V:
Visitor,
tourist. Made popular by the 80s sci-fi
mini-series by the same name.
Example: To the person driving slowly
ahead of you, Come on, V, quit sight-seeing and
drive.
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V.
Pelefo - Adj. Pelefo'd - N.: V.
When the corner of a peice of paper, or material
glued to a surface, peals upwards and curls off
the paper.
Adj - Pelefo'd - the paper has pealed and folded
upwards.
Noun - Pelefodian - A type of person that can't
resist but to pick at the corner of a paper and
pelefo it.
Example: V - That paper looks as if it is
going to pelefo some time soon.
Adj. That basketball card has all pelefo'd, i am
not going to buy that.
N. Your a pelefodian, you can' help yourself, you
just have to pick at it hey.
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vache:
Sitting
around doing nothing much in particular, kinda
like chewing your cud.
Example: What are you doing tonight? Eh,
I'm going home to vache.
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vaclempt:
To
appear extremely distraught. The act of
expressing anguish over a particular situation.
Example: Sarah failed her psychology exam
and she looks pretty vaclempt.
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vacuucoffophobia:
Occurs
while vacuuming. Fear of tripping over the cord
and hitting your head on the corner of the coffee
table.
Example: Sharon claimed her severe case of
vacuucoffophobia accounted for her house looking
like a pigsty.
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vacuums:
Synonym
for sucks, but less severe. So, basically its
bad, but not THAT bad.
Example: Sort of like: I hate math, so my
math mid-term sucks. History mid-term merely
vacuums.
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Vaderant:
(adj)
Someone who is cruel, heartless and has no
concern for competition or life.
Example: Bill Gates is a vaderant person.
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Vaderist:
Someone
who embodies the beliefs of Darth Vader of Star
Wars.
Example: The kid down the road is a
Vaderist.
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vagenda:
The
catalogue of expectations a woman has of a man.
Example: Bob would have liked to have
watched the football game on Thanksgiving Day
but that was not on Chrissy's vagenda.
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vaguery:
A
collection of vague, unimportant or unconnected
social events.
This term especially refers to oblig,atory or
nonsense conversations and other interactions.
Example: I downloaded a 4mb virus fix for
him on a 1kb/sec connection (split between 15
office staff)
and other vaguery.
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vah:
Can
be any part of speech. Used especially when you
can't remember a specific word. (See also:
crombie, nik, sappa.)
Example: Get me the vah.... No, the other
one--over there in the corner.
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valet
bank: a
very high income level, possibly the highest tax
bracket before filthly fuckin' rich. it
originated when i learned how much valets can
make working 4 days a week in las vegas (which is
way more than what most people i know make
working 5 days a week).
Example: dude, if i made valet bank i
could play at the high roller blackjack tables
every night!
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valid:
Cool.
Example: That movie was valid.
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valleycide:
The
killing off of the San Fernando Valley secession
movement by Los Angeles power structure
Example: Mayor Hahn has raised $5 million
for valleycide.
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valuejet:
1.
To miserably fail.
2. A state of total disaster that ends in
miserable failure.
Example: Before I came to work here, I
worked for an internet company that did a
valuejet.
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vanderwahled:
The
position of a chair not being pushed in under a
table.
Example: The cafeteria was a mess, the
kindergartners had left all of their chairs
vanderwahled. We had to go back and push them
back in.
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Vanilla:
Plain,
boring, lacking excitement.
Example: A) How was your date last night?
B) Totally vanilla, I was home by 9:30.
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vanity
sitcom: As
per vanity publishing, a comedic television
series starring an actor whose fame is on the
wane. The actor and character they play will have
similar names and the show will be named after
them. Shows with multiple main characters are not
vanity sitcoms. Geena and Bette are vanity
sitcoms, Seinfeld is not.
Example: After Winona Ryder's latest
escapades, there's nothing left for her but a
vanity sitcom on the Fox network in 2003.
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vantastically
annoying: Beyond
all realms of being annoying, super or uber
annoying
Example: Our cashier today was
vantastically annoying.
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vape:
syn.
vaporize. Used to imply total destruction of
something (often files on a computer).
Example: Erm, Steve? We -did- make some
backups of all that important data, didn't we? I
think I just vaped it...
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vapomix:
For
cold sufferers, an easy to eat and digest cereal
laced ever so delicately with Vick's.
Example: This chicken soup isn't helping
my cold, honey. Make me some Vapomix.
