally getting on one's nerves with
incessant urging.
Example: After a month, when Bob still
wasn't sure about getting the tattoo she picked
out,
Brenda really started haggin' him.
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haggling,
hagglin': Disgusting
or unattractive.
Example: That girl? She's hagglin'.
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hagiophagia:
An
unnatural, excessive desire to eat a saint.
Example: Even from the far end of the long
dinner table in that parallel astral realm, the
beautiful St. Cindi could feel the hagiophagia
rising up inside the Big Super Deity, and she was
very tense. Don't worry,
He or She chuckled, noting it but not stopping
the spinning whetstone which sang against knife
and fork. It's only a metaphor.
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haint:
haven't
Example: I haint been to Chicago
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hair
band: Any
of the short lived heavy-metal bands of the
1980's.
Example: Poison is a perfect example of a
hair band.
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hair
brain: Crazy.
Example: I was was fed nothing but hair
brain ideas my whole life.
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haircut
blog: A
weblog that is filled with descriptions of
mundane activities such as getting a haircut.
Example: Don't bother reading that; it's
just a haircut blog.
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hairdab:
A
small amount; just a little bit; usually used to
descibe an amount more or less than what you
have.
Example: Q. Would you like some more
mashed potatoes with your dinner? A. Sure, I'll
have a hairdab more.
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hairfarmer:
Guy
with superlong, greasy hair. Looks like he's
farming the hair as a crop, growing it for other
people to use.
Example: Oho! The bad guy in the movie was
a real hairfarmer. Scary.
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Hairfarmer:
A
man with long hair who dotes too much attention
to said hair. (Credited to James Ruggieri.)
[Previously submitted to pd.com with a slightly
different description.]
Example: Kent and Mark are serious
hairfarmers.
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hakamaki:
Describing
anything that's not liked--as icky, gross,
disgusting.
Example: The pizza we ordered for lunch
was hakamaki.
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Halalization:
Legality.
Halal means legal or approved in Arabic. The word
is also used in the Indian subcontinent
(Bangladesh, Pakistan, India, etc.)
Example: The halalization of the whole
matter would largely depend on the department
head.
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Half-cut:
Drunk
Example: Kelly was so half-cut the other
night she hit on Jay.
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half-stepper:
Somebody
who doesn't quite finish their work, or tries to
take a lot of shortcuts that cheapens the
quaility of the work. Another term for slacker
(actually a slang military word).
Example: You don't want ol' smitty there
on your team, he's a real half-stepper.
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Halfords
shopper: Descriptive
of a bicycle any self-respecting bike geek would
not be seen dead riding.
From English automotive parts and cheap bicycle
retail chain Halfords,
which used to sell very cheap bicycles for
carrying shopping.
Halfords Shoppers had a hinge in the middle,
usually disguised as the frame,
which caused them to fail catastrophically after
a few years of being left in the rain.
Example: Nice bike, Mole. Don't see many
Halfords shoppers in metallic blue these days.
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Halfpipe:
A
general idiot, clueless person, homeslice.
Example: Yo, halfpipe! Think you could
have put that box down any harder? I'm not sure
you broke everything in it.
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halfro:
An
afro that covers only half the head.
Example: Last night we shaved Michael's
head, so he only has a halfro.
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halfway
to assville: The
middle of nowhere.
Coined in an attempt to replace BFE, which
doesn't make any sense to me.
Example: Joe: Where's this party?
Ed: It's halfway to assville--like 45 minutes
away.
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halfwiticisms:
Word
puns and usages that only one person finds at all
amusing--namely, the person who said them.
Example: Man, she giggles a lot when she
talks. She thinks she's so clever with all her
halfwiticisms.
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Hallmark
tongue: Sentimental
mush spoken in an attempt to score points;
romantic nonsense.
Example: That fellow just told me my eyes
were as blue as the Mediterranean Sea. Bleech!
Hallmark tongue.
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Hallow-trific:
A
corny halloween.
Example: Yea, everyone had a Hallow-trific
time!
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hallucigenetic:
A
transcendental vision experienced by countless
humans over the millennia, so powerful it becomes
an archetype.
As a part of the collective unconscious, a
hallucigenetic concept gains its own power
through ritual reinforcement--becoming more than
the sum of its parts and a direct causal factor
in evolving consciousness.
Example: An out-of-body experience can be
defined as hallucigenetic--
the white light ideal permeates successive
visions and defines the experience for latter
visionaries.
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Ham
and egger: No
one special. Just a regular person.
Example: Do you know who I am? I'm no ham
and egger that you can just push around.
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ham
sammich: Sandwich,
not necessarily made with ham.
Example: I want chunky peanut butter and
grape jelly on my ham sammich.
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ham
sammich: Exclamation
used when you see an attractive, desirable
person.
Example: Joe, look at her. Ham sammich.
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hamburglar:
Like
ham actor, a criminal whose blinding ineptitude
and faux pas during escapades see him relating
them either with Shakespearean bluff in the law
courts or with ludicrous exaggeration in the
Saloon Bar every Sunday afternoon.
Example: You see before you a man who
likes to play the mobster or professional con,
but as we have demonstrated, he is a mere
hamburglar.
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Hamelaphone:
Based
on the word phonics and mixed with the Arabic
word for more then one, hamelle.
The 22nd Vice President, Mike Wagner, was noted
for using this word to show affection for people
who pluralize almost everything.
Example: Bob says, Oh, I's loves that
goods stuffs! VP Wagner says, Hamelaphone.
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Hammer:
Used
in certain pockets of the stand-up comedy
subculture. Can refer to a comic or joke that is
particularly good or clever. The highest praise
one can provide to or about a comic.
Example: Bill Hicks was the all-time
hammer. Nobody is even close to that guy.
OR That joke of yours about Herman Melville and
Melrose Place is a hammer.
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hammer
of the gods: The
TV remote control. Also just the hammer.
Example: Pass me the hammer. I wanta'
watch somethin' else.
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hammer-lane:
The
passing lane on a multi-lane highway.
Example: We've got 8 minutes until the
movie starts. Move it into the hammer-lane.
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hammer-lane
barnacle: A
person or vehicle that cruises in the passing
lane, without actually passing anybody.
Example: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck
behind a hammer-lane barnacle all the way from
the airport.
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Hammerdin:
A
Paladin who particularly uses Concentration
combined with the Holy Hammers skill.
Example: Jest_Not is a Paladin, albeit a
weak one. He was once a hammerdin
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Hamper
Ionization: The
unearthly mechanism by which clothes become clean
the longer they spend in one's hamper
Example: Mark pulled his favorite baseball
shirt from the hamper and sniffed at it. Deciding
it was clean he pulled it on over his head and
went on his way. That's the power of Hamper
Ionization.
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hamster
cage: Alternate
term for glove compartment.
It refers to the imagined belief that the
automobile is powered by small rodents running
furiously on exercise wheels who are accessible
through the portal in front of the passengers
seat.
Example: Darling, can you reach into the
hamster cage and grab my toothbrush?
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hamsteriac:
Hamster
maniac--someone with an inordinate interest in
hamsters.
Example: The hamsteriac couldn't resist
and ended up buying a dozen more hamsters. Now he
has about 300.
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han:
Used
when someone has gone off by herself, either a
loner or she just likes going solo--like Han
Solo.
Example: I went into town han yesterday.
It was pretty boring.
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Hand:
Used
to describe the lower peninsula of Michigan.
Often while using one's right hand to
demonstrate.
Example: Mt. Pleasent is right in the
middle of the hand.
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hand
me up: Passing
on of used clothing items in an upward fashion as
from son to father
Example: I refuse to wear this hand me up.
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hand
printing: When
writing, unconsiously flipping between printing
and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a
word.
Example: How can you read this?? What is
it, hand printing?
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hand
salsa: Sweat
on mice and joysticks, produced by gaming.
Example: Ugh, he got hand salsa all over
my mouse from too much Quakeing.
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handbag:
Very
effeminate man.
Example: A. Do you think Chris is gay?
B. Are you kidding? He's definitely a handbag.
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handicrapped:
(adj)
For the only empty slot in the entire parking
lot, reserved for the handicapped.
Example: Look, there's an open space....
Arggh, it's handicrapped!
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handleable:
Easily
able to handle, deal with.
Example: This extreme situation is
handleable. So it makes me wonder why we call it
extreme.
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handmelon:
Proper
word for American football, as it is played more
with hands than feet and the ball is
melon-shaped, instead of being of proper
spherical shape balls should be.
Example: Handmelon is a sport popular only
in the United States.
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handy:
Used
in Germany for cell phone. Many people think this
is the English word for the German word.
Example: Can you give me your handy
number? I've got a handy.
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hangabur:
My
two-year-old's version of hamburger.
Example: He is now 24 and we still have
hangaburs and fries.
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hangicher:
Lincolnshire
dialect for handkerchief.
Example: Ya want ta git that hangicher
weshed one on these days--it's fair lost wi'
muck.
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hangry:
The
state of anger and blind frustration experienced
during prolonged periods of hunger.
Example: Don't get too close to Jason, he
hasn't eaten and is very hangry.
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hanna:
hanna(hayna)
alternative word for yes
Example: that was really stupid! hanna or
no?
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Hannamas:
Hannukah
and Christmas.
Example: My wife (non-Jewish) and I
(Jewish) celebrate Hannamas during the December
holiday season.
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Haphrotrapic:
Spreading;
expanding; diffusing.
Example: James' breath was haphrotrapic in
the cold air.
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happening:
To
describe something very favorably.
Example: Oh, yeah! That party was
happening.
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happy
bunny: Mostly
used in the negative, is used to describe a
contented person. UK slang, origin unknown.
Example: He wasn't a very happy bunny when
he lost his job.
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Happy
place: A
place one travels to mentally to escape, where
time does not exist, where one goes when spaced
out.
Example: Sorry, what were you talking
about? I was in my happy place.
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har'ye:
How
are you--as used by the original citizens of
London to confuse non-English tourists.
Example: Londoner: Har'ye? Tourist: Sorry?