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vapormeme:
Something
that everyone talks about, but doesn't actually
exist. (Cf: Similar to software that seems to
never get here--vaporware.)
Example: The weblog community was abuzz
with the notion of writing weblogger slash
fiction, but in the end it was just another
vapormeme.
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vaporware:
An
advertised product that never actually comes to
be. Especially in a catalog, under the header
coming soon.
Example: The catalog showed this amazing
new thingy, but it's six months later and there's
still no such thingy.
Alas, more vaporware from Thingy, Inc.
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vark:
An
anteater that runs away from fights.
v. To run from trouble.
Example: This big grasshopper arrived and
he just varked.
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VBAddicism:
One
who is addicted to the programming language
Visual Basic.
Example: John has VBAddicism. He lost his
job from being overly active in Visual Basic.
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vealboy,
vealgirl: A
derisive title given to the gullible or easily
picked on.
Example: Vealboy still wears his pants
backwards like he's an early-90's kid rapper.
Didn't the wedgie teach him anything?
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Veep:
Washington
DC expression, the Vice-President.
Example: Since 9-11 no really knows where
the Veep is at any given time.
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veg:
to
relax, to chill out
Example: i'm going to veg out for the
afternoon...
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Vegemate:
An
Australian pal who sends you supplies of Vegemite
when you are overseas.
Example: Hey, Barry, can you be my
Vegemate when I go to Sweden?
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vegie:
An
annoying thirteen-year old, especially those in
grade 8.
Example: These damn vegies are everywhere.
Its impossible to move.
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vehemenent:
The
comparative (or even superlative) form of the
adjective vehement,
accented on the second syllable.
Used as an intensifier, often in especially
eloquent barroom discussions after several
rounds.
Example: Hey! Calm down. I didn't mean
anything by it. You don't have to get all
vehemenent about it.
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vehicellular:
Relating
to the use of a cell phone in a car
Example: The police ruled it a
vehicellular homicide.
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velox:
newspaper
slang for a picture of a picture.
Example: the frontpage of today's
newspaper contains a velox.
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Velveeta
(also Velveitre): One
who eats cheese sucks up to superiors for
recognition. Also takes credit for someone else's
results.
Example: He's gone Velveeta again, eating
more cheese to impress the Captain.
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velvis:
Elvis
Presley painting done on velvet.
Example: Love your velvis decorations.
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venerable.:
Cool!
Example: That's venerable.
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venting:
To
release all your anger or to tell someone all
your problems.
Example: I had to vent my problems at you.
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verb:
To
use a noun as a verb.
Example: I like to verb words.
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verbaceous:
1.
Action-packed .
2. Using gobs of action verbs (reserved usage for
snooty writing groups).
Example: Even Train! can be verbaceous if
it's the last thing your character ever screams.
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verbicide:
An
act of word destruction; i. e., a word ceases to
exist or loses meaning due to the act
of an inividual. For example, some would consider
the act of verbing to be verbicidal.
Example: Valley girls haved used the word
like so inappropriately for so long that I would
like to charge them with verbicide.
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verbing:
The
act of transforming a regular noun into a
non-existent verb form.
Example: Our manager said we should work
on price-pointing and gold-tagging tonight. Oh, I
see she's been verbing again.
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verbology:
The
study, science, or practice of creating new
words.
Example: I decided to utilize my verbology
skills, so I logged on to pseudodictionary.com.
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Vernacular
of the Vacuous: Vocabulary
used in the practice of pretending like you do
not know how to do
something.
Generally designed to have a more capable person
present take over the entire project.
Can be used to great effect around control
freaks.
i.e. “I don’t have a head for
numbers.”
“Which end of the hammer do you use?”
Example: It was easier to do all of
Kelly’s homework than to listen to her
vernacular of the vacuous
about math being hard.
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verschnergen:
a
thingummy-bob, a whatsit, a little thingy.
Example: When you roll over a menu item, a
verschnurgen pops out, so ya know where ya are!
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verse
vica: Like
vice versa, only the other way around. (See visa
versa, too.)
Example: Should we eat first and then
shop, or verse vica?
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version:
Used
for a person who frequently distorts the truth
and reality in order to sound cool.
It's almost as though he makes his own version of
events.
Example: J. Chris reckons he downed a
bottle of vodka last night.