Londoner: Har'ye? Tourist: Sorry? Londoner:
Har'ye? (and so on)
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harangle:
To
annoy someone excessively; also to experience
anywhere from minor to excessive annoyance at the
hands of an exasperating idiot or irksome
situation (to be harangled); a term meaning
annoyance or personal harassment (haranglement)
Example: The first period student
harangled the substitute teacher by saying This
is just a blowoff class. What the student failed
to recognise was that the substitute teacher
viewed his job as substitue TEACHING, not being
the substitute butt of students' jokes.
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harbinder:
1. A
player who bends the bars on a foosball table. 2.
An individual who unsuccessfully uses powder or
scent to mask bodily odor.
Example: 1. Knock it off, harbinder
-you're going to break the table. 2. That
harbinder smells terrible.
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harborne:
Depressed,
in a state of mourning after having been dumped
by a girlfriend for someone else.
Example: He was harborne after being
dumped by Tiffany.
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Hardcore:
adj.
1. Used to describe anything thats cool or liable
to hurt you 2. Used to describe a person that is
into something more than everyone else, usually
in a tough sense 3. Referring to music of the
'hardcore' genre, like AFI or Grade (an offshoot
of punk-- more musically inclined, emotional and
scarier)
Example: 1. Wow, thats hardcore! 2.
Mohawk, bondage straps . . . he's hardcore. 3. I
saw this new hardcore band and got flattened in
the pit.
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hardcore:
Used
to describe someone as being part of a notorious
group of friends.
Example: Q: Who's that?
A: It's OK, that's Jim. He's hardcore.
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hardening:
Used
to describe the resulting condition of a worker
when his boss gives him to much work to do.
The body just stiffens into a rigor mortis state
and the worker becomes unable to function.
From a Dilbert cartoon by Scott Adams
Example: B. Isok, I have another project
for you.
(Isok then stiffens like a board, arms spread
wide.)
B. Isok, are you hardening?
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hardge:
Bigger
than large or huge.
Example: It was a hardge lake.
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hardrock
ball: What
we called a baseball when growing up in the 1960s
south.
Example: Hey, let's go catch some
hardrock.
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Hardschool:
Combination
of oldschool and hardcore. Especially used to
describe games or friends.
Example: These video games are hardschool.
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harrised:
To
be completed and utterly messed up by stupidity
or incompetence.
Example: Whats wrong with this server? Its
been harrised.
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Harry
Mason: Taken
from the video game Silent Hill.
Describes someone who rushes into an activity
without pausing to consider any potential risks
or dangers involved.
Example: The guy that jumped off the roof
into the pool last night was a total Harry Mason!
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Harrypotteresque:
This
is an obviosuly wide meaning word
(can be applied to childish or adult stuff, real
or imaginary things),
but it should generally have a magical sense, I
think.
Example: She gave a harrypotteresque
performance;
she cooked a harrypotteresque meal;
we spent a harrypotteresque holiday, night, time,
etc.
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harsh:
Extrememly
cool
Example: That movie was harsh.
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Hartlefy:
To
execute an animal in the mistaken belief that it
is a foreign spy.
Example: What! They Hartlefied all the
monkeys?
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Hartlepolarise:
To
render something a farce. Comes from Hartlepool,
England, where the people once mistook a monkey
for a Frenchman.
Example: Don't bring John, he'll
Hartlepolarise the whole trip.
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harumpf:
A
sign of disgust or impatience
Example: When waiting for a download or
for voicemail to go through its eternal loop, a
sigh could be seen as a harumpf.
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Harvey:
A
personification of harmony (attributed to The
Mamas & The Papas.);
a condition of happiness in feeling or action;
pleasant to the eye or atmosphere; cool.
Example: N. Once the Mamas & Papas got
their singing harmonies right, Harvey had
arrived.
Adj. This restaurant is harvey.
Adj. That's a harvey blouse.
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Hasselfactor:
1.
Allowance made in any form of planning for the
unexpected appearance of
either David Hasselhof or one of his media
products, be it some cheesy TV show
about half-naked people or dreadful music.
2. Amusement taken from looking at the naked
torso of an aging gent
who has had bicep implants, but still has a
slightly sagging chest.
Example: Bert: Hey, let's go to the beach.
I reckon we could make it there in less than
twenty minutes.
Ernie: Don't forget to add on an hour for the
hasselfactor of
finding a parking space in amongst those fancy
sports cars,
artfully aged veedub busses, and big red
lifesaver trucks.
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Hasselhoff:
To
hold in one's stomach when shirtless to appear
less fat than you actually are, just as
David Hasselhoff does on _Baywatch_.
Example: Look at that guy, trying to look
in good shape but he's just Hasselhoffing. OR
Look at the Hasselhoff on that guy.
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Hastert:
A
woman who has so much pent up rage, anger, and
sexual frustration she goes into denial about her
life.
Example: Ryan: You know Katie?
Eric: Yeah, she's a total Hastert. One day she
says she loves me, the next day she says, I never
said that! Shut up, idiot!
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hat
hair: What
your hair looks like when you take off your hat.
Example: Hey, you got hat hair.
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hatchin'
jacket: Maternity
dress.
Example: That's a great hatchin' jacket
for your second trimester.
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hate
trait: This
word means that you hate sombody, basically.
Example: Kerem: Want me to tell Liz that
you don't wanna go out with her any more ?
Sam: Yeah, tell her bout my hate trait.
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Hater:
One
who dislikes the actions and/or beliefs of
another.
Example: Don't be a hater.
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hathos:
the
taking of pleasure or joy in despising something.
Example: That Styx concert footage was
pure hathos.
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hatt:
Extremely
good looking.
Example: That chick was bloody hatt.
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hattifnat:
If
you don't know the name for something, just call
it a hattifnat.
Shouting hattifnat really makes people angry, so
you can use it to annoy them.
Example: Don't lie to me, you hattifnat!
OR I saw this strange animal, but I don't know
what it was. Probably a hattifnat.
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haut-kitsch:
Noun/
Things perceived as high-class & glamorous by
the less-educated & less refined elements of
society.
haut (Fr., high)+ kitsch (Ger., trash).
Example: Designer jeans are an '80s
example of haut-kitsch.
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Have
an apple.: Related
to the saying, An apple a day keeps the doctor
away. This is said to sick people. So in saying
Have an apple you are wishing that they recover
soon.
Example: (John is sick in hospital. Bob
enters.) Bob: How are ya? John: Bob, I'm in the
hospital. I'm sick!
Bob: Have an apple!
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have
guts: To
be fired from a job.
Example: I screwed up so many orders that
my boss told me I've got guts.
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have
one on you: to
be extremely annoyed and generally react badly to
a situation
Example: ooh sag aloo, have you got one on
you ?
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havked:
When
you think you're being hacked, but you really
aren't, you must exclaim that you were havked.
Example: Chani read through her server
logs and exclaimed, I'm being havked! Really, she
just wasn't smart enough to understand that the
server was overloaded by an image request.
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hawking:
(v)
Driving slowly up and down, sometimes waiting at
the start of a long aisle till someone pulls out
and you can take their parking spot. Also,
following a person to his car in your car to take
that spot.
Example: That guy that was hawking took my
spot when I left.
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Hawks:
Hockey
players
Example: Jen only dates Hawks.
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hawt:
Hot,
attractive. Used by stupid girls on the Internet
in order to look cute. Gains additional Stupid
Points for being
longer than hot, thus requiring extra effort to
look moronic. (See seckzi and ur.)
Example: ur liek so hawt, omg, ur liek
totaly seckzi!
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haxor:
Hacker.
Still pronounced hacker. The xor ending can be
applied to different types of words.
Interjections (Wowxor!), verbs (I roxored
(rocked) that ____), and nouns (I was hanging out
with Tomxor.). Mostly used online but people may
say x-orto signify the spelling in speech.
Example: Justin is the coolest haxor I
know.
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Hazaa:
Used
in place of any exclamation of great joy
Example: my girlfriend's not pregnant!
hazaa!
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hazaar:
Many,
more than can be counted on the fingers of one
hand. From the Hindi for 'thousand'
Example: All of a sudden hazaar people
came running up and wanted icecream too.
|
hazah:
Used
in an exciting tone when something good happens.
Example: Hazah! I just won the lottery!
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Hazen:
Sweet
and loving.
Example: My girlfriend is hazen.
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he-hooters:
Large
male breasts, resembling those of a woman. Also
known as man-boobs.
Example: He has a huge set of he-hooters.
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head
wrecker: Somebody
who has a penchant for annoying people
Example: She's a bit of a head wrecker!
|
Head-lock:
When
someone or something is so boring or vacuous,
your brain almost stops working.
Example: After listening to Tina tell him
about her haircut for ten minutes, Brian felt
head-locked.
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Headband
Head: Crease
one gets in her hair after wearing earphones.
Example: That guy has a case of headband
head.
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headbanger:
a
person who listens to heavy metal music. Word is
derived from the head swinging motion that heavy
metal fans do when enjoying music.
Example: The auditorium was filled with
headbangers listening to their favorite heavy
metal band.
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Headcheese:
A
French-Canadian. French-Canada is popular for
making cheese from the brains of goats. Hence,
headcheese. {This looks like it might be an
insult, but your editor doesn't recognize it as
such.)
Example: That Headcheese is looking mighty
fine.
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headknockphoria:
The
warm, fuzzy, and curiously satisfying feeling
that follows
a sudden inexplainable muscle spasm in the back
of your head.
Example: Sweet Lord, I don't know why it
happens, but don't let this headknockphoria fade
too soon.
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Headmeat:
Refers
to the brain of a person who does or says
something foolish.
Example: (In the event that someone burned
their hand on the stove) Good job! That's using
the ol' headmeat.
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Health
and safety meeting: Smoke
break, returning smoker to a calm,
rational, happy person thus ensuring health and
safety
for co-workers and others sharing space with the
smoker
Example: I think it's time we went for a
health and safety meeting.
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heart:
When
you can't draw a heart on a piece of paper use
the word heart instead.
Example: I heart that movie--it's my
favorite.
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heartful:
Artful
and heart put together. As in a piece of work
that has a lot of heart. Or a person who has a
lot of heart and is very artful about it.
Example: Krista's new word is quite
heartful.
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heartillage:
to
seek pity or preferential treatment because of
something that emotionally effects you.
Example: Jeff threw a heartillage and got
some time off cause his grandmother died.
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heat:
A
derogatory term used when something has gone
terribly wrong.
Example: Did you know she dumped Chris?
That's so heat!
|
heat
(adj.): something
risky and obvious that could get you in trouble
Example: Smoking pot in front of the cop
shop is heat.
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heatbag:
Someone
who deliberately causes trouble--verbal pain,
make fun of.
Example: That guy you were with at the
party last night is a real heatbag.
|
heater:
Gun.
Example: When the cops tried to arrest
her, she showed them her heater.
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Heather:
A
popular, controlling person. Inspired by the
movie _Heathers_.
Example: The head cheerleader of our high
school is a Heather
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heatscore
(noun): Someone
who is heat. Someone who is possibly attracting
attention from an authority figure
Example: You are a heatscore.
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heavenish:
(adj)
Absolutely fabulous. Heavenly.
Example: My wife is beautiful. She has a
heavenish face.
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Heavens
to Murgatroid: From
the old Snagglepuss cartoon. Nobody knows what a
Murgatroid is exactly, but use is simmilar to
Heavens to Betsy, or Great Ceasars ghost.
Example: Heavens to Murgatroid, I can't
believe you want to watch Dawson's Creek tonight.
That's it ... exit, stage left!
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heavy:
Adjective,
used when you consider the subject to be good.
Synonymous with cool.
Example: That music is heavy.
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heavy
metal sport: Any
sport being played while intoxicated and with the
wrong equipment.
Example: Two more pints and heavy metal
soccer begins.
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Heazy:
A
great way of life that may include large amounts
of money.
Example: You won the lottery? You're in
the heazy now, bro!
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hebb:
a
wipe out or going over the handle bars while
mountain biking
Example: There was this kid who had a
total hebb on the trail today.
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Heck:
Spelled
with initial capital letter. A milder version of
Hell (Hell Light)--which usually isn't spelled
with an initial capital letter. Its
characteristics are lack of intense heat, no pits
of boiling oil, no imps with pitchforks, etc. In
fact, its climate is much like the Southeastern
U.S. in the summertime, and Satan is a polite
Southern gentleman with silver hair. Punishment
is so mild here that it's more like a boring
vacation.
Example: Bily Joe, stop trying to see up
my skirt--or you'll go to Heck when you die.
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heck-meckalectic:
Beyond
beautiful and captivating.
Example: Jennifer Lopez looked
heck-mecalectic in that dress she wore to the
awards show.
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heckabetta:
A
great improvement.
Example: Real butter is heckabetta than
that margarine stuff.
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heckdarndangit:
Alternative
to cursing. Useful around children.
Example: Owww! I just dropped the
heckdarndangit sledgehammer on my foot!
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hecticity:
An
overabundance of hustle, too much drama or
unecessary action.
Example: When I am out ripping and
running, I know that eventually the hecticity
of being out and about will catch up to me.
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hedgemeer:
A
situation that turned sour without foresight to
the problem.
Example: The party was great until the
beer ran out, what a hedgemeer.
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hedgetation:
To
hedge and to hesitate simultaneously.
Example: His investment policies are
formed with much hedgetation.
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hedon:
International
unit of measurement for fun, on a scale of 1 to
100.
Example: Wow, my funometer says this party
is cranking at 87 hedons.
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Heebatow:
Similar
to shushing. A nice, confusing way of telling
someone to be quiet.
Example: In response to someone talking
too much. Excuse me, would you please heebatow.
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heeble:
Any
grody thing growing on your skin or found under
your bed that you can't explain.
Example: I thought she was a good
housekeeper, but then her dog pulled a giant
heeble out from under the couch.
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heeelarious:
Sarcastic
way to say someone is funny--when they're not.
Also hehelarious.
Example: The more times you tell that
joke, the more heeelarious it gets. (Follow by
rolling your eyes for effect.)
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Heek:
A
belly button piercing.
Example: Did you see her heek?
She was beheeken.
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heffler:
a
shallow bond between two otherwise strangers
based on a stupid inside joke or one-time
expereince.
Example: quick, hide, if that heffler sees
me he's going to tell the joke about the time we
were at a party and the dog died. that's all we
have in common.
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heh:
Expression
of wry amusement.
Example: Look, Chris peed his pants. Heh.
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Heifetz:
To
screw up something easy, often repeatedly. [Given
that Jascha Heifetz was a great violinist,
particularly noted for his technical prowess, and
that his daughter Josefa Heifetz Byrne (married
to moderately prolific fiction and non-fiction
author and billiards enthusisast Robert Byrne) is
the author of _Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary..., the
etymology of this word should prove interesting.
For some wonderfully unusual not-made-up words,
check out her book. Husband Robert was the
editor.]
Example: Bill keeps forgetting what side
of his car the gas goes into. What a Heifetz.
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Heinleiner:
One
who follows the teachings of the author Robert A.
Heinlein.
First seen in the book _Steel Beach_ by John
Varley.
Example: A. Do you believe in gun control
laws?
B. No way--I'm a Heinleiner! An armed society, is
a polite society!
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heisman:
Giving
someone the Heisman stiff-armed pose.
Example: I asked her to dance, but she
gave me the Heisman.
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hejob:
To
destroy.
Example: He wants to hejob that toy.
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heke:
(n)
A word made up for use in a game.
(v) Tto make up such a word.
Example: I challenge. That's not a word;
that's a heke
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hektic:
Good
or exellent.
Example: Her old green Pontiac was one
hectic car.
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hela:
A
word to add on to other words.
Example: You guys are so hela-stupid.
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Helium
Heaven: The
magical place that balloons go to after they fly
away or deflate.
Example: At the rock concert, they
released dozens of balloons and they all went to
helium heaven.
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hella:
Used
to emphasize a phrase or description. Northern
Californians only.
Example: Lets go to John's house, he has
hella food.
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hella:
Very.
Use instead of wicked.
Example: That's hella cool.
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hella
tight: Northern
California--contemporary way of indicating
something is hip or cool.
Texas--phrase uttered by Northern Californians to
describe the noose Texan's place around their
necks for inventing and overusing dumb words.
Example: NC: This noose is hella tight.
Texan: Yeah, pretty cool isn't it?
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hellacious:
Badass,
wicked.
Example: That was a hellacious explosion.
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hellacool:
(adj)
Beyond cool. The pinnacle of coolness.
Example: The ICP are hellacool tonight,
bro! They are rockin' the house!
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hellenhimershisturtle:
Synonym
for what.
Example: What the hellenhimershisturtle?
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hellodoggywoofything:
A
way of covering up an insult when you are feeling
particularly cross
Example: Oh, you are such a
hellodoggywoofything.
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Helloha:
A
greeting in Hawaiian-english language.
Example: Helloha! How are you today?
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helloo:
What's
happening? Best said with an upperclass British
accent.
Example: Why, helloo! Why aren't you at
work?
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hellooo:
HellOOo.
Are you crazy? Are your lights on? Does your
elevator go all the way to the top? Are you
stupid or what? Certainly no claim for
originality on this one--and intonation is
everything. Even four-year-olds know how to use
this one--at least Alec does. I gave him a No
Whining button Memorial Weekend. Shortly after
getting it, he came to me a bit concerned, But,
Opa, I might get hurt really bad and need to cry.
I reassured him that would be all right.
Example: Thursday following Memorial Day,
Alec was getting more than a tad fussy in the
early evening. I reminded him, Alec, remember, no
whining. His response, HellOOo...I'm not wearing
the button.
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helluva:
Something
Mr. T says.
Example: That car is helluva fast.
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Help
m'Boab!: Scots
expression of surprise or alarm. Pronounced help
m'bobe.
Example: Help m'boab, it's the truant
officer!
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Hemogeny:
Sphere
of influence
Example: Althouh China has a physically
greater land mass, the US's Hemogeny surpasses
even massive china's, extending through the
globe.
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Hemperbenitat:
Hippopatamus.
Example: She was as fat as a
hemperbenitat.
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hengrenade:
Alternatively
known as a chickenbomb, a hengrenade is basically
a hen with a metal pin on the side.
The pin is a cylindrical shape with a hole cut on
one end, for which a metal ring can be passed
through so one may pull the pin with her finger.
To use, simply pull the pin and throw the hen a
safe distance away.
Example: Bob pulled a hengrenade out of
his pocket and told us how it was effective in
confusing the enemy.
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hentai:
Japanese
word for someone or something perverted. Also
used for pornographic or adult anime or manga
(comics).
Example: Chris got caught last night
looking at hentai. His mother grounded him for
two weeks.
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hep:
A
50s or earlier term meaning I am understanding.
Can also be like the modern term cool
Example: Do you understand? Yeh, I am hep
to that. Jim is a real hep cat.
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hepya,
hep'ya: Short
for help you
Example: Can I hepya with your coat?
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her:
Here.
Example: Hey, you! Come her!
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her
[her instead of they]: A
word to replace their and them and they in
grammatically incorrect sentences. |
http://www.bartleby.com/64/5.html |
http://owlcroft.com/english/they.html
Example: Dorkasaurus: Someone who is so
intensely dorky, the word 'dork' alone will not
do them justice. Them was used in the preceding
sentence to be politically correct, but is not
grammatically correct. Someone is singular and
them is plural. A singular antecedent calls for a
singular pronoun, so we have an error. Fifty
years ago, him was the accepted English usage
when a singular pronoun referred to a
gender-neutral antecedent. In the first sentence
of this paragraph, him would have been used
instead of or them. However, him is now viewed as
politically incorrect. What we need is a new
accepted (correct for the prescriptivists,
standard for the descriptivists) English usage.
My modest proposal: use her instead of him for
such a situation. Her maintains conventional
English pronoun-antecedent agreement and, at the
same time, avoids the political incorrectness of
him. Thus, Dorkasaurus: Someone who is so
intensely dorky, the word 'dork' alone will not
do her justice. Nota bene: It is especially
important that this new standard be used for
negative examples.
Some may object that the antecedent someone is
gender-neutral, while the pronoun her is not.
NOW, I maintain that her is still politically
correct, a slight discrepancy in gender agreement
notwithstanding. Using the masculine form has
been avoided--that's the main objective of
political correctness, is it not?