R. Yeah, he truly is a version, isn't he.
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Versioned:
Reffers
to a task that one was doing to their
satsifaction on the computer. After a software
upgrade, they can no longer perform the task to
their satisfaction. They have been versioned
Example: I was printing my widget reports
just fine until I got versioned. Now my noun has
become a verb.
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vertexulate:
the
rate at which an androgenous person visually
changes from appearing feminine to masculine in a
continous cycle
Example: my friend vertexulates at such a
high rate in a bar, people of both sexes will buy
her drinks.
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vertically
challenged: a
short person
Example: She's so vertically challenged
she uses a step-stool to get in and out of her
car.
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veter:
When
you get better, then worse, then better, then
worse, then better....
Example: I hate going through veter.
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vexeleration:
Excessive
gunning of a car engine by a motorist who has
just gotten out from behind a slow or otherwise
annoying driver, chiefly as a message to the
offending slowpoke.
Example: Mabel cheerfully went about her
errands in her 1965 Rambler. She was oblivious to
the tuned-up Hondas roaring by, vexelerators
pressed to the floor.
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vexsome:
someone
superficially appealing but ultimately a major
problem for anyone who gets to know the person,
i.e. initially winsome but ultimately vexatious
Example: Many powerful people you meet in
a new job turn out to be vexsome
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Vhialthe:
(vee-all-the)
n. (Spotspeak) Vhialthe is the greatest possible
typo for chocolate.
Example: Spot likes vhialthe in great
quantities.
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viagravate:
1.
To annoy with too much desire for sex.
2. To annoy in extreme fashion.
Example: That guy at the bar was so drunk
last night that all he could do was viagravate
me.
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Vibe:
A
collective feeling of euphoric goodwill commonly
experienced at social events, particularly
after-hours clubs and raves.
Example: There was a really good vibe at
that party last night
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victa:
Someone
who deliberately cuts in on someone else's
territory when she knows she shouldn't.
(As in Victa lawnmowers. I don't know if these
are only in Australia.)-
Example: When Pete saw Chris getting
friendly with Pete's new girlfriend he knew the
rumours of Chris being a victa were true.
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victoly:
When
you have won, you have achieved victoly.
Not to be confused with victory, victoly is
traditionally repeated by all those surrounding
you.
Example: Victoly! I have finished
redesigning my website.
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video
game eye: When
you have been playing a computer game too long
and can still see it playing in front of your
eyes even after you stop. Will often cause
involuntary eye movements in an attempt to dodge
imaginary foes.
Example: You'd better drive--I have
serious video game eye.
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vidiot:
A
child of any age who spends all of his or her
time sitting in front of a monitor playing video
games.
Example: Davideo was a vidiot!
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viewbicle:
(n)
Cubicle with a view.
Example: Bob got the corner viewbicle.
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viewie:
A
very attractive girl who is present, a viewable
female, pleasing to the eye
Example: You just missed a viewie walking
by.
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viewstalgia:
Thinking
things looked better in the past, or a desire to
see things from the past.
Example: Bob realized when he saw her
again that his idea of her being cute was just a
severe case of viewstalgia.
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VIFI:
Acronym:
Very Important Food Item.
Example: Pizza is a VIFI.
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viking
full: Extremely
satiated after a large meal.
Example: After three servings of turkey,
I'm not just full, I'm Viking full.
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vikings:
Nickname
for Vicodin, a pain reliever containing
Hydrocodone (related to codeine),
a narcotic analgesic, and Acetaminophen, a less
potent pain reliever that increases the effects
of hydrocodone.
Example: My doctor gave me some vikings
for pain after my wisdom teeth were extracted.
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vilifrying:
An
insult so spectacularly appropriate and true that
the subject is rendered speechless, usually
resulting in the mouth opening and closing
repeatedly, like a fish gasping for air.
Example: When she said to James, How could
you possibly catch the foul ball when you have no
arms, Stumpy? James was so vilifryed, he almost
fainted.
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village:
An
incredibly stupid person. The village idiot.
Created by Lawrence Russo in 1978.
Example: I hate it when Byron drinks, he
acts like such a village.
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Village:
Amatueurish,
of a lower standard that one is used to--as in
village cricket.
Example: You've made a village job of
that, it's falling apart.
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Village
Green: The
local environmental activist.
Example: Oh, him? He's the village green.
He tends the village square.
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Village
Square: The
local jerk.
Example: Oh, him? He's the village square.
He hangs out on the village green.