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herb:
The
h is not silent. Hip synonym for dork or nerd.
Example: Did you see that guy in the
Hootie shirt? What a herb.
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herbal
tea smoker: An
older, bad influence.
Example: You should stop hangin' out with
that herbal tea smoker.
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Herbomb:
Being
overtly politically correct in writing by using
both genders, back and forth, in a way that
distracts the reader from the subject and losing
continuity.
Example: The author intentionally dropped
a herbomb underlining her activist agenda.
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Herdsurfer:
N. A
person caught in the huge lines waiting to
utilize attractions or services rendered by theme
parks or governmental institutions, such that he
or she feels like a herd animal. V. Waiting in
such a line.
Example: I'm tired of this endless
herdsurfing! cried Jenny.
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hermatory:
a
private space for contemplation, reading, etc.
Example: I'm going to my hermatory for a
little while.
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hermitate:
The
desire to be left alone to meditate.
Example: Naw. I don't want to go out
tonight. I'm going to hermitate
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hermitude:
Being
alone or remote from society, sought especially
when one is weary of company.
Example: I'm cranky and would prefer to be
left to my hermitude.
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hesh:
To
replace he or she or he/she.
Example: ... when hesh is chosen then ....
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heteroflexible:
Someone
who is primarily heterosexual but may engage in
some homosexual acts.
Not a synonym for bisexual.
Example: I_monk dates women almost
exclusively, but he's been known to be
heteroflexible from time to time.
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hevun:
Your
own version of heaven.
Example: My hevun is like KFC--you can
have a leg or a breast whenever you want.
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hexardy:
The
amount of tardies in school it takes before the
administration makes you eat lunch in the office.
Example: I finally hit hexardy with six
tardies.
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hey
pete: A
greeting alternative to hello, hi, or the plain
hey.
It is used for groups or individuals. Adds pizazz
to a conversation, I think.
Example: Elmer: Hey, Donald, what's up?
Donald: Oh, hey pete, nothing much.
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heyla:
A
greeting derived from Mercedes Lackey's fantasy
novels, used in place of hello.
Example: Heyla dear! How're you today?
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heyllo:
A
greeting.
Example: Bob. Hey, how's it goin'?
Gertrude. Heyllo!
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HFIL:
A
less offensive substitute for the word 'hell'.
Comes from a clever bleeping out the bottom bars
of 'e' and the first 'l', and stands for 'Home
For Infinite Losers'. Each letter is said
individually.
Example: What in the HFIL are you talking
about?
Go to HFIL.
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hibdawhat?:
Statement
of confusion and disbelief. Often used as an
interjection. Pronounced quickly and as one word.
Example: John: Jane, I'm leaving you for a
younger woman. You just don't give me that sweet
loving like you used to. Jane: Hibdawhat?
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hiccleburp:
A
single shrieking hiccup followed by a slight
exhalation of air, occuring for no particular
reason.
Example: The girl suddenly emitted a loud
hiccleburp, making her friend jump with surprise.
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hice:
Plural
of house.
Example: In the suburbs, it seems they're
always building more hice.
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Hicnic:
A
white trash or red neck barbeque.
Example: Billy Ray and his sister-wife
Luanne will be sure to bring their famous opossum
stew to the annual family hicnic.
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hids
(the): Making
a noun of the adjective hideous; i.e., we have
the pits for pitiful.
Example: Traffic coming from the ball park
all the way home last night was the hids.
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hiesman:
To
ward off potential suitors with something akin to
the strong armed stance of the Heisman Trophy.
Example: I was fawning over this girl, she
was so cute. But then she gave me the hiesman,
just totally dissed me.
I guess it wasn't meant to be.
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hiesman:
to
ward off potential suitors with something akin to
the strong armed stance of the hiesman trophy.
Example: I was fawning over this girl, she
was so cute. But then she gave me the hiesman,
just totally dissed me. I guess it wasn't meant
to be.
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high:
Crazy
or weird, something that you were not expecting.
Example: He actually thought I liked him.
He's high. OR
That's so high. I can't believe he went to his
ex-girlfriend's house and didn't tell you.
OR He's acting so high, you can tell he's lying.
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high-beams:
The
state of one's nipples when they are erect.
Example: My high-beams are on because it's
freezing outside.
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high-falooting:
Descriptive,
slightly derogatory term, used to describe
someone perceived as living in a gawdy, slightly
vulgar manner.
Example: Just look at them high-falooting
bigshots in them fancy cars. Highfalutin'.
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highlight
reel: A
way to describe something happens that is classic
or really funny.
Example: When we snuck into the club as
VIPs goes on the highlight reel.
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higily-pigily:
Messed
up, twisted, not right. Much like
higgledy-piggledy in a standard dictionary.
Example: Aw, Mom, I don't like these
pants. They're all higily-pigily.
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Hiimme:
another
way of saying Hi its me
Example: (knock knock) Who is it? Hiimme!
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hilar:
Hilarious.
Example: Oh, that was so hilar.
|
hilarseious:
Very
funny--usually arse-related.
Example: My God, that mooner he pulled was
just hilarseious.
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hill:
Cool
or interesting.
Example: That's gonna be hill.
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hill
rat: A
professional lobbyist at Capital Hill.
Example: The average congressman will go
his entire political career without ever buying
his own lunch;
the hill rats take care of that.
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hillfilly:
Vivacious
female from the hills.
Example: He was just a lonely hillbilly
looking for a suitable hillfilly; he did not make
it.
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hillsilly:
A
mental handicap or craziness due to the isolation
or inbreeding of people in the hills.
Example: Better stay off his property!
He’s a hillbilly that’s hillsilly.
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himbo:
A
male bimbo.
Example: Himbo though he is, Ricky Martin
is the greatest.
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Hindu
Cow, as cool as or livin: 1.
Originally seen in Fight Club. Used to describe
someone who is relaxed despite being in danger,
possibly also having an indifference to personal
well-being. Similarly, someone who is cool under
pressure.
2. Someone who is successful without trying.
Being well-off despite incompetence.
Example: 1. The colonel is as cool as a
Hindu cow--he slept right through a firefight.
2. After failing out of college and winning the
lottery I was living like a Hindu cow.
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hing:
When
fibers on a velvet-like surface, such as
upholstery lay in a different direction from most
other fibers. This would apply as well to carpet,
suede, etc.
Example: I could tell where he sat by the
hing marks on the sofa. OR I had just carefully
vacuumed the carpet to make it hing free when the
kids ran through the room.
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Hinglish:
Combination
of Hindi and English.
Example:
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hinkelbonk:
Bruise,
scrape, or small owie.
Example: How'd you get that hinkelbonk on
your chin?
|
hinkie:
Out
of sorts, irregular or weird feeling.
Example: I don't know, boss... something's
hinkie... Robert Biggs, The Fugitive
|
hinky:
The
right way to spell hinkie. :)
Something that is out of whack, just a bit off,
wrong, confused, suspect.
Example: His directions were a bit hinky,
no? That milk taste hinky to you?
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Hintch:
The
cross between a hint and a hunch. Thus you have a
hintch about something.
Example: I have a hintch that the bird
over there could be dead.
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Hinwah:
Used
to describe an oriental person who is decked out
in FUBU, kappa, etc. Who carries around a mobile
phone around everywhere and thinks he/she is very
tough and mugs other people to make his/her
social image greater. Named after the Australian
Thai gang sing wah. A symbol for an S is usually
made while saying the word.
Example: bob: Hey check out that guy over
there, he thinks he's tough with those clothes
he's got on.
johnny: Hinwah!
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hip
cat: n. A
cool person. (from jazz-era slang)
Example: With those duds, and those digs,
he's obviously a very hip cat.
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hip
hop hippopanonymous: Hippos
without names, a rarity.
Example: That's a hip hop hippopanonymous
hippo.
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hip
hop, hippo: Move
faster, hurry up!
Example: Come on, let's go. Hip hop,
hippo.
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hip-pop:
That
delightful fusion of Hip Hop and garden-variety
pop music. See: Lil' Bow Wow.
Example: Man, don't be kidding yourself,
that group's total hip-pop.
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hipatitis:
Terminal
coolness. (From the Washington Post Style
Invitational, 1999)
Example: There's no talking to that guy
unless you're an artist from New York. He's got
hipatitis.
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hipocratic:
When
you vote for a person you really don't want to
win just so the other person loses. Say your
WORST enemy was one of the people to vote for and
you even thought he would be much better than the
other person--you still vote for the other
person.
Example: Of course I voted for Al, even
though I don't care at all for him or his
positions. He was running against Chris, for
God's sake! Perhaps a bit hipocratic, but what
else could I do? Chris is vermin.
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hippopompous:
(adj,
n) Someone the size of a hippo, yet is
pretentious and pompous.
Example: His weight didn't stop him from
being a snob. He was hippopompous.
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hippopotamusish:
Unassuming
and disguised ferociousness, marked by
unrelenting passive-agressive behavior.
Example: The manager had a
hippopotamushish personality, prompting everyone
to second-guess her evey move.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalima:
A
person who has an obsession with using and making
up extremely long words.
Example: It's times like these that I feel
like such a hippopotomonstrosesquipedalimanic.
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hippopotomontrosesquipedaliani:
The
practice of using long words.
This word deserves to be seen! This word is
listed in the QPB Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase
Origins, written by Robert Hendrickson. What a
WONDERFUL book!
Example: He really enjoys making full use
of the English lanquage;
he's quite the hippopotomontrosesquipedalianist.
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hipportimaussiaum:
When
a hippo, dressed as a turtle creeps around
everyone's gardens at night making sure all of
the garden hoses are turned off.
Example: I woke up during the night to
find a hipportimaussiaum in my garden.
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hippshu
mushi: The
state of being considered cool or hip.
Example: That jacket is the hippshu mushi.
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hipster
doofi: The
gaggle of affected, urban twenty-somethings,
often dressed in the combination
hip-hop/alterna-nerd fashions
designed to authenticate their culture of jaded
cool. (Plural of hipster doofus.)
Example: I wanted to go the the coffee
shop last night, but it was packed with hipster
doofi.
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Hirrcup:
Cross
between burp and hiccup - when you burp and
hiccup.
Example: I think you drank that soda too
fast; you'll probably get the hirrcups.
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His
wiring ain't up to code.: Journeyman
electrician's expression: it does not meet legal
safety or load requirements
for project and transplanted to mean someone who
is mentally ill or just plain stupid.
Example: Did you see what he did? His
wiring ain't up to code.
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hisouse:
A
guy's home.
Example: When you get off work, come over
to the hisouse.
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hissy
fit: to
throw a fit in a particularly whiny fashion
Example:
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histobiblical:
An
idea, concept, or fact that is either found in
the Bible or is historical, but no one knows
which.
Example: The existence of Garden of Eden
is histobiblical.
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hit:
To
eat something.
Example: Can I hit that sandwich?
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hit
ground: When
singing (especially when singing in an octave
already lower than one should),
to try to hit a note beneath one's voice range
and to produce a grinding, dissonant break
in the melody before resuming the song once one
can hit the notes again.
Example: Danny hits ground a lot when he
sings at the meetings.
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hit
me on the hip: To
dial a persons pager number, usually found
clipped to a belt or pocket.
Example: I'm about to run out for a while.
If you need me, you will have to hit me on the
hip rather than call me at home.
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hith:
the
sound made by a snake with a lisp
Example: hith..hith..hith..
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Hittin'
it up: This
is a phrase used as a reply when someone askes
you if you want something.
It is usually used in the affirmative sense.
Example: Ed. Do you want a stick of gum?
Ted. Yeah, I'll hit some gum up.
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hiv:
(adj)
Sick, not well.
Example: She had this sickly green look. I
think she's hiv.
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hivernate:
What
happens when the most popular person walks into a
room. Derived from actions of worker bees toward
the Queen.
Example: Diana arrived and everybody began
to hivernate towards her.
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hizzoe:
A
slighty nicer way to call someone promiscuous.
Example: Alex has been hizzoe since middle
school.
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ho-jack-slap:
To
bring your lady friend around to the back of the
car where the auto's jack at.
You have the ho, you have the jack, now comes the
slap.
Not meant to be taken as a true threat (or
performed)--just to indicate a state of
frustration.
Example: If you don't calm down, someone
is geting a ho-jack-slap.
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hoag:
A
very rude and stupid person who is older than
you.
Example: Andy is a hoag.
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hoarked:
To
be extremely irritated
Example: It really hoarked him to recieve
the IRS notification about his audit.
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Hobberplob:
A
rocking good time, or the greatest band of all
time.
Example: I went to the Hobberplob this
weekend, and I had a lot of fun.
or Hobberplob rules. So much better than
Slipknot.
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hobbit-head:
An
afficianado of the writings of J.R.R. Tolkien.
Example: Josh has seen _The Lord of the
Rings_ fifteen times. He's definitely a
hobbit-head.
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hobnoblin:
Someone
who likes to socialize, and uses questionable
methods to do so.
Example: I went to the party with Sue, but
she's such a hobnoblin, she left me so she could
hang out with her
other friends.
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hobo:
A
name you call someone, not very derogatory.
Interchangable with nobo, although nobo is lower.
Example: You freaking hobo.
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hobo-apple:
An
apple that has the core removed and filled with
peanut butter, wrapped in aluminum foil. Cook
inside the middle of a leaf fire for a minimum of
3 hours.
Example: That fool's eating a hobo-apple.
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hobskank:
An
extremely seductive, sexy teenager with strong
tendency towards alcoholic beverages.
Example: Lauryn, you are such a hobskank.
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hock:
When
I was a kid, we used the term hock in place of
shoplifting. Sort of a quick dash into the store,
grab something, and walk out. Very fast, not
artful.
Example: After school we stopped by the
7-11 to hock some baseball cards.
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hockey
hair: Short
on top, long in the back. Not unlike a mullet.
Example: Cute, but he's got an ugly case
of hockey hair.
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hocus
pocus: Trickery.
Actions or words used to deceive others.
Example: We all know about the
politicians' hocus pocus, especially during
campaigning.
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Hodad:
adj.)
To describe someone who is not.
Example: ex: (situation: kenny is trying
to act like he is cool)
ex: Kenny is a real Hodad
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hoddle
poddle: to
tell someone to go away
Example: Hoddle Poddle, leave me alone...
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hodophant:
A
person who with an unkempt, scabrous appearance
and a shambling gait
goes begging from car to car at a stoplight.
The word derives from the Greek hodos, road or
way, and phanein, to appear.
It echoes the word sycophant.
Example: The stoplights of San Juan are
plagued with hodophants.
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hoemunk:
A
very annoying person.
Example: That hoemunk Jim wouldn't shut up
today.
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Hoffice:
A
building that doubles as a house and an office
Example:
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hogshaw:
The
final word you say to someone when going to
sleep.
It sound like a cross between a yawn and a snore.
Example: When trying to get to sleep and
someone else is nattering, say Hogshaw and it
means
Right, it's bed time--shut up and let me sleep.
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hohonium:
A
theoretical, radioactive element (chemical symbol
HoHo),
which is theorized to be present in Hostess-brand
snack cakes (Twinkies, Ho-Hos, Ding-Dongs, etc.)
The presence of Hohonium would explain why these
foods have a half-life, rather than a shelf-life.
Example: Thanks to the miracle of
Hohonium, we don't need to worry about our
Twinkies ever going stale.
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hoi:
(n,
adj) Attractive woman. Hot.
Example: Boys think Pamela Anderson is
hoi. Men do not.
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hoi-poloi:
The
upper echelon of a particular group or of
society. (ED, Garret: It has been pointed out
that the original meaning of hoi-poloi is, in
fact, the lower echelon of a society. I.e., the
common people. The submitted definition seems to
be a very common subversion of the original
meaning, but that's what pseudodictionary is all
about.)
Example: The office hoi-poloi have
organized an exclusive yacht party this weekend.
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hoity-toity:
Affectedly
genteel, pretentiously self-important, unduly
proud.
Example: She is one hoity-toity bitch.
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hokey:
annoyingly
contrived
Example: The company picnic had a luau
theme, but it looked real hokey.
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Hoking:
My
mistake for joking.
Example: Don't be mad! I was just hoking.
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hole
of Pluto: Middle
of nowhere.
Example: She moved to the hole of Pluto. I
don't even think they deliver mail where she
moved.
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holidazed:
State
of exhaustion and mental fatigue occuring at the
end of the year,
caused by too many trips to the mall, too many
parties, and too little sleep.
Example: I can't believe I thought it was
Wednesday; I'm just completely holidazed.
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holla:
hi,
or hey
Example: Holla! Wuz up?
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holleration:
Simple
greeting. Cross between holler and salutations.
Example: A. (phone) Aiight, hit me later
B. Aiight, holleration.
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Hollyweb:
The
myriad websites devoted to trivia about, or
promotion of, movie actors, movies, studios and
directors, ad nauseam.
Example: Mel Gibson had another hit this
week - on Hollyweb when 23 sites featured a
picture of him peering into a mirror plucking his
eyebrows.
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hollywood
parking: A
free parking space directly in front of the store
you want to visit.
Example: Hey, look! Hollywood
parking--grab it!
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Hollywood
Tires \ Tyres: To
have car tires screech for no apparent reason as
they do in Hollywood movies--
when reversing from a car park, cornering at low
speeds, driving on sand or dirt tracks
Example: (Tire screech) That guy must have
bought those new Hollywood tires.
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Hollywoodize:
1.
To take a classic story or a story of high regard
and exploit it for money-making purposes.
2. To make a sequel to a successful film while
disregarding quality and taste.
Example: _City of Angels_ is a
Hollywoodized version of Wim Wenders classic
_Wings of Desire_.
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Holmes:
A
term of address for a male friend.
Example: What's up, Holmes?
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home
p: Abbreviation
of home page created by KISH in 1998.
Home p is widely used in Korea as a trendy word,
now.
Example: Thank you for visiting my home p.
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home
team: (n.)
1. A greeting to be used when approaching one's
friends.
Example: What's up, home team?
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homebirth:
The
act of purposely giving birth at home.
Example: Instead of going to the hospital
to have her baby, she had a homebirth.
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homeer:
To
sleep sneakily during boring meetings, lessons,
or other things.
Example: I attempted to homeer during
American Lit., but Mrs. Smith kept catching me.
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homefat:
The
rolls of fat on the back of one's neck. Most
observable on heavy-set individuals with short
hair or shaved heads.
Example:
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Homeless:
1.
Disgruntled or in disprepair.
2. Name for a humorously odd-looking friend.
(Commonly used to affectionately address friends
in the early morning hours.)
Example: 1. That has got to be the most
homeless lawn job ever. Was he trying to make
crop circles?
2. Hey, Homeless, glad you could make it to work
this morning.
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homepreneur:
home-based
entrepreneur
Example: Homepreneurs often feel isolated
in their business offices in spare bedrooms or
basements.
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homer:
An
apologist, fanatic, and staunch defender with
kamikaze-like loyalty. Simply put, a homer is fan
of a team who is so ardently attached, she's lost
all objectivity. She'll defend anything and
everything her team does, and whe'll act on every
opportunity to flame or disrespect rivals.
Example: The Duck's fans are the ultimate
homers. They bash the Kings as being on a lucky
streak, when actually the Kings made all the
right moves to be successful.
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Homeskillet:
Corrupted
derivation of 'homeboy', used as a friendly
descriptor to refer to a close friend or
relative.
Example: Wussup homeskillet, we going out
or not?
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homeslice:
Used
in place of homeboy-- Like homeskillet
Example: Damn homeslice, quit bogarting
that soda.
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Homeycide:
The
murder of a homey or an OG.
Example: The police are investigating a
gang-related homeycide that took place late last
night.
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homeymoon:
An
extended outing or roadtrip with one's homeys
Example: Sorry, babe, can't see you this
weekend.
Myrtle Beach awaits, and I promised the boys a
homeymoon.
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hommie:
Good
friend, usually one of your best friends.
Example: Yo, s'up hommie?
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hommie
hopper: Girl
or woman who sleeps with a lot of guys for no
reason.