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Vino
Collapso: Any
inexpensive wine consumed in copious amounts.
Example:
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vinylocity:
The
unknown force that moves the shower curtain
towards the shower stream,
regardless of the weight or material of the
curtain.
Example: I kept feeling the curtain
touching me in the shower, I thought it was
static, but realized that it was simply
vinylocity.
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virtile:
The
ability to reproduce in quantity.
Example: My friend Mike is really virtile.
He just had triplets.
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virus
writer: Someone
who creates computer viruses in order to enhance
the need for antivirus software.
Example: He worked for HyperDyne, makers
of the antivirus software Magi-kleen, as a virus
writer.
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visa
versa: Having
your visa revoked and being forced to leave a
country. From E_B_A's misspelling of vice versa
at nightsomatic.
Example: If foreigners in any country
commit serious crimes in that country, the
minimum they should deal with is visa versa. This
also applies to evangelicals or missionaries or
humanitarian workers. If it's a serious crime to
proselytize in a country, sensible law and order
considerations demand that you be subject to
serious punishment for your actions. For the
government of such a country to do otherwise
invites chaos. While we might prefer that the
governments of such countries be overthrown,
until they are, we can expect punishment or
banishment for criminal acts as a proper
government response.
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viscotiatious:
Perpetually
inclined to cause irritation and annoyance.
Example: Ever since the trepanation, Kenny
has been downright viscotiatious toward me.
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Vishnu's
hands: The
official list of nuclear devices that are known
missing, unretrievable, or stolen.
origin: Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince
that he should do his duty and to impress the
Prince, takes on his multi-armed form and says,
Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
Example: The list of Vishnu's hands grows
every year.
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visiting
my grandma: Doing
something illegal.
Example: I had to watch out for the cops
because I'd just been visiting my grandma.
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vitamin
B: Australian
slang for Victoria Bitter, a popular brand of
beer. Also known as VB.
Example: Hey Mick, pass me another vitamin
B.
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vitamin
g: Gasoline.
Example: I need to go get some vitamin g
before I can mow the lawn.
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vitamin
k: Random
healthiness found in food items when you don't
know exactly what else they contain that is good
for you.
Example: Eat these cashews, they're full
of vitamin k.
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Vittle:
Visible
thong line. Vittle for short. A headsup to look
at someone's rear. Can also be used derisively.
Variant: Tender vittles. When the thong rises
above the pant line over the hip.
Example: Check out the vittle on her. She
is hot.
I can't believe she showed vittle at her niece's
christening. How tacky.
Quit showing tender vittle, you look like a lap
dancer.
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vivid-lividity:
More
than just anger. When your head is bursting with
anger in bright colours.
Example: If I'd just put on a clean pair
of socks and then stepped in a puddle of water in
the bathroom, I would experience vivid-lividity.
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vixen:
a
hot fox, referring to an attractive female that
may do harm
Example: The vixen made me wait with
torture
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vobijug:
it
is a male or female who tries to stand out from
the crowd by purposely acting different, which
usually leads to a trend they create.
Example: That hairstyle was created by the
vobijug over there.
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vocabulaic:
visually
and audibly beautiful, eloquent, and/or
gratifying vocubulary usage
Example: 'his discourse proved vocabulaic
with his tenacity towards aesthetic words and
phrases...'
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vocular:
To
describe someone who is cordially talkative and
for whom conversing is very easy and comes
naturally.
Example: My sister Margaret is really
vocular today.
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Vodai:
Dumb,
stupid. Used by many in Bangladesh.
Example: You're getting more Vodai day by
day.
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vodka
and milk: The
bad mixed drink to which all other drinks are
compared to determine their vileness.
Example: I was screwing around with
whiskey and random juices that I found in the
fridge, and here's what I made. It's not good,
but it's not vodka and milk either.
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Vodrot:
Condition
resulting from drinking excessively with more
than 2two people.
Adj.: Fuzzy or unclear
Example: 1. After last night's festivities
the group was suffering from vodrot.
2. The wipeout gave him a severe case of vodrot
vision.
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voibulate:
VOY-byou-late.
To mutter vicious remarks at an inanimate object.
See gestobulate.
Example: The computer was being really
slow, so I voibulated it.
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voice-jail:
Another
word for voice-mail. Especially applicable to
phone systems that don't offer the ability to get
a real live person on the other end of the call.