Example: Karen is the class's worst hommie
hopper.
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homoentendrephobia:
The
fear of expressing one's self to a same-sex
friend in a manner that could be interpreted as a
sexual overture.
Example: I was interested in stopping at
the roadside attraction known as The Mystery
Hole, but my homoentendrephobia prevented me from
suggesting it to Bob.
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homogenic:
Ho
maw ja nick. Taken from homogenized.
The obnoxious plastic ring the hangs on the
plastic milk bottle after you twist open the cap
the first time.
Example: What's that blue thing in my
milk, Mom? Oh, that's just the homogenic. Throw
it away.
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Homogenous
interface: A
loud, politically correct, nose-to-nose
discussion or argument over superfluous nonsense.
Example: It's time you and I had an
homogenous interface.
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homonominal:
Having
the same name.
Generally referring to a group of like objects or
people sharing a similar or identical
designation.
Example: Is it just me, or is every second
person in accounting named Dave?
That department is becoming homonominal.
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homonomony:
Identifying
likenesses between people or things. When you say
Gee, don't you think Bill looks a lot like Peter
Jennings? you are practicing homonomony. You can
identify likenesses between two people or between
a person and an animal. Three levels of
homonomony: Level 1 = Spittin' image, Level 2 =
Yeah, I see what you mean,
Level 3 = Well, from a certain angle. Levels have
.5 ratings, mostly to prevent arguments and
divorce.
Example: Ellen enjoyed practicing
homonomony at the malls, where there were lots of
faces to compare.
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homophagous:
Man-eating.
Example: That homophagous female has
cleaned out many men.
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homosectual:
(n)
Someone who will only associate socially,
professionally, or sexually with those
who share the same religious or philosophical
convictions
Example: Rob's some kind of homosectual;
he only dates fellow vegan Buddhists.
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homosexualkitty:
Feline
homosexual.
Example: A homosexualkitty is quite common
at unisex cat camps.
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homosocial:
People
who are not homosexual but socialise with others
who are.
Example: Bexta's not homosexual, but he is
homosocial.
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honest:
synonym
to cool, sweet, etc.
Example: Hey Thom, that concert was
honest!
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Honey-Dew:
N -
Projects or work that are brought on, directly or
indirectly, from a spouse or significant other.
Example: Well, boys, I would go the bar,
but I've got a huge list of Honey-Dews that need
to be attended to.
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honeyhooker:
Good
friend.
Example: I'm gonna meet up with my
honeyhooker Lanie and go to see _Tomb Raider_.
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honeysprinkles:
Someone
who is very cute and sweet. it is the nicest
compliment possible/
Example: Walter, you're my honeysprinkle.
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honk:
n.
food or snacks
Example: Hey, I'm hungry. You wanna get
some honk?
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honk
shoe: From
the sound of snoring. Used to indicate that an
event or happening is or was boring.
Example: A: How was the party? B: Honk
shoe.
X: Then Bill told that story about the speeding
ticket again. Y: Again? Honk shoe.
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honkadory:
A
cute young boy (child).
Example: Where is my little honkadory?
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honkin:
something
massive
Example: that's one honkin nose on that
chick
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honorary
Q: When
you're at your friend's house so much that you
become part of their family
Example: Megan: Cindy's always at
Marisa's. Kim: Don't you know, she's an honorary
Q.
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hoobajoob:
Events
that are taking place; questionable material
Example: What is all of this hoobajoob? I
don't understand this hoobajoob.
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hoobalagah:
A
interjection expressing reaction to the sudden
rush that comes from caffine or adrenaline.
Example: Hoobalagah! Thats some good
espresso.
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hoobity:
The
remains of the bugs that hit your windshield.
Example: Better wipe off all that hoobity
off the car before mom gets home!
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hoochie:
A
female human usually found loitering outside
nightclubs whose make-up to clothes ratio is very
uneven.
Or hoochie-mama. Hoochies can be identified by
shirts with no backs and heads with no brains.
They like to travel in packs, especially to the
bathroom.
Example: Look at that hoochie over there.
She bumped into the wall and left a mark.
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hoochie
pants: Skin-tight
black pants women sometimes where to bars and
parties.
Example: That girl is looking to go out
tonight. Look at those hoochie pants.
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Hoochie-mobile:
A
pimped-out car.
Example: Did you see that Civic with the
gold rims? What a hoochie-mobile.
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hood
rat: Any
person from the 'hood who thinks that they have
class when, in fact, that is not the case.
Example: You couldn't get me to set foot
in that club. Too many hood rats!
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hoodsie:
In
Massachusetts, a girl who is probably underage
and dresses inappropriately. The word is derived
from Hood Dairy products, specifically ice cream
cups with wooden spoons.
Example: You should be more careful if you
don't want to go to jail. That girl's wicked
cute, but she's a hoodsie.
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hoofz
beat: Like
heartbeat. The hoofs of a horse beating.
Example: Look out Chevy Camaro, you can
hear my hoofz beat.
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hoojicapiv:
A
whatsit is a thingamajig is a whatchamacallit
Just another something that you can't find the
right word for.
Example: The darned hoojicapiv on the
whatsit isn't running right. Give 'er another
bash and see if that works.
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hook
up: 1.
To handcuff (refers to the specific act of
handcuffing, but implies taking into custody).
Police slang.
2. To get together romantically.
Example: 1. Tags on the car are expired,
let's go ahead and hook him up. OR Busy day
today, we musta hooked up five, six guys.
2. I hooked up with this nice guy at the dance.
OR I saw you mackin' on that girl--you two hook
up?
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hook
up: To
copulate.
Example: Billie dumped Willie because he
wouldn't hook up with her.
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Hooker
Boots: Knee
High Boots or Go-Go Boots
Example: She had a short skirt and some
hooker boots on.
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hooker
hoops: Large,
hooped earrings.
Example: She was wearing a lot of large
jewelry, including hooker hoops.
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hookey,
hooky: When
you're not doing anything.
Example: Stop playing hookey and get back
to work
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hoolinguyattamouth:
Hoo-lin-geye-utter-mouth.
Ssomthing that tastes really bad is said to be
hoolinguyattamouth.
Example: These taste like
hoolinguyattamouth.
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Hooo:
Shows
imperssion of a great, awesome and terrific
thing.
Example: Hooo! look at this truck - i want
one too.
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Hoopt:
Does
not make sense, no logic.
Example: GST, now thats Hoopt!
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Hoopty:
Car
of dubious quality, usually a POS.
Example: You see Mike's 69 Impala? Yah,
till he gets some body work done it'll be a
hoopty.
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hoopty:
Completely
and totaly messed up.
Example: I got stuck in detention because
I acted hoopty.
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hoopy:
adj.
- denoting the extreme excellent coolness of a
person, place or thing
Example: as in Hitchiker's Guide to the
Galaxy by Douglas Adams: You sass that Ford
Prefect? There's one hoopy frood who knows where
his towel is.
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hoopy-dingy:
A
lady's rear end.
Example: Grandma told us to wear jeans on
cold days to keep our hoopy-dingys warm.
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Hoorj:
Hooray
is an outdated word. Hoorj can express feelings
beyond happiness.
It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting
(HoOoORj!).
Example: Me: How are you doing?
You: I'm just fine! HoorJ!
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hooroo:
Australian
slang for goodbye.
Example: Have a good one barry, hooroo.
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hoot:
an
extreme of humor
Example:
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hootenanny:
A
gathering--bigger than a shindig, but smaller
than a rave.
Example: Are you going to Ryan's
hootenanny?
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hooterific:
Very
cool, almost cool enough to work at Hooters or
Meijers--if you enjoy grocery shopping and hair
products.
Example: Those shoes are from Payless, but
their hooterific.
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hoover:
To
ingest food or drink unbeliveably fast. Inspired
by the vacuum cleaner company.
Example: I filled the dog's bowl and he
hoovered it before I could set the bag down.
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hopdogy:
One
who enjoys Hip-Hop music.
Example: Raphul is a real hopdogy, yo.
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Hope
n' scope: The
walk around the bar checking on and hitting on
anything that moves.
Example: The only dates Christina ever got
were ones following a hope 'n scope.
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hopingley:
Hoping
for the best.
Example: Hopingley I'll be able to get the
day off tomorrow.
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hoppersquash:
Things
that hit your windshield and stick as you are
driving down the road.
Example: We had a great time in Arkansas
but the truck came back covered with
hoppersquash.
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hopsenmaltz
disease: A
major beer hangover
Example: I gotta bad case of Hopsenmaltz
Disease this morning.
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hopskipandajump:
A
distance which is far enough but not too far.
Example: New York is a fair
hopskipandajump from Philadelphia.
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horbgorble:
To
wander around aimlessly.
Example: Sheep tend to horbgorble.
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horizontalization:
A
word commonly used in place of the usually
intended harmonization.
Example: Horizontalization of our business
processes will ensure success.
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hork:
1.
To steal, to rip off.
2. To vomit (if human) or to have a total system
failure (if computer).
Example: 1: Chris, you jerk, don't be
horking my fries.
2: Don't know what was wrong with the code, but
my server horked repeatedly.
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hork:
The
hacking sound made by an animal when in the
process of expelling undigested dinner or fur.
Example: It was 2:30 am and I awoke to the
sound of the cat horking in the living room.
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horn:
Cellphone.
Example: I'll be out somwhere tonight and
I'll have my cell horn.
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horn
mono: A
motorcycle wheelie (riding on the rear wheel
only) of epic proportion.
Example: The new R1 lets you pull horn
monos without even thinking about it.
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hornce:
the
opposite of steep. Used to describe slopes,
staircases, mountains, or anything else that has
a shallow grade, or slight incline. To my
knowledge there was previously no word for the
opposite of steep, so I derived it from my last
name (Hornsey). There are at least 5 people on
the planet other than myself who are actively
using this much needed word.
Example: I don't like mountain bike trails
that are too steep, I much prefer hornce trails.
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hornerman:
The
man you are cheating on your husband with.
Example: Clinton: Is that your new
boyfriend?
Zanita: Nah, Sam is still around. That's my
hornerman.
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hornery:
It's
a cross between horny and ornery.
Example: I get a little hornery about once
a month.