Example: I called Jim at his office this
afternoon, but he must've gone home already,
'cause I got thrown into voice-jail.
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Vokuhila:
(German,
noun) Mullet, bi-level hairstyle. Billy Ray
Cyrus, Vo-Vor-Front, Ku-Kurz-Short,
Hi-Hinter-Back, La-Lang-Long.
Example: Check out the Vokuhila on Billy
Ray. That is the hairstyle of the gods.
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Volumptuous:
Large
and sexy woman. Like voluptuous, only more so.
Example: Manet generally used volumptuous
women as models for his paintings.
What a volumptuous vision you are, my dear!
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Voluntold:
When
someone else volunteers you for something. Its an
order disquised as a suggestion.
Example: Ive been voluntold to shovel the
driveway.
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vomic:
The
act of vomiting because you are so disgusted.
Example: Senior guys dating freshman girls
makes me want to vomic.
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vomick:
To
vomit through the nose (often used by
pediatricians).
Example: The little girl was so sick, she
was vomicking.
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vomitose:
In
the state of vomiting.
Example: Jerry's had 14 beers, and now
he's vomitose.
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vomitov
cocktail: A
highly noxious combination of substances,
ingested, partially digested,
expelled in a highly forceful manner.
Example: (Quoted verbatim from some guy in
the pub.)
So after we went to this bloody Mexican
restaurant we went to the local bar, I
had three tequila shots, four or five beers and
then half a bottle of Irish Cream at a mate's
house
afterwards. I get home and me girlfriend cops a
Vomitov Cocktail in the face.
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vomitraumatic:
Something
that is very traumatic, to the point that it may
cause you to vomit.
Example: _Hannibal_ was a very
vomitraumatic movie for me.
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vomituous:
The
feeling of sickness, or wanting to throw up.
Example: This sea cruise is making me
vomituous.
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von
trapp: When
you break out into song in a public place. from
The Sound of Music.
Example: Doug pulled a von trapp in Burger
King, causing the customers to cover their ears.
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von
trapp family: a
large number of something, usually children
Example: Did you see that? They had a Von
Trapp family of kids in that car!
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vonic:
vodka
& tonic
Example: A: Sir...I think you've had
enough to drink.
B: Gaaah! Vonic!
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voobigs:
A
contagious disease which disintegrates only arms
and legs leaving the torso.
Example: I'm sorry miss, but Ii couldn't
do my homework because of a case of voobigs.
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vordee
hats: Things
that guys wish they were wearing when they were
having a Happy Birthday (P.S. — It's felt
hat with flashing lights on it.)
Example: Veijfer, catching sight of
Jodekka's lovely Spral's-dress was filled with
custard (or joy) and simply couldn't help but
wish he hadn't lost his previous vordee
hat—Jodekka had something more abstiferous
in mind.
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vortext:
when
you think you are entering text into a field
that's not selected; typing text into an
non-existent space
Example: thought i entered the URL, but it
was vortext.
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voxel:
Out
of fashion.
Example: You're glasses are so voxel
they're saying, I met you in 1989.
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vpl:
Visible
Panty Line.
Example: Hey, check out the VPL on her.
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vuja
de: That
weird feeling that you don't EVER want to be in
this place again.
Example: When the cops busted the party
and took us all downtown, I went through some
serious vuja de!
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Vulgocity:
The
violently rapid speed in which the vulgarity of a
situation reaches its climax.
Example: He spewed those words with such
vulgocity, the natural reaction of the crowd was
to gasp in horror.
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vulmon:
A
person waiting for another to die so that he can
get to the money or property; a vulture of
money; a money-vulture.
ORIGIN of WORD: Combination of parts of the words
vulture, and money.
Example: I must be dying, because the
vulmons are gathering and already fighting over
who
gets my money and stuff.
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Vultch:
That
which a vulture does.
To loiter around impatiently expecting something.
Example: Quit vultching, I'll be through
in a minute.
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vunrable:
When
one could not be bothered to pronounce the word
vulnerable.
Example: That cow's vunrable with no
weapons to protect herself from the wolves. Give
her a bow and arrow.
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vurp:
Vomit-burp,
that special burp accompanied by a meal or last
night's beverages.
Example: I had Mexican for lunch which
means I can expect to vurp anytime now.
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vvb:
Very,
Very Back. The cargo area of a station wagon.
Example: Car's full. Looks like you're
going to have to ride with the dogs in the VVB.
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