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hornormal:
Many,
typically females, describe their normal
fluctuating moods related to their monthly cycles
as normal (but hormonal); this is especially true
for those of us who work in the health industry
and have to ask how one is feeling.
Example: I was a little upset and
depressed last week but I feel that this was just
hornormal.
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hornswoggle:
To
take something from someone else. {This is
actually an existing slang word--meaning is
usually related to cheating. Similar words
include honeyfuggle and bumswiggle.}
Example: Hey, man, can I hornswoggle one
of those beers?
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Horrendoma:
From
horrendous and -oma, the medical suffix for
tumor,
denoting an unusually bad or complicated medical
condition
Example: The car accident left a real
horrendoma on his face.
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horribelocity:
The
speed with which things become more and more
horrible.
Example: The horribelocity of the trip
increased when Eunice began telling us her
shaving stories.
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horribility:
The
potential for something to become horrible.
Example: A large person on the top of an
unsturdy bunk bed has horribility.
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horriblate:
Used
to describe the rapid descent of a situation into
the realms of the horrible. Alternatively a
descriptive phrase.
Example: I got into work this morning and
my day proceeded to horriblate rapidly. OR I
spent the morning on the phone to a bunch of
horriblates from project management.
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Horrification:
The
act of horrifying; the state of being horrified.
Example: He says, My brother was
horrified.
She says, Ah, well, a bit of horrification is
good now and then.
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horrocious:
Atrocious
+horrendous.
1. Dreadful.
2. Extremly brutal, cruel, or wicked.
To be used in more intense circumstances then
either of the words from which it is made up.
Example: 1. The oil spill scene was so
horrocious that I couldn't stand to watch any
more of the report.
2. The people watched in horror as the bunnies
were being tested by the cosmetics companies, and
thought of how horrocious and sad it was.
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Horror
Island: One
of a group of many islands(eg.Temptation
Island).This is a fictional place where
everything horrible and terrible goes.Can be used
on its own also.
NB:To be said in evil Exorcist voice if possible.
Example: Last night at work was just
Horror Island
A:How was the party yesterday?
B:Horror Island
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horrorshow:
Great,
wonderful.
Example: Madonna's tour is really
horrorshow.
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Horse
Dover: When
you're so hungry you could eat a horse and all
they serve you are
(from the French: Hors d'oeuvre) appetizers.
Example: Yes, please, thank you very much.
I'll take a few of your horse dovers.
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horsey:
when
something doesn't quite work visually.
Example: Loosen up the kerning in your
headline, it looks horsey.
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horti-Q:
One
who has a measurable intelligence level roughly
equivalent to that of a plant. Horticultural +
I.Q.
Example: He was a few plates short of a
picnic, a few fries short of a happy meal. In
short, a horti-Q.
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horticulture:
A
fruitless attempt to make a lady of the night
appreciate the finer things of life.
Example: You can lead a horse to
water...but you can't drag a horticulture.
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hosebroke:
Describes
an individual who has been rendered dysfunctional
by catastrophic ego deflation, usually preceded
by self over-inflation of ego. (Inspired by the
catastrophic failure of a neighbor's garden
hose).
Example: Yeah, Ed got passed over for the
V.P. spot, so now he's hosebroke.
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hosed:
Usually
refering to a situation beyond salvage or repair.
Similar to FUBAR. Pronunciation: 'hOz-d'
Example: Chris forgot to back it up...
We're so hosed!
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hoser:
A
person who is trying to deceive others.
Example: That hoser can't be trusted. From
the Wisconsin-Minnesota area.
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hosimba:
A
word of exuberant joy.
Example: Hosimba! That is one hot mamma!
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hossie
or hossy: Similar
to sassy--overbearing, arrogant,
self confident, independent, won't take any crap
from anyone, etc.
Example: She was hossy.
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hot:
Extremely
attractive or beautiful; more than cute.
Example: Hey, that guy over there is
pretty good looking. He's not just good looking,
he's hot!
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hot
comm: I’m
involved with on-road, pure electric vehicles,
and they can be very high performance (see
www.nedra.com). Instead of having a “hot
rod” (as in engine push rod), or fast
driving as in “hot-rodding,” we say
“hot comm,” or “hot comming,”
referring to the commutator in our electric
motor(s).
Example: My son has been hot-comming in
the RX-7 EV (electric vehicle) again.
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hot
in the box: a
project or task is in progress. It was created
because some stupid project manager at work was
always using buzz words he heard his other idiot
project manager peers using. we decided that we
would start making them up and using them around
him so his peers would have no idea what he was
talking about and he would think he was up on his
techie lingo.
Example: the project is hot in the box.
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hot
second: Shorter
than a regular second...more like a half-second.
Example: Amy: They're selling Britney
Spears tickets at the arena. Erin: I'll be there
in a hot second.
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hot-bobbling:
Describes
something that is usually liquid and hot.
Not quite boiling. May on first touch be thought
to be near boiling point, but actually quite
safe.
Example: Is this soup hot-bobbling? OR
My bath is hot-bobbling.
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hot-hole:
To
describe a particularly nasty piece of internet
photography
Example: Did you get the hot-hole i
emailed? Nasty eh?
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hotdish:
Midwest
American-Scandinavian (ND, MN) meaning the same
as a casserole entree.
Example: My sister is planning to bring
her favorite tuna hotdish to the church supper.
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hote:
Hair
Over The Ears
Example: Neil Diamond came to town and
every hote came from miles around.
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hotter
than a pickle, hotter'n: Extremely
hot.
Example: God, it's hotter than a pickle
today.
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hottertunlove:
a
running together of the words hotter than love to
describe an intense degree of heat...
Example: My gosh, turn the fire down, it's
hotterunlove in here.
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hottie
bombalottie: The
ultimate hottie--can be pronounced either hottie
boom-ba-lottie or bum-ba-lottie. HB is
abbreviation.
Example: Oh, my God! That Louis is one
hottie bombalottie.
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hottie
mchothot: A
good-looking person.
Example: Alyson Hannigan is one hottie
mchothot.
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houndy:
Describing
food that is so delicious, the eater wants to
hound it down.
Example: This pizza is houndy. I could eat
the whole thing by myself.
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house:
Shortened
version of cleaning house.
Similar to cleaning out his clock. Used to
describe someone flipping out.
Example: A. What happened after your Dad
came home and saw what you did to his car?
B. Oh Christ, he just went house and severely
chewed me out.
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house
of goofy white man: another
name for McDonalds
Example: I want some fries. Lets go to the
House of Goofy White Man.
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House,
The: Waffle
House, the only place in the country where you
can get a cup of coffee, smoke indoors, and sit
around for hours all for under a dollar- not
counting a tip and jukebox selections. Can also
be called Our House when referring to the
establishment in your neighborhood, or the one
you frequent the most.
Example: I'm bored, you wanna go to The
House.
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Housemaster:
The
person in charge of the house.
Example: The housemaster made it clear
that there will be no kitties allowed.
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Houserker:
How-zehr-kehr.
One who is meticulous about one's own house.
Someone who values her house to the extreme.
Example: It's only a pencil mark on the
wall. Just erase it.
But it's my life!
You're such a houserker.
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housewiverly:
Related
to doing jobs normally thought of as women's
work.
Example: We felt very housewiverly after
cleaning and gardening all day.
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how's
up: Mix
of How are you? and Whassup?
Example: Hey, DK, how's up?
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Howay:
A
Middlesbrough, England resident, usually working
class.
In most of England, working-class parents shout
Get here! at their children.
In Middlesbrough it's Howay!--a cry which can
usually be heard somewhere at any
given time in Middlesbrough town centre.
Example: Did you meet Robert's new
girlfriend? She's a right Howay!
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howie:
One
who has a tendency to be zany, or geeky.
See also: Gary
Example: Did you see that guy at the party
last night--the one with the mullet? What a
Howie.
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howsit:
Meaning
How is it going. It is a simplified version that
is easier to roll off you tounge and yet very
self explanitory
Example: You donna, howsit?
Response would be: eh, not bad...
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howyergoin's:
Alcoholic
beverages shared amongst friends.
Example: I'm goin' down the pub for some
howyergoin's with Chook and Bez.
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howzabout:
A
way to start a conversation with a suggestion.
Example: Howzabout we just stay in
tonight?
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howzigwan:
How's
it going? said lazily or in a rush.
Example: Hey Jim, howsigwan?
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howzitgo?:
To
be said when someone has just explained something
using excessive hand movements and plenty of
descriptive sounds. Almost always results in the
person repeating the whole hand-waving, noisy
explanation.
Example: A friend has just described how
he climbed a creaky ladder and fell off into a
muddy puddle using mime actions and sounds as
well as a verbal description. Just say a quick
Howzitgo? and he'll repeat the whole act.
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Hrbeck:
The
act of pulling or pushing a runner's leg off a
base and then tagging him in a baseball game.
Named in honor of the player who successfully
executed this manuver.
Just ask the Braves.
It happened to them in the World Series once.
Example: Hey, ump! I can't be out.
I was just standing here on first base and he
Hrbecked me.
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Hrk-th!:
Used
to express affectation for the liberating
satisfaction many people associate with spitting.
Example: Hrk-th! (wipes mouth)
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HTMeLted:
when
your head is melted after doing too much HTML
code.
Example: I never thought i'd get those
templates done, me head is HTMeLted.
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huage:
Even
bigger than huge, but not mahousive.
Example: That building's bloody huage.
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hubba:
An
expression indicative of lust.
[Hubba, hubba. What a figure. Two more legs and
she'd look like Trigger. (For those old enough to
remember Roy Rogers as King of the Cowboys.)
Nothing sexy there.]
Example: John is soooo sexy. Hubba.
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hubba
jubba: Otherwise
known as love handles. It's that fat that males
get around the sides of their waists.
The female equivalent would be mumma jubbas.
Example: Eatin' too much junk food lately.
Startin' to get hubba jubbas.
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huckelbuckel:
A
small unexpected gift.
Example: I have a huckelbuckel for you.
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huckled:
To
throw at a high speed.
Example: After receiving an F on his test,
George huckled his pen at the teacher's head.
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huddlepuff(s):
Can
be used as a noun or verb to describe the
people/action of multiple smokers gathering at
the same location to smoke, usually right outside
an entrance way of a building, impeding your
attempt to enter or exit. Inclement weather tends
to increase their ranks.
Example: I was late getting to
class/work/safety from a burning building because
I had to navigate around/through all of the
huddlepuffs.
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huff:
V.
To smoke, as in to smoke a cigaret. N. A smoke.
Example: V. I'm stepping outside to huff a
cigaret. N. I'm stepping outside for a huff.
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huganic:
Huge
and gigantic--meaning really, really big.
Example: The size of my credit card bill
was hugantic.
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huge
pipes: A
high-bandwidth internet connection.
Example: Since I got DSL, I have huge
pipes.
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hugegantic:
Very,
verrrry large. No, even bigger.
Example: Their house was hugegantic!
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hugemungo:
Used
when huge and humongous do not do the size of the
particular noun justice.
Example: Alison's woman's rear-end is
positively hugemungo.
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hugeonic:
Something
bigger than huge and smaller than giganic.
Example: Did you see the size of that? It
was hugeonic.
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huggle:
Combination
of a hug and a cuddle. More intimate than simply
a hug, but more physical than a cuddle.
Example: I need a huggle!
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hugglesquash:
A
hug and cuddle wrapped in a tight squeeze.
Example: Overjoyed Marcy hugglesquashed
her boyfriend in thanks for her gift.
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huglet:
An
affectionate action in passing that is not quite
a full stop-and-stand hug;
usually something similar like arm around waist,
chin on shoulder, etc.
Example: As he passed she gave him a
huglet and asked him how he was doing.
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Huh.
(blank). What's going o: An
expression of puzzlement adapted from the video
game Silent Hill.
Any noun or name can be placed in the blank.
Used when one is confused about a particular
item.
Example: 1. A radio has just turned off by
itself.
Huh. Radio. What's going on with that radio?2.
Your friend Jimmy was supposed to pick you up,
but he's nowhere to be found.
Huh. Jimmy. What's going on with that Jimmy?
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Hum-dinger:
Adjective
discribing something beautiful like a car or
object.
Example: That car is a hum-dinger
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humamajoob:
the
container in which fries are served.
Example: I ordered a humamajoob of fries.
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human-baboon:
One
who takes on the physical attributes or or
behavorial characteristics of a large hairy
primate.
Example: A. My God, what's that? B. Oh
dont worry. That's my son--he's a bit of a
human-baboon.
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humassive:
Cross
between humungous and massive.
Example: If you think this fish is big,
you should have seen the one that got away. It
was humassive.
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humberize:
To
take something (an experience or object) with
great potential and mess it up beyond belief.
Developed by residence students of Humber
College.
Example: A free trip to the centre of the
earth. Sweet, just don't let anyone humberize it.
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humbus
mcjumbus: Awesome,
cool, phat.
Example: Going to the club tonight would
be humbus mcjumbus.
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huminah?:
Used
when
1. You have no idea what someone means,
2. Did not hear, or
3. If what was said is totally odd or simply out
there.
Example: 1. I wanna go nark a furby.
Huminah?
2. I wanna have my eyebrows ripped out by S and M
gnomes. Huminah?
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humint:
Pronounced
hume-int: Human intelligence.
Espionage conducted by an individual on the
ground, observing actions.
Example: Most humint officers are farmed
from the military.
The CIA officer killed in Afganistan was a
Marine, for instance.
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hummin':
When
something's really cool.
Example: That's hummin'!
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Humongerous:
Something
that is bigger and more important than humongus.
Example: Her record sales were
humongerous.
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hump
his/her/its leg: a
term used to express sexual desire towards
another person
Example: Oo, I so wanna hump Chris' leg
...
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humphable:
A
descriptive word used when doing a disliked task.
Example: Homework is humphable.
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humtrattle:
Nonsense,
balderdash, poppycock--or can be used as a random
expletive.
Example: That's a bunch of humtrattle.
You're full of humtrattle. Or simply, Humtrattle!
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hune:
1.
The possessive form of a third person, singular,
gender-neutral pronoun.
Used to indicate possession, agency, or reception
of an action by a gender-neutral being or person
spoken of.
Can be used to replace his or her.
2) the third person singular pronoun in the
nominative case, gender-neutral.
other forms: huneself (reflexive).
Example: 1. Everyone must bring hune hat.
2. The person presented hune proposal.
3) Each person taught huneself to read.
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huney:
A
person who is both huge and puny.
Example: Chris, you sure are looking huney
today.
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hungy:
One
hundred dollars, or one hundred runs in
cricket--that is, a century.
Example: A. Win at the races?
R. Nah, blew a hungy.
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hunh:
Yinglish,
Yiddish-English, for Excuse me, I don't
understand that, could you repeat that please?
Example: Mr. Puppick, not understanding
the explanation to the question he had asked,
rolled his eyes and exclaimed to his
interlocutor, Hunh?!
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hunky
dory day: The
day exactly one month after your actual birthday.
This is usually celebrated when one's actual
birthday has been inadvertently missed, and
therefore calls for much more rigourous partying.
Example: We better go get a couple of
kegs. It's hunky dory day!
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hurdman:
Something
that's there when you want something else.
Example: ARRGH! This is the third time
I've called Constantine's house and his annoying
brother Phil picked up.
Jerk's a hurdman.
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hurg:
Sound
a Dutch male makes when he is embarrassed or
distressed, usually by reference to his sex life.
Example: Pixel: We were in a tent. Sarah:
Kinky. Pixel: Hurg.
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Hurtin':
To
be lame or pathetic.
Example: This club is hurtin'.
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husblink:
A
husband who is here now, but don't blink or he
will be gone.
Example: Honey does this dress make me
look fat? Husblink...? Where'd you go?
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huschla:
It
means anything when you can't think of the word
to use....
Example: I need to go to the store and get
my huschla
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Hussie
Mae: A
Girlfriend Greeting.
Example: Hey HussieMae! What's up? Wanna
hang out ?
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hussy:
Female
human of questionable character. Not necessarily
immoral, but bratty and inappropriately
provocative
Example: Anna Nicole Smith is the hussy
that married for money.
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hutt:
A
lazy person; slacker
Example: I can't believe they still
haven't finished that! What a bunch of hutts!
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huzzah!:
expression
of triumph and contempt, takes place of phrases
like How'd you like the taste of THAT?!
Example:
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hyaah:
To
signify something is white trash.
Example: That girl's jeans have fringes on
the legs. Hyaah!
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hydroflout:
(hi'dro
falout) Getting hit in the face by the ice that
was stuck to the inside bottom of a drinking
glass when you tilt the galss bottom up while
drinking.
Example: If you don't shake your glass,
you're gonna get hydroflouted.
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hydroplegic:
Noun.
A person unable to communicate coherently due to
a chronic and habitual
daily use of hydroponically-grown marijuana.
Example: I ran into Steve yesterday and
tried to have a conversation, but he's turned
into a hydroplegic.
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hygenic
trifecta: When
you shower, shave, and brush your teeth all in
the same day.
Example: Bert. Since you have a date
tonight, are you going to clean up at all? Ernie.
Completely.
I think I feel a hygenic trifecta coming on.
Bert. No way. Jeez, she must be really important
to you.
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hyp-Oz-crite:
Hip-a-scrit.
One who dumps on another (usually a celebrity)
forever, but when said person (celebrity) becomes
more mainstream and popular, the dumper suddenly
loves her. Derived from the media's lovey-dovey
reaction to former whipping-boy Ozzy Osbourne
once his TV show became popular.
Example: I remember when _Newsweek ripped
Ozzy to shreds, calling him devil-worshipper. Now
they praise the realism of his show. What a bunch
of hyp-Oz-scrits.
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Hype:
Something
that is Cool.
Example: That Darren Jay tape is Hype!
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hyperautocritical:
adjective
to describe someone who is overly critical of
him/herself
Example: Michael was so hyperautocritical
that he eventually committed suicide.
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hyperblah:
to
decribe someone that you never know if they are
hyper or blah their mood can change at any
moment!
Example: Wow! She is one girl who is
hyperblah, you don't know when to talk to her.
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hypercool:
Something
or someone exceedingly cool.
Example: Wow, the new starship Enterprise
is hypercool!
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hypernataldigitation:
Awarenesss
of a tendency to look at a digital clock when it
displays your birthday.
Example: She was acutely aware of her
hypernataldigitation. She knew that she often
looked at digital clocks when they show 6:17--her
birthday is June 17.
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hypernavigate:
To
excessively direct the driver of a car, usually
characteristic of backseat drivers.
Example: If you're driving to your house
and it's directly in front of you, saying Go
straight is hypernavigation.
(For good examples of hypernavigation, see Crazy
Taxi (© Sega 1999, 2000)).
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Hypernormous:
Beyond
big.
Example: The rock star was making
hypernormous amounts of money.
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hypersookidaemia:
Where
a person appears more upset, in order to gain
sympathy,
or have a very low tolerance to pain, stress,
etc.
Example: She was suffering a severe case
of hypersookidaemia. What a wuss!
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hyphen-hater:
someone
who does not like using hyphens in words. Such a
person would write coordinate instead of
co-ordinate. Play on words with the opposite
meaning hyphenator.
Example: The hyphen-hater tried to sell us
on coop housing.
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hypocrite
burger: A
vegetarian burger with bacon and cheese.
Example: I'll have the hypocrite burger
with bacon, please.
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Hypogeographemia:
Anemia
of the brain, causing an inability to find your
way around an area even though you've been there
a dozen times.
Example: I don't remember from day to day
how to get to a place I've been before.
Therefore, I have Hypogeographemia.
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hyponoia:
The
pathalogical sense that NOBODY is out to get you.
Example: The other day on Lincoln High
Street, I experiences the weirdest sense of
hyponoia. It soon passed, of course. Thank God.
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hypostulate:
Between
hypothesis and postulate.
Example: Examining the evidence, it is
possible to hypostulate a new theory.
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hypotenusing:
Walking
for minimum distance and maximum efficiency often
entails diverging from the common path:
to cut across, or to take the shortest cut of all
short cuts.
Example: Why are you going across the
field?
We're hypotenusing.
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